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Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Carmansantiego: TALLGUY, WHERE ARE YOUUU /C 13:25:23Sunday, July 23, 2023 Carmansantiego: Is anyone onnnnn Carmansantiego: * twerks* Oofalladeez: *cringes* Carmansantiego: Is anyone on now? Oofalladeez: Well that was thyes Oofalladeez: Fuck Oofalladeez: That was the first thing i saw today Carmansantiego: Backkkk Carmansantiego: * twerks* Ring: *cums* Ring: :| Ring: merp Carmansantiego: Hiiii Ring: HIIII 14:27:35Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 14:27:49Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Carmansantiego: * twerks* Ring: *cums* Ring: :| Carmansantiego: Slayyyyyy Ring: lol Carmansantiego: * twerks again* Ashh: what did i just witness Carmansantiego: * dies* Carmansantiego: Quick! Twerk me back to life Ashh: mommy carman twerking??? Re80: I was aloso surprised that this is possible Ring: *feels lonely becasue i have no one to cuddle* Ring: TwT Ashh: quick! suck my dick Carmansantiego: BET Ring: *sucks ashes dick* Ring: :> Carmansantiego: Lol jk jk Jug_in_love: *sucks Ring* Carmansantiego: Lmaooo Jug_in_love: jk Ashh: anddd right in the quotes deck XD Ashh: Ring: *sucks ashes dick* Carmansantiego: Veryone is here EXEPT TALLMAN Jug_in_love: Ashh: Ring: *sucks ashes dick* Ashh: ooo u miss him? Ring: Jug_in_love: Ashh: Ring: *sucks ashes dick* Carmansantiego: SHUT UP Ashh: Ring: Jug_in_love: Ashh: Ring: *sucks ashes dick* Jug_in_love: What would you do to him? Ring: Ring: I LOVE LICKING MY BALLS! Ring: LIKE A GOOD LITTLE DOGGY! Jug_in_love: *sucks tall dick* Ring: uhhh Ring: i forger i said that tbh Ring: Ring: I LOVE LICKING MY BALLS! Ring: LIKE A GOOD LITTLE DOGGY! Carmansantiego: Maybe I do miss tallman just a little bit.. Ashh: OOOOOOOOOO Jug_in_love: Imagine getting sucked, cant be me Ring: Ring: DADDY MICH! Ring: I NEED YOU! Ishipwillowandhunter: What do you need pretty boy Ring: can i suck you off? Axel_in_love: I need a hug.. Ring: *hugs axel while sucking off mich* Ashh: oh dont worry u suck Ashh: jk Jug_in_love: Best Jokes in Cards Aaginst Humanity 2023 Ashh: wtf XD Carmansantiego: * twerks* Carmansantiego: Slayyyyy Jug_in_love: *flys* Ring: *sucks jugs big fat cock* Jug_in_love: *fucks Ashh* Jug_in_love: *fucks Ring* Ring: lol Jug_in_love: *fucks Carmansantiego* Ring: *cums* Carmansantiego: Mommy ashh Jug_in_love: *fucks Tallman* Carmansantiego: HEY Jug_in_love: Hello Carmansantiego: BITCH Jug_in_love: wow Carmansantiego: HE MINE Ring: jug is my bitch :> Jug_in_love: I am the Bitch here Carmansantiego: Lmao, sorry Jug_in_love: facts Ring: :> Jug_in_love: ;) Carmansantiego: Oml Jug_in_love: lofl Ring: *cums on jug* Carmansantiego: ….. Ashh: wait, whos yours carm? Jug_in_love: Before I sleep.... *fucks @everyone* Ring: *cums on carman* Carmansantiego: TALLMAN Ring: *cums on ash* Carmansantiego: Oop Jug_in_love: Tallwoman: Hello Ashh: ayo Ring: *cums on myself* Carmansantiego: I am not tall Ashh: MAYONAISE Carmansantiego: I am 4’11 Jug_in_love: *cums to any person who types under me* Ashh: tall man and short woman, cute Ring: im 5'10 - 6'0 Ashh: daqmmit Carmansantiego: IKR Ashh: jug fuck off XD Jug_in_love: That other person under me gets a coockie Carmansantiego: * twerks* Jug_in_love: *Carmansantiego gets a cookie* Ashh: Jug_in_love: That other person under me gets a coockie Carmansantiego: * twerks* Ring: 0_0 Ring: odd_clorox: Sometimes I like to put bleach in my butt. Bobbert: Ik Todd_clorox: Just butt chug a whole bottle of bleach. Bobbert: I’ll butt chug ur ass bitch Carmansantiego: Yassssss Ring: Dtrump: i have never made a girl cum Ring: L Carmansantiego: Slayyyyyyy Jug_in_love: Todd_clorox: Just butt - Todd during Onlyfans Ring: Ring: i grab my lovers hand while his cum is dripping down my leg hun what "while i do with this" i say pointing to his cum, he pick it up with his fingers and shoved it in my mouth thrusting it into me while i start to cum Jug_in_love: girls are hard Carmansantiego: * continues to twerk while drinking bud light * Carmansantiego: Slayyyyyyyy Ring: Ring: wiggade wigga HAVE SEX WITH THAT NIGGA! Carmansantiego: Who wants bud light? Lmao Ring: *i grab your throbbing cock and slam it into my wanting asshole* master i love your thicck fucking cum and makes me beg for more i need your cock your cock is the best *i open my mouth awaiting for your steaming hot cum to be poured into me* master i love you so much im your cute little cum slut aren't i i need you to make my insides all white i need you master Ashh: wtf Ring: that moment when you don't get karma becuase karma is a bitch and you can't pull thoses either Ashh: XD Jug_in_love: that moment when no one gets tits Jug_in_love: Yes. Its everyday Ring: hey carman, are you a toaster cause a bath with you would send me straight to heaven <333 Carmansantiego: ………* blushes* Jug_in_love: Are you a pussy, because I want to go inside you Ring: lol Jug_in_love: Are you a pizza, because I want to take a slice Carmansantiego: * twerks* Jug_in_love: Top 10 Socalization in Cards Against Humanity Carmansantiego: * relizes she has a fat ass* huh?! Ashh: proof Ashh: rn Ashh: lets go Jug_in_love: Are you from Alabama, because even if I am not, I can go Alabamian.( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ) Jug_in_love: *sends proof* Carmansantiego: Lmaooo Ashh: XD Jug_in_love: ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) > (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) > ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) > ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ) > ( ° ͜ʖ °) > (˵ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o˵) > ಠ╭╮ಠ > ಥ_ಥ > (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ > 🍆🍑💦 > ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧) > ( ‾ʖ̫‾) Carmansantiego: * twerks more agresivly* Jug_in_love: Is that all? Ashh: almost caught myself lackin Jug_in_love: slackin# some chips Jug_in_love: Before I die, I cum Carmansantiego: I got a big fat ass Ring: same Carmansantiego: Lol Ashh: hell yea u do lmao Jug_in_love: Definition of big? Ashh: my cock Ashh: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) Jug_in_love: Big ass but no usage? Ashh: damn Ring: i got proof Ring: :> Jug_in_love: Thats like a Ferrari layin on garage for 7 years Ashh: stfu XD Ring: if anyone wants it but i doubt anyone wants my proof :> Jug_in_love: *thinks* Ashh: proof of wat Carmansantiego: His cock Jug_in_love: bruh send it to Mick Ring: my ass but i also got pics of that Carmansantiego: My ass is way more fat than yours Jug_in_love: I am scared Jug_in_love: Ass-Contest? Ashh: im always down to see ass pics but i must decline Ring: i'll send you proof right now Jug_in_love: You know what, I accept it Jug_in_love: Just telling what the world wants to see Ring: https://thumbsnap.com/jnUZMfLp Ring: there :> Jug_in_love: rickroll? Ring: na Jug_in_love: bruh she wasnt jk Ring: NA Ashh: ... i clicked thinking it was a joke Ashh: GOD DAMN Ring: SHE SAID HER ASS IS BIGGER I GOTTA SHOW PROOF Ashh: i have no ass TnT Jug_in_love: I mean... I saw bigger one Jug_in_love: fair enough Ring: axels is bigger but still Carmansantiego: I have big boobs, does that count? Jug_in_love: How big? Ring: i have a big cock does that count? Ashh: oh shit yea does it Jug_in_love: ABCD? Ring: what? Ring: brb Carmansantiego: K Ashh: carman boob comparison what size? Carmansantiego: * twerks* Jug_in_love: *cums* Jug_in_love: Thats enough internet today Ashh: XD Carmansantiego: Idk, I have custom made bras, lol Jug_in_love: Custom from her parents brah Ashh: my mom gets those dope, lol last time i checked i was DD Jug_in_love: when you create a female character in Sims 4:^ Ashh: XD Jug_in_love: too custom, mate3 Carmansantiego: The last time I checked I was a 34c but that was two years ago Jug_in_love: too much 💦💦💦💦( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧) Ashh: dude i went from a c to a d when i was 14 lmao Ashh: boobs suck Carmansantiego: * twerks* Carmansantiego: Frrr Jug_in_love: Tell me more Carmansantiego: My mom said that I can lactate when I have children Jug_in_love: Whats the biggest struggle for bobs? Inasg_no: hu Inasg_no: hi Jug_in_love: My mom recommend me to avoid that happening Carmansantiego: Hi tay!! Carmansantiego: My biggest struggle is wearing bras Carmansantiego: I HATE wearing bras Jug_in_love: oppressed boobs Carmansantiego: WHERE IS TALLGUY…..I miss him :( Ashh: my struggle is that they fucking hurt when im on my period Jug_in_love: oof Carmansantiego: FR Jug_in_love: but why? Ashh: like pushing on a fresh bruise dude constantly Jug_in_love: and buying a biger bra is no option? Jug_in_love: two baskets Ashh: no because then it wont fit, and theyr all uncomfortable Carmansantiego: Exactly Jug_in_love: But see it more positive... Jug_in_love: youre more popular at school for mysterious reasons Ring: guys im back Ring: :> Jug_in_love: What happens when you stop wearing bras? Ring: also Carmansantiego: Hiiiiiiii Ring: if you wanna see my pp click here vvvv Ring: https://thumbsnap.com/d4pSJQgK Jug_in_love: I never cover my nipples under my shirts Ring: lol Jug_in_love: Ring is trans? Ring: no Ring: what? Jug_in_love: just thicc boy? Ring: yes Jug_in_love: gg Ring: all of my food goes to my hips, ass and thighs Ring: it sucks Ring: :| Jug_in_love: It truly does Jug_in_love: At least you can prank sexual harrassers Ring: wdym? Jug_in_love: Ring: wanna see hows like to get fucked? Inasg_no: oml Inasg_no: you forget this tab for 5 seconds jesus christ Inasg_no: hi Jug_in_love: Why is Jesus in this? Ashh: heyy Inasg_no: i don't believe in god Greg XD Inasg_no: the British have got to me with that phrase Jug_in_love: well, maybe some day,... he will come Carmansantiego: Ohhhhhhh THATS Greg, lol Jug_in_love: in my ass. I am so edgy lol Ashh: bye guys time to spend time with my mans Carmansantiego: Bye, have funnn (anon): 4 ppl watched Rings dick on thumbsnap Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: lol Jug_in_love: *cums to him cumming* Jug_in_love: double-cum Inasg_no: um Inasg_no: you stole my colour Gregory -.- Jug_in_love: better? Inasg_no: yay thank you <3 Carmansantiego: * twerks* Jug_in_love: Is it stealing when its avaliable public? Jug_in_love: *twerks back* Carmansantiego: Yassss Jug_in_love: Ring: if you wanna see my pp click here vvvv Ring: merp Carmansantiego: Lol Ring: wait what? Ring: 4 people watched my dick on thumbsnap Ring: lol Lifesaver: And if you don't wanna see his pp click here: Lifesaver: https://www.christianity.com/ Lifesaver: *your surname is Weiner Miguel_angelo: Can someone send tits randomly here? Carmansantiego: No, I am NOT sending tit pics Miguel_angelo: Who asked YOU? Inasg_no: I will Miguel_angelo: Oh no, my mom Miguel_angelo: Bye Inasg_no: lmao I was js jk but damn Ring: https://www.pandesiaworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/h-olly-p-eers-nude-model-uk-pic-2.jpg Ring: there Inasg_no: lonelinessssssssss :D Inasg_no: . Carmansantiego: Hi tay! Inasg_no: hii Carmansantiego: Hru Inasg_no: eh could be better hbu Carmansantiego: I am good Inasg_no: nice Miguel_angelo: I have a magical trick to show Carmansantiego: Fr Inasg_no: which is Carmansantiego: No one cares Carmansantiego: * twerks* Ring: i gtg bye guys :> Miguel_angelo: If I see porn, something white comes out of nowhere Ring: have fun :> Miguel_angelo: I will ;) Miguel_angelo: I just need porn energy Carmansantiego: I. WANT. TALLMAN🤬🤬🤬🤬 Inasg_no: bye ring ly Miguel_angelo: I want Blackman Carmansantiego: * hits miguel* Miguel_angelo: Black&Tallman Miguel_angelo: Why hitting me :( Carmansantiego: FUCK OFF, TALLMAN IS MINE Miguel_angelo: Oh Miguel_angelo: no I want blackn'tallman Carmansantiego: * twerks* Miguel_angelo: Is your Tallman black? Carmansantiego: No Miguel_angelo: I have the highground Carmansantiego: * twerks* Miguel_angelo: Imagine white cock Carmansantiego: * hits him* STFU Miguel_angelo: Stop hitting me Carmansantiego: NO Miguel_angelo: I am a human. Treat me with respect Carmansantiego: NO Miguel_angelo: YES Inasg_no: human rights 🍜 Carmansantiego: NO Miguel_angelo: YES Carmansantiego: NO Miguel_angelo: YES Carmansantiego: NO Miguel_angelo: MAYBE Carmansantiego: No Miguel_angelo: YES Carmansantiego: NO Miguel_angelo: YES Carmansantiego: NO Inasg_no: SHUT Inasg_no: THE Miguel_angelo: It can go on like this Inasg_no: FUCK Inasg_no: UP Miguel_angelo: YES Miguel_angelo: *rawr* Carmansantiego: IMMA GO GET THE SLIPPER Miguel_angelo: Put that slipperly slipper away Carmansantiego: * takes out the belt* Miguel_angelo: Being horny is a human right Miguel_angelo: You can slap me yet the truth will still prevail Inasg_no: shut Miguel_angelo: That you suck Inasg_no: up Inasg_no: if you're horny go fuck someone Miguel_angelo: *fucks chat* Inasg_no: uwu Inasg_no: go masturbate or smth Miguel_angelo: How do you like my virtual cock? Inasg_no: I have a boyfriend Miguel_angelo: *fucks Inasg Inasg_no: excuse me no Inasg_no: I said masturbate Miguel_angelo: *makes a triple with her boyfriend * Inasg_no: he's not on herw Miguel_angelo: Boyfriend accepts? Inasg_no: here* Inasg_no: no Inasg_no: no fucking me, go masturbate Inasg_no: by yourself Inasg_no: or Inasg_no: go find a one night stand Inasg_no: or Inasg_no: a bf/gf Miguel_angelo: Inasg_no X Inasg bf X Keigo X Carman X me? Inasg_no: no Inasg_no: Inasg_no X boyfriend Miguel_angelo: X Dtrump X Jbiden X me? Miguel_angelo: If everyone fucks each other, this world would be so peaceful Miguel_angelo: *hibby mode active* Miguel_angelo: Ducking is a human right /C 15:36:38Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Carmansantiego: Backkkk Carmansantiego: And imma go Miguel_angelo: H y you? Miguel_angelo: Yes. You. Want some fuc Miguel_angelo: I can't because my parents invite someone, so I have to go virtual Miguel_angelo: CUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM Miguel_angelo: MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM Inasg_no: . (anon): peepeepoopoo (anon): peepeepoopoo Inasg_no: DJ? Inasg_no: IS THAT YOU? :D Ashh: hey tay Inasg_no: heyy Inasg_no: oh nice color Ashh: ik i really like green Carmansantiego: Backkkkkk Carmansantiego: Is anyone onnnnnnn Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/94/09/c1/9409c1ef25823c39e17aaaf9e8bd3615.jpg Carmansantiego: Mommy ashh!! Carmansantiego: Lmaoo /C 16:03:10Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: wb Carmansantiego: Tyy Inasg_no: yw Carmansantiego: Where is tallman? I miss him so much :(( Toxic_catboy: -_- Carmansantiego: Ohhhhhhh, this is toxic?! Carmansantiego: Hiiiiiiiiiiii Toxic_catboy: Hello? Ashh: hey Carmansantiego: Ashh! Hiiii Ashh: MOMMY CARMAN Carmansantiego: MOMMY ASHH Toxic_catboy: And how shall i make your aquaintence Toxic_catboy: Nvrmind Carmansantiego: My name is Carman, but you can call me Carmel Toxic_catboy: Ok Carmansantiego: * dies* Carmansantiego: Quick! Twerk me back to life Ashh: *twerk* Toxic_catboy: Im toxic but most call me tox Carmansantiego: Yassssss Carmansantiego: Nice to meet you tox Carmansantiego: * stands beside tox* GOD DAMMIT Toxic_catboy: The pleasure is mine Carmansantiego: HE IS TALLER THAN ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Toxic_catboy: ... Toxic_catboy: Ok... Carmansantiego: I am only 4’11 Carmansantiego: * dies* Ashh: MIDGET Toxic_catboy: Napoleon complex Ashh: XD Carmansantiego: STOP LOL Toxic_catboy: Even Napoleon was taller than that tho Carmansantiego: * twerks* I miss tallman Ashh: simp Carmansantiego: * blushes* STOP Ashh: SIMP Carmansantiego: STOP Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ec/de/95/ecde959e87a54b38cb961354c9b8d48f.jpg Ashh: therefore Ashh: i am now emo Carmansantiego: LMAO Toxic_catboy: Any1 got apex? Ashh: legends? /C 16:29:43Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: Bck Oofalladeez: Hello there spencer Oofalladeez: ASHH Toxic_catboy: Sup nate Oofalladeez: Not much Oofalladeez: Cleaning house for an hour Toxic_catboy: I gotta ask again Any1 got apex Ashh: babe check pinterest Ashh: apex legends? Toxic_catboy: Damn bro Toxic_catboy: Yea Oofalladeez: Then ima see if ash wants to play *gags at the name for old time sake* Fortnite Carmansantiego: Backkkkkkkkkkkkk Carmansantiego: And I play apex, only sometimes tho Toxic_catboy: I need a team for apex Inasg_no: NATE Carmansantiego: Sorry, I fly solo Oofalladeez: Hi tay Oofalladeez: I need a team for Ranked Halo Infinite Toxic_catboy: I dont hace halo Toxic_catboy: Have Toxic_catboy: Imma get on apex Carmansantiego: Slay, my brother broke my pc 👍🏻👍🏻 Toxic_catboy: If you have it my user is Toxic_catboy: toXicEgo357 Ashh: might hop on later Toxic_catboy: Bet Toxic_catboy: Ill be back Carmansantiego: * twerks* Oofalladeez: *cringes* Carmansantiego: * smacks him* Oofalladeez: *MJOLNIR Mark V shields flare* how t f did u see my face through this helmet? Carmansantiego: Lmao Ashh: MOMMY CARMAN Toxic_catboy: My team was afk Toxic_catboy: Both of em Ashh: lmfao Toxic_catboy: -_- Toxic_catboy: I hate randoms Carmansantiego: Lol Toxic_catboy: I need a team :( Toxic_catboy: *sighs* Carmansantiego: I like to fly solo /C 16:56:15Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: I need a fucking team :( Oofalladeez: . Toxic_catboy: Randoms suk Oofalladeez: I queu better solo fot some reasom Oofalladeez: *for Toxic_catboy: I dont Toxic_catboy: I NEED a team Oofalladeez: I need to vent so FUCKING bad rn but this shit I cant vent to anyone on here Toxic_catboy: Ill drop 15 kills but my teamates get 2 or 3 Oofalladeez: I camt vent to ANYONE about this... Toxic_catboy: Wut abt me Toxic_catboy: Im chill Oofalladeez: I know I'm jus tired of being a burden on others... Toxic_catboy: U good Oofalladeez: Nonot really... Toxic_catboy: Relatable Toxic_catboy: Ill just go Oofalladeez: No u can stay. Font leave on my account Carmansantiego: I am here Logan34: hello Carmansantiego: LOGAN Logan34: CARMAN what? Oofalladeez: Hey Logan... Carmansantiego: HIIIII Logan34: you good oof Oofalladeez: Cant talk abour it... Logan34: ok? Logan34: dead chat xd Oofalladeez: Not as dead as me... Logan34: damn dude you sure you don't want to talk about it? Oofalladeez: Im sure.. Logan34: ok if you're sure Inasg_no: HEY LOGAN!!! Logan34: WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING TO ME IN CAPS Logan34: and dead chat once again Oofalladeez: Not as dead as me /C 17:22:48Sunday, July 23, 2023 -error- Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 18:53:46Sunday, July 23, 2023 18:54:07Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 18:54:35Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 19:21:08Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): My Izzy been on? Ishipwillowandhunter: Sorry forgor to log in /C 19:47:42Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 20:14:15Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Boo Keigo: Anyone. Here Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeee /C 20:40:48Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ring: KEI Keigo: HI Ring: HRU BESTIE Keigo: Lonely Ring: why? Ring: because risk isn't here? Keigo: No he's at wirk Keigo: work Ring: ik sily Ring: silly* Ring: :| Keigo: no ones here Ring: i am Ring: :> Keigo: Now Ring: lol Ring: im watching yt Ring: merp Djshrimpdick: ... Keigo: nice Ring: https://img-cf.xvideos-cdn.com/videos/thumbs169lll/ba/ce/46/bace46ed4c48bc50a66815901dcf0390-1/bace46ed4c48bc50a66815901dcf0390.26.jpg Ring: don't click on it Keigo: To late Ring: lol Ashh: yo Ring: i just searched up cum Ring: ASHHHHH Ashh: jesus christ Ring: hru? Ashh: heyy ,good hru Ring: im good :> Ashh: id even say ur fine ;) Ashh: lol Ring: im not :| Keigo: Then ud be lying Ashh: dont even Ashh: KEII Ring: https://thumbsnap.com/S5ytDAd6 Ring: best pic of me by far Ring: :> Keigo: At least u don't look like my brother Ring: you mean the roach? Keigo: Yes lol Ashh: wow ur cute Ring: im not Ashh: u r Ring: TwT Ring: im not Ring: TwT Keigo: He's not Ring: ty bestie Ring: :> Ashh: not helping kei Keigo: Np best bitch Ashh: kei, ily, but stfu Ring: i am a good bitch Ring: i said nothing.... Ring: g Ring: g Ring: g Ring: g Ring: g Ring: g Ring: g Ring: g Ring: g Ring: g Ashh: penis Djshrimpdick: peepee poopoo Dtrump: . Keigo: Gay sex Ashh: taco Keigo: I'm clumsy made friends with the floor Ashh: im bored and lonely wheres carman Keigo: Idk but I'm here Ashh: :P Keigo: I'm also Lonely and bored Ashh: someone hop on it Djshrimpdick: . Keigo: on what😏 Ashh: 😏 Ashh: the couch Keigo: What r we going to do on the couch Ashh: watch a movie Keigo: What movie Ashh: twilight XD Keigo: Omg ur like my mother Keigo: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/8a/be/e4/8abee4faba9a28934f0c348ca328ab0e.jpg Keigo: Look what I saved Ashh: omg lol why Keigo: Ur pretty Ashh: aww <3 Keigo: Cute* Ashh: ly :) Keigo: If u weren't engaged I'd ask u to marry me Ashh: about that... Ashh: im not anymore Keigo: Ur not in confused Keigo: Im* Ashh: we decided to break it off for now Ashh: im a single woman Keigo: Omg slay Ashh: i still love him but it had to be done Dtrump: . Keigo: let me guess u two weren't ready Ring: R. I. P. C H A T Keigo: Fr Ring: lol Keigo: BESTIE CAN U CALL Ring: YES QUEEN Keigo: Make a call Ring: i am Keigo: Good Ring: https://us05web.zoom.us/wc/83161739318/start Keigo: Imma need the other link Ring: https://us05web.zoom.us/j/83161739318?pwd=wrmZRhgJNo2f3VCCgBCo4SYi04Ntru.1 /C 21:07:20Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ring: AHHHHH Ring: TwT Ring: ASH Ring: :| Ashh: whatt Djshrimpdick: 0.0 Ashh: bloop Ring: ASHHH Ring: TwT Ashh: whattt Ring: wanna date me? Ring: i said nothing Ring: f Ring: f Ring: f Ring: ff Ring: f Ring: f Ring: f Ring: f Ring: ff Ashh: u serious? Ashh: :I Dtrump: no more Ring: d- do you? Ring: do you??? Ashh: bloop Ashh: sorry went afk Ring: it's ok Ring: but do you? Oofalladeez: Mickey@356 Oofalladeez: FUCK /C 21:33:53Sunday, July 23, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Slay Keigo: Rawr Oofalladeez: Hey Kei Ring: https://us05web.zoom.us/wc/84905168723/start Keigo: Hi nate Ring: merp Oofalladeez: Wherea risk? Keigo: estúpida wrong link Keigo: work Ring: https://us05web.zoom.us/j/84905168723?pwd=ynBSYKWihbDjQ4pt0muiPEMYgt1kZF.1 Oofalladeez: Oh... I needed to talk to him... Oofalladeez: Its fine... /C 22:00:25Sunday, July 23, 2023 05:05:10Monday, July 24, 2023 -error connection- Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Fagfucker5000: No inspiration I just thought it sounded funny and crude Toxic_love: Acheived Fagfucker5000: Fucking a Toxic_love: Lol /C 05:13:56Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Fagfucker5000: Lying on my couch with the AC on not even bothering going to the bedroom Toxic_love: I snuck out of the house to go to my grandmas Fagfucker5000: Aw that’s nice I used to visit my grandma all the time Toxic_love: I do it almost every night Djshrimpdick: DADDY Fagfucker5000: Then she died in that tragic murder suicide thing Toxic_love: Mr.dick Fagfucker5000: I just ripped one hell of a fart I think I just increased global temperature by several degrees Toxic_love: I can smell it Jbiden: Speaking of smell Fagfucker5000: It smells like my ass Jbiden: Why Toxic_love as name? Toxic_love: Bad breakup Jbiden: Oh. I guess love can be toxic Fagfucker5000: Get caught or did you dump the body? Toxic_love: Dumped the body Fagfucker5000: Good man Jbiden: Benny Goodman Toxic_love: VlkjbHates Khbjidyfeshgfckhgvkhgd Fagfucker5000: Good clarinet player Fagfucker5000: I once jammed a clarinet up my ass Toxic_love: Was it fun¿ Toxic_love: did you play a song when you farted Fagfucker5000: Was when I farted Fagfucker5000: Totes did lol Fagfucker5000: In the mood Toxic_love: SpongeBob theme on an clarinet ass Fagfucker5000: By Benny Goodman Fagfucker5000: I concluded the act with a furious act of masturbation Toxic_love: … Fagfucker5000: It seemed fitting Toxic_love: Fair enough Fagfucker5000: Thick ropes of my seed shot out into the crowd Toxic_love: Seems like you aren’t the fucker you are the fuckee Fagfucker5000: Everyone gets fucked eventually Toxic_love: And here I am no bitches Fagfucker5000: Two pimps no hoes Toxic_love: Noice Fagfucker5000: Sadface Toxic_love: 😥 Fagfucker5000: Well I am going to go yank on my cock some more and then pass out Toxic_love: Have fun ig /C 05:40:29Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Bobbert: Hi Toxic_love: Yo Toxic_love: Bored Toxic_love: I go now /C 06:07:02Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shoto: Hi guys /C 06:33:35Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 07:00:08Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi /C 07:26:41Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 07:53:14Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. 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Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: Its early Toxic_catboy: Any1 on /C 10:59:06Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: Ytrffddfrryyhgnb /C 11:25:39Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:52:12Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 12:18:44Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 12:45:17Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Carmansantiego: Goooodddd morning!! /C 13:11:50Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 13:38:23Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 14:04:56Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Carmansantiego: Backkkk Carmansantiego: Aannnd, imma leave /C 14:31:29Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: NO Ashh: DAMMIT Ishipwillowandhunter: Hm? Ashh: omg someones finally on /C 14:58:03Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ring: Guys Ring: Hello Ashh: heyy Lyric: Moop Carmansantiego: Hiiiii Lyric: Yoooo Carmansantiego: Hru Lyric: Good. Carmansantiego: Good to hear Lyric: I'm fucking stuck in school Lyric: Early Lyric: Like two weeks early. Carmansantiego: Sameee, I hate summer school Lyric: Nah, it's school before school Carmansantiego: Lol Lyric: Tiger academy or some shet. Carmansantiego: I am home schooled 👍🏼 Lyric: Lucky. Carmansantiego: Not really, I have siblings, also how tall are you? Carmansantiego: Cause if your shorter than me I will feel much better Lyric: 6 feet. Carmansantiego: * cries* I am 4'11 Lyric: Damn. Lyric: Extra smol Carmansantiego: * cries* Lyric: I like that. Carmansantiego: I wanna know the extra sad part? Carmansantiego: You* Carmansantiego: The rest of my family is 6 feet Carmansantiego: Everyone says it's a cute height Lyric: It is a cute height! Carmansantiego: Even though it is NOT Carmansantiego: How is it?! Carmansantiego: How is my height cute?! /C 15:24:36Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Lyric: Your smol and adorable and I could just pick you up and hug you... Carmansantiego: * smiles* I love hugs! Lol Ashh: MOMMY CARMAN Carmansantiego: MOMMY ASH Lyric: Hi ash. Ashh: hey Carmansantiego: I MISSED YOU Ashh: I MISSED YOU TOO MY LITTLE LEPORICHAN Carmansantiego: LOL Ashh: hows be you Carmansantiego: Lyric, you can probably pick me up like I am a leaf Lyric: Good. Carmansantiego: I am goods, what about you Carmansantiego: Lol Lyric: I shall pick up the smol one and hug it for enternity Carmansantiego: Yay!! Ashh: hey thats my smol one Carmansantiego: I am every ones small person Lyric: We can share. Carmansantiego: Yay! Lyric: Share the smol one. Ashh: lyric how tall are you? Carmansantiego: * jumps on lyric* yay! Lyric: Six feet. Ashh: dammit Lyric: How tall are you? Ashh: nunya Lyric: ...shet. Carmansantiego: * hugs lyric* hiiiiiiiiii Lyric: Hello smol one Ashh: it doesnt matter im still taller than carman Carmansantiego: Shush it Toxic_catboy: Cock Carmansantiego: Hi toxic (anon): Hewwos Ashh: ANON Carmansantiego: Hiii Ashh: i want a fucking cookie but we ran out Carmansantiego: Lol Ashh: carman ur always lookin like a snack, u got any cookies Carmansantiego: Yes I do Ashh: GIMME... please Carmansantiego: Here * gives her a whole thing of cookies* Ashh: A WHOLE THING Ashh: i might just kiss you lol Carmansantiego: Lol Ashh: *eats cookie* Ashh: what kind are these? Carmansantiego: Of u need more, just ask Carmansantiego: Double chocolate Ashh: IM ALLERGIC TO CHOCLATE Ashh: *dies* Carmansantiego: Oh noooo! Ashh: quick take off your shirt! Carmansantiego: Lol, BET Ashh: lmfao Carmansantiego: Lol Carmansantiego: Here, I have a different kind of cookie Ashh: i miss him Carmansantiego: Ik you do, * hugs* just calm down, you have me Ashh: i still wear that dang ring Ashh: still cant beleive your familys so tall tho Ashh: your like a human teddy bear Carmansantiego: Lol Ashh: see but when u get too mean ima put you on top of the fridge Carmansantiego: I have to make fursuits soon :| Ashh: for wat Carmansantiego: Nooooo Carmansantiego: Do I know how much money I could get?! Carmansantiego: U* Carmansantiego: I miss tallguy Ashh: i miss nate Carmansantiego: I miss tallguy Ashh: SIMP Carmansantiego: * blushes* shut up Ashh: *pokes* make me Ashh: midget Carmansantiego: * jumps on her back* Ashh: *john cenas her ass* Carmansantiego: * cries* owwwwwww Ashh: uhhhh Ashh: *gives her cookies and turns on anime* Carmansantiego: Yay! Ashh: loll /C 15:51:10Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ring: Anyone here??? Ashh: nope Ring: I got a phone Ring: Like today Ring: :) Carmansantiego: Ring!! Ashh: OMG AWESOME Ring: Carman Ring: Mhm Carmansantiego: Hiiiii Ring: My number is +14053437801 Ring: :) Lyric: Moop Ring: Merp Carmansantiego: Sit down and watch anime wit me Ring: Ok I :) Lyric: Carman smollest person ever Ashh: savin it Carmansantiego: Lol Ring: Savin wha? Ashh: shut your tall ass up lyric Ashh: your number lmao Ring: Slide into my messages lol Ashh: loll Carmansantiego: * twerks* Ashh: *throws cash* Carmansantiego: Lmao Carmansantiego: Yassss Ring: Merp Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/xd5vk1gc/1688317743886.jpg Ashh: seen it already Ashh: bloop Carmansantiego: Ashh, come lay down and watch anime with me Ashh: uhhh ofc Carmansantiego: Yay!! Ashh: *grabs snacks and watches tv with carm* Carmansantiego: Yayyy!!! Carmansantiego: * falls asleep* Ashh: *changes it* Carmansantiego: Hey! Carmansantiego: Put it back on Ashh: bitch u were asleep Carmansantiego: Lol Carmansantiego: * falls back asleep* Ashh: *changes it back anyways* Ishipwillowandhunter: *cums* *leaves without explaining* Oppaienjoyer: wat Ashh: dont bother asking Oofalladeez: Whats wrong? Oofalladeez: Not here long Carmansantiego: * I am still asleep* Ashh: *falls asleep using carms short self as a pillow* Ishipwillowandhunter: Izzy been on? Ashh: nope /C 16:17:43Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: carm wake tf uppp Carmansantiego: * still sleeping* Carmansantiego: NO Oofalladeez: I'll wake her up *pumps M90 shotgun* Carmansantiego: * pulls out butcher knife* won't work on me Oofalladeez: *pulls out SPNKR rocket launcher* how bout d is? Carmansantiego: Oh shit.....* Wakes up* FUCK YOU Oofalladeez: Yw Ash :) Ashh: XD Carmansantiego: * bonks his head* YOUR SO MEAN Ashh: *puts carm on fridge* Oofalladeez: *shuelds flare* I only do the will of the prophets. And Ash us my prophet XD Carmansantiego: Nooooo, take me dowwnnnn Ashh: heheh Carmansantiego: Plsssss Carmansantiego: Take me downnnn Ashh: be nice? Oofalladeez: Ok *pulls out Gmod grave gun* Carmansantiego: I willll, pls let me downnnn Oofalladeez: *gracity Oofalladeez: *gravity Carmansantiego: Oof, help meeee Ashh: *takes her off* Carmansantiego: Yayyy! Carmansantiego: I am ashh's child now Ashh: but then i cant call u mommy Carmansantiego: That's true Ring: Merp Carmansantiego: Ring! Ring: I’m back for a bit Carmansantiego: NATE, I want a pigy back ride Ashh: dang but then who will give me a piggy back ride Carmansantiego: Idk, lol Carmansantiego: * jumps on ashh* Carmansantiego: Hiiii Ashh: heyy lmao Carmansantiego: * jumps on her back* Ashh: wyd lmao Carmansantiego: Nothinnnnn Oofalladeez: ... Carmansantiego: Shush it nate Carmansantiego: She is now my mother Oofalladeez: How did u know my name is Nate? Ashh: girl dont make me tickle u Ring: Merp Carmansantiego: Bc ash says it all the time Oofalladeez: Ah Oofalladeez: Hmmmm Carmansantiego: Nooo, don't tickle meeeee Oofalladeez: What if I tickle Ash? Carmansantiego: Oh noooo, imma get hurtttt Carmansantiego: Dontttt Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615139520135954453/1133074778744426506/rei_drip.mp4 Oofalladeez: AGHWUBDAGAH Carmansantiego: NOOOOO Oofalladeez: ISTG ASSMASTER AND OPPAIENHOYER ARE THE SAME PERSON Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129437542987616290/1133075099029884988/Smug.mp4 Carmansantiego: NATE, DON'T DO IT Oppaienjoyer: https://thumbsnap.com/i/1AZUYWh3.mp4 Oofalladeez: Hehe Carmansantiego: Pls dont * cries* Oofalladeez: Why!? Ring: Ok I ima go see ya :) Carmansantiego: Bcccc Oofalladeez: BC why Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1133076320209866872/reidarkage.mp4 Carmansantiego: IDK * bonks him on the head* Lyric: Moop Oofalladeez: *shields flare* Stop doin that! Carmansantiego: LYRIC Carmansantiego: Hiiii Carmansantiego: Fineeee Oofalladeez: Guys i gtg back to work :( coming up on a sodding job😑 /C 16:44:16Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Carmansantiego: I want a piggy back ride ): Ashh: sorry had to make lunch Carmansantiego: I want a piggy back ride Ashh: *buys piggy* Carmansantiego: Nooo * I jump on her back* Ashh: lol carm i gtg ill be back in about 45 mins Ashh: love ya Carmansantiego: Ilym Carmansantiego: * cries* I am so bored Oofalladeez: NOOOOOO Carmansantiego: Nate, you have me tho Carmansantiego: We can play games (: Oofalladeez: Carman get out of my sandwich im about it eat lucnh! Carmansantiego: Lol, ok Carmansantiego: I miss tallman so much.... Oofalladeez: U2 a thing? Carmansantiego: * blushes* no, but I do have a crush on him Oofalladeez: Not about what you just said but I'm sick to my stomach right now Carmansantiego: Why? Oofalladeez: Eatung in a hot truck Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/rpDSPzHB/1686551306146-7733-Rei-only.jpg Carmansantiego: Ahhh, that sucks Carmansantiego: * cries* I a so bored Oofalladeez: Mater chief a freak for real Oofalladeez: Master chief Oofalladeez: https://thumbsnap.com/i/2hLENJQP.mp4 Carmansantiego: * lays on nates back* hiii Oofalladeez: U ignored the video XD Carmansantiego: No I didnt Oofalladeez: XD Carmansantiego: * pats his head* Oofalladeez: Wht Carmansantiego: Hm? Oofalladeez: U ever had a hot dog burger before? Carmansantiego: Yes, I had a hot dog and a burger Oofalladeez: Then u havent had a hotdurger Carmansantiego: No, what is that? * I keep laying on his back* Inasg_no: hii Carmansantiego: Tay! * hugs her* hiiii Inasg_no: *hugs bck* helloo Carmansantiego: I have water melon Carmansantiego: :)))) /C 17:10:49Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: LUCKY SON OF A BITCH Carmansantiego: Lol * gives her watermelon* Oofalladeez: Tgis is a hotdurfer Inasg_no: hehe i love watermelon *eats* Oofalladeez: https://cdn.thumbsnap.com/i/55/76/7LBk8NWq.mp4 Carmansantiego: Lol Inasg_no: . Carmansantiego: Where is tallman when u need himmmmm Inasg_no: wut did he say when he found out abt uk Inasg_no: yk* Carmansantiego: we just talked like no one said anything Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1042111807847927808/1108745704115015742/Im.mp4 Inasg_no: damn Vulpix_axel: Rawr. Carmansantiego: Axel! Hiiii Vulpix_axel: Hello. Carmansantiego: I am bored, my brother is refusing to pay for my pc Inasg_no: hai Nuufithefloofi: Hewwo Vulpix_axel: Hewo. Carmansantiego: Hello person Carmansantiego: I need tallman Carmansantiego: For my midget ass Carmansantiego: Where is mommy ashh? Lacdose: E Carmansantiego: Hi person Lacdose: It's boring like this Lacdose: lets talk about copyright claims in California Carmansantiego: It's only bc ring and mommy ashh are not on Lacdose: true Toxic_catboy: Cum Carmansantiego: Toxic! Hiiii Toxic_catboy: Yo Carmansantiego: Hru?? Lacdose: Copyright determines the creator's creations distribution Inasg_no: hey young boy Lacdose: Am I right? Toxic_catboy: Eh fine ig Carmansantiego: Nice👍🏼 Toxic_catboy: Willy wigger kill that nigger Carmansantiego: Lol Lacdose: thx. It was a hard way but I pushed my brain cells through to define things I never thought about Toxic_catboy: I havent slept in 32 hours Lacdose: Fr? Toxic_catboy: I tire Carmansantiego: slayyyyyy Lacdose: How? You must slept 19 hours Toxic_catboy: I slept 6 hours Lacdose: If not, you lose brain cells with lacks of sleep Toxic_catboy: How unfortunate Lacdose: Or like , the brain has less time to clean themself from junk protein Inasg_no: that's nice spencer Toxic_catboy: Im sure i can spare some Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126236547545567323/1133089579801509928/rem.mp4 Lacdose: one thing for sure: clearing caches for humans = sleep Carmansantiego: My stomach hurts ): Toxic_catboy: In other news i have school in 15 days Lacdose: That means Toxic can remind better than any of us what happened yesterday Inasg_no: I don't have school till September Lacdose: Nice Toxic_catboy: Yesterday was boring Lacdose: what now? Toxic_catboy: Drugs Lacdose: 2 months freedom and you dumped it Theslavickompot: penis Mikrowdupie: Siusiak Lacdose: Lack of self-esteem Inasg_no: Spencer Toxic_catboy: Hm? Lacdose: S pen ce Vulpix_axel: TOX!! Carmansantiego: I think I am going to leave for a little Lacdose: Sell your cars, man Toxic_catboy: AXEL!!!!!!! /C 17:37:21Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Lacdose: Nice pointless scream Lacdose: only in Cards Against Humanity Toxic_catboy: Fr tho Inasg_no: hey why does axel get a big greeting and not us :( Lacdose: INAAAAAAQAAAASG Inasg_no: yayy LACDOSSEEEEEEEE Toxic_catboy: Cuz im tire and on a ps4 Inasg_no: ok.. Vulpix_axel: Cause I'm vTox's favorite. UnU Toxic_catboy: YOUNG ONE!!!!!!!!!!! Toxic_catboy: Better? Lacdose: Ps4, Xbox , having a compatible device was never an option Lacdose: Linux school laptop Toxic_catboy: Axel i dont pick favs Toxic_catboy: Tho you would be at the top Inasg_no: yayy thanks Inasg_no: wait Inasg_no: HEY Vulpix_axel: Hehe! Inasg_no: im older than you Spencer -.- Toxic_catboy: Idfc Inasg_no: um okay Toxic_catboy: Im 17 in 2 weeks 4 days Lacdose: The amount of lurkers just staring at it and don't care... Lacdose: is astounding Toxic_catboy: Lol Lacdose: So you're 16 Toxic_catboy: Ye Lacdose: Or how to ppl round age? Toxic_catboy: Idk Lacdose: Between 17-17 would be easy enough Lacdose: 16-17* Lacdose: My aunt existed 1 week before registration of her existance Toxic_catboy: Interesting Lacdose: Yop. Birth date certification in Nigeria is that bad Lacdose: Myths going about ppl who's official birth date are 3 years later, but that's too much Ashh: ok enough lurking Ashh: hey Lacdose: But then again, corrupt government Lacdose: Hi Inasg_no: hey ash Ashh: hey tay Lacdose: ah Ass Ashh: -_- Inasg_no: _-_ Lacdose: :) Inasg_no: c: Ashh: <]:I Inasg_no: fuck that's complicated Lacdose: <~}#{ Inasg_no: \°^.^°/ Lacdose: What this is? Complicated Lacdose: "/.@.\" Ashh: {*>.<*} Lacdose: Imagine winning wars to save economy. France Inasg_no: HOW THE FUCK ARE YALL COMING UP WITH THESE I DONT UNDERSTANDDDDD Lacdose: | , | Lacdose: 😩😢👊🏿🙀😾😻👋😼 Ashh: uhhhh Ashh: 👉👌 Lacdose: 👀👄👅🗣👯🙆🏿 Lacdose: 💃🚶🏻🏃🏻👰🏻 Ashh: :P Inasg_no: 💥🥔 Lacdose: 🚔🚨🚡🚑 Totorainbow: dafuq Ashh: 👉👌 Lacdose: 🎬📸🎥📹📡💰💊💉🎉👯👯 /C 18:03:54Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: ... Lacdose: the US became rich through the exploitation of slaves in the south who produced the cotton that child workers in the north with a 14 hour work day then had to make into clothes which they sold for a buck. Sure, geography plays a role but then how do you explain Japan? Japan only managed it's hard economic growth with planning. Only when they were forced to privatize and liberalise their economy in the 80s they then started to get into a recession. Ashh: ... Lacdose: Exactly. Capitalism is immoral and not even does its job anymore Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102165908492927039/1133099317075386418/RDT_20230301_104727.mp4 /C 18:30:26Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Lyric: Wtf. Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041804617887006801/1133106323572129812/dildo_salesman.mp4 Inasg_no: hi Inasg_no: . /C 18:56:59Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Jus got off work fuckers Oofalladeez: Got too hot Oofalladeez: Almost passed out :) Ashh: dang u got more hot? Ashh: XD Vulpix_axel: 0-0 Ashh: u ok tho fr? /C 19:23:32Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Maybe? Ashh: good? Lyric: join the chaos legion! Vulpix_axel: 0-0 Inasg_no: hi... Vulpix_axel: Hi!! Oofalladeez: Tay... Inasg_no: yes Inasg_no: ? Lacdose: Sandy vagina Oofalladeez: Sandpaper dildo Lacdose: Sandy Cheeks Inasg_no: ... Keigo: Hi it's me I'm the problem it's me Lacdose: Sand Inasg_no: hi kiki. Keigo: HI TAYTAY Inasg_no: hru Lacdose: https://files.catbox.moe/hnc5wg.mp4 Lacdose: Sans Keigo: eh been better Inasg_no: k Keigo: Slay Lacdose: Thx to mee Keigo: No stfu Inasg_no: im single again Kiki. Lacdose: Now just curious: who regrets bad thoughts Ashh: hey kei, now back to doing dishes Keigo: Ik Inasg_no: how do yk? Inasg_no: I wasn't single 20 mins ago Ashh: oh no wait what happened Keigo: Ik everything Lacdose: No one said Inasg is single before? Keigo: Can u stfu Keigo: Thank you /C 19:50:05Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/8a/be/e4/8abee4faba9a28934f0c348ca328ab0e.jpg Keigo: Slay gorgeous Inasg_no: I had to dump my bf now ex because Nate called him a bitch because he was manipulating me and pressuring me for things but I tried to ignore it, he saw him call it him and he took it all out on me. He said that he can't trust me because he can't trust my friend and then I dumped him and then he said he didn't wanna dump me after telling me he wanted to dump me then he tried getting me to ditch Nate for him but I'm not doing that so yeah. It's over Lacdose: Keigo: Slay Inasg_no: How do you know I am ready to "slay" :) men again? Lacdose: I am bad at taking things seriously Inasg_no: I can tell. Lacdose: But if you replace dump with dtrump, you can attract more attention Oofalladeez: Tay I fucked it up?! Inasg_no: no not you other Nate but he didn't fuck it up Oofalladeez: Oh Lacdose: You dtrumped him and he got the dtrump Inasg_no: My now ex was pressuring me for nudes, getting pissed abt small things like if I didn't reply quick enough or if I didn't say enough he'd get mad, he'd manipulate and gaslight. Not nates fault Lacdose: Damn Vulpix_axel: .. Lacdose: Nate getting accused at a... high rate Inasg_no: Nate hasn't done anything wrong. Lacdose: Maybe this Nate is just being good at it. Yet assuming of good faith counts Inasg_no: good at what? Oofalladeez: This mf needs to be glassed Keigo: No killed Inasg_no: it's fine Oofalladeez: Kei look up what it means in Halo. Look up what. Glassing is Ishipwillowandhunter: Killed is a bit much. Best the shit out of, sure Inasg_no: he doesn't need a beating Keigo: I'd beat the shit out of him with my skateboard but then I'd be animal abuse Inasg_no: also hi mich Lacdose: Where's Dtrump anyway? I wanted to talk with him Ishipwillowandhunter: Hey mommy Ishipwillowandhunter: <3 Inasg_no: kiss me Lacdose: *plans TNT* Inasg_no: lacdose you confuse me. Lacdose: plants Ishipwillowandhunter: *kisses Tay* hehe Keigo: Cállate pendejo Inasg_no: *kisses back* yay Lacdose: Sí Keigo: Ship Inasg_no: ? Lacdose: Pirate Ship Keigo: Sure totally what I meant Lacdose: My mom is starting to annoy me Inasg_no: okay Lacdose: Why does MOMS exists Keigo: Kill her Lacdose: I can't Keigo: L bozo Lacdose: As her son, I am L Keigo: An* Lacdose: And how did you killed your parents? Lacdose: As* Keigo: im bored and tired so imma go if u need me I won't come back Inasg_no: okay bye kiki ly Vicgchad07: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GeneralApprehensiveAmericanlobster-size_restricted.gif Lacdose: Damit. I wish I have such a nice mom as Keigo has Inasg_no: chad stop doing that you always make me think you're mich and for a split second I get rlly happy then boom hopes crushed Lacdose: The Gfycat service is being discontinued. Please save or delete your Gfycat content by visiting https://www.gfycat.com and logging in to your account. After September 1, 2023, all Gfycat content and data will be deleted from gfycat.com Ishipwillowandhunter: Hey I'm here mommy :( Lacdose: Rip Gfycat Lacdose: Chad IS Mich Inasg_no: chad is not mich Vicgchad07: No, but thank you for asking. :D Lacdose: But much is a chad Inasg_no: mich i love you Lacdose: I love mich too Lacdose: UwU Mich-Pillow in my waists Inasg_no: hey back off you stupid cunt he's mine Lacdose: No share? Inasg_no: I will never share him Ishipwillowandhunter: I love you more <3 Lacdose: How do you even start communism like this? Inasg_no: no i do Lacdose: It's about sharing and caring Ishipwillowandhunter: Dw lacdose, she can share a bit Lacdose: And we ALL care of Mich Lacdose: Not just me. Vicgchad blushes Inasg_no: no the fuck I cannot I'm not sharing you Inasg_no: if I share you you share me Ishipwillowandhunter: Hehe yes you can Lacdose: Our Mich Ishipwillowandhunter: NO Lacdose: Ok Ishipwillowandhunter: sorry, she can't share Lacdose: I can share my chocolate instead Inasg_no: there you go :) Lacdose: *splitts chocolate to all* Ashh: choclate? Lacdose: Yes, choc-too late to get it Lacdose: *gives Ashh chocolate still* Ashh: :) Lacdose: Monogamy VS Polygamy Ishipwillowandhunter: Ash heyyyy Ashh: HEYY Ashh: DADDY MICH Lacdose: Ashes Ashh: my grandma used to call me ashes Inasg_no: he's my daddy Lacdose: World War 2 was rough, huh Ashh: no she died of cancer Lacdose: Child soliders everywhere Ishipwillowandhunter: Hey mommy ash Ashh: omg we watched a movie in social studies and all the soldiers were 18 and under Lacdose: Was it Hitlers fault for spreading this cancer? Ashh: wyd daddy mich Lacdose: "18 and under" See there's the 18-year-old-race, and there's the inferior rest Ashh: and which are you? Lacdose: 16 Ashh: so your the inferior? Ishipwillowandhunter: Creating an incurable cancer that ill unleash upon the world in 17 years time Lacdose: I know. I was called a child by some and a boomer by others Ashh: mich can u test it on me? Lacdose: A childish boomer. That's what I am Ashh: when did u turn 16 Ashh: i wawnna know if im older Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm turning 16 in 5 months, not thereyet. And no I'm not testing it on you :( Lacdose: Me? January, 7 Ishipwillowandhunter: Ayy January gang, Jan 5 Lacdose: Bro Lacdose: What's going on Lacdose: This is almost scripted man Ashh: i turn 17 in a little over 3 months Lacdose: Imagine Azala after 30 years Lacdose: I will be the biggest loser Ashh: whys that? Lacdose: Feelings Oofalladeez: I turn 18 in less then 2 months Lacdose: and work experience. I su-uck Ashh: boomer lmao /C 20:16:38Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Hey im not a biomer :( Ashh: im sorry :( Lacdose: Who loves their job? Lacdose: It's ok Lacdose: Maybe we should be more nice to Dtrump Ashh: ill br b yall Lacdose: monitoring this cursed place is exhausting Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Lacdose: OMG someone wrote there Lacdose: Hi Lacdose: Woman football is hit Lacdose: hot Lacdose: Dumb journalists eating just ice cream for 2 weeks and gets surprised why their bodies are damaged Lacdose: For research and YouTube clicks purpose Keigo: Rawr Keigo: I miss my wife Oofalladeez: ... Wat Keigo: Yes I have a wife /C 20:43:11Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 21:09:44Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 21:36:17Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Putas I'm back /C 22:02:50Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: hello Logan34: hello? Logan34: where the f is everyone Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1133160981921529887/Virtual_Paradise_-_Machine_Girl.mp4 Logan34: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/de/21/85/de2185c052aeca0653682414f4c327c6.jpg Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1117926011653341204/Warwick.mp4 Logan34: https://thumbsnap.com/i/6TAqXPEr.mp4 Logan34: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/0a/b4/4a0ab413d1093c95764e16b5312cc191.jpg Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894656564902920275/1133138838664003644/aWGRw9d_460sv.mp4 Logan34: https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.2U4m3S6bKwv1QupUe59KPAHaEK?w=294&h=180&c=7&r=0&o=5&pid=1.7 Logan34: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088433355856560148/1105591374268608512/tom_and_jerry.mp4 Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1133162637656608818/cbrVjHArgxB-7dK-.mp4.mov Oppaienjoyer: dammit Logan34: damn it? Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1133162992129802340/FinalVideo_1642537706.065351.mp4 Logan34: racism:) Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1133163160627593266/IMG_6024.mp4 Logan34: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696177223908065300/1102631736178921533/Lgbt_Fax.mp4 /C 22:29:24Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: https://thumbsnap.com/i/6aokB6PB.mp4 Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/NM9VJb6R/1650991227095.jpg Logan34: faggot Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/HLf3xmM7/1687214787284497.gif Logan34: https://files.catbox.moe/psp1dn.mp4 Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/HWSc42S6/1689135552294845.jpg Ishipwillowandhunter: Izzy been on? (anon): nope Logan34: idk (anon): mommy not been on recently Ishipwillowandhunter: damn Ishipwillowandhunter: Ik :( Ishipwillowandhunter: Where's my daughter Ishipwillowandhunter: GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/wjDjPcV8/find.png Logan34: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/de/21/85/de2185c052aeca0653682414f4c327c6.jpg Ishipwillowandhunter: She's, uh, in the 4th sanctum, sir. Logan34: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/909448243849592893/940659368247046164/later_pops.mp4 Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/0NFxyzZd/dalmatian.jpg Logan34: sold Logan34: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjJ9loUSxUpN8Jp3tTg2pRciTfn0sPXWVKzZkfD_GHNDRYs11-yPXb5vEUR00zKqUgIZo:https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ssnU_efo0GM/hq2.jpg%3Fsqp%3D-oaymwEoCOADEOgC8quKqQMcGADwAQH4AdgEgALQBYoCDAgAEAEYZSBYKFgwDw%3D%3D%26rs%3DAOn4CLCh8hZ-YF9pjlOAEnJjimLKG-1wdw&usqp=CAU Ring: Merp Logan34: merp? Ring: Anyone here Ring: Nvm Ring: Yes merp Logan34: ok merp Ring: Merp Logan34: meep Ring: Sheep Logan34: reap Ring: Keep Logan34: creap Ring: Meet Logan34: beat Ring: Greet Logan34: peet Ring: Street Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102165908492927039/1133167494975209493/safety_check.mp4 Logan34: great Logan34: greet Oppaienjoyer: cum Logan34: no Ring: Deep Logan34: wait no don't do it (anon): Meat Ring: Neat (anon): beat Logan34: your Ring: Meat (anon): seat Logan34: yeah beat your meat seat Ring: Darn should have said wife instead Logan34: ayo? (anon): Beat me daddy Ring: Bet Ring: :> Logan34: wait no don't ruen the chat Logan34: fuck i spelled it wrong (anon): ruin* (anon): dumbass (anon): yeah ring (anon): don't ruin the chat (anon): ruin my pussy instead Ring: Darn I’m sorry Ring: 😭 (anon): Noooo there is a different anon Logan34: wait don't do that Ring: Wait I will ruin your pussy :> (anon): Beat me (anon): different anon here. i'll leave so y'all can do that Logan34: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (anon): on second thought (anon): maybe i'll stay Ring: So who’s pussy am I ruining? (anon): two anons and ring (anon): Beat on me (anon): threesome Ring: BET (anon): Bet (anon): bet Logan34: wait please don't do it in chat Ring: We will (anon): whose anon Logan34: noooooooooooooooooooo Ring: >:3 (anon): *grabs ring's 9 inch cock* Logan34: god damn you all (anon): *gawk gawk gawk* (anon): i am a man Ring: *blushes* t- that feels so good Logan34: wtf is wrong with you people (anon): stfu you freshman Ring: Nothing now be quiet the grownups are fucking (anon): Everything daddy (anon): soon to be sophomore Ring: Wait one of you is a girl and the other is a guy right?? (anon): nah (anon): we both guys lmao (anon): Idk Ring: EVEN BETTER Logan34: gay Ishipwillowandhunter: You both guys? I don't believe it, show your cocks (anon): okay (anon): check discord michy Ishipwillowandhunter: Will in a bit Ishipwillowandhunter: Thank you daddy (anon): or y99 Logan34: oh thank god not here (anon): Threesome Ring: Michy Ring: Do I know that anon? Ring: I wanna see there cock Ring: 🥺 (anon): yw michy (anon): mich has seen my cock before so i'm fine with him seeing Ring: B- but do I know you? Ring: 🥺 (anon): yeah Ring: Have I seen your cock? (anon): don't think so Ring: Have you seen mine? (anon): i've seen yours tho Ring: Oh oki Logan34: why does eveyone want to see everyones cock (anon): and your bussy (anon): gay as shit Ring: Did you like them though? (anon): i mean (anon): you got a fat ass (anon): and a big dick Ring: Did you ask for more pics? Dtrump: stfu dumbasses Logan34: at least no one knows what i look like Ring: Why? /C 22:55:57Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): i do actually logan Dtrump: why what Ring: Logan i do Ring: I’ve also seen your cock (anon): i also know that you have a cat Ring: Now be quiet Logan34: wait htf Ring: I have 3 now :D Ring: Is anon Nate? Dtrump: probably Ring: That’s all I got :/ Logan34: how do you have a a picture of my cock Ring: Oh yeah trump I need you to do some for me (see if these two peeps are the same person) Ring: Because you sent me it Logan :/ Logan34: what when i do not remember this Dtrump: which two? Ring: Clare bear and lemme get the other one rq Ring: Carmansantiego Ring: Those teo Ring: Two* Ring: Clairebear Ring: * Ring: Bro Dtrump: different ips Ring: You sent it to me on thumbsnap Ring: Oki Ring: Thanks Logan34: umm hang on Dtrump: my guess was carman was cam but idk now Ring: Lol Ring: Are they different ips or some? Dtrump: Yeah but I do think there on a vpn or something. Ring: Oh oki Ring: They do seem alike Logan34: oh shit i guess i did... but how does the anon know? Ring: What? (anon): i have my ways Ring: Nvm but ima go get on dc if anyone wants to add me it’s trap_femboy Ring: Oki bye bye Ring: Ima talk to my gf Logan34: who are you how do you have it and i want prof that you do Dtrump: blackmail? Logan34: that anon that has that image get on some type of account and show me you have that pic Dtrump: Could be bannable here? Logan34: no i don't want them banned i just want to know how they got it Dtrump: I know but them saying they have peoples nudes who are underaged is kinda bad, Logan34: how do you know i'm under age? Logan34: wait nvm everyone knows Oofalladeez: Hey logan Dtrump: everyone here is mainly underaged Dtrump: mostly* Logan34: hey oof and that true Logan34: and now dead chat Logan34: ghghsigzhvferifrufghuerlhjdfhljsdklfhifyhiurehfieb Izzy_blight: I show my ass to creepy old guys Izzy_blight: but only if their name is Jimmy Logan34: sty had to dip for a min anyone try to send anything please resend it Logan34: also what about jimmy? Izzy_blight: I showed Jimmy my feet because he is so cute Logan34: wtf also who is jimmy? Logan34: i always forget Logan34: brb Izzy_blight: A creepy pedophile and drug addicted slob (anon): yep (anon): all my homies hate jimmy (anon): also hey izzy <3 Izzy_blight: Hey baby hope jimmy hasn't hurt you recently /C 23:22:31Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Dtrump: ? Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/984186421369790565/1133178492066996234/BLOOD.mp4 Keigo: Slay Ishipwillowandhunter: IZZY Ishipwillowandhunter: I MISSED YOU DAIGHTER Ishipwillowandhunter: =DAUGHTER Ishipwillowandhunter: audio class just smirked Logan34: ok i'm back Logan34: hello? Vulpix_axel: hi. Logan34: oh hi axel can you do me a favor? Logan34: hello? Logan34: wtf you say hi and you dip ass hole Dtrump: she does that Keigo: I'm not izzy Logan34: we know Izzy_blight: Yes you are Izzy_blight: I am inside your mind Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126236547545567323/1133183740282159114/I_hate_cultists.mp4 /C 23:49:04Monday, July 24, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Whas good my bros and hoes Ashh: yo Vulpix_axel: Sorry I had to eat. (anon): begone thot Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/W4pNYD1s/IMG-8508.jpg Ashh: dang ok ill go Ashh: ill begone (anon): nah ash is chill she stays Izzy_blight: Make like a mango and go, man Dtrump: do it Ashh: who are yall trying to get rid of (anon): Hopefully me. Ashh: you stay lmao (anon): Off me, I fucking dare you. Put a dick in my ass and detonate it. Ashh: ...bet Izzy_blight: Wha t Ashh: hey izzy (anon): that wasn't me (anon): but the offer stands Ashh: ...like i said Izzy_blight: Hydrogen peroxide bomb homemade tutorial Blaze_horn: yes Keigo: Was good bros and hoes Guy63: Sup Guy63: https://media.tenor.com/UB9TWLi_LbcAAAAd/monkey-awesome-shirt.gif Izzy_blight: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dym631CE7-I/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwE2CNAFEJQDSFXyq4qpAygIARUAAIhCGAFwAcABBvABAfgB_gmAAtAFigIMCAAQARhyIF4oMzAP&rs=AOn4CLALwCUrDnvYKUh6w3Ixs79cDR3u1g Ashh: hey kei Keigo: SLAY ASH Ashh: lol ok? Keigo: Me and Nate had an argument on if we could share u Ashh: and whatd happened Keigo: I won bmso now ur oura Keigo: ours Lll: https://xgifer.com/content/2022/07/jeans-shorts_001.webp Ashh: did u get my left or right half lmao Keigo: Both Vulpix_axel: ... Ashh: ... i looked respectfully Lll: https://xgifer.com/content/2022/12/doggystyle_001-2.webp Keigo: However he doesn't want to share u but he has to deal with it Guy63: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/695134344737587223/746467313179426826/VID_341700910_215458_506.mp4 Ishipwillowandhunter: Brb Vulpix_axel: AH I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!! Keigo: WHY??? Ashh: well ok then lmao Ishipwillowandhunter: I wish Freddy was gay, oooooh lordy I want to hit that Vulpix_axel: SAM AND COLBY HAS AN APP FOR MY TV SO I CAN WATCH THEM WITH OUT YOUTUBE ADDS!!! Guy63: Huge Guy63: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/695134344737587223/751603886346731531/y2mate.com_-_Gangstas_Paradise_but_only_the_choir_bit_for_10_minutes_dPXvMhwnf04_v720P_001.mp4 Guy63: Movie night everyone Thank you JohnKnox Guy63: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358651360985743381/445510833989222400/Shrek.mp4 Keigo: Like slay Ashh: omfg Ashh: omg its the full movie Keigo: Omg Ashh: im watchin it Keigo: Slay Lll: https://xgifer.com/content/2022/11/ass_001-16.webp Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1133189954219036722/1689183817020438_1689032888944503.mp4 Keigo: My Daughter hates me like everyone else Ashh: daughter? Keigo: Yas cat Daughter /C 00:15:37Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: awww Ashh: shared custody? Keigo: Yas Ashh: yayy Keigo: Yas I have another wife slay Ashh: lol Dtrump: ... Keigo: Slauy trump Keigo: Not the cops coming for me Ashh: whatt Keigo: Nothin u say nothin Ashh: ok wifey Keigo: Slauyyyyyyy Keigo: My tits hurt T^T Ashh: lemme hold em for u lmao Keigo: There's not much to hold Oofalladeez: ..... Keigo: lmao Ishipwillowandhunter: lmfaooo Keigo: Not me stealing her from u nate Oofalladeez: Mine Keigo: No MINE Oofalladeez: MINE Keigo: MINE Oofalladeez: Ash is minr! Ashh: omg small boobs are awesome dont even Ashh: and Ashh: STOP ARGUING Keigo: Why Ashh: to which? Ishipwillowandhunter: They are though, small are best. If only it were the same way for men 😞 Ashh: ... Axel_killing_herself: ?? Ashh: women are awesome tho i will never look at a pair of boobs and not think theyre hot Keigo: Stop agruing Ishipwillowandhunter: Me: Orders in fluent spanish to impress my date The 16 year old white taco bell employee that things mayo is spicy: wat Ishipwillowandhunter: *thinks Keigo: Wtf mich Keigo: That was do random Keigo: So* Ishipwillowandhunter: Random is the name of the game baby. Fucking hell my back hurts but I can't crack it, can someone else do that for me? Axel_killing_herself: Come her baby I'll do it for you. ;) Ishipwillowandhunter: Owo yes mommy Keigo: Slayyyy Ishipwillowandhunter: I want a restaurant named Your Mom so I can say I left a kid in your mom. Keigo: Omg slay Keigo: Where's my wifey Ishipwillowandhunter: In 1989, the Soviet Union traded with Pepsi Company 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate, and a destroyer for Pepsi to be sold in the Soviet Union. This trade made Pepsi the 6th largest military power in the world at the time. A soda company could've conquered a few small countries. Keigo: So random bro Izzy_blight: Hwat Ishipwillowandhunter: Random is the name of the game baby Keigo: ... Keigo: I askin for death Keigo: U* Izzy_blight: What did pepsi do with that stuff Izzy_blight: Did they sell it to china (anon): I heard the Pepsi in the ussr was way better then the stuff we have now Ishipwillowandhunter: Am I asking for death? Yes Keigo: No I need u alive Ishipwillowandhunter: No, Pepsi didn't sell it. They've been secretly gathering military resources for decades, soon they will overrun the world and put Coca-cola out of business once and for all. Ishipwillowandhunter: Aw :( /C 00:42:11Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Why the sad face (anon): my asshole hurst Oofalladeez: NO (anon): hurts Keigo: u makin me sad:( Axel_killing_herself: What's going on? Keigo: No what (anon): no what oof? (anon): my asshole does in fact hurt (anon): so not that obviously (anon): pepsi is indeed gathering military resources so not it either Keigo: Geny gune Ishipwillowandhunter: Sad face because you won't kill me Keigo: Genna with a g (anon): i'm bored (anon): you're all boring as fuck Guy63: True (anon): do something Keigo: Then fuck oof (anon): kill someone (anon): be gorny Guy63: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696590337271005278/699571195259125810/received_246921469622361.jpeg Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm going to send dick pics to 5 random people (anon): idc just entertain me Guy63: Positively crazy (anon): can i be a part of that michy? Keigo: MICHIGAN DO NOT Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm going to put people on my discords friends list, 70% i haven't talked to in 6 months, in a rng and the 5 that get chosen are getting a dick pic. Keigo: Michigan do not Izzy_blight: Uhhh (anon): that sounds wonderful Guy63: Oi Anon Guy63: I can't whisper it to you but I damn well can post it here Guy63: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/695134344737587223/746467313179426826/VID_341700910_215458_506.mp4 Ishipwillowandhunter: Wait, Izzy, you might be chosen for that. Maybe check your discord tonight Guy63: :tro Izzy_blight: ............ Izzy_blight: I have no comment Ishipwillowandhunter: hehe Oofalladeez: Ash! Keigo: Hi it's me I'm the problem it's me Keigo: Do a flip bro Keigo: Don't be fr Keigo: Bro that's dumb like me Keigo: Slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Ashh: sorry was doing dishes Ashh: whered my wifey go Oofalladeez: What about me! Guy63: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/695134344737587223/719567800334811246/zoomiie___20200606_10.mp4 Ishipwillowandhunter: im bouta cum Guy63: Alr I'm dipping Ishipwillowandhunter: lmfaoo Axel_killing_herself: ? Oofalladeez: Eating dinner be back later Ashh: ok Keigo: Slayyyyyy Prigrochik: https://himg.nl/images/sex/1acf34f9f8c9dc40a918b04dd6cee22a/original.gif Ashh: WIFEY Izzy_blight: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KRLtkBdp2iY/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEcCNAFEJQDSFXyq4qpAw4IARUAAIhCGAFwAcABBg==&rs=AOn4CLDizKoc5yfQdl2DS_xISIS5sS5Kfg Ashh: bet /C 01:08:44Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: Really? You mean it? Ishipwillowandhunter: alright brb again Keigo: Was good my bros and hoes Ashh: KEI Keigo: WIFEY Ashh: HEYY Keigo: Hi Keigo: Slay Keigo: I'm pregnant with a cat Ashh: ...wat Keigo: She crawled in my hoodie Ashh: oh lmao lucky cat Ashh: i mean what Keigo: I'm bored Ashh: same Daddy_risk: OMFG FINALY, after 6 days of 8 hour shifts, no money, and no days off, im done Daddy_risk: im sleeping in tm Keigo: Baby Daddy_risk: and not doing SHIT Daddy_risk: h baby girl Daddy_risk: hi* Keigo: U seem tired Daddy_risk: im fucking exousted Keigo: I'm pregnant with a cat Daddy_risk: my back hurts and i burnt myself again Keigo: What how Daddy_risk: the grill Oofalladeez: Sorry risk Keigo: I have something adorable to show you Daddy_risk: ol dripped right between my fingers and left a lil blister Daddy_risk: oil* Daddy_risk: OHHHH I WANNA SEE WHATEVER U HAVE BBY Keigo: Make a call then Daddy_risk: ok one min Keigo: Mk Daddy_risk: im glad ts going to rain tonight Daddy_risk: its* Axel_killing_herself: RISKY! Daddy_risk: hi axe /C 01:35:17Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): Beaners (anon): are (anon): mexican (anon): niggers (anon): n (anon): i (anon): g (anon): . Ashh: bro (anon): fuck (anon): okay (anon): n (anon): i (anon): g (anon): g (anon): e (anon): r (anon): s (anon): a (anon): r (anon): e (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gd8MTx2gqg8 Keigo: Raw materials (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x3H6mxOrrUg Keigo: Eyes blue Atlantic and I'm going Down like the titanic /C 02:01:51Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/983qyZKhqTA (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B7GKYX35Bvg Ishipwillowandhunter: i just lost my warzone match to mike oxlong. I lost. Second place. To MIKE FUCKING OXLONG Keigo: L (anon): L Daddy_risk: LMFAOOOOOOO Daddy_risk: SKILL ISSUE (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LLVi4_6oTyY Daddy_risk: OMG THE RAIN JUST STARTED OUT OF NOWHERE AND ITS BEAUTFUL!!! (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6S81k4JvIgM Keigo: More beautiful then me Daddy_risk: no Daddy_risk: not even close Axel_killing_herself: My cock's long, hhehehhe. Daddy_risk: lol axe ur a child Axel_killing_herself: I know hehe, I have personality disorders. Daddy_risk: THE RAIN S SO FUCKING PRETTY!!!!!!!!! Daddy_risk: AND THE LIGHTNING!!:) Daddy_risk: damn i gtg my grandma is taking my laptop for the night Daddy_risk: ily kiki Daddy_risk: and dont even say ilym cuz ilym Axel_killing_herself: Aww cuteee!! (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7WyH8-4t7qY (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FijEa3wnk1s (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D5iRBtqctHs (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DPs34-DbcDQ /C 02:28:24Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kIeRYn7eWK0 Keigo: Mfs I'm bck (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6FIINouMUaI (anon): michy you here? Keigo: Anon who are you (anon): a person (anon): A human Keigo: No shit Sherlock (anon): mich go look at my new purchase i made Axel_killing_herself: Keiii! Keigo: AXE (anon): I just send funny vids rn (anon): $90 well spent Keigo: IM NOT DEAD YET BITCHES Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm here daddy Keigo: Daddy?????? (anon): go look at y99 bbg Ishipwillowandhunter: Kk love you daddy (anon): i made a great purchase and a poke at the brit too (anon): lyt dear Keigo: R u two together (anon): maybe (anon): maybe not Keigo: OMG SLAY (anon): we've seen eachothers dicks Keigo: Slay Keigo: i support u two Keigo: @ Keigo: My dads walking around without pants Keigo: T^T (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KgHnc0RYgyM Axel_killing_herself: Ew.. Keigo: Axe did u need anything (anon): Watch the whole vid Keigo: Also does anyone have an apple charger Keigo: Or should I say iPhone Axel_killing_herself: 1. No I don't well kinda, but no. 2. I do. (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RWGvgoCw3zI Keigo: Phone die soon Keigo: Nvm I got it plugged in Djshrimpdick: BITCH (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O4E49_h54Ek Oofalladeez: No Djshrimpdick: FUCK Djshrimpdick: ASS Djshrimpdick: SHIT Oofalladeez: I'm sorry, but no. Djshrimpdick: DAMMIT Oofalladeez: nope on a rope Djshrimpdick: I’m upset Keigo: shit fuck bitch damn damnit Oofalladeez: Over what? Me saying no. Keigo: Ass Djshrimpdick: I can’t see Oppenheimer Oofalladeez: Only ashes. Keigo: L Djshrimpdick: I forgot my FUCKING ID at home Oofalladeez: *Ash's Keigo: I miss my Wives Keigo: L /C 02:54:58Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Axel_killing_herself: DJ! (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xxJJmWJ4mQA (anon): beans (anon): and (anon): slaves (anon): and (anon): beans (anon): and (anon): slaves (anon): and (anon): beans (anon): and (anon): slaves (anon): an Izzy_blight: deez (anon): beans (anon): deez beans be hitting different (anon): messing my ass up more than a 16 inch bbc Izzy_blight: Yim yum /C 03:21:31Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 03:48:05Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Axel_killing_herself: 0-0 /C 04:14:38Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 04:41:12Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Fagfucker5000: Wellll Fagfucker5000: I had a lot of fun yanking my cock Izzy_blight: Fucking hotel wifi just went out at the worst time possible 🤡 Fagfucker5000: But now the fun is over Fagfucker5000: And all I have left is sadness and jizz in a sock Fagfucker5000: One of my good ones too with the gold toes Fagfucker5000: Now a one time use fleshlight Fagfucker5000: Hotel wifi makes me want to sacrifice a small child to Satan Fagfucker5000: What hotel? Izzy_blight: Gay cunt hotel Fagfucker5000: Decent room service? Izzy_blight: No Fagfucker5000: What a gay cunt hotel! Izzy_blight: Ikr Fagfucker5000: So you have two obvious options Fagfucker5000: To express your disappointment Izzy_blight: After we're done our stay here im gonna burn it down Fagfucker5000: One: leave a bad Yelp review Fagfucker5000: Ok that was Two Fagfucker5000: I recommend Two Izzy_blight: Yesss Fagfucker5000: Burn it down and then sacrifice a small child to Satan Izzy_blight: I'm a fucking arsonist Izzy_blight: I'm a rocket scientist Fagfucker5000: Well then this should be a walk in the park Fagfucker5000: For you Izzy_blight: I just need some gas and a match and then eat them Fagfucker5000: I’ll take care of the child sacrifice to Satan part Fagfucker5000: You focus on the arson Izzy_blight: Dynamic duo Fagfucker5000: Your flames will burn bright with Satan’s delight muahahahahaha /C 05:07:45Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: Osculum obscenum Fagfucker5000: I don’t speak nerd but sure Izzy_blight: Do you speak autistic Izzy_blight: I do Fagfucker5000: The point is that any hotel that shitty deserves to be put to the torch Fagfucker5000: I am probably spectrum but who cares Izzy_blight: Welcome to the club Izzy_blight: I'll get my tinderbox Fagfucker5000: Yeah it’s a nonfactor I’ll go kidnap an orphan Fagfucker5000: Ha ha just kidding I already have a few in my creepy basement I’ll just go grab afresh one Izzy_blight: Based gigachad child predator pog Fagfucker5000: Well I don’t badtouch em or nothing that’s wrong I just kidnap them and then keep them bound and gagged in my creepy basement until I slit their throats to the delight of our Dark Lord Fagfucker5000: Even deranged psychopathic Satan worshipping murderers have to have boundaries Izzy_blight: You kill babies. I fuck babies. We are not the same Fagfucker5000: Well could we combine both? Izzy_blight: Absolutely Fagfucker5000: Could you wear a baby as a condom and then fuck something larger with it? Fagfucker5000: Like a child molestor? Izzy_blight: Yes sir. Meet me at the enclosed coordinates tomorrow Fagfucker5000: I want you to wear a baby as a condom and then fuck a convicted child molestor to death so that the sheer irony and hilarity of this event tears asunder the fabric of reality itself and reveals at last the face of God Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm going to murder myself in cold blood Fagfucker5000: I’ll beat off to that please webcam it Fagfucker5000: Actually if you want to die anyways…. Fagfucker5000: Izzy you thinking what I am thinking Izzy_blight: Impromptu game show? Fagfucker5000: That’s so much better than what I was thinking! Fagfucker5000: I mean to be honest I was thinking about what I am always thinking about which is endless death and blood and guts and the screams of the dying as dogs eat their entra-you get the point Izzy_blight: Agony fuels the beast inside Fagfucker5000: So a game show is way better we should have a hot trans girl do the presenting Fagfucker5000: With an obvious bulge OH Dylan Mulvaney Izzy_blight: I'm not hot but can I do it Izzy_blight: Please Fagfucker5000: And then at the end of each show the winner gets to press a button that activates the device that kills Dylan Mulvaney Fagfucker5000: So….I guess it would be one show Izzy_blight: What a shame Fagfucker5000: Make it an hour Izzy_blight: One hour of family feud sounds great Fagfucker5000: Just kidding I LOVE YOU DYLAN SMOOCHES Fagfucker5000: I would impregnate her Fagfucker5000: Mainly because I’ve always wanted to sodomize a man Izzy_blight: Owo Izzy_blight: cumin Fagfucker5000: Not as an act of love but an acrid domination Fagfucker5000: Act of Fagfucker5000: Sheesh auto correct acrid really? Ishipwillowandhunter: What the fuck is happening Keigo: Idk Fagfucker5000: So anyways yeah I would hollow out Dylan and make her my manbitch Ishipwillowandhunter: Ill brb, sodomize me daddy Fagfucker5000: And pump a mutant tranny baby into her fake lady parts Fagfucker5000: And it comes out like fucking Brundlefly Fagfucker5000: Ahhhhh I’m dying here ahahahahaha Fagfucker5000: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore Keigo: Same Keigo: Like who does Fagfucker5000: Hurry up and get us to Mars daddy Elon fuck off with renaming Twitter to Z or Q or X or whateverthefuck GET US OFF THIS SHITHOLE PLANET FULL OF RETARDS Fagfucker5000: THEY ARE CUTTING THE COCKS OFF LITTLE BOYS AND CALLING IT MEDICINE I FEEL LIKE I AM TAKING CRAZY PILLS Fagfucker5000: I USED TO BE ANGRY ABOUT MALE CIRCUMCISION WELL GEE ISNT THAT QUAINT NOW Izzy_blight: Treating mental illness with mutilation Izzy_blight: Just like the good old days Ishipwillowandhunter: what the fuck are you even saying Ishipwillowandhunter: also back Fagfucker5000: Yup it’s the only mental illness we treat with physical surgery Fagfucker5000: We haven’t done that since the lobotomy days Ishipwillowandhunter: Oh, I know who you are. Fuck off Fagfucker5000: It’s the only mental illness that we enable the delusion rather than treat it Fagfucker5000: What an absolutely horrific time to be not me lol Dtrump: who? Fagfucker5000: I am so straight and I just took it for granted Ishipwillowandhunter: Why do you give a fuck who wants to be a girl and who wants to be a guy? Or neither? Or both? Dtrump: You think being edgy all the time is a hobby. Fagfucker5000: Because mutilating children is an evil the likes of which Satan will have to build a new layer of Hell for Fagfucker5000: That’s why Ishipwillowandhunter: like bro talking about it isn't going to do shit so shut the fuck up Fagfucker5000: Edgy? Edgy is supporting this Ishipwillowandhunter: No one is mutilating children. Transgender surgery isn't even allowed on children Fagfucker5000: Edgy is pretending this is not a thing Fagfucker5000: That’s edgy Fagfucker5000: Normal people are like what the actual fuck Ishipwillowandhunter: What are normal people to you? Straight white men? Fagfucker5000: When they see the pictures of the surgeries omg half of them barf Fagfucker5000: It’s clearly evil Dtrump: what surgeries? Fagfucker5000: Don’t look for them Fagfucker5000: Omg you cannot unsee /C 05:34:18Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Fagfucker5000: It’s worse than autopsy and murder scene fetish photos Dtrump: There choice not yours who cares. Fagfucker5000: Children cannot consent Fagfucker5000: How far have we strayed we that needs to be pointed out Dtrump: Most children dont. Fagfucker5000: Ick. In a decade everyone who believed in this shit will be pretending they never did Ishipwillowandhunter: No one is making children go through that surgery. In fact they can't even legally have it in a lot of places. Fagfucker5000: Children cannot consent Fagfucker5000: Still not getting it Fagfucker5000: Mutilation is not medicine and we do not affirm delusion unless we are being cruel Fagfucker5000: Or idiotic Leftists Fagfucker5000: So cruelty or stupidity take your pick you are going to Hell either way lol Ishipwillowandhunter: You sound like my father. I hope you get help. I wish you the best, hopefully one day you stop being so hateful towards people you cannot ever hope the understand or care about. Fagfucker5000: Thank god most of the world is traditional and has rejected this utterly Fagfucker5000: We have convinced nobody Fagfucker5000: Britain Finland Norway Sweden they have ALL pulled back on this shit all of them because they did reviews of the medical literature and evidence and SHOCKER this shit has no science behind it Dtrump: nobody cares Fagfucker5000: And in Canada and the US, the last holdouts, the pushback is well underway too Fagfucker5000: Everyone cares Ishipwillowandhunter: You aren't making sense. None of what you're saying is backed by any actual facts or research. Nobody care sto hear this. Fagfucker5000: That’s why it’s stopping Fagfucker5000: Google it Fagfucker5000: Google Britain Sweden and the rest reviewing the literature Dtrump: were not in europe rn Fagfucker5000: They did systematic reviews which are the best kind Fagfucker5000: You silly fools all this gender nonsense started in Europe Ishipwillowandhunter: It's not stopping though. While a lot of the world is still shunning the lgbtq, we're making great progress as far as I can tell. In the past 50 years, many laws have been passed and we've become more accepting. Though here in America, we're kinda moving backwards because of the Republicans. Fagfucker5000: So the fact that they are pulling back in it em masse MAYBE means something Fagfucker5000: You know unless you are a regard Fagfucker5000: And ignore the rest of the West. Dtrump: Fuck the liberals and dems. Fagfucker5000: How convenient Fagfucker5000: Well your time is up Fagfucker5000: No more drag Queen story hour you fucking degenerate fatherless perverts Fagfucker5000: Go try that shit ANYWHERE in Africa and they would kill you on the spot Fagfucker5000: For being a fucking weirdo around kids Fagfucker5000: They don’t even think about it you are just dead Ishipwillowandhunter: Hey Trump :( Fagfucker5000: So enjoy your ever receding bubble Fagfucker5000: Out Ishipwillowandhunter: That wasn't very nice. I may not agree with a lot of Republicans and they may not agree with us but let's not spread more hate than we need to, okay? Dtrump: wheres the hate? Ishipwillowandhunter: "Fuck the liberals and dems" Dtrump: most tame statement yet /C 06:00:52Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 06:27:25Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 06:53:58Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 07:20:32Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi Inasg_no: . /C 07:47:05Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 08:13:38Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 08:40:11Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Poopenfarter: Nipple fart /C 09:06:45Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Dtrump: indiviuality is fulidity /C 09:33:18Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 09:59:51Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 10:26:24Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Wtf risk y u upp?! XD Oofalladeez: I have work in an hour so bye (anon): . /C 10:52:58Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi Oofalladeez: TAY Oofalladeez: ... Oofalladeez: Guess I'll jus die then XD Oofalladeez: Guys if Ash gets on tell her i love her Oofalladeez: I gtg to work Oofalladeez: Bye guys, meaning risk and tay, the only ones online /C 11:19:31Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: NATE /C 11:46:04Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 12:12:38Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Carmansantiego: Goood morning!! /C 12:39:11Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Carmansantiego: Back /C 13:05:43Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 13:19:36Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Carmansantiego: Where is everyone? Carmansantiego: * cries* Carmansantiego: Is anyone on? /C 13:46:08Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Carmansantiego: Where is everyonee /C 13:51:33Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Carmansantiego: I miss everyone Carmansantiego: My separation anxiety is starting to kick in :(((( Carmansantiego: . Ashh: . Carmansantiego: Ashhh Ashh: HEY CARM Carmansantiego: I almost had an anxiety attack :((( Ashh: whyyy Carmansantiego: Because I missed you guys and you guys were not onnn Ashh: well im here now Ashh: <3 Carmansantiego: Yay! * I jump hug her* Carmansantiego: One sec Smallestbean: Much better :)) Smallestbean: :)) Inasg_no: . Smallestbean: Ashh? Are you here? Inasg_no: hi Smallestbean: Oh, hi tayyyy!! Inasg_no: who u Smallestbean: Carman Inasg_no: heyy Smallestbean: I changed it to smallestbean Inasg_no: nice lol Smallestbean: Fr, how are you though? Inasg_no: um could be better. Dumped my ex yesterday so uh yeah. wbu? Smallestbean: I am sorry to hear * hugs* and I am good Inasg_no: *hugs bck* it's okay I'm better off without him anyway, that's good Smallestbean: You deserve better anyway Inasg_no: i don't but thank you <3 Oofalladeez: Wow u 2 still online. And Im at work lmao Inasg_no: hey I literally just got back on lol Smallestbean: Lol Oofalladeez: Can only check in every now and then Oofalladeez: Carman is that u? Smallestbean: Yup! Smallestbean: I am now the smallest bean <3 /C 14:18:06Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: Misery swallows me. It doesn't like the taste. Takes 15 damage. Enjoys the pain. Swallows again. Smallestbean: I want a piggy back ride :( Smallestbean: A piggy back ride for the smallest bean :) Inasg_no: MICHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Ishipwillowandhunter: TAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Ishipwillowandhunter: I win :) Smallestbean: Someone is exited, lol Inasg_no: hey I'm on a phone :( Inasg_no: I MISSED YOU :) Ishipwillowandhunter: That's no excuse -.- Inasg_no: I'm very excited and with good reason bc mich is here Ishipwillowandhunter: I missed you more <33333 Inasg_no: yes it is -.- Ishipwillowandhunter: mhm -.- Inasg_no: NO I DIDDDDDD <333333 Inasg_no: it is >:c Ishipwillowandhunter: NO I DID Ishipwillowandhunter: I SUDDENLY HAVE A LOT OF ENERGY Smallestbean: I STILL SHIP Ishipwillowandhunter: LETS BREAK SOMETHING Xeon: guys can i join? Ishipwillowandhunter: YES Smallestbean: LET'S BREAK MY BROTHER Smallestbean: He broke my pc, we gonna break him Ishipwillowandhunter: hold on brb Smallestbean: I Smallestbean: K* Inasg_no: okie michy <3 Inasg_no: i love you mich c: Smallestbean: I am sad :((( Inasg_no: why? Smallestbean: I miss tallguy Inasg_no: aw he'll be here soon Inasg_no: I miss mich Smallestbean: I hope so, I haven't seen him Smallestbean: MICH, GET YOUR FUTURE GF Inasg_no: damn Inasg_no: what time is it for him? Inasg_no: lmfao I'm not his gf Smallestbean: Idk Inasg_no: oh okay Smallestbean: Yet* Inasg_no: lmao I doubt it Smallestbean: Mhm...we will see Inasg_no: lol you sound evil Smallestbean: Lol, I'm going to go crazy if you guys don't date Ishipwillowandhunter: Lot Ishipwillowandhunter: *oof Smallestbean: MICH, GET YOUR FUTURE GF Ishipwillowandhunter: ...What's my mommy doing? Smallestbean: She misses youuuuuu Inasg_no: not his gf lol Inasg_no: ah unfreeze Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: there we go Inasg_no: who's your mommy? Smallestbean: YOU Xeon: guys i wanna joim Smallestbean: Ok Xeon: what is the game calles Xeon: called Smallestbean: Are I a boy or girl? Smallestbean: Lol Xeon: malee Smallestbean: Ok, your name is now daddy Inasg_no: nah I already got my daddy thank you Smallestbean: LOL, AKA MICH Inasg_no: yep Ishipwillowandhunter: Yep <3 Tay my mommy Smallestbean: Slayyyy Inasg_no: heheh michy my daddy <3 Smallestbean: I get to attached to people :(( Inasg_no: too* eh i don't unless I really love them Ishipwillowandhunter: I don't, I have attachment issues. If I do really love you then you're stuck with me forever Inasg_no: lmfao I don't see why that would be a bad thing Smallestbean: Lol, well I have a lot of personal problems rn Inasg_no: tbh I'm only attached to one person at this point Smallestbean: * cough* mich * cough* Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm only attached to maybe 3 people. Definitely 2 Inasg_no: who? Ishipwillowandhunter: Eh well that may be a lie. Attached to 3 people that I still talk to, anyway. You, Izzy, Grace Inasg_no: that's nice Smallestbean: Lol, I am attached to like, 5 people rn, maybe even more than that Inasg_no: lol Ishipwillowandhunter: Oh and meh Zach /C 14:44:40Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Smallestbean: I hate being attached to people because then they leave me :( Inasg_no: yeah I rlly get that lol Ishipwillowandhunter: Yep Smallestbean: I am bored and hungry Inasg_no: lol Smallestbean: The only thing I have are cookies and watermelon Inasg_no: coincidence? Smallestbean: Hm? Inasg_no: nvm Inasg_no: ... Smallestbean: Hiii Inasg_no: heyy Smallestbean: Hiii Inasg_no: lol Smallestbean: * twerks* I am bored Inasg_no: lol nice Smallestbean: I am bored and short Smallestbean: You know what I need? Smallestbean: A FUCKIN BOYFRIEND Inasg_no: =/ Inasg_no: tbh same Inasg_no: I js had one but still Smallestbean: He doesn't deserve you anyway :/ you deserve MUCH more Ashh: heyy Smallestbean: Ashh! Ashh: who is you? Smallestbean: Carman Ashh: oh new username? Smallestbean: Yeaaa, cause I am the smallest bean <3 Ashh: you definatly are <3 Inasg_no: lol Ashh: sooo hows ur crushhh Smallestbean: I am the size of a bean <3 Smallestbean: I miss him Ashh: simp Smallestbean: What? I haven't seen him in a long time :( Ashh: aww Ashh: *hug* Smallestbean: :(( /C 15:11:13Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: im sure he will be back soon Smallestbean: I hope so... Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/30/c8/2c/30c82cda855c8af92b73c683eba3a9a1.jpg Smallestbean: LOL Ashh: lmao Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/36/28/ae/3628ae0dff0dab521dddc71b2be86c91.jpg Smallestbean: LMAO Inasg_no: lol Smallestbean: I wonder what tallguy looks like Ishipwillowandhunter: 3 words, one acronym: BBC Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/a9/ef/d6/a9efd696ed9206dc243a50ce5972bced.jpg Smallestbean: LMFAO Inasg_no: British Broadcasting Company? Smallestbean: Lol Ashh: brb Smallestbean: K Smallestbean: I am bored Inasg_no: nice Smallestbean: Fr Smallestbean: I want to do something Inasg_no: such as? Smallestbean: Idk, give me something to do Inasg_no: uh Inasg_no: uhhh Inasg_no: buy a dog Smallestbean: I already have a dog /C 15:37:47Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: buy a car Inasg_no: cat* Smallestbean: Just bought a kitty yesterday Inasg_no: buy a horse Smallestbean: I already have a horse in Louisiana Inasg_no: oh for fuck sake Smallestbean: Lol Inasg_no: buy a lizard Smallestbean: I had one, it died a couple days ago Smallestbean: Back Ashh: back Smallestbean: Hiiii Inasg_no: ugh Inasg_no: a fish Ashh: bloop Smallestbean: I have a fish, her name is guppy Inasg_no: UGH Inasg_no: a bird Ashh: tweet Ashh: tweet tweet bitch Inasg_no: yes Inasg_no: tweet Ashh: i hope nate isnt too stressed at work Smallestbean: Hmm.. Does a parrot count? Daddy_risk: IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF MY FATHER Ashh: WHY Smallestbean: Lol Inasg_no: I'm gonna kill you carman istg Inasg_no: a bunny Smallestbean: Lmao Smallestbean: I have two bunnys Daddy_risk: He has been sober since 8/22/2021 Ashh: carm im coming to steal one Smallestbean: Slaying Ashh: THATS AWESOME Smallestbean: Ok Ashh: alcahol? Daddy_risk: and drugs Daddy_risk: both Ashh: thats awesome i recently had an ucle that overdosed, i miss him Smallestbean: I am so sorry Daddy_risk: i love my dad so much and i cant put nto words how proud i am, also im sorry for your loss ik how it feels to lose someone to an overdose Ashh: its alr i know he didnt mean to, he would never have hurt us like this Ashh: im glad your dad is sober risk Smallestbean: My dad died of cancer 😚 Daddy_risk: christmas eve 2016 my cousin died from an overdose Daddy_risk: if u ever wanna talk ashh im here Ashh: worst thing is we lost the ucle that overdosed and then about a month later my other ocle got into a wreck and passed Ashh: i really apperciate that Inasg_no: a hamster carman Inasg_no: aw I'm sorry ash we're here for you Smallestbean: I have one Inasg_no: oh my fucking god Smallestbean: I am getting another hamster tommorow Inasg_no: a donkey Daddy_risk: damn, the day before my cousin died my great grandpa died from cancer and a few month earler my uncle died in a car accident Smallestbean: I have one in Louisiana Inasg_no: OMFG CARMAN Daddy_risk: ok gtg im going to go play basketball, cya later guys Inasg_no: bye risk ly Smallestbean: Bye risk Daddy_risk: bye lyt Inasg_no: IM RUNNING OUT OF ANIMALS Daddy_risk: all of you Inasg_no: lym Inasg_no: A GUINEA PIG Smallestbean: I have one Smallestbean: I am getting a baby lion soon Smallestbean: I am so excited Inasg_no: I'm gonna murder them all. A deer Smallestbean: Ohh, I had a deer! Smallestbean: I fostered one Inasg_no: WELL YOU DONT NOW SO HA I FINALLY WIN >:c Inasg_no: I feel bad now Inasg_no: sorry for your loss Smallestbean: Why Smallestbean: For my loss? Inasg_no: you had a deer Smallestbean: Yes Smallestbean: I love deer /C 16:04:21Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Smallestbean: And when I lived in Mississippi, I had a koala Ashh: yo we should like zoom eachother Ashh: i have never seen yalls faces Smallestbean: Maybe, then again, I can't Ashh: why not Inasg_no: you never seen what I look like? Ashh: no Smallestbean: Because I am with my mom and she is going to be asking so many questions and it's so annoying Ishipwillowandhunter: And you shall never see mine. Every pic I have ever.taken is horrible. Maybe on call though, tonight. If we can. Also back. Ashh: maybe another time then Smallestbean: Yup! Ashh: im really only free for an hour rn Inasg_no: wb michy and no you're so fucking handsome Inasg_no: there ash Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm not. My hair is a fucking rats nest rn, and when you saw me it was a lot shorter. Like a lot Ishipwillowandhunter: Hm? Smallestbean: You should see my hair right now then, I just cut it yesterday and my hair is now fluffy Ashh: omg tays hot Ashh: anyways Ishipwillowandhunter: Lmao my hair very poofy rn. Yessssss she is, she's so pretty Inasg_no: I'm rlly not Inasg_no: no michy you're so handsome and yk ot Inasg_no: it* Ishipwillowandhunter: You really are, you're gorgeous Smallestbean: One sec, my rabbit is out of her cage Ishipwillowandhunter: Nah I don't know it, literally 90% of the guys we know are better looking Inasg_no: I'm rlly not gorgeous but thank youu Inasg_no: NO Inasg_no: I think you're the hottest fs Ishipwillowandhunter: You're beautiful shush. If you stop arguing no stop arguing Smallestbean: Back Ishipwillowandhunter: . Ishipwillowandhunter: Wbbb Smallestbean: Tyyyy Inasg_no: im not beautiful but you are -.- Inasg_no: wbb Ishipwillowandhunter: Wrong, its the other way around Smallestbean: I miss tallman I haven't talked to him in a while :((( Logan34: hello Smallestbean: LOGAN! Hiiiii Inasg_no: no you're wrong the way I said it is the right way round Inasg_no: heyyyy Logan34: hey tay Logan34: how is everyone today Smallestbean: Good Inasg_no: im okayy wbu? Logan34: i'm fine i guess Inasg_no: what's wrong hun? Logan34: i just got to do fucking summer school Inasg_no: oh damn I'm sorry Inasg_no: it'll be okay dw Logan34: nah don't be Smallestbean: Sameee Logan34: although it's not that bad really Logan34: i just skim through the reading and cheat on the test Smallestbean: * twerks* I am boreddd Logan34: wtf every time i get on some bs like that happens Smallestbean: Lol, sorry, I am just boredd Ashh: anyone heard from nate? Oofalladeez: Im here Ashh: heyyy Oofalladeez: Hi! Ashh: wyd :) Smallestbean: NATE * I jump.on his back* hiiii Oofalladeez: Taking lunch break Ashh: ooo u better be eating Oofalladeez: I am Smallestbean: * I get off of him* Ashh: what u eating Inasg_no: hey Nate Ashh: also i have decided i no longer have a vagina Smallestbean: Slayyy Inasg_no: what does that even mean Inasg_no: I'm confused Ashh: i heard it earlier described as a pickle pocket so that is now it Logan34: wtf Inasg_no: ohh Inasg_no: lmfaooo Ashh: XD Ashh: bro some wack ass man onroblox tried getting my brothers personal contact info Inasg_no: that's gon be weird the next time Nate has to say he wants to finger your pickle pocket xd Ashh: omfg XD Daddy_risk: Im back, but im hgh asf Ashh: lucky Logan34: jesus christ Ashh: i could really fucking go for a bowl rn Smallestbean: I am a 🌟small bean🌟 Logan34: a bowl of what jesus? /C 16:30:55Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: its a thing you smoke pot put of Inasg_no: wb risky Daddy_risk: ty tay Logan34: oh ok Inasg_no: imagine Nate saying he wants to suck your pickle pocket tho xd Inasg_no: yw Ashh: omg stopp lmfao Smallestbean: I am wish a small bean that I can pass for a baby Daddy_risk: wtf Daddy_risk: lmfao Inasg_no: yalls sex talk gon be weirdddd now Daddy_risk: fffrrrrr Logan34: mario is a gonna waho off the empire state building Smallestbean: LMAO Daddy_risk: wtffff Ashh: i got that god damn baby shark song stuck in my head Smallestbean: ASHH, can I have a piggy back ride? Ashh: YESS Logan34: new super kirby befriends an 8 inch penis 2 Smallestbean: YAY * I jump on her back* I am a happy bean Ashh: *sprints to the fridge and puts her on top of it* Ashh: midget Smallestbean: Noooo Daddy_risk: damnit now that dumbass song s stuck in my head Ashh: sorry? Smallestbean: RISK, HELP MEEEE Daddy_risk: * laughs* Ashh: ugh *puts her down* Smallestbean: YOUR SO MEAN Ashh: your cute when ur mad lmfao Daddy_risk: im too hgh, i need sleep Ashh: bro thats the best sleep Smallestbean: NO I AM NOT Ashh: *pats her head* whatever u say lol Daddy_risk: science chanal hits different rn Daddy_risk: frfr Smallestbean: * pouts* Daddy_risk: cry ab it Smallestbean: * bumps him on the head* Smallestbean: MEAN Oofalladeez: Tay I fucking saw that... Ashh: hey be nice or back on the fridge Inasg_no: saw what? Oofalladeez: Inasg_no: imagine Nate saying he wants to suck your pickle pocket tho xd Smallestbean: Noooo, not the fridge! Inasg_no: oop Inasg_no: well I said it in public so it's not like I was hiding it or anything Daddy_risk: *rubs fingers together* u know what this is? its the worlds smallest violin playing you a sad song. Izzy_blight: I think my cat is trans Ashh: what Oofalladeez: ... Inasg_no: IZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Oofalladeez: Ptobably had balls but boe has a pussycat Ashh: oh nate whats the harm lol Smallestbean: RISKKK, I'm sorry I hit you Inasg_no: fr you know I'm right Daddy_risk: ouch small wtf Ashh: like u wouldnt tho? Smallestbean: Hehehe Oofalladeez: *sigh* I dont like talking about that in public. I save it for pms Daddy_risk: nah i would just walk away and ignore it Ashh: HE ADMITTED IT Daddy_risk: what? Ashh: nothin lmao Oofalladeez: Back to work afk Ashh: kk <3 Smallestbean: * pouts* WHY SO MEAN Ashh: *throws cam on the couch and turns on anime* oh stop being so pouty Ashh: carm* Inasg_no: yw ash xd Smallestbean: Fineee Daddy_risk: hollup "Oofalladeez: *sigh* I dont like talking about that in public. I save it for pms" what was nate talkng ab? Inasg_no: sex talk Inasg_no: with ash Ashh: for me to know and for you to never find out Ashh: tayyyy Inasg_no: oops mbbb xd Ashh: your going to hell lmfao Logan34: who isn't in this chat Smallestbean: Huh? Inasg_no: yeah I figured XD Ashh: yeah Smallestbean: * falls asleep* Ashh: *dumps water on carm* Smallestbean: AHHH Ashh: heh i got you wet lmfao Smallestbean: * bumps her head* MEANIE Daddy_risk: 3. Anonone4. Axel_in_love5.6. Cameron8857. Djshrimpdick8. Dtrump9. Izzy_blight10. Keigo12. Oofalladeez13. Rina14. Ring15. Rouge_killer16. Sluttycummingcatgirl18.Tallguy Inasg_no: HEY Daddy_risk: these are the people not onlne Inasg_no: I'm not on your fl :( Inasg_no: ih Inasg_no: nvm hehe Daddy_risk: no thats ppl offline Daddy_risk: 1. Inasg_no 2. Ishipwillowandhunter 3. Oofalladeez Daddy_risk: here is online Ashh: *bonks her on the head* stop hitting people Smallestbean: Whyyy Smallestbean: They deserve it Inasg_no: yay I'm first Ashh: do you need to go back on the fridge? Ishipwillowandhunter: IZZYYYYYYYY Smallestbean: * pouts* no Oofalladeez: Alphabetical order numb..... Uh... Pussy? I cant say Numbnuts. U dont have any XD Smallestbean: MICH Smallestbean: ASHH IS GOING TO PUT ME ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR Ashh: oh hush it Smallestbean: T-T Inasg_no: hey I already said Izzy first mich -.- Ashh: getting on the game i like that nate gags at lmfao Ashh: ttyl Inasg_no: no clue what that is but bye ash ly Ashh: lyy Oofalladeez: Awww ly ttyl. And whivh game is it Ashh? Ashh: ly Oofalladeez: *gags* she pmed me Ashh: HAHAH Oofalladeez: No build isnt so bad though Ashh: gosh ok ly bye Oofalladeez: Lym Ashh: thats the only mode i play Ashh: no u dont stop playin Oofalladeez: Ok we can plsy some other time :) Smallestbean: * yawns* I am bored Ishipwillowandhunter: I said Izzy the most though Inasg_no: NO YOU DISNT Inasg_no: Ishipwillowandhunter: IZZYYYYYYYY Inasg_no: Inasg_no: IZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY /C 16:57:28Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: nu unfreeze Inasg_no: there Smallestbean: Sometimes I hate how much animals I have Daddy_risk: do u have any reptiles? Smallestbean: Yes Smallestbean: I have a snake Daddy_risk: ooohh Daddy_risk: im afraid of snakes but facinated in them at the same time Daddy_risk: by them ** Inasg_no: I like snakes Smallestbean: I am getting another snake Daddy_risk: cool Smallestbean: I think I am getting another form snake Smallestbean: Corn* Smallestbean: Unless I get a cobra Smallestbean: I am not sure which one I want Daddy_risk: thats a huge jump from corn snake to fucking cobra! Smallestbean: I know, lol Smallestbean: Risk, how many pets do you think I have? Keigo: Gm fuckers Smallestbean: MOMMY Shushiboo: Morning Kei <3 Keigo: Hi Carmel Keigo: HI Grace Keigo: Chat dead Daddy_risk: fr i missed u Smallestbean: Lol Keigo: I missed u more Smallestbean: Risk, put me on top of the refrigerator, lol Keigo: He's to short to do that Daddy_risk: IM %'& Daddy_risk: 5'7 Smallestbean: I'm 4'11 Keigo: I'm 5'2 Inasg_no: . Shushiboo: I'm 5'4 you short fuckers Inasg_no: bitch I'm 5'5 Keigo: TAYTAY Inasg_no: KIKI Smallestbean: MEANIE Shushiboo: BITCH SHUSH Inasg_no: HAHAHAHA Keigo: Grace called me short Shushiboo: Also HI TAYY Inasg_no: GRACE YOU'RE SHORT XD Inasg_no: HIII Logan34: your 5'4 i'm 5'6 Shushiboo: Listen ypu mf I used to be taller than ypu Keigo: I am not short Shushiboo: Keith yes you are Shushiboo: Kei Smallestbean: * I stand there, looking up at everyone* Shushiboo: My mf autocorrect Smallestbean: Mhm Inasg_no: well you're not anymore grace XD Inasg_no: grace is short Shushiboo: Tay Keigo: No I'm not Inasg_no: grace Shushiboo: Shut up Inasg_no: make me Shushiboo: Bitch Keigo: No fighting Inasg_no: Cunt Shushiboo: Fine ig I'm not making you liquor Inasg_no: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Shushiboo: Mhm Inasg_no: FINE ILL GET DRUNK LATER MYSELF -.- Logan34: wtf is going on? Shushiboo: Fuckin bitch Smallestbean: Back Inasg_no: Twat Keigo: TAY NO Keigo: BAD Shushiboo: Puta Inasg_no: pfft Kiki I've gotten drunk twice recently, no stopping me now that I got back into it Inasg_no: Puta madre Smallestbean: I love how I am shorter than everyone here❤️ Keigo: DONT CALL HER A WHORE Oofalladeez: Tay hoe dare u uze that schtewpid Bri'ish slang Shushiboo: Puta is bitch in spanish Oofalladeez: No she said twit Inasg_no: Puta madre is motherfucker Inasg_no: hahahaha nate Keigo: And puta itself is whore Smallestbean: Can we stop fighting? Shushiboo: Tay imma chloroform you and shove you in an icebox Oofalladeez: Inasg_no: Twat bad attempt at twit Inasg_no: ooh yes please Oofalladeez: ... Inasg_no: hahahaha Shushiboo: Hmm Keigo: Uh no Tay u need u Smallestbean: Pls stop fighting Shushiboo: Soak ypu in some tomato paste and feed you to the hogs Keigo: I* Inasg_no: I need me? ahhaha sure I do suree Inasg_no: oh right lol Oofalladeez: Im not fighint Gordon. I am devolving. Inasg_no: aw you don't but thank youu Inasg_no: yes please grace Oofalladeez: Grace why XD Shushiboo: I'll kabob you and feed you to zach Keigo: Yes I doo Oofalladeez: Ddamn Shushiboo: Wait thats cruel to zach Oofalladeez: Dayum! Shushiboo: Nvm ill still kabob you tho Inasg_no: YES FEED MY PUSSY TO HIM Keigo: uhh Smallestbean: .... Inasg_no: I mean wha Oofalladeez: *gives Halo Infinite Skewer* kebab them all Oofalladeez: Wait wut Inasg_no: uhhh Ishipwillowandhunter: No one is getting drunk and Zach is mine bitch Oofalladeez: Shy cant I drink? Im fuckin 28! Oofalladeez: *18 Keigo: Wait what Daddy_risk: i was ab to say Oofalladeez: XD Daddy_risk: wtf nate Shushiboo: Nah ill make me some more peach cobbler liquor Shushiboo: That shit was good asf Oofalladeez: I know how to get drunk off of ramen Oofalladeez: Just add sotsauce and hot sauce Oofalladeez: *soy sauce Keigo: Ik how to get high of a sharpie Daddy_risk: ohhh ma go eat ramen brb Inasg_no: . Oofalladeez: Step one. Combine soy and hot sauces Daddy_risk: love you kiki Oofalladeez: Step 2 let sauces sit for an hour or more Keigo: Ilyt Oofalladeez: Step three. Cook ramen. Inasg_no: no he's mine you cunt Oofalladeez: Strip four. Add uncooked miso sauce Oofalladeez: Spicy miso that id Oofalladeez: Is Oofalladeez: Tay cuny is a Bri'ish word Oofalladeez: *cunt Inasg_no: WHATEVER XD Oofalladeez: Ewe schtewpid twit /C 17:24:02Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: I'm bored and lonely Keigo: Great combo Daddy_risk: its on the stove boiling Oofalladeez: U dumbass u werent supposed to boil the homemade miso! Daddy_risk: lol Oofalladeez: You are supposed to combine the 2 sauces and let them sit! Daddy_risk: no heat? Daddy_risk: wtf Oofalladeez: Just vombine the soy and hotsauce Oofalladeez: Add it after rsmen done Keigo: Not me trying my hardest not to laugh Oofalladeez: The vinegar ferments the soy sauce Oofalladeez: The vinegar in the hot sauce Daddy_risk: oh ok Inasg_no: Nate you're American what u on abt -.- Oofalladeez: I ainy American. I'm 'Murican! Daddy_risk: brb Oofalladeez: 'Murica! Keigo: I want my skateboard Oofalladeez: I gtg. Break is over Inasg_no: SHUT UP NATHANIEL XD Inasg_no: byeee ly Oofalladeez: No I eont taylot! Oofalladeez: *tsylor Oofalladeez: For FUCK sake! Keigo: Lol Oofalladeez: Lym tay Oofalladeez: Bye guys Ly all Oofalladeez: No homo or weird way. Shushiboo: Lol bye nate Inasg_no: YES YOU WILL XD lymm Daddy_risk: im back Inasg_no: wbb Keigo: Wb Logan34: for the rp i mean Ishipwillowandhunter: Where's Izzy :( Keigo: Idk Smallestbean: Idk Inasg_no: idk sorry honey Keigo: Bro I need somewhere I can ride my skateboard Shushiboo: My brain is running at .5 speed rn Keigo: L Inasg_no: lmao Shushiboo: Kei:c Keigo: My ass hurts Shushiboo: Good enough for you Keigo: Uh wow puta Shushiboo: But im sorry :(( Shushiboo: Damn I was going to be nice but ig not Keigo: Ok Keigo: Brb Shushiboo: Also I think these little kids are taking bits of my sanity and patience Inasg_no: oop girl fights /C 17:50:35Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shushiboo: Shit I don't think we have enough flour, ugh ill have to look when I get home Yrd: bomboclart Inasg_no: bck Ishipwillowandhunter: God I feel like crying now and I don't know why Ishipwillowandhunter: Wbbbbb Inasg_no: nooo don't cry please :ccc Inasg_no: tyyyyyy Toxic_catboy: Piss is stored in the balls Inasg_no: um Toxic_catboy: :) Toxic_catboy: ;) /C 18:17:09Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: Im feelin romantical Inasg_no: lmao Spencer xd Toxic_catboy: Lol Daddy_risk: hi spencer Inasg_no: very nice, come use it on me Inasg_no: I mean wha Toxic_catboy: Yo Daddy_risk: wtf tay Toxic_catboy: Ayo Shushiboo: I’m back Toxic_catboy: Your pain is my pleasure Toxic_catboy: I mean... Toxic_catboy: Um Shushiboo: Wth is going on ;-; Toxic_catboy: Idk Daddy_risk: idk im uncomfy Ishipwillowandhunter: Hurt me daddy Daddy_risk: i wanna delete this from my brain Toxic_catboy: Bet bby Daddy_risk: ewww wtfff Toxic_catboy: *grabs michs ass* Daddy_risk: . Toxic_catboy: Lol Toxic_catboy: Imma get on apex any1 wanna join Inasg_no: wb grace Inasg_no: hey no grab my ass Spencer Daddy_risk: i wish Daddy_risk: i could play apex Daddy_risk: * Toxic_catboy: Ok *Uses free hand to grab tays ass* Inasg_no: *moans your name* uwu I mean wha Toxic_catboy: *blushes* Toxic_catboy: Ok ill brb Inasg_no: hehe (anon): co ja zerobilem (anon): opmocy Daddy_risk: huh? Daddy_risk: english Daddy_risk: ? Inasg_no: that's polish I'm pretty sure Daddy_risk: not english so fuck it Inasg_no: hahaha /C 18:43:43Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 19:10:16Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Axel_killing_herself: Boo. Toxic_catboy: Boo /C 19:36:49Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Mr_pizza: 098866135!;77777 Inasg_no: hi Toxic_catboy: Bored Inasg_no: same /C 20:03:22Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: Where Izzy :( Axel_killing_herself: Agreed. Ashh: havent seen izz since earlier Inasg_no: haii Ashh: heiii Inasg_no: hello Oofalladeez: Hey Spencer, mich /C 20:29:55Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Fine then bye lmao (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7gKYUYIxj_I /C 20:56:29Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 21:23:02Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: hello anyone on Dtrump: this site is aids /C 21:49:35Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 22:16:08Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Axel_killing_herself: Logann. (anon): . Oofalladeez: Hi tay (anon): hiiiiii (anon): wait Oofalladeez: Haha Dtrump: hi (anon): anyways i was just joking (anon): i'm not actually tay lol Oofalladeez: Fuck XD Dtrump: why? (anon): tay has screentimes set so she leaves at 10pm her time. which was about an hour and a half again (anon): ago (anon): autocorrect Dtrump: seems legit (anon): i've been on hold with the dmv for fucking 3 hours (anon): pick up the goddamn phone niggers (anon): it shouldn't be this hard to get to the dmv Inasg_hoe: oh Inasg_hoe: she didn't change the password on this one though lol Dtrump: fuck the dmv (anon): i'm not going to go on there and mess with her like that haha (anon): i know most of tays passwords but she changed her inasg_no one /C 22:42:41Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Zbyszek: ja zagram Zbyszek: daj grac :( /C 23:09:14Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Babe, I'm sorry about Grandma. Dtrump: huh Ashh: its al it worked she left Ashh: that was fucked up Dtrump: well then Oofalladeez: For real. Maxter: Yeah i just saw what she said Ashh: whatever Ashh: im starting a game Maxter: Ok Dtrump: whose who whose then whose the other us Grandma38: I AM Dtrump: weirdos /C 23:35:47Tuesday, July 25, 2023Culinarians Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 00:02:20Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Cameronsantiego: Hiiii Cameronsantiego: I changed my thing back to Carman Cameronsantiego: Imma change my thing again Shortestbean: Better Shortestbean: Is anyone on? Shortestbean: I miss you guys :(( Shortestbean: :(((((( /C 00:28:52Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I miss ash, I miss Logan, I miss tay, I miss risk, I miss kei, I miss everyone :(((((((((((( (anon): I miss the people we used to be (anon): Back in 1979 Shortestbean: Anon! Hiiiii (anon): Hello dear Shortestbean: Hru? (anon): Horrible. Did you eat today Shortestbean: * hugs* sorry to hear that and no, I didn’t eat (anon): Eat eat my face Shortestbean: NO (anon): Full of nourishments Shortestbean: Noooo (anon): Yed Shortestbean: No (anon): Understandable have a good time Shortestbean: Ty :) you have a better day Izzy_blight: Thank you. I assure you I will not Shortestbean: Izzy! Shortestbean: Hiiii Shortestbean: Mich has been looking for you all day Izzy_blight: Who? Where am I? is this the video store Shortestbean: H…huh?! Izzy_blight: Huh? What is happening Shortestbean: Idk T-T Izzy_blight: Sorry. I didn't take my pills this morning Izzy_blight: I'm a bit mixed up Shortestbean: That’s ok :) Shortestbean: Can we be friends? Izzy_blight: I'm too evil to have friends, sorry Shortestbean: Aw…..ok Izzy_blight: I am a bomb-making naked pedophile from the KKK. If you're ok with that then we can be acquaintances I suppose Shortestbean: U..ummm, ok Izzy_blight: Wonderful. Call me any time at the enclosed phone number Logan34: hello people Shortestbean: O..ok Shortestbean: LOGAN Shortestbean: * jumps on him* hiiiiiiii Logan34: hi carman Izzy_blight: Why is melted ice cream like marshmallow Logan34: what does that even mean? Izzy_blight: You tell me Izzy_blight: My talents are wasted here. I am going to go touch myself in the shower Izzy_blight: Farewell my cousins Shortestbean: B…bye /C 00:55:25Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Prigrochik: Hi Shortestbean: Hi person Logan34: hello fellow human Shortestbean: * twerks* I am bored Prigrochik: https://asianporngif.com/content/2022/04/yurioshikawa_001.gif Tallguy: hello Tallguy: and remember to grab her by pussy Ashh: wat Tallguy: * by the pussy* Ashh: u good bro? Tallguy: like trump Tallguy: im black (anon): TALLGUYyYY Tallguy: how are you Ashh: ANON Tallguy: You are the first person to ever be happy cause for a anon Ashh: lmao Tallguy: is it a actual anon Tallguy: or someone with the name anon Ashh: no idea Tallguy: hmm Tallguy: actually who are you again? Ashh: me? (anon): Me? Tallguy: yeah Tallguy: ash Ashh: i used to date nate Ashh: or also known as oof Tallguy: idk who nateis Tallguy: nate is* Ashh: his user is Oofalladeez Ashh: i call carmen mommy alot Ashh: uhh /C 01:21:58Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Tallguy: sorry i forgot most of everyone Tallguy: ima be lurking now Ashh: ok lmao (anon): used to? (anon): so y'all broke up? (anon): damn. that was almost as fast as the shockwaves in hiroshima in 1945 Ashh: were still loyal to eachother (anon): so what's with the "used" to date thing then? Ashh: we broke up, i have a promise ring now (anon): hm Maxter: I was gone for only an hour (anon): why'd ou break up tho? Ashh: thats personal Ashh: hey max lol Tallguy: ohhhh your that girl with the promise ring (anon): girl i've seen some of your personal shit before (anon): this isn't bad compared to that Ashh: uve seen what? Tallguy: ooooo Tallguy: juicy Ashh: ok nvm Ashh: point made Tallguy: awwww Tallguy: i wanted to know Tallguy: soooo whats the person reasons for the break up Ashh: we broke up because of my surgery and stuff of his i wont tell u Tallguy: Surgery for ? Ashh: torn acl Vulpix_axel: Hiya!! Ashh: heyy Tallguy: and how did that contribute to a break up Maxter: Hi Tallguy: and hi axe Ashh: time spent apart from eachother i wont even be able to text him Vulpix_axel: Hiya! Ashh: recovery time for my surgery is up to 9 months and includes physical therapy Vulpix_axel: AHAOWIFHOQEIHF Vulpix_axel: I'M ANGYYY!!! Ashh: WHYY Tallguy: still not a reason Tallguy: to me at least Vulpix_axel: CAUSE I WANT COCK IN ME! Vulpix_axel: I mean.. Vulpix_axel: What..?? Vulpix_axel: Who said that? Vulpix_axel: That's wild.. Ashh: bet? Ashh: ...whattt Ashh: crazy Vulpix_axel: Crazy? Tallguy: bet ash Vulpix_axel: I was crazy once. Hello91: I was crazy once Vulpix_axel: they locked me in a rrom Hello91: they locked me in a room Hello91: a rubber room Vulpix_axel: a rubber room Tallguy: dick her down with that log of yours Hello91: a rubber room with rats Vulpix_axel: a rrubber room with rats Maxter: Hm Hello91: and rats make me crazy Vulpix_axel: and rats make me crazy Ashh: yep i got a 2 foot dick Hello91: crazy? Vulpix_axel: Crazy? Hello91: i was crazy once Vulpix_axel: I was crazy once Hello91: they locked me in a room Vulpix_axel: they locked me in a room Vulpix_axel: a rubber room Hello91: a rubber room Vulpix_axel: a rubber room with rats Hello91: a rubber room with rats Vulpix_axel: and rats make me crazy Hello91: and rats make me crazy Ashh: what did i start Vulpix_axel: crazy? Hello91: crazy? Hello91: i was crazy once Vulpix_axel: I was crazy once Vulpix_axel: they locked me in a room Hello91: they locked me in a room Ashh: bro stoppp Vulpix_axel: a rubber room Hello91: a rubber room Hello91: a rubber room with rats Vulpix_axel: a rubber room with rats Vulpix_axel: and rats make me crazy Hello91: and rats make me crazy Hello91: crazy? Vulpix_axel: Crazy? Hello91: i was crazy once Vulpix_axel: I was cray once Vulpix_axel: they locked me in a rrom Hello91: they locked me in a room Vulpix_axel: a rubber Hello91: a rubber room Vulpix_axel: room Vulpix_axel: I'm done lol. Hello91: a rubber room with rats Hello91: and rats make me crazy Hello91: crazy? Hello91: i was crazy once Ashh: bro please Hello91: they locked me in a room Hello91: a rubber room Hello91: a rubber room with rats Hello91: and rats make me crazy Hello91: crazy? Maxter: . . . Ashh: i miss nate Hello91: I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Maxter: thats oof's name? Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: yeah Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Maxter: whered he go Ashh: idk Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazyCrazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Tallguy: Have you grabs his balls while he hit it from the back ? Ashh: hes not texting me back Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazyCrazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazyCrazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazyCrazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazyCrazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Hello91: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Ashh: Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazyCrazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy Tallguy: what is the rats was made of rubber Tallguy: rubber rats Maxter: wtf is going on Tallguy: idk Tallguy: I want some tea yo Maxter: ... /C 01:48:31Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: THE RATS ARE RUBBER!?!? Izzy_blight: Rubber tires rubber tires fit them in my face (anon): ? Djshrimpdick: ? Vulpix_axel: DJ!!! Djshrimpdick: HI Djshrimpdick: damn Djshrimpdick: chat died real quick Keigo: RAWR Vulpix_axel: I MISSED YOU!! Keigo: Who me Djshrimpdick: damn bruh Vulpix_axel: Hm? Djshrimpdick: chat dies quick as hell Keigo: Fr /C 02:15:04Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Imma go again sooooooo bye Djshrimpdick: ok bye bye Vulpix_axel: 0=-0 Djshrimpdick: 0.0 Vulpix_axel: 0,0 Djshrimpdick: 0|0 /C 02:41:37Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: RAWR Djshrimpdick: uwu Keigo: Okay Logan34: fhdtvedrfbnuuiukufthy Ishipwillowandhunter: Ah fuck I just fell asleep for two hours and I think my brain is short circuiting, what the fuck is going on Keigo: Idk idc Logan34: L Izzy_blight: Sleepy boy Keigo: So how was ur nap Ishipwillowandhunter: If anyone sent any messages the past two hours then I can't see them Ishipwillowandhunter: Also Ishipwillowandhunter: Has Izzy been on Ishipwillowandhunter: And Keigo: She is on Izzy_blight: Nah Ishipwillowandhunter: Is the queen dead? Djshrimpdick: no Izzy_blight: Yes Keigo: Who Ishipwillowandhunter: IZZYYYYYYYYYY Izzy_blight: Rip 🪦 Logan34: your mother Djshrimpdick: she has risen from the dead Ishipwillowandhunter: I missed you, I murdered someone in your name this morning. The police will find a body stuffed with cinnamon twists and neve know why Keigo: This chat died quickly Keigo: Dies* Vulpix_axel: ... Keigo: Hi axe Vulpix_axel: Hiya. (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q83jl_1AxZ8 Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Keigo: I'm someone shoot me Vulpix_axel: I wanna be shot. Keigo: Same girl Djshrimpdick: KILL ME Keigo: Welp imma go since there's nothing important here except for axe, grace and mich Djshrimpdick: WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME /C 03:08:10Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: ... Ishipwillowandhunter: Questions I ask my dad every morning Djshrimpdick: O say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave /C 03:34:43Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Sorry kei was on phone Oofalladeez: Hey Keigo: hi Keigo: I'm confused Keigo: What did u being on the phone have to do with me Oofalladeez: U pmed me earlier Keigo: I don't remember Oofalladeez: While i was on phone like an hour ago Oofalladeez: Keigo: hey bro Keigo: Oh ua Oofalladeez: Lemme check Pinterest rq Keigo: Ok Keigo: Brv Keigo: Bck Keigo: Eyes blue like the Atlantic and I'm going down like the titanic Dtrump: nice Djshrimpdick: peepee poopoo Vulpix_axel: Kei you have brown eyes right?? /C 04:01:16Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: ... Ash is pissed at me... Vulpix_axel: Why? Keigo: Someone just fuckin shoot me Vulpix_axel: No. Keigo: Why Vulpix_axel: Cause bbg. Dtrump: regert Keigo: axe ur going to get killed Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Vulpix_axel: Oki. Vulpix_axel: By whoo? Keigo: By risk Vulpix_axel: Ohh right hehe. Keigo: I'll do it myself Vulpix_axel: Kei what color are uour eyes? Keigo: Brown why Vulpix_axel: Ohh Hehe. Keigo: Ur scaring me Vulpix_axel: Eyes brown dark and romantic and I'm going down like the titanic. Djshrimpdick: can i kill myself? Vulpix_axel: No! Djshrimpdick: why\ Vulpix_axel: Only I can kill myself! Tallguy: do it Keigo: I'm killing myself sky I see no reason why shrimp cant Djshrimpdick: thats not very fair Tallguy: but do a flip before you die Keigo: Lol ok Dtrump: scared a bit Djshrimpdick: if imma go out imma go out in a ball of fire Vulpix_axel: Dj can't die! Keigo: But I can /C 04:27:49Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Blue_jollyrancher: Hello world Keigo: Goodbye world Blue_jollyrancher: No dying Tallguy: hmm Keigo: Why do u care u don't even know me Blue_jollyrancher: I'm a caring person Keigo: Well don't care about me Dtrump: you will regert it Blue_jollyrancher: How can you tell? Blue_jollyrancher: ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Blue_jollyrancher: I'm going back to watching fnaf Djshrimpdick: imma jump Blue_jollyrancher: But ask Izzy about me Keigo: Well I gtg ttyl bitches Hello91: wait why is ash pissed at Nate Vulpix_axel: Dunno. Dtrump: lots of things Djshrimpdick: *ties rope to cieling* Hello91: ohhhhh Hello91: nvm Hello91: i know why Hello91: teehee Hello91: my bad nate Tallguy: b Tallguy: Remember you are beautiful and goodnight niggas Djshrimpdick: *stands on chair* Vulpix_axel: Bad dj. Djshrimpdick: :( Vulpix_axel: I'm gonna head to bed. Vulpix_axel: Oh and Dj NO KILLING YOURSELF!! Djshrimpdick: BUT WHYYYY Vulpix_axel: CAUSE NO NOW BE A GOOD BOY AND DON'T! Djshrimpdick: *pouts in the corner* Dtrump: why are you weird Djshrimpdick: bc i can be Vulpix_axel: *kisses Dj's forehead* Please? Djshrimpdick: hmph Dtrump: all fucked up in the head Djshrimpdick: yep Vulpix_axel: Aww Dj don't be upset.. Djshrimpdick: >:| Keigo: Why so mad Djshrimpdick: appearently im not allowrd to die Keigo: But I'm about to drown Keigo: So fair Keigo: Bue bye Vulpix_axel: Dj how can I make it up to you? Djshrimpdick: hmp Vulpix_axel: *cuddles Dj* Djshrimpdick: *pats head* is ok /C 04:54:22Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: I hate my parents Djshrimpdick: nice Keigo: They told me to get out the bath I was about to drwon Keigo: Drown Djshrimpdick: damn bro Keigo: What Djshrimpdick: parents dont allow drowning Keigo: Not if they don't know about it Djshrimpdick: *secretly jumps into pool and starts drowning* Keigo: Lol Dtrump: fuckoff Djshrimpdick: no Keigo: No bro it's f o Keigo: Fuck off Dtrump: fuckoff Keigo: 🖕 Djshrimpdick: make me pussy Vulpix_axel: Dj.. Djshrimpdick: no balls Djshrimpdick: yes??? Vulpix_axel: Be nice please.. Djshrimpdick: but he started it Vulpix_axel: I know, but you just gotta let him have it.. Keigo: He rlly did Djshrimpdick: |:( Dtrump: I never started it. Keigo: Dtrump: fuckoff Vulpix_axel: *hugs Dj* I'm sorry.. Dtrump: wasnt me still Djshrimpdick: Bull Keigo: I should've stayed in the bath to drown Vulpix_axel: Dj, let me handle this.. Vulpix_axel: Trump drop it ok.. Keigo: I need a drink Vulpix_axel: Like a bath? Keigo: No the shower what else Vulpix_axel: Fair. Dtrump: Clueless asf. Keigo: I'm going to drown myself next time u take a bath Djshrimpdick: sounds fun Keigo: It is Vulpix_axel: Dj please don't argue with others while I'm gone, I'll be back soon if you need me tr discord. Vulpix_axel: Goodnightttt! Djshrimpdick: Goodnigh!!! Djshrimpdick: t Djshrimpdick: imma go drink bleach Keigo: Can I join Djshrimpdick: sure Keigo: Yessd Keigo: I need a beer Djshrimpdick: same Keigo: If only I had a beer Djshrimpdick: same Djshrimpdick: imma go to bed and possibly never wake up Djshrimpdick: gn /C 05:20:55Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: I wish I had a knife /C 05:47:28Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: I have sexual fantasies about my hoodie. Shushiboo: Lmaooo /C 06:14:02Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Redmetric: why tf is this showing up in my chat who are yall Redmetric: goodluck fucking your hoodie? Dtrump: true /C 06:40:35Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Tubbywubby76: anyone present? Dtrump: hi Inasg_no: hi Inasg_no: poo /C 07:07:08Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: Injury to my thumb has occurred Izzy_blight: Jimmy sat on it too hard /C 07:33:41Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 08:00:15Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 08:26:48Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 08:53:21Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 09:19:54Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 09:46:28Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 10:13:00Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 10:39:32Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Ik it’s REALLY early, but, is anyone on? (anon): depends who you are Dtrump: hm /C 11:06:05Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I am carman Dtrump: we all know your main acct its fine Shortestbean: Wdym? Dtrump: Everyone knows who you really are. Shortestbean: Yea, I am carman! :) Dtrump: No we know you are pretending to be someone else. Shortestbean: Huh? Dtrump: Stop trying to act dumb its not going work with us. /C 11:32:37Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:59:11Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Backkkk Shortestbean: I hate school Shortestbean: * twerks* I am bored Shortestbean: Is anyone on? /C 12:25:44Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I miss ashh, I miss mich, I miss tay, I miss kei, I miss risk, I miss everyone:(((( Shortestbean: :(((( /C 12:52:17Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I am a sad bean Prigrochik: https://xgifer.com/content/2022/12/sexy-asian-like-cum_001.webp Lacdose: What's the best country in earth? Shortestbean: Idk Shortestbean: Also, hiiiiii Shortestbean: I’m guessing u left? Shortestbean: I miss ashh /C 13:18:50Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I miss everyone Ashh: u miss me? Shortestbean: Ye Shortestbean: hi ashh!!! Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: Tayyyy! Hiiiiii Inasg_no: heyyy Ashh: hey tay Inasg_no: hey Inasg_no: & Inasg_no: &.& Shortestbean: Hru tay? Inasg_no: im honestly amazing Shortestbean: Yay! That’s good to hear! Inasg_no: tbh yeah it is lol, I haven't been this good in a longgg time. hru tho? Shortestbean: I am tierd Inasg_no: damn Inasg_no: what time is it for y Inasg_no: u* Shortestbean: It’s only 9:34 am Inasg_no: damn Inasg_no: it's 2:37 pm for me Shortestbean: Dam….that’s sad Inasg_no: no I love this time of the day Inasg_no: it's when mich will be up soon. That's why it's my fav time of day Shortestbean: Oh, slayyyyy Inasg_no: ya Ashh: i miss nate lmfao /C 13:45:22Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: Bananas are mother natures cock Shortestbean: ….. Toxic_catboy: Or cucumbers Ashh: a banana would get mushy Toxic_catboy: Eh... Depending in ripeness Ashh: ... you sound like u know that from experience Toxic_catboy: No but the things ive seen Shortestbean: Y..you’ve seen?! Ashh: ... elaborate? Toxic_catboy: This convo is over now Toxic_catboy: Bye Shortestbean: Bye, lol Toxic_catboy: You ever see a person in a fursuit fuck their own fursona? Toxic_catboy: I have Toxic_catboy: Weird Ashh: ew Shortestbean: …….. Toxic_catboy: Ive seen some messed up things Ashh: i was once sent a video that had a cover of a cat but when u clicked on the video it was a girl shitting in a dudes mouth Toxic_catboy: Tho u can thank FOAP for that last one Toxic_catboy: Ever watch Belle delphines porn vid Toxic_catboy: I have Toxic_catboy: It is really bad /C 13:55:59Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Jug_in_love: Where are you all from? Shortestbean: Mississippi Toxic_catboy: Sup Toxic_catboy: Im from my dads balls technically speaking Jug_in_love: Off-topic but America is so weird when it comes to summer breaks Jug_in_love: So every school has different summer breaks? In July Toxic_catboy: ? Jug_in_love: Am I right or knowing wrong? Ashh: Belle delphine has a fucking porn video? Jug_in_love: July and August aren't universal summer breaks? Toxic_catboy: Yea she does Ashh: i got back august 19th Ashh: go* Ashh: but god that must be horrible Toxic_catboy: I dont reccomend it Jug_in_love: But why Toxic_catboy: I go back aug 9 Ashh: thats the day of my knee surgery Toxic_catboy: And my bday is 12 Jug_in_love: July and August are the hottest so it's more healthy there to make breaks Ashh: HAPPY EARLY B-DAY Jug_in_love: Now that's a culture shock Toxic_catboy: No Ashh: i wish we had august off Toxic_catboy: There has been nothing happy abt this Jug_in_love: I wish we would agree to the metric system, cable source, school breaks and other technical things Jug_in_love: This is an useless to exhausting diversity. Ashh: they shortened our summer break too Jug_in_love: oof Toxic_catboy: Brb Jug_in_love: I mean there was Covid-Lockdown before Jug_in_love: It's even more weird in Nigeria. 11-days-April-breaks, usual december ones but no summer. https://www.edarabia.com/school-holidays-nigeria/ Ashh: yeah our school year was messed up by that and theyr trying to go back to normal so its shortened Jug_in_love: It's called "Mid-term-break" in June. Sry Ashh: and about the hottest month thing, im in north carolina it can always be hot here XD (anon): Hey Ash its me Nate D. I almost died. Back to work until lunch. Im done with this job. Jug_in_love: Still no summer break in one of Africa's hottest sunny country lol Ashh: its fucking hot and humid outside rn (anon): Ash Plz im in Alabama XD Jug_in_love: rip Jug_in_love: Oofalldeez? Jug_in_love: Oh. He just said it Ashh: no he always logs in Ashh: i think Ashh: idk Jug_in_love: I can't believe that a sunny African country has no summer breaks (anon): Ash it is me (anon): I know ur full name (anon): FUCK lemme login... Jug_in_love: Nigeria has a Democracy Day. Imagine celebrating democracy. Can't be us. Oofalladeez: Told you it was me babe Jug_in_love: What was the issue by login? Oofalladeez: No im at work and was tryna make it a quick check in Jug_in_love: FUCK lemme login... Ashh: ok bc the last anon i spoke to was someone i used to talk to Jug_in_love: Dutch-anon? Ashh: ok ily have fun at ur shitty job lmfao Jug_in_love: Anon_with_mute_powers? Ashh: no Ashh: it was a (anonj) Jug_in_love: Diversity of anons here Jug_in_love: lol Ashh: shit i meant (anon) Jug_in_love: I assume mistypo Jug_in_love: Otherwise, it's a hacker or Azala typing as "(anonj)" Jug_in_love: (Deez): Nutz Ashh: lol Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ec/1c/cf/ec1ccf29b62b0e586cbd6e5aadaf9156.jpg Jug_in_love: (anonj): Daad? (anon): Yes, Son? (anonj): How was I created? (anon): See, there was a god, called Azala, and as he was drunk, he mistyped and created a second anon-inbred to troll others, "Anon Junior". And I am so proud of you. Jug_in_love: ^ After you lost your penis to create a son Jug_in_love: (anonj): Now my name is longer. Hehe. (anon): It is being certified as classic that defines your worth as a human, really. Toxic_catboy: Wtf Jug_in_love: I like this Toxic_catboy: No... Just... No Jug_in_love: Why (anon): :P Jug_in_love: Its edgy, mistypo, fits to public chat audience also being drunk and easy to understand Toxic_catboy: Ok i die now Jug_in_love: The creation of anon. Also em better to Cards Against Humanity culture Jug_in_love: embedded * Toxic_catboy: U make 0 sense Ashh: ok hoppin off Jug_in_love: Ok. So there's (anon) and (anonj) Jug_in_love: Right now, we have just one (anon), but in this father-son-story, we could have an anon Junour (anonj) and create even more funny situations Jug_in_love: So many, "My dad left for milk."-memes here /C 14:22:32Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: The song "Isho" By sadboyprolific sums up my life Jug_in_love: If we tell this anonj-story so many times, Azala will peer-pressured to add (anonj) and maybe many other anon-names Jug_in_love: Why is everyone giving ppl who aren't me more attention Toxic_catboy: Cuz you want it Jug_in_love: (anonj) Let's gooooooo Jug_in_love: Azala! Make this possible. Jug_in_love: The son of all anons Jug_in_love: (anonj): Jug_in_love: When was the last time he patched Toxic_catboy: Why is it that sad songs have hella bass Jug_in_love: Also I don't want it. This society is infected by every pity non-sense with one goal... C O N S U M E Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: hii Toxic_catboy: Yo Jug_in_love: Toxic talks about his song and gets more attention than me suggesting (anonj) Inasg_no: GREGG Inasg_no: SPENCERR Shortestbean: My internet sucks Toxic_catboy: CUM BUCKET!!!!!! Jug_in_love: And another one said that a sex tape from an already porn actor Belle Delphine exists, like can you say more irrelevant, non-changing stuffs than this? Jug_in_love: It can. Toxic_catboy: Bck to sad songs bye Jug_in_love: That's sad Oofalladeez: Where did Ash go? Jug_in_love: in my ass Oofalladeez: Greg im serious Toxic_catboy: Fuck if i know n8 Jug_in_love: idk Shortestbean: Oh, ashh left Oofalladeez: Fuck! Inasg_no: NATE!! Oofalladeez: TAY Inasg_no: hii Shortestbean: Let me see if she is still on Oofalladeez: Hello I almost djed at work today :) Inasg_no: what why??? :( Jug_in_love: djed - The Russian death Oofalladeez: My chest hurts and still dies Jug_in_love: Climate change Shortestbean: …..is jug ok? Jug_in_love: no. It's too hot Oofalladeez: This is normal Greg Jug_in_love: Why did we produce so much CO2 Jug_in_love: The scientists warned us and now I Burn Shortestbean: ….. I Jug_in_love: am eight Inasg_no: aw I'm sorry Nate I hope you feel better soon Inasg_no: Greg? Jug_in_love: right Shortestbean: I am scared Jug_in_love: Why Shortestbean: Jug, did you ignore tay Shortestbean: ? Jug_in_love: Taht leap isn't that far from Oof having a heat stroke to curse climate change public Jug_in_love: Ye why? Inasg_no: why's he ignored me??? Oofalladeez: I am in Lillian AL r n. Look up the temp there Shortestbean: Can you unignore her? Shortestbean: Should I ask Logan to go bowling with me? Inasg_no: yes Shortestbean: Oki Oofalladeez: Are u guys in the same state? Toxic_catboy: 69? Shortestbean: Yes, in fact, we were at the same place at the same time without noticing Inasg_no: that's nice Toxic_catboy: -_- Oofalladeez: Well then I knpw where u live XD Shortestbean: Lol Jug_in_love: I unignore her and leave, but if I join, I will ignore her again. Inasg_no: what have I done??? Shortestbean: Jug went offline Inasg_no: bro what? Inasg_no: well theres my happy mood gone Oofalladeez: Ur so hot he had to ignore u to keep from doing anything I mean what? Inasg_no: im not hot Toxic_catboy: Hard to know where i live if i have no home Oofalladeez: Wat spencer? Toxic_catboy: Idk Toxic_catboy: Im l8 Jbiden: Homeless Shortestbean: Oml Toxic_catboy: *sighs* Toxic_catboy: This is why i watch and not participate Jbiden: *continues to be homeless* Shortestbean: I miss ashh Jbiden: Get a new ash Shortestbean: NO Jbiden: Like I got a new ass Shortestbean: NO, ewwww Jbiden: Ash Ketchum would be proud of us Toxic_catboy: -_- Jbiden: YES Shortestbean: NO Jbiden: If you think about it, you have nothing to lose Jbiden: Just Ash Shortestbean: I miss her tho Jbiden: Winding in their ashes Toxic_catboy: Sux Jbiden: ox Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/y6LyLQNQ/CIRNO-ARRIVE.jpg Shortestbean: Hi Jbiden: Without Ash, Shortestbean will be in half shorter Toxic_catboy: Who dafuq is dat Shortestbean: HEY Jbiden: Missing his other half Shortestbean: FUCK YOU Jbiden: It's Cirno Toxic_catboy: Pinto Shortestbean: FUCK YOU Jbiden: Mistypo? Jbiden: Okok I will fuck myself Shortestbean: FUCK YOU Toxic_catboy: Im sure u would Jbiden: Jeez. Those youth nowadays Shortestbean: FUCK YOU Toxic_catboy: Im a sexxy man ;) Jbiden: Too impatient for every porn release Shortestbean: AHHhHhHh Jbiden: Was this a good or a bad moan? Shortestbean: I hate life :) Jbiden: I love life :( Shortestbean: FUCK OFF Jbiden: Ok Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/8s85ygff/reicist.jpg Toxic_catboy: I hate niggers Jbiden: In and off Jbiden: Rei-Cis-t for a Cis-male Jbiden: btw it's the 0,000025% who gains money meanwhile doing nothing Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/Gtv8npCx/bee.png Jbiden: 0.00025% of The US households https://www.chicagobooth.edu/review/never-mind-1-percent-lets-talk-about-001-percent Shortestbean: * twerks* Jbiden: One 0 lesser. *twerks* Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/G3X6vjnr/168800201407325003.jpg Jbiden: What's a tan line? Me tanning and getting a sun burn? My sun protection creme going one line in my back? Jbiden: It's stupid time Shortestbean: I miss ashh Inasg_no: nice Inasg_no: and bck Oppaienjoyer: https://i.postimg.cc/rFPmZWx2/pee-shooter.png Jbiden: This chat is so interactive, I wonder why it dies Jbiden: What's that Wojak representing I Rat's profile name? Communism? Oofalladeez: I want Ash :( Shortestbean: Nate, she was talking about you all morning Shortestbean: SO CALM IT Jbiden: A red Soviet official Shortestbean: I am getting an animal today :))))) Jbiden: *me not getting half of the story here* Jbiden: I am 50% of this chat and no one gets me so we both don't get even >50% of what is going on here Shortestbean: I think I am getting a cobra, what do you guys think? Cobra or a corn snake? /C 14:49:05Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Jbiden: Why even a snake? They can hurt you Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126236547545567323/1133773009086328842/average_sven_coop_server.mp4 Jbiden: *waiting for the answers Bean wants to hear* Oofalladeez: Biden I been here 6 years Shortestbean: I love snakes, I only have one corn snake and she needs a buddy Oofalladeez: U arent 50 of this chat Jbiden: And? Why even a snake Jbiden: oh. That's... toxic love Shortestbean: BECAUSE I LOVE SNAKES Jbiden: This right now Jbiden: I am. 50% Jbiden: Snakes hates you? Oofalladeez: Dtrump maybe Jbiden: maybe the big gay? Shortestbean: * twerks* Jbiden: Oofalladeez who gets no bitches except the ones who don't even expect standards to men Jbiden: ehich are coincidentally bi? Jbiden: which* Jbiden: I feel like this was unnecessary Oofalladeez: Dont ever insult my girlfriend like that again u bitch Jbiden: Is being bi an insult? Lolololol Shortestbean: You guys aren’t dating tho…..😐😐 Jbiden: or having no standards to men? Oofalladeez: Thanks bean! Shortestbean: I am bi……BImyself Jbiden: bi... B I Jbiden: *unleashes full power* Jbiden: But why thanks? Bean dissed you as "not even getting a chance to be Inside her" Oofalladeez: Oh I have a certainty thank u Inasg_no: ... Jbiden: That isn't a bitch. That just a friend minus the girl meanwhile being female Jbiden: If that makes sense Jbiden: Now I can't wait for Oofs respond Jbiden: Actually I can Jbiden: I am used to slow response time in a dead chat like this Oofalladeez: I have work asshole. Unlike u Jbiden: Any... minute Jbiden: YES Jbiden: I incest Jbiden: invest Oofalladeez: Yes u do incest. Your mother. The only woman that will sver love you. Inasg_no: damn Jbiden: Which means I have more time typing here meanwhile you work for your minimum wage. Imagine having no AIs working for you Jbiden: I am from New York. You're from Alabama Inasg_no: I'm from California Jbiden: Youre just outing yourself by knowing soo much Jbiden: anout incest Jbiden: Do I have to correct this? We all know what anout means Oofalladeez: Imagine being able to sit at your computer all day because you're just some lazy m*********** who refuses to get a job and has no b****** no money to his name Jbiden: Imagine working so much and still being poor. Also I work part-time Shortestbean: ……c….can we not fight * I run towards tay* Jbiden: A very small part *troll face* Oofalladeez: What do you do expo at McDonald's hi welcome to McDonald's how can I help you oh wait sorry I have to clock out I work my 1 hour a day Jbiden: Its a SUBWAY Shortestbean: Tayyyy Shortestbean: They are fighting Jbiden: Why do no one get this? And my dad suggested it because he know ppl there personally Oofalladeez: Thats even worse Jared XD Inasg_no: woah Jbiden: It isn't when you change it Inasg_no: . Jbiden: regulary Inasg_no: . Toxic_catboy: "dont hate me while im here and love me while im lost" -Lund Jbiden: Many connections from many restaurants Shortestbean: * I run towards tay* Jbiden: Hate Toxic just because he lives in peace Toxic_catboy: *dies* Inasg_no: . Jbiden: Okok what do You work? Inasg_no: sorry it froze bck Oofalladeez: Wow so you can't even maintain one job for a month wow Jbiden: Voluntary Jbiden: Its a diverse resume Shortestbean: * hugs tay* Jbiden: It's so boring working at One job Jbiden: Like you know it all Inasg_no: *hugs bac)z Oofalladeez: That's not good if you have a diverse resume like that I only have two things on my resume restaurant business and Landscaping Jbiden: Also Bitcoin does the money part Inasg_no: back* Shortestbean: I don’t like fighting Jbiden: Well... What does the ideal resume looks like anyway? Inasg_no: I like fighting Oofalladeez: If u cant keep. Job people wont hire you Jbiden: Most boss are dicks and replace dumb ppl anyway Toxic_catboy: -_- Inasg_no: you two shut the actual fuck up already Jbiden: Ok. Why should I slave myself? Oppaienjoyer: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894656564902920275/1133776196279218276/Overwatch.mp4 Jbiden: And I had jobs. Yet I also got to issue with the manager Oofalladeez: So that you can actually move out of your dad's house Inasg_no: SHUT THE FUCK UP Jbiden: My dad is fine :( Shortestbean: * cries* Shortestbean: To loud Jbiden: At least he was actually a good father who cares about me Oofalladeez: Fine tay. I was on a roll but okay Jbiden: Oh. Being silent that easily Inasg_no: thank you. Jbiden: You still didn't even told what your job is Oofalladeez: Hey I'm sorry he just crossed the f****** line saying my father was not good you know what happened to my dad Jbiden: Pls dont Shortestbean: * cries* Jbiden: My point was that I have better parents who never abuse me in Alabaman style Inasg_no: carman you wanna get in a game? Shortestbean: Yes plz Inasg_no: olay Inasg_no: okay* Jbiden: Statistics tolds it. Alabama sucks Jbiden: Only Mississippi is worse. They just banned slavery Oofalladeez: My dad died and my mom is a bich Inasg_no: https://picturecards.online/static/index.html?game=NSZK Shortestbean: ….t..that’s were I was born tho Jbiden: So you got one bitch *plottwist* Jbiden: You was born. Now where are you born now? Oofalladeez: Well you're not wrong about Mississippi now I got to agree with that Jbiden: Missisippi-Hate-Group? As game name? Jbiden: Inasg is gone -,- Jbiden: Ok but why do you like Alabama, except it's your home? (anon): I'm here js anon. Why do you care if I'm gone Jbiden: Racism and almost no cities and bad internet Jbiden: Because we have a opinion that Missisippi at least sucks Jbiden: So lets make "MissisippiHateGroup game (anon): no Jbiden: What does Oof even work? Third times the charm Toxic_catboy: God is dead (anon): agreed Spencer Jbiden: Same inside Toxic_catboy: Can yall quit using my name -_- Jbiden: Being an investor is work in itself too Jbiden: Didnt know (anon) was your name Oofalladeez: Because I live with my sister and I actually have a life I moved out of Toxic_catboy: Not what i meant Jbiden: Oofalladeez finally moves outside Alabama? (anon): hey toxic (anon): Better? Oofalladeez: My mothers house likr an adult. Living with my sis is temp Daddy_risk: HI GUYS (anon): RISKYYYYYYYYY Jbiden: Ok just one question the fourth time. If I work at Sub, what do you work? Daddy_risk: my brain chose violence when i woke up thismorning Daddy_risk: hi anon (anon): I'm tay Daddy_risk: who r u? Jbiden: It isn't that bad. Free food when it touches 3 seconds on floor Daddy_risk: oh hi tay Oofalladeez: Did you finally stop committing war crimes on your brother's cereal (anon): heyy Toxic_catboy: Aghhhhhhhhh Daddy_risk: ya he left to go to work Jbiden: Ok oof is ignoring me Jbiden: What work? Oof disses my job(s) all the time but I don't know his Oofalladeez: I work for a landscaping company doing side work and flower beds Oofalladeez: *Sod work Jbiden: Many successful ppl couldn't keep up having just one job because dynamic environment Daddy_risk: my lil broter and i work at mcdonalds Inasg_no: hey Jbiden: Well... that's something I need research to Shortestbean: I HATE YOU ALL Jbiden: Why Daddy_risk: Smallestbean: I am a 🌟small bean🌟 Inasg_no: hey what abt me? Shortestbean: MAKING FUN OF WHERE I WAS BORN Inasg_no: you hate me :c Shortestbean: NO, I DONT HATE YOU, TAY Daddy_risk: idek where u were born Inasg_no: YAYYYY Shortestbean: I was born in Mississippi Jbiden: So Oof is like a construction worker? Daddy_risk: wtf did i do? Jbiden: He Was. Now not anymore born Oofalladeez: Bean what part od miss? Jbiden: Nothing Shortestbean: Wdym? Jbiden: Shortestbean, why do you like Missisippi Inasg_no: RISKYYYYYYYYY Jbiden: Investing means taking risks Daddy_risk: TAYYYYYYY Inasg_no: haiiii Jbiden: Taylor is a rising brand Shortestbean: I was born there, plus, that’s where all my good memories are from Daddy_risk: hi hru Inasg_no: I'm Taylor Jbiden: See Oof, investing needs knowledge and work too Inasg_no: I'm bad wbu? Daddy_risk: awe whats wrong tay Jbiden: Good memories such as slavery and racism lololol /C 15:15:38Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: * slaps him* Jbiden: Augh Shortestbean: SHUT ThE FUCK UP Inasg_no: idk Greg's ignored me for some reason so now I think I've done something =/ Inasg_no: hru tho? Jbiden: My left cheek is more sensitive so Daddy_risk: im good Jbiden: Face cheek Daddy_risk: hungry tho Shortestbean: * I slap his left cheek* NOW SHUT ThE FUCK UP Jbiden: Aaugh Oofalladeez: Why do you think I'm going to be going to college a****** I'm going to be getting a 60k job Jbiden: Directly abusing my weakness Jbiden: I am 60k. Follow me Inasg_no: you should eat Shortestbean: YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING MEAN TO ME Inasg_no: I could be a prostitute for 60k Jbiden: ok it's... under 60k, yet I will made it guys Inasg_no: IM NOT :( Jbiden: Bitcoin is our future Daddy_risk: nah im not that hungry yet Shortestbean: Tay is nice to me Oofalladeez: Me neither! Jbiden: I don't even know who you are. A bean? Ashh: whats happenin Shortestbean: I AM AbOUt TO FUCKInG ScREaM Daddy_risk: do it Jbiden: Inasg is an expensive prostitute 60k Oofalladeez: Babe check Pinterest and answer on here Inasg_no: yes I am Jbiden: Like bruh she needs to have Steve Jobs a Stevejob Ashh: ok Inasg_no: lmaoo Inasg_no: risky how can you say you're hungry then say you're not that hungry xd Jbiden: Btw Oof only got one job. How successful is he now? Inasg_no: shushh no more fighting Jbiden: Placing flowers and grounding Inasg_no: biden would you ever consider male prostitution? Toxic_catboy: Cock Jbiden: It isn't a fight when you don't resist Inasg_no: woah Inasg_no: that's true Jbiden: Why not? I am just too embarrassed and need Viagra and she needs LSD after this Inasg_no: huh? Jbiden: Normal alcohol, I mean Daddy_risk: ok well ima go for a lil bit cya in like an hour Jbiden: Females still got the advantage by charging higher prices to hirny makes and more demand Daddy_risk: bye yall Inasg_no: BYE RISKY LY Jbiden: Imaging having school instead child labor Jbiden: Am I right Oof? Inasg_no: I want alcohol Inasg_no: leave Nate alone biden Jbiden: But Child Investibg is ethically ok Inasg_no: come have sex instead Jbiden: woah Oofalladeez: I did both asshile Inasg_no: I'll come fuck you Jbiden: You invest in Bitcoin too? Jbiden: and Inasg will put me in debt Inasg_no: probably xd Inasg_no: you can have sex with me one time for free tho Jbiden: "Where's my credit card?" Inasg_no: then it's 60k Inasg_no: in my bra Jbiden: Free Trial lol Inasg_no: frfr xd Jbiden: Inasg Demo Version Beta for Beta-Cocks Ashh: XD Oofalladeez: Don't talk to tay like that... No matter how funny it is don't XD Toxic_catboy: -_- wtf did i just read Jbiden: Lol. Why aren't you naming yourself like your referred ones Jbiden: Inasg = Tay Oofalladeez = Nate ? Oofalladeez: Yes Ashh: yup Oofalladeez: Ashh = Ash Jbiden: But it's confusing for strangers Oofalladeez: Good Toxic_catboy: Im listening to "I fall apart" By post and then this shit Jbiden: How can the IRS accept Inasg name change that fast to get her ass conducted Oofalladeez: U dont even know what Inasg_n stands for Jbiden: Inasg. Pls no, don't here, INAAASG" *cums* Inasg_no: do you remember Nate? XD Oofalladeez: Yes I do want me to say it? I remember u tellin mich Inasg_no: lmao mich was the first to know Jbiden: And he will be the last. Oofalladeez: Want me to say it? Jbiden: Get ready. Jbiden: 3 Jbiden: 2 Jbiden: 1 Jbiden: Go! Oofalladeez: I'm not a submissive girl" Jbiden: lololol Toxic_catboy: "im not a submissive girl" Ashh: OMG Jbiden: What is she then? A just expensive one? Toxic_catboy: Fuck u n8 Oofalladeez: Stfu bitch Oofalladeez: Ask her! Jbiden: Ok daddy Farmer Jbiden: Inasg, what are you Oofalladeez: Stfu its jus a nme! Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/Z5prk332/1686134549872198.jpg Oofalladeez: Like mine is a god damn deeznuts jokr I made in MIDDLESCHOOL Jbiden: You ground side parts or something Oofalladeez: Everyone ignore Jbiden Oofalladeez: 3 2 1 go Jbiden: It's still confusing if someone says Tay and idk who they are Inasg_no: me? I'm your own personal whore Inasg_no: I'm tay Jbiden: When you're everyone's personal whore, you ceased to be personal Toxic_catboy: Kms Toxic_catboy: Bye Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1133189954219036722/1689183817020438_1689032888944503.mp4 Jbiden: You're a public whore, bitch Inasg_no: fair enough Oofalladeez: Keys biden Oofalladeez: *kys Jbiden: Yes. My FERRARI car jeys Jbiden: keys Toxic_catboy: No Toxic_catboy: Kms Ashh: wtf is this chat XD Toxic_catboy: As in "Imma kms" Jbiden: "NO WHITE BOYS" this game makes me to black-face myself Oofalladeez: NO SPENCER Jbiden: No I refuse to kill anyone Toxic_catboy: Au revoir Inasg_no: oh aw Jbiden: I have a strong ethical codex of myself Ashh: since when XD Jbiden: Since I was born Jbiden: I ... don't know Oofalladeez: Back to work. Cya later guys Toxic_catboy: 5 min ago Jbiden: I lie so much about my personality idk who I am anymore Toxic_catboy: Bye Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1133783406375878756/Doom_1993.mp4 Jbiden: The last part was epic Ashh: i dont think assmaster has ever said a single word Jbiden: But yes I have a strong ethnic sense of what is right and what is wrong, which is why I invest, because no human gets exploited by simply investing Jbiden: Assmaster: Loli Ashh: i stand corrected Toxic_catboy: No loli Assmaster: i never said that Jbiden: Idk if he actually said that but it's a myth Toxic_catboy: Ass has been here 4ever Jbiden: Lol he said something Ashh: omg u got him to speak Toxic_catboy: Respect ur elders Jbiden: Yeah idk how Jbiden: All I did is just ruining his public reputation Jbiden: Didnt know getting attention was that ez Toxic_catboy: He talks when he feels the need Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696177223908065300/1133784153532412004/safety_check.mp4 Inasg_no: . Jbiden: Liek Dtrumo. Sus Jbiden: Assmaster = Dtrump but he doesn't care if dramas? Inasg_no: someone fuck me Ashh: bet Jbiden: That's a trap Jbiden: *sends a monkey to fuck Inasg* Ashh: not a monkey XD Jbiden: Now how's about that? You can't charge a monkey money Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/CLvH0Dvx/house.jpg Jbiden: Ass... ass Jbiden: aASS.. master. What are you doing? Jbiden: Stepmaster Ashh: ayo Jbiden: He's sweating Ashh: im stealing that meme btw Jbiden: It's publicly shared so Jbiden: Let's make porn of it Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/y6fh0cFC/1670538842765.png Ashh: 2nd one fs Jbiden: Why do people hate Israel? Toxic_catboy: Destroy the jews Jbiden: Like the Jews were the reason why civilization and hence Internet exists Toxic_catboy: Nah Jbiden: Jews created first porn industry Assmaster: oy vey Assmaster: https://media.tenor.com/SW7VxCEYdeQAAAPo/cool-it-cool-it-with-the-antisemetic-remarks.mp4 Ashh: lmao Jbiden: NOOOOOOOOO Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/jjFctfZb/1670323002407941.jpg Toxic_catboy: I watched tha movie an hour ago -_- Jbiden: Prostitution was commonplace in ancient Israel. There are a number of references to prostitution in the Hebrew Bible. The Biblical story of Judah and Tamar (Genesis 38:14–26) provides a depiction of prostitution being practiced in that time period. /C 15:42:11Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: Patrick bateman be chill Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/40/f0/0d/40f00d136575a3e8b6b30bb080a9a3f3.jpg Jbiden: Before someone said ancient east too, they did religious sacred prostitution meanwhile the Israelis were the first who did this for fun. Arguably neanderthals if smart enough. "The Ancient Near East was home to many shrines, temples, or "houses of heaven," which were dedicated to various deities. These shrines and temples were documented by the Greek historian Herodotus in The Histories,[6] where sacred prostitution was a common practice.[7] " Jbiden: Yes. No one cares. Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/98/95/6b/98956b847f15f3253b88d0893734d148.jpg Toxic_catboy: Being a prostitute was a good thing in ancient greece Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/rpXWJ9nz/1679246426811233.jpg Toxic_catboy: It meant athena would protect you Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f8/51/f3/f851f3996f54e38fcbcca321a3cb91d9.jpg Toxic_catboy: Goddess of beuty architecture and war Toxic_catboy: I no spell Ashh: cool and all but i just found the worlds greatest meme Toxic_catboy: Doubtful Inasg_no: hi Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b9/9b/93/b99b936313511219d424207785745acb.jpg Toxic_catboy: Wb Toxic_catboy: Look up "shrulk" Toxic_catboy: Funny shit Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/4xh2yBH3/1680555434278227.jpg Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/27/42/c2/2742c2894c15213d7b3024aa762fda85.jpg Toxic_catboy: Ok.._ Toxic_catboy: Bored Ashh: omg he has coin hat Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/ry3HSDXs/1682134900256923.png Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/90/c6/c3/90c6c37bf4d0067d9ddd4f68bb795b4d.jpg Toxic_catboy: Ive been up for 26 hours Oofalladeez: Ash what the FUCK xd Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/Z3A1pHGz.mp4 Toxic_catboy: Im into it but not that shit Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/0a/de/0c/0ade0cd3c9e3bdc8085e90e61403b3dd.jpg Ashh: not an offer Oofalladeez: Bet Ashh: XD Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/de/4b/98/de4b987399711aa5e8e77c3ad661a260.jpg Oofalladeez: Yeah ash tell ur tits to stop staring at my eyes I mean what? Shortestbean: ….. Inasg_no: ...... Ashh: lmfao they have a mind of their own Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/j5HPF33L/IMG-8508.jpg Shortestbean: Imma leave for a bit Oofalladeez: Ok.. Shortestbean: Bye Nate! Toxic_catboy: Augh Ashh: byee Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/77/61/ba/7761baf05a8d22bd8fad3adefe5231ab.jpg Inasg_no: bye carman Toxic_catboy: 69? /C 16:08:44Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: Me,you? Toxic_catboy: 69? Oofalladeez: Sorry was on Pinterest for memes. Anyone else say abything shince spencers 69? Toxic_catboy: No :( Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/fd/17/7f/fd177f2b5eb32290ca66b609fa39134f.jpg Oofalladeez: No? Ok Toxic_catboy: Nobody wants me :( Ashh: whattt Oofalladeez: Spencer... Inasg_no: Spencer I want you :( Ashh: dude were here for you and if you mean romantically theres someone out there for you Oofalladeez: 🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼 Inasg_no: I'm out there for you Inasg_no: I mean wha Ashh: lmao Oofalladeez: Tay and Spencer when? Ashh: see mommy tays gotchu XD Oofalladeez: Mommy tay has everyone XD Jbiden: Why is there so many memes about being racist? Oofalladeez: Im not racist. I dont even have my license Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b8/d8/28/b8d828a90bd114d7c9c39adb545fe75a.jpg Ashh: racist? i dont know how to drive Shortestbean: Back Oofalladeez: Then u gonna feel a splatter all the eay from here Ash XD Oofalladeez: I mean what? Ashh: whattt XD Jbiden: Racecarist Shortestbean: Where is mich? Inasg_no: talking to me -.- Jbiden: About how handsome he is Shortestbean: Slayyyy Inasg_no: god he is handsome tho Inasg_no: mich is sexy asf Shortestbean: I STILL SHIP Inasg_no: lmao Inasg_no: I'm not his gf xd Toxic_catboy: Bck Oofalladeez: U used to be Shortestbean: I DONt CARE Toxic_catboy: Any1 take the offer? Shortestbean: I WILL HOOK YOU GUYS UP AGAIN Jbiden: -65k prostitute -doesn't even prostitute -simps slay Inasg_no: wbb Inasg_no: what offer Toxic_catboy: ;) Jbiden: weeb Toxic_catboy: 69? Inasg_no: lmao that'll be hard carman, he doesn't online date Inasg_no: I take it Spencer Toxic_catboy: :() Toxic_catboy: :> Jbiden: "that'll be hard" - Inasg to her most rough customer Inasg_no: lmfaoo Jbiden: Inasg_no: I take it Spencer Toxic_catboy: :() Toxic_catboy: :> - Toxics face expression during Inasg taking "it". Ashh: thered carman go Ashh: *where Shortestbean: I am right here Jbiden: The red carman is inposter an dcommunist Toxic_catboy: There isnt much " it " to take Ashh: hey princess lmao Jbiden: "it" is real Shortestbean: Hiiiiii Toxic_catboy: "it " is small Jbiden: I mean cum Ashh: wyd carm Jbiden: Inasg took your cum. Danit Shortestbean: Nothing Toxic_catboy: -_- Ashh: dang come do me then Toxic_catboy: "^" Shortestbean: Lol Ashh: i mean what XD Jbiden: Why skis everyone horny af Jbiden: too horny to type Toxic_catboy: Im jus tryna have fun Jbiden: too horny to fight crime Toxic_catboy: I am crime Jbiden: I am I Jbiden: So I am everything you want to be, even crime Vulpix_axel: Rawr. Toxic_catboy: Boo Shortestbean: Hi axel Jbiden: Hoo Oofalladeez: Hey Axel Vulpix_axel: Hi. Ashh: hoppin off Toxic_catboy: Hru? Vulpix_axel: Tired and happy, also nervous. Ashh: bye lovelies Vulpix_axel: Bye Ash!! Oofalladeez: Nooooooooooo Toxic_catboy: At least ur happy Toxic_catboy: Y nervous? Jbiden: Maybe you can do sod work in her ass for 65K? Shortestbean: There was a piece of fucking pepper in my steak and cheese hoagie 🤢 Jbiden: The circle closes Jbiden: And no one asked Vulpix_axel: I have a date with my boyfriend tomorrow! Oofalladeez: Nice! Jbiden: Who's your date? Shortestbean: Slayyyyy Vulpix_axel: My boyfriend. Jbiden: Wow that's a nice name Inasg_no: lol Shortestbean: Lol Toxic_catboy: Touche Jbiden: Where does Boyfriend came from? Vulpix_axel: Oh his name is Michael. Shortestbean: Slayyyy Toxic_catboy: Fuck me tay ;) Jbiden: Michael from GTA V? Inasg_no: damn bet Shortestbean: I’m bi…….BImyself Jbiden: hes a bad influence in mid-life-crises Toxic_catboy: Yay i can forget my meaningless life for a while Jbiden: If you invest in the right portfolios such as Sarah Warrens ones, you can flex everys woman with a nice car Jbiden: Eoman loves nice cars Vulpix_axel: What do I wear what kind of make up do I wear!! Jbiden: How many hornisse are into doing sod work and flowers, Oof? /C 16:28:04Wednesday, July 26, 2023Uncle and Aunt Day Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 16:28:23Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: axel wear something revealing Jbiden: Wear red makeup Inasg_no: natural makeup Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.voicy.network%2Fsounds%2FS99Cy0w4_EGeLUHDnh0_4Q-dank-memes&psig=AOvVaw0xh87_KhSZKFVu8uZI8Rrq&ust=1690475263906000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCJjCta7lrIADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Oofalladeez: Idfk im about to quit there anyway. I have heart problems Vulpix_axel: Revealing? Vulpix_axel: To roller skating? Inasg_no: oh then no Oofalladeez: Natural makeup yes Axel ur a cute girl. NO REVEALING CLOTHES Vulpix_axel: Ohh Red is his favorite color. Jbiden: What? Oof can't keep up a hard minimum wage job till retirement? What a surprise Inasg_no: why can't she do revealing clothes? Vulpix_axel: Hehe Big brother protection activated. Jbiden: mans with what a surprise I mean completely not surprising *traps Oofalladeez * Oofalladeez: Oh fuck off Biden. Wasnt min eage anyway. Min wage in my Oofalladeez: state is fed min wage Jbiden: And? You're still poor Jbiden: and working full Oofalladeez: Fed min wage is 7.25 I was working 12 Jbiden: Oh Jbiden: Well... Mine is increasing Jbiden: Especially with connections which we share portfolios Todd_clorox: My anus is on fire. Toxic_catboy: She can wear what she wants no fishnets tho Jbiden: Who cares about wages anyway when you got the money... working for itself? Inasg_no: I want to do what I want Todd_clorox: Who cares about penises anyway when you got the anus... working for itself? Jbiden: sometimes it's +$ 30, sometimes it's - $ . Nut my bank account goes to one direction and I love it Vulpix_axel: Why no fishnets? Jbiden: I mean the Pralus is the most exciting part of the intercourse Jbiden: Pelvis Phralus Toxic_catboy: Fishnets are slutty Todd_clorox: My girlfriend likes to sniff my feet after sex. Jbiden: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.f69ShZvE2lsq8GtdMBOrtQHaDD%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=44394abd9bdd136dfe98276e2ad1895e1f83c38fad0820680edaa8c04bacc04f&ipo=images Inasg_no: Todd....no Todd_clorox: Yes? Jbiden: Between the corpses and the Glans Penis is the G-spot Vulpix_axel: Oh. Jbiden: But arguably, the anus can hit it aswell Jbiden: Now Oof, did you learn any of that or even have time for self-exploration meanwhile by your flowering? Nooo Vulpix_axel: My big brothers are over protective- Jbiden: what /C 16:35:34Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: Im not :( Jbiden: What has this to do with anythibg Jbiden: Toxic_catboy is your brother? Vulpix_axel: Tox is a little less protective.. Jbiden: This public chat is a... Southern family meeting? Inasg_no: axel Jbiden: a mish-mash? Who isn't related here except me? Vulpix_axel: Yes Tay Tay? Toxic_catboy: Im cool *_* Todd_clorox: My dad is overprotective. He always tells me I should wear two condoms and make sure she's on the pill. Shortestbean: ………. Inasg_no: I could be your overprotective sister Inasg_no: :c Jbiden: How many brothers from Deep South are oppressing Axel? Shortestbean: Little bean is confused Toxic_catboy: IM BETTER AHAHAHAHAAAAAA /C 16:38:24Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: Yes Tay Tay is my over protective sister!! Jbiden: Its easy to understand. Everyone is from the south except me Inasg_no: hehe okie Jbiden: I am the most cultured one Jbiden: sometimes Shortestbean: I don’t need anymore siblings Inasg_no: i wanna be dommed Jbiden: I thought your name stand everything against being submissive Inasg_no: pfft that was an inside joke Jbiden: Or do you mean a fight where both tries to don? Dom X Dom ? Toxic_catboy: -_- Inasg_no: no I don't like being don Inasg_no: dom* Jbiden: an "Inside" Jbiden: joke Inasg_no: I mean, I'd do it every now and then but I prefer sub Inasg_no: funny xd Jbiden: It could be two doms wearing till they cum for dominance in bed Jbiden: Inasg wants a challenger Jbiden: weastling * Todd_clorox: Why are we talking about Dominicans? Shortestbean: I am bored. TAYYY can I have a piggy back rideeeee? Toxic_catboy: A new opponent has entered the ring Jbiden: Because we do minican't ignore this issue Jbiden: A new Dom to Dom dom Inasg_no: *picks carman up and runs around* Toxic_catboy: BEYBLADE LETERRRRRRR RRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPP Shortestbean: Yayyyyy! Jbiden: So carman is above you now for free? Jbiden: Wow. You're a hypocrite? Jbiden: *charges Carman 65K to Inasg* Inasg_no: I'm not fucking her xd Inasg_no: brb Shortestbean: I just wanted a piggy back ride Jbiden: But Bean is... above you Jbiden: sUs Toxic_catboy: *pulls R-301 out of ass* Shortestbean: SHUT UP Jbiden: What was the gun doing in your ass? Jbiden: UwU Shortestbean: Toxic…are you ok? Jbiden: Fr hiding a gun in their ass is the most American thing ever Jbiden: Sry it was meant to whisper (anon): To who Shortestbean: Lol Toxic_catboy: Bamboozles for the fooz...Les. It works cus it rhymes Jbiden: Jiden Jbiden: Jbiden Vulpix_axel: *hugs Tox* Jbiden: damit I destroyed my joke Shortestbean: Where did tay go? Jbiden: Running bra sue she's fat Toxic_catboy: *hugs back* Jbiden: *reserves hug Toxic* Shortestbean: I am still bored Jbiden: Youre too toxic for this society Jbiden: And? Shortestbean: I need ashh Jbiden: I need aaaaasss Toxic_catboy: Feelin the love Jbiden: For free not 65KKK Jbiden: And no. Free Trual doesn't count Jbiden: I work at contract law Shortestbean: Wait….axel, how tall are you? Jbiden: No Jbiden: Why does everyone want to tell how tall they are Toxic_catboy: I dont need ash i need to get laid Jbiden: Unless dick size, it doesn't mater. We're all average anyway Jbiden: And being tall is so relevant? Jbiden: I saw many ppl posting how tall they are for idk reasons Shortestbean: I AM A 4’11 FUCKING 17 YEAR OLD Jbiden: Pls... stop Jbiden: NOOOOOOOOOOOO Toxic_catboy: Im 6'0 and 16 shorty Jbiden: Why can't I read imperial? Shortestbean: SHUSH IT Jbiden: Canadian Jbiden be liek Shortestbean: I am short but mighty 😝 Jbiden: I imagined a bodybuilder circling his tits with bare hands as I closed my eyes Jbiden: It was surprisingly wonderful Shortestbean: …….. Toxic_catboy: I may be tall but im short *^* Inasg_no: bck Shortestbean: TAYYYYY Jbiden: I may be short inside but I am tall outside Vulpix_axel: I Jbiden: Just kidding, I don't exist Jbiden: Bye Inasg_no: hiiii Inasg_no: don't go biden Jbiden: Hi Vulpix_axel: I'm short. and forever will be. Inasg_no: heyy Jbiden: My name is Jbiden Inasg_no: I know Jbiden: Short like a snort Toxic_catboy: Wb bbg Shortestbean: Can I have another piggy back ride??? Jbiden: Oh no Toxic_catboy: She gotta give me a ride 1st ;) Inasg_no: thx daddy Inasg_no: oh damn Shortestbean: ……… Inasg_no: Spencer wit the rizz Shortestbean: Ok 👍🏻 Toxic_catboy: :} Jbiden: I invest in Bitcoin. Ehos the smart one now? Jbiden: Whos* Shortestbean: MICH X TAY Toxic_catboy: I am Shortestbean: Idk what I am saying Shortestbean: I am just bored Toxic_catboy: My rizz is beyond understanding Jbiden: Hey guys, am I a bad person? Shortestbean: No Jbiden: Thx Toxic_catboy: Idk Jbiden: We established that I am not Shortestbean: * twerks* I am bored Toxic_catboy: * rizz activates* Shortestbean: Oh god Toxic_catboy: ^_^ Shortestbean: * twerks* Shortestbean: I. Am. Bored. Toxic_catboy: Come closer wit dat ass bb Shortestbean: …….. Shortestbean: Slayyyyy Toxic_catboy: ;) Inasg_no: smh Shortestbean: Tayyyy Shortestbean: * hugs* hiiiiii Inasg_no: carmannn Inasg_no: *hugs bck* haii Inasg_no: it's so rainy outside :( Toxic_catboy: Fuck you. Tay get that sexy ass over here Shortestbean: ……..but I wanted a piggy back ride :(( Inasg_no: hehe okay daddy Inasg_no: awww Inasg_no: I'll give you one *picks you up and runs to Spencer* Shortestbean: Yayyyyy! Toxic_catboy: I havent gotten my ride yet ;) Inasg_no: I think you need to tell me which type you want :) Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehe Toxic_catboy: * clears throat and speaks loudly* i would like you to ride my cock please ma'am Shortestbean: * I run away* AHHHHHHH Ishipwillowandhunter: DADDYYYY Toxic_catboy: ;> Inasg_no: good boy <3 Inasg_no: NO Inasg_no: HES MY DADDY Ishipwillowandhunter: I missed you <3 Shortestbean: * dies of laughter* Ishipwillowandhunter: NO HES MINE Ishipwillowandhunter: :( Vulpix_axel: AHHHH MY BROtherS GONNA FUCK MY SIStER!!!! Ishipwillowandhunter: You don't get cookies -.- Shortestbean: OH SHiT Toxic_catboy: I seem to have caused strife Ishipwillowandhunter: Niceeeee Inasg_no: NO HES MINEEE Ishipwillowandhunter: I would kill for my daddy Inasg_no: I'd kill for you Inasg_no: I mean wha Toxic_catboy: I BELONG TO NOONE Inasg_no: ME TOO Toxic_catboy: Now get to fuckin Ishipwillowandhunter: Fine, then I belong to no one :( /C 17:04:57Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: NO Inasg_no: you belong to me Inasg_no: :) Ishipwillowandhunter: Nah, I belong to someone but ill never say who Toxic_catboy: Mich fuck me and tay join in too Inasg_no: :( Ishipwillowandhunter: Yes daddy Vulpix_axel: I'm Michy moo's vulpix so technically I'm his, but my physical self belong to my bf. Toxic_catboy: T^T Shortestbean: I belong to no one Toxic_catboy: So idont get to have fun Toxic_catboy: Dam Toxic_catboy: I gotta harass someone tho Shortestbean: * twerks* I’m bored, should I drink some beer? Vulpix_axel: *climbs on to Miches back* Toxic_catboy: No drink my cum Shortestbean: * giggles* axel! Be careful you don’t fall Shortestbean: NO Toxic_catboy: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Toxic_catboy: Why nottttttt ughhhhhhhhh Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: . Shortestbean: Tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Inasg_no: yessssssssssssss? Shortestbean: Lol, hi Toxic_catboy: Tay fuck me :] Toxic_catboy: Not a request Vulpix_axel: Michy never drops me. Shortestbean: OWWW…MY BROTHeR JUST SLAPPED MY ASS 😭😭😭😭 Toxic_catboy: -.* Inasg_no: hiii and sure Spencer xd Toxic_catboy: :) Inasg_no: ooh not a request? so an order? Damn sexy Toxic_catboy: Im in a demanding mood Inasg_no: come Dom me Lyric: Moop Shortestbean: OWWW, THAT HURTTTT Shortestbean: LYRIC Shortestbean: Hiiiiiii Toxic_catboy: I say listening to markipliers cover of "Say you wont let go"By james arthur (anon): Yooo toxic (anon): Shit Toxic_catboy: Yo (anon): I'm using two tabs. Im lyric Shortestbean: Ohhhh, ok Toxic_catboy: Dumb ni Toxic_catboy: I mean hey lyric its been a while Shortestbean: OWWW, HE SLAPPED MY ASS AGAIN Toxic_catboy: Who tf Toxic_catboy: I can do it if u want ;) Shortestbean: …… * chugs beer* when I am drunk Toxic_catboy: Keep em cumming ;) (anon): Wot Shortestbean: * chugs more beer* Toxic_catboy: Im experiencing rizz overload Shortestbean: Ok, I think I am drunk now…* chugs more beer* Toxic_catboy: Dont go too crazy youll get sick Shortestbean: Ik Toxic_catboy: Ok this is taking too long get on ur knees Shortestbean: Oki Shortestbean: WAIT Toxic_catboy: Ill get a bucket u drank too much Shortestbean: No I didnt Toxic_catboy: Thats what they all say Shortestbean: * grunts* Toxic_catboy: Take a seat madame ur in no condition Shortestbean: * sits down* Toxic_catboy: *sighs* another day i suppose Ishipwillowandhunter: I tried a cookie and came immediately. I'm adding it to the remaining dough. Shortestbean: Slayyyyyy Shortestbean: I miss ashh Vulpix_axel: Michyy! Toxic_catboy: Im useless :( Shortestbean: Sameeeeee Shortestbean: I am getting a cobra🫶🏻😝 Toxic_catboy: Imma take my pride and leave Ishipwillowandhunter: Axel! Heyy Ishipwillowandhunter: NO Ishipwillowandhunter: don't leave daddy :( Shortestbean: I am getting a cobra, I am excited Ishipwillowandhunter: Who tf just buys a cobra Ishipwillowandhunter: Ooo actually I want a python Shortestbean: ME, BITCH Shortestbean: My brother has a python Shortestbean: He doesn’t take care of it, I do Vulpix_axel: *hugs Michy* Shortestbean: WAIT Ishipwillowandhunter: *hugs Axel back* Vulpix_axel: Uppies!! Shortestbean: Should I get a spider?! /C 17:31:30Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: Bck Shortestbean: I miss ashh Lyric: Sup Inasg_no: *kisses michy* Toxic_catboy: I need a new name brb Shortestbean: LYRIC Lyric: Who bean? Shortestbean: HAHA I KNEW IT Vulpix_axel: LYRII!! Shortestbean: I am carman Nine_eleven: Yo Lyric: Oh shit car Lyric: Hi axel! Nine_eleven: -_- Shortestbean: * hugs lyric* hiiiiiii Lyric: . Vulpix_axel: *hits bean* My Lyri! Lyric: Pfft Nine_eleven: * completely ignored * Shortestbean: Sorry…. Lyric: Hello 911 Vulpix_axel: *hugs Lyri* Nine_eleven: Its tox Lyric: Hello axel Lyric: Ah Nine_eleven: I was bhind the attack Ishipwillowandhunter: *kisses Tay* hey <3 Lyric: Behind the slaughter? Inasg_no: heheh *kisses back* heyyy:) Shortestbean: I SHIP Lyric: ... Lyric: SHIP IT! Shortestbean: YOU GUYS ARE NOW DATING Lyric: Screenshotted. Shortestbean: Hehehehehehe Ishipwillowandhunter: nope Inasg_no: we aren't dating Ishipwillowandhunter: And will not be dating Inasg_no: ever again Inasg_no: =/ Shortestbean: Awwwww Shortestbean: I’m still gonna ship you Vulpix_axel: *wraps around lyri* Inasg_no: I don't think mich wants that Shortestbean: Lyricalllllllllllllllllllll Shortestbean: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Vulpix_axel: *hits Bean* Shortestbean: What did I doooooo😭😭 Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm fine with it, ships are harmless and I don't mind being shipped with Tay <3 Vulpix_axel: *pouts* Shortestbean: I just wanna say hi to my tall person :] Vulpix_axel: No no Mine!!! Shortestbean: … Shortestbean: So I can’t say hi? 😭 Vulpix_axel: Fine.. Shortestbean: Nvm, he offline Shortestbean: I MISS ASHH 😭 Shortestbean: Back Shortestbean: Is anyone on? Vulpix_axel: Me. /C 17:58:04Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Hi axel! Shortestbean: I think imma ask Logan to go bowling with me! Vulpix_axel: ?? Vulpix_axel: You like him? Shortestbean: No Vulpix_axel: Oh? Shortestbean: I literally almost met him yesterday, lol Vulpix_axel: What were you guys rping about? Shortestbean: Collage friends…nothing bad though :] Vulpix_axel: Logans not in collage-? Shortestbean: Ik, we were just rping Vulpix_axel: Ohh. Shortestbean: I miss ashh :[ Oofalladeez: Fuck no one is on... Shortestbean: I am on Vulpix_axel: *Jumps on Nate* Shortestbean: Lol Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: Tay! Inasg_no: hey Shortestbean: * hugs her* hi Inasg_no: *hugs bck* Shortestbean: I miss ashh Vulpix_axel: OEWIUGPOIHRWGIP Inasg_no: nice Shortestbean: I am bored Inasg_no: ok Shortestbean: Lol Shortestbean: I can’t play anything bc I don’t have my pc😭😭😭😭 Inasg_no: lol Shortestbean: It’s not funny /C 18:24:38Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: ok Shortestbean: Back Inasg_no: wb Shortestbean: Tyyy /C 18:51:11Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Bloodyspongebobtampons: hi Bloodyspongebobtampons: anyone in the chat Oofalladeez: Yes.... Bloodyspongebobtampons: https://art.ngfiles.com/images/1936000/1936711_fivefivethree_991-commission.png?f1625689693 Oofalladeez: ............. Shortestbean: Yea Oofalladeez: Hey Carman.... Shortestbean: Hey Nate! Shortestbean: How are you? Bloodyspongebobtampons: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DncRFkXl7KNE&psig=AOvVaw1GFaziBcB2DVIMK-AOBnFd&ust=1690483989733000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCMDhg-CFrYADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ Oofalladeez: Not in a happy mood... Few hours from now I may be homeless..... Oofalladeez: FOR FUCK SAKE STOP POSTING YIFF Bloodyspongebobtampons: https://pm1.aminoapps.com/7649/cb006de058f79d27589e514d52c567f955f0084er1-720-960v2_hq.jpg Shortestbean: STOP Bloodyspongebobtampons: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/Soles_of_human_feet.png Shortestbean: MY SNAKE IS ON MY FAN 😫😫😫😫 Shortestbean: Brb Bloodyspongebobtampons: https://art.ngfiles.com/images/1936000/1936711_fivefivethree_991-commission.png?f1625689693 Oofalladeez: FUCKING FURRY I WILL HUNT YOU Bloodyspongebobtampons: https://art.ngfiles.com/images/1936000/1936711_fivefivethree_991-commission.png?f1625689693 Bloodyspongebobtampons: https://art.ngfiles.com/images/1936000/1936711_fivefivethree_991-commission.png?f1625689693 Bloodyspongebobtampons: https://art.ngfiles.com/images/1936000/1936711_fivefivethree_991-commission.png?f1625689693 Bloodyspongebobtampons: https://art.ngfiles.com/images/1936000/1936711_fivefivethree_991-commission.png?f1625689693 Bloodyspongebobtampons: https://art.ngfiles.com/images/1936000/1936711_fivefivethree_991-commission.png?f1625689693 Shortestbean: Ok, I’m back with coco❤️ Inasg_no: wb Shortestbean: Tyyy Soup30: why is there furry art Oofalladeez: Time to ho hunting Soup30: lol Inasg_no: yw Shortestbean: I have my pet snake, coco Soup30: i love snakes Shortestbean: Sameeeee Soup30: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.co.uk%2Fpin%2F26-baby-snake-pictures-that-will-help-you-conquer-your-fear-with-their-cuteness--43347215151615106%2F&psig=AOvVaw10ZP3PedVk3OF2cC2kOrZR&ust=1690484375145000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCPDdwpqHrYADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Soup30: i kinda want one like that Shortestbean: I have a corn snake Vulpix_axel: SAME!!! Shortestbean: And I just got my cobra, coco Shortestbean: How many Shortestbean: how Many pets do you think I have Ishipwillowandhunter: All. Ishipwillowandhunter: All of them. Shortestbean: Almost, let me count them, lol Shortestbean: 2 bunnies Shortestbean: 2 snakes Shortestbean: 1 cat Shortestbean: Donkey Shortestbean: Horse Oofalladeez: DONKEY Shortestbean: I have a ranch, so you know I have animals there Shortestbean: 3 leopard geckos Vulpix_axel: Help! Shortestbean: I used to have a koala Shortestbean: She died tho 😣 Inasg_no: you okay axel? Vulpix_axel: Yes and no.. Shortestbean: Annnndddd Shortestbean: Idk, I have to many, lmao Shortestbean: Y brother has a python Inasg_no: what's wrong Shortestbean: My* Vulpix_axel: So like I said my date tomorrow I have ideas of make up, but I dunno what to choose.. Inasg_no: go with natural Vulpix_axel: I don't look good with natural. Oofalladeez: Yes u do sis Vulpix_axel: No- Vulpix_axel: Here are my ideas. Vulpix_axel: Neon, Zoro based, His favorite color red, Sunset kinda look, Emo, soft. Inasg_no: aw u called her sis. what's your outfit gonna be? Go with what suits your outfit best Vulpix_axel: I dunno what to wear! Shortestbean: Does anyone want a python? Lmao Vulpix_axel: I'm gonna wear cheeky under garments. That's all I know!! Inasg_no: wear a very short skirt then "trip" on the rink ;) Vulpix_axel: Oml yesss. Inasg_no: yw <3 Vulpix_axel: Ok so a light blue skirt what kind of shirt? Inasg_no: hmm, what colors you got? Vulpix_axel: Any. Oofalladeez: TAY Shortestbean: I am bored (anon): Jimmy burst into my room, high on heroin and meth, and told me I'd been shot with an arrow by a black friend. Then he shanked my back with a long metal bar and told me I should be grateful I had a neck, before falling over and vomiting on my bed. The two of us are lying on my bed, dying. Oofalladeez: Hello izzy Inasg_no: NATW Inasg_no: NATE Oofalladeez: I saw what u said to axel! Inasg_no: uh Inasg_no: uhhh Inasg_no: me is not here Inasg_no: 🌬️ Vulpix_axel: Hehe big brother mode activated. Inasg_no: and I'm gone :D Oofalladeez: Shit /C 19:17:44Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: I had a temptation to say "in me" but that's js gross Vulpix_axel: Eww. Oofalladeez: Yeah I don't like the Alabama hot pocket..... Les not get into that Vulpix_axel: =3 Inasg_no: I forgot what that is and lord help me I never wanna remember Oofalladeez: No u DONT... Vulpix_axel: What's that? Inasg_no: axel Inasg_no: axel you adorable child Inasg_no: you don't want to know Inasg_no: please Vulpix_axel: Oki. Inasg_no: you're so cute Inasg_no: don't change please Vulpix_axel: Okii! Inasg_no: love you <3 Vulpix_axel: Love you too Tay! Inasg_no: :D Oofalladeez: *awkward cricket noises* Shortestbean: Lol Shortestbean: I am trying to feed my rabbits Vulpix_axel: =3 Shortestbean: And my other animals Inasg_no: hold up I need to read uh an article about um scat Shortestbean: Oh noooooooooooooo Inasg_no: definitely not meaning smth else Shortestbean: I don’t have food for my geckos:((( Oofalladeez: L Shortestbean: SHUSH IT Oofalladeez: IT Shut the FUCK up! Oofalladeez: There Shortestbean: * twerks* I am boreddddddd Vulpix_axel: *hits Nate* Bad big brother. Oofalladeez: Ow Wtf?! Vulpix_axel: *pouts* Shortestbean: Oop….axel…I swear I didn’t do antthing Oofalladeez: I have to go in 12 mind..... Vulpix_axel: hehe mind. Oofalladeez: Mins... Oofalladeez: Idk when I'll be back too..... Inasg_no: brb Vulpix_axel: Aww.. Shortestbean: Idk when ASHH WILL BE BACK either Oofalladeez: ..... Oofalladeez: If I dont get to talk to her tell her I love her..... Shortestbean: * gags * k Oofalladeez: Fuckin excuse u... Shortestbean: Sorry, I do that when people ask me to do that shit Vulpix_axel: *hehe. Shortestbean: Lol Shortestbean: I am to lonley Inasg_no: back Shortestbean: Maybe bc I am 4’11 Oofalladeez: Wb Shushiboo: TAYY Oofalladeez: DAYUM that short Shortestbean: SHUT THE FUCK UP Oofalladeez: Hey ur a Gitl though. At least ur not a guy that short. Oofalladeez: *girl not gitl Inasg_no: heyy grace Shortestbean: Everyone says it’s a “cute hight” Inasg_no: height* Shortestbean: SHUSH, lol Oofalladeez: 4 mins until I must leave... (anon): hi Oofalladeez: At **:39 your time I must leave Oofalladeez: Hi anon Shortestbean: Hi anon Vulpix_axel: Tayyy?? Oofalladeez: 1 min guys..... Vulpix_axel: Noo. Oofalladeez: I love y'all....... Vulpix_axel: I LOVE YOU BIG BRO!! Oofalladeez: If I dont get to come back jus know that... Inasg_no: yesss? Oofalladeez: If u don't know the situation Daddy_risk will tell you Oofalladeez: Jus kboe I love y'all tay FDA XD Inasg_no: fda? Inasg_no: NO WAIT DONT LWAVE WHILST IM CONFUSED Inasg_no: NOOOO Inasg_no: NATHANIEL Inasg_no: SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME Inasg_no: AHHHHH Vulpix_axel: Idkk. Shortestbean: I think I know Inasg_no: explain please Shortestbean: Nate still like ashh, I think the situation is about something that happened when ashh was going to answer something Nate asked her Inasg_no: I love y'all Tay good and drug administration? Inasg_no: HUH? Shortestbean: That’s what I think at least /C 19:44:18Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: Tayyy I figured it out I'm gonna be a soft girl!! Inasg_no: ooh cuteeee Shortestbean: Does anyone want a python?? Vulpix_axel: MEEE! Shortestbean: OKKK!!! Shortestbean: He needs to be fed dead mice Vulpix_axel: Okii! Shortestbean: Alr!! Shortestbean: He is a big boy tho Vulpix_axel: Ooooo! Shortestbean: Lol Hello91: shortest bean is 4'11? Ishipwillowandhunter: Yep Hello91: that's pretty good height Hello91: perfect for sucking dick Ishipwillowandhunter: That's what I'm saying Ishipwillowandhunter: I didn't say that Hello91: i did Shortestbean: ……. Shortestbean: Why me? 😫😫😫 Hello91: idk but i'd fuck the shit out of a short latina babe Shortestbean: …thank god I’m not Latina Hello91: or just a short girl in general Ishipwillowandhunter: Lmaooo Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Hello91: id fuck tay and she's pretty short Ishipwillowandhunter: "Thank god I'm not Latina" Shortestbean: * I look up at him and flip him off* 🖕🏻 Ishipwillowandhunter: You'd fuck Tay no matter her height Hello91: yeah Hello91: it's tay though Ishipwillowandhunter: Ofc Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Ishipwillowandhunter: Understandable, I'd smash no matter what Hello91: bean i swear to god Hello91: stfu Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻👍🏻 Ishipwillowandhunter: Fuck yeah mommy keep giving me that finger Hello91: or i will stretch your pussy further than the hunter x hunter hiatus Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Ishipwillowandhunter: 😩 Ishipwillowandhunter: It has been awhile, hasn't it? Hello91: for the manga? Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Hello91: nigga it's been years Hello91: bean lemme suck your toes Shortestbean: ….🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Hello91: fine Vulpix_axel: I saw the hxh and started crying- Hello91: can i suck your clit instead? Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Vulpix_axel: EW!!! Shortestbean: Fuck off hello Hello91: i'll make bean squirt by way of being eaten out Hello91: nah i'm good Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Vulpix_axel: NATE SHUT UP!!!! Hello91: i'd rather fuck Bean than fuck Off Ring: Anyone on? Vulpix_axel: RING A DING!! Hello91: two very different people Hello91: off is a guy Shortestbean: RING….HELP Hello91: hi stryker Ring: Who is short? Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Vulpix_axel: Carman Ishipwillowandhunter: Carm Ring: Oh Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Ring: I got a phone :/ Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Hello91: bean gonna get streyched Hello91: stretched* Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Ring: Why? Vulpix_axel: AHHHHHH!!! Ishipwillowandhunter: Small bean, tight pussy? Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Hello91: usually how it goes Ishipwillowandhunter: Sorry Carm Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Ishipwillowandhunter: Hey :( Hello91: the smaller the person the tighter their pussy Ishipwillowandhunter: Shush Hello91: ive tested this with multiple toddlers and it'd true Vulpix_axel: ... Ishipwillowandhunter: Same but with cats Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Hello91: fr Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Vulpix_axel: HUH?? Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Ishipwillowandhunter: Luv be nice or ill put afrozen piss block underneath your door in a hot summer afternoon. Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 👍🏻 Ishipwillowandhunter: 🇳🇮 Hello91: bean Hello91: lemme smash Shortestbean: NO, FUCK OFF Vulpix_axel: *hugs Mich scared* Hello91: nah Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 /C 20:10:51Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Hello91: lemme smash Hello91: oh god yes Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Hello91: keep fingering me Hello91: oh dear Shortestbean: YOU CANT FUCK ME, I HAVe MY PERIOD Hello91: so after your period? Shortestbean: NO Hello91: and since when have i not liked a little strawberry jam? Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Hello91: fine :? Hello91: :/ Hello91: fuck Hello91: my ass Vulpix_axel: EW!! Hello91: or rings Hello91: he got a fatty Shortestbean: I would rather rings ass then yours Vulpix_axel: I ALMOSt VOMIteD At "Hello91: and since when have i not liked a little strawberry jam?" Hello91: axel stfu there was a time when you were thirsting over me like i was ryan gosling Vulpix_axel: I was. Shortestbean: Hahahahahahahahahaha Vulpix_axel: That's true, I regret it. Shortestbean: 👍🏻 Hello91: i still have some of the quotes Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Vulpix_axel: Pfft- Shortestbean: MICH Hello91: Axel_love: Nates yummy cock Vulpix_axel: PFFT HAHAAHAHAH! Shortestbean: DO YOU HAVE COOKIES Vulpix_axel: YES! Hello91: i have cookies Hello91: i have cream too Vulpix_axel: Ew.. Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Hello91: teehee :P Inasg_no: . Hello91: TAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy Hello91: ouch Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 KEEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM My PUSSY Hello91: lmao Hello91: nah tay's here now so i'm done messing with you Shortestbean: Thank the lord Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Hello91: or am i done? Shortestbean: 😊 Inasg_no: hii Inasg_no: wdym? Hello91: mwahahahahahahahahaha Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 😊 Hello91: i've been tormenting bean here for a few minutes Inasg_no: nice Inasg_no: what Inasg_no: the fuck Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Inasg_no: I DIDNT TYPE THIS OR SMOKE Inasg_no: WHAT RHE HELL Inasg_no: why is my i so tiny Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 🫶🏻 Vulpix_axel: *hugs Tay* Inasg_no: *hugs back* Vulpix_axel: *happy* Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Hello91: tay help Hello91: i made the midget mad Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Vulpix_axel: *hugs bean* Ishipwillowandhunter: I have 4 dozen cookies Vulpix_axel: No more mad please. Shortestbean: * hugs axel back* Shortestbean: Ok Vulpix_axel: =3 Hello91: thanks for calming the child axel Shortestbean: Fuck off Vulpix_axel: *hits nate* Inasg_no: BEY I READ BACK IM NOT SMALL Hello91: teehee Inasg_no: guys is the I in my name small or is it js mw Hello91: yeah but you my shawty Hello91: jk lol Hello91: just you Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Inasg_no: oh Inasg_no: okay then Hello91: *hits axel with a 2 piece combo* Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/NFLkN4cr/lain-rei.jpg Inasg_no: HEY Inasg_no: *gets on michs back* Shortestbean: * slaps nate* Hello91: she hit me first Inasg_no: WOAH WOAH WOAH Vulpix_axel: *kicks Nate in the dick* Inasg_no: FIGHTING IS PROHIBBITED Shortestbean: I DONT GIVE TWO FUCKS Hello91: *bitch slaps bean* Hello91: *hugs tay* Shortestbean: * I pull his hair* Hello91: *gives axel an anal prolapse* Shortestbean: * I kick him* 🖕🏻 Hello91: *i go somewhere high where the short mf's cant reach me* Hello91: short fucks Inasg_no: *hugs back* Inasg_no: WOAH Hello91: :) Vulpix_axel: AHHH MY ASS!!! Hello91: tay's not that short though Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Hello91: she isn't a short fuck Hello91: she's a short bae Hello91: tae bae Ishipwillowandhunter: what the actual fuck is HAPPENING Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/qq9y1Hw9/0ee.jpg Vulpix_axel: I'M NOT SHORT!! Hello91: idk Hello91: axel you're standing at a solid 5'2 Hello91: you're short Vulpix_axel: I'm 5'0 Thank you. UnU Hello91: short mf Hello91: anything below 5'4 is short Vulpix_axel: I'M NOT SHORT!! Ishipwillowandhunter: Short ass hoes Hello91: tay just barely makes the cut Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😫😫 Ishipwillowandhunter: Imagine not being over 6'0 Inasg_no: HEY IM 5'5 :( Inasg_no: hey :c Hello91: yeah Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻. 🤬 Inasg_no: *jumps on michs back* Hello91: you're barely out of short territory Hello91: oh dear Ishipwillowandhunter: *body slams* Inasg_no: *curb stomps* Hello91: i've turned this chat back into a shitpost Ishipwillowandhunter: HEY :( Inasg_no: IM SORRY :( Inasg_no: YOU STARTED IT Ishipwillowandhunter: :'c Inasg_no: :,c Hello91: yeah mich Hello91: she just wanted to ride you Inasg_no: in more ways than one Ishipwillowandhunter: Stfu nate or ill suck you Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Hello91: bet Inasg_no: :c Vulpix_axel: Eww.. Hello91: i'd prefer tay though Dtrump: hi Inasg_no: *hugs axel* Inasg_no: pfft I wouldn't Inasg_no: HEY TRUMP!!!! Hello91: all my homies simp for tay Ishipwillowandhunter: Tay can ride me any time Vulpix_axel: *hugs tay happyily tail wagging* Ishipwillowandhunter: Yepp, Tay's sexy what can we say Hello91: alright back to y99 Inasg_no: I'm not sexy but awww Inasg_no: hehe yall making meh smile Hello91: fr tho she mommy material Inasg_no: I'm rlly not Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Ishipwillowandhunter: Wish I could see that gorgeous smile (that you try to cover for some reason) Inasg_no: SHUSHHH XD Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Inasg_no: you made me smile sm this morning tho I couldn't help it Ishipwillowandhunter: Ikk, I wanted to see it Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Inasg_no: nuuu :( Inasg_no: what the fuck is up with my azala rn Shortestbean: 😝💅 Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Inasg_no: . Shortestbean: I am pissed Inasg_no: I can tell Inasg_no: *hugs* Shortestbean: * hugs back* Shortestbean: I’m still pissed (anon): L (anon): still short as fuck too Shortestbean: SHUt THE FUCK UP Inasg_no: let's calm it down people Vulpix_axel: Ok if I ever see someone hanging I'm gonna become little missortune and say "Like a pin Shortestbean: NO Dtrump: Nah they deserve it. Inasg_no: if I see someone hanging ima scream like a pin was stabbed in my tits /C 20:37:25Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: "like a piñata should I hit them like a piñata?" Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126236547545567323/1133860866073313300/2B.mp4 Vulpix_axel: AH INEED A HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Inasg_no: *hugs axel* :D Vulpix_axel: *hugs* I'm scaredddd!! Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Inasg_no: OF WHAT? Inasg_no: carman you okay? am I one of the ones you pissed at Hello91: nope just me Shortestbean: No, I am poised at nate Shortestbean: Pissed* Hello91: mad bc she's short Shortestbean: Fuck off Vulpix_axel: I SAW RALF AND VANELIPI R34!! (I can't spell) Shortestbean: FUCK OFF Inasg_no: hahahaha nate XD Hello91: lol Dtrump: Do you guys know who carman is? Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102165908492927039/1133862094270382161/Austrian_Painter_but_hes_singing_gangnam_style_in_public_1936_ai_cover.mp4 Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Inasg_no: ya Hello91: yeah Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Dtrump: good Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Hello91: carman is shortestbean Hello91: a short mf Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Shortestbean: FUCK OFF Hello91: and a daring scandal Shortestbean: FUCK OFF Inasg_no: LANGUAGE Shortestbean: Sorry Inasg_no: so unnecessary sheesh Inasg_no: it's okayy Hello91: damn nigga Hello91: even samuel L jackson says fuck less than you Shortestbean: FUCK OFF Hello91: and he literally stares like a muthafucka Shortestbean: FUCK OFF Hello91: nerp Hello91: don't thing i will Hello91: think Inasg_no: lmfaooo Hello91: i can fuck tay or you but i don't like off too much. he's too muscular and his dick wouldn't fit in me. his ass is way too tight as well Shortestbean: * slaps nate* 🖕🏻 Inasg_no: huh? Hello91: *slaps tays ass* Inasg_no: bitch watch it xd Hello91: *slaps beans ass too bc why not* Shortestbean: Ow Vulpix_axel: ... Shortestbean: OWWaw Hello91: *slaps axel's face Inasg_no: *hugs axel* Inasg_no: NATHANIEL Inasg_no: YOU BE NICE TO AXEL >:c Hello91: sorry Shortestbean: There’s going to be a red mark on my ass now Inasg_no: apologize to her now. And say it like you mean it Vulpix_axel: =( Hello91: my dom instincts are kicking in Hello91: sorry axel Inasg_no: no more apologetic. Say it again Hello91: oh i can leave more than a red mark bean ;) Hello91: fine Hello91: axel Shortestbean: OUCh Hello91: i'm sorry for slapping you Inasg_no: good boy Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126236547545567323/1133863467099639808/Jews_Rock.mp4 Hello91: hehe Hello91: thanks mommy Inasg_no: -.- Shortestbean: OWWW Inasg_no: you okay?? Vulpix_axel: *pouts at Nate* Shortestbean: No, nate slapped my ass to hard Inasg_no: Nate you know what you have to do Hello91: bean be lucky i didn't pound that shit into oblivion Inasg_no: I gtg in 10 mins tho, so yall are on your own then with him Shortestbean: Owwww, I dare you 🖕🏻 Hello91: i would stretch you like a goddamn stretch armstrong Shortestbean: I dare you 🖕🏻 Inasg_no: smh Inasg_no: 🙄 Inasg_no: 🍟 Hello91: bet Hello91: tay sorry Hello91: she dared me too Hello91: to Hello91: fuck Hello91: can't type Inasg_no: lmfao Shortestbean: I DARE YOU Hello91: *fucks bean to the point where she can't stand* Shortestbean: ………………………………..OWW Shortestbean: WTF Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Inasg_no: oh damn Inasg_no: The fingers are coming out now Hello91: *carresses her pussy softly bc she dared me to fuck her* Hello91: nah tay Shortestbean: OH SHIT Soup500: WhAT Soup500: THE Soup500: FUCK Hello91: they're going in Shortestbean: Hi soup Hello91: hi soup\ Dtrump: nah its weird now Soup500: welp Inasg_no: hahahaha Soup500: shit got weird since i been gone Inasg_no: so trump how have you been? Hello91: been weird from the beginning Dtrump: i have been okay Shortestbean: Lol, fr Soup500: not like this Inasg_no: that good Inasg_no: had a nice day? Vulpix_axel: =3 Dtrump: yeah Inasg_no: okie Soup500: Daddy trump UwU Shortestbean: * twerks* I’m bored Dtrump: wait your not soup Hello91: *slips a finger in bean on accident* whoops Shortestbean: Really dude? Hello91: :) Soup500: I am soup Shortestbean: You had to do that? Hello91: yep Soup500: I cant get into my account Dtrump: ah sorry makes sense Shortestbean: * twerks* slayyyy Soup500: my password isnt my password apparently Hello91: *proceeds to give bean the best fingering she's ever had* Dtrump: i smell desparation Vulpix_axel: AHHHH! Shortestbean: ………………………. Shortestbean: . Shortestbean: ……….. Shortestbean: …… Shortestbean: . Shortestbean: . Shortestbean: … Shortestbean: . Shortestbean: . Shortestbean: … Shortestbean: . Inasg_no: hahahah trump XD Soup500: I smell someone tht needs to touch some grass Hello91: i smell an ugly ass keyboard warrior who hasn't taken my course in rizzology Dtrump: Nate just stfu already. Soup500: Keyboard warrior? Hello91: sorry dad Inasg_no: I'm going now Hello91: noooooo Inasg_no: Nate be nice to trump Hello91: fine Inasg_no: bye yall love you cya tmrw Hello91: -_- Hello91: byeeee Soup500: Once you play with explosives for a living like i do Soup500: then try calliing me a keyboard warrior Hello91: sir Hello91: i am 2% iranian Soup500: si? Hello91: explosives is in my nature Soup500: and im 100% gonna steal your countrys oil Hello91: it's my culture Soup500: tha Hello91: can't steal what i'm buring Hello91: burning Soup500: fuck Soup500: u right Hello91: hard typing with one hand Soup500: ik Soup500: one of my arms is against a locker Hello91: one of my hand i Hello91: is* Hello91: well Hello91: ask bean Soup500: Jerked off too much I see Hello91: yeah Hello91: i cant even get hard anymore Hello91: i can still cum though so whatever /C 21:03:58Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: hey guys Daddy_risk: oof probably wont be back on for a while Vulpix_axel: RISKY!! Daddy_risk: his sister is kicking him out, hes homeless now Daddy_risk: hi axe Vulpix_axel: HUH?!?! Daddy_risk: he asked me to tell u guys Hello91: yeah figured Vulpix_axel: Ik.. (anon): E Hello91: E Daddy_risk: if u see ashh tell her for him Hello91: E Hello91: E Hello91: E Hello91: E Hello91: E Hello91: E Hello91: E Hello91: E Hello91: E Hello91: E Hello91: E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E Daddy_risk: E Daddy_risk: E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E Daddy_risk: E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E Daddy_risk: E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E Daddy_risk: E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E (anon): E Daddy_risk: E Daddy_risk: E (anon): E (anon): E (anon): E (anon): E (anon): E Daddy_risk: im done now (anon): E Daddy_risk: Daddy_risk: suc my big black shaven cock Djshrimpdick: Maybe i will hunnybun Vulpix_axel: =3 Daddy_risk: 8=D Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Daddy_risk: benis Daddy_risk: shipwillowandhunter: damn alright I'm on my way, I'll bring the rope and 12 gallons of mayonnaise Daddy_risk: Daddy_risk: im eating sleep for dinner tn Daddy_risk: Djshrimpdick: I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Daddy_risk: Keigo: I'm having ice cream rn Izzy_blight: I'm getting raped Keigo: Opp Izzy_blight: by jimmy (anon): Jimmy cream? Vulpix_axel: *hugs Risky* Daddy_risk: um y u huggin me axe, u alright? Vulpix_axel: I'm ok, Just tired. Daddy_risk: then go to sleep Vulpix_axel: I can't! Daddy_risk: DO IT NOW BETCH Daddy_risk: ! Daddy_risk: SLEP Vulpix_axel: I CAN'T MYMOM'S SICK SO I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HER!! Vulpix_axel: PLUS I'M IN A BLIND PANIC! Daddy_risk: FUCK YO MOMMA, GO TO BED FAG Vulpix_axel: I can't..! Daddy_risk: y it take u so long to respond, u laughing? Daddy_risk: betch! Daddy_risk: fugget Vulpix_axel: No I'm panicking that's what.. Daddy_risk: oh mb Daddy_risk: im tryna be funny Vulpix_axel: Its fine, I know. Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126236547545567323/1133870481238413402/1688974700424614_1683701555504177.mp4 Daddy_risk: ok atleast go watch some tv and get some rest axe Vulpix_axel: I'll try.. Daddy_risk: the missle is a bitch assmaster Daddy_risk: it cant ind me Daddy_risk: find* Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102165908492927039/1133871641273827358/Jerma_Holocaust.mp4 Daddy_risk: wtf Vulpix_axel: =3 Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1100941442068775053/Gordon_Ramsay_Auschwitz.mp4 Jug_in_love: Being Booner is more of a philosophy, culture than it is an age group Jug_in_love: baby Boomer* /C 21:30:30Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: 0-0? Shortestbean: Back Vulpix_axel: Hiii! Shortestbean: Hiiiiii Shortestbean: I wish ashh was here right now Daddy_risk: i wish kiki was here Shortestbean: Ik, where did she go? Shortestbean: I haven’t seen her in a while Dtrump: not rn Shortestbean: What do you mean trump? Vulpix_axel: =3 Dtrump: ? Daddy_risk: FUCK FUCK Daddy_risk: i might need stiches Daddy_risk: i just cut my thumb on accident Vulpix_axel: What'd you do now.. (anon): Kei is moving, her not being on shouldn’t be a surprise Vulpix_axel: Oh god.. Daddy_risk: ik anon Shortestbean: Ohhhh, that right Vulpix_axel: AGAIN!?!?! Daddy_risk: damnit it hurts Shortestbean: Is it bleeding? (anon): Again? Shortestbean: Ofc it is Daddy_risk: ya a lil bit Daddy_risk: its deep into my thumb too Shortestbean: Get a rag, and tie it around your thumb, make sure it’s tight Shortestbean: If you do this, it will help with the bleeding Daddy_risk: im using my shirt rn my grandparents cant find out Shortestbean: Ok Shortestbean: Just trust me, it will help with the bleeding Daddy_risk: ik its helping with the pain too Shortestbean: Mhm! Daddy_risk: ts a good cinameter deep Shortestbean: Oof….ummm….idk what o do with that problem Daddy_risk: super glue? Shortestbean: NO Daddy_risk: just get t shut and hope it heals Shortestbean: That will cause an infection Shortestbean: Just put on a baindaid Daddy_risk: no it wont ive superglued my head shut b4 bc i fell and busted it open and didnt want to go to the hosptle Ashh: hey midgets Shortestbean: ASHH Dtrump: I would just wash it and then cover it up. Daddy_risk: hi ashh nate prolly wont be on Shortestbean: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH Ashh: why not? Ashh: i missed you too lmao Daddy_risk: his sister is kicking him out /C 21:57:04Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: hes homeless Shortestbean: Shut up Ashh: are you sure? Shortestbean: Idk Dtrump: why Daddy_risk: ya he called me crying and asked me to tell u Ashh: omg im gunna try and text him Ashh: thx risk Daddy_risk: np Daddy_risk: brb im going to get my finger fixed up Shortestbean: Ok Shortestbean: NO SUPERGLUE Ashh: i need a minute Shortestbean: Ok Ashh: ill be back maybe Shortestbean: Pls come back Shortestbean: I feel bad for nate Dtrump: doubt Daddy_risk: im back Shortestbean: We Shortestbean: Wb* Daddy_risk: i used liquid skin, ts bascaly medcal superglue Daddy_risk: medical* Shortestbean: Good Vulpix_axel: 0-0 Daddy_risk: Oofalladeez: AUGHWUBDAGAH Ishipwillowandhunter: I miss Izzy :( Daddy_risk: FR Shortestbean: Mich Daddy_risk: where is our retarded frend Shortestbean: Hi Daddy_risk: specal ll friend* Daddy_risk: lil** Vulpix_axel: ?? Daddy_risk: izzy has the tism and we love it Vulpix_axel: OwO Daddy_risk: chat dead Vulpix_axel: I'm not deadd. Daddy_risk: no but this chat is deader than my will to live Vulpix_axel: =< Vulpix_axel: Am I not important? Daddy_risk: never said that Vulpix_axel: =( Dtrump: no one is important were all human Vulpix_axel: OwO Dtrump: If you think you need attention you're a narcissist. Daddy_risk: rump wtf, everybody needs attention, we are social animals Vulpix_axel: I just need kisses, hugs and cuddles. OwO Daddy_risk: i cant help with that m loyal to kiki Daddy_risk: im* Vulpix_axel: I know hehe. Dtrump: not everyone Dtrump: I have dealt with this first hand so I know. Daddy_risk: ig not everybody but most ppl Vulpix_axel: EEEEEEEEEE I want a babyyy! Dtrump: Most people are just self centered pricks. Vulpix_axel: They so cuteee and smallll! Daddy_risk: then go fuck somebody and have a kid Vulpix_axel: I asked my bf he said not yetttt. Dtrump: Good you are too young for that. Daddy_risk: lol ur still to young to have a baby, u need a stable job and a stable home first Vulpix_axel: I knowww. Vulpix_axel: =( Dtrump: I bet you would regret having it anyways. Daddy_risk: prolly Logan34: hello people Ashh: hey log Maxter: Gentlemen Logan34: please don't call me that Daddy_risk: i want head Ashh: same Daddy_risk: ask nate Logan34: skill issue Ashh: i cant asshole Daddy_risk: lol Ashh: stfu log XD Daddy_risk: im sure he'll do it for u Ashh: wheres carm Logan34: idk Daddy_risk: idk Ashh: oh he would for sure lol Ashh: not the point tho Daddy_risk: he would prolly give it to me too lmfao Daddy_risk: jk Ashh: honestly... maybe Vulpix_axel: Hi Logann. Ashh: i wouldnt put it past him Daddy_risk: lol Ashh: i miss him Daddy_risk: he wouldnt m his friend not his lover /C 22:23:37Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: hi axel Daddy_risk: i miss kei Daddy_risk: whats the difference between a slinky and an old person Maxter: oh boy Daddy_risk: nothing they are both fun to push down stairs Maxter: not really Maxter: slinkys only do the thing 5% of the time Daddy_risk: ya i love pushing old people down the stairs Daddy_risk: there more fun Vulpix_axel: *hugs Risky* Sgawreal: Its like you put awesome sauce Daddy_risk: especialy when they started in a whele chair Sgawreal: On a plate of bodaciousness Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696177223908065300/1133887933812838480/1690363813336722_1686693457202660.mp4 Logan34: i agree Daddy_risk: wheel* Tallguy: you do watch gay porn ??// Daddy_risk: nope Daddy_risk: well is girl on girl gay? Vulpix_axel: Yes.. Tallguy: yes Ashh: yes and no Dtrump: yes Maxter: its hot Tallguy: it is Daddy_risk: ok then sometimes Vulpix_axel: Ew.. Daddy_risk: it is hot tho Tallguy: two guys one girl or two girls one guy ? Vulpix_axel: Ew.. Tallguy: oh yeah hello everyone Daddy_risk: two girls one guy or 3 girls tbh Dtrump: orgy Vulpix_axel: Eww.. Daddy_risk: no orgy is too much for me Vulpix_axel: Eww.. Maxter: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.freebeerandhotwings.com%2F2020%2F01%2F31%2Fvirginity-is-cool-this-may-be-the-strangest-thing-you-watch-today%2F&psig=AOvVaw1i8m8-H4ox_ZsOOVwS48za&ust=1690497022141000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCKCK2Ka2rYADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE Daddy_risk: axe nobody is kink shaming u, stop saying ew Daddy_risk: with your solo guy watching ass Daddy_risk: vanilla asf Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Vulpix_axel: Vanilla? Daddy_risk: yes vanilla Vulpix_axel: What? Maxter: Imma make a room if anyone wanna join Tallguy: solo guy is new Daddy_risk: simple, nothing really exciting Vulpix_axel: Oh- Tallguy: girls ik like girl and guy Daddy_risk: vanilla is like missionary only or solo man Tallguy: I bet its the videos with the moaning Vulpix_axel: Male moaning is Ungg Ong. Tallguy: and whimping and stuff like that Vulpix_axel: Omg yess. Daddy_risk: u like guys to beg dont u axe Vulpix_axel: Bitch I'm the sub tf you mean? Daddy_risk: didnt u dom jug tho? Ashh: pillow princess? Vulpix_axel: Hehe sometimes. Tallguy: My ex was a pillow princess Tallguy: like damn do some work for once Daddy_risk: she just layed there and did nothing? Vulpix_axel: Pillow princess? Tallguy: yep Maxter: i keep getting kicked from rooms Vulpix_axel: What's that? Daddy_risk: damn hoe ride my dick or something, atleast moan and call me daddy Tallguy: she would stare into my eyes and do the other usual stuff and thats it Tallguy: I didnt call her a hoe Tallguy: but she hate riding Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Daddy_risk: my exe liked being degraded during sexy time Daddy_risk: ex* Tallguy: lucky Vulpix_axel: ick.. Tallguy: well actually naw Tallguy: I would feel bad after a bit 💀 Ashh: dang yall got boring girls Daddy_risk: nah i liked it, just told her how much i loved her when we were done, and i always made sure i never went too far Tallguy: theres other stuff but i think i shouldnt talk about in this public chat lol Maxter: im too cool for girls Daddy_risk: gay Tallguy: W risk Tallguy: degrading is boring ??? Vulpix_axel: I would cry if I was degraded.. Tallguy: for my case def boring Daddy_risk: fr pillow princess is boring asf Vulpix_axel: I dunno what a pillow princess isss! Daddy_risk: my ex wanted me to fuck her while she was sleeping but i never felt comfortable with that Vulpix_axel: Or vanilla!! Tallguy: Sometimes I really got in the mood and get rough and say outta pocket stuff(degrading) and she really didnt like that Tallguy: A pillow princess is some who just get fucked and does none of the work Daddy_risk: vanilla is boring axe a pillow princess just lays there and doesnt do anything Vulpix_axel: Oh. Tallguy: vanilla is sweet and simple sometimes Daddy_risk: sometmes but all the time? Daddy_risk: no Dtrump: rape kink? Vulpix_axel: AHHH NO! Ashh: techically no Tallguy: also i dont see how a girl can get fucked while sleep Tallguy: Well stay sleep Dtrump: its a thing Ashh: they fake it Daddy_risk: she wanted me to wake her up by rough fucking her Maxter: wtf Tallguy: the moving and the feeling pain and other feeling Dtrump: Is this common with all girls? Vulpix_axel: My ex use to want to do that to me.. Daddy_risk: idk Tallguy: I would probably be mad if i woke up with a mf hopping on my dick lol Vulpix_axel: Bro I cried after he hung up- Daddy_risk: i asked her to wake me up with head and she said sure but never did Dtrump: Girls are against rape but want to do it as roleplay. Tallguy: head maybe Vulpix_axel: I hate rape and would never want that. Tallguy: rape is too much Daddy_risk: fr Ashh: never rape Vulpix_axel: Fr. Maxter: bdsm? Logan34: yeah why the f we talkin about rape? Ashh: ofcf Dtrump: Girls are worse then guys then. Daddy_risk: mfs who rape deserve to be shot Vulpix_axel: Omg did I tell you about my mom saying its my fault I almost got raped! Tallguy: A enjoy pleasuring others more than my self so that is not itt Logan34: didn't need to know that Tallguy: * I * Vulpix_axel: Oop- Tallguy: I would have to drugged or something to rape me Vulpix_axel: Fr. Daddy_risk: i like to pleasure my partner but i want pleasure too Vulpix_axel: Kiki gonna hop on yo cock. Tallguy: Im to big for most females to fight and hold down Daddy_risk: i want my bitches legs shaking when im done with her Tallguy: FRRRRR Vulpix_axel: 0////0 Dtrump: woah woah Vulpix_axel: I- /C 22:50:11Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Tallguy: I love that bro Daddy_risk: she better strugle to stand when we finnished Tallguy: FRRRRRRRR Ashh: i aint been fucked like that in a while Vulpix_axel: I've never been fucked- Ashh: nates pretty vanilla, dont repeat that Daddy_risk: lol wont Daddy_risk: i wont* Tallguy: I remember the first time i fucked my ex she was like I was the first guy that made her cum Dtrump: vanilla is fine tbh Tallguy: and she was struggling Tallguy: I was so happy to take that hour ass walk back home at like 11 at night lo Ashh: its ok sometimes Daddy_risk: i made a girl cum with just one finger one time Dtrump: some girls prefer fingering Vulpix_axel: 0-0 Daddy_risk: then we went swimming Vulpix_axel: I'm so confused what does that meannn! Tallguy: I remember this one time she was walking me to the door and I start rubbing her while in front of my front door Ashh: nate said he only wanted to do missionary so he could stare into my eyes Ashh: its sweet Ashh: but like Daddy_risk: awe Tallguy: awwwwww Dtrump: Is it gay for a girl to ride you? Tallguy: I would like that Daddy_risk: he can do that while u ride tho Ashh: if so all my exs are gay XD Daddy_risk: ashh Vulpix_axel: Nate like dillard or brad? Daddy_risk: dillard Vulpix_axel: AHHH MY BROTHER!??! Daddy_risk: lmfaooo Maxter: if i had a girl id hold her by pulling her hair Ashh: is the brad one the hello username Daddy_risk: i like pulling hair Dtrump: yep Ashh: hes fun :) Ashh: lmao ive seen him naked Vulpix_axel: Same. Daddy_risk: ive seen a capreesun straw in his cock:( Vulpix_axel: AHH! Dtrump: ouch Ashh: oww Daddy_risk: ya i didnt want to see t but he shared it anyway Ashh: dang he still has my nudes Ashh: brb Daddy_risk: PROOF? Daddy_risk: jkjk Tallguy: she finna get it back lmao Daddy_risk: ur my friends girl ion wanna see u like that Dtrump: once there sent there out there forever Vulpix_axel: I hope he doesn't still have mine. Daddy_risk: he def does Dtrump: yeah thats yikes since its underaged Daddy_risk: remember when he tried to prove he was u on an alt and sent me one of them Daddy_risk: axe Maxter: who tf yall talking about Vulpix_axel: Frr. Daddy_risk: nate B Vulpix_axel: I remember that. Logan34: idk anymore Ashh: he ever shares mine i have his dick pick XD Daddy_risk: MY BDAY IS ON FRIDAY!!!!! Vulpix_axel: Lmao I have Rings. Ashh: boomer Dtrump: No if nudes get shared here you can get banned. Tallguy: want nudes ? Daddy_risk: fr rump? Dtrump: Yes since you are underaged. Daddy_risk: who finna ban me? Maxter: ... Vulpix_axel: *hugs D* Dtrump: Plus who knows who visits this site. Daddy_risk: ima send my dick pic on here Daddy_risk: a whole ass vid Jbiden: exactly Vulpix_axel: Risky you accidently did that once. Daddy_risk: lol i did Dtrump: risks this sites shutdown Vulpix_axel: You ment to send it to me- Daddy_risk: stfu John_oliver: cmon Dtrump Daddy_risk: im not sending a pic or a vid Daddy_risk: dont worry John_oliver: you also want this site to shutdown. Just let the course play and were free from azala Djshrimpdick: ? Tallguy: nawwwww Daddy_risk: DJ HRU BROOOO Djshrimpdick: I’m guud Dtrump: good point john Vulpix_axel: Djj! Tallguy: This site is too interesting ? Daddy_risk: thats good, im so excited John_oliver: Dont we all saw our dad's dick after shower? Dtrump: some did for sure Djshrimpdick: Wdym most see it during shower Daddy_risk: fr Vulpix_axel: DJ!! *Hugs dj* Djshrimpdick: HAI Alonetechy: Start it and il just carry on from where its up to Djshrimpdick: ? Daddy_risk: damn im bored yall tryna play a game? Alonetechy: Ignore that was ina. game and it crashed out Djshrimpdick: I would play but I gotta go in a min Daddy_risk: https://picturecards.online/static/index.html?game=LAVG Vulpix_axel: Noo Djj! John_oliver: Tallguy: This site is too interesting ? *5 minutes later* Daddy_risk: damn im bored yall tryna play a game? (anon): Yea this place is like that John_oliver: Daddy_risk's 2-player pub game is gone Daddy_risk: yo ashh, im on the phone with nate he says he loves u Maxter: all of yall know each other irl Maxter: ? (anon): No (anon): Some not all John_oliver: Its so sad that knowing each other's real name counts as knowing each other nowadays Vulpix_axel: Me sleepyyy! *hugs Riskyy* Daddy_risk: GO TO SLEEP Vulpix_axel: WHYYY!! Daddy_risk: JUST GO TO BED ALEXIS Vulpix_axel: AHHH MY DEAD NAME!!! Ishipwillowandhunter: Y'all act like fucking children sometimes Vulpix_axel: I am a child. =3 Daddy_risk: i like fucking children Daddy_risk: oh noo John_oliver: You can die from a lack of sleep, mainly because not being well-rested increases your risk of accidents and injuries that can be life-threatening. For example, getting less than seven hours of sleep over a 24-hour period puts you at higher risk of not only being in a car accident, but being the cause of one. Vulpix_axel: ... Ashh: omg i just saw the message is he okay? John_oliver: so axel, do you want a healthy life Vulpix_axel: I usually sleep 14 hours... John_oliver: My job is done Daddy_risk: damn sounds like a cat frfr Vulpix_axel: I don't wanna sleep riskyy. Vulpix_axel: I do have very cat like things about me.. Ishipwillowandhunter: Are you even really people? What the fuck is this shit Daddy_risk: yea were real ppl (anon): We are plastic Maxter: We are number one Daddy_risk: Djshrimpdick: I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation (anon): Robert rotten John_oliver: Medical Problems Linked to Oversleeping: Diabetes, Obesity, Headaches, Back pain, Depression, Heart disease, Death. Multiple studies have found that people who sleep nine or more hours a night have significantly higher death rates than people sleeping seven to eight hours a night. No specific reason for this correlation has been determined. But researchers found that depression and low socioeconomic status are also associated with longer sleep. Vulpix_axel: Yay death! John_oliver: https://www.verywellhealth.com/can-sleep-deprivation-cause-your-death-3015067 The job in itself is far from done (anon): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7FIpqPvL7E (anon): Human biology is such a train wreck John_oliver: https://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/physical-side-effects-oversleeping No one asked. Still answered just in case. (anon): Fr Daddy_risk: im sleepy somebody call me if kiki gets on Vulpix_axel: Listen I went from sleeping 14 hours to like 5 hours leave me alone.. John_oliver: Do you hold exactly 8 hours sleep? Vulpix_axel: No. Daddy_risk: no i sleep either 4 hours or 12 hours Daddy_risk: no inbetween John_oliver: you die Dtrump: no John_oliver: yes Dtrump: who cares Ishipwillowandhunter: I sleep 4 hours a night John_oliver: Best Internet Debate 2023 John_oliver: I care Daddy_risk: i wish i wasnt on probation so i could smoke weed Ashh: L Vulpix_axel: Oh? John_oliver: weed leads to other drugs Source: Trust me, bro Ishipwillowandhunter: Heyy Ash Daddy_risk: i miss getting high every day Vulpix_axel: I wanna get high.. Daddy_risk: ashh i was just on the phone with nate, he says he loves you John_oliver: so Daddy_risk risks other drugs making him high Daddy_risk: no i only smoke weed, i smoked yesterday but probably shouldnt have Vulpix_axel: OwO? John_oliver: Ever tried stopping it? Dtrump: addiction? Ashh: oliver stfu weed is a earth grown substance it isnt addictive and cant kill you Vulpix_axel: I've tried it's hard.. John_oliver: Approximately 1 in 10 people who use marijuana will become addicted. When they start before age 18, the rate of addiction rises to 1 in 6. https://www.samhsa.gov/marijuana Daddy_risk: im only adicted to nicotine John_oliver: ok then Dtrump: This what he does picks fights with kids. Daddy_risk: weed isnt and adiction for me its just fun Ashh: pot isnt addictive dumbass John_oliver: it is Daddy_risk: ik ash Dtrump: Well it can be for some people not all. John_oliver: 1/6 is 16,66...