Hazel: Oh no it better not be that annoying neighbor kid, I'm going to have to give him a piece of my mind.
Hazel: Johnny I swear if you keep doing this crap I'm gonna kick your lilly white ass!!
Hazel: Wait who are you?.. You're not Johnny's dad are you? Because I swear I was kidding when I said I'd chop off his fingers if he ever messed with my doorbell again.
Jeff: Huh? No. A...Are you Hazel, the one in this picture? I...I'm J...Jeff. You accepted my date request on Awkwardfur . com and you told me to meet you here at your house so we can go out.
*The Next Day*
KNOCK KNOCK
Hazel: Oh no it better not be that annoying neighbor kid, I'm going to have to give him a piece of my mind.
Hazel: Johnny I swear if you keep doing this crap I'm gonna kick your lilly white ass!!
Hazel: Wait who are you?.. You're not Johnny's dad are you? Because I swear I was kidding when I said I'd chop off his fingers if he ever messed with my doorbell again.
Jeff: Huh? No. A...Are you Hazel, the one in this picture? I...I'm J...Jeff. You accepted my date request on Awkwardfur . com and you told me to meet you here at your house so we can go out.
Hazel: I'm not signed up for...
Hazel: That Picture!
Hazel: HANNAAAAAA!!!!
Jeff: ...M...Maybe I should leave.