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I fucking hate it when apps are not named the same way as the fucking product or company. "Connect" app. Connect fucking what? "Mobile bank". Let me try to search for it using the name of my bank. Haha, oops, I forgot I should rather go fuck myself. MusicCast. You're fucking Yamaha and if I can't find you at Y then gods help me.
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120fps and 240fps filming isn't just for slow motion playback, but recent smartphones have 120 Hz screens so those videos can finally be watched as ultra-smooth motion with audio.
If only all smartphones encoded high-framerate videos in real-time with the same framerate recorded from the image sensor instead of stupidly slowing down when encoding.
Granted, this is a thing Apple has always done right: they encoded their "slow motion" videos in real-time and let the user select the slowed-down portions during playback!
Let the user set their preferred playback speed in the video editor, don't dictate that 1× playback speed is 1/4 of real-life speed. 1× playback speed must be 1× real-life speed to clear up all confusion.
Besides, laptops with 120 Hz screens existed as early as 2011 (Samsung 700G7A)!. -
Think I spent 3 hours today trying to get docker to watch my files
I have concluded that, probably, this feature is too new and buggy and they shouldn't have released it
Maybe my googlefu sucks now idk
Also can the docker docs just get to the point, why do I have to click like 12 links deep and why are there multiple pages saying the same thing. Is Google behind this? Because this reminds me of Google's terrible documentation.1 -
wish i had said "no way, shitbag, I'm on vacation" but what I've answered was "ok, boss"
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I want to slap the previous devs on my team. Not the current ones, the previous once.
I don't need a comment on every. single. line. of. code
//verify thingies
if(thingies != null && thingies.count != 0) {
Like my god, i can read the if statement to know what it's doing, goddamn.
Comments should only be used when doing something that might not be immediately obvious to the next dev looking at the code.6 -
Hey Code-tards,
We're announcing a new update to our software `FUCK YOU` to include a new 'feature' no one asked and would give a FLYING FUCK about, but we were sitting on our MOTHERFUCKING ASSES and had to justify our salaries somehow.
So this new feature really just makes your life horrible by taking away or breaking all useful features you were PERFECTLY HAPPY with before, but FUCK YOU if you aren't happy with it and don't throw half of your salary our way every month.
Remember our library you were perfectly OK with, that u integrated in your codebase? DEPRECATED from this second onwards. WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU ! That's WHY.
Oh yeah, and one last thing before we make your life a living hellhole, give us your SSN, credit card(s) and mortgage payments to us, you money-hungry CUNT. Haven't you heard the phrase already? YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.6 -
Anything i fucking touch i snap
ZAP⚡️
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Fucking electricity. I get electrocuted. Holding my mouse and charging cable gets electrons in my body so now when i become a fucking zeus. Anything i touch ZAPS me. Fuck off its sooooooo annoying8 -
Dataweave is a programming language like pornstars are actors. They are _technically_ acting but there’s a difference…
Edit: though I would never talk shit about pornstars like I do dataweave1 -
my job fucked up.
I thought i had x amount of (paid) holdiays left (according to the online platform) so I took them for december. they were approved and now the "human resource" person double checked it and apparenlty it was a technical fault.... They got changed to unpaid holidays without checking in with me...
Is that legal?? Bunch of clowns9 -
!Rant and i also might be late to the party. But i love pipewire. I tried it out yesterday, installation was straightforward and it just works.
(let's see how long it takes, until i go back to pulseaudio though) -
You have 1.44 MB of outgoing traffic. You can use it however you like. You can send data anywhere you wish.
Your task is to make as much money as you can. What would you do?16 -
Folks,
My current employer is service based. Its a good work culture and everything, But..
They are not evaluating their employees skills and stuff. They assign roles of employee on the basis of their business needs, which is fine at certain extend.
But this ultimately causing some employees (including me) to Not have the role we have expertise in.
What to do in such situation? Switching is the only way?3 -
I have a question about modeling a UI to code
Lets say you have a UI finished
Now you need to model it to code
For simplicity ignore functionality just focus on designing the model classes
For further simplicity Imagine that the UI is grouped into material cards.
Lets say the UI of the User Profile Page looks like this:
1) HEADER
- user profile banner
- user profile image
- username
- first and last name
- total posts
- total likes
- button to add to favorites
- dropdown to report user
- button to share profile
2) BIO
- short description
- user birthday
- location
3) ANNOYNCEMENTS
- "X% off on Y"
- "going live at X:YZ"
- etc
4) GALLERY
- group of images posted on profile timeline
5) TIMELINE
- text/video/audio
- number of likes on post
- user profile image
- username
- user first and last name
- post date
- etc
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Now im having a mixed feeling what is right thing to do. In my User model i have a date of birth field among other fields as well as profile image url to s3 bucket. This means that i already have half the information for HEADER card from User model, but now i would need to create a Profile model to fill in the remaining fields.
Especially for BIO card:
- short description (Profile model)
- user birthday (User model)
- location (Profile model)
Is this weird? Mixing data with 2 models on 1 page on 1 or multiple card sections?
This feels messy to me and as if im gonna hit a wall if i continue long enough like this. A better solution to me is to have a Profile model handle everything on the Profile page and be able to cover all cards and fields on each card. But this doesnt seem like a realistic or possible way to do it since specific fields are required for User model.
Am i overcomplicating and overthinking this shit?
Tell me is it normal to mix 2 or more different models to show data in 1 card on 1 page or how would you suggest doing it better?6 -
CEO: What are your plans for these hollidays?
Me: Clean up the house. I haven't had much time because we've had some busy last few months.
CEO: Seriously? Are you joking? (I could see in his eyes, "why would a talented programmer ever waste their time doing menial housework...") I mean, you could be working instead and earning a couple more bucks...
(Fuck him, none of his business...)
Me: I can't delay it this time. My wife has dust allergies.
CEO: Oh. Ok. I get it. When I was a kid, my father and I had some serious dust allergies. The house maid had to clean everything thoroughly at least once a week.
Not surprised...8 -
Mark-up in logic is the right way of solving the problem, instead of desperately trying to shoehorn logic in mark-up with retarded *ngFor v-if-while-maybe <?php or your brand-new brazor/rail new-but-not-really templating language that they pulled out of their asshole.10
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