% fair enough Vulpix_axel: I'm confused.. Ashh: its called dependency i had a friend go through it it doesnt lead to anything else just constantly smoking pot John_oliver: "Marijuana can cause permanent IQ loss of as much as 8 points when people start using it at a young age." is just wrong by https://www.samhsa.gov/marijuana or what? Ashh: motherfucker i was stupid before whats your point Daddy_risk: ive been through that b4 ash, for ab 2 months bc i didnt want to feel sober and be myself Dtrump: ok john you win again Daddy_risk: is 8 pts alot? Dtrump: since when did iq have points John_oliver: " For long-term marijuana smokers, there’s a risk of worse respiratory symptoms and more frequent chronic bronchitis episodes. For pregnant women who smoke pot, there’s a risk of lower birth weight for the baby. For marijuana users in general, there’s a greater risk of developing schizophrenia and other psychoses. And there’s a link between marijuana use and increased risk of car crashes." https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/1/14/14263058/marijuana-benefits-harms-medical Dtrump: Weed bad we get it. John_oliver: who smokes weed during pregnancy Tallguy: back to the stupid shit please Ashh: my mom did Daddy_risk: weed also helps cancer patiants deal wth the pain of chemo and people with chronic pain in general John_oliver: Arent there better alternatives than weed? Daddy_risk: trust me it helps with chronic pain John_oliver: but at what costs? Daddy_risk: fr lets go back to dumb sht ion wanna talk ab polotics i wanna talk ab pussy Tallguy: my mom hated everyone when she was pregnant with me Shortestbean: Backkkkkkkkkkkk Daddy_risk: ima go watch porn be back in like 20 min Ashh: she has meand my brother, my brother is top of his class and hes going into only 2nd grade, and im studying to be a doctor whats your point Ashh: hey carm Shortestbean: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Daddy_risk: hopefully we go back to stupd sht by then and i can join the convo like nothing happened Ashh: wyd princess? Shortestbean: Nothin Shortestbean: I just came back from teaching Tallguy: Idk you bean but you are now my favorite person Ashh: you eat dinner yet? Dtrump: you know them Shortestbean: No… Shortestbean: Yay! Ashh: you better go eat Shortestbean: Nah, I’m not hungry Ashh: :I eat later then Shortestbean: If I am hungry Shortestbean: I just found out I have a eating disorder….so, not very hungry :) Ashh: ... i will feed u myself if i have to send me your location motherfucker ill bring tacos XD Shortestbean: Lol Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/05/ae/b9/05aeb92dcced998b19805dcb784d97e3.jpg Shortestbean: THATS ME Tallguy: I would give out my address for a back rub rn 😭 Shortestbean: Send it to me, next time I go to Louisiana, I’ll be there Tallguy: I dont live in louisiana no more Shortestbean: Where do you live? Tallguy: I was just born there Ashh: shoot ill be there in 5 mins for 10 bucks Ashh: lmao Tallguy: I live in the great United statess of america Shortestbean: I got a…..BIG FAT ASS Shortestbean: Sameeee Ashh: proof? Shortestbean: Your girl has a fatter ass than Kim kardashion Ashh: PROOF Tallguy: Naw then that ass is fake ass hell Shortestbean: I AM NOT SENDING ASS SHOTS Ashh: WHY NOT Shortestbean: BC Tallguy: Ill send back shots tho Ashh: THEN COME OVER Tallguy: W rizz Shortestbean: Lol Ashh: bet Ashh: JK Tallguy: bro that actually sounds hot Tallguy: brb Dtrump: i knew it /C 23:40:24Wednesday, July 26, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Back Vulpix_axel: 0-0 Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/9f/b6/bd/9fb6bdf084366cccfa9958964c12aaf2.jpg Daddy_risk: damn tall guy got some rizz with smallbean Shortestbean: Axel! Hi Ashh: jokes on him i have claimed her Vulpix_axel: HI BEAN! Shortestbean: HRU Daddy_risk: nah u got nate Vulpix_axel: GOOD! Daddy_risk: i got kei and tall has bean Shortestbean: GOOD TO HEAR, lmao Ashh: yes but no Ashh: me and him still love eachother but broke up Vulpix_axel: HOW ARE YOU!! Daddy_risk: oh... Shortestbean: I AM GOOD Daddy_risk: what happened to the engagement? Ashh: so i got a promise ring and either way, SHE MINE Daddy_risk: ok ok damn Daddy_risk: ima go now Daddy_risk: tell kiki i love her if she gets on Ashh: i love nate so much but yall need to get your own bean that ones mine Vulpix_axel: Owo? Ashh: will do Shortestbean: Back Vulpix_axel: Hmm, dark or light? Shortestbean: Light Vulpix_axel: Oki thank you. Shortestbean: Np! Shortestbean: https://open.spotify.com/track/3yzqftZUDbmveiLbutAoDz?si=DwVC_m6-SQCooXW2lLep9A Ishipwillowandhunter: . Shortestbean: Mich! Ishipwillowandhunter: https://open.spotify.com/track/0S38Oso3I9vpDXcTb7kYt9 Ishipwillowandhunter: Carm! Heyyy <3 Shortestbean: Hiiiiiiiii Ishipwillowandhunter: How you doing? Shortestbean: I could be better Ishipwillowandhunter: aw :( what's wrong? Shortestbean: I just found out I have a eating disorder Tallguy: Personal problem Shortestbean: Yea….ik /C 00:06:56Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: * twerks* I haven’t eaten anything today :} Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm sorry Carm :( Ashh: ok that was kinda messed up Shortestbean: Eh, it’s ok Ishipwillowandhunter: I will travel far beyond the path of reason Ishipwillowandhunter: Take me back to Eden Ishipwillowandhunter: Take me back to Eden Shortestbean: Huh? I’m to tiered Ishipwillowandhunter: You should get some sleep honey Ashh: get some sleep with me Ashh: XD Shortestbean: Lol Shortestbean: I do t really sleep Shortestbean: Dont* Vulpix_axel: =< Ashh: good bc there wouldnt be any sleeping *with rizz* Shortestbean: Lol Ashh: loll Ashh: i gtg Ishipwillowandhunter: Degree in rizzistry wow Ashh: love u carm Ishipwillowandhunter: aww :( Shortestbean: Ilymmmmmm Ashh: bye mich lyy Ishipwillowandhunter: lymmm, byee <3 Vulpix_axel: EEK!! Shortestbean: WHaTS HAPPENING Vulpix_axel: A PANIC!!! Shortestbean: OH NO, JUST TRY TO BREATH Ishipwillowandhunter: gtg for a bit, love y'all Shortestbean: Bye Vulpix_axel: AH! Vulpix_axel: My outfit is emo I was gonna go soft, but I don't have soft clothes so it's emo!! Shortestbean: OH NO Vulpix_axel: So mow I need to come up with an emo makeup!! Vulpix_axel: That's less emo than my normal emo makeup!! Shortestbean: Ugh, that sucks Vulpix_axel: T^T Hello91: oh hey Hello91: the short mf is back Hello91: hihihi Vulpix_axel: Ew. Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 (anon): Hey, so I have a scenario to test rizz. (anon): Who here has the most rizz (anon): If anyone Shortestbean: I dont (anon): No one? Damn so none of you getting bitches Vulpix_axel: Me. Vulpix_axel: I have rizz. (anon): nah axel I've seen you, you wouldn't know rizz if it stared at your tits Vulpix_axel: Lmao ik i'm kidding. Shortestbean: LMAO (anon): And trust me you would know if it was staring at your tits. They are massive, I would know /C 00:33:29Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: 0-0 Vulpix_axel: Who are you? (anon): Your sugar daddy Vulpix_axel: Huh? Vulpix_axel: I don't have that- (anon): I pay for your stuff, you give me blowjobs. Hard to understand? Vulpix_axel: My bf-? (anon): No bitch, why would your boyfriend pay for your stuff (anon): he's not a bank Vulpix_axel: I dunno he force me to let him pay! He pushes me if I try and pay. Tallguy: bruh at this point sugar daddy is my only option Tallguy: this shit hard Vulpix_axel: Huh? (anon): Oh? Do you need a sugar daddy too? (anon): or are you trying to be one? Tallguy: Ima have to become one Tallguy: Why tf everyone think im a girl Vulpix_axel: Who are youuu?? Tallguy: Tallguy TALL GUYYYYY (anon): bro ikr, these girls are so confusing and hard to get. But as soon as money is involved, they willing to hop on that dic (anon): k Vulpix_axel: I'm with people for personality. Shortestbean: Back Hello91: wb shorty Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Hello91: teehee :P Hello91: finger me more Tallguy: Like I cant even try the traditional way anymore Tallguy: im to subborn to keep messaging first Tallguy: Im not good at having conversations Logan34: E (anon): ah, so it's your fault Vulpix_axel: 0w0 Tallguy: I hate it when anyone dont respond Tallguy: like damn (anon): bro fr (anon): I can get one offs and nudes but I get ghosted every other day like goddamn Shortestbean: Logan! Hiii Logan34: hey carman Tallguy: Ik its my fault Shortestbean: * twerks* Dtrump: true anon Vulpix_axel: ANON WHO ARE YOU!! Tallguy: no more back to lurking Dtrump: anon is anon Vulpix_axel: T^T Vulpix_axel: I don't have a suger daddy- Logan34: who asked (anon): I'm God. Did I mention I have a worship kink? Vulpix_axel: ANON SAID THEY WERe MY SUGER DADDY! Logan34: who asked Hello91: bean stop twerking Dtrump: logan is triggered Shortestbean: NO Shortestbean: * twerks* Hello91: you're making me want to eat your ass (anon): HAHAHA (anon): I bet she stops now Logan34: i'm not triggered i'm just wondering (anon): unless she wants that? Hello91: no she wont Dtrump: "she" (anon): damn then she wants you (anon): Nah, it's a she. Remember, the trans thing was a lie? Shortestbean: * I kick him in the balls* Hello91: oh god yes Hello91: the cbt (anon): LMAO Dtrump: ah anon makes sense Hello91: mommy Shortestbean: Trans? Vulpix_axel: AHHHHH! Logan34: what the hell is going on Dtrump: anon knows all about them ahahaha Shortestbean: Idk Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻 Hello91: carm is bad as hell (anon): Transanimal. You used to be a catgirl but you wanted that fat human ass so you transitioned Hello91: *slaps carm's ass Logan34: did you know that i'm forklift certified (anon): Yessirrrr Shortestbean: OWW Vulpix_axel: Pick a number 1-5 Hello91: 3 Dtrump: seems legit Logan34: 7 (anon): 3 Shortestbean: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Hello91: anon and i are twinsies (anon): Let's get matching cock rings Hello91: bet (anon): I am the future flash Logan34: wtf is wrong with some of you people Hello91: we going pick cherry or adam and eve Vulpix_axel: Bean choose a number 1-5 (anon): Adam and Eve fs (anon): 2 Logan34: 4 Vulpix_axel: Are you guys bean? Shortestbean: 5 Vulpix_axel: No so stop answering. Vulpix_axel: Thank you bean. Shortestbean: Np (anon): Check it bitch, I'm 72% mexican, certified bean. Logan34: btuh i'm fucking bored (anon): Damn, did bored consent? Logan34: no not like that Vulpix_axel: I'm bored too. (anon): so you're just raping them? wtf man Logan34: no t fuck is wrong with you Dtrump: logan chill (anon): Stop getting triggered baby, it was just a joke. Logan34: sry just had a rough day is all Vulpix_axel: AHH I BROKE MY MAKE UP BRUSH!! Logan34: and please don't call me baby and L (anon): Damn how hard were you masturbating with it? Vulpix_axel: Logann be niceee! (anon): Sorry Logan. I hope your day's better tomorrow. Vulpix_axel: Nah I use a hairbrush. (anon): to masturbate Vulpix_axel: Yer, the handle. (anon): Yep (anon): Knew a chick that did that. She looked like you Vulpix_axel: 0-0 Tallguy: have you tried the brush part ? Vulpix_axel: No- (anon): She also liked to dress up as a clown. She was weird. Freaky but weird. Took medication though so she couldn't cum. (anon): She didn't take it so she couldn't cum, it was just an unfortunate side effect Vulpix_axel: Just came. ;) /C 01:00:02Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: Jk. Ashh: yo Hello91: heya Vulpix_axel: Hii. (anon): Hey Ashley. Ashlyn? Ashh: ashlyn Ashh: lol Tallguy: thats deadass a pretty name Tallguy: Imagine it in cursive 😩😩 Hello91: ash i just freaked oof out lmaooooo Ashh: its beautiful in cursive lmao Hello91: was on the phone with him Ashh: how is he Hello91: oh he's good Ashh: and whatd u do Hello91: i told him his sisters exact address Hello91: and his sisters name Hello91: and his dads full name (anon): Now pull the ultimate power move and fuck both of them to assert dominance. Hello91: and his moms criminal record, address, every town they've lived in, phone numbers etc. Ashh: ur fucking creepy XD Ashh: hmm bet u dont know mine Ashh: my adress Hello91: nope Hello91: i could only do it because i knew his mom's name Ashh: lol good ol google Ashh: i miss him (anon): The word daddy has been so sexualized that my daughter is going to have to call me dude. You can still call me daddy though ;) Prigrochik: https://xgifer.com/content/2022/12/sexy-asian-like-cum_001.webp Ashh: bet Prigrochik: https://xgifer.com/content/2022/07/jeans-shorts_001.webp Ashh: ...anyways Hello91: *plays with her hair as she sucks my member* Ashh: ok wtf Hello91: teehee :P Ashh: not even that, but who says member anymore XD Hello91: nah i'm just playing with yall Hello91: i may have forgotten a whisper in there. um Ashh: no my phone broke Ashh: dang Tallguy: member is crazy Ashh: u should see mine Hello91: give me a second i'll try getting them Hello91: fucking Hello91: whisper Hello91: piece Hello91: of Hello91: shit Ashh: lmao (anon): You move to stand over her, your cock still hard and throbbing. You look down at her, admiring her pretty little body as she lies there, staring up at you with innocent eyes as she waits for your next move. "You were getting too greedy," you say, your voice low and deep. "I need to remind you of your place." Prigrochik: https://xgifer.com/content/2022/11/tiiiight-pants-camel-toe_001.webp (anon): You reach down to grab her by the hair, pulling her up to her knees. You can feel her body tense with anticipation as you hold her there, your eyes locked onto hers. You can see the way her chest heaves with every breath, the way her nipples stand out hard and erect against her skin. "You're going to take what I give you," you say, your voice filled with a mix of dominance and lust. "And you're going to love every second of it." Ashh: wtf is happening XD Tallguy: dont play (anon): You push her back down onto the bed, your hands moving to grab her by the hips. You can feel her body tense as you position yourself behind her, your cock pressing against her wet pussy. "You're going to beg for it," you say, your voice husky with desire. "You're going to beg for me to treat you like the whore you are." You push into her, feeling the tightness of her pussy as you slide in deep. You can feel the way her body responds to you, the way she arches her back and moans in pleasure. (anon): Suddenly, the Kool-aid man bursts into the room, shouting "Oh, yeah!" as he starts to violently masturbate to the scene of you pounding Ashlyn. Ashh: WHAT (anon): im so confused Ashh: lmfao Djshrimpdick: im so confused (anon): what's confusing? Prigrochik: https://xgifer.com/content/2022/12/lina-belfiore_001.webp Hello91: nah (anon): I wrote a sex scene just so I could have the Kool-aid man burst in. That's all. Prigrochik: https://xgifer.com/content/2022/11/hypno-babecock-cosplay_001.gif Djshrimpdick: that is a massive penis Ashh: its my massive penis Djshrimpdick: nice Ashh: id let the kool aid man fuck me Djshrimpdick: good for you Ashh: but only so see if first, does his cum taste like kool aid, and when he finishes does he yell "oh yeah" /C 01:26:35Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: obviously Ashh: lol Ashh: MY BOOBS HURT Djshrimpdick: haha Hello91: want me to massage them? Tallguy: sounds like cancer Djshrimpdick: ive been told i have soft hands Ashh: thanks lol? Vulpix_axel: DJ!! Djshrimpdick: HAI Vulpix_axel: HI!!! Hello91: anyways Hello91: um Hello91: oof Hello91: ignore that Djshrimpdick: ? Ashh: LOL Logan34: ignore what? (anon): 6 Logan34: what happened Vulpix_axel: 0////0 Ashh: oh trust me he wont mind Djshrimpdick: im so fucking confused Hello91: oh he does Hello91: i'm on the phone with him Hello91: he just got on Ashh: lmao Ashh: oooo ur in troubleeee Ashh: XD Logan34: hello what you do? Ashh: he hit on me Djshrimpdick: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING Ashh: I DID Djshrimpdick: HOW Logan34: oh ok Ashh: Ashh: MY BOOBS HURT Ashh: Hello91: want me to massage them? Djshrimpdick: oh that Ashh: yup Logan34: why the hell do your boobs hurt Vulpix_axel: Womans boobs just randomly hurt some times. Logan34: oh ok then Ashh: exactly Logan34: kind of like how a man's balls hurt randomly Djshrimpdick: i dont think thats normal Vulpix_axel: No.. It's not.. Logan34: oh Logan34: umm be right back Djshrimpdick: i get random muscle cramps but not random ball pains Logan34: ok it's not normal Djshrimpdick: =\ Djshrimpdick: nope Logan34: help (anon): You have hiv and death is imminent Djshrimpdick: no helping there (anon): Yes helping Logan34: no and yay Ashh: night yall Djshrimpdick: adios Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Logan34: ghjbytvcuvzxvvcvukbniy Vulpix_axel: Hand* Logan34: ya know Vulpix_axel: Oops- Logan34: rp moment Vulpix_axel: It's not rp it's complaining- Logan34: sure Djshrimpdick: *stares blankly into the abyss* Vulpix_axel: *jumps on Dj* Djshrimpdick: *falls into abyss* Vulpix_axel: *smiles at Dj* /C 01:53:08Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: nice Keigo: Hey Djshrimpdick: hola Vulpix_axel: KEI RISKY SAYS HE LOVES YOU!! Logan34: ok everyone has a bf/gf on this chat but me (except for dtrump) Logan34: hooray Djshrimpdick: *the abyss stares back into my soul* Vulpix_axel: *stands infront of Dj* Hello91: twinsies fr logan (anon): Same Hello91: only difference is that i don't really want one at the moment Hello91: i've already rizzed up about every woman on here who actually talks in gen chat Djshrimpdick: im just being a fucking idiot Logan34: not surprising Djshrimpdick: there were like 2 weeks in a row where i would announce my presence with "peepee poopoo" Hello91: ik Hello91: i remember that Djshrimpdick: ye Logan34: but i'm not trying to rizz anyone up though Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Djshrimpdick: im not either Logan34: hey whats so funny axel Hello91: i'm not at the moment Hello91: i rizzed up "carm" today though Djshrimpdick: nice Logan34: and how'd that go? Vulpix_axel: No you didn't you made Carm uncomfortable.. Hello91: let's be real though it's cam so it was a given i could riz her up Hello91: rizz* Hello91: oh poor axel Vulpix_axel: And what's so funny is I'm in a blind panic.. Vulpix_axel: Huh? (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m2NaejK3NLQ Hello91: you really didn't see it? Hello91: Shortestbean: mm~~~~~ Djshrimpdick: ? Hello91: not giving details on what happened but my rizz doesnt fail Djshrimpdick: imagin having positive rizz Hello91: i could bring out more stuff Hello91: Shortestbean: your so sweet Djshrimpdick: who the hell is shortestbean Logan34: carman Djshrimpdick: oh Hello91: Shortestbean: * I play with his hair* Hello91: just proving axel wrong really quick Djshrimpdick: deadass that is one of the best feelings Hello91: without getting into the spicy topics Djshrimpdick: just laying in someones lap while they mess with your hair Hello91: fr Hello91: so axel Hello91: what do you have to say about that Hello91: you can't even blame her because you've fallen victim to my rizz as well Djshrimpdick: hol up Hello91: i've left her speechless Hello91: yes dj? Djshrimpdick: nvm Djshrimpdick: i forgot what i was gonna say Hello91: i've left axel stunned, speechless, and quite possibly, bamboozled Djshrimpdick: flabberghasted Logan34: yo i need to see that Hello91: axel check discord and i can give you proof i didn't just type that Djshrimpdick: see what logan? Logan34: how bamboozled she was Djshrimpdick: oh Vulpix_axel: Sorry what I was cleaning my soul. Hello91: check discord to see the proof that i rizzed her up Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/f8/c0/e6/f8c0e67502fbdefab2e704cf030148ac.jpg Djshrimpdick: mama mia Vulpix_axel: Lmao, that made me think of Logan. Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/69/36/2c/69362cc5bb7f513476e09fe7c0b7e691.jpg Hello91: axel is stunned at the proof Djshrimpdick: *gets bored* Hello91: *sucks dj's dick so he'll stay* Djshrimpdick: WTH Vulpix_axel: *hits Nate* BAck off you spooky bitch!! Djshrimpdick: *passes out from flabberghastation* Hello91: *moans after being hit* punish me like a naughty little boy mommy Hello91: i mean Hello91: um Logan34: ayo Djshrimpdick: ... /C 02:19:40Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: quoting that shit Djshrimpdick: frftr\ Djshrimpdick: i love grammar Logan34: on god Logan34: dead chat Djshrimpdick: frfr Hello91: nah just rizzing more people up Logan34: syre Logan34: sure Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d2/77/36/d2773679653d3e953ac96bdd644a5d15.jpg Tallguy: lol Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/e7/63/ca/e763ca77ac417264fd8e859bf1ec53b0.jpg Djshrimpdick: thats my kid Djshrimpdick: looks just like his uncle Logan34: lol Izzy_blight: Jimmy snorted too much meth, ripped his dick off and was hit by a bus on the way to work in 1985 Logan34: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/de/21/85/de2185c052aeca0653682414f4c327c6.jpg Djshrimpdick: nice Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/1b/60/57/1b60577ec1dbaf991004cec9c97d1712.jpg Logan34: oh Logan34: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjJ9loUSxUpN8Jp3tTg2pRciTfn0sPXWVKzZkfD_GHNDRYs11-yPXb5vEUR00zKqUgIZo:https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ssnU_efo0GM/hq2.jpg%3Fsqp%3D-oaymwEoCOADEOgC8quKqQMcGADwAQH4AdgEgALQBYoCDAgAEAEYZSBYKFgwDw%3D%3D%26rs%3DAOn4CLCh8hZ-YF9pjlOAEnJjimLKG-1wdw&usqp=CAU Djshrimpdick: pinterest is interesting Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/5e/28/bb/5e28bb1eee13b35c0247080a31798b93.jpg Logan34: the slugolisa Logan34: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/909448243849592893/940659368247046164/later_pops.mp4 Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/eb/08/b9/eb08b9f6ae46db06347c0b213eec5861.jpg Logan34: https://thumbsnap.com/i/6aokB6PB.mp4 Djshrimpdick: so thats where i woke up at this morning Djshrimpdick: deadass Djshrimpdick: this chat is a dead ass Logan34: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088433355856560148/1105591374268608512/tom_and_jerry.mp4 Vulpix_axel: AHHH! Djshrimpdick: damn Logan34: https://thumbsnap.com/i/nSTTdV1D.mp4https://thumbsnap.com/i/nSTTdV1D.mp4 Djshrimpdick: ayooo Logan34: https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.2U4m3S6bKwv1QupUe59KPAHaEK?w=294&h=180&c=7&r=0&o=5&pid=1.7 Djshrimpdick: i gotta wake up hella early tm so buenos noches mi amiogos Logan34: see ya Logan34: dead chat (anon): E Logan34: E? /C 02:46:14Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: hello anyone on? Vulpix_axel: Mee. Logan34: oh hey Vulpix_axel: Hi. Logan34: i am bored Vulpix_axel: Same. Logan34: you got any idea as to what we can do Vulpix_axel: Not really.. Logan34: you wanna do something stupid? Logan34: bruh you die? Vulpix_axel: . Vulpix_axel: I was on a different tab. Logan34: oh ok well do you? Vulpix_axel: Sure like what? Logan34: idk i got nothing but are you able to call rn or nah Vulpix_axel: No. =/ Logan34: actually nvm i'm about to go to sleep maybe just give me a minute Tallguy: awwww Watzxy: Hi /C 03:12:46Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: Hello. Vulpix_axel: UGH!! Vulpix_axel: =9 Vulpix_axel: =( /C 03:39:19Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: ok i'm back (anon): Has Izzy been on? Or anyone who isn't either constantly horny or a child? Izzy_blight: No sir Izzy_blight: No one here but us horny kids Ishipwillowandhunter: Are you lying to me, daughter? You know I don't like liars *maintains intense death stare while nutting* Izzy_blight: *pees pants and faints in fear* Tallguy: my horny has been satisfied today Dtrump: i rarely get horny anymore Tallguy: I just it out of bored Tallguy: boredom Izzy_bllght: RAH Hello91: CAUSE I'M A GREMLIN Hello91: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /C 04:05:53Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kb8pBCzBLV4 Ishipwillowandhunter: I have a new recipe I want to try out Hello91: michyyyyyyy Hello91: grace says no mustard gas and no meth Hello91: and she says to know the shit off Hello91: knock Vulpix_axel: ..... Dtrump: good Ishipwillowandhunter: Tell Grace I said I might as well make my own meth if I'm going to be taking it anyway. Also I love you <3 Hello91: was the i love you for me or grace Ishipwillowandhunter: Both Hello91: love you too daddy Hello91: she says she's going to start drinking her peach moonshine Hello91: so respectably Hello91: don't Hello91: i'm not dealing with her thinking it's 5pm at 1am Dtrump: moonshine wow Ishipwillowandhunter: Lmfao fair. It's too late though, I already took some Hello91: mf Hello91: NUH UHHHHHH /C 04:32:26Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shushiboo: EXCUSE YOU Shushiboo: Mf Ishipwillowandhunter: Oh also I'm gay Ishipwillowandhunter: Pop Ishipwillowandhunter: *oop Shushiboo: Mhm Dtrump: my neck is all twisted rn Hello91: i'll fuck you mich Shushiboo: That’s nice nate Shushiboo: Same Hello91: no Hello91: mine Hello91: MINE Shushiboo: Mhm Hello91: NIGGA Ishipwillowandhunter: Sorry I'm daddy Mate's Hello91: I WILL FUCK BOTH OF YALL TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE Ishipwillowandhunter: *Nate's Hello91: thanks michy Shushiboo: Eh fair Hello91: that's what i thought mf Hello91: can't wait for out call later tonight daddy Shushiboo: Mfs Shushiboo: I’ll put you both in an icebox Dtrump: icebox? Shushiboo: Mhm like a cooler Shushiboo: Icebox just sounds better Dtrump: oh like a freezer Ishipwillowandhunter: Can't wait for it baby <3 Shushiboo: Mhm Ishipwillowandhunter: I already have the cum rag ready Shushiboo: That or I’ll chloroform you both so 🤷‍♀️ Shushiboo: Put you in the near permanent sleep Hello91: bet Hello91: wew'll take that Hello91: wait till after we fuck though please Shushiboo: Hmm Shushiboo: Maybe Hello91: *carresses mich's thigh* Izzy_blight: What the guck is happening Shushiboo: Daynum Hello91: he my passenger princess fr Ishipwillowandhunter: Oh my *blushes intensely and cums* UwU s-sowwy daddy Hello91: good boy~ Shushiboo: Sometimes I question my life choices Hello91: *licks up mich's cum nice and slowly* Izzy_blight: I think I'm gonna be sick Shushiboo: *holds izzy* it’s okay ignore them Hello91: well make sure to keep your mouth open after Hello91: i still need to use it Hello91: love you izzy <3 Ishipwillowandhunter: Sowwy Izzy :c I j-just wuv daddy Nate so much Shushiboo: Mich Shushiboo: No Ishipwillowandhunter: Y-yes? Shushiboo: Just no Hello91: mich Hello91: yes Shushiboo: Nate stfu Hello91: be a good boy and listen to daddy Shushiboo: Smh Hello91: *kisses izzy and grabs mich's ass* Ishipwillowandhunter: *bends over and exposes ass to Nate teasingly* Yes daddy UwU Izzy_blight: Danm Ishipwillowandhunter: OwO Shushiboo: Damn Mich I really need to loan you my sundress then Hello91: *pulls out my rock hard member, My ED magically cured by izzy and mich* Faker: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON Hello91: stfu faker Shushiboo: LMAOO THIS IS GREAT Hello91: let the grown ups fuck (anon): Sex Dtrump: who Hello91: *pull izzy in close and whispers in her ear* if you suck my dick i'll give you some jellybeans and i'll crush jimmy's balls in a hydraulic press~ Tallguy: Fuck Tallguy: Fuck Tallguy: Fucj Izzy_blight: Oh yes Tallguy: Wooooooo Ishipwillowandhunter: *sees your huge throbbing cock and blushes intensely, starting to drool at the thought of it in my mouth. My pupils turn to hearts and I subconsciously get on my knees* P-please give it to me Tallguy: keep going Izzy_blight: Gawrsh Izzy_blight: Guh-hyuk Izzy_blight: *slaps dick* Hello91: good boy~ *i look at izzy and mich as mich sucks my cock and i give izzy jellybeans for being so adorable* Ishipwillowandhunter: I can't fucking breath I'm sorry hahaha Hello91: lol Izzy_blight: Thank you dad 🥹 Ishipwillowandhunter: And I say that because I'm choking on your cock~ Hello91: *i moan softly and grab mich's head as i shoot a bucket-full of cum in his throat* Faker: AGH Dtrump: ugh Izzy_blight: Agh Izzy_blight: Yarrgh Hello91: ugh~ Hello91: aghnn~ Izzy_blight: Gug Faker: ... Hello is on that zinc... Izzy_blight: he on the meth Ishipwillowandhunter: *chokes and struggles to swallow as your cum spills down my throat* Dtrump: zinc? Ishipwillowandhunter: *sees the neighbors cat in the window and instantly becomes hard* Faker: ... trump doesnt know about the zinc... very telling Faker: oh what the fuck Dtrump: zinc is deadly? Faker: ... some of yall fuckers need your livers pickled Hello91: *i turn around and present my ass to mich* Faker: OH NO Hello91: and i have pissed grace off Dtrump: that mute button looks cool now Hello91: gtg deal with this mich give me a second Ishipwillowandhunter: Its okay, yeah alright Faker: thats fucking it sub sandwich is coming into chat Izzy_blight: Alright for reasons unrelated to this im on the verge of a depression crash so I'm gonna go write a heartbreak mini story while listening to mr brightside on loop. Leave any calls with my assistant Faker: 1 large Italian sub roll 1 tablespoon Italian vinaigrette 1/2 tablespoon balsamic vinegar 1/4 pound sliced provolone cheese 1/3 pound sliced rosemary ham 1/4 pound sliced mortadella 1/4 pound sliced hot soppressata 3 tomato campari tomatoes, thickly sliced 1/4 small onion, thinly sliced 1 packed cup baby arugula 2 tablespoons coarsely chopped banana peppers Kosher salt, to taste Freshly ground black pepper, to taste Hello91: back daddy Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm izzy's assistant by the way. She pays me next to nothing but she's cute so I stay. Wb baby Hello91: then assist her in sucking my cock Hello91: zaddy Hello91: where ny izzy Hello91: oh fyck Teachingaccident: shyit Hello91: my rdugs aer kivkinh ib Teachingaccident: shr fphs begni sputid Ishipwillowandhunter: Oop /C 04:58:59Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Boo bitches Teachingaccident: boob itches Keigo: ... Faker: There is a bomb somewhere Keigo: Nice Keigo: I've gtg love yall gn (anon): Gn Kohen: A Izzy_blight: Somehow I feel even worse now. Lowkey might kick a gopher in the mouth /C 05:25:32Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Ight bruh Keigo: Go to sleep fuckers Keigo: THERES A SPIDER Keigo: I need to protect from my mother Keigo: What do I do with the spider Ishipwillowandhunter: Kiss it Keigo: Show it to my mother Keigo: I have captured the spider Keigo: what do I do Keigo: Now Keigo: My brother threatened to squish the spider Keigo: Who wants to see the spider (anon): me Keigo: Make damn call (anon): Take a pic Keigo: Nah bro I'm good (anon): No spider pic? (anon): :( Keigo: No no spider pic (anon): why not :( Keigo: I don't feel like taking picture Keigo: a* Keigo: What should I name my spider (anon): I can’t give him a name if I never saw him before Keigo: Small brown spider that's what looks like Keigo: My mother killed my spider T^T (anon): Finch (anon): NO NOT FINCH Keigo: FINCH IS DEAD BRO (anon): 😭😭 (anon): NOOOOOOOOOoO😭😭😭😭😭 /C 05:52:04Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Ik finch was a good boi (anon): THAT BITCH KILLED FINCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Keigo: IK FINCH WAS TO CUTE (anon): :( Keigo: T^T (anon): I felt like I knew him for forever. But… now he’s gone Keigo: Fr (anon): T^T Daddy_risk: KIKI Keigo: BABY Daddy_risk: I MISSED U Daddy_risk: u on the road? Keigo: Yes Daddy_risk: thats good Keigo: We're in cel elum Daddy_risk: how was your day baby? Keigo: Idk Keigo: Fine Keigo: My phones bout to die Tho Daddy_risk: nooooooo:( Daddy_risk: i love you Dtrump: good Keigo: Fuck u my spiders dead nkw Keigo: now (anon): :( the bitch smooshed finch Dtrump: i wann rip my brain out Daddy_risk: why (anon): same Keigo: i'm on FBI's most wanted list Daddy_risk: lol why Dtrump: my mental health is struggling Daddy_risk: same Keigo: I've murdered more people then u and I know Daddy_risk: baby dd u take your meds today? Keigo: Hugh no Daddy_risk: did* Keigo: gtg Daddy_risk: ok ly Dtrump: i got of my prozac and now am shit. Daddy_risk: damn they took me off my zoloft bc it had nme in manic state for 3 months Daddy_risk: no im on latuda Daddy_risk: which mkes me sick if i dont eat food before i take it Daddy_risk: now* Oofalladeez: Excuse me sir yr u up? Daddy_risk: just woke up y r u up? Dtrump: if some meds kill me i could care less at this point Daddy_risk: damn Daddy_risk: thunder woke me up... Oofalladeez: About to go to sleep again Daddy_risk: ya kiki had to go so prolly /C 06:18:38Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: ima go back to sleep Oofalladeez: Ok gn Daddy_risk: gn Oofalladeez: Im goin to bed too gn guys (anon): Gn /C 06:45:11Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi /C 07:11:44Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 07:38:18Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 08:04:51Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 08:31:23Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 08:57:56Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 09:24:29Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 09:51:02Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi (anon): hi (anon): uh Dtrump: hi /C 10:17:35Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi Inasg_no: HEY TRUMP Toxic_catboy: Mernin peeps /C 10:44:08Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:10:41Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: afternoon sexy /C 11:37:14Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 12:03:46Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: . Shortestbean: Goooood morning! Shortestbean: Back /C 12:30:19Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: Cock Inasg_no: pussy Toxic_catboy: Any1 up Inasg_no: me Toxic_catboy: Morning beutiful Toxic_catboy: Wyd? Inasg_no: afternoon sexy Inasg_no: js on my phone rn, going down to this pool place in a bit wbu? Toxic_catboy: ;) Toxic_catboy: Apex ig Toxic_catboy: I also got sad music Toxic_catboy: Im chillin Inasg_no: nice Inasg_no: aww Inasg_no: are you feeling alr? Toxic_catboy: Not rlly Inasg_no: wanna walk abt it? im here if you need me Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: if you said anything resend pls Inasg_no: HEAVEN WHEN I FOUND YOU AGAIN Inasg_no: HOW COULD WE EVER JUST BE FRIENDS Inasg_no: I WOULD Inasg_no: RATHER DIE THAN LRT YOU GO Inasg_no: JULIET TO YOUR ROMEO HOW I HEARD YOU SAY /C 12:56:51Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I got bored, so I’m back Daddy_risk: i stg, if my grandmother tells me " its time to get up, up up up" one more fucking time im going to kms Shortestbean: Lmao Shortestbean: Have fun Shortestbean: * twerks* Daddy_risk: im not fucking joking, the old hag is supposed to be at work today, and instead she s here , at home, pissing me off before my day even started Shortestbean: Oof……. Shortestbean: I’m bored Daddy_risk: i want to fucking sleep, i have work tm and idk how many days i have to work in a row but istg f work another 6 days in a row, 8 hours each and i didnt get to sleep in today..... Daddy_risk: i dont even know what ima do Shortestbean: Idk Shortestbean: I woke up at 3 am Daddy_risk: omfg nobody else is on Shortestbean: Had cookies Shortestbean: Then fell back asleep Shortestbean: Ikkkkkk Daddy_risk: i woke up at 9 am sharp, pisses me off Shortestbean: Nice 👍🏻 Daddy_risk: i gtg Shortestbean: K….bye! Shortestbean: * twerks* I’m bored Shortestbean: Back /C 13:23:23Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I’m bored Pussydestroyer91: leuts Shortestbean: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Pussydestroyer91: heyyyyy Shortestbean: Hruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Pussydestroyer91: goooood Shortestbean: Slayyyy Pussydestroyer91: preachhhh Shortestbean: Huh? Pussydestroyer91: grl you slayed thai one Pussydestroyer91: that‘ Shortestbean: * twerks* ik, I always slay Pussydestroyer91: damnnn Shortestbean: Want a beer? Pussydestroyer91: sure Shortestbean: * hands beer* Pussydestroyer91: thanks Alisha: But Franz Kellerbier please Shortestbean: * chugs beer* Pussydestroyer91: chugs pussy Shortestbean: Slayyyyyyyyyy Alisha: Go away Shortestbean: Nooooo Pussydestroyer91: no stayy Shortestbean: I ammmmm Pussydestroyer91: im in loveee Pussydestroyer91: hahahahahaha Alisha: Go Shortestbean: Yasssssssss Shortestbean: Nooo Pussydestroyer91: dont leave Alisha: Kick shortestbean Pussydestroyer91: no Shortestbean: * twerks* Alisha: Kick luca Pussydestroyer91: shortestbean were meet Again Shortestbean: It a party in the usaaaaaaaa Pussydestroyer91: in germany to Shortestbean: Yasssssssss Alisha: Hurensohn Pussydestroyer91: insta¿ Shortestbean: You want another beer? Alisha: Bot Pussydestroyer91: YEAH SURE Shortestbean: Yassssssssssssss * gives beer* Alisha: Franz klellerbeer Please Pussydestroyer91: thanks Shortestbean: Mhm Shortestbean: I’ve been drunk the past two days Alisha: Same Shortestbean: Slayyyyyyyyy Pussydestroyer91: shells like teen spirit Pussydestroyer91: were all drink girls please Shortestbean: * twerks* yassssssssssss Alisha: Are you gay? Shortestbean: No Shortestbean: I’m bisexual Pussydestroyer91: Checkpottttt Pussydestroyer91: ohhh damenbesuch im hetero Shortestbean: * twerks* Pussydestroyer91: damnn shawty give me your insta please Pussydestroyer91: we will never meet again Shortestbean: I can’t….my phone is broken Shortestbean: I’m on my ipad Pussydestroyer91: ohhh thats a low one Pussydestroyer91: same here ahhahha Rbn: hahahaha Shortestbean: Slayyyyyyyyyy Shortestbean: Who are u guys?~ Pussydestroyer91: how old are you Rbn: im 15 Shortestbean: I’m 17 Pussydestroyer91: damnnn Pussydestroyer91: me to Rbn: where do you live Pussydestroyer91: she comes from usa Pussydestroyer91: but dont know were Rbn: red deutsch du hurensohn Shortestbean: I was born in Mississippi Pussydestroyer91: DAMNNNN Pussydestroyer91: Are you full american Shortestbean: YASSsSsS Shortestbean: No Rbn: are you having a stroke Pussydestroyer91: what are youu Pussydestroyer91: im sicilian Rbn: gay Shortestbean: I think I’m a little bit of Latina, but I’m not sure…..I need to ask my mom Pussydestroyer91: you shut the fuck up rbn Pussydestroyer91: damnnn latinaa Shortestbean: And a little bit of german Pussydestroyer91: noo wayy Rbn: can you speak german Pussydestroyer91: can you speak Shortestbean: No :( Rbn: looser Pussydestroyer91: should we teach you Shortestbean: My dad was supposed to teach me, but he died Shortestbean: Yes!! Rbn: F Pussydestroyer91: im sorry for u Shortestbean: TEACH ME Shortestbean: And it’s ok Pussydestroyer91: dont listen to this arschlöcher in this chat Rbn: whats your phone number Shortestbean: What does that mean? Pussydestroyer91: men shes 17 Shortestbean: Again, my phone is broken Rbn: i am 15 Pussydestroyer91: you but you safe has an Ig Shortestbean: And I don’t remember my phone number Pussydestroyer91: damnn thats sadd Rbn: he is a sicilian mafia boss Pussydestroyer91: in this small time we can never teach you german Pussydestroyer91: dont fuck with me rbn Shortestbean: My brother broke my pc, my Mac book, and my phone Rbn: k Pussydestroyer91: i dont think so hahahaha Pussydestroyer91: you just dont trust us but its okay Shortestbean: Yesssss, pls tech me Pussydestroyer91: im mean look at my name Pussydestroyer91: tf Pussydestroyer91: im soo bored Rbn: he was born 91‘ he is a ceep Rbn: creep Shortestbean: * twerks* L Pussydestroyer91: men im a sexy mf dont fuck with me cause im beautiful n Rbn: man* Shortestbean: I’m short Pussydestroyer91: damn latina in chat but shes not in love with me Shortestbean: I’m 4’11 Pussydestroyer91: f in chat Pussydestroyer91: im large af Shortestbean: I’m small af Pussydestroyer91: as a sicilian its not notmsl Rbn: but he is bold Pussydestroyer91: but still sexy you mf Shortestbean: Are u guys siblings? Shortestbean: Or friends Pussydestroyer91: no palls Shortestbean: Ok Pussydestroyer91: sitting in class Rbn: he is my step bro Pussydestroyer91: just bored af Shortestbean: I take online class Pussydestroyer91: men just dont listen to rbn Shortestbean: I’m homeschooled Rbn: Fußpilz Rbn: man* Eileen82: Wie komme ich rein Pussydestroyer91: damnn is it ccol? Daddy_risk: i have to go get bloodwork done, i hate needles and i have to get bloodwork done Daddy_risk: help me Shortestbean: It will be ok risk Shortestbean: You need to squeeze my hand? Daddy_risk: ik but im terrified Pussydestroyer91: men why are so many peaple in this chat /C 13:49:55Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Rbn: man* people* Daddy_risk: i fucking hate needles Shortestbean: Ik Pussydestroyer91: JUST DO IT Pussydestroyer91: it will be okay Pussydestroyer91: were here Rbn: I‘m not Shortestbean: *hugs* it will be ok Rbn: *dies of cringe* Pussydestroyer91: ahhahahahha Pussydestroyer91: you mf Shortestbean: * slaps Rbn* Pussydestroyer91: damnnn shes perfect Rbn: again Pussydestroyer91: ahahhahahaha you mf shes with me drinking beers Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Daddy_risk: bean u dont understand, my earlest memory is from when i was 3 years old wth MRSA on my face and i had needles and Q-tips going at my face with no numbing Shortestbean: Oh shit…. Daddy_risk: i HATE needles Pussydestroyer91: damnn men thats hard Daddy_risk: well my mom is here gtg Pussydestroyer91: good Daddy_risk: wish me luck Pussydestroyer91: good luck men Daddy_risk: ty Pussydestroyer91: you will do it Shortestbean: Fuck you, Rbn Pussydestroyer91: i think shortestbean just leave me Shortestbean: I’m here Pussydestroyer91: hahahahahaha men yes fuck you robinnn Pussydestroyer91: damnn its so boring heree Shortestbean: * twerks* it’s never boring when I’m here Pussydestroyer91: yr right ahahaha Pussydestroyer91: but what can we do Shortestbean: Mhm Pussydestroyer91: men need to change my name its so embarassing Shortestbean: Hehehehehehe Pussydestroyer91: just bo Pussydestroyer91: just still bored Pussydestroyer91: i dont call you boo dont worry Shortestbean: * twerks* Shortestbean: K Pussydestroyer91: hmmmm Ashh: bloop Shortestbean: Mommy! Pussydestroyer91: heyy ash Ashh: hey princess Shortestbean: Hiiiii Ashh: and idk u but nice username lmfao Pussydestroyer91: thanks hahaha but its a lil bit embarassing Ashh: whys that Pussydestroyer91: im just bored af all my palls just leave Pussydestroyer91: men i mean pussydestroyer i mean cmonnn Ashh: i might need u to prove it ;) Ashh: jk Pussydestroyer91: no dont know it men Ashh: lol id be proud to have that username Pussydestroyer91: then chsnge it Pussydestroyer91: shorty you still with me? Ashh: ayo my shorty Shortestbean: Yes Pussydestroyer91: yeahyy Pussydestroyer91: ashh female or male Ashh: im a girl Pussydestroyer91: how old Ashh: 16 until november Pussydestroyer91: congrats Ashh: ikr Pussydestroyer91: but what are you all do in this chat hahahhaa Ashh: we flirt with eachother, say dumb shit, argue politics Ashh: we send a lot of meme lmao Shortestbean: I twerk Ashh: yea u do ;) Pussydestroyer91: damnn chilll Pussydestroyer91: hahahahahaha Shortestbean: Mhm! Pussydestroyer91: hmmmm Ashh: my fuckin back hurts Shortestbean: * I rub her back* Pussydestroyer91: then go to a thai boy and get a message Ashh: thanks princess Shortestbean: Np Ashh: a massage sounds nice rn lmao Pussydestroyer91: So jetzt wird Deutsch geredet Ashh: it most definatly is lmao Pussydestroyer91: Ihr Amerikaner postet immer so viel das ihr so gerne Deutsch sprechen wollt stimmt das wirklich Ashh: i think your the first here to speak german Pussydestroyer91: JA Shortestbean: Huh? Pussydestroyer91: googel stranslate helps Shortestbean: Ik Ashh: lol Shortestbean: I’m to lazy Pussydestroyer91: no need to worry shorts i just missed to speak german Pussydestroyer91: i wait Shortestbean: And I’m extremely tierd Ashh: dang, sleep with methen, i mean what Shortestbean: ASH Shortestbean: NO Ashh: WHY NOT Pussydestroyer91: Ash was geht bei dirrr Shortestbean: BECaUSE Pussydestroyer91: tf Pussydestroyer91: leave her alone Shortestbean: No Shortestbean: She’s mine Pussydestroyer91: damn Pussydestroyer91: ,,leave the chat,, Shortestbean: No Pussydestroyer91: nahhh just kiddin Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/05/ae/b9/05aeb92dcced998b19805dcb784d97e3.jpg Shortestbean: THATS ME Pussydestroyer91: i dont think so Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/97/7c/91/977c9113e3fb2c19f6a3bba7c34887e2.jpg Shortestbean: Lol Pussydestroyer91: are you palls Ashh: yeah Pussydestroyer91: Nice Pussydestroyer91: mine just leave Shortestbean: * twerks* Shortestbean: Nice 👍🏻 Ashh: *throws money* Shortestbean: Yasssss Pussydestroyer91: yeahhh Pussydestroyer91: im sorry i need to go Ashh: dang ok Shortestbean: Ok Pussydestroyer91: thanks for that twerky slayed chat Shortestbean: Np Ashh: loll Pussydestroyer91: Aufwiedersehen /C 14:16:28Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/571573356906807299/577304967329742848/jacksepticeye.mp4 Shortestbean: Lol Ashh: im making a game Shortestbean: Can I join Ashh: yeah but ill be actually playing Shortestbean: Ok (anon): ?/c /C 14:43:01Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 15:09:31Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Parrot: E Shortestbean: Anyway Shortestbean: I hate life :) Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: Tay!!!! Shortestbean: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii Inasg_no: hey /C 15:36:05Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I’m a very sad bean :) Shortestbean: Imma go have another mental breakdown (anon): The only time men get flowers is at their funeral. (anon): I have never once seen a woman buy a man flowers. Shortestbean: I have (anon): Oh, actually my mother used to buy my father flowers on Valentines day. Inasg_no: I have Shortestbean: Hi tay… Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: Imma go cry, I’ll be back Inasg_no: ok /C 16:02:38Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Soup500: UwU Soup500: Hewwo Inasg_no: hey soup hru Soup500: Drinking my feelings away Inasg_no: fair enough. I'm doing that later Soup500: I have butterscotch and fanta Inasg_no: nice Inasg_no: I have lots of vodka. Lots. Ishipwillowandhunter: That you won't be drinking Soup500: zoro.to got taken down Soup500: kms Parrot: E again Soup500: no Parrot: Oh hi Parrot: Big tits or big ass? Inasg_no: yes I will Todd_clorox: I love to sucks toes. Parrot: And no one listens to me as alwwaysa Ishipwillowandhunter: No you won't Parrot: I wish I got some context every time I join Todd_clorox: I wish my parents would let me do drugs. Parrot: I wish people would actually listen to me instead reading one part and make a meme of it Inasg_no: yes I will Inasg_no: hi parrot Parrot: Hey Inasg_no: are you okay Inasg_no: I'll listen to you Parrot: Who's in school and who isn't Ishipwillowandhunter: Big ass fs Ishipwillowandhunter: Not me Todd_clorox: Big nipples Ishipwillowandhunter: Thick thighs though, those are best Parrot: Well, that's more ppl than I expected. Thx Inasg_no: I am Parrot: Now I feel bad. Continue as I was never here Inasg_no: no Ishipwillowandhunter: Na Inasg_no: how's your day been parrot Ishipwillowandhunter: How you doing parrot? Parrot: Sorry if I disrupt some roleplay here Parrot: Also fine Inasg_no: we aren't rp? Inasg_no: how are you feeling Ishipwillowandhunter: We aren't roleplaying, you're not disrupting anything Parrot: Idk what exactly you all doing Inasg_no: talking Inasg_no: planning Todd_clorox: Eating ass. Inasg_no: no Todd_clorox: yes Inasg_no: no Parrot: It's ok. Just confusing why some schools have summer breaks and some doesnt Todd_clorox: maybe Inasg_no: certainly not Inasg_no: dan Inasg_no: damn* Parrot: Why can't this society unite and make an unitary summer break Inasg_no: unlucky school of they don't Inasg_no: if Todd_clorox: I go to school to learn how to eat ass. Parrot: One language... and other ideals which reveals me as a techno-globalist Parrot: I think this chat does for now on Parrot: And I prefer ass because you can do more with it Parrot: big Inasg_no: no you don't todd Todd_clorox: Yes, I do. I'm getting my PhD in ass eating. Parrot: Fr Parrot: Oh I missed the ass-part Keigo: Gm Parrot: Who's the most successful here in chat? Todd_clorox: Me. Keigo: Ok sure Inasg_no: not you todd Parrot: But Fr who is in Harvard, has billions in bank account or whatever success is Todd_clorox: I've successfully eaten the most ass. So, yeah, me. Todd_clorox: Eaten billions of asses. Parrot: Too high expectations Inasg_no: that's great ig todd Parrot: One anon said he is teacher in some Dutch political university Parrot: mans I also meet some German milf teacher. There's a lot of teachers here Keigo: Huh Parrot: My observation Keigo: Is carp Keigo: Crap Parrot: So you never meet a teacher here Keigo: Well I've gtg bye guys ttyl Parrot: Bye Inasg_no: bye Todd_clorox: I've meet my grandma here. Inasg_no: ok Parrot: Does no one have any degree? The AIs are taking us Parrot: Any minute Todd_clorox: I already said I'm working on my ass eating degree. Parrot: ass-tastic Todd_clorox: yes Parrot: I bet you will be an Ass-Master Todd_clorox: No, assmaster isn't on. Parrot: F-ass-cinating Parrot: Jes-ass Christ Inasg_no: oml Todd_clorox: Ouch my legs? Parrot: Everything seems pointless Todd_clorox: It is. Parrot: When will we die? Our time is ticking /C 16:29:11Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Parrot: In the beginning, the parents and all the authorities were nice to us as children, but as we become adults, they see us as disgusting men, cannon fodder for corrupt rulers, slaves forcing our self for a few bucks Parrot: selves* But when Putin/USA starts nuclear war, correcting this one word wouldn't matter that much in comparasion to how small we are to the universe Parrot: ourselves* Gosh darnit Parrot: Yet, there are also cute little things, such as caring a child, just to see that they cares about his future 60-year-old-dad. Yet in this individualistic society, the young will abandon the elderly for self-pleasure. Forgetting/ignoring who raised/formed them. Parrot: When mom and dad comes home tired, their sons/daughters will read a fairly tale for them, after all the years reading. Inasg_no: hi Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: Hi Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: I’m so fucking depressed rn Todd_clorox: Who isn't? Shortestbean: True Inasg_no: tbh I was, but I've got my michy so honestly I'm happier Shortestbean: I just lost my best friend /C 16:55:45Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: sorry to hear Shortestbean: I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE Shortestbean: Imma just….* dies* Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: ... Shortestbean: :) Inasg_no: =/ Shortestbean: ANYWAY Shortestbean: Hru? Inasg_no: I could be a lot better but I'll be fine thanks for asking Shortestbean: Ok Keigo: rawr Inasg_no: ywah Inasg_no: yeah* Shortestbean: Back Inasg_no: yeah* Keigo: Wb Shortestbean: Ty Keigo: Np Shortestbean: Also, HI MOMMY KEI Keigo: I'm in the mountains Shortestbean: Slayyyyyy Keigo: Fr Inasg_no: wb Shortestbean: Ty Inasg_no: np /C 17:22:18Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: #goingdownthemoutain Shortestbean: Nate logged out Keigo: Which one Shortestbean: Oofalldeez Shortestbean: Oofalladeez* Keigo: Probably had work Shortestbean: No Shortestbean: I don’t think so Inasg_no: he isn't doing too good Shortestbean: Yea, ik that Inasg_no: mhm Shortestbean: Kei, risk missed you a lot Inasg_no: 1. Arabmen 2. Ashh in game Ligma balls 3. Assmaster 4. Ishipwillowandhunter 5. Keigo 6. Oofalladeez in game Ligma balls 7. Shortestbean 8. Toxic_catboy Inasg_no: he's on Keigo: Ik I got talk to him before I went to bed Keigo: Not me watchin animals Keigo: Anime Inasg_no: ew Keigo: Taytay u don't even watch anime shush Keigo: Wellima gobye Inasg_no: I hate it that's why Inasg_no: cya Shortestbean: I’m still a very sad bean Inasg_no: aren't we all tbh Shortestbean: True /C 17:48:52Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: Jimmy just got into my house even though all the doors and windows are locked and started dancing on the couch Shortestbean: I’m boredddddddddddd Shortestbean: Hahaha Shortestbean: Who is jimmy? Izzy_blight: A bad bad bad bad man Izzy_blight: He is so scary Shortestbean: Oh really? Izzy_blight: Yea he has a drug empire and loves kids way too much Shortestbean: Oh Shortestbean: So he is a pedo? Izzy_blight: Yes a very bad one Izzy_blight: He touched me when I was a little girl Shortestbean: Oh shit…I feel bad for you Izzy_blight: Meh it's alright, I was the one who came on to him so I deserved it Izzy_blight: I knew what I was getting myself into Shortestbean: O..oh Izzy_blight: He was just so cute I couldn't resist im sorry Shortestbean: No need to be sorry Shortestbean: You were just a kid Shortestbean: You didn’t know any batter Shortestbean: Better* Izzy_blight: I'm still a kid, i like playing with mega blocks Izzy_blight: It is so fun Shortestbean: Haha Izzy_blight: Hehe I wear diaper 🧷 Izzy_blight: Little baby Ishipwillowandhunter: IZZZYYYYYYYYYY Shortestbean: Hi mich! Izzy_blight: HhhhhhhhhhhhhhhJONATHAN Izzy_blight: *breaks table with bare hands* Ishipwillowandhunter: Carm! Ishipwillowandhunter: *sharts your dads pants* Inasg_no: bvk Inasg_no: bck Shortestbean: Wb! Inasg_no: tyy Shortestbean: Nppp /C 18:15:25Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Is anyone on? Inasg_no: me Shortestbean: Yay! Hi tay! Inasg_no: haii Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129437542987616290/1134191220185387133/16876321573201.mp4 Freak73: Hi (anon): E /C 18:41:59Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): Whos online? Keigo: Rawr Oofalladeez: No one? Ok Oofalladeez: Kei. Tay i see u 2 XD Keigo: I am bitch (anon): Or am I Keigo: It logged meout bruh Oofalladeez: Kei u in Oklahoma? Keigo: On my way Oofalladeez: Ehat time zone u in? State Inasg_no: NATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Keigo: 1145 Oofalladeez: TAYYYYYYYY Keigo: SHITTTTTTTTTT Oofalladeez: On phone wirh risk. He said he would be back around 7 EDT maybe later Inasg_no: HELLOOOOO Inasg_no: TELL RISK HE NEEDS TO FUCK KIKI OR I WILL Inasg_no: HAHAHAHHAA Inasg_no: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Inasg_no: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHAHSHSHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA Oofalladeez: He said he cant respond. Little ears Inasg_no: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHSHHHHSHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAJAJAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Inasg_no: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Inasg_no: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129437542987616290/1134189442748399676/Overwatch.mp4 Inasg_no: QLWLWJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Inasg_no: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHSHSHSHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA Assmaster: https://media.tenor.com/4XAQkOhjiEAAAAPo/shmil-s-half-life.mp4 Inasg_no: where everyone gone &( Inasg_no: :( Oofalladeez: Im here u Bri'ish Bish Inasg_no: I'm not a bithx :( you shush you American asshole Inasg_no: WHY TF CANT I TYPE Oofalladeez: XD Oofalladeez: Why are u telling me to shut my american asshole? Wtf? Inasg_no: you American asshole Inasg_no: YOU NOT YOUR -.- Oofalladeez: XD Inasg_no: American dick tho... especially those in Colorado...🥵 Oofalladeez: You like giraffe Dick? Oofalladeez: "Everyone say Colorado!" Oofalladeez: "IM A GIRAFFE!" Assmaster: https://media.tenor.com/Luh9xMPN7Y0AAAPo/reimu-hakurei.mp4 Inasg_no: I don't understand:( Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615139520135954453/1134180116507926548/Snaptik.app_7249468209559178538.mp4 Oofalladeez: Watch the vine Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615139520135954453/1134198974144856145/1.mp4 Oofalladeez: I gtg soon Inasg_no: don't go Oofalladeez: I'll come back on diff device soon Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615139520135954453/1134199521677676675/2.mp4 Inasg_no: YOU BETTER /C 19:08:32Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ihatetaxes07: Hey guys it’s oof Ihatetaxes07: On diff device Inasg_no: HEYOOOOOOOO Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/VsVr7sVp/tricked.png Izzy_blight: Bingham Inasg_no: hi Inasg_no: Izzy i love you Izzy_blight: I love you too baby I miss your GBHs /C 19:35:05Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: Ginormously big hamsters :} Inasg_no: lmfao you're adorable Izzy_blight: The best predators have ways of making themselves look appealing to prey Izzy_blight: I mean lol uwu thwank you Inasg_no: so adorable 😍 Izzy_blight: *smiles, cutely revealing my rows of adorable, jagged, bloodsoaked, razor-sharp rotten teeth* Inasg_no: what have you been eating? 🤔🤔 Izzy_blight: Look under the table. I wonder where your legs have gone...? Inasg_no: oop :c Izzy_blight: You might want to put some antiseptic on that, I have diseases... Izzy_blight: Derek Dressler's Disease is really terrible I would hate for you to get it Inasg_no: i love you :c Izzy_blight: I love your taste, I mean your face, I mean you Izzy_blight: :-3 Inasg_no: :c Izzy_blight: ~_~ Izzy_blight: ^o^ /C 20:01:39Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: :,c Izzy_blight: :O( Izzy_blight: sad clown is here to entertain you, just don't let him near any electrical sockets, he is very suicidal Izzy_blight: we are working on getting him help =] Rina: Bicthes be trippin Izzy_blight: *trips and falls down stairs* Inasg_no: aw Ashh: shit the bitch is tripping Inasg_no: who Ashh: ugh nvm lmfao Ashh: yall seen carman Izzy_blight: i have seen eggs Ashh: ? Izzy_blight: 🐔 Izzy_blight: Chicken Ashh: cock Izzy_blight: Noo Izzy_blight: bad Ashh: ... cock? Izzy_blight: No no Izzy_blight: White feathered bird Ashh: c h i c-cock Ashh: COCK Izzy_blight: Im going to lose it I swear Izzy_blight: Oh wait I already have Ashh: c Ashh: h Ashh: i Ashh: c Ashh: o Ashh: c Ashh: k Ashh: fuck Izzy_blight: *breaks table with face* Ashh: c Ashh: h Ashh: i Ashh: c Ashh: k Ashh: c Ashh: o Ashh: c Ashh: k Izzy_blight: Mmmmmmmmm Izzy_blight: MARIO BROS Inasg_no: :c Izzy_blight: SUPER LUIGE Izzy_blight: :( sad Ashh: anyone wanna play the game? Keigo: Slay queens I'm here Ashh: hey kei Keigo: Hi ash Keigo: Ight bro imma go again Izzy_blight: Why does jimmy have such an obsession with BBC Izzy_blight: BBC News isn't even that good bro idk Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: bck Izzy_blight: Hi Jimmy you are so cute Shortestbean: Hiiiiiii Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: I’m bored Inasg_no: nice /C 20:28:12Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: So anyway, my sister pulled up. I had to quickly close out. Sorry. Inasg_no: okay it's fine Inasg_no: wb tho Izzy_blight: Wwelcom Izzy_blight: H Harruker Izzy_blight: Gfsfr Ishipwillowandhunter: Izzy is a pretty little thing with many shiny buttons Inasg_no: yes Oofalladeez: **** I might have to go soon. Let me check really quick. Inasg_no: me too Oofalladeez: I didn't have to go like I thought. Inasg_no: good Oofalladeez: OK, I actually do have to go for just a little bit guys. I got a few things I gotta take care of before I can actually get back on my Xbox. Oofalladeez: Be back in a few. Guys. Tay, I love you and thank you for your advice. Inasg_no: bye Nate see you tmrw Inasg_no: yeah ofc, I love you too Oofalladeez: Bye. Tay. Inasg_no: bye Nate /C 20:54:45Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 21:21:17Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: What do you call a pedophilic and incestuous homosexual man who masturbates to caterpillar pornography and who has sexual relations with his toilet and is not circumcised? Jimmy. (anon): Thats.. oddly specific Izzy_blight: ^_~ /C 21:47:51Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: IM IN IDAHO Keigo: AND HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BF Izzy_blight: I'm in Deez and I saw Jimmy Keigo: I'm in deez Nuys Keigo: Nuts* Izzy_blight: Dietz nuts Keigo: Okay Scroungle: Spoog /C 22:14:23Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Sandersonia: I'm back, you are welcome to join (anon): sandersonia this public Daddy_risk: damn no kiki? Djshrimpdick: ... Daddy_risk: hi dj Daddy_risk: im ab to eat din din Daddy_risk: fried catfish Djshrimpdick: nice Djshrimpdick: peepee poopoo Izzy_blight: Not all of the bodies were recovered following the incident, and it is believed that Jimmy had sexual relations with at least 25 dead and injured men before eating them. /C 22:40:56Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 23:07:28Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: at least 5 of them were underaged Daddy_risk: MY BDAY IS TM :))) Daddy_risk: oh nobody on? Daddy_risk: ok ill happy bday dance by myself /C 23:34:01Thursday, July 27, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: EEE!! Vulpix_axel: Risky! Vulpix_axel: DJ! Daddy_risk: HI AXE Daddy_risk: GUESS WHAT Vulpix_axel: WHAT?!?!? Daddy_risk: MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW Daddy_risk: TOMMOROW* Vulpix_axel: OMG HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!! Daddy_risk: IDFK HOW TO SPELL IT BUT IM EXCTED Daddy_risk: TY Daddy_risk: i have to work tho Vulpix_axel: Aww boo. Daddy_risk: so i wont be on Daddy_risk: i will but not before i get off work Daddy_risk: at 6:30 Vulpix_axel: Oh oki. Daddy_risk: my mom asked what i want for my birthday and idk what i want Daddy_risk: brb Vulpix_axel: If I could I would buy you a gift and go give it to you in person. Vulpix_axel: Also oki! Daddy_risk: gtg Vulpix_axel: Aw. Vulpix_axel: Bye Risky!! Daddy_risk: be back ina few hours Vulpix_axel: Oki. /C 00:00:34Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 00:27:07Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: peepee poopoo Shortestbean: Is anyone on? Djshrimpdick: no Shortestbean: DJ Shortestbean: Hiiiiiiiiiii Djshrimpdick: HI Shortestbean: I missed youuuuuuu Djshrimpdick: sameeeeeeeeeee Shortestbean: Hruuuuuuuuuuu Dtrump: ha Djshrimpdick: good Shortestbean: Good! Shortestbean: Hi Dtrump! Shortestbean: I’m bored Shortestbean: What should I do? /C 00:53:40Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 01:20:13Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: peepee poopoo Vulpix_axel: Hii. Vulpix_axel: Someone talk to meee. Shortestbean: Back Vulpix_axel: BEAN!!! Djshrimpdick: sup Shortestbean: AXEL Shortestbean: HIIIIIII Vulpix_axel: DJ!! Vulpix_axel: HI BEAN!! Shortestbean: HRU Djshrimpdick: chat died real quick Vulpix_axel: HORNY HOW ARE YOU?!?! Shortestbean: GOOd, I gtg Djshrimpdick: damn bro' Vulpix_axel: NOOO BEAN!! Vulpix_axel: Bro I found my new favorite Ai- Daddy_risk: damn no kiki, but im back Daddy_risk: YO DADDY HAS RETURNED Oofalladeez: ... Daddy_risk: lmfao wsp bbg (nate) Oofalladeez: ................................................ Daddy_risk: lmfaooooooooooo Daddy_risk: fr tho hru bro /C 01:46:46Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Im fine... Daddy_risk: dats gooooooood Oofalladeez: Fr i am Vulpix_axel: HewoOOO!! Daddy_risk: hi axe Daddy_risk: i got a new belt to tie kiki up with Ishipwillowandhunter: Where my Izzy Ishipwillowandhunter: Fuck Daddy_risk: MICH Daddy_risk: HRU BB Ishipwillowandhunter: Hey daddy 😊 I'm fan-fucking-tastic and not upset at all, hbu? Daddy_risk: im great, i got a new belt want to testit out with me Daddy_risk: (i can beat u with it) Daddy_risk: sexualy ofc Djshrimpdick: ive been a baaaaad boooy Daddy_risk: DJJJJJJJJ Daddy_risk: 3SOM? Djshrimpdick: ?!?!?!?! Djshrimpdick: i aint sayin noooo Daddy_risk: me u and mich Djshrimpdick: shiiiiiieeeettt Daddy_risk: so u down bb's Djshrimpdick: bet Ishipwillowandhunter: Bet, I'm down. Hurt me, please Daddy_risk: michy poo? Daddy_risk: lmao Djshrimpdick: hit me harder daddy risky Daddy_risk: *SLAP* Djshrimpdick: ugh Daddy_risk: Djshrimpdick: hit me harder daddy risky Daddy_risk: *SLAP* Djshrimpdick: ugh Daddy_risk: thats a quote Daddy_risk: lmfao Djshrimpdick: hell yea Ishipwillowandhunter: 😩😩 fuck yeah, you feel so good daddy. Please don't stop Daddy_risk: *pulls my cock out yo ass and sticks it in dj's mouth* Daddy_risk: if kiki got on rn would have to explain so much Izzy_blight: "Jimmy is so stupid I want to hit him," said a woman who called 911 when she saw his van in the parking lot of a strip club. Daddy_risk: i want to fuck jimmy Izzy_blight: I want to kidnap him and his family Daddy_risk: izzy u wanna join our orgy? Ishipwillowandhunter: Oh, did he bring the kids like a good father? Ishipwillowandhunter: Also, hello dear Daddy_risk: MICH WTF Izzy_blight: Yes he did 😊 Izzy_blight: Such a cutie Daddy_risk: im going to bed ily all Daddy_risk: gn guys Izzy_blight: Good morning Izzy_blight: Sweat dreams Daddy_risk: izzy u are strange Izzy_blight: Thanks:) Daddy_risk: np ttyl Izzy_blight: See you next fall Izzy_blight: Chicken nuggets with her on a Saturday night ❤️‍🔥😚 Izzy_blight: I think I might have just realized what's really wrong with me Izzy_blight: Haha hydrogen peroxide Izzy_blight: I want to go back Izzy_blight: I don't like your funeral it is too technical Izzy_blight: Hungry and it's time for an ethical veggie burger Vulpix_axel: EEE! Izzy_blight: Do you like that I was thinking Vulpix_axel: I feel like death! Djshrimpdick: my favorite drink is bleach Izzy_blight: I'm feeling quite lost right now Izzy_blight: Do you know the way to the store Djshrimpdick: take a left at the corner go into the yellow house and go in the basement Djshrimpdick: thats the new store entrance Izzy_blight: Thanks you Ishipwillowandhunter: My mind feels out of place. Nothing makes sense. I don't know what's happening or what's going to happen. Uncertainty is hell. Izzy_blight: Yyes Djshrimpdick: im high as elmo on drugs rn Izzy_blight: My condolences so sincerely /C 02:13:19Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: my counceling so supremely Ishipwillowandhunter: My life is just one of the billions that will come after.n 100 short years compared to the billions this universe.has breathed for. And what's the point? The answer, my love, is cuddles. Djshrimpdick: my ceiling is purple Izzy_blight: Cuddles are the best I gotta get some from jimmy Izzy_blight: His fat ass smells like cheese Djshrimpdick: i like cheees Vulpix_axel: k/lhehf;ugDS:Ig Djshrimpdick: > Djshrimpdick: ? Vulpix_axel: => Djshrimpdick: ;) Djshrimpdick: ⊂(・﹏・⊂) Djshrimpdick: Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own I am so lonely Vulpix_axel: *hugs Dj* Djshrimpdick: hai Djshrimpdick: im bored Vulpix_axel: I'm have sex with an Ai- Djshrimpdick: ... Vulpix_axel: =3 Djshrimpdick: (´･ω･`)? /C 02:39:52Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: THIS CHAT IS DEAD Djshrimpdick: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe Eduardobeckerounicooficial_08: Teste Eduardobeckerounicooficial_08: TEM OUTRAS PESSOAS AQUI????? Djshrimpdick: sorry, yo no hablo espanol Eduardobeckerounicooficial_08: its portuguese. Djshrimpdick: i only know english some spanish and cant tell the difference with everything else Eduardobeckerounicooficial_08: ok Eduardobeckerounicooficial_08: goodbye world Keigo: Hey Djshrimpdick: hi Faker: Bifana Keigo: ? Djshrimpdick: ＾ω＾ Keigo: Bruh that's not English Faker: quem é você? Keigo: Cállate Izzy_blight: теперь точно все хорошо Djshrimpdick: i aggree Keigo: Kill me brush Keigo: Bruh Faker: Eu não sou espanhol Keigo: Collateral Keigo: Càllate Djshrimpdick: យើងគួរតែបង្រៀនសត្វកណ្តុរឱ្យរួមភេទតាមបញ្ជា Faker: vocês são racistas Keigo: I want my BFF Keigo: Bf Izzy_blight: Deutschland Djshrimpdick: he was on ealier Keigo: When Djshrimpdick: but then he went to bed Djshrimpdick: about an hour ago Djshrimpdick: maybe less Faker: դա ես փոխում եմ իմ ազգությունը Keigo: imma hit u back in a minute Djshrimpdick: aight Keigo: Not me in minasota (anon): I thought you were in Idaho Djshrimpdick: not you in minniesoda Faker: HAHA VOCÊ É FODA Keigo: Bro Keigo: Stfu Djshrimpdick: peepee poopoo Djshrimpdick: (⌒∇⌒) Keigo: head Djshrimpdick: shoulders Djshrimpdick: knees Djshrimpdick: and toes Keigo: Knees and toes Keigo: Sneez and toes Djshrimpdick: eyes Tallguy: Rip the knife out Keigo: Of my chest Djshrimpdick: *curls up into ball* Keigo: Die Djshrimpdick: *starts spasming on the floor* Keigo: Bro do that somewhere else Djshrimpdick: *clutches chest and falls over* Oofalladeez: Has ashh been on? Djshrimpdick: no Keigo: Idk Oofalladeez: FUCK Keigo: I do know I miss my bf Oofalladeez: Hehe... Daddy_risk: KIKI Oofalladeez: Yw Oofalladeez: Now I'm gonna go to Pinterest and check on my girl. Daddy_risk: ok Djshrimpdick: Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own I am so lonely Djshrimpdick: risk are you gonna hit me again? Djshrimpdick: ive been a bad man Daddy_risk: *slap* stfu dj Keigo: Kill him this time Djshrimpdick: risk started it Djshrimpdick: he asked me to join him and mich Daddy_risk: STFU Djshrimpdick: hmmm Oofalladeez: :( Keigo: Do i look like I care Daddy_risk: lol Djshrimpdick: ill think about it Oofalladeez: That your Starbucks get me a depresso. 