Totally the best possible excuse for fewer USB ports on a laptop: "It's more streamlined!"

Yeah, when I am on the go and need that one additional port, my first thought will be "well, thankfully it at least is streamlined! That's helpful!"

@tosensei in a nutshell

User: "I emailed my spreadsheet to a colleague. Why can't I see their updates in mine?"

Please just kill me now.

!dev but devRant has become "not dev" sadly.
Time to say bye to the racist kindergarden it has become!

How many more outdated country clichés can they possible come up with? "Thick Indian accent", "hard-working Nazi Germans" bla bla bla ...

If you're not interested in dev anymore why don't you join the European Parliament or a local pub where you can discuss your "ethnic" bullshit with other right-wing retards dreaming of remigration. Fuck you idiots, seriously!

/me logs off.

I just love ultra high priority tickets that have been in the backlog for literal years.

So logical.

So amazing.

So 🤡-like.

Happy Friday!

Just deploy your crappy code and enjoy your weekend

My productivity level today is about 1% and I don't care. Monday is another day.

Ah yes of course

Have you bought or read more books in your life? I'm the latter. When it comes to IT books, I only read half, many times overlapping information

Tuesday**

PM: can we have this site hosted by Friday..?
Me: I'll try but I need all the information about their organization

Wednesday**

PM: *sends half of the info I need

Thursday**
PM: how far have you gone..? I want us to host tomorrow
Me: I still don't have all the information I need

Let's settle this once and for all.

In your opinion:

- Is sentience an inherent ability or a skill (implying some are more sentient than others)?

- In practice, is sentience distinct from awareness?

What i learned from using JSP: They were actually called “Java’s Satanic Pages”. Sun had to scrub it from docs because Satan threatened to sue them for defamation.

What's your internet birthday, and why is it Jan 1st 1970?

Lol so we had a meeting where basically the entire dev team got shat on for everything always taking too long... Now, I know a .lot of us suck at estimates but if it's all the time then do you think maybe we're not getting the best quality info to wok from?

Then they revised the WFH policy to 3 days a week in office. AND got pissy about the hours.

so I ask you all what are you hours?

I just found out there is a 500 GB hidden and encrypted encrypted bitlocker drive on my Linux laptop. Thanks I guess? 😅

Hello folks, i wanted to know.

Which series do u like better, dragonball, or transformers, and why.

months ago approve MR on different project done by teammate

completely forget the existence of that project later

Am I the only one facing

“Devrant ios app closing unexpectedly & frequently“ ?

Germans get made fun of for being focused on work and not wanting to have fun (at work).

But it's exactly what I like about them. I would join and work at a German company in a split second.

Fuck all the small talks and fun Fridays, let's just get the work done, get paid and go home and have fun at home.

why every nerd enjoy dark theme (full black #000)? i only use it in my IDE and not full black, i feel that full black hurts my eyes