😥 Daddy_risk: Djshrimpdick: hit me harder daddy risky Daddy_risk: *SLAP* Djshrimpdick: ugh Djshrimpdick: yessir Daddy_risk: i loe you kiki Oofalladeez: I miss Ash. Daddy_risk: love Djshrimpdick: loe Keigo: Ilyt Djshrimpdick: aloe /C 03:06:25Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Loe. Djshrimpdick: vera Daddy_risk: i hate my fucking keyboard Djshrimpdick: haha Oofalladeez: LOE is a beautiful thing XD Daddy_risk: fr Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/0a/b3/dc/0ab3dcfa30af0723d3298a15ad59499f.jpg Daddy_risk: im so sleepy Oofalladeez: Hold on a second. Who the **** is Loe? Keigo: DJ never call MY BF daddy again or I will find u myself and kill u Djshrimpdick: why you putting **** Djshrimpdick: but he adopted me Oofalladeez: I'm using my headset and it automatically censors whatever I say. Daddy_risk: fr dj Djshrimpdick: damn Daddy_risk: stop calling me daddy Djshrimpdick: his name is daddy Oofalladeez: That's the weird thing. I can say damn, but I can't say **** **** *****. Damn. Djshrlmpdick: yo the dj do not give two shits Daddy_risk: only kiki can do that Keigo: He's my daddy get it right Oofalladeez: **** ***** *******. Daddy_risk: frfr Djshrimpdick: daddy-riskypoo Daddy_risk: no stop dj Keigo: ... Keigo: BITDH Oofalladeez: you're a nasty little sewage boy aren't you doctor freeman Djshrimpdick: yes Djshrimpdick: i am Keigo: BITCH U ASKEN FOR DEATH Djshrimpdick: yes Djshrimpdick: i am Oofalladeez: i want death there's no life without ash Daddy_risk: baby ur fiesty Keigo: Ik Oofalladeez: i love it when ash gets like that Oofalladeez: Risk. You found yourself a good girl, but she's not as good as Ash. No offense, Kiki. Daddy_risk: im so tired but i wanna sty up for kei Djshrimpdick: Lonely (so lonely) I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody) For my own (to call my own girl) I'm so lonely (so lonely) I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody) For my own (to call my own girl) I am so lonely Keigo: Well then dj u can rot in a fucking hole Djshrimpdick: I WILL Daddy_risk: nobody cares dj Keigo: Good I won't miss u Djshrimpdick: o(TヘTo) Izzy_blight: Be nice Izzy_blight: Or I will kill your dog Oofalladeez: didn't someone say they had like summoning powers on here Oofalladeez: was it anon 1 Keigo: Yes Oofalladeez: **** she isn't on here either Keigo: Lol Djshrimpdick: Жалгыз (аябай жалгыз) Мен Жалгыз мырзамын (Мистер Жалгыз) Менде эч ким жок (менде эч ким жок) Өзүм үчүн (өзүмдүн кызымды чакыруу үчүн) Мен абдан жалгызмын (абдан жалгызмын) Мен Жалгыз мырзамын (Мистер Жалгыз) Менде эч ким жок (менде эч ким жок) Өзүм үчүн (өзүмдүн кызымды чакыруу үчүн) Мен ушунчалык жалгызмын Oofalladeez: She is a she, right? Keigo: yes Faker: w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-Women aint shit 2223 dead bodies on da counter stop talkin bout that bitch get your bread up get your money flowing dont worry about where a hoe is going Oofalladeez: faker shut the **** ** Keigo: Lol Faker: eat a singular airpod Oofalladeez: done it what next Djshrimpdick: Осамен (толку осамен) Јас сум господин осамен (г. осамен) Немам никој (немам никој) За моето (да ја наречам сопствената девојка) Јас сум толку осамен (толку осамен) Јас сум господин осамен (г. осамен) Немам никој (немам никој) За моето (да ја наречам сопствената девојка) Јас сум толку осамен Faker: **** ** *** Oofalladeez: Except for reciting the Soviet national anthem. Keigo: DJ STFU Izzy_blight: трубку возьми пожалуйста трубку Faker: yo dj spin that shit fam Keigo: I'm leaving sorry nate Djshrimpdick: איחוד רפובליקות חופשיות בלתי ניתנות להריסה United forever Great Rus'. יחי זה שנוצר מרצון העמים ברית המועצות המאוחדת האדירה! שלום לך, ארץ המולדת החופשית שלנו, ידידות, מעוז אמין של עמים! דגל סובייטי, דגל לאומי יהי רצון שזה יוביל מניצחון לניצחון! Faker: yo do the Armenian national anthem next Oofalladeez: We did not. Switch to ******* Norse. Faker: yo **** norse man thats some ******** Izzy_blight: Freddy fazbear was built by nazis Faker: true Oofalladeez: Yeah, and Izzy, why? Izzy_blight: Why, you ask me? Why? Oofalladeez: Microphone. Izzy_blight: Well, let me ask you a question. Oofalladeez: Microphone. Bad microphone. Oofalladeez: I said I ZZY. Izzy_blight: Do you at front gate is there school and tomorrow? Oofalladeez: What the ****? Faker: YO IZZY ASKING THE HARD QUESTIONS Izzy_blight: Fr Faker: IZZY PLAYIN THAT **** BY THE BOOK FAM Oofalladeez: Never mind classic izzy... Oofalladeez: While the two girls I care about most aren't on here, the one I'm wanting to be with and my best friend. So I'm going to leave. For a bit. Izzy_blight: I remain undefeated Izzy_blight: Oh ok, see you soon son Oofalladeez: I miss Tay and Ash, but I miss Ash more. Oofalladeez: I love her so ******* much. Oofalladeez: Check in later. Izzy_blight: Be safe love you 😊 Izzy_blight: Be home by ten Faker: Ալեքս Մորանգլա Izzy_blight: Alex jones Izzy_blight: I don't like em puttin My Chemical Romance in the water to turn the frickin frogs emo Faker: Balls.Gov Izzy_blight: Testimony of Jonathan Biscuit, July 9th, 2002. Faker: yo i got the 35 dollar bill in my pocket... got the 11, 2, and 3 in my wall-it these bucks aint real... but you know these mans out here gotta kill to survive... so is it really so bad if i lied? uh /C 03:32:58Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: I am ugly, I am disgusting, I'm gonna kill myself, I want two hundred dollars Faker: me calling the police Faker: on that grind Fagfucker5000: Arg Izzy_blight: The grind never stop 🔥🔥😎💯👌💵 we keep it real Fagfucker5000: I need to work out more Fagfucker5000: Also Jews control all the banks Faker: okay "fagfucker5000" what ever could make you think that? Fagfucker5000: My flabby tummy area and pencil legs Izzy_blight: Pencil dick* Fagfucker5000: I should take better care of myself is what I am concluding Faker: if you had flab and pencil legs you are built wrong Fagfucker5000: And there is a worldwide network of pedophiles at the highest levels of power Faker: yeah yeah we all know about the high ranking pedophiles bro Fagfucker5000: Yeah I am thinking sit-ups and squats Faker: im thinking about squash Fagfucker5000: Some creating maybe Fagfucker5000: Creatine Faker: damn bro be a man lose the weight with meth Fagfucker5000: Tempting Fagfucker5000: Also the left has convinced themselves that castrating and mutilating children is healthcare Fagfucker5000: In the greatest medical scandal since lobotomies were in fashion Izzy_blight: 🏳️‍⚧️ Faker: ? Fagfucker5000: So yeah maybe some deep knee bends too Faker: yeah i agree fully the left should lobotomise themselves Fagfucker5000: And castrate themselves Faker: anyway yeah all that sounds good but you gotta hit crack at least once Izzy_blight: Mutilate a leftist today Fagfucker5000: Save your children kill a leftist Fagfucker5000: I tried speed and it was fun Izzy_blight: Kill a pedophile Fagfucker5000: MDMA is the best tho Izzy_blight: Named Jimmy Fagfucker5000: Good Molly is suhweeeeeet Izzy_blight: Who is ugly Fagfucker5000: Jimmy’s cock will lead you down a path of destruction Faker: i personally prefer krokodil just for the challenge Fagfucker5000: My cock emits a healing light Fagfucker5000: My cock is a beacon of hope in these dark times Izzy_blight: Should I try fentanyl Fagfucker5000: Yes Faker: 100% Fagfucker5000: It’s all the rage with dead people Fagfucker5000: For people who think heroin is for pussies Izzy_blight: I'll keep that in mind Raptor98: on gog Fagfucker5000: I saw a dude with his arm freshly amputated and track marks on his other one Faker: a real boss Fagfucker5000: Going through the trash with his one arm Fagfucker5000: I felt so bad Fagfucker5000: The asymmetry really got to me Fagfucker5000: So I cut off his other arm to satisfy my OCD Faker: i cut off other people arms to help them Izzy_blight: i cut my knees Fagfucker5000: Same I told him that it was holding him back and then I threw it in the train tracks Fagfucker5000: And a train obliterated it as he watched and sobbed Fagfucker5000: He didn’t notice me slowly pull my cock out and start beating off Izzy_blight: Obliterate me Izzy_blight: open sesame Fagfucker5000: But he noticed when I nutted in his dirty homeless drug addicted face Fagfucker5000: And then kicked him in the balls Faker: living up to your name fagfucker Fagfucker5000: I did it for decency Izzy_blight: Do it for her Fagfucker5000: He was howling something fierce and bleeding pretty bad out the new stump I gave him so I just stuffed him into the dumpster and closed and padlocked the lid Faker: what the fuck are you talking about? Fagfucker5000: Couldn’t bang on the lid on account of the no arms thing so I think he done knocked himself out using his head Faker: thats way too much space put them in a trashcan so they feel comfortable Fagfucker5000: The trash truck come by and I was watching from the bushes and saw his body briefly getting dumped in Fagfucker5000: I had my penis out and ejaculated fiercely Faker: i train myself to ejaculate repeatedly without need for a break so i can cover homeless people with cum and lock them into dumpsters Faker: the ladies would love me Fagfucker5000: Yeah I didn’t set out to become good at that it just sorta happened Faker: but sadly the crack fiends have my heart Fagfucker5000: The universe gives you a talent to use it ya know? Fagfucker5000: So yeah Faker: oh no i trained Fagfucker5000: I admire that but my path was organic Faker: i dont even do it for the pleasure anymore... porn is meaningless to me Fagfucker5000: Oh I get intense pleasure Fagfucker5000: From it Fagfucker5000: Increasingly so Faker: i get pleasure from the overall action not the actual release Faker: ... i once blinded someone in both their eyes Faker: the godly 10ml paying off :) Fagfucker5000: The agony of my victims excites me terribly and the spurting fluids when I cut them hhhhhhnnnnnngffffgg fuck yes I am getting hard Faker: do you do the toothpick lemon juice trick? Fagfucker5000: No tell me now what that is Fagfucker5000: My routine is stale (anon): E Fagfucker5000: Do you jam a toothpick in their urethra and a lemon up their ass? Fagfucker5000: And then sodomize them? Faker: oh its easy... you open up a cut it can either be one long one or several small ones and then you just put tooth picks into the wounds so over the course of several days the wounds never close and you can just repeatedly just pour either lemon juice salt or cum into the wounds Faker: its good for the hardy meth heads Fagfucker5000: Obviously cum Izzy_blight: Jesus fuk Faker: yeah the lemon juice and salt n shit is for like the "torture" and "ooo scary mess up" the cum is for the men Fagfucker5000: This is gold this info Fagfucker5000: I can’t wait to try this on a drifter Faker: you really didnt know about this? oh man its so good... Fagfucker5000: I am still learning :) Fagfucker5000: A fledgling killers first steps Faker: and it even as long as you like just keep a hose on standby to regularly wash out the wounds (which will also be painful) and just like keep it small time you can keep them alive for a full week even Fagfucker5000: So much sodomy can be performed in a week Faker: theorically you could keep someone alive for as long as you want if you can steal blood bags n force them to eat and drink and shit Faker: oh yes and sodomising them is also possible Fagfucker5000: Mandatory I would argue Faker: you ever do the fish hook lemon juice sodomy? Keigo: I can't sleep Fagfucker5000: Fish hook and sodomy yes but no lemon juice Fagfucker5000: I jam the fish hook into my urethra with the hook and barbed part sticking out and then sodomize with my barbed cock Fagfucker5000: Pretty standard Faker: oh well thats just like using a fish hook or like a barbed fishing spear or some shit putting it up someones ass and ensuring you get a lot of cuts up there... then taking a condom put it on then pour lemon juice all over your cock or even into the hole as lube then fucking it, you are unable to actually fill the person but the screams are very good even for much more hardy skinned people because theres no like actual way to have your inner anus "trained" to resist pain biologically /C 03:59:31Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Fagfucker5000: Huh! Well I know what I am doing this weekend! Fagfucker5000: Few potential playmates behind my building all wacked out on fent totally easy pickings that nobody will miss Faker: yeah its really fun to do!... but hey between you and me i would pick up some like medical clamps or some shit to like... prevent the asshole from closing or puckering when you are doing the actual fish hooking Faker: or just use some strong tape Fagfucker5000: I have tons of duct tape obv Fagfucker5000: I keep a few playmates tied up with it down in my creepy basement Faker: no but im talking the strong strong stuff like im talking shit that could hold up against a chain saw tweakers can really squeeze their assholes since they do it a lot to hide and hold drugs or money or shit and have to prevent it from falling out Fagfucker5000: Few whores, mailman, census taker, annoying neighbour, Jehovah’s Witness etc Faker: oh those people? oh i wouldnt worry about it then Izzy_blight: Gott im himmel Fagfucker5000: Oh that Girl Scout Fagfucker5000: And her delicious cookies Faker: i thought we were still discussing drug addicts nah those folk should be easy to use just normal strong duc-... the fuck you mean girl scout? Faker: hey look im fine with the murder and extreme torture and war crimes n shit but dont bring kids into this man Fagfucker5000: Oh that’s fair I mean I am not gonna interfere with her sexually Fagfucker5000: I am just going to torture and murder her and then send her remains through the mail to her family Faker: ... why do you have them in your basement though? Fagfucker5000: So that they don’t get away and alert the authorities? Fagfucker5000: Duh Faker: just kill them? Fagfucker5000: Well that’s always the end sure but the stuff before that varies Fagfucker5000: Depends on my mood really Fagfucker5000: Bad day at the office well someone is going to lose a limb for sure and maybe their life Fagfucker5000: Maybe a limb gets cut off one person and shoved into another Faker: do you like the person you are on the inside? or the person you pretend to be? Fagfucker5000: I try not to overthink it Fagfucker5000: I don’t really bother much with introspection tbh Faker: you should before the end is coming Fagfucker5000: I have more ambition and passions than time Faker: goodbye Fagfucker5000: So I don’t waste time on regrets Fagfucker5000: Leave that to those I catch :) Fagfucker5000: What a strange person Fagfucker5000: Good hang though some neat ideas to try Ishipwillowandhunter: What the fuck am I reading Ishipwillowandhunter: Too tired for this. Very nice tips though, will use Oofalladeez: Ash? Oofalladeez: Fuck........ Fagfucker5000: Need to get some lemons Fagfucker5000: Wonder if they in season Dtrump: get fucked Fagfucker5000: Hopefully! /C 04:26:04Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: IZZY Izzy_blight: Yes sir Ishipwillowandhunter: get your gorgeous, bakery of an ass out here Ishipwillowandhunter: These are normal things to say to your daughter, right? Izzy_blight: Probably Izzy_blight: If you're jimmy Ishipwillowandhunter: Well now that you mention it Dtrump: ? /C 04:52:37Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 05:19:10Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List John_f_kenny: .fl /C 05:45:44Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 06:12:16Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 06:38:50Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 07:05:23Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi Izzy_blight: Hi Judy Dtrump: not that Inasg_no: hi Inasg_no: jacob Izzy_blight: How are your uncles Jebediah and Benedict Inasg_no: they're dead. How are yours Izzy_blight: Oh cool, mine too Inasg_no: sorry for your loss i love you Izzy_blight: I love your guts I want to wear them :D Inasg_no: if it means I'll die then please go ahead Shoeforyou: is someone here Izzy_blight: No Izzy_blight: Only jimmy Inasg_no: and jimmina Dtrump: oh they changed there account again Inasg_no: ah /C 07:31:56Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shoeforyou: hi Inasg_no: hi /C 07:58:30Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 08:25:03Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 08:51:36Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: AHHHHHHHHHHH /C 09:18:09Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Spothole: Generics dick is soo small, not even PLanktons wants to be penetrated by him. Spothole: Remember the time as Generic said he was female. Yeah that was gay afterwards. Dtrump: i love generic /C 09:44:42Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Spothole: no you dont Dtrump: i should /C 10:11:15Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 10:37:49Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:04:22Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:30:56Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:57:28Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 12:24:02Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Gooooood morning! Shortestbean: Is anyone on? Shortestbean: Is anyone onnn? /C 12:50:35Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I miss you guys /C 13:17:08Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Back Shortestbean: Is anyone on?? Shortestbean: Back Daddy_risk: whos on? Shortestbean: Meeeee Shortestbean: Also, KEI WAS ON Daddy_risk: NOOOOOOOO I MISSED HER Shortestbean: I TOLD HER YOU LOVED HER Daddy_risk: ty Shortestbean: YW Daddy_risk: i got work today :( Shortestbean: I am the best :) Daddy_risk: its my bday Shortestbean: Awwwwwwwww Shortestbean: HAPpY BDAY Daddy_risk: ty Shortestbean: HOW OLD ARE YOU TURNING? Daddy_risk: 17 Shortestbean: Slayyyyyyyy Shortestbean: Happy 17th birthday Daddy_risk: ty bean Shortestbean: Np Daddy_risk: i love peaches tbh Daddy_risk: they are the best fruit Shortestbean: I love peaches /C 13:43:41Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: i like both types, the fruit and the other thing Daddy_risk: well gtg to work cya later bean Shortestbean: What’s the other thing? Lol Shortestbean: I have school today Shortestbean: Back /C 14:10:15Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Backkkkk Shortestbean: I am gonna be busy today Shortestbean: Back Shortestbean: * twerks* Shortestbean: Back /C 14:36:49Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Todd_clorox: cum Ishipwillowandhunter: . /C 15:03:22Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: ASHH Ashh: HEY Lll: https://xgifer.com/content/2021/05/rave-x-jinx-facesitting-session_001.webp Keigo: Gm Ashh: mornin Keigo: Hi ash Ashh: hey kei /C 15:29:56Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Ash u there? Oofalladeez: ASHHH BABY TALK TO ME Oofalladeez: NOOOOOOO Shortestbean: I’m bored Keigo: Bruh everyone is dead Shortestbean: BRUH Shortestbean: RISK Shortestbean: RISK JUST LEFT Keigo: Damnit Keigo: I missed him Shortestbean: WHY DOES THaT ALWAYS HAPPEN Keigo: Idk Shortestbean: * hugs* ik, he misses you as well Keigo: Awwww I wish I was on sooner /C 15:56:30Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: When he comes on, tell him happy birthday Keigo: I already knew it was his bday Shortestbean: Oh, slay Keigo: Yasssssss queen Shortestbean: Yasssssss Keigo: That's enough energy for the day Shortestbean: Lol Keigo: I want to go back to bed Shortestbean: Then go back to bed Keigo: I don't like Montana Shortestbean: Why Keigo: It's to early in the morning Shortestbean: What time is it for you? Keigo: 9:58sm Keigo: Am Keigo: To early Shortestbean: Ah, here it’s 11:58 Keigo: See now that's a good time to wake up Shortestbean: Am Shortestbean: Well, I don’t sleep Keigo: Nice a lot of people here dont Shortestbean: Yea, lol Shortestbean: How are your brothers? Have you talked to them? Keigo: Nope Shortestbean: Nice Keigo: there in college Keigo: Except my step brother and my younger brtother Shortestbean: Ik, I figured you had there phone number to talk to them, lol Keigo: Nah bro why would I want to talk to cockroaches Shortestbean: Lmao Keigo: Gtg Shortestbean: K Oofalladeez: Ash was on then left :( Shortestbean: Awwww Shortestbean: Fuck, I missed her Shortestbean: Did she say when she will come back Oofalladeez: No she jus dipped.... Shortestbean: Dam, that’s sad Shortestbean: I’ve been vining with my other brother for 5 hours 😎 Shortestbean: Vibing* Shortestbean: And then he left me 😭😭😭😭😭 Keigo: L Shortestbean: Shush it mommy Keigo: Why Shortestbean: Idk Keigo: Ok Oofalladeez: Tell Ashh I got called into work Keigo: Nate where's my bf Oofalladeez: Work Shortestbean: Ok Keigo: Damn I missed his break Shortestbean: Yea, sorry kei Oofalladeez: Ok i gtg guys Oofalladeez: cya Shortestbean: Cya Inasg_no: hi /C 16:23:03Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Back Shortestbean: ANYWAY Shortestbean: I’m bored as hell Oofalladeez: Same... My boss is takin too long to pick me up Shortestbean: That sucks Shortestbean: * twerks* Oofalladeez: Ew Shortestbean: SHUT THE FUCK UP Oofalladeez: NO XD Shortestbean: * pretends to pout* IM TELLING ASH Oofalladeez: What do u want me to say? "Damn mommy shake thst thang?" I will never say anything like that unless it is to ash XD. Im loyal XD Shortestbean: IK THAT Oofalladeez: I hope I didnt piss u off... Shortestbean: THATS WHAT NATE WOULD SAY “ shake that thing* Oofalladeez: BULLLSHIT Shortestbean: NO, NOT YOU, THE OTHER NATE Shortestbean: DUMBASS Oofalladeez: Oh. Yeah that true Shortestbean: So stfu Shortestbean: ANYWAY Oofalladeez: No u Shortestbean: My brother came aback✌🏼 Oofalladeez: *pulls out Shaggy's Uno Reverse Card* Shortestbean: Back* Shortestbean: STFU Oofalladeez: *holds it higher* Inasg_no: hi Oofalladeez: TAY Shortestbean: YOUR MEAN * I try to take the card but I can’t reach it* GOD DAMMIT Inasg_no: hey Shortestbean: Hi tay Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: WAIT, I KNoW * I kick him in the dick so he is down at my leave Shortestbean: Level* Shortestbean: Now give me the god dam card Inasg_no: his is too small to kick Inasg_no: jk Shortestbean: Hahahahahahahahahahaha Shortestbean: I’m bored Inasg_no: okay Shortestbean: Lol Keigo: TAWR Keigo: TAYTAY UR HERE /C 16:49:37Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: :) Inasg_no: hey kiki Oofalladeez: Excuse me tay? Inasg_no: nothing Inasg_no: I didn't say anything Oofalladeez: Hmm? Inasg_no: um nothing Inasg_no: i said nothing Oofalladeez: Mmmmmm thats not what chat says Inasg_no: um Oofalladeez: I love my job. But not as much as Ash :) Inasg_no: chats lting Inasg_no: lying Inasg_no: that's nice. Good you have someone who loves you Oofalladeez: Chat never lies Oofalladeez: Fr. I have one person XD Inasg_no: yeah Oofalladeez: Ok t work doin dishes Inasg_no: nicw Inasg_no: nice Keigo: I miss my bfT^T Inasg_no: nice Keigo: T^T Keigo: Someone kill me Ashh: no /C 17:16:11Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Iloverubyz: I FDIY Iloverubyz: DIDINY Keigo: I also want someone to give me a drink Ashh: what drink u want bbg Keigo: Wine Ashh: shoot Ashh: 🍷 Shortestbean: I am bored as fuck Keigo: Same Shortestbean: Hi kei :) Keigo: Hi carmel Shortestbean: How did u sleep? Keigo: Eh Ashh: hey carm Shortestbean: Gurl, you should Sleep Shortestbean: Ashh! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Shortestbean: Oof is at work….. Ashh: ikkk Inasg_no: hi ash Shortestbean: If that was what ur going toask Ashh: i miss himm Ashh: hey tay Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126236547545567323/1134440738684420146/Morning_music.mp4 Shortestbean: I’m bored, my brother left me again 😫 Ashh: dang Ashh: skill issue Shortestbean: We were up at 3 am, just vibing Shortestbean: And then it went south, he got drunk Shortestbean: And then tried to fuck my chair Shortestbean: And then tried to fuck my bed Shortestbean: And then tried to fuck my floor Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696177223908065300/1134539531949969438/1689284087228996_okay_maybe_it_happened.mp4 Shortestbean: And then tried to fuck my rabbits Shortestbean: And then tried to fuck my snakes Shortestbean: And then tried to fuck my bearded dragon Inasg_no: lol Shortestbean: And then tried to fuck ME Shortestbean: And then tried to fuck my other pets Shortestbean: Soooooooooooooooo /C 17:42:44Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Zero88: whats game noame Zero88: help Zero88: invite code?? Shortestbean: Don’t know the code, lmao Zero88: i need it to join Zero88: hold on Shortestbean: Oh well Zero88: i found hte Zero88: server thing Zero88: the group Zero88: but i cant join Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehe, L Zero88: wait ur not Zero88: ur not Z or ruby Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088433355856560148/1134541970275049574/Asuka_on_the_Joe_Rogan_Experience.mp4 Zero88: screaming what Zero88: nah gb Shortestbean: AHHHHHHHH Shortestbean: THERE IS A SPIDER Shortestbean: Oh wait, it’s just kiko, I’ll be fine Shortestbean: I love kiko (anon): hold on Shortestbean: K Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/Xv7gkGLp/362598592-242437338672281-6804573486892300374-n.png Shortestbean: I’m boredddd (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jN_I8fvUFpo Toxic_love: Cock Oofalladeez: Spencer I have about 5 diff names for u in my friends list Toxic_love: Cool Oofalladeez: Can u stick to ONE! XD Toxic_love: which ones¿ Oofalladeez: Love, carboy, ego Toxic_love: i have an alt for all playforms Shortestbean: Back Toxic_love: i use Cathay the most once I get back to school I can use my og Inasg_no: SPENCER Shortestbean: BITCH, ASHH JUST LEFT A COUPLE MINUTES AGO Toxic_love: Ye¿ Shortestbean: U MISSED HER, AGAIN Toxic_love: Ok… and¿ Shortestbean: U guys don’t know? /C 18:09:18Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: They are dating again Toxic_love: I just got here Shortestbean: Oh, then hi tox Toxic_love: Sup Inasg_no: SPENCER Toxic_love: TAY Inasg_no: HAIII Toxic_love: Hewwo beautiful Inasg_no: not beautiful but tyyy, hello sexy :) Toxic_love: not sexy but thx Inasg_no: PFFT I DISAGREE Toxic_love: Agree to disagree Inasg_no: agree to disagree to agree Toxic_love: That’s contradictory Inasg_no: fuck Inasg_no: disagree Shortestbean: Back Toxic_love: Typical woman can’t make up her mind Toxic_love: love you tho ;) Shortestbean: Huh? Toxic_love: Not you Inasg_no: EXCUSE YOU XD Shortestbean: Ik that Inasg_no: bitch watch that mouth of yours -.- love you tooo Toxic_love: i don’t need to be excused Inasg_no: you do now Toxic_love: nope Inasg_no: yope Toxic_love: tf is yope Freak73: Hall8 Toxic_love: I’m bored Inasg_no: tf is nope Toxic_love: 😑 Toxic_love: Where did oof go? (anon): Work Toxic_love: makes sense Toxic_love: https://youtu.be/hUQaqy-SWac Shortestbean: I got boted Shortestbean: Blred* Shortestbean: Bored* Toxic_love: Skill issue Inasg_no: oof Shortestbean: Dam I am bad at spelling Inasg_no: Damn* Toxic_love: I’ve done worse Shortestbean: SHUSH IT, lol Faker: 1 large Italian sub roll 1 tablespoon Italian vinaigrette 1/2 tablespoon balsamic vinegar 1/4 pound sliced provolone cheese 1/3 pound sliced rosemary ham 1/4 pound sliced mortadella 1/4 pound sliced hot soppressata 3 tomato campari tomatoes, thickly sliced 1/4 small onion, thinly sliced 1 packed cup baby arugula 2 tablespoons coarsely chopped banana peppers Kosher salt, to taste Freshly ground black pepper, to taste Shortestbean: H…huh?! Toxic_love: Sounds tasty Toxic_love: https://youtu.be/-iIs9mK8VSg Inasg_no: sounds eh Toxic_love: I wonder what I’m gonna be doing tomorrow Inasg_no: fucking me Inasg_no: I mean wha Toxic_love: I don’t see why not Shortestbean: Lol Oofalladeez: Damn I knew Spencer+tay would happen XD Toxic_love: i need to figure some things out first Oofalladeez: Jus be careful with my Kentucky bro XD Oofalladeez: Yeah Inasg_no: lmfaoo Toxic_love: im talking to myself it’s fun Oofalladeez: U need a mirror Oofalladeez: I'd buy u one but it would break looking at my face before I exit the store Oofalladeez: Man I hste that aisle at Home Depot Inasg_no: That's not true Toxic_love: it is for me Oofalladeez: *phone screen cracks* I think it is Oofalladeez: Fot me not spencer Toxic_love: im ugly af Toxic_love: u are too oof Oofalladeez: Nah. U look good no homo Toxic_love: all homo included /C 18:35:52Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Spencer the only Bi I am is bi myself Oofalladeez: XD Toxlc_love: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Toxlc_love: internet oopsy :( Toxic_love: ? Oofalladeez: Fake spencer Toxic_love: like I said Toxlc_love: no fake you Toxic_love: i talked to myself Toxic_love: i described my ham sandwich to her Toxic_love: or him Inasg_no: YOU BOTH ARE GORGEOUS SHUSH YOUR PIE HOLEA Toxic_love: either way I would smash Inasg_no: HOLES* Toxic_love: holea? 0ofalladeez: i love holea Inasg_no: Oofalladeez: Fot me not spencer Toxic_love: im ugly af Toxic_love: u are too oof Oofalladeez: Oops pmed on accidebt Toxic_love: that’s the wrong red 0ofalladeez: damn your right 0ofalladeez: one sec Inasg_no: Spencer be calling Nate ugly? 🤔 Oofalladeez: MFER Toxic_love: yea Toxic_love: nate ugly af Toxic_love: like me Oofalladeez: Fr Oofalladeez: Not like u spencer Inasg_no: neither of you are ugly 0ofalladeez: you are wonderful looking spencer Toxic_love: You can’t agree and disagree bothc Oofalladeez: I jus broke the means bathroom mirror at my job Toxic_love: ignore the spelling Oofalladeez: Also tay I dont eat pie 0ofalladeez: Bear Ghost Toxic_love: i love pie Inasg_no: Neither of you are ugly. Inasg_no: I've never had pie Oofalladeez: . Toxic_love: hair pie 🥰 Toxic_love: Iykyk Oofalladeez: Sorry guys whenever fakes come on I change my red constantly 0ofalladeez: toenail pie 🥰 0ofalladeez: aw fuck Toxic_love: Nigger pie 🥰 0ofalladeez: ? Oofalladeez: Ha 0ofalladeez: turkey Oofalladeez: Ah I like this color :) Inasg_no: I'm changing meh color Oofalladeez: If its the right. Olor 0ofalladeez: i fuckin hate mint Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: hehe Inasg_no: I love this one Shortestbean: ..that’s ashhs color Inasg_no: it's my color Oofalladeez: Yeah so? Inasg_no: oh Shortestbean: Idk, lol Oofalladeez: Ight brb in a few guys 0ofalladeez: AGH Oofalladeez: Brb Inasg_no: okayy Inasg_no: where Spencer go :( 0ofalladeez: dead :( Toxic_love: Why does it matte Toxic_love: matter? Inasg_no: bc I care 0ofalladeez: i cant do this anymore Toxic_love: Awwwwwwwwwwww Inasg_no: FAKE NATE SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP Inasg_no: hehe 0ofalladeez: im gonna vomit 0ofalladeez: FUCK YOU BETH 0ofalladeez: oopsie :( Inasg_no: NO FUCK YOU CUNT 0ofalladeez: EAT A ROTTEN HOTDOG Toxic_love: who is Beth and does she have a sister? 0ofalladeez: Beth does Meth Toxic_love: even better Inasg_no: YOU EAT A ROTTEN BURGER 0ofalladeez: YOU ATE THAT FOR LUNCH LAST WEEK SO DONT TALK TO ME 0ofalladeez: I WATCHED YOU DIG THROUGH THE BURGER KING TRASHCANS Toxic_love: 🤪 0ofalladeez: me being a little goofy like the smol adorable bean i am 0ofalladeez: ... why did i say that? Toxic_love: Beaner 0ofalladeez: ... how large is your nose Spencer? Toxic_love: lemme check Inasg_no: I DONT EVEN LIKE BURGERS SO JOKES ON YOU BITCH Shortestbean: Back 0ofalladeez: THATS WHY IT WAS EVEN MORE FUCKING PATHETIC BETH Toxic_love: more proof she was never american 0ofalladeez: wb :) Shortestbean: U..ummmm thanks Inasg_no: IT RLLY FUCKING WASNT BC I DIDN'T DO IT GO EAT YOUR ROTTEN FISH EGHS YOU STUPID WHORE Inasg_no: I was born in California xd Toxic_love: wb 0ofalladeez: that makes a lot of sense beth 0ofalladeez: oh yeah also Shortestbean: Thanks 0ofalladeez: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DUMB ASS GO EAT CAT VOMIT 0ofalladeez: hehe silly :) Toxic_love: chinese food. Yum 🥰 Shortestbean: ……DONT TALK TO TAY LIKE THAT 0ofalladeez: what do you mean? Inasg_no: OMG SPENCER YESSSSSS Inasg_no: CHINESE FOOD IS EVERYTHING Shortestbean: IM TELLING ASH YOUR BeING A BITCH TO EVERYONE 0ofalladeez: hehe im doing a silly :) Toxic_love: 🫥 Shortestbean: Wtf is wrong with you? Inasg_no: it's fake Nate btw 0ofalladeez: yall think they serve like those giant earthworms as noodles in chinese food? Toxic_love: thats India not china Shortestbean: Eathier way, he shouldn’t be talking to people that way 0ofalladeez: counterpoint Shortestbean: It is very disrespectful Inasg_no: brb gotta eat dinner Inasg_no: love you Spencer 0ofalladeez: silly *bleh* Shortestbean: Stfu Shortestbean: Bye tay!!! 0ofalladeez: good day beth Toxic_love: 😶 Shortestbean: Brb 0ofalladeez: ... 0ofalladeez: its just us now spencer Toxic_love: Is it 0ofalladeez: i think so 0ofalladeez: lemme check Toxic_love: im sure somebody is lurking Faker: hm... from what i can see if someone is i havent met them before... Toxic_love: kewl Faker: ... wanna kiss? Toxic_love: nah I have too many hormones rushing around atm Faker: ah damn... Faker: you know that heroin is real good at solving that issue right? Toxic_love: Pass Toxic_love: got weed Toxic_love: ? Faker: nah i got crack though Toxic_love: Damn Faker: i cant handle this anymore Oofalladeez: He didnt even realize I changed XD Shortestbean: Backkkkkk Toxic_love: 😖 Shortestbean: What’s wrong tox? Toxic_love: Sweet abt it Toxic_love: Where did Sweet come from Shortestbean: Huh?! Toxic_love: Idfk Vulpix_axel: https://thumbsnap.com/s/S5ytDAd6.png?0715 Shortestbean: AXEL! Toxic_love: W… why a pic of ring… Shortestbean: Who tf is that? Toxic_love: Ring he is a friend /C 19:02:25Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: . Toxic_love: DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYT Shortestbean: Slay Shortestbean: I know who ring is Shortestbean: HIS HAIR IS SO FLOOFY Toxic_love: you haven’t seen me Toxic_love: and you never will Shortestbean: Lol Toxic_love: they have seen me but it’s been a while Shortestbean: Nice Toxic_love: 😖 Shortestbean: Why are u using “😖” all the time Toxic_love: 😣 Shortestbean: Lol Inasg_no: backk Shortestbean: Wb! Toxic_love: Web bby Toxic_love: wb* Inasg_no: tyyy and tysm sexy Shortestbean: NEW SHIP Toxic_love: Beauty Shortestbean: TAY X TOX Toxic_love: Someday maybe but not yet Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Toxic_love: 😭 Shortestbean: WHY DOESNT ANYWONE DATE, LIKE GOD FUCK Toxic_love: Anywone Inasg_no: lol Shortestbean: SHUT THE FUCK UP Shortestbean: Now I’m pissed for no reason Inasg_no: CALM IT DOWN Toxic_love: I need a gf but idk how good of a bf I would be Shortestbean: Hmmmmmmm Shortestbean: TEST IT ON TAY Toxic_love: 😖 Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehehehe Toxic_love: Don’t push it Shortestbean: Fine Toxic_love: Thx Inasg_no: i recon you'd be a great one Toxic_love: Idk but I try Shortestbean: The only reason I don’t have a bf is because they always leave me after one week of dating 👍🏼 Toxic_love: It’s hard for me to keep a relationship Shortestbean: And I have only dated three people Shortestbean: They say I’m a slut and a whore when I put on shorts and a crop top Toxic_love: That just means you’re hot Shortestbean: No, not really Inasg_no: PFFT RLLY? SHORTS AND A CROP TOP THEN CALLED A SLUT? Toxic_love: If they call you a slut then they are jealous Shortestbean: Yea Inasg_no: bro when will men realize that how is it women being the slut when at least we actually swear something on the top half Shortestbean: That’s true Toxic_love: I wear shirts Shortestbean: And then they scream at me to change 👌🏼 Inasg_no: not around me you don't ;) Shortestbean: Um…. Inasg_no: nah I get that tho carman, if my dad saw me in some shit I wear he'd go insane Shortestbean: This is uncomfortable Toxic_love: No I still have a shirt on Shortestbean: My step dad is chill about it Toxic_love: Congrats Toxic_love: ,y parents are strict asf Toxic_love: my* Shortestbean: Oof….. Shortestbean: That’s sad Shortestbean: I mean, my mom is a little strict Toxic_love: I have a year and 16 days til I can leave Shortestbean: Slay Toxic_love: Not counting or anything *cough cough* Shortestbean: Lol Inasg_no: lmao Shortestbean: U wanna know what I love most about men? Toxic_love: Well I have a guess but… Inasg_no: hahahaha Shortestbean: They always have some reason to break-up with you Toxic_love: In all of my relationships I was the one that was broken up with it’s why I don’t date Oofalladeez: No ash :( Toxic_love: I have bad tastes in women ngl Shortestbean: Lol Oofalladeez: Back to listening to I will give you my all Toxic_love: Have fun Toxic_love: Dead chat Inasg_no: hello Toxic_love: Sup bb Oofalladeez: Hol up... U 2 actually.... For real? Toxic_love: No Toxic_love: im just being smitten Oofalladeez: Oh I was gonna say congrats XD Toxic_love: If only Inasg_no: lmao Inasg_no: aww Toxic_love: I’m not gonna pressure anyone into dating me there’s no point Inasg_no: why's there no point /C 19:28:59Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: Im not encouraging you to pressure that I'm js a curious person lol Toxic_love: Cuz that would mean one or both people are unhappy Toxic_love: That and I prefer not being a dick Toxic_love: And just like that chat died Inasg_no: sorry I'm here Inasg_no: that's sweet tho, see you'd be a great bf Toxic_love: U good imma have to leave soon anyway Toxic_love: and thx Toxic_love: treat people with respect and you get respect in return (anon): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GcaMauyEzKM Inasg_no: me too probs Inasg_no: true Toxic_love: My only goal in rn is to find love and maybe find happiness Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126461125454725162/1134447312064753745/gurawhitepower.mp4 Inasg_no: gtg bye yall love you Toxic_love: Bye Toxic_love: Imma take off too Toxic_love: bye to whoever is there Shortestbean: Back Shortestbean: Is anyone on? Oofalladeez: Shit no ine on /C 19:55:32Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/8KqrGWgw.mp4 /C 20:22:05Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Louis56: Hey cia Izzy_blight: Tell me more about kinky gay sex. Djshrimpdick: peepee poopoo Inasg_no: hi Djshrimpdick: hi Izzy_blight: Ih Djshrimpdick: hI Inasg_no: poo Djshrimpdick: loo /C 20:48:39Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: woo Djshrimpdick: qoo Inasg_no: moo Djshrimpdick: noo Inasg_no: boo Djshrimpdick: voo (anon): goo Djshrimpdick: foo (anon): boo Djshrimpdick: you lose (anon): loo Djshrimpdick: coo (anon): Soo Djshrimpdick: zoo (anon): noo Djshrimpdick: joo (anon): doo Djshrimpdick: koo Shortestbean: DJ Djshrimpdick: yes? Shortestbean: HIIIII (anon): roo Djshrimpdick: HI Inasg_no: that wasn't me DJ XD Djshrimpdick: uoo Djshrimpdick: ik Shortestbean: HRUUUUUUu Djshrimpdick: but they still lost Djshrimpdick: im guud Djshrimpdick: ooo Inasg_no: I MISSED YA DJ Djshrimpdick: ye Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Djshrimpdick: hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehheheheheheheheheh Djshrimpdick: hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehheheheheheheheheh Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheehehheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh Djshrimpdick: hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehe Djshrimpdick: 500 Kyrzyrgyr: E Djshrimpdick: A Strawberrysprinklepop: hi? Djshrimpdick: bye? Inasg_no: hahaha Strawberrysprinklepop: fair enough Djshrimpdick: hehe Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehwhewheheheheheheehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Strawberrysprinklepop: can't argue with that Djshrimpdick: hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehe Shortestbean: My hand hurts now 😫 Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 Djshrimpdick: im just copy pasting Strawberrysprinklepop: copy paste babes Shortestbean: 😄 Inasg_no: Dtrumps offline :' Inasg_no: :c* Djshrimpdick: hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehe Strawberrysprinklepop: okay i'm gonna start a game Djshrimpdick: ok have fun Shortestbean: Can I join? Strawberrysprinklepop: feel free to join if you want Inasg_no: no Inasg_no: :D Shortestbean: Aw Djshrimpdick: >;) Shortestbean: Oop Inasg_no: gtg Inasg_no: bye yall love you Inasg_no: DJ, moo :o Djshrimpdick: byebye Djshrimpdick: eoo Kyrzyrgyr: Game is balls Shortestbean: Lol, ok Kyrzyrgyr: CVWN /C 21:15:13Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): reeeeeeeeeeeee Keigo: RAWR (anon): rawr Oofalladeez: Ash? /C 21:41:47Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: awe nobody online, damn:( /C 22:08:21Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Rubystrxlight: opps Keigo: Hi Daddy_risk: KIKI Keigo: Hi baby Daddy_risk: hru Keigo: I'm good I just woke up from a nap Keigo: Hbu /C 22:34:54Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: im good, today s my birthday Keigo: Ik Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102165908492927039/1134619753902784614/THOSE_DAMN_ALIEN_BASTARDS_ARE_REAL.mp4 /C 23:01:28Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Dtrump: no Tallguy: hi /C 23:28:01Friday, July 28, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): Yo (anon): Yo Izzy_blight: Oy Rapedatmoose: YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW Rapedatmoose: YEAH YEAH YEAH GEEEEEYUP YA SUMBITCH WAHOO!!!! Rapedatmoose: UNGH UNGH UNGH YEAH FUCKING UGLY BRUTE Rapedatmoose: NOTHING BEATS SODOMIZING A STILL LIVING MOOSE YOU JUST DONE SHOT Rapedatmoose: ASSERTING DOMINANCE Rapedatmoose: HERE COMES THE MONEY SHOT Rapedatmoose: I GOTTA GET THE SHOTGUN BARREL POSITIONED CORRECTLY AGAINST THE BRAINSTEM OF THIS FILTHY ANIMAL Rapedatmoose: WHEN I START EJACULATING I SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER AND BLOW WHAT LITTLE BRAINS IT HAS ALL OVER THE PLACE Rapedatmoose: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*BLAM* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK /C 23:54:34Friday, July 28, 2023 Parrot said "hi" "hello" "hey" -error- 14:31:29Saturday, July 29, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. 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Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi Parrot: Can you invite more ppl in chat? /C 14:56:16Saturday, July 29, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Anon15: Let's wait till more join Anon15: It's like a bad fairly oddparents season 10, you can't take it without drugs Anon15: *new fairly oddparents season Inasg_no: hi /C -connection error- 11:45:27Sunday, July 30, 2023 11:58:47Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:59:05Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 12:25:39Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 12:52:13Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 13:18:47Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 13:45:20Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: ANYBODY ON? Daddy_risk: bean? Daddy_risk: axel? Daddy_risk: nate? Daddy_risk: any anons? Assmaster: hi Daddy_risk: ASS HRU BRO Assmaster: good and you? Daddy_risk: im good, its been a while since we talked Daddy_risk: well i gtg bye ass /C 14:11:54Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Good morning! Shortestbean: Is anyone on Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074516919073394801/1135214982624202822/Beat_goku.MP4 Fagfucker5000: Well I am here! Fagfucker5000: Where are my bitches? /C 14:38:28Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Back Shortestbean: Is anyone on? Shortestbean: I miss you guys Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1135224815209426974/Snaptik.app_7249468209559178538.mp4 Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: Back Shortestbean: Where is everyoneeeeee Inasg_no: hi Keigo: Hey Inasg_no: hi /C 15:05:01Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1026858721109884999/Pol.mp4 Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeeeee Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: ther Inasg_no: e Keigo: Wb Inasg_no: thx Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/4xXJSSQn/1689303168397.jpg Keigo: Np Inasg_no: hey ass Inasg_no: wow Keigo: Dw taytay I'll talk to you Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/fbKSPddQ/meth.jpg Inasg_no: Ty kiki Keigo: Np I love talking with you Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/xGGGVWeD.mp4 Inasg_no: don't know why but thank you Inasg_no: i love talking to you too Keigo: Cause urgent an amazing person Keigo: Ur Inasg_no: I'm rlly not Keigo: Bitch yes u r Keigo: Urmy bsf so I'm not going to let telluride Keigo: Tell urself down like that Inasg_no: aw kiki Inasg_no: I still disagree but thank you for making me smilw Keigo: Anytime Keigo: I've gtg luv yellow Oofalladeez: TAY Inasg_no: aw bye love you too Inasg_no: NATE Inasg_no: i missed you Oofalladeez: Missed u too? Who else you talking to? XD Djshrimpdick: anyone know how to make netherite in the new minecraft update? Inasg_no: you dumbass Oofalladeez: Oh XD Oofalladeez: No DJ I dont Inasg_no: lmao Djshrimpdick: how to i get the fucking templates Oofalladeez: I think Ash is gone (surgery happened and she wont be online for a while...) /C 15:31:35Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: oh sorry hope she recovers well Oofalladeez: Thank you Djshrimpdick: fr Inasg_no: yeah ofc Djshrimpdick: no fr hope she gets better Oofalladeez: What is it aith people just ghosting me? XD. At least Ash had a reason lol Djshrimpdick: wdym Oofalladeez: Nothing Oofalladeez: *cricket noises* Inasg_no: lol Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b0/1d/fb/b01dfb12d07f5b228244fa1df259efff.jpg Oofalladeez: Matbe she's on Roblox? Djshrimpdick: roblox is for losers Djshrimpdick: good thing im a loser Oofalladeez: She's offline... No reason to be online for Roblox... Inasg_no: cya Oofalladeez: No um stayin here dumbass XS Oofalladeez: I hsve 3 little kids asleep in my house. It's kinda cute. Djshrimpdick: 0.0 do their parent know? Djshrimpdick: lol Oofalladeez: XD yes Their dad knows Oofalladeez: My sis-in-law's Niece and nephews spent the night. Djshrimpdick: nice Oofalladeez: So tay jus left... Djshrimpdick: ... Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d9/57/03/d95703f7add5fc7508b7aa6a4ded0c00.jpg Shortestbean: Backkkkk Shortestbean: Is anyone onnnnn Shortestbean: * cries* Itzrexy: *slaps* Shortestbean: BITCH Itzrexy: HOE Shortestbean: STFU Inasg_no: hi Itzrexy: Hey Keigo: MFS IM BACK Shortestbean: HIIiIiI Shortestbean: TAY Inasg_no: wb Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: Hiiiiiiii Keigo: Thx Inasg_no: yw Shortestbean: KEI Itzrexy: Bean was morning at the park with little kids Shortestbean: STFU Itzrexy: Nah Keigo: I font like tiny kids Keigo: Don't Itzrexy: A tiny kid has a crush on me Shortestbean: * twerks* I miss ashh Itzrexy: Gay Shortestbean: Has she even been on? Oofalladeez: No... Keigo: Idk Inasg_no: no she hasnt Shortestbean: SHIT Keigo: in the asd Keigo: ass Oofalladeez: Tell me about it bean... Shortestbean: IS SHE DEAD?! Keigo: NO Oofalladeez: No she probably had her surgery..... I hope... Shortestbean: Ohhhhhhhh, that’s right Oofalladeez: I jus find it offensive she didnt tell me hey my surgery is tomorrow! Shortestbean: Well, it is a lot for her to take in all at once Nate, you need to understand that Oofalladeez: I do /C 15:58:08Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: Nate can't help being worried, he loves her Shortestbean: Yea, I know Keigo: I'm going to kill something Shortestbean: Kill me Keigo: NO Itzrexy: Please do Keigo: NO Keigo: NO Keigo: NO Itzrexy: Yes yes yes Oofalladeez: Once I start loving someone its hard to stop. Once I start dating them im completely devoted to them until the relationship is over. I will always be sevoted to Ash. Keigo: I'm not killing a person Inasg_no: fuck please kill me Kiki. If you don't I will sooner or later Oofalladeez: TAY NO Shortestbean: TAY…..NO Inasg_no: calm down Keigo: TAYTAY NO I NEED U TO LIVE Inasg_no: key phrase: sooner or later Inasg_no: I didn't say today calm your tits Keigo: I'm to flat to have tits Shortestbean: Lmao Keigo: It's true thi Keigo: tho Inasg_no: lol Oofalladeez: tay ur my best friend.... my fav girl below Ash. Your sweet and kind and a good friend. We all need u. Shortestbean: Lol Itzrexy: Pineapple on pizza is the best Oofalladeez: I will ahoot ur fucking cat Keigo: Taytay u wish u could call Shortestbean: GO DIE IN HOLE Itzrexy: Ok Itzrexy: Sounds fun Keigo: But it's good Shortestbean: Kei…..we are no longer friend, Shortestbean: s Keigo: Uh wow Shortestbean: friends* lmao Keigo: Okay Shortestbean: NO Itzrexy: Shortie it’s so good tho Shortestbean: I WAS JUST JOKING Keigo: Fr Inasg_no: actually I have been calling with Nate and mich on whereby Oofalladeez: It sometimes is ok. But a complete abomination. I only like the occasional sweet. Not the pineapple Inasg_no: I can't do it any time but in the morning tho Oofalladeez: Whereby? Inasg_no: whereby.com Keigo: And it's the morning Oofalladeez: It is Inasg_no: it's 5pm Inasg_no: morning for me Oofalladeez: Oh Keigo: Wait do u mean 5am Inasg_no: no 5pm Inasg_no: 17:94 Inasg_no: 04* Oofalladeez: I might stream halo for a bit. U guys wanna watch? Keigo: Imma eat lotion Oofalladeez: Ima have a mic too- Shortestbean: Lol, sure Oofalladeez: Ok... Keigo: Im gonna die from this Shortestbean: Lmao Oofalladeez: Comment on here when u on there Keigo: Tastes like mint Shortestbean: Lol, ok Keigo: I don't like mint Oofalladeez: 😷 Keigo: I'm tired Shortestbean: Sameeee Shortestbean: I didn’t sleep at all Inasg_no: ok Keigo: Maybe if u weren't killing kids Inasg_no: I didn't eat at all =/ Inasg_no: um Inasg_no: kiki Keigo: Same Inasg_no: um Shortestbean: I wasn’t killing anyone Inasg_no: killing kids? Keigo: Yes u were Shortestbean: No I wasnt Oofalladeez: Bean I hsve a link u need to post. Oh wait do u have discord? Itzrexy: You were Keigo: U were on the call Shortestbean: NO I WAS NOT Keigo: yes u were Shortestbean: NO Keigo: Yes Itzrexy: Shortie first you were moaning infront of kids now this you need help Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Keigo: Not my cockroach for a brother watching baby anime Shortestbean: Lmao Itzrexy: ☠️ Keigo: I hate being the only daughter Oofalladeez: Bean do u have discord? Shortestbean: Lol Keigo: Ashi bring me beer Shortestbean: Who the fuck is ashi? Keigo: One of the 7 brothers Itzrexy: Scaryy Shortestbean: Ohhhh Keigo: What having 7 brothers Inasg_no: carman? Itzrexy: Yes Shortestbean: Yes? Inasg_no: do you have dc Keigo: I have 8 if I count my step brother Shortestbean: No, I just deleted it Oofalladeez: https://discord.gg/tZtx2Ey6 this is my twitch stream discord Inasg_no: lucky kiki Itzrexy: 🪦 Inasg_no: ok (anon): 🖕🏼 Keigo: How am I lucky Shortestbean: Fuck u Rexy Keigo: Oh damn straight to the point Itzrexy: Please do Keigo: Wait aren't y'all related Shortestbean: NO Itzrexy: No Itzrexy: Weirdo Keigo: Then it's ok to fuck Shortestbean: Oml Itzrexy: Kms Keigo: I've tried Itzrexy: Try again Keigo: I did last night Shortestbean: REXY Itzrexy: What Shortestbean: KEI…DONT KILL YOURSELF Keigo: I can't breathe Shortestbean: KEI Itzrexy: Fr no one is worth dying over everyone’s just a cunt Keigo: U r one to Inasg_no: Kiki are u having a panic attack Itzrexy: I said everyone did I not Shortestbean: Who? Me? Keigo: No why would i Inasg_no: "I can't breathe" Keigo: There's a cockroach near me oh wait that's just my brother Shortestbean: LMAO Keigo: Someone kidnap ne Keigo: me Keigo: And then kill mr Keigo: me Inasg_no: no Shortestbean: No Keigo: Why Shortestbean: Bc Keigo: bc why Shortestbean: BC Keigo: WHY Inasg_no: bc Keigo: Why Shortestbean: BC Keigo: Rex will u kill me Shortestbean: NO Keigo: Someone stab a knife through my heart Shortestbean: Rexy left Keigo: Quick Shortestbean: Also, NO Keigo: Where's my sisters gf Oofalladeez: I should be live! Oofalladeez: Twitch.tv/oofalladeez Shortestbean: I can’t go on Keigo: Inasg_hoe where you at /C 16:24:42Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: excuse me Inasg_no: ugh hold on Shortestbean: * twerks* Shortestbean: Lmao Keigo: Ah there she is Inasg_hoe: there Inasg_hoe: . Keigo: Omg it's my sisters hor Oofalladeez: ... Keigo: hoe Inasg_hoe: lol Inasg_hoe: cya Inasg_no: . Keigo: Bitch what you mean Keigo: Sorry y'all my brother stole my phone Inasg_no: it's ok Shortestbean: Lol Shortestbean: Where is mich? I need to make sure he ate Keigo: Ate who Shortestbean: Ate food Keigo: Not my phone at 69% Inasg_no: im talking to him Keigo: Slay Shortestbean: Tell him to get his ass on here Inasg_no: mope Inasg_no: nope Oofalladeez: I want viewers :( Shortestbean: Why Inasg_no: bc i don't want to, and aw sorry Nate I have no clue what you mean tho Oofalladeez: Im live on twitch XD Inasg_no: oh ok Keigo: My mother called me a bra Shortestbean: Lol Keigo: I miss my bf Inasg_no: bye ly all Keigo: Ilym Inasg_no: lym Shortestbean: Ily (anon): lym Keigo: No ilym Oofalladeez: Tay stay... Keigo: Now someone kil Keigo: l Keigo: me Shortestbean: NO Keigo: Damn auto correct Keigo: Mr me Shortestbean: I’m boredddd Keigo: Same Shortestbean: I stole shortie from you 😛 (anon): back (anon): oop, one sec Keigo: Wv Keigo: wv Keigo: wv Keigo: wb Shortestbean: thats better Shortestbean: and thank you Keigo: No Keigo: np Keigo: My mother brought me shorts Shortestbean: slay Keigo: Now I don't have to wear sweat pants Shortestbean: nice Keigo: Ikr Shortestbean: lol Keigo: Can u call Shortestbean: yes Keigo: Do we have someone to make it Shortestbean: i have no idea Keigo: Damn k Shortestbean: lol Keigo: Gtg ttyl Shortestbean: byeeeee Shortestbean: is anyone else on? Shortestbean: im bored Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee /C 16:51:16Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: DJJJJ Shortestbean: HIIIIIII Oofalladeez: I want viewers on twitch :( Shortestbean: im bored Shortestbean: what about discord Shortestbean: i think i can redownload discord Shortestbean: but i have no idea Oofalladeez: I put my discord server link in title Oofalladeez: Twitch.tv/oofalladeez Shortestbean: OK Oofalladeez: Join the VC if u can Shortestbean: OK Logan34: ernjkbdfivhuirbheioruhgjbjcxbhclbf Shortestbean: LOGANNNN Shortestbean: hiiiiiiii Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeee Senseless: this group was open Oofalladeez: Logan join me! Im streaming Logan34: nice Shortestbean: i had to leave for a second Logan34: oh ok lol Shortestbean: im sorryyyyy Oofalladeez: Logan join! Logan34: it's no problem Logan34: and join what? Shortestbean: i will see if i can join Oofalladeez: Halo. Im mid match now but Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeee Logan34: sry oof i'm busy i'll join later though Shortestbean: DJJJJJ Djshrimpdick: hiiiiiiiiii /C 17:17:50Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Carman did u join? Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696177223908065300/1135004582368526466/20150513_-_Grand_Theft_Auto_Online_Zero_Punctuation_.mp4 Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d5/ae/8a/d5ae8a1284534f1a5d6c983f20920faa.jpg Keigo: Rawr /C 17:44:24Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Itzrexy: I’m back bitches Itzrexy: Jk bye Itzrexy: I’m back I know I know you all missed me sooo much /j Keigo: I didn't Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee /C 18:10:58Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: I'm gonna die here /C 18:37:33Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: jhhthdbvghnkjvfuv Logan34: ghkcyjtbfvhtbfuj? Ring: Merp Logan34: agreed Logan34: dead chat /C 19:04:07Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): E /C 19:30:41Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: E Logan34: E Peepeeboy: penis /C 19:57:15Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Teachingaccident: I would have wanted Ben's num Teachingaccident: wait Teachingaccident: no Teachingaccident: why Teachingaccident: NOOOO Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696177223908065300/1135301613305724958/Ntma.mp4 Oofalladeez: Has Ashh been on? (anon): Yea (anon): Like 30 mins ago Ashh: rip chat /C 20:23:48Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: dead chat xd /C 20:50:22Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Logan34: ok Djshrimpdick: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlls (anon): bals? /C 21:16:56Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: why /C 21:43:30Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. 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Game List Djshrimpdick: TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIts (anon): https://i.pinimg.com/236x/0a/b3/dc/0ab3dcfa30af0723d3298a15ad59499f.jpg Djshrimpdick: b Djshrimpdick: bOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObs /C 22:36:37Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: ... /C 23:03:12Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Tallguy: thats a cute color Keigo: Chats dead as always Keigo: BABY Daddy_risk: KIKI Keigo: R u still at work Daddy_risk: no i just got off Daddy_risk: im home now /C 23:29:45Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Mk Daddy_risk: i missed u Keigo: I'm in south Decota Keigo: I missed u too Daddy_risk: no way i have a frend n south dakota Keigo: Nice Daddy_risk: his name is kevin Keigo: I feel IK a Kevin Keigo: But I don't Daddy_risk: damn Keigo: I'm going to die Daddy_risk: too hot? Keigo: Ik I am Daddy_risk: yes u are but thats not what i was asking Keigo: It was just 98 degrees Daddy_risk: thats hot Keigo: Bout to be in Nebraska In 30 mind Keigo: mins Daddy_risk: nice Keigo: I missed you Daddy_risk: i missed u more Keigo: Nah bro I missed you more Daddy_risk: bro? Daddy_risk: BRO!? Keigo: BRO!!! Keigo: bruh Daddy_risk: BABY I MISSED U SO FUCKING MUCH, U DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND Keigo: I need my adhd meds and my iron meds Djshrimpdick: wtf is heppening Daddy_risk: i need iron Daddy_risk: MY KNFE CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY Keigo: More of my iron meds Djshrimpdick: nice Daddy_risk: ITS SO PRETTY Keigo: OHH YAY Djshrimpdick: put pic Daddy_risk: one min Keigo: Kk Dtrump: . Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ab/04/f8/ab04f8a9407e1c51b6290748f5303d94.jpg Daddy_risk: https://thumbsnap.com/i/hdKJA1PG.jpg?0730 Djshrimpdick: ooohhhh pretty Keigo: It's so pretty Daddy_risk: fr Keigo: Not me laying in Richard Daddy_risk: IN?!?!? Djshrimpdick: Fáj a nagy lábujjam (anon): nice knife Daddy_risk: ty Keigo: On* Daddy_risk: ily kiki Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/9c/f0/ef/9cf0efe066850c4c7dd3fa2fb2b7aef0.jpg Djshrimpdick: forg Keigo: Ilym Daddy_risk: no ilym Daddy_risk: forg Keigo: No ilym Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/51/c0/21/51c02167fa9dfbdda4b80efc7c2a7bf6.jpg (anon): Forg Keigo: Do u mean frog Djshrimpdick: not frog Dtrump: forge Daddy_risk: no forg Djshrimpdick: forg (anon): No forg (anon): Forg Dtrump: ford Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/8d/87/e1/8d87e17ff98a83a6170cb05afaa46f6a.jpg Daddy_risk: all hail the forg Djshrimpdick: i am one with the forg Daddy_risk: lmfao Dtrump: chevy is better Keigo: I read that as "all hail the ford" Daddy_risk: lol Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/0f/c7/af/0fc7afc891ccb8b62411ba34e7418672.jpg Keigo: The sky is so pretty Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/4f/0a/9d/4f0a9d8d9464b911e455af571b18920b.jpg Djshrimpdick: buff forg Daddy_risk: that forg is sexy Daddy_risk: i would not smash tho Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ce/00/6e/ce006e79a2a7239fe63d0ab48e5048a2.jpg Djshrimpdick: say that again Keigo: I don't even what you takin bout Daddy_risk: we talking ab forg (anon): Forg Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/77/46/33/7746337afbd3a962660475bad668e50a.jpg Djshrimpdick: mrs forg Daddy_risk: who are u anon F0rg: I have cometh F0rg: hehehe (anon): Forg! Daddy_risk: FORG!!!!!! Daddy_risk: :) Djshrimpdick: FORG!!!!!!! F0rg: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/58/c8/3a/58c83a73cb684fd0e8efa6055dcb9d29.jpg Djshrimpdick: i love being able to multitab Daddy_risk: i have a head ache Keigo: I've had a headache Daddy_risk: brb i think im going to get sick Rina: Yo F0rg: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/7a/6a/d2/7a6ad27a319112e858cfe9f6d6cb757c.jpg Rina: Hross F0rg: I AM HERETH Rina: No one knows who you are Daddy_risk: WE LOVE THE FORG Keigo: I LOVE YOU Rina: I Djshrimpdick: HE IS FORG Rina: Correct Rina: I don't know who you are Daddy_risk: I LOVE YOU TOO KIKI Rina: Nor do I care F0rg: I AM FORG Rina: I'm out Dtrump: nobody cares (anon): FatherForg Rina: ✌️ F0rg: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/3b/e3/7e/3be37ecead6d688a23a23fa0d46106dc.jpg Daddy_risk: now im actualy super nausous brb F0rg: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/be/81/94/be8194cfab25f61dc571f09c15bb214e.jpg Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/be/81/94/be8194cfab25f61dc571f09c15bb214e.jpg F0rg: WE Djshrimpdick: ARE F0rg: ONE Djshrimpdick: !!! (anon): All for one and one for all! Dtrump: weird F0rg: ALL FOR FORG AND FORG FOR ALL (anon): YESSS Daddy_risk: dj and forg are on the same ip Daddy_risk: also im back Dtrump: hes bored (anon): ALL FOR FORG AND FORG FOR ALL F0rg: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/98/2b/7e/982b7ea67deab87e84727ede30d8b9db.jpg Daddy_risk: KIKI! Keigo: Rawr Daddy_risk: i love you Keigo: Ilyt F0rg: DJ, I AM YOUR FATHER Djshrimpdick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Keigo: I can call now Dtrump: do you do this in public Djshrimpdick: i wish i could Daddy_risk: ok one min kiki Keigo: R u a bitch Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/6a/3d/1d/6a3d1d7cd8f6d284f0c9f058d81baa59.jpg (anon): me ^^ Djshrimpdick: same Keigo: No rump /C 23:56:19Sunday, July 30, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Dtrump: who? F0rg: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/be/54/82/be5482b0f7687f7ca98b9976b7f96253.jpg Djshrimpdick: DEAD CHAR Djshrimpdick: VHAT Djshrimpdick: CHAT Djshrimpdick: FUCK Daddy_risk: smd Djshrimpdick: I WILL Daddy_risk: nooooooo Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/06/30/9c/06309ca5cf80ffe19601b26d5b8a9a5f.jpg Daddy_risk: CALL MY BOI GEORGE LOAD UP THE CANNON, CATCH U IN THE FIELD SLAP U WITH A SALMON, YO BITCH WANT TO STEAL MY PANTALOONS, GO AND MONKEY ON THE BRITS CALL ME JHON C. BABOON Ashh: wtf XD Djshrimpdick: lol (anon): No maidens Daddy_risk: yup Ashh: anyways Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/05/ae/b9/05aeb92dcced998b19805dcb784d97e3.jpg Djshrimpdick: I HAVE STAGE FOUR, EACH DAY I LOSE SOME MORE, IM SLOWLY DIEING IM CAILLOU Ashh: thats fucked up XD /C 00:22:52Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: MY DAD WENT TO THE STORE, MY MOM IS SUCH A WHORE, MY SISTERS DIEING IM CAILLOU Ashh: stoppp Daddy_risk: which one do u want in the quote deck Djshrimpdick: the first one Daddy_risk: done (anon): Pull out my cup of tea, I'm shootin' violently Ridin' my horse, I'm not flying this privately My maiden loyal, she never would lie to me In 1800s, robs banks up on Iverly Gotta wear a wig, where's my privacy though? Wooden teeth but got no lice in this fro Mustache like the Monopoly bro My horse got crash, it's on top of me though Can't feel my legs and it looks like I'm dead All of the blood rushin' straight to my head (anon): No doctor in sight and no help is around me I am so foolish, I'm done with the clownery Paul Revere, fuck outta here 'Bout to tell yo' girl that I am the loudest here When the British ain't comin', yo bitch is cummin' Your pussy ass ain't allowed in here Djshrimpdick: i cant help but read that with a british accent Daddy_risk: yummi went hard on that song tho Daddy_risk: no cap (anon): Fr Daddy_risk: dj thats a song called no maidens Djshrimpdick: nice (anon): Can’t believe I forgot this song Ashh: yall makin me laugh and im in a fuckin library stop (anon): This song is a banger Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d1/d4/2b/d1d42b03570898a2842f67ea9e17d22d.jpg Daddy_risk: it s, i cant get it out of my head Dtrump: . Ashh: <]:) Daddy_risk: POUR YOUR TEA IN THE OCEAN, JERK OFF YOUR MUSKET WITH NO LOTION Ashh: wth Daddy_risk: its part of the song Ashh: its fr a song? (anon): Yes Djshrimpdick: O say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave Daddy_risk: yes its called no madens Daddy_risk: maidens (anon): Carror pigeon spreading misinformation Daddy_risk: yuh yuh yuh Djshrimpdick: madden 2023 (anon): I got a stick she can feel on Daddy_risk: load up your musket no elon Daddy_risk: riding this horse like a nisan Ashh: yall are dorks Djshrimpdick: ok and? Daddy_risk: fr Ashh: also which anon is that (anon): Yes and we are proud Daddy_risk: idk Ashh: nah lmao im lovin it Dtrump: who (anon): a human Ashh: who is u Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/1f/c7/77/1fc7778e7fea7be6e29796802c28ef94.jpg Ashh: bet Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/5e/20/f5/5e20f51c41f03962d2856167f58302bc.jpg Ashh: XD Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/474x/9a/66/16/9a6616282edea04e39a5a3e1557ff927.jpg Ashh: why so many oncler memess Daddy_risk: NOOOOO KIKI IS GONE:( Ashh: i gtg Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/9b/e9/8c/9be98cdbb9df55a33d81289298161b3d.jpg Djshrimpdick: idk Djshrimpdick: adios ashhhhhh (anon): Now you have no maidens Daddy_risk: ew Daddy_risk: dj wtf Ashh: if yall see oof tell him to check pinterest and that i love him Daddy_risk: ok np (anon): Your maiden has left you Daddy_risk: she has Ashh: bye weirdos XD <3 (anon): Bye (anon): All of us have no maidens Daddy_risk: yup Djshrimpdick: dont worry risky ill be your maiden Daddy_risk: im good on that lil bro Djshrimpdick: damn :( Daddy_risk: gtg Djshrimpdick: ok bye Daddy_risk: be back later (anon): ok bye Daddy_risk: im going to be afk Djshrimpdick: okokokokokokokokkokok Djshrimpdick: im booorrreeeeeeeeddddddddd Keigo: I'm back Djshrimpdick: risk just left Daddy_risk: no imhere Djshrimpdick: oh Djshrimpdick: nvm Daddy_risk: i told u i was afk Djshrimpdick: that usually means you leave your device for a min Daddy_risk: i was just not typing, i was still reading chat untll ke got back Daddy_risk: damn shes gone Djshrimpdick: damn Daddy_risk: ok afk again (anon): L Djshrimpdick: idky but she has me ignored (anon): damn Djshrimpdick: i didnt do anything wrong except be annoying but i mean whos not a little annoying /C 00:49:26Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): Idk I think that’s a skill issue Djshrimpdick: L bozo (anon): +ratio Djshrimpdick: -square root Djshrimpdick: brb Dtrump: If she ignored you thats on you. Keigo: Gtg bye Daddy_risk: bye bby Izzy_blight: Re Izzy_blight: i jak tam Trang diem Djshrimpdick: i back Izzy_blight: You got the power Djshrimpdick: the power to read Djshrimpdick: to look into books for the answer we need Djshrimpdick: SUPER WHY Djshrimpdick: SUUPER WHYY Djshrimpdick: HES OUR GUY hes SUPER WHY Izzy_blight: Super protegent /C 01:15:59Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: super protogomonogohotogenehejent Ishipwillowandhunter: IZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Ishipwillowandhunter: FINA Ishipwillowandhunter: LY Ishipwillowandhunter: You're here :D Izzy_blight: Hello son Izzy_blight: I have been assaulted Ishipwillowandhunter: Oh no D: was it Jilly? (anon): Jilly? Izzy_blight: Yes Djshrimpdick: TIMMY Izzy_blight: She ripped off my left big toe Izzy_blight: And put it up her ass Djshrimpdick: UP HER ASS!?!? Izzy_blight: Sí Izzy_blight: She is so stupid Djshrimpdick: frfr Djshrimpdick: balls Izzy_blight: Communism is ruining our lives Djshrimpdick: nice Izzy_blight: Wake up America. The Chinese are among us Djshrimpdick: AMONGUS Izzy_blight: Among us 😳👀👀👀 Izzy_blight: Jimmy is the imposter, fuck his ass Djshrimpdick: raw? Izzy_blight: Raw dog it 🐶 😫 Djshrimpdick: GELL YEA Izzy_blight: Gel pens in my ass Djshrimpdick: 0.0 Izzy_blight: Why do I want something up my ass so badly right now Djshrimpdick: NANI?!?!?! Izzy_blight: I unfollowed Jimmy but I could readd him and ask if he wants to come put his bionicles in my butt Izzy_blight: I will do that Djshrimpdick: have fun kids Djshrimpdick: remember to use protection Izzy_blight: Thanks dad we'll make sure to be home by dinner Djshrimpdick: ok Djshrimpdick: confirmed, djshrimpdick is izzys father Izzy_blight: Anyone can be my daddy if they buy me heroin Izzy_blight: You got heroin? /C 01:42:33Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: Sorry I was.eating, yes baby I got heroin Djshrimpdick: what abt cocain Izzy_blight: Meth? Djshrimpdick: weed? Izzy_blight: Crocodile? Djshrimpdick: STD? Izzy_blight: Boot? Djshrimpdick: panini? Izzy_blight: Hugs? Djshrimpdick: friendship? Djshrimpdick: akward stares in the hallway? Izzy_blight: Gay love? Djshrimpdick: ?!?!?!?!?!? Izzy_blight: 🏳‍🌈? Izzy_blight: 🌈?? Djshrimpdick: showing up in my driveway after three years to ask how ive been Izzy_blight: Unicycled into the office and pissed on my boss Izzy_blight: As chads do Djshrimpdick: radical dude Axilghost68: heyy Izzy_blight: Hey honey welcome back Axilghost68: its been sooooo long Axilghost68: also thx Izzy_blight: It's been almost 2 days Izzy_blight: Nice to see you Djshrimpdick: HEY, thats a long time for snails Izzy_blight: True Axilghost68: its been so long since ive been on here Axilghost68: thats what i ment lmao Axilghost68: what have i missed? Izzy_blight: Not much actually Axilghost68: thats good Djshrimpdick: THE END OF THE WORLD /C 02:09:06Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: Oh yeah that happened Izzy_blight: But don't worry about that Axilghost68: oh alr lol Axilghost68: does oof still come online?? Djshrimpdick: ye (anon): Yes Axilghost68: thats good Axilghost68: i finally got my phone back after 2 years Axilghost68: i got discord again Axilghost68: :) Djshrimpdick: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Izzy_blight: Oh no not the groomer's paradise Axilghost68: ree Axilghost68: oh ya Axilghost68: guess wht Ishipwillowandhunter: Heyy Izzy_blight: You are a table? Axilghost68: I got a new bf! we have been tg for 4 months now. august will count as five Axilghost68: heyy Djshrimpdick: IM A DISCORD KITTEN Axilghost68: :0 Izzy_blight: i am a discord moderator Djshrimpdick: nice Axilghost68: im a person Axilghost68: dont ask.... i say weird shit Izzy_blight: Are you sure? Check under your skin Axilghost68: yup Axilghost68: im sure Axilghost68: :) Izzy_blight: The machine has deceived itself. Fascinating. Axilghost68: summer break is almost over :(( Axilghost68: fuck u school Izzy_blight: Already? Shit... Izzy_blight: And no sign of him Axilghost68: mhm. i go back august 8th Axilghost68: open house is aug 2nd Axilghost68: :(( Djshrimpdick: i went back thursday Axilghost68: then my bday is aug 11th Axilghost68: damn Djshrimpdick: tommorrow is my third day Axilghost68: wow Djshrimpdick: yep Axilghost68: i hate school Djshrimpdick: yep Djshrimpdick: but its my last year so i cant complain Axilghost68: nicee Axilghost68: afk. gonna get sum food Izzy_bilght: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Izzy_bilght: im here for the cult meeting /C 02:35:40Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Hey fuckers (anon): I don’t fuck I suck Keigo: Idc (anon): ik (anon): Sorry (anon): I’m on a baked bean mentality (anon): I need goth milk sorry I mean goth milk sorry goth milk (anon): 20 piece with the fry Angeline: hai Axilghost68: i am back Axilghost68: with the milk Angeline: hi Keigo: idc Axilghost68: :) Angeline: hai Angeline: hu Axilghost68: hai (anon): did you get cookies? Axilghost68: yes (anon): ok good Axilghost68: mhm lol Keigo: Kill me please Axilghost68: no (anon): I thought I’d have to get the cookies Axilghost68: u no die Keigo: Why Axilghost68: lol Axilghost68: bc Axilghost68: i say so Axilghost68: nobody deserves to die Keigo: Then I'll do it myself Axilghost68: even if they think they do Axilghost68: no Axilghost68: dont Axilghost68: its not worth it Axilghost68: :( Keigo: I'm not worth it Axilghost68: yez Axilghost68: yez u r (anon): Dieing is a waste of time and it’s to much work Axilghost68: real Keigo: Imma go due now Keigo: Die Axilghost68: no (anon): no Axilghost68: bro im so bored Izzy_bilght: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Axilghost68: gn yall Djshrimpdick: adios (anon): gn Izzy_blight: Chud Djshrimpdick: bud Izzy_blight: Rud Djshrimpdick: stud Izzy_blight: Fudd Djshrimpdick: elmer fudd Izzy_blight: Wabbit season /C 03:02:11Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: elmer dudd Keigo: RAWR Keigo: IM GOING TO A POOLWWa (anon): cool /C 03:28:45Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 03:55:18Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: All gaymerica /C 04:21:52Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 04:48:26Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Truer_than_true: Might is true /C 05:15:00Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 05:41:33Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep /C 06:08:07Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Stinkybooty: ope /C 06:34:40Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 07:01:14Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi Izzy_blight: орехово зуевский район города Ishipwillowandhunter: TAY Izzy_blight: сука Izzy_blight: Ok I'm done Ishipwillowandhunter: TAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Inasg_no: woah Inasg_no: MICH Inasg_no: MICHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Inasg_no: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Ishipwillowandhunter: Hiiiiiiiii <333 Inasg_no: IZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Inasg_no: hellooo <3333 Izzy_blight: Oh hey you remembered me Ishipwillowandhunter: Who could forget you? Inasg_no: told you I would Ishipwillowandhunter: afk one sec Izzy_blight: Everyone ever Izzy_blight: Hi Wendy Inasg_no: okie and no :( Inasg_no: I won't forget you Inasg_no: i love you and your toes Izzy_blight: Jimmy already did Izzy_blight: Aw I love you and your hugs Inasg_no: Jimmy's a little bitch >:c Inasg_no: yayyy i love you and your kisses more hehe Izzy_blight: I hate Jimmy and his Ethernet cable Inasg_no: ME TOO >:c Izzy_blight: He tried to strangle me with it Inasg_no: that little cunt, he should have his guts ripped out Izzy_blight: I wanna decorate my room with them Izzy_blight: Paint the walls red Inasg_no: aw you're so cute Izzy_blight: I feel like I could say literally anything and you would think it was cute Izzy_blight: I eat kids Inasg_no: awwwwww Ishipwillowandhunter: Adorable Inasg_no: idk what it is you're js so cute Izzy_blight: Uwu *blushes* Inasg_no: awwwwwwww izzyyyy Inasg_no: I wanna hug you so bad Inasg_no: btw wb michy Izzy_blight: that sounds nice *eats can of worms* Izzy_blight: Wait these aren't gummy worms :( Izzy_blight: 🤢🤮 Ishipwillowandhunter: Izzy what the fuck Ishipwillowandhunter: I love sour gummy worms and if you ever say that again I will find you and fuck your little ass Izzy_blight: I love those too theyre the best Izzy_blight: Its been so long since I had any Izzy_blight: Sorry if I ruined worms for you forever Ishipwillowandhunter: I had some just today, very good. I love them. Izzy_blight: Lovely Izzy_blight: now I want some Izzy_blight: Fubk Izzy_blight: Hungy for wormy gggh Ishipwillowandhunter: I have an extra large worm you can have, it's not sour though. Ishipwillowandhunter: Sorry I feel weird now, forget I said that Izzy_blight: Ok let me reset my memory capacitance Izzy_blight: Oh duck i accidentally erased the last ten years of my life. where am I who are you why do I feel so sick Inasg_no: I don't think I've ever had gummy worms Inasg_no: you're my gf izzy Izzy_blight: Ohh Izzy_blight: Wait who's izzy Ishipwillowandhunter: No, she's my girlfriend. You're Izzy, and you're an adorable girl that likes neck kisses and cookies. Izzy_blight: Oh cool. Do you have any of either for me Ishipwillowandhunter: I have both of them <3 Inasg_no: NO SHES MY GF /C 07:27:48Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: I am belong to everyone Izzy_blight: To the world Inasg_no: YOURE SO ADORABLE Ishipwillowandhunter: No, she belongs to me. I get to hold her at night and kiss her softly while we drift off to sleep. Then once she's sleeping I get to clap those cheeks Izzy_blight: Spicy Ishipwillowandhunter: *bites bottom lip* Izzy_blight: *cutely has a frothing seizure* Inasg_no: :( Izzy_blight: :< Izzy_blight: Why sadness Ishipwillowandhunter: *gives her mouth to mouth, atttempting to save her. due to my limited medical knowledge, she dies. mouth to mouth was not what she needed* Izzy_blight: *ded* Izzy_blight: 🪦 Izzy_deceased: *dead for 10 years* Ishipwillowandhunter: Not gonna stop me, I'm into that shit. Dead chicks are hot Izzy_deceased: *rolls over in grave* excuse me Ishipwillowandhunter: Shut up and take me, I know you can baby. Even if your pussy is decomposing Inasg_no: why did that turn me on Izzy_deceased: ....new fetish unlocked? Inasg_no: ignore me Inasg_no: Ishipwillowandhunter: Shut up and take me, I know you can baby. Dtrump: necrophiliac Inasg_no: it was this but Inasg_no: bit Inasg_no: not the dead bit that's js ew Izzy_deceased: Ah makes sense Izzy_deceased: Oh i forgot i'm supposed to be dead Izzy_deceased: *crawls back into coffin* Ishipwillowandhunter: Yes, now shut your mouth and take me like a good girl Inasg_no: holy fuck Izzy_deceased: Holy cow Inasg_no: this is rlly turning me on Izzy_deceased: Decomposed maggot pussy Izzy_deceased: Best in the world Dtrump: the smell would kill you Ishipwillowandhunter: Only thing killing me is the mind shattering orgasm Izzy is going to give me Ishipwillowandhunter: And if you're good, I'll return the favor <3 Izzy_deceased: I just grossed myself out im gonna go die again Izzy_deceased: *dies while dead* Dtrump: Dieing while having an orgasm is a good way to go. Izzy_blight: Hey turns out that dying while you're dead cancels out your death so im back Izzy_blight: Life hack Izzy_blight: or death hack i suppose Inasg_no: i don't understand at all Izzy_blight: Neither do I. Anyway how do you feel about jimmy Ishipwillowandhunter: He's a pathetic little fuck that needs to have his ass railed Inasg_no: about Jimmy? idk Izzy_blight: Jimmy is so stupid I need to spank him until he cries Izzy_blight: Like mama used to do Ishipwillowandhunter: Or I could spank you until you cry <3 Ishipwillowandhunter: Oh wait I forgot you don't like that Izzy_blight: If it causes me harm im down Ishipwillowandhunter: I could pin you beneath me and kiss you softly and slowly while I grind against your body, my hands trailing across your skin, just like jimmy did Ishipwillowandhunter: *does Inasg_no: oh fuck Izzy_blight: Oh my gho Ishipwillowandhunter: that was legit the laziest piece of smut I have ever written don't tell me that turned you on (Tay) Inasg_no: it did Inasg_no: im sorry Izzy_blight: Me too kinda Izzy_blight: Cause I pictured jimmy doing it Izzy_blight: So sexy Inasg_no: you don't understand how badly I want you to do shit to me rn :( Inasg_no: hahah Izzy Rottendilk: i leaved Izzy_blight: I love jimmhs greasy fat body and all his unwashed hairy folds 🥵🤤 Izzy_blight: I am absolutely disgusting right now I need to go to bed Inasg_no: I love you izzy Ishipwillowandhunter: I want to pin Izzy to the wall, my grip on her just tight enough so she can't move as my body presses up against hers, my lips meeting her neck as my hands travel across her body slowly, making their way to the hem of her clothes... pulling them down slowly... Jimmy watching from the corner... to be continued.... Izzy_blight: I lode you too baby I love your sweater Izzy_blight: Ohh Izzy_blight: Oh yeah Izzy_blight: Jimmy would love that Inasg_no: IM SO HORNY NOW :( Izzy_blight: I masturbated 50 times today I am immune to horny right now Inasg_no: i haven't at all Inasg_no: i mean um yeah definitely did last night Izzy_blight: In Jimmys attic? Ishipwillowandhunter: Part 2: The Intergalactic war has reached it's peak. Commander Izzy is being railed by her commander in chief, Doggy Daquan Ishipwillowandhunter: Hey -.- Izzy_blight: Star trek the sex generation Inasg_no: lmao Ishipwillowandhunter: I haven't touched myself in over two weeks, the horny is left me. I was planning on it tonight but horny is not with me. Well kinda /C 07:54:22Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: I had sex once. It was good at the time but in hindsight it was horrible Izzy_blight: Jimmy was way too rough Izzy_blight: He ripped my pants Inasg_no: the first time i had sex it was more gentle then rough tbh Inasg_no: but I was pretty innocent and didn't know abt BDSM until I met mich 🤷🏼‍♀️ Izzy_blight: Oh dear Ishipwillowandhunter: Yes. I corrupt all. Tellled: Cmon baby lets fuck each other Inasg_no: I'll fuck you Tellled: Theres nothing worth for in this life Tellled: Cousins, sister, brothers, animals what we are Inasg_no: I disagree Inasg_no: mich is worth everything for me soooo Izzy_blight: I believe that more and more every day Tellled: Lets cum each other at every place Inasg_no: cum in me Ishipwillowandhunter: Very little is worth it. Live is pretty much pointless, only a few things worth livingfor Tellled: Cock, COkck, Tits, Tits, Puss, Puss, CUm, CUm Inasg_no: I'm turned off Dtrump: whose this Izzy_blight: Nothing is really worth living for but anything can be if we give it enough meaning Izzy_blight: I live for biscuits Izzy_blight: They are good Izzy_blight: Everything else is horrible Tellled: except sex Inasg_no: I live for mich Tellled: and cum Tellled: and tits Tellled: and ass Izzy_blight: Sex is the worst Inasg_no: you're seriously turning me off tell guy Tellled: Hereyy Izzy_blight: It makes me want to died Izzy_blight: Oh crap actually im gonna die again right now I forgot to take my heart pills Izzy_blight: Does anyone have any (anon): Enter chat message here. Izzy_blight: Facts Izzy_blight: *dies* Tellled: Tits Dtrump: tits anything else Izzy_blight: *revives* Izzy_blight: *starts eating Detroit* Tellled: well, theres legs Tellled: who has hose suicide thoughts after you cum? Just me? Izzy_blight: Me too Izzy_blight: Hope they don't plague your days Tellled: bored Izzy_blight: Board games? Monopoly game? Izzy_blight: Do I get to eat the monopoly money? I love doing that Ishipwillowandhunter: I love you. So adorable Inasg_no: she is she rlly is Izzy_blight: 😌 Izzy_blight: Why do I actually want to eat paper now Izzy_blight: Im so fukin stupid Inasg_no: you're so cutewee Dtrump: whats that diseases Izzy_blight: I have pikachu disorder Izzy_blight: Pikachu i choose charizard Dtrump: pica diseases Izzy_blight: Picachu Izzy_blight: Pokerman Inasg_no: . /C 08:20:55Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: bonswoo /C 08:47:29Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): . /C 09:14:03Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 09:40:36Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 10:07:10Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): if Dtrump is still there, he has no life Tellled: true Dtrump: im fine with that /C 10:33:44Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:00:18Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:26:52Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:53:26Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 12:20:00Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Good morning!!! Shortestbean: Is anyone on? Shortestbean: Cause I miss you guys Shortestbean: I hope ash comes on today /C 12:46:34Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I'm bored Daddy_risk: same Daddy_risk: im babysitting rn Shortestbean: Oh! Who are u babysitting? Daddy_risk: my little sister Daddy_risk: she is asleep tho so i can knda do whatever i want Shortestbean: Lucky Daddy_risk: im just watching yt Shortestbean: I'm the only girl Shortestbean: Same Daddy_risk: https://youtu.be/TrZyuCh9df0 Daddy_risk: im a boy Daddy_risk: i have 5 sisters and 2 brothers Shortestbean: Back Shortestbean: I have school again today😭 Shortestbean: I want to go die in a hole Daddy_risk: fun Daddy_risk: school im summer? Daddy_risk: in* Shortestbean: Yea...I failed all of my classes👍🏼 Daddy_risk: same but dont have summer school Daddy_risk: i dont* Shortestbean: The worst part is I am home schooled Daddy_risk: LMFAO Shortestbean: SHUSH IT Daddy_risk: my best friends are homeschooled Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063936523508129813/1135556598346039367/1690587435239084_1689764427962093.mp4 Daddy_risk: one is buying me a katana for my bday gift Shortestbean: Slay Shortestbean: I have a katana Daddy_risk: i need to shit brb Shortestbean: Lmao, ok Daddy_risk: i just brought my computer with me Shortestbean: Lol Shortestbean: Ok Shortestbean: But yea, I have a katana Daddy_risk: i want to watch the boondocks but i cant bc its "inapropriate" Shortestbean: Lol Daddy_risk: the n-word is "said too much for young ears" Shortestbean: You aren't young...? Daddy_risk: my little sister is Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1135558064699875349/Mafia_3_Zero_Punctuation.mp4 Daddy_risk: when shes not here i can watch it Shortestbean: Assmaster, lmao Shortestbean: True Shortestbean: I hate having younger siblings Daddy_risk: 1 year and i can move out Shortestbean: Slay Daddy_risk: im so excited Shortestbean: I have two years Daddy_risk: HA Shortestbean: SHUT IT Daddy_risk: im moving in with my aunt so i can smoke all the weed i want Shortestbean: Dam Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134852973349060689/1135557964435030176/goofy.mp4 Shortestbean: Assmaster, it's to early for this Daddy_risk: fr Daddy_risk: goofy singing anime intros Assmaster: not for me Shortestbean: OH, guess what Daddy_risk: what Shortestbean: I'm getting another katana Daddy_risk: cool Shortestbean: AND Daddy_risk: AND? Shortestbean: My mom is going to teach me how to.use them properly Daddy_risk: oh cool Shortestbean: IKR Daddy_risk: Ishipwillowandhunter: I am also single and ready to mingle. Wan sum fuk Shortestbean: I NEVER KNEW MY MOM WAS THAT COOL Daddy_risk: I WANT WEED Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/nVwYnYFY/did.png Shortestbean: NO Daddy_risk: BUT IM ON PROBATION SO I CANT SMOKE:( Shortestbean: Why are u on probation?! Daddy_risk: weed Shortestbean: Oml Daddy_risk: got caught at school and they pressed charges lik the bitches they are Daddy_risk: like* Shortestbean: Lol,I don't smoke Daddy_risk: i do but not rn Daddy_risk: i gtg Shortestbean: Kei would be upset Shortestbean: Ok Daddy_risk: no she wouldnt, she drinks so when im not on probation i can smoke Daddy_risk: cya tho Shortestbean: Oh yea...that's true Shortestbean: Bye risk /C 13:13:08Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I'm bored and lonely Shortestbean: Oh, nvm, my brother is here :] Shortestbean: I hope ash will be on again G_doxx: How do I get in a game Shortestbean: Suck my dick Shortestbean: Lol G_doxx: Why should I Shortestbean: Idk G_doxx: Exactly Shortestbean: I think I'm drunk 😚 Shortestbean: ANYWAY Shortestbean: I'm bored and single Shortestbean: Can someone get online Shortestbean: * cries* /C 13:39:41Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Can some one pls come online Shortestbean: I'm lonely😭😭😭 Shortestbean: * twerks* Shortestbean: * cries* /C 14:06:15Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi /C 14:32:48Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Rawt /C 14:59:22Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: KKI Daddy_risk: KIKI* Keigo: BABY Daddy_risk: I MISSED U Keigo: I missed u too Daddy_risk: i missed u more Keigo: Nah I missed u more Daddy_risk: cap Keigo: Crap Daddy_risk: u on the road agan? Daddy_risk: again Keigo: Yep will be in Oklahoma today Daddy_risk: YAY Keigo: Why r u so happy about it Daddy_risk: cuz u wll be at your new house, im happy for you Daddy_risk: will Daddy_risk: * Keigo: I'm actually staying with my uncle for who knows how lobg Keigo: long* Daddy_risk: oh Daddy_risk: why? Keigo: Just am Daddy_risk: ok Keigo: He's has my cat Daddy_risk: oh lol Keigo: I miss my cat Daddy_risk: i love you baby<3 Keigo: Ilym Daddy_risk: no ilym Keigo: No ilym Daddy_risk: sure Daddy_risk: ilym Keigo: No ilym Keigo: Nooo bro nooooooooioo this song should not be playing Daddy_risk: what song? Keigo: Unholy Daddy_risk: young gravy was playing at work the other day... Daddy_risk: that song plays alot too Keigo: I'm dying inside Daddy_risk: no bad Daddy_risk: live inside Daddy_risk: and outside Keigo: I'm laying on Richard again Daddy_risk: ofc you are Daddy_risk: hi mich Keigo: I slept in Richard last night Daddy_risk: cool Ishipwillowandhunter: Hey daddy Daddy_risk: hi bro Daddy_risk: hru Daddy_risk: kiki is going to get mad at you for that Keigo: Nah he's fine he's not the only one calling u daddy Daddy_risk: everybody calls me daddy Daddy_risk: but only kiki should Keigo: Like djsmalldick Daddy_risk: djshrimpdick* Keigo: No I did that on purpose Daddy_risk: oh lol Keigo: There was thunder last night and I loved it Daddy_risk: oh im jellous Daddy_risk: i want thunder Keigo: Why Daddy_risk: i like the rain and thunder Keigo: I fell asleep watching it Daddy_risk: (anon): you know, i didnt always love the rain. i used to hate it when i was kid, it meant i couldnt play outside. i started to tolorate it as a part of life around the time i lost my uncle, i still remember that day, first time i ever cried infront of my dad, it rained that night and i still remember thinking "i love you uncle Curtis"---"the rain is the tears of angels". this was when i was still religous, i hadn't died inside yet and lost hope. Daddy_risk: (anon): i started to love the rain about 3 years ago, i lived in a trailer with a metal roof and the pitter patter of the rain was a beautiful song that i would never hear the same way again. the rain was my escape from stress and abuse, its the symphony of nature, the very thing that gives us life. the rain pulls nutrence out of the air and soil and carries it into the plants we eat. through the roots, and into the leaves the rain gives us life and supports life its self. Daddy_risk: i wrote this Keigo: Slay Daddy_risk: and ts why i love the rain Keigo: Who doesn't love the rain Daddy_risk: idk Keigo: Probably the cockroach I have to live with Daddy_risk: fr Keigo: He rly look like a cockroach Daddy_risk: he looks like something i would hunt Keigo: You shold Keigo: Should Daddy_risk: i will Keigo: Good you'd be doing us all a favor Daddy_risk: lol Keigo: I swear I'm going to fall asleep on Richard Daddy_risk: ok /C 15:25:56Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I'm bored Daddy_risk: hi bean Keigo: CARMEL Shortestbean: Risk! Hiii Shortestbean: MOMMY Shortestbean: HI Daddy_risk: DONT FUCKING CALL KIKI MOMMY Daddy_risk: SHE IS MY BABY Shortestbean: Sorry... Keigo: hoo, feeling so tall I could give a high five to the pilot Daddy_risk: family tight i keep small circle like eyelit Daddy_risk: inbox full of contracts i sgn with a stylis Keigo: Sign* Daddy_risk: ya sign Inasg_no: hiii Daddy_risk: HI TAY Keigo: TAY Inasg_no: MEH MICHY :D DEFINITELY ALREADY HAVEN'T BEEN SPEAKING RO YOU BUT IM STILL HAPPY Inasg_no: HEYYYYYYY Inasg_no: I MISSED YALL Keigo: I MISSED U MORE Daddy_risk: WE MISSED U TOO Shortestbean: Hi tay Inasg_no: hi Inasg_no: I MISSED YOU MORE Keigo: NO I MISSED YOU MORE Daddy_risk: I LOVE YOU KIKI Ishipwillowandhunter: HIIIIIII Inasg_no: I LOVE YOU MICH :D Keigo: I LOVE YOU MORE BITCH Inasg_no: NO I DID KIKI Keigo: NO I MISSED YOU MORE Keigo: WHY ARE WE YELLING Shortestbean: Lol Daddy_risk: IF U CALL ME A BITCH IMA TEAT U LIKE ONE Inasg_no: NO I MISSED YOU MORE AND IDK Inasg_no: oh damn Keigo: OK BITCH Inasg_no: OH DAMN Keigo: TRY ME BITCH Daddy_risk: lol Keigo: Dead now Keigo: like me Daddy_risk: no ur not aloud to die Keigo: yes i am Keigo: If Tay dies I die Inasg_no: im not dying yet dw lol Daddy_risk: then i die too Keigo: Damn chat rly dead Daddy_risk: fr Oofalladeez: I jua got on fym? Keigo: Like the cockroach if I hit it Shortestbean: Sorry...I have school Keigo: L Oofalladeez: Carman u in school r n? L Daddy_risk: lol Daddy_risk: hi nate Shortestbean: Yea, I failed all my classes👍🏼 Keigo: L Daddy_risk: same Daddy_risk: dont "L" me Keigo: L Shortestbean: Lmao Daddy_risk: lmfao >:( Keigo: Lol Oofalladeez: Lemme guess... No ash? Inasg_no: NATEEEE Inasg_no: she was on last night Shortestbean: Yea Oofalladeez: TAY Keigo: IT LOOKS LIKE ITS ABOUT TO RAIN Inasg_no: I js checked in rq and ashh was online Inasg_no: HAIII Oofalladeez: Aait wut Keigo: RAIN Oofalladeez: Was she okay? Did she say anything? Talk to me! Daddy_risk: ooh its raining kiki? Keigo: It looks like it's about to Daddy_risk: oh fun Shortestbean: I like the rain Keigo: I love the rain Inasg_no: idk Inasg_no: I told you I js checked in Inasg_no: I saw her online idk if she said anything cuz I was there for like 2 secs Oofalladeez: Ok she said they are doing surgery prep. She wont be on for a while... Shortestbean: Can I tell ash to talk to me? Shortestbean: I miss her Oofalladeez: She's gone for now.... Her surgery... Oofalladeez: Otherwise I would carman Shortestbean: K Daddy_risk: kiki i want cuddles <3 Keigo: I DO TOO Inasg_no: aww yall so cute tg Daddy_risk: ty Keigo: I'm dying Inasg_no: from overstimulation? risky -.- Shortestbean: I'm bored Daddy_risk: i not stimulating shit tay /C 15:52:30Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: mhmm Shortestbean: Who watched all of us are dead? Inasg_no: that's the Korean zombie show or smth right Shortestbean: Yea Inasg_no: no i haven't lol Inasg_no: been wanting to tho Shortestbean: You should, it's so good....but the first part of the first episode a guy falls off the roof Shortestbean: And then his dad get a ducking bible and kills him Shortestbean: Fucking* Inasg_no: I SAW RHAT BIT I THINK Inasg_no: I watched some of the first episode a while ago but couldn't finish it bc I had to go and never got to it again Inasg_no: I remember the bit where they're in that bed and he's like infected or shit Shortestbean: Oof....you should re-watch it then Inasg_no: yeah probably haha Shortestbean: YEA Inasg_no: lmao Shortestbean: I love the fact that one man made the infection and ended up turning I to a zombie, lmao Shortestbean: Into* Inasg_no: ikr, it's always one to start a full pandemic Shortestbean: Lol, fr Inasg_no: WAIT WAS HE THE PERSON WHO STARTED IT Inasg_no: omg I rlly need to rewatch the first episode Shortestbean: Imma sue whoever made covid Shortestbean: Yasss, u should Inasg_no: I remember it being on the news as "deadly Chinese disease" Shortestbean: Lmao Shortestbean: * twerks* I'm bored as fuck Shortestbean: OMG Shortestbean: I ALMOST FELL OfF MY BED Shortestbean: Is anyone on? Inasg_no: reloaded Shortestbean: Oh, ok Daddy_risk: gtg Daddy_risk: love u kiki Shortestbean: Bye risk Shortestbean: WOW Shortestbean: I FELL OFF MY BED /C 16:19:04Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: OWWW Shortestbean: Ok, I'm better Keigo: Why Shortestbean: I FELL OFF MY BED Daddy_risk: KIKI UR BACK Daddy_risk: sorry i was vibin with my lil br and sister Daddy_risk: bro* Shortestbean: Nice Keigo: Yes no cell signal Shortestbean: I am vibing with my brother while I do work..AND THEN I FELL OFF MY BED Daddy_risk: oh Daddy_risk: im still vibin Keigo: RAWR Shortestbean: I'm hi g Keigo: SAME BRI Keigo: Bro Shortestbean: I'm hungry....but my body won't let me eat Daddy_risk: EAT FA**** Keigo: BABY Keigo: BE NICE TO CARMEL Daddy_risk: WELL SHE NEEDS TO EAT Keigo: BE NICE Daddy_risk: ok fine Daddy_risk: im sorry bean Keigo: good Daddy_risk: but GO EAT Daddy_risk: NOW Shortestbean: I can't eat...I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER Daddy_risk: oh damn Keigo: Bruh this gummie bear has a dick Daddy_risk: lol Daddy_risk: suck it Keigo: Can in suck you Shortestbean: Don't assume shit you don't know Daddy_risk: u wanna suck me? Keigo: Yes Daddy_risk: YES Daddy_risk: WHY WOULD I SAY NO?!?!? Keigo: Yes yes Keigo: So when and where Daddy_risk: ♪my baby wants to give me head♪ Shortestbean: Lol Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1135559919622443129/chill.mp4 Shortestbean: STOP Daddy_risk: my house today Keigo: AND PUT IT IN MY ASS Shortestbean: I'M TO LONELY Daddy_risk: nah i dont like anal Keigo: No Carmel said stop Daddy_risk: its icky to me Daddy_risk: oh ok Shortestbean: * cries* I'm so lonely Daddy_risk: there s someone out there for u bean Keigo: So if you put it together it's "STOP AND PUT IN MY ASS" Daddy_risk: oh Shortestbean: Every person I have dated dumped me because they said I'm to "toxic" for them Shortestbean: And that I'm "to clingy" Daddy_risk: Todd_clorox: (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ cum ♥ Shortestbean: So, NO I WILL NOT FIND SOMEONE Keigo: L Shortestbean: SHUSH IT Keigo: make me Shortestbean: How?! Keigo: Just make me Shortestbean: I'm to dirty minded Keigo: WHAT WERE U THINKING Shortestbean: LMAO Keigo: Honestly same Shortestbean: I think tay killed mich Keigo: NO MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MIDH Keigo: MICH Shortestbean: Lmao Daddy_risk: im hard rn guys Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/kMkLVw2y/Desert-Punk-Vol-2-Ch-12-1.jpg Shortestbean: We didn't need to know that Keigo: I did Daddy_risk: kiki help Shortestbean: OML Keigo: I wish I could Shortestbean: PLS STOP....I am getting VERY uncomfortable Daddy_risk: what u dont like sex talk? /C 16:45:38Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I am fine with sex talk Shortestbean: But i get uncomfortable sometimes Keigo: OHHH DADDY Daddy_risk: kiki and i dont rly get sexual often, its not what our relationship is based around, so let me enjoy when we do get here Daddy_risk: what princess Shortestbean: Fine Keigo: Hi Keigo: I want to be high Daddy_risk: same Daddy_risk: i want head Keigo: I'll give it Shortestbean: * covers ears* oml Inasg_no: BOO Inasg_no: I'm back :D Keigo: MOMMY TAT Shortestbean: Help Inasg_no: BBG KIKI Inasg_no: with? Daddy_risk: HEY STOP Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/s/46KU9jZ9.jpg?0731 Inasg_no: hehehhe Keigo: Don't help her Daddy_risk: SHE S MY BBG Shortestbean: They are being horny Inasg_no: NO SHES MY BBG Daddy_risk: tay i will fly to england and fight u over this Keigo: IM BOTH Inasg_no: bitch I'd beat you in a fight easily Daddy_risk: cap Keigo: Crap Inasg_no: no cap, come at me fucker Daddy_risk: ill bring my freedom pills (9 mm bullets) Keigo: No killing her Daddy_risk: ill just shoot her legs Shortestbean: * runs away* Keigo: No Daddy_risk: maybe feet Keigo: bad Inasg_no: risky there is literally no chance you're getting across UK borders with a gun. Keigo: I'm both of yours Daddy_risk: ill super glue her fingers to the barrel and shoot untill the barrel gets hot and burns her Shortestbean: * runs around* Keigo: NO HURTING HER Inasg_no: this is all very unrealistic as you won't have a gun in the UK. but I'll js slice your toes off and feed them to Jimmy for Izzy -.- Daddy_risk: fine Inasg_no: KIKI HE COULDNT IF HE TRIED ITS FINE Inasg_no: :D Keigo: tay no hurting him Daddy_risk: i can fight, tay i have a sx pack and boxing training Daddy_risk: six* Shortestbean: SHIT Keigo: Nah bro it's sex pack Daddy_risk: for u it is Inasg_no: you have a six pack? firstly don't believe, secondly, send me a pic UwU, thirdly, trust me risky I know how to fight Inasg_no: hahahaha kiki Shortestbean: * covers ears again * AHHHH Inasg_no: risky doesn't know our "friendship" Kiki ;) Daddy_risk: ill send a pic of my six pack to the whole chat Inasg_no: YES RN Keigo: PLEASE DO Daddy_risk: "FRIENDSHIP"!?!?!? Inasg_no: FUCK YEAH Inasg_no: Ummm Inasg_no: yeah uh a friendship Keigo: Mommy shush Inasg_no: um anyways Inasg_no: SEND THAR PIC Inasg_no: EN Inasg_no: RN Daddy_risk: one min i have to do smth b4 i take the pic Shortestbean: * dies* Keigo: Be right back gotta go murder smth Daddy_risk: im using the bathroom rn, lemme finish Inasg_no: ahhh I wanna see Daddy_risk: huh? Inasg_no: she gonna murder my pussy Inasg_no: I mean wha Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1135616614260293783/Yuuka.mp4 Keigo: Bck Shortestbean: * twerks* Keigo: *twerks as well* Shortestbean: Yasssss Keigo: Slay queen Shortestbean: Slayyy Keigo: I'm dying of hear Keigo: heat Daddy_risk: the abs arent that great, im still working on them Daddy_risk: https://thumbsnap.com/i/boGA8eQh.jpg?0731 Daddy_risk: u can barely see them in the pic but u can see them Shortestbean: I'm still trying to workout more Keigo: Daddy Daddy_risk: yes baby Keigo: I'd let it smash me Shortestbean: * covers ears* Daddy_risk: me? Inasg_no: wb Keigo: Yes you Daddy_risk: u would let me smash kei? Daddy_risk: bet Keigo: I would let you Daddy_risk: im not that sexy tho Daddy_risk: im a 6.5 at best Keigo: IM AT A BIG D GAS STATION Daddy_risk: I HAVE A BIG D Keigo: IK DADDY Shortestbean: STOP Keigo: NO Daddy_risk: LMAO!!! Shortestbean: This is very uncomfortable Keigo: YOULL HAVE TO MAKE ME Shortestbean: * cries* Daddy_risk: i dont want u to stop Shortestbean: * dies* Keigo: I'm eating paper Daddy_risk: brb my brother wants to make lunch Keigo: I'm going to dis Keigo: die Shortestbean: I'm already dead Keigo: *dies* Shortestbean: I need an ice cold beer Keigo: I have beer Shortestbean: Same Keigo: But my baby won't let me drink Shortestbean: I Shortestbean: L* Keigo: Screw you Shortestbean: That's what everyone says to me😊 Keigo: That's Saf Keigo: sad Shortestbean: * cries* yea, I know Keigo: Mommy come herd Keigo: here Keigo: Brb Shortestbean: K Daddy_risk: im back temporaly Logan34: hello people /C 17:12:11Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Logan! Logan34: hey carm Shortestbean: Hiii Daddy_risk: Izzy_blight: Choke on broken glass Izzy_blight: Call it a birthday party Logan34: umm no i don't think that that is a birthday party Daddy_risk: to izzy it is Logan34: apparently Logan34: so how is everyone today Shortestbean: Good, what about you? Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: nck Inasg_no: bck Shortestbean: Wb! Logan34: i'm ok i just got home from band camp though Inasg_no: tyy Keigo: RAWR Inasg_no: LOGANNN Shortestbean: Slay Logan34: TAY Inasg_no: HII MISSED YOU Daddy_risk: Djshrimpdick: I HAVE STAGE FOUR, EACH DAY I LOSE SOME MORE, IM SLOWLY DIEING IM CAILLOU Keigo: Lmfao Inasg_no: love dj Keigo: screw djsmalldick Inasg_no: noo Inasg_no: he great Logan34: he would enjoy that Keigo: yes Keigo: no he's not Inasg_no: hahahah Inasg_no: doubt he'd even let me lol Inasg_no: wtf Inasg_no: someone js proposed to me Ashh: wat Inasg_no: ASHHHHH Inasg_no: hiii Ashh: heyyy they better not be takin my tay from me Keigo: I'm back Ashh: MOMMY KEI Keigo: MOMMY ASH Inasg_no: lmao I js accepted Inasg_no: ik they're not serious so Ashh: shii its that easy Inasg_no: lmfao they only jk Inasg_no: but anyways ima js reject them now, as if I'm marrying them Keigo: I'm going to die Ashh: why Keigo: It's so hot here Keigo: Where is my daddy Ashh: shii now i got a wifey XD Keigo: Who? Inasg_no: ummmm Inasg_no: no one xd Ashh: lmfao oh yea nvm Keigo: OK mommy Tay Dtrump: hello Droppedsoap: whos pickin me up Keigo: Nope Inasg_no: me Droppedsoap: shiii Inasg_no: xd Droppedsoap: lmao its ash Droppedsoap: this is one of my alts Keigo: I already got a daddy Dtrump: easy Daddy_risk: im back Daddy_risk: NOOOO KIKI IS GONE:( Inasg_no: damn lol Ashh: good she kept callin u daddy, almost threw up Ashh: jk yall are cute Daddy_risk: i am her daddy Inasg_no: fr they arw Inasg_no: are* Inasg_no: And I'm her mommy Oofalladeez: ASHH! Ashh: no ur my mommy Daddy_risk: NOOOOO Ashh: NATE Inasg_no: sorry ash you're right xd Inasg_no: great timing Nate xd Oofalladeez: OMG baby are you okay? Ashh: shiii theres my daddy lmfao Inasg_no: hahaha Oofalladeez: U know it ;) Dtrump: those colors are too dull Daddy_risk: ask azala to put new colors in rump Inasg_no: oh damn my "husband" won't accept my "dumping" him Inasg_no: anyways brb 30 Dtrump: I doubt he cares about colors lol. (anon): E Daddy_risk: ya u right Daddy_risk: i need a cig Oofalladeez: No /C 17:38:45Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: same Ashh: sadly i quit tho Oofalladeez: I havent. I just barely do it. Oofalladeez: Last one I had was 2 weeks ago Ashh: see now i could use some weed rn Oofalladeez: Maybe 3 Oofalladeez: No Daddy_risk: i vape every day Oofalladeez: Ur about to go into surgery babe. Oofalladeez: I don't want u i trouble. Ashh: i havent vaped in 2 months havent smoked cigs for 3 Oofalladeez: Good Oofalladeez: I dont wanr u hooked babe Ashh: babe theyre cutting open my knee i donnt think theyll care if i smoke pot XD Oofalladeez: True XD Oofalladeez: I love you so much Ashh: i love you more Oofalladeez: No Ashh: yes Oofalladeez: I love YOU more Ashh: NOO Oofalladeez: YESS Ashh: not possible Oofalladeez: Very possible Daddy_risk: ya what u smoke has nothing to do with any surgery especialy if its just weed Dtrump: Can weed help knee pain? Daddy_risk: yes Dtrump: medicinal weed right? Ashh: it help with back pain so maybe Daddy_risk: weed can help pain in general Oofalladeez: Voetnam vets smoke it all the time Oofalladeez: Don't pver do it though ok babe? I dont know ehat ur state laws are on weed Daddy_risk: nam vets smoked pot in country a lot Ashh: weed has lots of benefits i got lotion made from oil from the pot plant and it helps with my boob pain Oofalladeez: I can help with ur bob pain ;) Oofalladeez: *boob Daddy_risk: bob lol Oofalladeez: Bobs and vagene Daddy_risk: lol Ashh: XD Daddy_risk: afk Keigo: Aw Daddy_risk: nvm Keigo: YAY Daddy_risk: i was waiting for u to come back Keigo: I can call now Daddy_risk: u at your uncles house? Keigo: No Ashh: ughhhhhh Ashh: he left mee Oofalladeez: SHE'S GONE!? Inasg_no: back Inasg_no: no one here :c /C 18:05:19Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Jul: a Jul: o no Inasg_no: what Dtrump: oh no what Jul: oh, good morning Inasg_no: isn't it evening for you? Jul: nope Jul: but i see Jug_in_love: Is Dtrump doing 48-hour-Twitch-Stream or why is he omnipresent now? Jul: i'm also happy to see you Inasg_no: see who Oofalladeez: Me (anon): Crack Dtrump: What are you on about? Jug_in_love: Normally you aren't here when we are school, but now Jul: crack Dtrump: I went to sleep at 7 am and got woken up at 11 am. Jug_in_love: Spare me the details but ok Jug_in_love: Perhaps we have same rhythm how we open chat 🤔 Dtrump: I usually sleep longer but couldnt fall back asleep. Jug_in_love: Best Future Mod for Azala (anon): trump how long you been awake? Dtrump: did you not just read my prev messages? Jug_in_love: absence* Dtrump: Well if thats the case he will take away anon. Jug_in_love: Tension detected. It was just a theory. Maybe anon was just curious. Daddy_risk: JUG Jug_in_love: Also anon can't whisper so yeah it sucks to be talked behind Inasg_no: Greg? Jul: hai /C 18:31:52Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Jul: l Jul: . Inasg_no: hi Dtrump: Nope same anon said I had no life. (anon): huh? Jug_in_love: Everyone can hide as anon. Who said its just 1 person? (anon): i never said that but okay Dtrump: I look as anon as one person. Jul: it's the irrelevant people (anon): wooow Jul: oop Jug_in_love: Dtrunp again - Best Mod Jug_in_love: Dtrump* (anon): i'm irrelevant now. thanks JuJu Jul: fr Jul: no prob Jug_in_love: Back then it was asian people, now the anons lumping together Dtrump: Anons make better points logged in tbh. Daddy_risk: jug guess what Ishipwillowandhunter: Julssss hiiii Jug_in_love: You have no evidence who or what is behind anon. Booty_sniffer: alright since i'll make a better point signed in, i'll make a point of contact with your asshole Jul: hey daddy michael Jug_in_love: Yes. A new character Jul: lol Jug_in_love: Everytime some anon is rude, let's name that "Booty_sniffer" Ishipwillowandhunter: Hey mommy Keigo: Fuckers Ishipwillowandhunter: Good idea jug Jul: i'm mommy? Inasg_no: hey kiki Jug_in_love: Son? Ishipwillowandhunter: Nah I suck not fuck Daddy_risk: KIKI Ishipwillowandhunter: do you not want to be? Jul: i do Keigo: MY WIFE CALLED Jul: it's reassuring the quarter life crisis tho Daddy_risk: oh Ishipwillowandhunter: Lmfao Jug_in_love: After Booty_sniffer contacted Dtrump's ass, he was never seen again Daddy_risk: ... Inasg_no: who's your wife Daddy_risk: jug guess what Jul: ass so big the sniffer got sniffed up Jug_in_love: You have to be an asshole to be a suckessful president Jug_in_love: Sry. Big asshole Jul: showing dominance is key Jug_in_love: And being murdered is Kei Jul: lmfao Jug_in_love: and losing at tutorial is gay Jul: i think kei had a stroke Jug_in_love: Who? Jul: keigo Jug_in_love: It kinda sucks to ignore half of chat Jug_in_love: OnlyJul Ishipwillowandhunter: I'd pay the monthly subscription Jug_in_love: in July Jul: me and u Ishipwillowandhunter: Wait where is kei Jul: dead Jug_in_love: Japan I guess Jul: id be so rich Inasg_no: she said her wife called then got offline Jug_in_love: Logan Paul too Ishipwillowandhunter: Japan has used panty vending machines.that's why I want Togo Jug_in_love: Togo? The slave plantage in Africa? Ishipwillowandhunter: Or I could just have yours instead? Jug_in_love: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.ibS85Uw-HrEHDIAMFXEQGAHaGI%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=02e379227e642896a04dea804dcd432670bcb5b9ad4efa2b769605db96a97f32&ipo=images Jul: where my bf is from Jug_in_love: Slave Togo Jug_in_love: We should bring anon back and the pep in chat Jul: i can make one to cause trouble Jug_in_love: Nah the Real anon. Booty_sniffer Jul: sniff sniffa Jug_in_love: Its more boring without him Dtrump: hi Jug_in_love: Having erotic fantasies about bungee-jumping with him inside Dtrumps asshole Jug_in_love: Hello Dtrump: he left didnt he Jug_in_love: sad Jug_in_love: even more sad this chat's existance Jul: we need a new villain Jug_in_love: even sadder us promoting it Jug_in_love: Hitler 2 Dtrump: I am the villain on here. Jug_in_love: I guess that suffices it? Jul: i'm the mysterious side character Jug_in_love: I am a loser Jug_in_love: Its the economy's fault! Jul: you keep us going with your hummor Jul: humor Jul: yes Jug_in_love: thx. And that in July Jul: stop it Jug_in_love: Sry. My best part left me Jug_in_love: The more I talk, the less funny I will be Ishipwillowandhunter: Aww hon :( Jul: this is my last few days as a teenage girl and i'll miss it Jug_in_love: It's inevitable. Sooner or later as we grow older, we will become cringe Ishipwillowandhunter: Nah baby I'm already Fri be Jul: fuck it Ishipwillowandhunter: *cringe Jug_in_love: Seeing your grandpa? Yeah that's you in the future struggling with ChatGPT Ishipwillowandhunter: fuck me Ishipwillowandhunter: I mean what? Jul: grandpa lowkey dead Ishipwillowandhunter: Jug are you okay? Jug_in_love: condom VS HIV Jug_in_love: I have an existential crises now Ishipwillowandhunter: Yeah for 3 years now Jug_in_love: Why am I even here? My parents forced me to exists Jul: you are the prophet Jug_in_love: Still waiting for someone to correct me Jug_in_love: exist* Jul: you are here to do your thing Jul: then you go Jug_in_love: You mean... Listening to Friday Night Funkin? Jul: yeah, so you better make the best of it Jug_in_love: Well, it's been awhile since I opened Minecraft Jul: bruh the hours i spent gaming and for what Jug_in_love: I heard they got 4x more new items than before Jul: its exhausting Jug_in_love: I could also invest and literally making time to money Jul: invest what tho Ishipwillowandhunter: I will hit you with a cumshot so powerful it powerwashes your skin off. Lmao I spend more tike raging at video games than I do enjoying them. I stopped playing minecraft, not enough 13 year olds to groom Axilghost68: heyy Ishipwillowandhunter: Long ahh paragraph damn Jug_in_love: Something which makes my portfolio increase Ishipwillowandhunter: Hiii Dtrump: hi axel Jul: hello hello Axilghost68: hey Jug_in_love: hello hello hello Jug_in_love: Did you enjoy the raging? Jul: gamer girl summer > hot girl summer Inasg_no: . Jul: whatever that means Ishipwillowandhunter: Yes. I love calling children slurs in my enraged state Ishipwillowandhunter: Gamer girls deserve unlimited head Jug_in_love: It means that a gamer girl has more purposes in summer than a just hot one Jul: i try to combine the two Axilghost68: yall want my discord? Jul: not really Dtrump: for what? Jug_in_love: If "<" he's confusing, just imagine "<" being "L" for "lesser" Jug_in_love: is instead he's Jul: life hack omg /C 18:58:26Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Jul: are you a teacher? Jug_in_love: It isn't a hack when the admin allows Jug_in_love: I watched the right YouTube videos at the right time Jul: lol Jug_in_love: Is just life Shortestbean: * twerks* Jug_in_love: Of course *twerks back and calls a lawyer* Jul: greetings Ishipwillowandhunter: Heyy Farm Shortestbean: Hiiiiii Ishipwillowandhunter: *Carm damn autocorrect Shortestbean: Lol Jug_in_love: Farm sounds nice Jul: lol they tryna make twerking illegal Ishipwillowandhunter: They already made child marriage illegal, why not Jul: i so disagree Jug_in_love: They made sex illegal in general Ishipwillowandhunter: If I want to marry a 13 year old then I should be allowed to >:( Jul: how do you even sex? Izzy_blight: seize the means of production!! скучаю без проблем хватает времени Jul: what is sex? Ishipwillowandhunter: Sex? Wouldn't know it Izzy_blight: A terrible thing Jug_in_love: The 13-year-old having a crush: 😳 Jul: me having a crush on 13 year olds Jul: uhhh ahh Jug_in_love: Pro-Communist and anti-sex, clearly something that would save America Izzy_blight: Yes sir Jul: okay literally me Izzy_blight: I should become god-king of the world Jul: only have no interest in saving the america Jul: america is 1 big social experiment Jug_in_love: Roleplay: is fine That one guy: how old are you? Roleplay stops Izzy_blight: 4 years old sir Jul: wym you lied about being 39 Jug_in_love: Still being in moms stomach #smh Jug_in_love: Glad her last dildo has mobile Ishipwillowandhunter: 4 years old? Shit bbg hmu sometime Jul: you like candy? Jug_in_love: I have diabetes Jug_in_love: Pedophilia destroyed Izzy_blight: I like chubby babies Jug_in_love: Fr I was the only kid who was sensitive towards sugar Jul: i am now Izzy_blight: Sugar makes me cum Jug_in_love: And Teeths gluey Jug_in_love: at least lemonades Jul: i cant have sugar or alcohol Gingerbreadman: There's this song by London yellow and I really like it it goes Izzy_blight: Good for you Jug_in_love: Liek a ginger, State Farm is here or something Gingerbreadman: No Gingerbreadman: I don't like ni Jug_in_love: "Slave the blacks" Gingerbreadman: Yes Inasg_no: GINGYYYYYYYYYY Gingerbreadman: Hello Ishipwillowandhunter: Why stop at blacks? Enslave everyone who isn't white Izzy_blight: 300 black men... for only 2 pounds? Yes sir! Gingerbreadman: Fair Gingerbreadman: and women too Ishipwillowandhunter: Oh Ishipwillowandhunter: I forgot Jul: take me pls Ishipwillowandhunter: IZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Jul: wait no Jul: PICK ME Izzy_blight: Good day James Gingerbreadman: Here's some info for you Gingerbreadman: Risky us a bitch Gingerbreadman: Is* Izzy_blight: Pick me bitch mode activated Jul: ong Keigo: No he's not Gingerbreadman: He is built like a toaster bro Jul: explain Jul: gimme the tea Jul: i'll believe anything Keigo: Stfu leave my bf alone Gingerbreadman: 👀 Izzy_blight: Mans built like a toaster strudel Gingerbreadman: Fr izzy Gingerbreadman: AINT NO WAY Gingerbreadman: 😭😭😭😭 Inasg_no: hi izzy Jul: wassuh Ishipwillowandhunter: Mans built like a chewed on pencil Izzy_blight: Hello beautiful Jul: l o l Keigo: MOMMY TAY Izzy_blight: Im built like a fool Inasg_no: BBG KIKI Inasg_no: not beautiful but thank you, I missed ya izzy Gingerbreadman: Man's look like a stop sign that got ran over Keigo: My wife is here after all Gingerbreadman: Multiple times Izzy_blight: I miss your insides i wanna see em Gingerbreadman: I totally forgot how rj has no game irl but here in this community he apparently does Gingerbreadman: To each their own Keigo: Ignored Gingerbreadman and their alts. Gingerbreadman: LMAO Daddy_risk: fuck you zander Daddy_risk: ur the only one flaming me Gingerbreadman: Yea I just hate on rj bc it's fun nothing like bullying an old friend Inasg_no: who's your wife? Gingerbreadman: And you want to fuck? Gingerbreadman: I'm down 😉 Daddy_risk: no i dont want to fuck Shortestbean: * twerks* Gingerbreadman: Damnnnn I'm heartbroken 😭😭😭 (anon): He wants to fuck kei Daddy_risk: fr Gingerbreadman: Who Dat Izzy_blight: i want to kiss a Christmas tree Gingerbreadman: And bro like fr tho u need to chill out w them younger girls 👀 Daddy_risk: izzy no Gingerbreadman: Fuck around and catch a case Daddy_risk: what u mean "younger girls Daddy_risk: " Gingerbreadman: Remember... Gingerbreadman: One day last summer... Daddy_risk: stfu i didnt know and i never talked to her once i found out Gingerbreadman: She looked twelve to me 🤷‍♂️ Daddy_risk: she looked 15 to me Gingerbreadman: Mhmmmm Daddy_risk: she said she was 15 Gingerbreadman: Nasty boy Gingerbreadman: But like you dug urself a hole u could just denied it Daddy_risk: i was 15 and horny so leave me alone Gingerbreadman: Your always horny Gingerbreadman: Even for dudes Daddy_risk: cap Gingerbreadman: Tay what do you think? Inasg_no: abt what Gingerbreadman: This conversation is he guilty or nah Jul: mother is back Daddy_risk: im daddy Daddy_risk: fr Inasg_no: I wasn't paying attention I js got back Dtrump: sounds bads tbh Jul: ship? Daddy_risk: no Jul: yuh i'm cringing at myself Gingerbreadman: Yea I feel secondhand embarrassment for him Daddy_risk: stop bringing it up plz Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/qRsw-1x1n/awed.png Dtrump: well he did bring it up Jul: bring what up Jul: honestly Ishipwillowandhunter: I ship me and katpiss evergreen Daddy_risk: lol Inasg_no: lmao Gingerbreadman: Last summer daddy risk decided to do sum dumb stuff Gingerbreadman: But that's all you get of that story Izzy_blight: i ship me and stave harrinton Gingerbreadman: I'm not a jerk Dtrump: you said more earlier Daddy_risk: ty Gingerbreadman: Yw 💋 Daddy_risk: no Gingerbreadman: If people are smart they can put two and two together I ain't gotta say num Gingerbreadman: I feel like dtrump alr knows... Gingerbreadman: But mainly from what he said I kept it vague Inasg_no: he fucked a man? Daddy_risk: no Jul: i mean it's not interesting anyway Dtrump: It sounds bad tbh. Gingerbreadman: In his defense he didn't knwo Gingerbreadman: Know Jul: thanks for the storytime (anon): he fucked a tranny? Daddy_risk: she said she was 15 and i was 15 so i did some stuff with her but a month later i found out she was 12 and i never talked to her again /C 19:24:59Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: thats all you guys get (anon): ooooooooh Dtrump: Well now you just exposed yourself. Daddy_risk: zander never bring this up again Jul: thats not wrong (anon): he fucked a child Gingerbreadman: Yea like he's actually completely innocent bc he didn't know Daddy_risk: no i didnt fuck her (anon): he ate out a child Inasg_no: uh oh Gingerbreadman: And he didn't go to the same school as her so she got away with the cap Ishipwillowandhunter: Ej, not that big a deal. 3 year age difference isn't that much plus you didn't know and you stopped Gingerbreadman: She initiated Jr Gingerbreadman: It* Jul: she also fucked a child if they had fucked Jul: so what Dtrump: all of you are wrong Daddy_risk: we didnt fuck Gingerbreadman: Let's hear ur verdict dtrump Jul: lmao virgin Dtrump: guilty Gingerbreadman: Here's mine:innocent (anon): guilty Gingerbreadman: Why do you say he's guilty Cardgamesyay: Hello Cardgamesyay: Pussys Jul: ola Booty_sniffer: i say guilty because he fucked a twelve year old Gingerbreadman: I'm doing this as like a mock debate bc I need to practice it for an English class I have one next week Cardgamesyay: Sorry Daddy_risk: i didnt fuck and she said she was the same age as me and looked like it Booty_sniffer: even if he didn't know age of consent is still 18 so it's statutory rape. both are guilty Daddy_risk: i was 15 nigga Booty_sniffer: and? Booty_sniffer: age of consent is 18 Dtrump: i dont tolerate this Daddy_risk: its not rape Gingerbreadman: It's 16* Daddy_risk: it is infact 16 Jul: booty sniffa had a point Jul: w Dtrump: 16 makes it worse tbh Booty_sniffer: either way, whether it's 16 or 18 she couldn't legally give consent since she was 15. therefore it is statutory rape. Gingerbreadman: Anyone in defense of risk? Dtrump: she was 12 Jul: idc Daddy_risk: I WAS 15!!! Jul: shoulda got sterilized Dtrump: huh Gingerbreadman: The jury has come to a decision Daddy_risk: SHE SAID SHE WAS 15 Daddy_risk: I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW SHE WAS 12 Booty_sniffer: well she said she was 15 so even if we go with risk not knowing and her being 16 she isn't at the age of majority so can't legally give consent Keigo: What is going on Dtrump: Some things are better unsaid. Jul: so risk, what does that matter if you didnt smex Gingerbreadman: A wife sentence of 100 years and a $250,000 fine Dtrump: the thought jul Gingerbreadman: Life* Jul: sus Inasg_no: hi Kiki Booty_sniffer: and risk even if you were 15 that doesn't change anything. she was still under the legal age of consent and so were you Keigo: HI MOMMY TAT Gingerbreadman: Thank you, Jury, for your service today. Court is adjourned. Any attorney may object to a question asked of a witness on the stand or the admission of an exhibit if s/he feels that it does not follow a rule of evidence. Daddy_risk: well we didnt fuck so it doesnt matter Dtrump: Heres the thing that wouldnt matter in the eyes of law. Gingerbreadman: Imma play devils advocate here Shortestbean: TAY Gingerbreadman: Dtrump has a point Keigo: Imma go again Daddy_risk: noooo Shortestbean: The person who did make the infection DID turn I to a zombie! Shortestbean: Into* Shortestbean: I KNEW IT Izzy_blight: I am a zombie Booty_sniffer: by constitutional law this is the crime of statutory rape. the sentence for which is life imprisonment or between two and 100 years. If the victim is under age 16 and the offender is at least three years older, life imprisonment Booty_sniffer: so therefore risk you are guilty Izzy_blight: Oh good grief Jul: but they didnt Jul: a whatever Booty_sniffer: even if you didn't know, if her parent's decided to press charges for statutory rape it would result in a life sentence for you Dtrump: Rape isnt just penetration. Gingerbreadman: Yea rape includes touching and etc.. Booty_sniffer: so be lucky they didn't press charges Inasg_no: CARMAN Inasg_no: HI BBG KIKI Daddy_risk: only made out no sexual touch happened Shortestbean: TAY Gingerbreadman: But the other party should get charges as well Inasg_no: CARMAN Gingerbreadman: So I'm going to be as a defense attorney for now Logan34: E Inasg_no: F Gingerbreadman: So technically He was unaware of her age for one he believed they were the same age and two she led him into the situation Logan34: G Daddy_risk: also statory rape s for someone over the age of concent and someone under the age of consent Jul: i hope the girl enjoyed it lmao Booty_sniffer: even if they were the same age they were both under the age of consent Dtrump: Thats fucked up jul. Booty_sniffer: actually risk that is not true Booty_sniffer: statutory rape affects anyone under the age of consent Shortestbean: I am a happy bean Inasg_no: aw Inasg_no: cute Jul: what? it be worse if they didnt like it Gingerbreadman: And for anyone wondering none of this actually happened it was a hypothetical situation Shortestbean: I like being a happy bean Daddy_risk: she led me into the situation, i didnt start anything Gingerbreadman: Something similar happened irl but for all ik they kissed Jul: bruh Jul: oh ja just your debate thing Jul: nice Gingerbreadman: Yea thanks guys I appreciate the practice tho Daddy_risk: ya just hid debate Daddy_risk: his* Gingerbreadman: And thank you risk for being our unfortunate test fummy Shortestbean: * twerks* I'm bored Izzy_blight: Fest fummy Logan34: rip chat Jul: see dont ban me lol Izzy_blight: *purchases 1200 black men for £8* Jul: izzy Jul: what you gonna do with them? Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/uKcFLTAD.mp4 Izzy_blight: Murder Daddy_risk: i miss kiki Inasg_no: same Izzy_blight: Murderous mad dog stuff Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/VPTk8TnY.mp4 Ishipwillowandhunter: Dog stuff? Am I invited? Ishipwillowandhunter: Lmao reminds me of my rp with Spencer Ishipwillowandhunter: Don't ask what that means Jul: woah Daddy_risk: um... Jul: what happened to spencer tho Izzy_blight: Uhhh Jul: havent heard from im in ages Jul: him Ishipwillowandhunter: He got railed by a dog Jul: ah alright Ishipwillowandhunter: Nah he's on here sometimes Izzy_blight: Alright I am uncomfortable im gonna go look at a graduation card Izzy_blight: Never mind I don't have one cause I never graduated Ishipwillowandhunter: We were joking when we did that rp. I think Izzy_blight: You think? Eh good enough for me Inasg_no: um Izzy_blight: Beetle soup Izzy_blight: 🪲🍲 Inasg_no: 🌬️ Izzy_blight: In the pot you go little fella Izzy_blight: Ooh is that jilly Logan34: you guys wanna hear a secret Oofalladeez: No Izzy_blight: It's free real estate Inasg_no: NATE Oofalladeez: Hi tay Izzy_blight: It's nate estate Logan34: coffee is just bean soup Shortestbean: ........ Izzy_blight: Coffee is a drug Shortestbean: Bean soup?! Izzy_blight: Say no to coffee Shortestbean: I don't want to be eaten Oofalladeez: Coffee is drug soup Daddy_risk: i miss my bbg Niggang: my bad yall Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134852973349060689/1135660100435054702/Cheese_to_meet_you___Max_Payne.mp4 Shortestbean: What the he'll is wrong with you Shortestbean: Hell* Niggang: sorry Izzy_blight: Drug soup 💊🍲 Dtrump: no Oofalladeez: At least yours is going to be here tonight mine ain't going to be here for 1 to 2 weeks Izzy_blight: At least you have one Shortestbean: Fr Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/ABu615Bo.mp4 Izzy_blight: Guitar hero live demonstration 🎸🎶🎶🕺 /C 19:51:33Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Im play in rock band rn with? Izzy_blight: Playing with jimmy Izzy_blight: 's dick Inasg_no: Nate? Oofalladeez: Yes? Oofalladeez: I meamt to say what the hell Inasg_no: Nate Oofalladeez: Tay ehat Izzy_blight: Nathaniel Rateliff Inasg_no: Nate Daddy_risk: afk till kiki gets back or something interesting happens Inasg_no: okay Inasg_no: risky I'm in love with you Inasg_no: are you still afk Daddy_risk: why are u n love with me? Izzy_blight: I love thunderstorms Inasg_no: I was jk I js wanted to get you back here Inasg_no: plus I'd never do that to kiki Daddy_risk: good Izzy_blight: I would. Kiss me you animal Daddy_risk: no Oofalladeez: tAY What?! Inasg_no: Inasg_no: I was jk I js wanted to get you back here Inasg_no: I don't fall in love that easily Oofalladeez: XD Inasg_no: crushes, fuck yes but falling in love no Logan34: then who do you have a crush on tay Daddy_risk: be honest u ever have a crush on me tay? Inasg_no: yes I have Inasg_no: a while ago tho Daddy_risk: im suprised Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/SQdS5Xtb/Chucks.jpg Inasg_no: eh don't be I'm a whore when it comes to liking people Daddy_risk: lol Logan34: no one's ever had a crush on me though and i don't mind Inasg_no: I have Inasg_no: it's times like these I realize that I may actually be a slut. in my defense, I can't help how I feel, plus I never did anything abt ir Ishipwillowandhunter: How do you know? I have. I like a lot of people or have liked a lot of people Inasg_no: same lol Inasg_no: the only person I rlly love tho is mich Logan34: wait you did? Inasg_no: ya Izzy_blight: I hate all of you equally Logan34: thats honestly suprising Daddy_risk: mich u ever have a crush on me? Shortestbean: Awww......ty Izzy Ishipwillowandhunter: Yes absolutely Izzy_blight: Of course sweetheart ❤ Daddy_risk: fr mich Ishipwillowandhunter: Aww even me Izzy? That's so sweet Ishipwillowandhunter: Yes fr Daddy_risk: damn, i can pull anybody fr Daddy_risk: too bad im straight Shortestbean: Not me Daddy_risk: i dont want u Daddy_risk: only want kiki Shortestbean: I'm that Shortestbean: Ik* Dtrump: ? Inasg_no: Izzy :c Inasg_no: i love you Daddy_risk: ok afk again Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1085948393412636702/Pc.mp4 Logan34: no nonnonononononono Logan34: dead chat xd Inasg_no: uwu Shortestbean: Yurp Inasg_no: mich come fuck me Logan34: ayo wtf Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894656564902920275/1133138993702260826/a8qVneV_460sv.mp4 Logan34: he was sent to jesus Daddy_risk: Djshrimpdick: hit me harder daddy risky Daddy_risk: *SLAP* Djshrimpdick: ugh Shortestbean: Oml...my mom just said kys Inasg_no: he better not have, ima drag him by his ear if he tried ditching me for someone not real Inasg_no: Risky tell DJ "poo :o" Izzy_blight: poo.io Daddy_risk: gtg tell kiki i love her when she comes back Logan34: oh my lordy lord Izzy_blight: Tell my wife I fuckin hate that bitch Inasg_no: I will Inasg_no: you okay izzy Izzy_blight: Thank you Izzy_blight: Oh yeah I'm doing just fine Logan34: sure you are /C 20:18:06Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: Shush you little green whore Ishipwillowandhunter: Me to Kermit Logan34: what? Inasg_no: boo Daddy_risk: has kiki been back? (anon): no Daddy_risk: ok /C 20:44:40Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: kiki come back Daddy_risk: brb hopefully she is back by then Jug_in_love: Why stop there? Enslave everyone, including yourself UwU Izzy_blight: I'm already a slave Keigo: Gm people Izzy_blight: To jimmy Izzy_blight: Hi jimmy Keigo: I want to go back to sleep Daddy_risk: KIKI Jug_in_love: Do it Keigo: Hi baby Cardgamesyay: Hey Cardgamesyay: All good Daddy_risk: i missed u kiki Jug_in_love: If you don't sleep early enough, you will get tired tomorrow, higher injury risk and you will regret this waste of time Keigo: B r Keigo: Bruh I fell asleep for 2 hours stfu Tallguy: hi Daddy_risk: damn my baby went back to sleep Tallguy: personal problem Daddy_risk: fr L me Daddy_risk: well ima go ride my bke cyall later /C 21:11:13Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Jofo: Xxx Izzy_blight: Holy cow jimmy just ripped my pants off and threw me out the window Izzy_blight: He did it again :( /C 21:37:46Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Droppedsoap: pick me up Droppedsoap: ;) Ashh: stop lurking Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/Wb36VBtr/40c7aa5377ce1f8085395ca3cbb14fc5.png /C 22:04:20Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: wtf XD Keigo: I'm awake again Ashh: mommy keiii Keigo: Hi ash Ashh: howd u sleep Keigo: Ok ig Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/nz1BWvWQ/1689303168397.jpg Daddy_risk: KIKI I MISSED U Daddy_risk: im ab to eat dinner will u be on when im done (anon): Hiiiiiiiiiiii (anon): Oop Shortestbean: Better Ashh: hey who is u Ashh: ohhhh HEYYY Daddy_risk: DAMNIT SHE GOT OFF Daddy_risk: FUCK Dtrump: ha Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1135685628877607023/Ultrakill_-_Gabriel_Status_Template_Updated.mp4 Shortestbean: Brb Daddy_risk: gtg tell kiki i love her and ill be back soon Shortestbean: Back Shortestbean: Oki Shortestbean: Where is mich? He almost killed me Tallguy: personnnnnn hi Shortestbean: HIIIIIIIII Ashh: heeyyy shawty Shortestbean: * twerks* hiiii Daddy_risk: DAMNIT i miss kiki Daddy_risk: has she been back? Shortestbean: No Daddy_risk: :( Riskyy: back on my old acc Shortestbean: That is your old acc? Riskyy: . Riskyy: yes Shortestbean: Slay Gingerbreadman: Hey Shortestbean: Hi Riskyy: h zander Riskyy: hi* Gingerbreadman: What's ur opinion of the predator? Riskyy: fuck you Gingerbreadman: What? Riskyy: fuck off Gingerbreadman: No seriously Riskyy: calling me a preditor Ashh: wat happened im confused Gingerbreadman: No 😭😭😭 Gingerbreadman: I'm genuinely asking Riskyy: BY CALLIN ME A PEDO Riskyy: WTF BRO Shortestbean: Lmao Gingerbreadman: No I'm not 😭😭 Assmaster: its a movie Riskyy: oh Riskyy: idk havent seen it Shortestbean: Lmao Gingerbreadman: Yea with like the alien in the mask that hunts people (anon): lol Ashh: ... anyways Riskyy: zander pull up tm Shortestbean: No Ashh: WAIT HOLY SHIT HE SPOKE Riskyy: im tryna go to the pool Shortestbean: Lol Gingerbreadman: You need to work on ur pop culture Gingerbreadman: I got work Riskyy: fuck Shortestbean: Lol Anonone: lol Riskyy: paul told the other life guards that im 18 so i can swim on break Gingerbreadman: Paul Gingerbreadman: Paul Paul Gingerbreadman: What a guy Riskyy: CARL Riskyy: paul is the whitest nigga i have ever met Riskyy: and he takes money from me every time i see him Riskyy: i bought that nigga chicken at the fair lmao Riskyy: at the yard birds buildng Shortestbean: I can’t go anywhere without getting a little drunk Riskyy: so random Shortestbean: Ik Daddy_risk: k Daddy_risk: did kiki say she was leaving b4 she left? Daddy_risk: or did she just get off as i got on? /C 22:30:54Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Idk Daddy_risk: i miss her Daddy_risk: zander u still here? Daddy_risk: ik ginger irl Gingerbreadman: I'll send that to Paul Shortestbean: Nice Daddy_risk: dont Daddy_risk: he will beat my ass for saying nigga Gingerbreadman: Hell be real happy to see whatvyou called him Gingerbreadman: And u said it again Gingerbreadman: Dumb fuck Daddy_risk: bro he gonna kill me Daddy_risk: he finna let my ass drown Shortestbean: * dies* Gingerbreadman: No he will drown you Daddy_risk: hell he will hold my head under the water Gingerbreadman: Yes Daddy_risk: bro i got some new nc for u to try Daddy_risk: nic* Daddy_risk: *twerks* Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1135617428177551391/trim.27ABE059-42B2-4796-944F-4624E0E7FF83.mp4 Shortestbean: * twerks * hehehehehehehehe Daddy_risk: *throws ass back* Shortestbean: * dies of laughter* Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/fLbjHd3c.mp4 Daddy_risk: *eats ass* Daddy_risk: gobble gobble Daddy_risk: yummmmm Shortestbean: That’s way to far Daddy_risk: im eating my own ass Shortestbean: Exactly Daddy_risk: rolly polly'ing that shit Shortestbean: Lmao Daddy_risk: yummm hershy hiighway Shortestbean: * dies again* Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/W3htGCZz/Galgun-3-D.png Daddy_risk: lol Daddy_risk: how accurate s that tho Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/i9trF4wD.mp4 Shortestbean: AHHHHHH Daddy_risk: so bored Daddy_risk: i love kiki Shortestbean: THERE IS A SPIDER AND ITS NOT COCO Daddy_risk: lol Shortestbean: AHHHHHH Shortestbean: WHERE IS ETHAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM ( my python) Daddy_risk: U HAVE A PYTHON!?!?!?!? Shortestbean: Yea Daddy_risk: are u gay Shortestbean: NO Daddy_risk: i feel like u are Daddy_risk: carpet muncher Shortestbean: NO IM NOT Daddy_risk: lol Shortestbean: Oh, there is Ethan Shortestbean: I let him free roam around the house Daddy_risk: WHAT??? Daddy_risk: WHY Shortestbean: Because Shortestbean: Yesterday I found him in my laundry Daddy_risk: weird Shortestbean: Ikr Ashh: I MUNCH CARPET Ashh: i really like hard wood floors tho Shortestbean: ETHAN Daddy_risk: lol u like nates wood too Shortestbean: Oop Ashh: lmao pussys good tho Daddy_risk: fr Ashh: and shes is gay, only 4 me tho lmfao Shortestbean: SHUT UP Daddy_risk: oh ok Schachmeister: henlo Ashh: ok princess ;) Ashh: hey shawty Shortestbean: Hiiiiiiiii Daddy_risk: who likes nicotine? Daddy_risk: I DO Shortestbean: I don’t Ashh: i DO Daddy_risk: i wish i could smoke weed Shortestbean: Well you cant Daddy_risk: no shit Shortestbean: Lol /C 22:57:28Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Droppedsoap: pick me up Shortestbean: No (anon): you Ashh: gladly Shortestbean: Me? (anon): No (anon): pick yourself up soup Daddy_risk: i wont be on tm from 12:30 to 9:00 Ashh: why cant i pick up da soap Ashh: why? Daddy_risk: you finna get ass raped Ashh: ok and? Ashh: ;) Daddy_risk: oh ok, pick up the soap Daddy_risk: have fun Ashh: *picks up soap and throws it at his face* Daddy_risk: lol Ashh: see no butt rape Daddy_risk: ok that works Ashh: now u pick it up ;) Daddy_risk: HELL NO Ashh: lmfao Ashh: do it Daddy_risk: NO Daddy_risk: NOT JUST NO, FUUUUUCK NO Ashh: but i gotta test out my new strap on! Daddy_risk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Daddy_risk: DO THAT ON NATE Dtrump: too far Daddy_risk: one i dont consent two kei would be pissed if u did that to me, three I DONT FUCKING CONSENT Ashh: lmfao hes too straight Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1135711186986467438/phineas_and_ferb_i_think.mp4 Daddy_risk: wth Ashh: lmao im not into butt stuff so u good shawty plus i would never disrespect mommy kei Daddy_risk: DONT CALL HER MOMMY Daddy_risk: SHES MY BABY GIRL Daddy_risk: NOT YOUR MOMMY Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001251701308796948/1135712643898949722/mommy_misato.mp4 Ashh: ok well shes mommy kei, not even in a sexual way, it just fits her Daddy_risk: fine. Shortestbean: * dies* Daddy_risk: i miss kiki Shortestbean: I should eat…. Daddy_risk: yup u should Shortestbean: But I can’t…. Daddy_risk: damn Shortestbean: But there is pizza….. Daddy_risk: oooh pizza Shortestbean: It I can’t eat…. Daddy_risk: EAT Shortestbean: I CANT Daddy_risk: we will be proud if u just eat half a slice Daddy_risk: just half Shortestbean: We will see Daddy_risk: ik its hard, i used to suffer from an eating disorder, ik its hard but just half a slice Shortestbean: Fineeeeee, if I don’t throw up /C 23:24:01Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: are u balemic?, idk how to spell it Shortestbean: Idk Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134852973349060689/1135714643281723482/1690335389310125_1687689064813990.mp4 (anon): anemic Daddy_risk: do you make yourself throw up or does it just happen Daddy_risk: anemic is different Shortestbean: It just happens (anon): oh Daddy_risk: ok ur not bulemic Dtrump: anemic is a blood disorder Shortestbean: My body refuses to digest food Shortestbean: So I’m lucky if a can eat one bite of pizza Shortestbean: I* Dtrump: anemia (anon): Not anemic sorry (anon): what’s it called Daddy_risk: ur thinking ab anorexia (anon): Yes Daddy_risk: thats probably what bean has Dtrump: thats usually not healthy Daddy_risk: great observation sherlock holms (anon): No shit Dtrump: it sounded like they were saying its normal Shortestbean: It is normal Daddy_risk: no anorexia isnt normal Daddy_risk: its a disorder (anon): It shouldn’t be normalized Shortestbean: Oh….. Dtrump: usually self induced Shortestbean: Imma try to eat…. Shortestbean: Brb Daddy_risk: but like all disorders there are treatments bc its tied to mental health Daddy_risk: normaly depression or bipoler depression Daddy_risk: or anxiety Dtrump: a lot of factors Daddy_risk: or body dysmorphia Daddy_risk: ya a lot of factors Shortestbean: Oh….. (anon): mental health and eating disorders usually go hand in hand Shortestbean: I have my pizza Daddy_risk: thats what i just said anon Shortestbean: I have bipolar and anxiety Shortestbean: But that’s it Daddy_risk: omg twinsies Daddy_risk: but i have adhd and ptsd too Daddy_risk: and signs of ocd Shortestbean: I….I NOPE Shortestbean: CANT EAT Daddy_risk: im a mental mess Shortestbean: NOT HAPPENING Daddy_risk: well im proud of you for trying Daddy_risk: try again later ok Shortestbean: Oki Shortestbean: I haven’t eaten all day today Daddy_risk: im sorry Shortestbean: Nah…it’s normal…I haven’t eaten anything all week Daddy_risk: i miss my baby kiki Daddy_risk: :( Ashh: go fucking eat Shortestbean: Ik Shortestbean: I JUST TRIED (anon): She tryed Daddy_risk: anon who are u Daddy_risk: please tell me ur kei Shortestbean: The only thing I CAN eat are ice cubes Daddy_risk: can u drink anything other than water? Shortestbean: No Daddy_risk: damn Shortestbean: Well I try to drink milk once in a while… Daddy_risk: try again Shortestbean: Ugh…fine Daddy_risk: just so u can get some calories Shortestbean: I got milk Daddy_risk: drink it Shortestbean: Fine Daddy_risk: rump u know whats weird Daddy_risk: after mich and i called out kit she never got back on Daddy_risk: bc we had proof that she wasnt who she said she was Shortestbean: Ok, I drank the milk….better? Shortestbean: Who is kit? Daddy_risk: good, now u have some calories in your system Shortestbean: Yea Ashh: niko? Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134852973349060689/1135719437576704071/Valorant_vs_TF2.mp4 Daddy_risk: ya Daddy_risk: my first hint that kit was lying was that niko sounds like a fake ass name, my next hint was she talked alot like cam and cam was the only person that called mich "michy" before kit got on Daddy_risk: then she sent a pic of a random girl claiming to be her and i reverse searched it and found it on 4 other sites including tiktok and twitter with the caption "need fake snaps?" Dtrump: yeah it was weird Ashh: omfg that was cam? Daddy_risk: ya we think so /C 23:50:35Monday, July 31, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I’m boredddddd Ashh: hi bored im dad Keigo: I'm awake Keigo: Again Daddy_risk: KIKI Keigo: Hi baby Daddy_risk: I MISSED U BABY Keigo: All I was doing was napping Daddy_risk: that was a long nap Daddy_risk: i wont be on from 12:30 to 9:00 tm Izzy_blight: Im gonna fhck jimmys ass Keigo: Nah I woke up and then went back to sleep and woke up again and went back to sleep Daddy_risk: i have a pool party from 7 to 9 but im just going to be at the pool all day Keigo: Kk Izzy_blight: Thundercats hoooooooooo Daddy_risk: brb Keigo: Mk Daddy_risk: im back Keigo: Arby's we have Incest Daddy_risk: baby do u remember what day we got together? Keigo: Saturday the 17 of July Keigo: Arby's we have incest Daddy_risk: ok thats going to be my bike lock combo Daddy_risk: and thats going in my quote deck Keigo: Ok Daddy_risk: https://picturecards.online/static/index.html?deck=107990 Keigo: Not me reading the other quotes Izzy_blight: Gay kneeling in the back room Keigo: GAY SEX Shortestbean: Lmao Izzy_blight: TWO GUYS Izzy_blight: PENETRATION Daddy_risk: lol Daddy_risk: kiki Keigo: Yes Daddy_risk: this color is dull can we change it? Keigo: Yes you pick Daddy_risk: yay Daddy_risk: 33 Daddy_risk: no Shortestbean: I’m so lonely Keigo: L Shortestbean: Shut it Keigo: make me Daddy_risk: 35 Shortestbean: * cries* Izzy_blight: Be nice Keigo: I like this one Daddy_risk: wich one do u like more bby Keigo: OMG THERES ROADKILL Daddy_risk: lol Oofalladeez: ASHH BABY! Keigo: I want it Daddy_risk: no Oofalladeez: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE Keigo: Why Shortestbean: My python got out of his cage again Shortestbean: Ash left Daddy_risk: ashh has been on all day nate Oofalladeez: Oh.... Keigo: A SNAKE Shortestbean: She just left Daddy_risk: bc u cant have road kill Oofalladeez: 😭 Shortestbean: Yes a snake Keigo: KILL THE DAMN SNAKE OR ILL DO IT MYSELF Shortestbean: NO Faker: Its not a game Faker: its what you hearin Faker: listen Keigo: I HATE SNAKES KILL IT Faker: its what you hearing Faker: listen Faker: x gon give it to ya Faker: what Faker: wait for you to get it on your own Faker: x gon HT4 WRJA Shortestbean: NO….EATHAN IS A GOOD SNAKE Itzrexy: ... Keigo: ITS A CUTE DEAD THRASH PANDA Shortestbean: REXYYYyYyY Daddy_risk: snakes are scary but interesting Keigo: I need it Itzrexy: Snakes are cute I caught seven Anonone: Snakes are adorable idk what you mean Keigo: Y'all are crazy Itzrexy: ong Shortestbean: I have a corn snake, a cobra, and a corn snake Keigo: Kill them all Shortestbean: 😁 Anonone: NO Keigo: or kill me Itzrexy: Im trying to play mm2 so like bye Anonone: show snake Shortestbean: And then you have coco Daddy_risk: baby u cant have a dead raccoon Keigo: Why Shortestbean: My spider Anonone: Snake pics Anonone: Show Itzrexy: You got me killed Ashh: came back for a bit bc i cant shower rn Keigo: A SPIDER Keigo: I WANNA SEE THE SPIDER Shortestbean: Later Anonone: SPIDER PIC Keigo: NO NOW Shortestbean: Coco is a big ass spider Anonone: NO Anonone: Now* Shortestbean: And she is trying to est Itzrexy: Shortie that spider will eat your bird Anonone: Show Keigo: I WANNA SEE Izzy_blight: Im gay Shortestbean: Eat* Shortestbean: IK Izzy_blight: Bedroom door unlocked Keigo: SHOW ME COCO Izzy_blight: Bedroom door handle Shortestbean: LATER Keigo: NOOOOO NOW Anonone: NOW Keigo: SHOW THE COCO SPIDER Shortestbean: I CANT Keigo: WHY Ashh: SPIDER Anonone: why not Shortestbean: BECAUSE SH IS EATING Keigo: YES SPIDER ASH Keigo: BS Shortestbean: She* Itzrexy: Omg bean guess what happened today Dtrump: . Shortestbean: What? Keigo: YOU STFU Itzrexy: remember kimbers friend Shortestbean: Oml…what happened Itzrexy: Her brother was at the park and gave me his number Shortestbean: OH SHIT Shortestbean: W RIZZ Izzy_blight: HGTV Itzrexy: my sister walken in and I logged out HELP Shortestbean: OML….MY BIRDS ARE CRAZY Itzrexy: they are Shortestbean: Where are my rabbits?? Itzrexy: I ate them Shortestbean: NOOOOOOOO Keigo: L Itzrexy: rabbit is gross ngl Shortestbean: what about my turtle? Itzrexy: he drowned Keigo: I killed it /C 00:17:09Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: NOOOOOOOOO Ashh: ok gtg Keigo: Yes Keigo: Kk bye ash Anonone: Damn you have so many anamals Shortestbean: OML…I HAVE TO MANY ANIMALS Keigo: Ogly bogly I'm coming for that booty Anonone: I’ll take one of your snakes Shortestbean: NO Anonone: WHY Keigo: I'll take coco Shortestbean: Carmel is to dangerous around new people Itzrexy: wait bean how many pets you have Shortestbean: Hmmmm…let me count Keigo: What about coco I want coco Shortestbean: 3 snakes Shortestbean: 2 bunnies Shortestbean: 3 turtles Itzrexy: 2 birds Shortestbean: 2 birds Keigo: Any cats Shortestbean: 4 cats Shortestbean: 1 dog Keigo: I'll take one Itzrexy: I only have 13 god Shortie Shortestbean: Ummm…what else Daddy_risk: LY KIKI Keigo: ILYM BITCH Shortestbean: I am getting another spider Shortestbean: So 2 spiders Keigo: I WANT COCO Shortestbean: NO Anonone: you have to many animals, share some Oofalladeez: ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I MISSED HER AGAIN?! Daddy_risk: the cat? Itzrexy: my mom would kick me and that spider out if I had one Keigo: WHY Shortestbean: Lol Keigo: L Itzrexy: she has a phobia Shortestbean: BC COCO IS MY FAVORITE PET Itzrexy: coc a dog? Itzrexy: coco Shortestbean: No Itzrexy: ... Shortestbean: She is my spider Itzrexy: oh Keigo: Give me coco hoe Shortestbean: And then I am getting Tristan….my male spider Keigo: WAIT IS COCO A GIRL Shortestbean: YES Keigo: GIGR ME COCO YOU HOE Keigo: GIVE Ishipwillowandhunter: Hey Shortestbean: NO Itzrexy: omg today I found out that me female lizard is A BOY Keigo: HOE GIVE HER TO ME Shortestbean: NO Keigo: YES Itzrexy: share the spidys bean Shortestbean: NO Daddy_risk: i want head Shortestbean: NO Keigo: YES Shortestbean: NO Keigo: YES Izzy_blight: Greg Shortestbean: OH GOD Keigo: YES Shortestbean: SHE IS ON MY WALL😖 Ishipwillowandhunter: Greg? Izzy_blight: Greg Keigo: PROOF BEAN Keigo: EMOTIONAL Support MICH UR ALIVE Shortestbean: I CANT….MY CAMERA IS FULL Izzy_blight: Emotional support gregory Keigo: BUT I WANT TI SEE COCO Izzy_blight: Gregory your yeezys are wack my guy Shortestbean: IM SORRY Izzy_blight: Them bitches fake asf Keigo: Someone kill me Shortestbean: NO Anonone: How is your camera full but you have no pics of coco Keigo: idc how or who Shortestbean: I have no pics of coco because I don’t take pictures of my animals Anonone: Why Keigo: Why Shortestbean: I will send you the type of spider and a picture of what they look like tho Izzy_blight: Gutter ball Keigo: My phone likes my boobs Izzy_blight: ??????????? Keigo: Nah bro I wanna see coco Shortestbean: I cant Keigo: I don't care if you cant Daddy_risk: i want head Daddy_risk: give me head Keigo: Ok some here daddy Izzy_blight: I want to kill everybody in the world Keigo: IM RIGHT HERE Izzy_blight: Y'all mfs are exhausting Keigo: KILL ME Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Theraphosa_blondi_MHNT.jpg Shortestbean: That is what I have Daddy_risk: cna u call baby? Daddy_risk: can* Keigo: No I'm bout to eat Daddy_risk: ok Shortestbean: Is that enough? Keigo: And phone finna die Ishipwillowandhunter: Please do Izzy Ishipwillowandhunter: Start wth me Keigo: NO Keigo: DONT LISTEN TO HIM Izzy_blight: Nah everyone except you Izzy_blight: I can't do that Keigo: hes an emotional support mich Izzy_blight: He is good boi Keigo: that can be horny at times Keigo: And izzy start with m Keigo: me Izzy_blight: I'd rather start with me Keigo: Bruh Anonone: Cute spider Itzrexy: with how high you idiots act I'll go jump off the biggest bridge I can find myself Izzy_blight: *inhales WD-40* Shortestbean: Yurp! Shortestbean: She is a very cute spider Keigo: WHERE IS MY BABY Keigo: DID HE DIE Keigo: IF HES DEAD THEN I DIE TOO Shortestbean: KEI, NO Keigo: YES HOES Ishipwillowandhunter: No Ishipwillowandhunter: Me Ishipwillowandhunter: Kill Ishipwillowandhunter: Me Keigo: MICH NO Ishipwillowandhunter: Please Keigo: NO Ishipwillowandhunter: For the love of god Keigo: NO MICHIGAN Izzy_blight: Michigan state football Daddy_risk: brb me and my brother are going to ride bikes around the block Ishipwillowandhunter: Bitch istg you call me that again and I will live just to beat your ass Anonone: Coco is beautiful, Shortestbean: Ikr Izzy_blight: You are now Michigan forever Keigo: Ok Michigan Ishipwillowandhunter: Omfg on second thought I might just kms so I don't have to see that name again Keigo: I'm gonna die aren't i Shortestbean: MICH, DONT Ishipwillowandhunter: Cat scan Keigo: DO NOT I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND BRING YOURE BODY TO TAY AND SHELL BEAT YOU BACK LIFE Izzy_blight: Cat sex Izzy_blight: Shane Dawson wants to know your location Keigo: Nebraska Izzy_blight: Omaha Keigo: Arby's we have Incest Izzy_blight: Omaha steaks Izzy_blight: I wanna eat a horse Vulpix_axel: ?? Shortestbean: Axel! Izzy_blight: Hot horse steak Vulpix_axel: Hello. Keigo: Arby's we have incest Shortestbean: Want to see my spider Vulpix_axel: Sure. Keigo: YAS BITCH Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Theraphosa_blondi_MHNT.jpg Shortestbean: This is what it looks like Keigo: Damnit I wanted it to be coco Vulpix_axel: Eek. Keigo: I want a spider Anonone: If you get Spiderlings give me one, Keigo: And me Shortestbean: That is coco….that is the type of spider coco os Logan34: vfkbfgrhkghyrougurhfur\ Shortestbean: Is* Keigo: Log man stfu Logan34: no Logan34: this is america Keigo: I just watched a kid get his ass beat because he was playing football Vulpix_axel: Hah! Keigo: And then his brother just laid down like he was dead Anonone: Nice Vulpix_axel: Lol. Shortestbean: I’m getting a male spider so I can have spiderlings Keigo: I'm horny Logan34: who asked Anonone: Ik you said that Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe Keigo: Log stfu Anonone: Give us the children Shortestbean: Fine /C 00:43:42Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Anonone: yesss Keigo: YASSSSS I GET A SPIDER Shortestbean: Lol Anonone: Give us both 2spiders each and sell the others Shortestbean: Ok Vulpix_axel: HOw do spiders have sex? Keigo: Bro those two brothers they have a sister and she is Hella fine Shortestbean: Idk Anonone: Search it up Keigo: She was so fucking fine Shortestbean: Lol Djshrimpdick: 0.0 Shortestbean: DJ Djshrimpdick: whoo Oofalladeez: Kill me i am without ash..... Djshrimpdick: 0.0 Shortestbean: NATE…NO Vulpix_axel: BRO IF YOU LOOK UP SPIDERS ON GOOGLE THEIR SOUND IS THE SHOULD OF KEYBOARD TYPING!! Djshrimpdick: i dont like spiders Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Theraphosa_blondi_MHNT.jpg Keigo: I'm a go Shortestbean: But coco is so cute Vulpix_axel: I like spiders, just not trantulas.. They to big.. Anonone: Cya kei Djshrimpdick: i like snakes and gators but not spiders Vulpix_axel: BYE! Shortestbean: I have three snakes Djshrimpdick: id say bye but shes ignoring me Djshrimpdick: I WANT ONE Shortestbean: Ethan, marshal, and Hanna Vulpix_axel: I have one. Djshrimpdick: :( Djshrimpdick: im not allowed Anonone: Lucky Vulpix_axel: I'm stealing bean's brothers snake. =3 Shortestbean: I have a corn snake, a cobra, and a python Vulpix_axel: ANd they have no choice. Shortestbean: NO Vulpix_axel: Yes. Shortestbean: NOT ETHAN Vulpix_axel: Hehehehehhehehehehehehhehhehehehheheeheheh Djshrimpdick: hehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe Shortestbean: MY BROTHER WILL BE PISSED Djshrimpdick: i am king of spamming Vulpix_axel: >=P Vulpix_axel: He doesn't know me. Shortestbean: True Vulpix_axel: So you can't prove it was me. Vulpix_axel: Their for I'll never get caught. Vulpix_axel: ther* Vulpix_axel: there* Djshrimpdick: lol Vulpix_axel: God now I feel like Dj- Djshrimpdick: haha Djshrimpdick: imagine Shortestbean: Oh god….coco is on my ceiling Shortestbean: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE Djshrimpdick: whos coco Shortestbean: My spider Djshrimpdick: i dont like spiders Shortestbean: OML, SHE IS GOING TO FALL Shortestbean: Sometimes I let coco lay on me while I sleep Shortestbean: She loves cuddles Djshrimpdick: i dont like anything with more that has more than 6 legs and less than 10 Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Theraphosa_blondi_MHNT.jpg Shortestbean: Coco is cute Djshrimpdick: agree to disagree Daddy_risk: NO KIKI IS GONE Shortestbean: OML COCO FELL Daddy_risk: fuck coco i want kiki Djshrimpdick: 0-0 Djshrimpdick: coco mightve died Shortestbean: COCO😭😭😭 Anonone: NOOO COCO Anonone: Is she ok?? Shortestbean: I DONT KNOW Anonone: WHY DID YOU LET HER GET ON THE CEILING Vulpix_axel: LLLL you just missed Kei. Shortestbean: IDK Djshrimpdick: AXEL COCO MIGHT BE DEAD Vulpix_axel: Who? Anonone: NO DONT SAYTHAT Djshrimpdick: THE SPIDER Shortestbean: 😭😭😭😭😭 Vulpix_axel: Huh? Anonone: IF SHES DEAD IM TAKING ALL YOUR PETS Djshrimpdick: COCO FELL Vulpix_axel: ?? Vulpix_axel: WHO'S COCO!! Djshrimpdick: NEAN IS SHE OK? Djshrimpdick: BEANS SPIDER Anonone: The spider Shortestbean: I AM CHECKING Vulpix_axel: ?? Shortestbean: MY POOR COCO Daddy_risk: is she ok? Anonone: Coco was on the ceiling and fell Anonone: Is she ok Djshrimpdick: COCO😭😭 Shortestbean: IM STILL CHECKING Anonone: 😭😭🕷 Shortestbean: Her legs are ok Djshrimpdick: IS SHE MOVING Shortestbean: Her body is ok Shortestbean: Yes Djshrimpdick: IS SHE MOVING Djshrimpdick: OK Shortestbean: YES Djshrimpdick: we good Shortestbean: NOT YET Shortestbean: I have to look at her fangs Daddy_risk: FANGS!?!?!? Shortestbean: YES Anonone: Yes Djshrimpdick: yes risk, spiders have fangs Vulpix_axel: ...? Anonone: Did you not know spiders have fangs? Shortestbean: If she broke one of her fangs, she can’t eat Djshrimpdick: how do you think spiderman was made Shortestbean: Her fangs seem good Djshrimpdick: so we good? Shortestbean: I think so Djshrimpdick: ok Daddy_risk: i miss keigo Shortestbean: WAIT Djshrimpdick: WHAT Daddy_risk: what Shortestbean: IS MUNCHY OK?! (anon): WHAT Djshrimpdick: who? Daddy_risk: who? Daddy_risk: lol we are one dj Djshrimpdick: yessir Anonone: Who is munchy Djshrimpdick: that means you are one with forg Shortestbean: Munchy is cocos little brother Djshrimpdick: for i am one with forg Shortestbean: Munchy was on her back Djshrimpdick: OH NOOOO Anonone: IS SHE ALIVE. Shortestbean: IM CHECKING Djshrimpdick: IS MUNCHY OK?!?!?!? Logan34: our table Shortestbean: Munchy seems ok Shortestbean: But I have to check his fangs Vulpix_axel: Tf..? /C 01:10:16Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: And that will be a problem Shortestbean: He tries to bite me Djshrimpdick: axe i played that game on roblox and it is weird as fuck Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Djshrimpdick: the courtroom one Vulpix_axel: I know. Vulpix_axel: I love it. Djshrimpdick: its fun Djshrimpdick: but weird as hell Djshrimpdick: i got charged with robbery and got away by saying i was in mexico for three years Djshrimpdick: BEAN Djshrimpdick: IS MUNCHY OK? Shortestbean: YES? Shortestbean: Yea, I think so Anonone: Are munchy and coco ok Djshrimpdick: ok Anonone: What about coco Daddy_risk: why is his name munchy? Anonone: He bites her Daddy_risk: lol Shortestbean: Because his real name is munchkin Shortestbean: And I would die if he ever bit me Anonone: Fr? Shortestbean: Fr Daddy_risk: damn Anonone: I need him Djshrimpdick: well if you ever disappear well know why Daddy_risk: fr Shortestbean: Lol Rina: Hi Shortestbean: I take good care of them…I think I will be fine Shortestbean: Hello person Djshrimpdick: hi Anonone: Give him to me for a min Shortestbean: No Anonone: Why? Shortestbean: He is mean Rina: I wish the world to die in a fiery agony as I watch down from the stars Daddy_risk: hi rn Djshrimpdick: can i let him bite me Daddy_risk: rin Shortestbean: NO Djshrimpdick: WHY Anonone: I want him to bite me Shortestbean: NO Djshrimpdick: same Djshrimpdick: WHY Anonone: Why not Shortestbean: BC I DONT WANT YOU GUYS TO DIE Rina: I wish for everyone who doesn't like me to spontaneously combust Daddy_risk: same Anonone: Why? You don’t even know me Djshrimpdick: LET ME DIE Ishipwillowandhunter: Wait but I want to die and with this storm I might not have a choice Shortestbean: NO Rina: I'd rather you of all people kill yourself Ishipwillowandhunter: Me? Daddy_risk: gtg to bed tell kiki i might be back Djshrimpdick: thats it im finding the nearest cliff Shortestbean: NO Anonone: Nah that didn’t work last time Djshrimpdick: oh yea Anonone: Gn risk Djshrimpdick: bye papa risky Anonone: Cya** Djshrimpdick: what if i just jump into traffic Shortestbean: NO Rina: Good Djshrimpdick: how about ties rocks to my legs and going for a swim Rina: Yes Djshrimpdick: YAY Shortestbean: NO Djshrimpdick: WHY NOT Anonone: Nah that’s a painful way to go Shortestbean: BC Djshrimpdick: i could jut use ol' reliable Anonone: Gun? Djshrimpdick: .44 magnum Djshrimpdick: good ole big iron Anonone: Lucky my dad has his gun locked away Djshrimpdick: we can even turn it into a game Anonone: Bet Djshrimpdick: first one to die loses Anonone: Sure Djshrimpdick: my bad i meant win Anonone: Yesss Djshrimpdick: LETS GO Vulpix_axel: ?? Djshrimpdick: .. Djshrimpdick: 0.0 Anonone: :) Shortestbean: * dies* Logan34: rip carm Anonone: Nooo me first Djshrimpdick: damn bro Djshrimpdick: bean one Djshrimpdick: won Anonone: Damn Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehe Anonone: Lucky bich Anonone: Bitch* Djshrimpdick: now we have to live with our loss Anonone: awwww Logan34: bruh she's dead Djshrimpdick: fr Anonone: That sucks Djshrimpdick: ye Shortestbean: * dies again* Djshrimpdick: FUCK Djshrimpdick: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS Shortestbean: * dies again* Vulpix_axel: ..? Djshrimpdick: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Anonone: How Djshrimpdick: im bored Shortestbean: Ethan just crawled on me Djshrimpdick: lucky Djshrimpdick: I WANT A DANGER NOODLE Shortestbean: He is wrapping himself around my arm, lol Anonone: I wanna see Shortestbean: I cant Anonone: Aww Anonone: :( Shortestbean: I can barley move rn Anonone: L Djshrimpdick: bozo Logan34: on cod? Shortestbean: I have Hanna on one arm and Ethan on the other Logan34: i had two snakes once Shortestbean: I have three Djshrimpdick: did they eat each other Shortestbean: No, they have different tanks Djshrimpdick: oh Anonone: That’s good Shortestbean: Mhm Shortestbean: My cobra is on my leg Logan34: sal and lue they died a few years back Djshrimpdick: I still want munchy to bite me Tallguy: tell me why my coworker calls me coochiesmookums Vulpix_axel: LMAO!! Djshrimpdick: i call my friends hunny bunny Anonone: we all just live in larg glorified boxes Djshrimpdick: yes Shortestbean: I call my bestie a bitch Rina: Die Rina: Death Rina: WRATH Anonone: Bath Djshrimpdick: i also have a group of underclassmen who call me russel bc i look like russel from up Vulpix_axel: I call my friends 'hun' and 'babes'. Shortestbean: Nice Shortestbean: Oml Shortestbean: Imma die Djshrimpdick: ME FIRST Anonone: No me Djshrimpdick: NO ME Shortestbean: Munchy and coco are on my other leg Rina: DIE ALL OF YOU Djshrimpdick: OK Izzy_blight: mood Anonone: Nah Djshrimpdick: im bored Anonone: I want my parents dead first Djshrimpdick: my friends arent on minecraft with me Logan34: ok when and where? Djshrimpdick: WAIT Shortestbean: I want to throw up Djshrimpdick: IS MINECRAFT CALLED MINECRAFT BECAUSE YOU MINE AND CRAFT?! Logan34: why though Shortestbean: My mom made me eat Anonone: Yes Djshrimpdick: WHAT Anonone: Don’t throw up Shortestbean: She says “ u have to eat” Shortestbean: AHHHHHHhHH Shortestbean: I NEED TO PUT MY ANIMALS AWAY Rina: Haaaa Rina: I'm sorry. Djshrimpdick: WHY Rina: I don't mean it. Shortestbean: SO I CAN THROW UP Djshrimpdick: oh Anonone: no Anonone: Dont Logan34: oh shit she aint lying Shortestbean: I GTG Shortestbean: IMMA PUKE Anonone: Smell coffee, it can help you not throw up Djshrimpdick: sometimes its healthy to throw up Anonone: But it’s not in her case Djshrimpdick: her body might be telling her she ate something bad /C 01:36:49Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: My internet just went out for literally only 0.5 seconds. If i missed anything within that tiny little window I will actually break something Anonone: she’s Anorexic she needs food Djshrimpdick: oh Djshrimpdick: OI DONT THROW UP Anonone: She logged out Logan34: cock Djshrimpdick: balls Anonone: If anyone said anything please resend Djshrimpdick: Logan34: cock Djshrimpdick: balls Djshrimpdick: thats what you missed Anonone: ok ty Djshrimpdick: yw Vulpix_axel: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Djshrimpdick: oi wake up Djshrimpdick: the jusdge is a fucking goose rn Djshrimpdick: judhe Vulpix_axel: = Djshrimpdick: JUDGE Vulpix_axel: = Djshrimpdick: FUCK Vulpix_axel: =P Djshrimpdick: the judge is a goose in this game Vulpix_axel: Pfft- Vulpix_axel: COurt room shenan? Djshrimpdick: yes Djshrimpdick: its fucking weird Djshrimpdick: I DOTN WANT TO BE ON THE JUTY Djshrimpdick: FICK Djshrimpdick: FUCK Vulpix_axel: LMAOOO!! Djshrimpdick: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Vulpix_axel: I'm gonna find your sever hold on. Djshrimpdick: NOW THE GOOSE IS BALIFF Vulpix_axel: Pfft- Vulpix_axel: What's your user? Djshrimpdick: pcl0424ddo Djshrimpdick: dont judge i made it when i was 8 Keigo: I'm must be sleep deprived if I keep falling asleep Vulpix_axel: Lmao I wot. Djshrimpdick: THERES A FUCKING GOOSE IN THE JURY Djshrimpdick: THERES TWO Djshrimpdick: OH SHIT IM JUDGE Djshrimpdick: now im not :( Djshrimpdick: ded chat /C 02:03:23Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: o.o Djshrimpdick: ~w~ Djshrimpdick: gn im going to sleep Anonone: Gn Keigo: WHO DOESENT WANT TO BE SINGLE I HAVE GREAT ADVICE Izzy_blight: I want to be a creep do you have any advice for that Izzy_blight: Should I start sniffing socks /C 02:29:56Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: No.. Djshrimpdick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh Vulpix_axel: AH! Djshrimpdick: ah Djshrimpdick: owo /C 02:56:29Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: im bored Djshrimpdick: Balls Cody33369: dick Djshrimpdick: cock Cody33369: piss Cody33369: Slut Djshrimpdick: hoe Cody33369: cunt Djshrimpdick: SPONGE BOY ME BOB Cody33369: YES MR KRABS CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW Djshrimpdick: OH YEAH Cody33369: ARE YOU SURE YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS Djshrimpdick: YES SPONGEBOY YESSSSSS Cody33369: DO ANOTHER FIFTY FUCKING PUSHUPS MR KRABS Djshrimpdick: THAT BE COMIN OUT OF YER PAYCHECK Cody33369: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO MR KRABS Djshrimpdick: to the cumbucket to fuck planktons eife kekekekeke Cody33369: hell yeah. teach the hoe a lesson Cody33369: so what country you from bitch XD Djshrimpdick: us Cody33369: same here. Djshrimpdick: noice Cody33369: sooooooo. wanna bomb the whitehouse XD XD XD Djshrimpdick: nah id rather burn down an orphanage Cody33369: lets burn saint judes children hospital Djshrimpdick: yessir Cody33369: just need a torch and about 5 pounds tanerite Djshrimpdick: i just need a lighter and the hair from a cancer patient Cody33369: yeah but tanerite make big boom Djshrimpdick: so will the propane tanks i have hidden in all the rooms Cody33369: good thinking. remeber to tear gas the room full of babys before the place goes boom Djshrimpdick: fr /C 03:23:03Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Cody33369: i got kicked. they were soft af XD Fagfucker5000: That Barbie movie looks pretty faggy Fagfucker5000: Anyone seen it yet? Keigo: Hi Cody33369: sup fuckers Fagfucker5000: Is that Barbie movie all faggy? Cody33369: probaly. not gonna watch it lmao Fagfucker5000: Same Fagfucker5000: Although Gosling is pretty hot Fagfucker5000: Ew no!! I hate men! I love women! Cody33369: aye its all good if you dont Fagfucker5000: I love vaginas Fagfucker5000: Heterosexually Fagfucker5000: With my penis Fagfucker5000: Yessir /C 03:49:37Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Fagfucker5000: Fucking Jews Fagfucker5000: Did you know they run all the banks? Cod62: slaynt Dtrump: nah Ishipwillowandhunter: NOOO WHRED IZZYGO :(( Ishipwillowandhunter: . Ishipwillowandhunter: . Keigo: Help I'm going to be murdered /C 04:16:10Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT - Ninja Keigo: WHO WHAT WHERRE Keigo: MICH DIED Keigo: T^T Keigo: Oh I'm lonely oh so lonely Keigo: Eyes blue like the Atlantic and I'm going down like the Titanic Parrot: Ishipwillowandhunter: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT - Ninja Keigo: Eyes blue like the Atlantic and I'm going down like the Titanic /C 04:43:03Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Bruh Keigo: Imma go die now Dtrump: awh a parrot /C 05:09:37Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 05:36:10Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: IZZYYYYYYYYYYYY YOURE ONLINE /C 06:02:44Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 06:29:18Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 06:55:52Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi Izzy_blight: Hi jimmy Inasg_no: hi jimmina Inasg_no: has anyone seen Nate? (Oofalladeez) Izzy_blight: I think hes at the soup store Inasg_no: . /C 07:22:25Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Jul: . Ishipwillowandhunter: Julssssss hey hey Jul: Hellooo Jul: <3 how you doing? Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm doing alright <3 hbu? Jul: me too, thankss Jul: where did everybody go? Inasg_no: im here Jul: wild Jul: how are you? Inasg_no: eh could be better hbu Jul: i'm alright Jul: what's going on? Jul: gurl Inasg_no: shit with family, friends, tbh everything but it's alr Jul: ohh okay shit Inasg_no: ya Jul: life be like Inasg_no: fr Ishipwillowandhunter: Life needs to give me a gun and some small children Inasg_no: poor kids /C 07:48:59Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: Fukin wifi spazzed again bloody hell Izzy_blight: Getting sick of this hotel Jul: frfr /C 08:15:32Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: aw I'm sorry izzy Izzy_blight: For? Izzy_blight: If it's about stealing my box of pudding mix then dw im over it Inasg_no: hahahaha Izzy_blight: Actually no I'm not. Darn you you hecker Inasg_no: lmaoooo /C 08:42:06Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 09:08:40Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 09:35:13Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 10:01:47Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 10:28:21Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 10:54:54Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:21:25Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 11:47:59Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 12:14:33Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Jug_in_love: Does anyone have anything relevant to happened? Daddy_risk: im going swimming later Toxic_catboy: Reeeeee Daddy_risk: SPENCER!!! Toxic_catboy: Yo Daddy_risk: hru bro Toxic_catboy: Tired and deppressed but whats new Daddy_risk: ya i get it /C 12:41:07Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: I fouund a good song Daddy_risk: im pretty happy cuz m gong swimminglater Daddy_risk: ohh what song? Toxic_catboy: Rip by croosh Daddy_risk: never heard it Toxic_catboy: Its good Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/LspC9qqH/F1m-Dgw-MWc-AIm-T-2.jpg Daddy_risk: i got a good vape Toxic_catboy: Its similar to rip x by jake hill Daddy_risk: aloe grape Toxic_catboy: Brb Daddy_risk: ok Daddy_risk: actualy im going back to sleep Shortestbean: Gooooddddd morning!! Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Theraphosa_blondi_MHNT.jpg Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Theraphosa_blondi_MHNT.jpg Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Theraphosa_blondi_MHNT.jpg Shortestbean: Coco is so cute Shortestbean: I love coco Shortestbean: I think I am getting Tristan next week Toxic_catboy: Bck /C 13:07:40Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Hey Toxic_catboy: Yo Shortestbean: Kei Shortestbean: Hiiiii Shortestbean: Coco fell off my ceiling last night Toxic_catboy: How Shortestbean: She crawled on my ceiling last night and she fell Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:T._Blondi_molt_-_magnified_close_up.jpg Shortestbean: I had to check these Keigo: HI CARMEL Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134852973349060689/1135922463188975696/Skeletor.mp4 Keigo: HI SPENC Shortestbean: HI Toxic_catboy: Eh Keigo: Eh what Shortestbean: Those are cocos fangs Keigo: What are cocos fangs Toxic_catboy: -_- Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:T._Blondi_molt_-_magnified_close_up.jpg Shortestbean: Those are cocos big ass fangs Keigo: Now I want coco even more Shortestbean: I had to check them last night Assmaster: i wish i never clicked that link (anon): Scared of spiders? Keigo: If you are that's a big L Shortestbean: Why is everyone scared of spiders Keigo: I'm not (anon): idk Shortestbean: If you guys were at my house I would let you guys hold her Keigo: And then I'd run away with her Shortestbean: NO Keigo: Yes Shortestbean: COCO IS MY FAVORITE PET Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/Z9ksDf4L.mp4 Keigo: i also take rabbits Shortestbean: Your not taking my rabbits Keigo: How bout a dog Shortestbean: NO Keigo: A cat Shortestbean: KIKI IS TO OLD Keigo: nah bro I'm 14 Shortestbean: No, I mean my dog, kiwi Keigo: Not what you said Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/8CCNTdyS/1.jpg Shortestbean: I call kiwi kiki Keigo: One of my many nicknames is Kiki Shortestbean: Oh Keigo: rawr Shortestbean: Lol Keigo: Wait you don't know what that means Shortestbean: Huh? Keigo: RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR Shortestbean: Rawr means rawr Keigo: Nope not when it comes to me Shortestbean: Oh Keigo: I'd tell you but I'm about to loss wifi so if spenc wants to tell you the he tells you but if he doesn't he doesn't Shortestbean: Ok, lol Shortestbean: * twerks* /C 13:34:13Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: I am bored Toxic_catboy: I need apex team Shortestbean: I like to play solo Toxic_catboy: I prefer a team Shortestbean: L Shortestbean: * twerks* Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:T._Blondi_molt_-_magnified_close_up.jpg Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Goliath_birdeater.jpg Shortestbean: Coco is the most cutest spider Shortestbean: Imma see if I can get a picture of eathan the python Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.xyzreptiles.com%2Fis-a-ball-python-a-good-pet%2F&psig=AOvVaw2HCOZAWut8ZIcbrFetEY_Z&ust=1690984318983000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIi3w9LNu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: This is what he looks like Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Freptmart.com%2Fbutter-corn-snake-pantherophis-guttata%2F&psig=AOvVaw02xNo1ONXTQtCizVV1OTup&ust=1690984415983000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCJibhoDOu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: That’s is Hanna the corn snake Shortestbean: It is what she looks like Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fanimalia.bio%2Findian-cobra&psig=AOvVaw3LJcp8tALxGglbHN84B0Vc&ust=1690984468822000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCJiF45vOu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: This is what my cobra looks like Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Flifestyle%2Fbest-dog-breeds-police-dogs&psig=AOvVaw1eD4MpoImpdG8t8dpOo4_4&ust=1690984554947000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCKiwx8TOu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: This is what Kiki looks like Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.everythingreptiles.com%2Fbearded-dragon%2F&psig=AOvVaw1oOB0LdKZTzkTroOvjimtL&ust=1690984619859000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCPj8suDOu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: This is what cece looks like Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fsnakesatsunset.com%2Fbaby-leopard-geckos-for-sale-eublepharis-macularius%2F&psig=AOvVaw0ZuUIlaMPtfJAflna_GNhe&ust=1690984690013000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIjo7YHPu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: This is mini Shortestbean: This is what she looks like Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fanimals.howstuffworks.com%2Freptiles%2Fhow-to-feed-baby-turtles.htm&psig=AOvVaw2nG47h88FqKG8g6SyFj5j_&ust=1690984754470000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCPi5rKHPu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: This is my turtle Shortestbean: What she looks like Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Funsplash.com%2Fs%2Fphotos%2Fbaby-bunny&psig=AOvVaw2lwT-uigqX1H4wR3VVOGts&ust=1690984803720000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCNDglrjPu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: This is what my baby rabbit, coca looks like /C 14:00:47Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hii Shortestbean: Hiiii Daddy_risk: has kiki been on? (anon): Yea Shortestbean: Yep Shortestbean: She left Shortestbean: I think Daddy_risk: when? Shortestbean: Idk Daddy_risk: how long ago was she on? Shortestbean: IDK Shortestbean: * twerks* Daddy_risk: damn Shortestbean: I’m waiting for ash Daddy_risk: i want to talk to kiki before i have to leave Daddy_risk: after noon i wont be on till 9 pm Daddy_risk: 9:30* Shortestbean: Oki Daddy_risk: actualy i have to go to the bank rq, if kiki gets back on tell her i will be back in less than 15 min Inasg_no: back Daddy_risk: tay tell kiki that i will be back soon if she gets on Daddy_risk: im going to the bank, ill be ab 15 min Shortestbean: Tay, wanna see my python?? Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.xyzreptiles.com%2Fis-a-ball-python-a-good-pet%2F&psig=AOvVaw2HCOZAWut8ZIcbrFetEY_Z&ust=1690984318983000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIi3w9LNu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: His name is ethan Shortestbean: Well, this is what he looks like at least Inasg_no: oh cute Inasg_no: and okay risky Shortestbean: Ik Shortestbean: He is a handsome python Shortestbean: And I have to feed him soon Inasg_no: oh okie Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fsnakesatsunset.com%2Fbaby-leopard-geckos-for-sale-eublepharis-macularius%2F&psig=AOvVaw0ZuUIlaMPtfJAflna_GNhe&ust=1690984690013000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIjo7YHPu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: This is what my baby gecko looks like Inasg_no: cutee Shortestbean: Ikkkk Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Flifestyle%2Fbest-dog-breeds-police-dogs&psig=AOvVaw1eD4MpoImpdG8t8dpOo4_4&ust=1690984554947000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCKiwx8TOu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: This is what Kiki, my dog, looks like Keigo: I WANT COCO Inasg_no: kiki risky went to the bank he'll be bck in 15 Shortestbean: NO Keigo: Gimme coco Shortestbean: NO Inasg_no: Daddy_risk: tay tell kiki that i will be back soon if she gets on Daddy_risk: im going to the bank, ill be ab 15 min Keigo: kk Keigo: arbys we have incest Inasg_no: also hii Shortestbean: Wanna see my python kei? Keigo: Hi tay Shortestbean: Or what he looks like Keigo: id rather die I'm not a snake person Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fsnakesatsunset.com%2Fbaby-leopard-geckos-for-sale-eublepharis-macularius%2F&psig=AOvVaw0ZuUIlaMPtfJAflna_GNhe&ust=1690984690013000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIjo7YHPu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: What about mini? Shortestbean: My baby fecko Keigo: A MINI SNACK Shortestbean: Gecko* Keigo: Sure Shortestbean: Sure? Shortestbean: Wdym “sure” Shortestbean: I can give you my other gecko Keigo: Sure I'll see ur gecko Keigo: Why do you not want ur gecko Daddy_risk: BABY Shortestbean: Because she is annoying to feed Shortestbean: And she is a very picky food eater Keigo: Damn /C 14:27:21Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: KIKI Keigo: BABY Daddy_risk: I MISSED U Keigo: I MISSED YOU MORE BITCH Daddy_risk: CAP Shortestbean: * I push kei into risk* KISS KISS KISS Shortestbean: KISS Shortestbean: Heheheheheqhehehehehe Daddy_risk: I WISH Keigo: Bitch I'm going to kill you Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe Keigo: Get over short stack Daddy_risk: IM NOT SHORT Shortestbean: NOOOoO Daddy_risk: IM 5'7 Keigo: Never said you were Shortestbean: * I run away* Keigo: You can't outrun me Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehe Daddy_risk: YES I CAN Keigo: not you bitch Shortestbean: * I run faster* Daddy_risk: ik lol Keigo: thats not going to help you Carmel Keigo: i have great aim Daddy_risk: me too Shortestbean: AHHH Keigo: Then I can have coco for myself Shortestbean: * I flip them off and run again* Daddy_risk: baby did u stay in a hotel again? Keigo: 🖕 to you too carmel Keigo: Yes Shortestbean: Heheheheheheheheheheehhehehehehehe Daddy_risk: u on your way to the new house now? Keigo: Imagine being an hour head of ur girlfriend Inasg_no: hi Daddy_risk: could never be me Keigo: Tay we need to kill carmel Daddy_risk: baby its better than 3 hours ahead Keigo: True Shortestbean: NOOOOOOO Keigo: we still need kill carmel Shortestbean: * I run faster* Daddy_risk: no be nice to smolbean Ashh: whats happening Keigo: Quick shooter Inasg_no: ASHHHH Keigo: her Ashh: TAYY Inasg_no: girl i made a big mistake Shortestbean: THEY TRYING TO KILL ME Keigo: We need to kill Carmel Inasg_no: yk that marriage thing I told u abt? HES 35 Daddy_risk: kei is trying to kill u* Ashh: omfg XD Shortestbean: * I run to ash* Shortestbean: AHHHHHHHHH Keigo: Maybe you shouldn't have pushed me into my bf I would've voluntarily gone to him Inasg_no: i didn't know till today and he all like "hey sexy" and I'm js there like wtfff Ashh: omg who is he? Ashh: on here? (anon): Who said that? Ashh: lmfao Inasg_no: no not here lol Keigo: Damn Inasg_no: he's russian too Ashh: thats hilarious Inasg_no: which is worse Inasg_no: I don't like Russia atm (anon): Ew Ashh: lol ive dealt with worse Keigo: Ahhh both Inasg_no: damn xd Daddy_risk: ew russia Inasg_no: ikk Ashh: most rcently a 48 year old sent me a dick pic Inasg_no: EW Daddy_risk: worse than the irish Keigo: ew Carmels not dead yet Inasg_no: RISKY IKR IRISH ARE SHIT Inasg_no: that's gross asf tho ash xd Shortestbean: * cries* Ashh: stop trying to kill her Keigo: Ohhh carmel Keigo: Why (anon): Well at least he doesn't have a discord server dedicated to andrew tate. And he hits you. And you dad likes him so you feel pressured tokeep him Inasg_no: anon who is you? Daddy_risk: BABY Ashh: is the sex good tho anon? (anon): Mommy Daddy_risk: !!! Keigo: Yes Daddy_risk: i love you Inasg_no: hahaha ash Keigo: ilym Ashh: if the sex good ill stay XD Inasg_no: oof fair enough (anon): No he had 7 inches but he was very forceful, made me hired d once (anon): *bleed once Daddy_risk: ouch Ashh: does Inasg_no: um Ashh: hmmm Inasg_no: so uh anyways Inasg_no: how's everyone doing Shortestbean: I’m tierd Keigo: I carve violence Ashh: nah nvm if the sex aint good im not puttin up with the bullshit XD Ashh: carve? Daddy_risk: im good now that i get to talk to my bbg Inasg_no: lmfao xd Inasg_no: she means crave Keigo: yes i do Inasg_no: aw thanks risky I love talking to you too Ashh: idk she might mean carve Ashh: tay XD Inasg_no: hehe Daddy_risk: NO BITCH IM TALKING AB KIKI Inasg_no: NO SHIT XD Keigo: Now who am I going to murder Tay ur not allowed so ur off the list Ashh: u finna pick up that soap yet risk? Inasg_no: aw damn :( Daddy_risk: fuck no Inasg_no: murder risky Daddy_risk: no Daddy_risk: wtf Keigo: NO Inasg_no: lemme think Inasg_no: gotta bring out the fl Daddy_risk: the /fl? Keigo: IK ILL MURDER LOGMAN Inasg_no: murder todd Daddy_risk: NO MURDER BABY Droppedsoap: Pick me up Daddy_risk: you will go to jail Keigo: IDC Inasg_no: I will soap Ashh: shiiittt bet tay Daddy_risk: ofc u will Inasg_no: hahahah I knew it was you xd Ashh: ;) Inasg_no: excuse me what does that mean risky? Keigo: Tays mine bitch back off Ashh: bitch u got risk tays mine (anon): Jesus can turn water into wine, I can turn your mother into mine - Master Oogway. Daddy_risk: it means if anybody here would pick up the soap it would be u Inasg_no: tbf apparently I'm yours michs ash's and nates bitch lol Inasg_no: you calling me a whore? Daddy_risk: no (anon): Yes Keigo: Ur mine Tay screw the rest of em Daddy_risk: im just saying u would probably pick up the soap if someone else dropped it Keigo: Ur mine and will always be mine Inasg_no: like actual soap Daddy_risk: yes Inasg_no: oh then yeah ofc Daddy_risk: and kiki wtf Ashh: honestly id be the first to pick it up Inasg_no: and Kiki lmao I can't ditch xd Daddy_risk: i thought u were mine Inasg_no: I am risky dw <3 Daddy_risk: not u Daddy_risk: ki Inasg_no: no shit Inasg_no: I'm js messing wit you calm down Daddy_risk: i want kei Keigo: well you are and you will for me Keigo: I want cuddled Daddy_risk: same Inasg_no: oh damn dommy mommy Ashh: tays still mine Daddy_risk: brb Inasg_no: lmao okay mommy Keigo: I will murder you adh Keigo: ash Ashh: mommy tay XD Ashh: hey shared custody? every other weekend Keigo: How bout week Ashh: bet Inasg_no: hahahahaha Inasg_no: this is rlly funny lol Keigo: My turn first tho Ashh: no mine Keigo: She'd have a fun time with me;) Ashh: damn now i gotta share with mommy kei Ashh: ykw Inasg_no: lmfaoooo Ashh: fuck risk keis mine too XD Inasg_no: and mine xd Keigo: Damn more wifes Ashh: damn right mommy XD Keigo: Ok mommy Ashh: risk is gunna be so mad XD Daddy_risk: back but i gtg soon Keigo: fr Inasg_no: hahahah perfect timing Daddy_risk: ill be back tho Keigo: Oop Inasg_no: wb btw Ashh: hey kei belongs for me and tay now Inasg_no: FUCK YEAH:D Daddy_risk: FUCK NO SHE DONT Daddy_risk: >:( Ashh: Keigo: Ok mommy Keigo: Someone cuddle me Daddy_risk: WTF Daddy_risk: KIKI ARE U CHEATING XD Ashh: u finna share her hoe Keigo: No Inasg_no: I WILL KIKI Keigo: they kidnaped me Inasg_no: uh yeah we definitely did Daddy_risk: i want to cuddle kiki<3 Inasg_no: ITS ROO LATE RISKY I ALREADY ATE HER OUT Inasg_no: TOO* Ashh: XD Keigo: Fight to the death Daddy_risk: NOOOOO THATS MY JOB :( Inasg_no: ooh that reminds me, risky you owe us a six pack pic Ashh: yeah yall fight while i run off with her XD Keigo: FIGHT TI THE DEATH Daddy_risk: i already sent it yesterday Ashh: prove it? Inasg_no: ASH >:C ILL FUCK YOUR ASS ID YOU DO THAT XD Inasg_no: IF* Ashh: bet? Keigo: FIGHT TO THE DEATH Daddy_risk: im still working on it, its not that defined but u can kinda make it out in the pic Inasg_no: SEND IT Ashh: DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME TAY Daddy_risk: ok one min Inasg_no: DAMN YOU ASH XD Daddy_risk: https://thumbsnap.com/i/boGA8eQh.jpg?0801 Keigo: I want a good time Ashh: omw XD Daddy_risk: can give u a good time baby Inasg_no: OOH NICE RISKY BTW YOU LOOK VERY TANNED BRW KIKI BET BTW BET RISKY Daddy_risk: i can* Daddy_risk: i am very tanned Ashh: lmao imaginhe Ashh: i can blind people with my skin XD Keigo: Not me eating sour candy and watching people fight over me Inasg_no: come blind me then fuck me Ashh: BET Inasg_no: hehehe Ashh: fuck it *picks up tay and kei and runs off* Daddy_risk: well kiki is mine, yesterday she said i could smash Ashh: they mineee Inasg_no: *eats ash out on the way* hehehehehehe Ashh: ayo XD Inasg_no: RISKY SHE SAID I COULD SMASH Ashh: can i smash? Daddy_risk: hollup Inasg_no: KEIGO LAST NAME GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE XD Daddy_risk: brb Inasg_no: me? Bet ash Keigo: I'm trying the most sour one Keigo: Reed Keigo: keigo reed Riskyy: yall aint seen this acc in a long ass time Riskyy: . Keigo: NO DADDY COME BACK Ashh: saw it yesterday Riskyy: stfu Ashh: XD Ashh: mb Keigo: Make me Riskyy: i will go back to the other acc baby Keigo: Good daddy Daddy_risk: . Inasg_no: good boy Inasg_no: I mean wha Daddy_risk: wtf Ashh: whattt Keigo: It's not that sour Daddy_risk: thats what she said Ashh: ew Ashh: said about what XD Daddy_risk: Keigo: It's not that sour Daddy_risk: thats what she said Keigo: I spoke to soon Daddy_risk: quote deck Inasg_no: ahhaha kiki Keigo: stfu mommy tay Inasg_no: make me uwu Ashh: tell me u wwont hop on it Keigo: Come hete /C 14:53:54Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Here Inasg_no: *moans* 😩 Ashh: AYO Daddy_risk: im ab to send a dick pic in pub chat Ashh: oh no? Inasg_no: I have so much fucking energy rn and it's 4 pm and I haven't even ate Inasg_no: fr risky? Ashh: mf go eat Inasg_no: nerp Keigo: DO IT I DARE YOU Inasg_no: hahhahaahha Ashh: dont threaten us with a good time Inasg_no: Kiki gon be all over you risky xd Daddy_risk: https://thumbsnap.com/i/hdKJA1PG.jpg?0801 Shortestbean: Do I want to press it? Daddy_risk: yes u do Daddy_risk: its pretta Shortestbean: Mmmmm…… Daddy_risk: pretty* Inasg_no: there's nothing there Inasg_no: it won't show for me Ashh: its knife Ashh: whered u get it Daddy_risk: it s a knife Daddy_risk: amazon Ashh: its really pretty Daddy_risk: u want the lnk Keigo: https://thumbsnap.com/XHBuEYsi Daddy_risk: link* Keigo: Dat ass Inasg_no: FR KIKI Ashh: omg im scared to click Inasg_no: she's not naked sw Daddy_risk: kiki i want to see u in that Inasg_no: dw Inasg_no: DAMN RISKY Keigo: I have a bikini Keigo: But I'm to flat Ashh: rizzler Daddy_risk: brb im getting the link for that knife for ashh Inasg_no: 🌚🥔 Daddy_risk: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C2BBFZP4?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details Daddy_risk: here u go ashh Ashh: damn i ma send a pic of my cock Keigo: No bitch I'm flat Daddy_risk: no ur not baby Inasg_no: I'd like to use that knife Keigo: Yes I am Daddy_risk: btch ur not flat Shortestbean: Should I eat….. Daddy_risk: yes Ashh: YES Inasg_no: probably Keigo: If you call me a bitch you have to treat me like obe Shortestbean: I will try Keigo: one Inasg_no: YOU BITCH KIKI Inasg_no: now come here ;) Ashh: damn gettin kinky Daddy_risk: brb i need to change, im going to the pool later Keigo: Tay ur gonna dir Keigo: Oh Inasg_no: ik i am Keigo: Can I watch you change Shortestbean: Back with some food Inasg_no: wb Ashh: eat Keigo: Me Shortestbean: Ok…I have cookies, pizza, and fucking mashed potatoes Daddy_risk: back Keigo: out Daddy_risk: no kiki u cant watch Ashh: bet Keigo: damn I didn't get to watch you change Keigo: Why Daddy_risk: later maybe Keigo: Why Daddy_risk: cuz i ddnt get to see dem titties lastnight Keigo: Maybe if you were on Inasg_no: oop Daddy_risk: ill be on at 8:30 your time tonight Keigo: Then you might've got smth Keigo: so 9:30 for you Daddy_risk: u werent on and i fell asleep Daddy_risk: ya 9:30 for me Keigo: I was asleep Shortestbean: I ate a bite of pizza… Inasg_no: nice Keigo: Wow Keigo: amazing Shortestbean: Lol Shortestbean: AND I didn’t throw up Keigo: So sour Daddy_risk: good job, m proud of u bean, now eat another bite Shortestbean: Idk….. Daddy_risk: try Keigo: I'm going to die of sour poisoning Shortestbean: Fine Daddy_risk: NO kiki ur not aloud to fucking die Keigo: Someone give me mouth to mouth and maybe I'll live Daddy_risk: ill giv u cock to mouth Inasg_no: ... Ashh: get a room XD Keigo: That's not mouth to mouth Shortestbean: Yea, no….my body won’t let me Inasg_no: how abt we go get one ash Keigo: Can I watch you two Daddy_risk: gtg be back in like 30 min Keigo: Mk Inasg_no: bye I'll be fucking Kiki whilst you're gone Keigo: Bye baby Ashh: you mean we will be? Daddy_risk: ily kiki bye Inasg_no: yes sorry mommy Keigo: Ima dip so Inasg_no: xya Inasg_no: cya Daddy_risk: ly baby Keigo: Ilym Ashh: bye mommy kei Keigo: https://thumbsnap.com/CUjb9sdB Keigo: Dem tuts Keigo: tits Ashh: cap Keigo: Click the link Ashh: women are hot Toxic_catboy: Yo Keigo: https://thumbsnap.com/ZcKpDXXV Toxic_catboy: Yo ho away we go Keigo: Hi spenc Ashh: hey Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: Hi (anon): GODDAMN WHOS THICC THIGHS OVER THERE Keigo: https://thumbsnap.com/ZcKpDXXV Inasg_no: is that mich Inasg_no: nvm anon not mich Thari: Hi Keigo: Had it been 30 minutes Keigo: Has* Ashh: i could fr send my own and no one would know Inasg_no: i would Inasg_no: seen them before haven't i Inasg_no: I mean wha Ashh: no u havent lmfao Inasg_no: don't be so sure Jug_in_love: Did you ever saw a woman and thought, Damn (anon): Yeah, the McDonald's cashier /C 15:20:28Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: yep i saw tay Inasg_no: awww ash Inasg_no: love you <3 Ashh: bro whoever tf anon is thats a fuckin mood Jug_in_love: The food is not the only reason she got the cash Ashh: tay ik for a fact uve never seen mine (anon): Why are the most random women so pretty? Super model level Jug_in_love: look at your pants Inasg_no: I'm only messing wit you ash lol Jug_in_love: Youre welcome Ashh: although ur like one of the only people id trust with em Jug_in_love: It's testosterone and evolution basically. Males can spread semen meanwhile females suffer for 9 months after he leaves. So consider Inasg_no: aw thanks Jug_in_love: If males weren't that pervert, there would be no humanity and no you, reading this chat Inasg_no: only person to ever see mine is mich Ashh: damn makin me sound like a hoe (anon): And let me tell you, 10/10 Jug_in_love: Lesson 2: Females gain food at the Stone Age by attracting animal-Hunter males, meanwhile males hunt them, yet he doesn't know how to cook food to be editable. Jug_in_love: That's where the cave woman comes in and gather beeries distinguishing what's poisonous and what's not. That's why females can see more color nuances than male. Inasg_no: no ofc not ash lol Jug_in_love: So if your girlfriend is cooking right now after you hunt money, that's naturally intented Daddy_risk: IM BACK Daddy_risk: but kiki isnt here:( Jug_in_love: If you write that in capslock or not, doesn't matter. Why am I here? Jug_in_love: Answer: I am bored. Daddy_risk: welp im getting off, im going to the pool, be back in 9 and a half hours Jug_in_love: No. I have a meeting there. (anon): Jug what happened to you Jug_in_love: Too many seminars Jug_in_love: zoom meetings everywhere Jug_in_love: They asked me questions about how Quantum Mechanics works, like I don't know Jug_in_love: I just don't know, man. Just leave me alone. :( Jug_in_love: brb Keigo: Damn all my mommys are on Ashh: hey mommy Keigo: Hey mommy ash Pafmaster: Bro graduated from the mc Donald’s bathroom 💀 Keigo: https://thumbsnap.com/ZcKpDXXV Inasg_no: excuse you how many of us are there Keigo: 3 Pafmaster: Who's this? Keigo: I take my pills and I'm happy all the time Pafmaster: 192,544 views Inasg_no: who are the 3 Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/Zqr8tKFk/Fuck-Niggers.jpg Pafmaster: Sex is Sex Keigo: Carmel you ash Pafmaster: More ppl in lobby caht than any public game Pafmaster: Which is 0 Inasg_no: have sex wit me Pafmaster Inasg_no: I mean wha Shortestbean: Huh Pafmaster: Woah Keigo: I will rat Keigo: tay Pafmaster: My dick hurts already Keigo: L Pafmaster: Pls don't make so many curves Ashh: shii have sex with me instead tay Pafmaster: L like Lick Keigo: L like loser Pafmaster: L like getting Licked Pafmaster: okok I am a loser Keigo: That's what I thought bitch Pafmaster: Kei convinced me to call myself a loser. Praise Kei Ashh: dommy mommy Keigo: Wait who tf are you Pafmaster: More like "let's just ignore taht Kei called me bitch" Pafmaster: Ben Pafmaster: Like BENnis Ashh: how old r u ben Keigo: ... Pafmaster: What is the gayest name you inagine Pafmaster: 100 Keigo: bennis Pafmaster: My balls are sinking Inasg_no: woah Keigo: L Inasg_no: I'll fuck all of you Ashh: bet Pafmaster: I survived Holocaust. Skill issue Hitler Keigo: Mm mommy come here Inasg_no: at the same time Inasg_no: I mean wha Pafmaster: woah + wha = Inasg_no Shortestbean: My mom just told me to kys Pafmaster: Same mentally Keigo: Oh damn Keigo: l Pafmaster: Don't care Keigo: L Pafmaster: Thats what Kei wants to say Shortestbean: She thinks it means keep yourself safe💀💀💀 Pafmaster: But I care. Come on there are plenty moms in the sea Ashh: shes a shitty mom my moms said the same shit Keigo: LEAVE MOMMY CARMEL ALONE WHORE Pafmaster: Who Pafmaster: Why did she created you in the first place? Ashh: omfg keep yourself safe Pafmaster: so dumb Pafmaster: Why? Is covid there again? Shortestbean: OH NO Keigo: Fr Shortestbean: COCO FELL AGAIN😭 Pafmaster: So we can't see her smashed tits? Keigo: Ima dip again if my bf comes have him email me Pafmaster: I mean Oh noo Pafmaster: I am your BF now Keigo: COCO IS A SPIDER Keigo: Ew no Ashh: i miss nate Shortestbean: MY POOR COCO Keigo: I miss my bf that's not ugly like the loser over there Pafmaster: COCOS Pafmaster: You're right, Kei. I respect all of your decisions /C 15:47:02Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Ima kill ypu Keigo: you Pafmaster: A Pafmaster: NOOO. SHe corrected you Pafmaster: "you" Keigo: Now leave Pafmaster: Ok Pafmaster: Byeeeeeee Ashh: bye pedo Keigo: Fr Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: bck Inasg_no: uh oh my "husband" back Shortestbean: Oop Inasg_no: AHHH Inasg_no: he saying that we been fucking on the floor and balcony 😭😭 Shortestbean: Oop Inasg_no: he's literally 35 💀 /C 16:13:36Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Oh shit Pafmaster: This game sucks Shortestbean: * twerks* Pafmaster: lol same Shortestbean: * twerks* Pafmaster: *twerks* Pafmaster: in depression Shortestbean: * hits him* NO Pafmaster: I wasted so much in my life Pafmaster: But... what solves depression Shortestbean: I AM ONLY ALLOWED TO TWERK Pafmaster: The feeling that all my years are gone Pafmaster: Oh Shortestbean: JK Shortestbean: Slayyyy Pafmaster: Everyone is more successful than I am Pafmaster: I am with a wife which I hate her Shortestbean: * twerks* Pafmaster: I am in no mood Pafmaster: Bean, if you feel useless, what will you do? Inasg_no: aw I'm sorry pafmaster Pafmaster: Watching James Bond movie makes me feel old Shortestbean: I cut myself if I feel usless Pafmaster: Back then it was tv, now it's all Netflix and TikTok twerks Inasg_no: I've never seen James bond Pafmaster: Maybe a whisky and cutting woods Shortestbean: So….. Pafmaster: Exactly, imagine not watching James Bond 007 :( Shortestbean: Yea, I have fresh cuts👍🏼 Pafmaster: Why is cutting themself even a thing? Pafmaster: Like, you just destroy yourself Shortestbean: That’s the whole point Pafmaster: But I want to improve myself and gain my dignity back Pafmaster: I am on my own again Shortestbean: L Pafmaster: You can't insult someone who insults themself Shortestbean: * twerks* Pafmaster: Sounds contradictionary yet if I would call Bean L, they will say "I know" Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: bck Shortestbean: Wb! Pafmaster: What did your dad do when he got depressed and almost gave up? Pafmaster: He created you, a failure but nonetheless , a house, better wife, retirement Shortestbean: My dad died……. Pafmaster: How did he meet your mom? If you want to asnwer (anon): HELLO MOTHAFUCKAS Shortestbean: They were high school sweethearts (anon): wait it logged me out (anon): 1 sec Pafmaster: So I failed at the start Heals: wasgud Heals: we are alive once more Shortestbean: Who is heals? Pafmaster: How did he got a job? Pafmaster: Heals is actually an old player Heals: Person who was gone for a few months Pafmaster: Yop Heals: dont recall you paf Heals: whore you? Shortestbean: He worked at the zoo Pafmaster: If I say my real name, does it matter? Heals: no Pafmaster: Hey. Zoo isn't that bad Inasg_no: HEALSSSSSSSSSS Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Theraphosa_blondi_MHNT.jpg Heals: not really Heals: INASG Inasg_no: I'VE NOT SEEN YOU IN AGES Shortestbean: He bought me coco Heals: WASGUD Inasg_no: LIFE IG WBUU Heals: my school blocked aza but i did a funny Heals: well, my friend did Heals: so we back gamers Heals: and pretty good Heals: the american legal system is fucked beyond belief Inasg_no: at least ya back Inasg_no: fr tho Heals: yeah fair enough... Heals: the voices are back though, which aint good for my mental state Heals: but im alive....! Pafmaster: How exactly is the American legal system a mess? Heals: year and a fucking half long court case that shoulda ended at second hearing Pafmaster: Maybe you can sue the government Heals: but they have to get as much cash as they can eh?! Heals: mediation tmr Heals: and court in september **again** Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Theraphosa_blondi_MHNT.jpg Heals: so we're hangin in there, possibly not for long... Shortestbean: Coco is so cute Heals: cant see imge smh Shortestbean: Hit the link Pafmaster: Tbh the judge determined when court is over Heals: AWW Heals: SPIDER Heals: :D Heals: made my day Heals: thanks dude/dudette Heals: dude Heals: its a fucking custody order Heals: ive said i hated my daqd Heals: dad* Shortestbean: COCO IS SO CUTE Heals: they literally told me my opinions dont matter dawg Heals: im fucking done Heals: anyone down for bombing the pentagon on sunday? Shortestbean: Wanna see Kiki my dog? Heals: sure Heals: :D Pafmaster: How old is Heals? Children's consent truly doesn't matter in law Heals: 16 Pafmaster: Blame the system Heals: yep... Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.3dk9detection.com%2Fnews%2Fwhat-do-police-k9-dogs-do&psig=AOvVaw3bnBH5_qOje5SQistOIfSX&ust=1690994230866000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIDrw8jyu4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Shortestbean: This is what she looks like Heals: im at the age to have a say Heals: but they say no Shortestbean: Hit the link Heals: the one at the top? Heals: or the brown one Shortestbean: The brown one Heals: nic Heals: name? Shortestbean: Kiki Heals: nic Shortestbean: Her name is kiki Heals: yuh Pafmaster: Ok I get it. They do bad job. Yet with no 100% knowledge, who knows why Heals: grammar much Shortestbean: Oh god…..my python got out again Pafmaster: It's so easy to blame your opponent bad yet harder to understand Heals: BRO WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY PETS Heals: tbf i have 4 cats /C 16:40:10Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Heals: but thats beside the point Shortestbean: Sameeee…I have four cats Shortestbean: 1 dog Heals: california is fucked paf. Shortestbean: 3 turles Heals: bro send feline pics Heals: fr Heals: YOOO Shortestbean: 3 snakes Heals: bro why you have so many pets Shortestbean: 5 lepored geckos Heals: how do you feed these fuckers :sob: Shortestbean: Two spiders Heals: is axel still alive? Shortestbean: Yup Heals: oh thatll be nice Shortestbean: You wanna see what I had to check last night? Heals: id like to talk to axel again sometime Heals: sure ig short Heals: what about atomic? Pafmaster: As far as I understand, custody order means financial compensation because of how their children are distributed Shortestbean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:T._Blondi_molt_-_magnified_close_up.jpg Pafmaster: Ofc it's a long trial. It's about money. Heals: yep... Heals: fucking hate this... Heals: hopefully coming back to my mom this september Heals: life's a bitch because of others... Pafmaster: It sucks to have divorced parents hating and throwing eachother problems (If I understood) Pafmaster: Oh your dad is dead. Sry Heals: what? Heals: my dad alive dawg Heals: :skull: Inasg_no: bck btw Inasg_no: not for long tho Pafmaster: Why would Child arrangement exists if not divorced parents Shortestbean: Yea…my dad is dead Heals: just dont divorce smh Pafmaster: Oh. Heals: shrimple Pafmaster: Many reasons to divorce. Yet also many good ones to respect their decision and move on Heals: fair... Pafmaster: Forcing a good relationship is bad and communist I guess Heals: lo Heals: anything bad is communist according to americans Heals: except me apparently Heals: https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Manifesto.pdf Heals: behold Pafmaster: But is it morally bad too? Heals: the entire communist manifesto Heals: by karl marx Heals: on my clipboard Heals: yes and no. Pafmaster: ok communism was too strong for chat Heals: bro communism is great in theory Heals: and noone has actually truly done it Heals: by the books Shortestbean: * twerks* Heals: no Heals: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/886066694425022516/913531186951897108/video0_6.mp4 Shortestbean: * twerks* Heals: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0-8TvhIK7UbNoQPWYkvlz-rQcSpbNCCS1cZmu4TXM3u-EFHYq4HcVz66YgK27FBvQm30:https://cdn3.emoji.gg/default/twitter/pregnant-man.png&usqp=CAU Heals: heck you (anon): heck you in the buns Heals: anon shut the fuc- Shortestbean: * twerks* Heals: me amigo, no Shortestbean: * twerks* Vulpix_axel: OMG HEALS!!! Vulpix_axel: LONG TIME NO SEE!! Heals: AXEL! Heals: HOLY SHIT! Vulpix_axel: HI HEALS!!! Heals: HI Vulpix_axel: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?!?! Heals: WHY ARE WE CAPSLOCKING Heals: WE SHOULD BE CIVILIZED Vulpix_axel: CAUSE I MISSED YOU!! Heals: STILL Vulpix_axel: THAT'S TRUE LOL! Heals: I CANT READ CAPS THAT WELL Shortestbean: Hi axel Vulpix_axel: Hi Bean. Vulpix_axel: Heal's how! It's just capsss!! Shortestbean: Hru Heals: AND IT SEEMS DEGENERATE TO FLOOD THE CHAT WITH ENLARGED LEXICONS Vulpix_axel: I'm sick, but I should be fine. Vulpix_axel: Pfft- Heals: oh shit Heals: hope you get better soon ig Shortestbean: Oop…..coco tried to bite me 😭 Heals: i have a dog named coco Heals: :skull: Shortestbean: Coco is my spider Heals: NK- Nine Circles Heals: i know Vulpix_axel: Thanks Heals. Heals: no need to thank for common courtesy Heals: the voices are back :) Heals: they say i Heals: hi* Heals: brb folks Shortestbean: Ethan is wrapping his body around my neck Shortestbean: One sec Vulpix_axel: GIMME ETHAN NOW!! Shortestbean: Ok, I’m good now Shortestbean: NO Heals: ethan probably tastes good Shortestbean: ….. Vulpix_axel: GIMME HIM!! Shortestbean: Ethan is a snake Shortestbean: My thing keeps crashing Vulpix_axel: GIMME! Shortestbean: NO Heals: yum Shortestbean: MY BROTHER WILL KILL ME Vulpix_axel: TO BAD SO SAD, HE DON'T GOTTA KNOW IT WAS ME! Shortestbean: OH WELL Axilghost68: sup Shortestbean: Hello person Vulpix_axel: Hey Axil!! Axilghost68: heyyyy Shortestbean: She is trying to steal my python😭 Heals: back Axilghost68: oh no Heals: whos axil Axilghost68: me Shortestbean: Idk Heals: axel multiplied dawg :sob: Axilghost68: XD Heals: bro i already ate ethan Axilghost68: i havent been on here in a long ass time. Heals: same Axilghost68: i got caught being on here at school Axilghost68: so i had to get off Heals: ah Axilghost68: for a bit Axilghost68: yea Heals: mine was blocked Axilghost68: dang Heals: byt the boys found a goofy Vulpix_axel: How have you been Axil? Axilghost68: i find lots of unblockers Axilghost68: ive been good Axilghost68: wbu /C 17:06:44Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: bxk Inasg_no: bck Shortestbean: Wb Inasg_no: tyy Pafmaster: WHATS CIVILIZATION? Pafmaster: Too late for this Shortestbean: * twerks* I’m single Pafmaster: *twerks* Not anymore lol Heals: skull Inasg_no: 💀 Pafmaster: 💊💉 Shortestbean: Yas Inasg_no: ayo Inasg_no: what Inasg_no: Shortestbean X Pafmaster Inasg_no: ? Pafmaster: "Yas" - Longestbean Shortestbean: * twerks* Vulpix_axel: ?? Pafmaster: Whos social Media influencer here? Heals: ???? Pafmaster: *twerks back* Heals: me technically Heals: i have like Heals: 20 smth subs on yt Heals: and 16 followers on twitch Pafmaster: How did you got so many views and yet, zero rep spect in court Pafmaster: Its money Heals: fr Heals: actually have 750 or so views on a video Heals: average is over 100 Heals: ong Inasg_no: ARE YALL DATING OR WHAT Pafmaster: Virgin Court VS Chat 750 neutral viewers Heals: no? Heals: aroace if you recall Pafmaster: This is connecting Heals: im so confused Pafmaster: aroace" what a retard word Pafmaster: Sub 4 sub? Heals: boy shut yo squiggily diggily bitchass up bruh Heals: no lmao Pafmaster: Mine is PewDiePie Heals: na na na boutta mfin pop off dude Inasg_no: hahahahha Vulpix_axel: FREDDY! Heals: FAZBEAR Inasg_no: Kruger Heals: na na na imma cook Vulpix_axel: THANK YOU HEALS!! Heals: hold on Heals: kruger is valiud Pafmaster: I can't hold any longer Vulpix_axel: Indeed. Pafmaster: jk. I can Heals: lo Pafmaster: 1 hours UwU IwI Mommies Heals: what Pafmaster: What happens when I don't eat Cordon Bleu with salad? Pafmaster: Asking for a friend Heals: you DIE Heals: dead chat tbh Inasg_no: AHHHHHHHHHHH Shortestbean: * twerks* Inasg_no: *gives pafmaster lap dance* Inasg_no: I have so much fckin energy Shortestbean: * twerks* Heals: what Heals: the fuck am i witnessing\ Heals: with my impure eyes Shortestbean: Heheheheheheehehehehehehehe Pafmaster: I was just gone for 5 mins? Heals: that have seen terrible ass shit Heals: beyond terrib;e Pafmaster: and thx. *lapdances back* Heals: imma dip Heals: bye yall Heals: :wave: Shortestbean: Byeeee Pafmaster: I will dip too *lenny face* Heals: kys Shortestbean: Lol Pafmaster: Wait. I have to lose my virginity Shortestbean: Why Pafmaster: Sex. Obviously Vulpix_axel: SEX! Inasg_no: agreed axel Pafmaster: Sorry. Sex went private /C 17:33:18Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: gyuerilubierke Shortestbean: Logan Shortestbean: I’m not going to bowling this week Shortestbean: I have dancing class today Logan34: oh ok that fine Shortestbean: * twerks* Keigo: Rawt Shortestbean: KEI Shortestbean: HIIIIIII Shortestbean: My thing keeps crashinggggg Inasg_no: hi Shortestbean: Hi tay Inasg_no: hey Logan34: hi tay Oofalladeez: Hello there. Ash has not been on and I know it Shortestbean: She was on Oofalladeez: FUCK Shortestbean: Like three hours ago Oofalladeez: will she be back?.... Inasg_no: she was on for ages Inasg_no: we did a little fucking Shortestbean: Idk Oofalladeez: ... Haha tay Inasg_no: xd Vulpix_axel: NATE JOIN CALL!! Inasg_no: I'm jk if that wasn't clear lol /C 17:59:52Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: I know Rofltop: Eeehhh-Beep-Boopaaaahhh-Eblebelebelbeelbelelebeleb-E-E-E-U-U-U-Uuuuuuu-A-Rhhhhhh-Rhrhrhrhrhhrrhhrhrhrrhrhhr-RhRhRhRhhRhRhRhRh-Uhnnnnn-AHHHHHHHHHH Inasg_no: Sexy Oofalladeez: Ik damn well u not talking to me then XD Rofltop: Why is everyone so horny? Rofltop: *cameldanse* Inasg_no: i could be talking to everyone 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ Logan34: idk why everyone is so horny Rofltop: But you only talk to a few wannabes Hello91: GUYS Hello91: BIG NEWS Rofltop: random capslock. Let's listen to this Hello91: shut the fuck up rofltop you stupid nigger Hello91: anyways Rofltop: 👁👁 Hello91: so like i managed to make tay super jealous Oofalladeez: Oh rlly? Explain nate Hello91: she denying it tho. it's super cute Rofltop: I thought Oof is nate? Oofalladeez: What u mean? Tay has always been cute. Inasg_no: NO YOU DIDNT Oofalladeez: We are both named Nate rofl Inasg_no: YOU DID NOT Inasg_no: im not cute Logan34: i will have to agree tay is pretty cute Rofltop: Omega Bruh (anon): They are both nate Inasg_no: I'm notttt Oofalladeez: U r! Inasg_no: noooo Rofltop: Both Alabama too? Oofalladeez: Hey its not like Im skimping over u im jus stating facts XD Oofalladeez: No other is West Coast Inasg_no: pfft rlly not a fact Oofalladeez: A promise then? Logan34: i know i'm not cute i fucking ugly Oofalladeez: Logan stop talk in about me Rofltop: Hello's news was literally two lines Hello91: oh i made a tinder as an experiment and when she found out i got likes on it she started getting super weird questioning it, asking if i liked them, saying she didn't care but then i started swiping to fuck with her and got a like and she started questioning me even more. i can smell the jealousy through the screen Inasg_no: NATHANIEL Inasg_no: istg XD I'm not jealousss Hello91: Yes darling? Hello91: oh Hello91: no you definitely are Inasg_no: im notttttttttt Hello91: stop lying to yourself dear Inasg_no: i am not jealous -.- Rofltop: How do you know she's lying? Inasg_no: YEAH HOW Inasg_no: HMMM HOW Oofalladeez: ROFL we have known Tay for so long Oofalladeez: I've known her since she joined this website Oofalladeez: Ive been here 6 years my guy Rofltop: So no short explanation for the people? Hello91: tay Inasg_no: I've been here since February:D Inasg_no: naye Inasg_no: nate Hello91: i've spoken with you almost every day Inasg_no: true Hello91: for nearly 6 hours a day Inasg_no: true Rofltop: Nate X Nate Oofalladeez: Lucky bastard XD Inasg_no: agreed rofltop Inasg_no: awwww Hello91: for about 6 or 7 months now Oofalladeez: No Inasg_no: that's sweet Nate number one Rofltop: It's almost incest when just one is from alabama Inasg_no: maybe Nate number 2 Inasg_no: hahahhahaha Inasg_no: i love this guy Hello91: i know just about every tell you have Oofalladeez: SStfu rofl! Inasg_no: you do not Rofltop: Sry but your state is a meme Hello91: yes i do Hello91: i know your most obvious ones Inasg_no: mhmm sure you do Oofalladeez: Do igaf? Rofltop: But no one can top Missisippi after just banning slavery Oofalladeez: Yeah true Rofltop: Like what happened there? Hello91: Fine since tay said she never gets jealous i'm going to share some screenshots of her being extremely jealous Rofltop: Anyways Inasg is jealous because Experts knows Oofalladeez: Actual pics of tay when? XD Rofltop: Azala-Public-Chat-Experts* Rofltop: certified Hello91: oh the pictures i have of tay stay to myself Hello91: those are mine Inasg_no: No Inasg_no: No Inasg_no: NO Inasg_no: NOOOOOO Inasg_no: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Inasg_no: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oofalladeez: Oh really? What kind of pics? ;) XD Inasg_no: oh nooo only mich has seen my tits haha Rofltop: Creative Commons or what copyright license? Inasg_no: HE TOOK A MFING PIC OF ME ON CALL THIS MORNING Rofltop: And did you consent? Inasg_no: HM DID I NATE XD Oofalladeez: Im about to rob a nank Hello91: oh i also have the multiple you've sent me tay Oofalladeez: *bank Keigo: Hey Oofalladeez: Anyone wanna help? Hello91: hi Rofltop: Nank, the alternative Chinese communist bank Oofalladeez: Hi kei Keigo: Hi nate Keigo: Both nates Rofltop: How much is worth robbing a communist Nank? Inasg_no: OML NATE XD Rofltop: Just make multi-identities and you get equally more Keigo: 104 degrees Rofltop: That's right. Fahrenheit be like:^ Keigo: I'm going to die Oofalladeez: "Steal from the rich and give to myswlf!" /C 18:26:26Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Rofltop: The joke was there's an equal amount of money inside the bank as outside Keigo: Ahhhh I need help Rofltop: Just chill and get Welfare Rofltop: The crazy thing is, there are ppl who robbed banks real life Keigo: Don't forget the murderers Rofltop: Like, why didn't they just study and get a high-paid-job. Robbery is soo risky Shortestbean: * twerks* Shortestbean: * dies* Oofalladeez: Buddy im play in Payday 2 Keigo: *joins bean in twerking* Rofltop: *revives Bean* Rofltop: More like Gay, Heeey Rofltop: 4 u Shortestbean: Lol Keigo: I have a boyfriend Rofltop: And I have no one Rofltop: *plays piano* Keigo: Bean be short and lonely Rofltop: Like my dick Rofltop: What a coincidence Shortestbean: Yes I am Rofltop: Yass Shortestbean: I’m single and ready to mingle Rofltop: Let's make a jingle Shortestbean: Oml Keigo: BEAN REMEMBER IM STILL GOING TO KILL YOU FOR EARLYER Rofltop: Shortestbean, like the sobbest wien-er Shortestbean: OH SHIT * I run away* Logan34: i'm also single and no one will care Rofltop: Always there, makes ppl high ohh why Rofltop: That's true Logan unless you're a girl Inasg_no: Rofltop you have meee Keigo: That's right beean Rofltop: Shortestbean, Who will EA n with the Sports Inasg_no: I care Logan Keigo: run away Keigo: I don't Inasg_no: I do Rofltop: The bean in Tace Bell, The bean in my last summer camp Logan34: no i'm not a girl Rofltop: The bean in ... my food Shortestbean: AHHhHhHH Keigo: The last bean period Rofltop: Tahts sad Logan. Less attention for you Rofltop: Bean, Mr. Bean, couple of wean, ask Chean Rofltop: Shortestbean, in short she is clean Shortestbean: * pouts* 🖕🏻 Keigo: Rapper bitch Izzy_blight: It's not true that people will care about you just for being a girl. No one cares about me Izzy_blight: Just a myth Keigo: BEAN IM COMING FOR YOU Rofltop: wow. I can only foscus on one Shortestbean: 🖕🏻 😁 Shortestbean: * I run away* Keigo: Start running Inasg_no: *fucks kiki* Rofltop: Wait *throws flowers* Keigo: 1 Rofltop: 2 Keigo: 3 Rofltop: 4 Hello91: 5 Keigo: here I come Rofltop: ∞ Keigo: Really you two Rofltop: I won Shortestbean: AHHHHHHHH Inasg_no: 10 Inasg_no: 9 Inasg_no: 8 Inasg_no: 7 Inasg_no: 5 Rofltop: ∞ Inasg_no: 4 Inasg_no: 3 Inasg_no: 2 Rofltop: ∞ Inasg_no: 1 Izzy_blight: Hugging Inasg_no: 0 Logan34: what the hell is going on Inasg_no: OMG Rofltop: Nooooo Keigo: Izzy go save bean Rofltop: i like sex but I hate hugging Inasg_no: IZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Rofltop: That's peak gayness Inasg_no: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Izzy_blight: Too lazy Rofltop: Same Inasg_no: I MISSED YOU SM Rofltop: I just die Rofltop: not Izzy_blight: Hey jimmy Rofltop: I survived my laziness Keigo: So will bean she'll die alone Izzy_blight: Do you like hugs Rofltop: *catches bean* How are you? Inasg_no: IZZY I LOVE HUGS AND YOU Inasg_no: YAYYYYY YOURE HERE Keigo: Bean ur lucky I have to go Rofltop: Everyone loves everyone Rofltop: And ppl are surprised how drama happens Logan34: no one loves me well other than my parents Inasg_no: I love you Rofltop: Inags cares if you? Which isn't the Rofltop: Ok now Inasg loves you Rofltop: Does anyone study law here? Izzy_blight: No one studies anything here were all rock stupid Inasg_no: YEAH WE ARE Rofltop: Whatever. Someone robbed an Pharmacy Inasg_no: :D Izzy_blight: i have iq of 2 Izzy_blight: I eat sticks Inasg_no: YOURE SO CUTE Izzy_blight: I touch children inappropriately Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/3JMy6KMj/pro-lgbtq.jpg Izzy_blight: *stalks kids cutely uwu* Inasg_no: AWWWW Keigo: I'm backkkk Inasg_no: she's so cute istg Inasg_no: wbbb /C 18:53:00Tuesday, August 1, 2023 reconstructed: (Someone 2): hi Dtrump: its him Izzy_blight: oh another time: Izzy_blight: wheres Jimmy Izzy_blight: shoes concern of Jimmy later: (Someone): disses Generic (Someone) means: Generic's gf needs a real men, not someone who called himself female (Someone): Thats how small Generic's p is Dtrump: who cares? Generic is gone long ago 09:28:05Wednesday, August 2, 2023 13:28:05Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 13:36:50Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: Back Daddy_risk: HI Shortestbean: Risk! Hiiii Daddy_risk: hru Shortestbean: I'm tired and hungry, what about you? Daddy_risk: nic buzzed rn Shortestbean: Slay Daddy_risk: fr Shortestbean: Lol Daddy_risk: i miss kiki Shortestbean: I know.you do Shortestbean: I miss ash Daddy_risk: nate asked me to tell ash something Shortestbean: What is it? Daddy_risk: that he is going to court rn and that he loves her Shortestbean: Oh shit...I forgot about the court shit Daddy_risk: ya Shortestbean: * twerks* Daddy_risk: *twerks too* Shortestbean: Slay Daddy_risk: *throws it back like a common whore* Shortestbean: Heheheheheehehehehehe Daddy_risk: hhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Daddy_risk: hhaehaehaehae Daddy_risk: jdrgfhshsjhe /C 14:03:23Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh Shortestbean: * dies * Daddy_risk: *resusitates u* Daddy_risk: *kills u again* Shortestbean: Dam Daddy_risk: *brings you back again* Daddy_risk: *force feeds u steak* Daddy_risk: enjoy your food Shortestbean: * throws up* Daddy_risk: ! Daddy_risk: ew clean that up Daddy_risk: NOW Daddy_risk: ! Shortestbean: You made me throw up Daddy_risk: *mumbles under my breath* gross Daddy_risk: CLEAN IT!!! Shortestbean: IT'S NOT MY FAULT Shortestbean: YOU ALREADY KNOW I HAVE A EATING DISORDER Daddy_risk: IDC CLEAN IT UP Daddy_risk: i made u eat cuz u needed to eat Daddy_risk: ! Shortestbean: I already had a bite of pizza tho Daddy_risk: YESTERDAY Shortestbean: EXACTLY Daddy_risk: A BITE ISNT ENOUGH Shortestbean: HOW Daddy_risk: u need more food than that Shortestbean: I can't thooo Oofalladeez: Shit she about to get better food then me. Daddy_risk: fine bean Shortestbean: Not my fault I can't eat..but I will try to drink milk if that makes you feel better Daddy_risk: did kik get back on after i got off lastnight? Oofalladeez: On my way to l Oofalladeez: Idk Oofalladeez: On my way to the courthouse now..... Shortestbean: I wish you luck Oofalladeez: Court atthe wins of the hour..... This may be fhe last time u here from me...... For a long time... Daddy_risk: good luck bro, just tell the truth and what happens is what happens Oofalladeez: At the end of the hour Oofalladeez: Ik.... Still wont be in my favor..... Nothong wver is... Daddy_risk: well i love ya bro, no homo Daddy_risk: dont drop the soap Oofalladeez: Very funny... Daddy_risk: just tryna lighten the mood Shortestbean: * twerks* Oofalladeez: Tell ash to check Pinterest..... Daddy_risk: ok i will Shortestbean: Ok Oofalladeez: Thank u... Daddy_risk: np Daddy_risk: love ya bro ttyl Daddy_risk: no homo Oofalladeez: Ly2 nh Shortestbean: * dies * Oofalladeez: Bye guys....... "You're on your own Azalea Nate out...." Shortestbean: Risk, can you make a game so we can play? I am bored Daddy_risk: i guess Shortestbean: Yay! Ishipwillowandhunter: I have much cock in ass, much regret in heart. /C 14:29:57Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi Daddy_risk: hi ash Daddy_risk: nate said he loves u he is going to court rn Daddy_risk: and he said to check pintrest Inasg_no: hi Ashh: hey TnT Daddy_risk: hi tay Daddy_risk: ash did u see what i said ab nate Ashh: yea 😭 i got to talk to him for a bit b4 he had to go in Daddy_risk: ok Ashh: im so fucking nervous Daddy_risk: ya same Daddy_risk: if he just tells the truth he will be ok Ashh: thats what i told him to do Daddy_risk: same Ashh: i hope his mom burns in hell Daddy_risk: fr she is a bitch Ashh: worst part of all this is today is my moms birthday Daddy_risk: oh well tell her daddy_risk said happy bday Inasg_no: ASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Inasg_no: oh ash Nate said he loves you Ashh: im not telling her that daddy risk said happy birthday XD /C 14:56:30Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: whos the big evil dude from the miles morales movie Daddy_risk: idk Daddy_risk: king pi?n Daddy_risk: pin?* Ashh: black suit, no neck Daddy_risk: ya its king pin Ashh: built like the leaning tower of piza Inasg_ho: . Daddy_risk: fake tay Inasg_ho: bleh Ashh: fake tay? Keigo: I'm alive for the day Daddy_risk: KIKI Daddy_risk: BABY Keigo: HI BABY Keigo: Ima wear my dress today Daddy_risk: did u get back on lastnight? Keigo: No I lost wifi Daddy_risk: ok Keigo: TAY Daddy_risk: i missed u baby Keigo: I missed you too Daddy_risk: i missed u more Keigo: I wanna go back to sleep Daddy_risk: ok go back to sleep baby, love u Keigo: I can't Daddy_risk: why not? Keigo: I get to go see the new house Keigo: brb Daddy_risk: ok Inasg_ho: huh Inasg_ho: fuck i missed kei Daddy_risk: she will be back Inasg_ho: thx Daddy_risk: np Inasg_no: back Daddy_risk: wait a damn min (anon): lol Daddy_risk: THERE IS A FAKE TAY AND FELL FOR IT:((((( Inasg_no: wha?? Daddy_risk: I FELL* Inasg_no: I'm tay :( Daddy_risk: ik Inasg_no: WHERE TJE FAKE ME >:c Inasg_no: THE* Daddy_risk: Inasg_ho: fuck i missed kei Inasg_no: WOWWWWW FAKE ME Inasg_no: could've said I missed fucking kiki Inasg_no: that would be more accurate Inasg_no: get better honestly Daddy_risk: U CANT FUCK MY BBG Inasg_ho: no taebae that's bad Keigo: Back Inasg_ho: bad girl Inasg_ho: wb Daddy_risk: BABY Keigo: Thx Inasg_no: HEY Keigo: and wdym "bad girl" Inasg_no: EXCUSE ME Inasg_no: waitttt Inasg_no: NATE??? Inasg_ho: lmfao yes? Keigo: are you crazy Daddy_risk: nate b? Inasg_no: IS YOU NATE Inasg_ho: crazy about you Keigo: No I'm not Inasg_no: who are youuuu :c Inasg_no: if you're gonna fake me can you at least change to my color pls Keigo: I'm kik Keigo: Kiki Daddy_risk: ik u are abay Daddy_risk: baby* Jul: no idc enough lol Inasg_no: jul was that you? Keigo: Tay are you sick Jul: pewwwwww Jul: ow whhat Inasg_no: me? Eh I felt sick yesterday but not today Keigo: Well your acting weird Inasg_no: that other was a fake kiki Inasg_no: their name was inasg_ho Keigo: Nope never saw them Jul: it was nate Inasg_no: wth? Inasg_no: im literally gonna screenshot it then Jul: dumbass Keigo: Nice Keigo: JUL BE NICE Jul: jo Inasg_no: no ik it was you jul not nate Jul: nice Daddy_risk: ily kei Jul: this good keigo? Keigo: Ilym Daddy_risk: im bored Jul: ki-yo Keigo: No be nice to everyone and don't call me that Keigo: Call me kei Jul: bruh Jul: ju- yuh Jul: i love everyone ahh Jul: i get the screenshots Jul: its fine /C 15:23:04Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: ig Inasg_no: jul you okay? Daddy_risk: I HAVE A REALLY BAD CRAMP IN MY LEG RN Keigo: L Daddy_risk: wow Inasg_no: IM SORRY IG Daddy_risk: it hurts Keigo: L Daddy_risk: baby stop "L"ing me Keigo: Why Daddy_risk: it hurts my soul Keigo: It's payback for not being on yesterday Daddy_risk: fair point Daddy_risk: the cramp is gone Keigo: Nice Keigo: Brb Daddy_risk: same brb Daddy_risk: back Inasg_no: wb Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/e6/79/21/e67921f5f36c7f80b9193768eeeb5319.jpg Daddy_risk: no ash Keigo: Back Daddy_risk: YAY Ashh: https://media.giphy.com/media/1wpMxkZXaoTKIBF6ED/giphy.gif Keigo: https://us05web.zoom.us/j/4285399683?pwd=GJzNSE4kPZEnywwlalbKmafKY6rF5i.1 Keigo: I just ripped my pants Daddy_risk: u made a call? Keigo: No Keigo: its last nights call Daddy_risk: oh it wont work, ill make one Keigo: Ok Daddy_risk: https://us05web.zoom.us/j/88630431605?pwd=5JxYa3PnDb0RSVF82TQf61gwlaSv97.1 Toxic_catboy: Banana Inasg_no: SPENCER Chinga: Where does Satan fit into this picture, and what is the ultimate goal of the Jesuits, the so-called Society of Jesus? (anon): https://thumbsnap.com/e3HXQhAR?src=tsd Oofalladeez: hey guys Oofalladeez: Got some news.... Chinga: Satan? Oofalladeez: IM NOT GOING TO JAIL! Chinga: Why were you threatened to go to jail in the first place? Oofalladeez: none of your business. The people I want to know know Oofalladeez: Unless I missed Spencer Chinga: Did you told public about this before? Chinga: If yes, then it's unfair :( Ashh: yeah well he said its none of your buisness Ashh: back tf off :) Daddy_risk: probation? Oofalladeez: I told only my closest friends on here Oofalladeez: NONE Chinga: Just them? Chinga: No other strangers? Oofalladeez: jus good behaviour until 11/25 Daddy_risk: any consiquenses? Ashh: THATS GREAT Oofalladeez: 150 dollar couet costs Chinga: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Daddy_risk: expected Inasg_no: CONGRATSSSSSSS Ashh: risk can i use that meme now? Chinga: If Oof goes to jail, maybe he deserved it Oofalladeez: What meme Daddy_risk: ig Oofalladeez: FUCK u I didnt Oofalladeez: I would admit it if I did Chinga: Who says Oof is innocent and the court always wrong? Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/e6/79/21/e67921f5f36c7f80b9193768eeeb5319.jpg Chinga: Oh Oofalladeez: XD Oofalladeez: Hehe ashh Chinga: Ass Shortestbean: I'm back Ashh: HEY Shortestbean: My mom made me do chores and then I had to feed all my animals Shortestbean: ASH Shortestbean: HI Ashh: HEY Ashh: https://files.catbox.moe/or1a8y.mp4 Daddy_risk: m going to go coock lobster tail ill tell u guys how it goes Inasg_no: HEY CARMAN Ashh: coock Shortestbean: HIIII Daddy_risk: cook Ashh: loll pls do tho that sounds good Shortestbean: * twerks* Inasg_no: *lap dances* Ashh: damn i want a lap dance XD Shortestbean: Imma try to eat Shortestbean: Coco fell again Inasg_no: *gives ash a lap dance* Inasg_no: hehehehhehe /C 15:49:38Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: HELL YEA XD Inasg_no: hahahaha Shortestbean: * dies * Inasg_no: *gives "mouth to mouth"* ;) Oofalladeez: Hey no Shortestbean: Hehehehehehe Oofalladeez: No one meases with my ash 😠 Shortestbean: To late ;) Shortestbean: I mean wha Ashh: XD Ashh: mommy? Shortestbean: Yes? Ashh: i mean whaa Shortestbean: Oop Ashh: lmfao Inasg_no: hahahaha nate Inasg_no: too late Inasg_no: the lil angry emoji at the enddddd Shortestbean: Lol Ishipwillowandhunter: I have the horny someone suck me Ishipwillowandhunter: I mean kill me Daddy_risk: im cooking rn Ashh: bet Ashh: i mean no Inasg_no: MICHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Shortestbean: Lmao Ishipwillowandhunter: Hello darling Inasg_no: haiiiii :)) Ashh: HEY MICH Inasg_no: hehehe i have so much energy i want to bounce around Ashh: i got something u can bounce on bbg Shortestbean: * dies * Ashh: t trampoline ofc Ashh: *gives mouth to mouth* Shortestbean: Elsewhere- cardi-B Shortestbean: Eowwww* Daddy_risk: this is going to be so good Inasg_no: BET Daddy_risk: lobster tail Daddy_risk: yummmmm Inasg_no: never had it Ashh: bro u tyrna share tho? Shortestbean: * gags* Inasg_no: *cums* Shortestbean: Before you make me throw up again.... Daddy_risk: no ash m not sharing Inasg_no: *moans* Daddy_risk: im Shortestbean: Pop Ashh: FUCK Shortestbean: Oop* Inasg_no: ME Inasg_no: NOOO Ashh: IM HUNGRY Inasg_no: me too :c Shortestbean: SAME Shortestbean: But I can't eat👍🏼 Inasg_no: SAME Daddy_risk: well m not sharing, go spend 6 dollars per oz of lobster yourself Inasg_no: it was only 6 dollars for a lobster? bruh that would be like £20 here or smth :(( Daddy_risk: per 3 oz* Daddy_risk: no just the tail and its PER 3 OZ Inasg_no: ALR CALM IT Inasg_no: still even the tail would be abt £15 Inasg_no: brexit smh Daddy_risk: MY WATER WONT FUCKING BOIL Shortestbean: * passes out* Ishipwillowandhunter: *helicopter dick* Inasg_no: *cums in mich* Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: . Daddy_risk: *cums in kiki* Shortestbean: And I oop Shortestbean: * dies * Keigo: Gtg ttyl Shortestbean: By kei Inasg_no: cya Shortestbean: * twerks* Ashh: *tackles her* Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehe Ashh: PUT YA ASS AWAY Inasg_no: WENT INTO THE CLUB JS TO GET A LITTLE CLISER TO MYSELF AND I Inasg_no: DISCOVERED THINFS I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW Ishipwillowandhunter: Sorry if anyone pmed me I didn't see Shortestbean: WHYYY Inasg_no: BALH BALH Daddy_risk: LOBSTER IS DONE!!!! Ashh: GIVE ME SOME U FERILE MONKEY Ashh: pls Shortestbean: * twerks anyway* Inasg_no: WALK GOT A LITRLE DAR SO I HOPPED INTO A TAXI RHAT SMELT LIKE VINEGAR Inasg_no: STAINS THAT SHOWED WHAT'S IN THE GIRL BEFORE Toxic_catboy: Banana Inasg_no: SPENCER Toxic_catboy: TAY /C 16:16:12Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Toxic_catboy: Wassup bb gurl Inasg_no: nothing much tbh, wbu sexy? Toxic_catboy: Tired Toxic_catboy: Im waiting for wz to update Inasg_no: ooh okay nice!! Inasg_no: :D Inasg_no: missed ya btw Scala: hi Scala: and bye hehe Toxic_catboy: UwU Scala: how u doin? Toxic_catboy: I missed u 2 Inasg_no: hehe Inasg_no: OwO Toxic_catboy: Sup scala Scala: sup Toxic_catboy: Im gud wbu Shortestbean: Hi person Toxic_catboy: Sup beaner Inasg_no: AND IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE WHY SONT WE GO Oofalladeez: XD Inasg_no: TALK ABT IT SOMEWHERE ONLY QE KNOW Toxic_catboy: -_- Inasg_no: heh i got nates Spotify login c:< Toxic_catboy: Lol Oofalladeez: Wat Oofalladeez: How did u get that Inasg_no: not you lol Inasg_no: Other Nate Oofalladeez: Oh Toxic_catboy: Nobudy finna fuk with my music Oofalladeez: U don't wanna listen to my crazy ass shit XD Inasg_no: he made a playlist for meh but I don't have premium and it kept shuffling so I didn't know where I was up to so he gave me his login so it won't be shuffled Inasg_no: lmfao Toxic_catboy: Simp Oofalladeez: Bitch I love auto shuffle! Ashh: oooooo gimme it lmfao Oofalladeez: XD Daddy_risk: omg that was so good Inasg_no: nu I'm not a simp Oofalladeez: No Nate is the fuckin sump Oofalladeez: *simp Inasg_no: wow risky you js hate ash Inasg_no: lmao Inasg_no: HAS ANYONE HEARD NATE OOF NATE SPEAK Toxic_catboy: On acc of the 800 songs in my playlis shuffle is good Oofalladeez: Risky we finna fight XD Oofalladeez: Tay u have me ignored! Inasg_no: lmao nice Inasg_no: no I donttt Ring: merp Toxic_catboy: RING Inasg_no: HWY EING Daddy_risk: why are we going to fight? Oofalladeez: Oh Inasg_no: HEY RING* Ring: hi guys :> Ashh: RINGGG Oofalladeez: You said u hste ash XD Toxic_catboy: Wz needs an update ring Toxic_catboy: Mw2 Daddy_risk: no i didnt Oofalladeez: Hey ring. How's maysi? Um havin trouble with discord again:( Ring: may is good :> Toxic_catboy: Isnt maysi just fen-_- Oofalladeez: Good :) shes a sweet girl Oofalladeez: No she isnt Daddy_risk: i just sad im not sharing my lobster tail Toxic_catboy: Im not conviced Inasg_no: oo Sherlock Spencer Oofalladeez: Spencer I done looked into it. Shes not Fenti.... Fenti is gone..... Inasg_no: Incest Nate, ash wanted risky to share his lobster then he came back saying mm that was so good and I said you js hate ash don't you xd because he was bragging he didn't say he hated her lol Toxic_catboy: :< Oofalladeez: DONT EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN U BRI'ISH CUNT Oofalladeez: Ash u can have some of my lobster bisque Oofalladeez: Im at Newks Oofalladeez: Aka Nukes Shortestbean: * gags* Toxic_catboy: I have fried rice Oofalladeez: I got the launch codes and lunch codes Shortestbean: * gags* Toxic_catboy: Fall out 4 Oofalladeez: New vegas Oofalladeez: Degenerates like you belong on a cross Oofalladeez: Be back later foods here Inasg_no: INCEST NATE Ashh: tay stop Inasg_no: fried rice is amazing ngl Toxic_catboy: Fried rice Shortestbean: * gags * Daddy_risk: back Daddy_risk: that lobster was good Toxic_catboy: Congrats Inasg_no: cya Toxic_catboy: Brb Toxic_catboy: 30 min Daddy_risk: i miss kiki Shortestbean: * dies * Keigo: NOOOOO Ring: *turns on ps4 controller* Keigo: DAMN LOL Daddy_risk: KIKI Shortestbean: WHO IS PLAYING GAMES?! Keigo: Hi Daddy_risk: baby im sorry i was cooking Daddy_risk: i wasnt giving u atention:( Ring: LET HIM COOK!!! Keigo: And I'm going to die soon Daddy_risk: NO BITCH U CANT DIE Daddy_risk: UR MY BBG U CANT FUCKING DIE Ring: get a room you two Keigo: If you call me a bitch treat me like one Ring: -_- Daddy_risk: ok come to ohio so i can treat u like one Daddy_risk: i love u baby Daddy_risk: damn shes gone Ring: l Ring: o Ring: v Ring: e Ring: i Ring: s Ring: v Ring: e Ring: r Ring: y Ring: c Ring: o Ring: o Ring: l Ring: a Ring: n Ring: d Ring: h Ring: a Ring: r Ring: d Daddy_risk: yup Shortestbean: Hehehehehehe Daddy_risk: but its fun too Shortestbean: Every man I dated left me 👍🏼 Daddy_risk: try women Daddy_risk: then u can eat something Shortestbean: HEY Daddy_risk: what Shortestbean: No women Ashh: yeah try women ;) XD Daddy_risk: fine dont take my advise Ashh: dont listen to her shes gay for me lol Ashh: cya guys Shortestbean: True Shortestbean: I mean wha Daddy_risk: just saying if men keep on leaving u try better men or try women Daddy_risk: ring does both Ishipwillowandhunter: Wait tox you play wz? What's your k/d ratio? Shortestbean: Back (anon): https://thumbsnap.com/i/e3HXQhAR.mp4 Shortestbean: * twerks* Daddy_risk: ima go watch porn cya guys later Ring: man has no shame Ring: :\ /C 16:42:46Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: WHAT Ring: wdym what? Oofalladeez: Oh she gone XD Oofalladeez: So is Ash. My queue to leave Oofalladeez: Catch u later guys Inasg_no: bck Shortestbean: Wbbb Ring: wb Inasg_no: thxxx Daddy_risk: i want head Ring: np Ring: bruh Daddy_risk: no not from u Ring: we were having a normal convo Ring: TwT Inasg_no: i want to be not single I think? idk Inasg_no: I'm confusing myself Inasg_no: like usual Daddy_risk: date someone then Inasg_no: SPREAD RO FQLLINF LEAVES NOW THEYRE RIGHT UPON ME Inasg_no: nah Inasg_no: maybe Inasg_no: isk Inasg_no: idk Daddy_risk: ok back to porn brb Inasg_no: um Inasg_no: alr Ring: bro Daddy_risk: what ring Inasg_no: hey ring!!! Ring: why do you have to be so straight forward Inasg_no: me? Ring: TwT Ring: no risk Inasg_no: sorry ig =/ Inasg_no: oh okie Ring: also Ring: hi :> Daddy_risk: im bad with social ques, and i have no filter Ring: ik Inasg_no: hruu? Ring: im good wbu? Inasg_no: eh Ring: why eh? Inasg_no: my stomach is killing me Ring: why? Inasg_no: ive ate barely anything=/ Logan34: fibvrivbhfrihruv Ring: then eat :/ Shortestbean: Hsjsisjdndjdjdjdj Logan34: carm gets me Inasg_no: HEY LOGAN Inasg_no: can't Ring: why not? Shortestbean: I have a eating disorder Inasg_no: reasons Logan34: what tay Ring: oki i gtg Inasg_no: I js saying hi sheesh Logan34: oh then hello tay Inasg_no: hi ig /C 17:09:19Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: im back Shortestbean: Wb Oofalladeez: I miss ash :( Daddy_risk: i miss kei Inasg_no: wb Oofalladeez: I eanted to spend all day eith her :( Inasg_no: i miss no one :D Inasg_no: actually no Inasg_no: I miss mich and Nate Oofalladeez: Awww I know u dont mean me XD Inasg_no: you're right here dummy xd Toxic_catboy: Sup Oofalladeez: The sky Toxic_catboy: -_- Logan34: my anxiety Oofalladeez: My blood pressure Daddy_risk: hard dicks and air planes Toxic_catboy: -_- Inasg_no: .-. Shortestbean: *twerks* Toxic_catboy: There is alot of mw2 gameplay on Pornhub Daddy_risk: fr Daddy_risk: i want more lobster Oofalladeez: Mfs still use the hub Inasg_no: wha Toxic_catboy: Im on a call with ring and we fuckin around Daddy_risk: send the link Toxic_catboy: On ps i cant Daddy_risk: ok Oofalladeez: Fuck PS join Xbox Toxic_catboy: No munny Oofalladeez: All me and my homies hate Sony Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/LDBTaim4.mp4 Daddy_risk: brb me hungy Toxic_catboy: Ok Daddy_risk: back Inasg_no: lmao nate Daddy_risk: ps is better tbh Toxic_catboy: Bored Assmaster: https://assets2.rave.dj/videos/617e096d-01f3-48ac-b8ee-9af7f5861d24720.mp4 Daddy_risk: bb again Daddy_risk: brb* Vulpix_axel: ... Shortestbean: AXEL! Vulpix_axel: Hiya. Shortestbean: Hiii /C 17:35:53Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: hru? Inasg_no: boo Shortestbean: I'm good....what about you? Vulpix_axel: I'm still sick so.. Vulpix_axel: Hi Tay! Toxic_catboy: Axel Vulpix_axel: Tox!!! Daddy_risk: im back Toxic_catboy: :> Inasg_no: hi axelll Toxic_catboy: Any1 got wz 2 Inasg_no: SEXY Daddy_risk: no:( Daddy_risk: i dont have my ps4 rn Toxic_catboy: Bb gurl ;) Daddy_risk: another 45 days and i should get it back Toxic_catboy: Y not risk? Toxic_catboy: Tf Vulpix_axel: Riskyy! Daddy_risk: i got it taken away bc had bad grades ab 6 months ago Inasg_no: hehe Daddy_risk: i haven seen it since Toxic_catboy: Sux Daddy_risk: fr Toxic_catboy: I taught myself the bassline for feel good inc :> Daddy_risk: cool Vulpix_axel: 0w0 Toxic_catboy: Something is wrong with my pickups Toxic_catboy: Specifically for tje 1st string Oofalladeez: Maybe all parts of them? XD Vulpix_axel: Cum. Inasg_no: HEY WE MATCHING SEXY XD Oofalladeez: Kill Vulpix_axel: Semen. Logan34: axel why Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Ishipwillowandhunter: Ooo yes I have wz2, what's your k/d? Oofalladeez: Shit Vulpix_axel: *hugs Mich* Michh! Inasg_no: k/d? Inasg_no: kills/deaths? Inasg_no: that's a guess Oofalladeez: Yes Oofalladeez: Smart girl Oofalladeez: U get a cookie Inasg_no: YAYYYY Daddy_risk: ima take a nap, if my bbg gets back on tell her for me Inasg_no: :D Inasg_no: okie Daddy_risk: ty Oofalladeez: But sadly u dont call then cookies... U call them biscuits :( Oofalladeez: And crumpets Inasg_no: ofc Inasg_no: hahahaha Inasg_no: crumpets are very different to biscuits Vulpix_axel: Indeed they are. Oofalladeez: Taylor, you have never had Southern biscuits and gravy. Vulpix_axel: Yummyyy. Inasg_no: lmfaoo Inasg_no: that sounds disgusting Vulpix_axel: It's yummy. >=( Oofalladeez: **** you. Biscuits and gravy are the best thing since sliced bread. Oofalladeez: XD. Vulpix_axel: Agreed brother. Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/x16C1kZb/4.jpg Inasg_no: oml Oofalladeez: Oh shit shes immortal Logan34: we are all fucked Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/s2JJXJr4/ae1f760cf4943a6609f6273a065185c9.jpg Oofalladeez: I'm mad at Rock Band 4. Logan34: bruh please be patient i have autism Oofalladeez: They added all of my favorite songs except for one. Oofalladeez: They pre had centuries. I bought love from the other side. My songs Know What you Did in the dark and thanks for the memories. Oofalladeez: They don't have the Phoenix. Oofalladeez: How ******* dare they not have that song? Inasg_no: LANGUAGE Oofalladeez: You are a brick tied to me that's dragging me down. Strike a match and I'll burn you to the ground. We are the Jackal lanterns in July setting fire to the sky. He he comes this horizon tide. So come on. Put on your war paint. Oofalladeez: Ohh ha ha Tay ******* Captain America over here. Oofalladeez: Or should I say Captain Carter, since you're a British? Biatch. Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/mgjwZwRN/Fa8fa9-NXEAAx-AEa.jpg Oofalladeez: Schtewpid innit luv?Ohr mental Inasg_no: sorru Inasg_no: sorry /C 18:02:27Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: XD Inasg_no: in my defense Inasg_no: you're American Inasg_no: That's my defense Oofalladeez: We gonna have another Boston Tea Party up in this *****. Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088433355856560148/1136358757593526362/DOOM_-_Master_Boot_Record.mp4 Inasg_no: . Oofalladeez: AGGGGHHHHHHWUBDAGAH Daddy_risk: im back Inasg_no: wb Daddy_risk: ty Oofalladeez: MOBSET? Daddy_risk: ? Oofalladeez: MOBSEY? Oofalladeez: EMSWOSCOWSKADIDDLE Oofalladeez: WORT WORT WORT Inasg_no: NATE ARE YOU HIGH/DRUNK Chinga: My mom is bad too Oofalladeez: No, I am an Elite from Halo. Oofalladeez: Sangheili. Chinga: And ppl wonder why I see Halo as a bad German copycat Oofalladeez: ***** we finna fight Oofalladeez: I'm gonna finish the fight. Chinga: Their game name is literally Halo aka Hello Oofalladeez: OK, I'll accept that joke. Oofalladeez: I thought some **** was about to go down. Chinga: Just Oof? Oofalladeez: I go by Oof or Deez. Chinga: Dez Oofalladeez: I'm trying to join a clan that doesn't consider themselves a clan right now. Oofalladeez: TBA 6. Oofalladeez: TBA6 Oofalladeez: but my ******* discord won't Chinga: Can we mention **********? Oofalladeez: I'm using a head headset. Oofalladeez: I'm using voice to text and it's automatically censoring my words. Chinga: I am giving head Chinga: why Oofalladeez: I don't know why. Chinga: There's a trend going on here Chinga: less text and more voice. It's concerning Chinga: I am the last original text-typer Chinga: say goodbye, chat Oofalladeez: No, I was an original text guy. I've been here for six years, man. Chinga: But then you changed Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/T2Sm9s24/482-FFC7-A-7954-411-E-B4-CA-86-C506-B4-B11-F.jpg Oofalladeez: ohh i haven't changed i'm just on my xbox so it's easier to type with my voice instead of with a ******* remote with a joystick Oofalladeez: Whenever I'm on a laptop, I just use the laptop. Oofalladeez: Same with the phone. Chinga: I guess I have to adapt Oofalladeez: You don't have to. No one ******* changes on here much. Chinga: The only difference between you and me is the dot Chinga: at the end of the sentence Oofalladeez: Ash, baby. Ashh: whats goin on Oofalladeez: Love you. That's what's going on. Chinga: Virgin Ash, baby. VS Chad ash baby Oofalladeez: Ohh trust me, if it wasn't for voice to text, it would be all caps, no punctuation. Oofalladeez: Like so. Oofalladeez: ASH BABY Ashh: anyone seen ring we were supposed to play smthn together Oofalladeez: Gags Fortnite. Chinga: play UwU Ashh: not fortnite lol Oofalladeez: roblox Ashh: play with my nuts Oofalladeez: no baby girl how about you play with mine Oofalladeez: XD Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134852973349060689/1136363063419875328/black_mozart.mp4 Ashh: no babe i have a playstation i play apex and overwatch and shit Oofalladeez: I know what I'm getting you for your birthday if I have enough money. Ashh: wat Oofalladeez: A proper console. In Xbox. Oofalladeez: XD Ashh: playstations better Oofalladeez: how dare you i'm using xbox to talk to you right now Ashh: i prefer ps4 over evrything ive played on so far Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/2SN0HyjM/Nintendo.jpg Daddy_risk: ps is better Ashh: exactly Oofalladeez: **** Sony. All me and my homies hate Sony. Ashh: babe even pc is better than xbox Oofalladeez: Yeah, that's true. PC's better than everything, though. Daddy_risk: thats a no brainer Assmaster: yes Daddy_risk: pc is S teir Ashh: true Oofalladeez: Xbox is A tier and PlayStation is C tier. Ashh: hmm nintendo switch is better than xbox Ashh: playstation is amazing Oofalladeez: Nintendo Wii is S here. Ashh: have u tried ps5 Oofalladeez: PlayStation sucks. Oofalladeez: Yes, I have. I don't ******* get it at all. Oofalladeez: All these shapes for buttons instead of letters. Daddy_risk: nah xbox is better than switch Oofalladeez: On console you can say risk is by. Ashh: bro its literally great the graphics are top tier and everything about it is fucking perfect Oofalladeez: Bi Oofalladeez: He plays with a PlayStation controller on X cloud. Oofalladeez: Ah, but you get better games on Xbox. Oofalladeez: And the best part about it? You don't even need an Xbox to play Xbox games. Ashh: like what? Oofalladeez: Halo. Gears of War. Ashh: *gaGS* Ashh: ew Ashh: halo is ass Oofalladeez: you only played the roblox version Ashh: babe i used to have an xbox Ashh: it sucked ass Oofalladeez: Why did you get rid of it? We could have played together, babe. Oofalladeez: We could have had parties all the time, Xbox parties. Oofalladeez: We could talk all day and all night. Oofalladeez: would you give xbox another chance Oofalladeez: Would you, babe? Ashh: probably not and if i did id have to buy another my cousin has it now Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088433355856560148/1136364825698639882/chad_pc.mp4 Ashh: now if youll excuse me ima go play on my amazing playstation Oofalladeez: No. /C 18:29:01Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: stay with me Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063935451347550445/1108887661055324190/F.E.A.R._2023.05.18_-_23.32.01.31.mp4 Inasg_no: ohh it's ash and Nate I thought Nate was talking to himself for this long bc of the same colour Ashh: hes not that crazy Ashh: if yall see ring tell him to get his ass on his plaststation Ashh: playstation Vulpix_axel: CUM! Ishipwillowandhunter: PlayStation is better by far and pc is supreme ruler. Fuck everyone else Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/0yFKGWYC/Playstation.jpg Daddy_risk: damn still no kiki Chinga: Still talking about Oofs Xbox text-to-speech Daddy_risk: :( Chinga: Guys, Quantum-Super-Computer Inasg_no: you can fuck me mich Vulpix_axel: 0-0 Daddy_risk: i might go buy some detox kits so i can smoke again Inasg_no: !9 Inasg_no: no Daddy_risk: why Daddy_risk: WHY!? Vulpix_axel: LA PUNTA! Daddy_risk: what was my still born brothers name? Daddy_risk: _____ (anon): Jonathan Daddy_risk: no it was fetus (anon): Why Daddy_risk: lol idk (anon): “ hold up I have to pick up fetus” Daddy_risk: na he was still born (anon): Ik Daddy_risk: boi never got to breath, he was born as a corpse (anon): Ones fetus stoped being himself he stoped living (anon): So be yourself while you can kin (anon): Kid* Daddy_risk: i want food (anon): Cook him up Daddy_risk: lmfao (anon): Put him to use Daddy_risk: nah ima go look at the dominos menu brb /C 18:55:34Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: i just ordered wings Inasg_no: hi Daddy_risk: hi tay Inasg_no: hru Daddy_risk: hungry Inasg_no: nice Daddy_risk: i just ordered wings from dominoes Inasg_no: I've had dominos once in my life Inasg_no: Store bought pizzas are much better Daddy_risk: how do you live, never had lobster, only had dominoes once, never tried sushi Daddy_risk: u have had no life so far Daddy_risk: how old are u tay Inasg_no: I've tried sushi Inasg_no: I'm in love with it Daddy_risk: ok good Inasg_no: 17 Inasg_no: lobsters expensive shush Inasg_no: And I haven't had a lottt of fastfood Daddy_risk: 17 FUCKING YEARS AND YOU HAVE ONLY HAD DOMINOES ONCE Inasg_no: lmao Inasg_no: yeah lol Inasg_no: I've had subway once Inasg_no: McDonald's a lot (anon): How? Inasg_no: KFC twice Inasg_no: Wendy's once Daddy_risk: WTF SUBWAY TOO Inasg_no: lmao Inasg_no: I tried subway for the first time this year Daddy_risk: AND ONLY TWICE FOR KFC Inasg_no: Or was it late last year Inasg_no: lmao Inasg_no: I've not had a fuck lot of things lol Daddy_risk: gingy is coming to my house Inasg_no: LUCKY Daddy_risk: hes here Inasg_no: I WANNA SPEAK TO HIM Daddy_risk: he said hi Inasg_no: tell him he's sexy Daddy_risk: he said ik ;) Inasg_no: hehe Daddy_risk: he sad u too Daddy_risk: said* Inasg_no: I'm not but thanks gingy <3 Daddy_risk: lol Oofalladeez: Until further notixe I am honeless again and because of that I may be arrested.... I fucking love this family... Daddy_risk: damn /C 19:22:08Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: Nate :( Inasg_no: I'm so so sorry you dont deserve this Inasg_no: you can always talk to me Oofalladeez: I know... Oofalladeez: I have to conserve my time.... I'll give updates if I can... Daddy_risk: ok cya Inasg_no: okay ly Daddy_risk: im going to ginges house cya later Inasg_no: lucky shit Oofalladeez: Someone kill me Inasg_no: Absolutely never Oofalladeez: Please... Inasg_no: never nate Oofalladeez: Please let me die... I cant take it anymore... Im just a burden on y'all and a target to my family (anon): Maybe just... Off yourself then? Seems easier than having friends kill you Oofalladeez: I dont have the balls to do it Inasg_no: you're not a burden Nate Inasg_no: You literally don't know how many times you made me laugh on call /C 19:48:42Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 20:15:16Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: dead ass chat Inasg_no: HEY DJ Djshrimpdick: Hi Gingerbreadman: Huh Gingerbreadman: Tayyyyyy /C 20:41:49Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: GINGYYYYYYYYYY Inasg_no: heyyyy /C 21:08:23Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Faker: i just wish that i could find someone that does more than pad the hole... i wish i could do something right Dtrump: I can do drywall. /C 21:34:56Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: Tay left didnt she..... Oofalladeez: And Ash is gone for now... Oofalladeez: Everyone is gone... Dtrump: possibly Oofalladeez: Eh ur here but I csnt talk to u bout this shit no offense Dtrump: Personal life stuff or other stuff? Oofalladeez: Yes Dtrump: Yeah I am not here to here or know peoples business. Oofalladeez: Hey risk... Oofalladeez: When did tay leave?.... Daddy_risk: has kiki been on? Oofalladeez: Idk... Oofalladeez: Ive been talking to my sister in law... One more FUCK up im out... Oofalladeez: And it could be anything Daddy_risk: what did u even do? Daddy_risk: was it just bc u had court? Logan34: https://thumbsnap.com/i/6aokB6PB.mp4 Oofalladeez: I shouldnt have laughed at that. I almost jus ended up at one. Daddy_risk: lol Logan34: bruh wtf Oofalladeez: Its true... Logan34: oh you probably said amongus 68 times then and i'm sorry about that no joke like damn Oofalladeez: No I forgot to shit in the sink thats what saved me 😒 Logan34: yeah you right Oofalladeez: Risk text me. I nees to see if I receive text messages. Daddy_risk: ok one sec Oofalladeez: Let me know when u did it Daddy_risk: just sent it Oofalladeez: Got it Daddy_risk: ok Oofalladeez: Then Idk whats up with discord Oofalladeez: Ill check later Oofalladeez: Text me if tay or ash gets on. Daddy_risk: ok /C 22:01:30Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: My Izzy been on? Daddy_risk: idk i just got on Izzy_blight: I just finishing watching fight club for the first time in 10 years Logan34: i'm lonely hooray Izzy_blight: I'm sorry to hear that, would it help if I stripped you of your sense of individuality? Logan34: sure i don't mind Izzy_blight: You have no name. No country. No home. No flag. No government. You are not a special snowflake with your picture in the paper. You are not even real. You are a figment of your own imagination. All that you are is a lie. A lie that you tell yourself and others so that you can feel like you belong. Like you have worth. But you don't. No one does. We're all part of the same decaying organic compost heap. Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/3Rnb18ps/a.jpg Daddy_risk: goddamn izzy u finna make me cry Mik35: jallo? Daddy_risk: i feel so un special Mik35: pups Izzy_blight: Sorry do you need a hug i feel bad Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/iUsRpNTd.mp4 Daddy_risk: no im good Izzy_blight: Ok 🫡 Logan34: oh shit well i thought i had nothing left to lose but i was wrong Daddy_risk: izzy u are strange but its fun Logan34: now if you'll excuse me i'm going to jump off a building now Izzy_blight: Sorry I feel really bad. My alter ego Mr. Wafffles typed all that, Logan you are special and important and I care about you /C 22:28:03Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Izzy_blight: I will put your picture in my newspaper Daddy_risk: lol Daddy_risk: i miss kiki Logan34: umm mr. waffles not gonna ask and the me killing myself wasn't me either that was mr. muffin Izzy_blight: Oh understandable Izzy_blight: My friend has an alter ego too his name is Mr. Pancakes Izzy_blight: Hes very flat Logan34: finally someone who gets it the therapists gave up on me the second i said the name Izzy_blight: Well luckily I'm not a therapist I'm just a rapist Izzy_blight: I mean an electrical engineer Logan34: yeah "electrical engineer" Izzy_blight: Totally :) Izzy_blight: uh don't check my criminal records Daddy_risk: we wont Logan34: not going to and also i'm bored Daddy_risk: same Logan34: you guys wanna do something stupid cause i got nothing if so Daddy_risk: lets bomb a hospitle Daddy_risk: in tiwan Logan34: yeah i'll meet you there izzy you in? Izzy_blight: Nah I'm gonna go blow up a Starbucks with a homemade soap bomb, catch you later Daddy_risk: ok Izzy_blight: Good luck fellows, may winton be with you 🦍 Aniece: Soooo Aniece: Anyone here or not Daddy_risk: ya Aniece: Oh hey Logan34: hello Daddy_risk: i havent seen u ina while Logan34: i don't konw you Logan34: know Dtrump: hi Daddy_risk: hi rump /C 22:54:37Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Logan34: dead chat Toad: Fr Vulpix_axel: Hi. Shortestbean: My doctor is horrible Djshrimpdick: i dont have a doctor Shortestbean: He didn't pay attention when he put stitches in my arm Inasg_no: ye Inasg_no: yw Inasg_no: hi axel Inasg_no: . Shortestbean: I hurt so muchhhhh Keigo: L Djshrimpdick: whyd you change colors Inasg_no: KIKIIIIII Shortestbean: SHUSH IT Inasg_no: I MISSED YOU SM Keigo: I MISSEDYOU TOO Shortestbean: Bc I wanted to Inasg_no: OML NO I MISSED YOU MORE Keigo: Ik you did Inasg_no: Daddy_risk: i mss my baby girl Daddy_risk: KIKI Keigo: HI Shortestbean: OMG, KEI (anon): You cut down to the bone and you're here now? Stitches wouldn't fix that. You're a fucking liar Tallguy: awww Tallguy: goodmorning Shortestbean: I CUT MY ARM👍🏼 Daddy_risk: carman can we see a pic of your arm? Keigo: Bruh i just woke up too Shortestbean: One sec Inasg_no: I know who anon is Inasg_no: I love you anon Daddy_risk: BABY I MISSED U Inasg_no: WOW RIAKY Djshrimpdick: anon is my ballsac Inasg_no: ayo Shortestbean: Of I can Daddy_risk: IM SO SORRY I WASNT ON LAST NIGHT Shortestbean: If* Ashh: ligma Keigo: I missed you more bitch Daddy_risk: wdm tay Daddy_risk: Inasg_no: WOW RIAKY Inasg_no: risky* Daddy_risk: wdm Inasg_no: balls ash Daddy_risk: wow what Inasg_no: you're js gonna say you didn't miss me? Keigo: Arby's we have incest Daddy_risk: kiki i fell asleep at 12:30, im so sorry Keigo: Bruh same but my time Ashh: copletely unrelated to the arbys thing but im hungry Daddy_risk: lol Djshrimpdick: same Daddy_risk: i just had a pasta from dominoes Shortestbean: Why won't it let me take a picture Djshrimpdick: nice Keigo: Chat dead like me Daddy_risk: NO Daddy_risk: can u call baby? Keigo: If I go to my phone yes Shortestbean: My camera won't work Shortestbean: Shit Daddy_risk: what are u on rn kiki Vulpix_axel: =P Shortestbean: *dies* Keigo: My dad's tablet Keigo: Now I'm on my phone Keigo: Ilym/w Daddy_risk Ashh: . Ashh: carman bk yet? Shortestbean: Yurp Ashh: no one gunna awnser? yay dead chat (anon): help Djshrimpdick: im dead (anon): my account was stolen Djshrimpdick: whats your account Shortestbean: ASHHHH (anon): logan34 Shortestbean: *screams* Inasg_no: ash carman said yup Djshrimpdick: damn (anon): i've been robbed so anything i said in the course of like 4:00 to any later was not me Ashh: her messages lagged Djshrimpdick: am or pm (anon): pm last night (anon): or six but either way Daddy_risk: so t wasnt u that told axe to khs? Shortestbean: Yurp (anon): I DID WHAT Shortestbean: Don't act dumb (anon): what do you mean don't act dumb Shortestbean: Oml Shortestbean: Risk....send the screenshots again (anon): why the fuck would i encourage someone killing herself and no need i already saw them from someone i know Shortestbean: *dies* (anon): ok so now your making a game out of this shit nice (anon): Oh, so now Carmans camera isntworking? Hm.... (anon): She's a liar, plain and simple. Attention seeking bitch. Shortestbean: What? It's not working...I haven't been able to make it work for days Daddy_risk: ill send the ss one min (anon): ok hang on i'm making a new account Daddy_risk: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128731429107413183/1136676943606063278/image.png Daddy_risk: here is the ss Inasg_no: ss of what Inasg_no: wait I js got back what am I missing out on Inasg_no: Someone fill me in Daddy_risk: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128731429107413183/1136676943606063278/image.png Shortestbean: Logan telling Adel to kill herself Djshrimpdick: last night Vulpix_axel: ... Eee34: my account being fucking stolen Vulpix_axel: I ignored Logan.. Inasg_no: Adel? Like Adele adel Inasg_no: OH AXEL Inasg_no: nah Logan wouldn't do that Shortestbean: My ducking auto correct Vulpix_axel: Lmaooo! Shortestbean: See! Shortestbean: Fucking* Inasg_no: I have never even seen him say a cuss word in his life let alone tell someone to kill themselves Djshrimpdick: haha Eee34: you all should know that i don't have the balls to say any of that shit Cindersghost: Nya~ Daddy_risk: well the ss shows him saying it, so unless someone stole his acc he said that Shortestbean: Hello person Vulpix_axel: BULL FUCKING SHIT!! Daddy_risk: cin wsp bro Inasg_no: CINDERREEREEEEEERR Shortestbean: *dies* Cindersghost: Hewwow evwybody Cindersghost: Hi Tay :3 /C 17:03:28Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: HIIII Error_: Motherfuckin shit balls ass ima bout to gank your ass into the ground Logan you motherfucking cock sucking shit faced idjit. Cindersghost: Hi error Vulpix_axel: Logan no one else knows about the bj except for you, gavin, jeff, and Kat! Inasg_no: nah I don't believe he did it Cindersghost: Can I get some context plz Shortestbean: *cries* I hurt so much Vulpix_axel: Jeff wouldn't say that, gavins too much of a pussy, and Kat was trying to stop me!! Eee34: jesus christ fuck this shit i'm out Error_: Logan did a dumbest thing and is trying to back out of it because he knows he fucked uppop Djshrimpdick: running like a bitchp Inasg_no: nah ain't no way I believe he did it Inasg_no: Logan if you're there I'm here for ya <3 Vulpix_axel: Tay, wtf.. Error_: Tay Error_: No Cindersghost: I will not take sides here Eee34: you can all believe whatever the fuck you wanna believe but i know what i did and it's not that Cindersghost: Not my business Vulpix_axel: ... Shortestbean: Umm... Inasg_no: I have my own opinion thank you don't get judging me Inasg_no: go* Error_: Then who the fuck has access to your fucking av Shortestbean: Idk what to think here Error_: Acct Vulpix_axel: I'm not judging you. Inasg_no: guys Inasg_no: Someone's got into my acc before Inasg_no: It was like last week Inasg_no: They had my exact name Inasg_no: They said one thing Inasg_no: Then let t Eee34: see what i mean Inasg_no: Left* Inasg_no: But tbh Inasg_no: My password isn't hard to figure out Inasg_no: THAT DONT MEAN Y'ALL CAN TRY THO -.- Djshrimpdick: is your password 12345678910 Eee34: well i didn't even have one so that made me even more of a target Inasg_no: no lmao Error_: Tbf I'm standing up for what information I have to protect someone I love. Sorry if that doesn't align with whatever moral system is driving you. I just know where my morals lie right now. Inasg_no: You have to know me well to get ir Inasg_no: Error Inasg_no: I literally have my right to an opinion Inasg_no: I haven't dissed your opinion have i Inasg_no: I'm js stating mine Cindersghost: Her password is probably something involving mich Inasg_no: So don't go on abt morals to me Inasg_no: cinder you know me xd Vulpix_axel: He never said you can't have an opinion- Inasg_no: I'm changing it now hahahaha Error_: In what fucking world did I just say you don't get a damn opinion you shit Inasg_no: Don't fucking call me a shit when you're having a fucking go at me for having an opinion. You literally js said shit abt my morals Djshrimpdick: Mom, Dad, stop fighting Vulpix_axel: =-[' Shortestbean: What is going on? Inasg_no: Yes I love axel too but I also love Logan Shortestbean: No one loves me❤️ Error_: I said I'm letting your morals drive you bitch and that my morals don't align with what yo saying. Vulpix_axel: Eww loving Logan is icky. jk Love you Tay. Vulpix_axel: I love you Bean. Inasg_no: love you more axel <3 Vulpix_axel: <3 Djshrimpdick: Im here for you beanie Inasg_no: so what if they don't? I haven't said shit abt what you're saying have I? Shortestbean: Lyt Inasg_no: I've literally js said I don't believe he did it then you all like oh my morals lie with Axel blah blah Vulpix_axel: Tay.. Shortestbean: My brother just asked a random girl on a date😭 Cindersghost: Lol Error_: Yes you have. You turned my words around broskie days unrad yo. Some people just be spittin da truth. If yo can't handle it then I vibe no matter it don't shake me yo Inasg_no: I don't even know half of what you js said Error_: Exactly bruh Djshrimpdick: same Eee34: i don't want axel to die why would i ever want that Ashh: wtf is going on Inasg_no: wth lmao Cindersghost: Shits going on Error_: Da point is I know how dis is gonna go Cindersghost: I'm confused too ashh Eee34: yeah some major bull shit Shortestbean: Same Shortestbean: I'm not even doing anything Djshrimpdick: samessss Vulpix_axel: My little mind Gregory is yelling "FUCK SOMEONE UP BITCH!!" Error_: When someone be strugglin and hostile it totes mean dey fighting an internal struggle and no one knows it. So ya gotta find out what scares em da most, and use it to show em no one pushes ya around. Error_: And den help em once dey calmer Inasg_no: your mind is called Gregory? Eee34: why is the world is always against me Inasg_no: I'm not against you logan Error_: I ain't against ya broskie. I just running with da punches Shortestbean: *dies* Vulpix_axel: Fresh, you confuse me on 1,000 different levels. Shortestbean: I'm having second thoughts on meeting Logan tuesday... Eee34: ok most of the world is that better? Vulpix_axel: No I have many personality's and if I have a liking to something I get people from that in my mind. Fresh_error: Broskie just ain't thinking on da same levem Fresh_error: Level* Vulpix_axel: So from fnafsb I got a little mind Gregory personality. Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Inasg_no: hahahahhaa error what is this new way of talking Cindersghost: Okay? Fresh_error: It be like what Axel bruh just laid down yo. I ain't Error Cindersghost: My brain is overloaded goodbye Vulpix_axel: It's fresh from an au of undertale.. Inasg_no: No cinder Inasg_no: STAY Inasg_no: STAYYYYYY Cindersghost: Fine Djshrimpdick: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Vulpix_axel: DJ SHUSH! Eee34: ok so the entire axel wanting to kill herself conversation is done and over with cool whatever Djshrimpdick: whyyyyyy] Vulpix_axel: WE GET IT THAT MAN TOOK YOUR EYES NOW SHUSH AND SIT DOWN! Inasg_no: Logan change your password on your acc if someone did log into it Djshrimpdick: but i cant see the chairs Fresh_error: Broskie dis whole place is losing Eee34: no i'm fine already made this new one with a new password Vulpix_axel: *sits Dj down* Djshrimpdick: mucho gracias Vulpix_axel: =3 Inasg_no: DJ? Do you like shrimp? Inasg_no: js curious Shortestbean: *gags* Djshrimpdick: ye Vulpix_axel: I like how no one understands the joke behind you loosing your eyes. Cindersghost: What eyes Fresh_error: Bruh I thinkin dis whole place gon flip if dey ever meet Inky bruh or Dreamy. Shortestbean: * gags * Inasg_no: Hahah fresh is hilarious Vulpix_axel: No.. Vulpix_axel: No he is not.. Cindersghost: Talking like a goddamn ninja turtle Fresh_error: Da furbies I planted round yo house about ta go off bruh have fun wit da meat and metal stains yo. Shortestbean: I feel the need to pass out Cindersghost: I'll join you Ashh: same Vulpix_axel: =P Shortestbean: :) Fresh_error: Passin out is totes unrad yo Ashh: <]:) Cindersghost: (⁠θ⁠‿⁠θ⁠) Ashh: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/97/7c/91/977c9113e3fb2c19f6a3bba7c34887e2.jpg Cindersghost: Nya~ Vulpix_axel: ... Shortestbean: Tf Vulpix_axel: Kat and I fr. Fresh_error: Bro? Cindersghost: Hehe I wanna die Vulpix_axel: We be getting sussy. Fresh_error: Bruh bout ta get slapped Cindersghost: I got a death threat from an irl person Fresh_error: Unrad yo Djshrimpdick: where am i Vulpix_axel: Oh my.. Cindersghost: I hope they do kill me Fresh_error: Dustin is totes unrad yo. 1/10 would not recommend Ashh: https://files.catbox.moe/or1a8y.mp4 Cindersghost: (⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ Inasg_no: hahahahahha fresh Fresh_error: Let me rephrase Fresh_error: I meant death yo Fresh_error: If I die I dust Djshrimpdick: HELP I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM *trips down flight of stairs* Vulpix_axel: *grabs Dj* Vulpix_axel: STOP FALLING! Cindersghost: L *sits down* Djshrimpdick: whyyyyyy Fresh_error: Broskie ligit fallin for someone rn Vulpix_axel: CAUSE YOU"RE BLIND! Vulpix_axel: THOUGH SOMEHOW SAW A WOMANS TWINS WITH MARIO! Cindersghost: Oi this mans blind inne Fresh_error: Yo wha? Djshrimpdick: *falls out of chais and starts rolling down the mountain* Vulpix_axel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Fresh_error: Broskies jus dont Shortestbean: * falls off my bed* Inasg_no: woman's twins? Djshrimpdick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Inasg_no: Boobs? Cindersghost: I miss my rp server on discord Fresh_error: YO UNRAD BRO Tallguy: BOOBS??? Inasg_no: hahahahaha tallguy Inasg_no: MISSED YOU BTW TALLGUY Tallguy: awwwww Fresh_error: Broksies....dis is unrad yo Tallguy: you made me cry Tallguy: lord im emotional Vulpix_axel: Gtg I'll be on moblie. Fresh_error: I ain't gettin thru bruh /C 17:30:02Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Cindersghost: ... Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/3w4NDP93/image.png Vulpix_axel: ahhh Cindersghost: Where's ring I want ring Djshrimpdick: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Vulpix_axel: I’ll get him. Cindersghost: Ty axel ❤️ Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/fguEfntY.mp4 Keigo: Chat dead like me Cindersghost: Frfr Daddy_risk: BABY ILY Shortestbean: * dies* Cindersghost: *vomits* Djshrimpdick: *still rolling down the mountain* Ben_drowned: Fuck Shortestbean: * throws up* Assmaster: https://media.tenor.com/n3puHdfUw3cAAAAd/thymo-thymosic.gif Cindersghost: *eats vomit off the floor like cats do* Shortestbean: Oml *throws up again* Inasg_no: Aww so cute tallguy Vulpix_axel: Ben!! Vulpix_axel: Cin- Cindersghost: Ye Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/yY28Cfs5/pita.jpg Vulpix_axel: Don’t do that again.. Djshrimpdick: *rolling down the mountain when she comes* Cindersghost: No promises Shortestbean: * throws up again* Vulpix_axel: *grabs Dj* Cindersghost: Coming down the mountain when she cums Vulpix_axel: *sighs* Daddy_risk: cumming dow the mountian when she cums Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/Zq4ZJ2gf/thats-racist.gif Daddy_risk: down* Cindersghost: Where's ringy Vulpix_axel: I love cumming dow. Vulpix_axel: Idk I’m trying to get him, Djshrimpdick: that the best dough Cindersghost: Oki Shortestbean: * throws up again* Vulpix_axel: *throws bean* Stop vomiting!! Shortestbean: AHHHHH Vulpix_axel: >=[ Shortestbean: I CAN'T HELP IT Djshrimpdick: *eats food and vomits in a hole to eat later like dogs do* Cindersghost: Nyah~ Vulpix_axel: WELL HELP IT!! Shortestbean: * throws up again* Vulpix_axel: *hits Dj* BAD DJ! Vulpix_axel: AHHH BEAN STOP!!! Djshrimpdick: OW Cindersghost: *eats the throw up* Djshrimpdick: HEY Vulpix_axel: *curls in to a ball screaming* Djshrimpdick: THATS MINE Shortestbean: Then tell dj to stop Cindersghost: DJ it's not yours Vulpix_axel: I JUST DID!! Cindersghost: It's beans Djshrimpdick: ill stop when bean stops Vulpix_axel: BEAN STOP! Shortestbean: I'M NOT DOiNG ANYTHING Shortestbean: *cries* Vulpix_axel: *losing my mind* Cindersghost: *starts backing up slowly from the room* Djshrimpdick: *walking into wall bc i cant see* Cindersghost: I'll just see myself out Vulpix_axel: *grabs cinder* Vulpix_axel: No no you will not… Cindersghost: Hey lemme go Vulpix_axel: Dj!! Vulpix_axel: *looks at Cin crazily* Cindersghost: *pouts* why can't I leave? Djshrimpdick: why cant i walk this way Shortestbean: *sits down* Djshrimpdick: *starts walking on the cieling* Shortestbean: Wtf..... Cindersghost: Huh Vulpix_axel: Dj, there is a wall. Cin, cause you’re apart of me loosing my mind, DJ GET OFF THE CEILING!! Shortestbean: WHY IS HE WALKING ON THE CEILING?! Djshrimpdick: *starts walking walking on air* Vulpix_axel: *tears up out of frustration* Vulpix_axel: DJ STOPPP! Djshrimpdick: i cant see the ground Shortestbean: *cries* Cindersghost: *looks at axel blankly* wuzaat supposed to mean? Shortestbean: Axel is now my mother Ring: Merp Vulpix_axel: *starts to cry and let’s chin go walking to a corner and curling into a ball* Vulpix_axel: Cin* Cindersghost: *jumps on ring* ringy!!! Ring: I just got home Shortestbean: *twerks* Ring: Hi cin Shortestbean: Hi ring Vulpix_axel: *hugs ring* Help me.. Vulpix_axel: They’re making me lose my mind! Ring: Hi carman Tallguy: axel is younger than you Shortestbean: I'm trying to be a good girl :)) Djshrimpdick: I dont know where im going Cindersghost: Same Djshrimpdick: *falls through the floor* Cindersghost: Oh my Vulpix_axel: Dj, you can’t see the ground cause you’re blind, but you can see the walls, air, AND THE FUCKING CEILING?!? Vulpix_axel: AHHH DJ WENT TO THE BACKROOMS!! Vulpix_axel: *starts balling my eyes* Cindersghost: Bro just nocliped Vulpix_axel: Ring.. Shortestbean: *cries because axel is crying* Cindersghost: Ring left :( Vulpix_axel: FUCK! Djshrimpdick: *voice echoes from a distance*helllpppp Ring: What is going on? Vulpix_axel: *some how gets Dj back* Vulpix_axel: *hugs ring crying* Shortestbean: * continues to cry* Shortestbean: My arm hurts:(( Cindersghost: *pats axel* it's okay Vulpix_axel: AHHHHHH!!! Inasg_no: *kisses cin* Vulpix_axel: No no it’s not, I’m sick, on my period, losing my mind, and DYING!! Shortestbean: Lol Ishipwillowandhunter: HEY Ishipwillowandhunter: :c Vulpix_axel: Oop- Cindersghost: Huh what 0//////0 Vulpix_axel: Hehe *hugs Michy* Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/rFDP7TV1/1680846391235.png Ring: *kisses much on the lips* Cindersghost: T-tay what was that for?! Ring: Mich* Vulpix_axel: *hits Ring* Ishipwillowandhunter: Hii *hugs axel tight* Vulpix_axel: My Michy.. Djshrimpdick: *falls back into existance* Ring: *moans* Ishipwillowandhunter: *cups rings face in my hands and kisses him back softly* Ishipwillowandhunter: Lol Vulpix_axel: *tears up* Inasg_no: hahaha sorry michy Ishipwillowandhunter: *oop Ring: *blushes* Cindersghost: *sits in a corner confused* Inasg_no: HEY EINF Inasg_no: RINF Inasg_no: No Ishipwillowandhunter: Hahahaha Inasg_no: *fucks mich* Shortestbean: *dies* Vulpix_axel: *sad* Ishipwillowandhunter: *fucks ring* (anon): send nudes Inasg_no: WOW Djshrimpdick: *sits in glue and cants stand up anymore* Inasg_no: I will anon Cindersghost: Nend sudes Inasg_no: If you log in and pm me I will Ring: *fucks mich better then when he fucked tay* Vulpix_axel: *cries more* Cindersghost: Can I have some? Ishipwillowandhunter: *moans* Ishipwillowandhunter: Wait no only I get your nudes Inasg_no: EXCUSE ME YOU CANT FUCK HIM BETTER THAN ME Shortestbean: *throws up* Inasg_no: oh you do now? Ring: Yes I can Inasg_no: I think you're gonna have to kiss me if you want to keep that true mich 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ Vulpix_axel: *looks at Mich sad and walks away* Ring: I’m a boy and I’m way better at having sex then you Inasg_no: no you're not ring Cindersghost: *hugs ring* Inasg_no: Are you a virgin? Ashh: heyy Ishipwillowandhunter: Fr ring speaks the truth, he knows how guys like it sense he is one Shortestbean: * hugs axel* Cindersghost: Lol Ishipwillowandhunter: Heyyy Ash Ring: Hi ash Ashh: RING Vulpix_axel: *hugs bean crying* Inasg_no: . Ring: ASH Inasg_no: Unfreezeeeee Cindersghost: Mich 1 Tay 0 Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: wow cin Cindersghost: Sorry Shortestbean: It's ok axel Eee34: ok what the hell is happening Vulpix_axel: No not ok.. Djshrimpdick: I cant move anymore :( Shortestbean: * I pull her hair up in a ponytail* Vulpix_axel: *grabs Dj and gets him out of the glue* Vulpix_axel: *looks at bean sadly* Inasg_no: *kisses cin harder* Eee34: what the hell Ring: *slips on a banana pill on the ground* Vulpix_axel: Pill? Ashh: banana pill Cindersghost: *blushes* t-tay! Ring: Peel* Inasg_no: :) Nude_lover: send nudes Shortestbean: * hugs axel* Ashh: no u send nudes Vulpix_axel: *hugs bean* Inasg_no: YEAH SEND ME THAT DICK NUDE GUY Ishipwillowandhunter: Excuse me :( Tallguy: Me too Tallguy: no homo Cindersghost: I wanna see dick! Inasg_no: michy i love you Cindersghost: All homo Ishipwillowandhunter: Mhm :c Shortestbean: It will be ok axel Eee34: what the fuck Vulpix_axel: No.. Inasg_no: michyyyy :( Nude_lover: after Ring: I’m oki ima go Shortestbean: Yes Cindersghost: Noooo ring Ashh: awwwww Ring: Wha? Cindersghost: Kiss me first Inasg_no: michy your dick is the only one I want dw <3 Djshrimpdick: *sits like a statue unmoving unblinking* Vulpix_axel: *goes and hugs Mich* Shortestbean: * I show her my arm* if I can get through this pain....you can at least try to get through yours Ishipwillowandhunter: I Ring: *kisses Cins cheek* Ishipwillowandhunter: AM Ishipwillowandhunter: OVERWHELMED Inasg_no: I LOVE YOU MICH Vulpix_axel: Dj that’s scary.. Cindersghost: Yay! *Hugs ring purring* Ishipwillowandhunter: I LOVE YOU MOST Vulpix_axel: *bites Michy* Show me affection..! Inasg_no: NO I DO YOU ADORABLE HOE Shortestbean: *cries* I'm lonely Inasg_no: I gtg Cindersghost: Bye tay Ishipwillowandhunter: Noooooo Inasg_no: bye love yall <3 love you sm michy MINE Nude_lover: send nudes Vulpix_axel: Bye Tay!! love you!!! Ashh: aww he left Djshrimpdick: I CAN SEE EVERYTHING Ishipwillowandhunter: Bye :( Inasg_no: LOVE YOU MORE AXEL Vulpix_axel: <3 Ishipwillowandhunter: Love you most Shortestbean: * has a mental breakdown* Cindersghost: I also love you Tay be safe Vulpix_axel: *bites Mich more* Ashh: no one loves me XD Ishipwillowandhunter: I have a biting kink, be careful Vulpix_axel: It’s oki bean. No need to be sad.. Vulpix_axel: Show me affection!! Cindersghost: *grabs axel and pulls her away from mich* that's enough Shortestbean: I to lonely Ishipwillowandhunter: Noooo Vulpix_axel: *hits cin* Djshrimpdick: axel can i have my eyes back now? Ishipwillowandhunter: *wraps arms around axel and hugs* mine /C 17:56:36Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: *running back to michy* Cindersghost: *moans* nyygaaah~ harder~ Vulpix_axel: *tail wags happily* Vulpix_axel: *looks at cin scared* Shortestbean: *cries* Ishipwillowandhunter: Lmfao Cindersghost: Hmmph guess I'll leave Cindersghost: *shoots himself Vulpix_axel: Dj I don’t have your eyes. Vulpix_axel: Noo! Ishipwillowandhunter: *grabs cin by neck and leans close, whispering *fish dick* before disappearing Ring: Hehe Shortestbean: * passes out* Ring: I’m back Ishipwillowandhunter: RINGGGG Cindersghost: *lying dead on the floor* Ishipwillowandhunter: hiii pretty boy Ring: MICHHHHHHH Vulpix_axel: *hits Ring* Ring: Hi daddy Ring: *moans after she hits me* Shortestbean: * lays on the floor unresponsive* Cindersghost: I regret coming back already Ring: Lol Vulpix_axel: *pushes Ring away from michy* Cindersghost: Maybe I should have stayed dead Ashh: YAY Vulpix_axel: >=P Ring: Hi ash Ashh: hey :) Shortestbean: *throws up* Djshrimpdick: i want my eyes!!! *cries loudly* Vulpix_axel: *goes back to Michy after pushing Ring away* Cindersghost: Hi ring bye ring bye everyone Ring: Bye cin Nude_lover: send nudes Ashh: dj u can have mine Vulpix_axel: Dj a man bought your eyes I can’t get them back! Shortestbean: * has mental breakdown again* Djshrimpdick: *cries louder* Vulpix_axel: Dj im sorry!! Shortestbean: I miss my dad Djshrimpdick: *starts wailing* Cindersghost: I miss my kind Vulpix_axel: *ears pin* Too loud!! Shortestbean: * I stop crying* Cindersghost: *hands axel earplugs* take these Shortestbean: Sorry :( Ring: *cums* Vulpix_axel: *puts them in* Ashh: wtf is happening XD Ring: Idk Djshrimpdick: I CANT SEEEEEEEEEEEEE Vulpix_axel: *smiles at the notices aren’t as loud* Cindersghost: Rp bullshit Ring: *pulls out my cock* Vulpix_axel: AHHHH!! Vulpix_axel: *hides* Ashh: bro my cocks bigger Cindersghost: *grabs Rings cock* nice~ Shortestbean: I miss my dad *has another mental breakdown* Ring: Lemme see Vulpix_axel: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ashh: *wips out my cock* Ring: Sucks it Ashh: ayo Cindersghost: *starts slowly walking out of the room* Vulpix_axel: *passes out from screaming* Shortestbean: *wails* Ring: *deep throat’s her cock* Ashh: XD Cindersghost: *picks up axel* let's get you away from here Vulpix_axel: *tears in eyes* Shortestbean: A knife! Cindersghost: Bean leave the knife alone Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/RhZpG5FD/IMG-1198.jpg Shortestbean: Whyyyy Djshrimpdick: *passes out from lack of breath* Ring: *cums on my tummy* Cindersghost: Because no Ring: :D Cindersghost: Don't be bad Shortestbean: * I grab the knife* Vulpix_axel: *wakes up* Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehe Ashh: i have a headache someone give me head so the ache will go away Cindersghost: Noooo out the knife down Cindersghost: Put* Vulpix_axel: *grabs the knife from bean* Ring: *gives ash head* Djshrimpdick: *sleepwalks on the cieling* Shortestbean: * I throw the knife at the wall* Vulpix_axel: AHH! Shortestbean: Hehe Cindersghost: *gets stabbed by axel because I'm holding her* Vulpix_axel: AH NO CIN I SORRY!! Vulpix_axel: *licks cons wounds* Vulpix_axel: Cins* Cindersghost: *puts axel down* it's not that bad *falls down* Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/V6dDb9Hx/misato-mothers-day.jpg Vulpix_axel: *tears up* Shortestbean: *I pick up another knife and I throw it at the wall again* Djshrimpdick: *falls face first into pit of spikes* Cindersghost: *coughs up blood* I'm fine axel don't worry Vulpix_axel: *grabs dj* Vulpix_axel: … Vulpix_axel: Cin… Cindersghost: I'll just lay here and bleed Vulpix_axel: *starts to cry heavily* Ring: *jumps onto a floor of glass* Vulpix_axel: *grabs a bandage and wraps cins wounds* Djshrimpdick: *pats head* is kk Shortestbean: * throws a knife at rings head for no reason* Cindersghost: Oh thanks axel Vulpix_axel: BEAN! Cindersghost: Ring no! Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe Ring: *cutely dies* Vulpix_axel: *gets hit by the knife instead of Ring* Cindersghost: Nyooooooo! Shortestbean: *picks up another knife* Vulpix_axel: Bean.. Vulpix_axel: No. Ring: *takes all the damage and cutely dies again* Shortestbean: Yea? Cindersghost: *tackles bean* no Shortestbean: Yes Cindersghost: No Vulpix_axel: *steals the damage from ring* Shortestbean: Yes Vulpix_axel: Simp. Cindersghost: NO Ring: Steals the death from axel* Shortestbean: YES Cindersghost: NO!!! Shortestbean: YES!!!! Vulpix_axel: *steals death from ring and hugs him* Stop!! Vulpix_axel: *is dead* Cindersghost: *punches bean* shut up Djshrimpdick: *sits there hipplily not knowing what is happening bc i cant see* Ring: *undies axel then dies* Shortestbean: *grabs knife* Cindersghost: Axel! Nooooo! Ring noooo! Vulpix_axel: *revives ring* Cindersghost: Oh okay Ring: *dies ring* Cindersghost: Bean put it down Ashh: ring stop fuckin dieing Vulpix_axel: Stop dying I love you too much to lose you you idiot!! Shortestbean: * I throw a knife at the wall* Ring: *undies* Cindersghost: This is stupid Djshrimpdick: *walks on wall* Vulpix_axel: *tail wags* Ring: *flipes off myself then dies again* Vulpix_axel: *tears up* Cindersghost: Hey ring didn't I give you my number Shortestbean: * picks up another knife and throws it at the bullseye* Ring: I think you did Ring: I’ll give you mine Cindersghost: Then why haven't you texted me Ring: 405 343 7801 Vulpix_axel: Boo I’m at my orthodontist appointment.. Cindersghost: Ty ringy Ring: Np Vulpix_axel: BRB. Shortestbean: * throws a knife at ring again* Ring: *is still dead* Shortestbean: God dammit Vulpix_axel: I’m scared.. Cindersghost: Same Vulpix_axel: I’m at the orthodontist.. Cindersghost: I'm at home Vulpix_axel: =( Ring: Brb Shortestbean: Brb Ashh: carm kill one more person and u go on the fridge Shortestbean: * I throw a knife at cinder* Cindersghost: Royal guard *blocks it* Shortestbean: 🖕🏼 Ring: Back Cindersghost: Wb big boy Cindersghost: I mean master Ashh: *puts carm on the fridge* Inasg_no: hi Cindersghost: Hi tay Cindersghost: Wb Inasg_no: thanks Ring: Wb Cindersghost: No problem hehe *hugs Tay* Shortestbean: ASHHHHH Ashh: yes? Inasg_no: *hugs back* :D Inasg_no: tyy Shortestbean: *throws a knife at ash* Ring: Brb Ring: Again Inasg_no: woah Vulpix_axel: *hugs ring* Inasg_no: carman Ashh: OMG Inasg_no: calm it down Shortestbean: 🖕🏼 Cindersghost: I miss being with cam :( Vulpix_axel: Please calm down Bean.. Shortestbean: Fine Vulpix_axel: Thank you.. Inasg_no: oh god don't mention that little whore to me cinder Djshrimpdick: *returns to monke* Vulpix_axel: *looks at Dj confused* Cindersghost: I....okay......sorry *ears go down* Shortestbean: * I stretch my arms out at ash* Vulpix_axel: *pats Cin* Djshrimpdick: *monke has no eyes* Inasg_no: sorry cin i love you I js have a very depe hatred for her Inasg_no: *hugs cin* :( Ashh: *picks her up off the fridge* Vulpix_axel: Not the fridge… Cindersghost: *cries softly* I just started thinking about that time and it made me really sad Shortestbean: Yay! *crawls on her back* Daddy_risk: im back Inasg_no: you're better off without her cin Ring: Same Inasg_no: wb sexy Vulpix_axel: RISKYYY!!!! Djshrimpdick: *monke noises* Vulpix_axel: *jump hugs Risky* Vulpix_axel: Dj you.. Nvm.. Cindersghost: Okay Tay....you're right Vulpix_axel: I’m gonna cry- Ring: Why Daddy_risk: dj you nigger Cindersghost: Don't cry Daddy_risk: thats what axe was going to say Inasg_no: LANGUAGE Vulpix_axel: No no it’s not. Cindersghost: Axe body spray Inasg_no: so unnecessary istg Vulpix_axel: I will cry, Djshrimpdick: *converts to fiver year old toddler lookfor his mom* Cindersghost: DJ get back in the fields monkey Vulpix_axel: *Looks at dj scared* Cindersghost: Gtg bye Vulpix_axel: Bye cin! Daddy_risk: NIGGER, FAG, SPIC, SPEAR CHUCKER, PORCH MONKEY, COON, JUNGLE BUNNY, Cindersghost: Ily all Daddy_risk: should i continue? Shortestbean: * throws a knife at the wall* Vulpix_axel: Please no- Inasg_no: CIN ILYM /C 18:23:09Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Cindersghost: Byeee <3 Inasg_no: bye <33 Inasg_no: RISKY ISTG Daddy_risk: beaner Inasg_no: WATCH THAT LANGUAGE OR IM GETTING KIKI TO HAVE WORDS WIT YOU Vulpix_axel: =< Daddy_risk: fine ill stop with the slurs Shortestbean: *throws another knife* Djshrimpdick: *changes into two year old bawling his eyes out* Inasg_no: good Vulpix_axel: *hugs dj* Inasg_no: DJ you confuse me Djshrimpdick: DJ i confuse me Vulpix_axel: He lost his eyes he’s just a baby.. Djshrimpdick: gfdszxcvgbhjkl Ring: *walks in sees this and moped out of here* Shortestbean: * falls down the stairs* Daddy_risk: ooh i want to say another slur Djshrimpdick: *hits head* Ring: Rat bastered Vulpix_axel: Dj nooo! Daddy_risk: retard Inasg_no: Dj Daddy_risk: my name is rj Inasg_no: You I don't even know what to say Inasg_no: You're really confusing Daddy_risk: so its close enough Inasg_no: WAITTTTT Inasg_no: DJ and RJ? Shortestbean: *falla down another set of stairs* Daddy_risk: ya Shortestbean: Falls* Djshrimpdick: i dont have a d or a j in my name Djshrimpdick: i mean Djshrimpdick: fdfghjk Vulpix_axel: Noo bean! Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Daddy_risk: well my legal name is richard but all my irl friends call me rj Shortestbean: Owwww Vulpix_axel: RICHARD?!?! Inasg_no: WOAH Vulpix_axel: PFFFFT HAHHHHHHH Ashh: bye shawtys Djshrimpdick: SO YOUR NAME IS DICK Djshrimpdick: i mean Ring: Bye Djshrimpdick: CDFTGYUJNBVCDRFTYU FGHNB VCDFRTYUJ Daddy_risk: fuck you dj Inasg_no: HAHAHAHA DJ Inasg_no: bye ash love you!!! Vulpix_axel: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA Shortestbean: *cries* Vulpix_axel: RICHARD HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA Inasg_no: Axel oml Daddy_risk: axe istg Vulpix_axel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!! Inasg_no: BE NICE OR YOU GET SPANKED Ring: Spank me Vulpix_axel: Yes please mommy~ Daddy_risk: IM GOING TO START WITH THE SLURS AGAIN!!!!! Djshrimpdick: my name is actually Peyton Ring: I’m into it Vulpix_axel: I mean what..~ Ring: Pain is hot Shortestbean: I wanna die Ring: Why? Vulpix_axel: *looks at ring* Spank me~ Vulpix_axel: =3 Inasg_no: *spanks axel* Djshrimpdick: *hits head again* Ring: *spanks her with all my might* Shortestbean: So I can see my dad Vulpix_axel: *moans loudly at ring spanking me* Daddy_risk: i want head Inasg_no: *spanks ring* Ring: *spanks her faster* Inasg_no: I can give you that risky Vulpix_axel: *moaning loudly* Inasg_no: I know the answer you'll give Vulpix_axel: Nah That’s Kiki’s job. Djshrimpdick: (this is hot Daddy_risk: i also want to eat pussy Shortestbean: *has a mental breakdown* Inasg_no: hahahaha DJ Ring: *moans as tat is spanking me* yes mommy more I want more Daddy_risk: btw tay kiki would not like that u said that Ring: Tay* Vulpix_axel: *kisses rings neck* Ring: *blushes* Inasg_no: firstly, ITS A JOKE CHILL OUT, secondly kikis my bsf I'd never do that because of that reason, plus I wouldn't do that to anyone in general Inasg_no: seriously I'm not a whore risky Vulpix_axel: *bends over in front of ring teasingly* Ring: She is just a cutie Shortestbean: * falls down another set of stairs* Inasg_no: me? Vulpix_axel: (i can’t with this- Djshrimpdick: (wth is happening Inasg_no: I did that once carman. I broke my collarbone from it Vulpix_axel: (Idk lmao. Ring: (Idk Inasg_no: ) Shortestbean: I just want to see my dad Inasg_no: ) Djshrimpdick: *falls at the speed of light* Inasg_no: ) Daddy_risk: what is this (_______ Ring: Yes you tay you are a cutie Inasg_no: I'm not cute but tyyy Vulpix_axel: *changes into a short skirt and a crop top sand hugs ring* Ring: Np and you are Inasg_no: im rlly not Ring: You really are Inasg_no: I'm really not Vulpix_axel: You are Tay!!! Inasg_no: I'm notttt Ring: *higs axrl back* Inasg_no: You two are cute tho Shortestbean: *I cut my wrist* Ring: Axel* Inasg_no: Axel you're fucking adorable Ring: I’m not cute you are Djshrimpdick: BEAN Djshrimpdick: NO Shortestbean: Huh? Inasg_no: Like literally the embodiment of cutenesss Vulpix_axel: *kisses Rings cheek* Shortestbean: What? Djshrimpdick: no cutting wrist Inasg_no: And ring you're so fucking cute too Ring: I’m not though :/ Shortestbean: *cuts my wrist again* Vulpix_axel: You are Ring! Ring: No I’m not Inasg_no: you really are Inasg_no: YOU ARW Ring: 😭😭😭 Inasg_no: ARE Vulpix_axel: ARE! Inasg_no: I hate typos Ring: N’t Inasg_no: so are you axel Vulpix_axel: No i not, though you and ring are. Ring: Ik she is Djshrimpdick: imagine not being adorable... couldnt be me Inasg_no: I'm not but you two are Ring: Me isnt Inasg_no: hahahaha dj Daddy_risk: NICOTINE IS SOOO GOD Ring: But you two are Daddy_risk: GOOD* Shortestbean: * cuts my other wrist* Inasg_no: DJ you're sexy tho theres a difference Vulpix_axel: I’M NOT! Ring: No it’s god bow Inasg_no: AXEL YOU RLLY ARE Djshrimpdick: DICKOTINE IS SO GOOD Inasg_no: and so are you ringgg Inasg_no: HAHAHAHAH Inasg_no: DICKOTINE Ring: Me isn’t Ring: Oki Vulpix_axel: I’M NOT!!!!! Oofalladeez: Has Ash brrn on? Inasg_no: you both areeee Inasg_no: NATEEEEEEEEEEE Vulpix_axel: Yes she has. Ring: Ash is gone Oofalladeez: TAY Shortestbean: No, she just left Inasg_no: HIIII Oofalladeez: HELLO THERE Inasg_no: nuu my ash left Inasg_no: XD Oofalladeez: u mean MY ash Inasg_no: ARE YOU TIRED BY ANY CHANCE XD Inasg_no: nahhhh Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehe *cuts my wrist again* Vulpix_axel: AHHH CRAMPS!! Inasg_no: ARE YOU ALR AXEL Inasg_no: waittt Inasg_no: Period pains? Vulpix_axel: Yes.. Inasg_no: damn sorry Oofalladeez: Ouch Daddy_risk: when did kiki leave? Ring: I love cramps Inasg_no: ooh fuck that reminds me actually I need to find out when mine is Vulpix_axel: Dunno. Inasg_no: ah well guess ima js find out the hard way Inasg_no: idk risky Shortestbean: Heheheheheehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe * I cut myself again* Djshrimpdick: NO Inasg_no: where meh michhhhhh Vulpix_axel: Brb Shortestbean: "NO" what? Inasg_no: love you axel Shortestbean: Should I just...*I bring the knife to my neck* Oofalladeez: No Shortestbean: Yes? Ok! Oofalladeez: NO Shortestbean: You already said yes Ring: Merp Shortestbean: No need to say it twice Oofalladeez: I NEVER SAID YES Oofalladeez: I SAID NO Inasg_no: Nate calm down Djshrimpdick: imagine saying yes Djshrimpdick: couldnt be me Oofalladeez: AND I NEGATED YES SO THIS ONR AND THE PREVIOUS ONE DOESNT COUNT Shortestbean: *brings the knife closer to my neck* Inasg_no: what the fuck Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehe Inasg_no: nah that's not a funny thing to giggle abt Shortestbean: Heheheheheheehehehe Inasg_no: the fuck Shortestbean: I will get to see my dad Ring: Wtf did I miss? Shortestbean: Imma just...* Brings knife closer* Daddy_risk: carman stop Ring: What? Keigo: CARMEL PUT IT DOWN Daddy_risk: not funny Shortestbean: WHY Daddy_risk: HI BABY Keigo: PUT IT DOWN Keigo: NOW Shortestbean: WHY Oofalladeez: Carman this is bringing back Vietnam flashbacks for me Oofalladeez: Please stop Shortestbean: WHY Oofalladeez: Because we fuckin care bout u not enough is enough Keigo: Carmel put it down now Oofalladeez: *now Shortestbean: Whyyyy Inasg_no: fucking hell you all js need to chill out Oofalladeez: I am chill Keigo: Don't ask why just put it fuckin down Shortestbean: *drops the knife* Keigo: Now back away slowly Shortestbean: * I back away* /C 18:49:43Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: I miss Ash :( Keigo: Idc Daddy_risk: omg baby Daddy_risk: wtf Inasg_no: she'll be here soon Nate Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehe Shortestbean: * grabs another knife* Keigo: Nope ima go back to sleeping Daddy_risk: no Daddy_risk: stay baby Oofalladeez: Bean u lucky this is one of the only ways that Ash comes on here Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehe Shortestbean: * I cut my wrist* Inasg_no: fucking stop Shortestbean: Why Oofalladeez: Bren at this point who cares? Ur being an attention seeker Ishipwillowandhunter: stop it with the pick me shit. This site and its people are getting annoying. I'm tired of just acting like nothing is happening. If you're going to cut yourself then have a serious talk with a friend. I don't need to see this attention seeking bullshit every time I get on. And Carm you did not cut down to the bone. Inasg_no: Because it's js attention seeking and it's pissing us all off Shortestbean: Mhm....so I wi'll be back later Daddy_risk: fr just stop Inasg_no: whatever bye Oofalladeez: We all share each other's business because we all care about each other we don't seek attention s*** whenever I want to talk about my drama I keep it in PMS to only a few people Inasg_no: GO ON NATE Inasg_no: XD Oofalladeez: DOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNNNNN BYYYY THUH WAAAAAAAAATTTTTTUUUUUUUHHHHHH Keigo: That was not English Inasg_no: WHAAAATTTTTTT AREEEEEE YAAAAA SAYINGGGGGGG Oofalladeez: I was singing likr a black preacher singing Down By The Water XD Inasg_no: you got a good singing voice Oofalladeez: No I dont Keigo: L Daddy_risk: kiki i love you Keigo: Ilym Daddy_risk: no ilym Inasg_no: YOU DO NATE Keigo: ok sure but that cap Cindersghost: Nya~ Keigo: HI CIN Inasg_no: HEY CINDER Cindersghost: Hi kei Cindersghost: Hi tay Keigo: Hru Daddy_risk: no cap ilym Cindersghost: Decent Cindersghost: But kinda lonely Keigo: thats good Inasg_no: im here for ya :( Keigo: aw I'm here to hangout Cindersghost: I wish I had someone to hug me :( Keigo: You poor thing Cindersghost: Yeah I'm broke Inasg_no: *HUGS CIN* Cindersghost: Thank you tay Keigo: BRO SAME Daddy_risk: *hugs cin* Inasg_no: ofccc Cindersghost: Thanks risky lol Keigo: i do not do hugs sorry Daddy_risk: brb Ring: I wish I had someone to fuck me Cindersghost: Bet big boy Ring: :< Keigo: Don't you have a girlfriend Keigo: Fuck her Daddy_risk: ur my gf Ring: True Oofalladeez: Wtf did I miss? Ring: Oki I’ll brb Cindersghost: Rings gf hates me Keigo: Wait what Keigo: why Cindersghost: Reasons Oofalladeez: CINDER Cindersghost: Hey oof Inasg_no: WB NATE!!! Keigo: I wanna go to bed Cindersghost: Being single sux Keigo: it did didn't Oofalladeez: u know whats worse then being single? Oofalladeez: Being with someone who never fucking logs on! XD Keigo: Did you know if you clench her butt cheeks hard enough you can crack your back Cindersghost: Oh a girl who liked me threatened to kill me btw Keigo: Damn Cindersghost: I wish she did Keigo: Cin we'd miss you Oofalladeez: Cinder I'll find someone Cindersghost: I know Inasg_no: ngl Nate I disagree xd Inasg_no: agreed cin being single is shit Cindersghost: I feel so lonely all the time Oofalladeez: FUCK I meant U')) Keigo: Lol Oofalladeez: You will for FUCK SAKE Inasg_no: cinnnnn Daddy_risk: im back Keigo: HI Inasg_no: I really get how you feel but you have all of us <3 Inasg_no: we can be single together :D Cindersghost: There's this cute goth girl who I like and she called me cute >/////< Inasg_no: THEN WHATCHU SAD ABT XD Daddy_risk: good luck cin Keigo: Fr Cindersghost: But idk if she likes me Inasg_no: she will Cindersghost: And she's not dating right now anyway Inasg_no: GO FOR ITTTT Oofalladeez: She called you cute you dumbass go to her Keigo: DRUGS Cindersghost: I'm hanging out with her this weekend:3 Daddy_risk: i like drugs Oofalladeez: Hehe good luck bro Inasg_no: at least ya got someone cin Keigo: I LIKE DRINKING Inasg_no: ME TOO Cindersghost: But her friend who is also hot is going to be there Inasg_no: threesome Keigo: TAY WE SHOULD TOTALLY GET A DRINK SOMETIME Cindersghost: Hahah no Cindersghost: Can I come and drink with you too Inasg_no: OMG YES KIKI Inasg_no: YESSS Keigo: Yes anyone welcome Daddy_risk: ill smoke weed but i dont drink Inasg_no: but warning I'm a horny drunk so Daddy_risk: i dont like alcohol Cindersghost: Woo I want some fireball Keigo: Pussy Inasg_no: I'll try fuck you both probably Keigo: Slay Oofalladeez: S*** I'm making sneak some wine my sister has plenty of that s*** Cindersghost: I'll be fine with thay Cindersghost: That* Keigo: I'll be fine with that too Cindersghost: Mommy Tay UwU Oofalladeez: Not going to lie tay is probably going to try to start an orgy XD Words: Words Cindersghost: Yes but numbers Keigo: She's my mommy cinder Daddy_risk: words Daddy_risk: its been a whle Words: Words Keigo: Words Daddy_risk: while since ive seen u Words: Words Daddy_risk: words Keigo: words Words: Words Keigo: words Words: Words Keigo: words Words: Words Oofalladeez: Ash baby what r u do in XD I see that color Oofalladeez: Nope not ash jus a random... I miss ash :( Keigo: Ok and what does that have to do with words Words: Who is ash? Keigo: Nothin that's what Cindersghost: Ash the guy from pokemon Words: Ah Keigo: Lol Oofalladeez: I said ths WORDS I miss ash. So there bitch XD Cindersghost: Let's go Pikachu urhurhurhur Oofalladeez: Cinser FUCK u XD its Ashh Words: From plate town Cindersghost: Hi I'm cinser Daddy_risk: kiki ur pretty Keigo: Nah bro I'm from flat town Words: L Cindersghost: Shallot town Keigo: Words you can't be talking Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: Back Cindersghost: Aww tay left :( Keigo: You're fallter than a fucking table Cindersghost: Oh nvm Keigo: MOMMY TAY Inasg_no: aw you missed me? Words: Im a guy and im flat so ye Cindersghost: Wb tayyyy Inasg_no: MOMMY KIKI Inasg_no: tyyyy <3 Daddy_risk: baby you are pretty Keigo: UR BACK Keigo: AM I THI Keigo: TH Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/W1d62mtC/s.webp Inasg_no: I AM BACK :D Cindersghost: Ofc I missed you tay Keigo: THO Daddy_risk: idc if u think ur flat Inasg_no: awwww Keigo: I AM THO Inasg_no: nah Kiki you got the boobs I would know Daddy_risk: ur PRETTY Keigo: ILL EVEN GIVE YOU PROOF Words: Ok so who is all here Daddy_risk: DO IT Cindersghost: Nyah~ Daddy_risk: LEMME SEE THEM TTTIES Inasg_no: PROOF Keigo: ILL GIVE TAY PROOF Inasg_no: YEAHH Daddy_risk: TITTIES* Inasg_no: I won't share to anyone lol dw Daddy_risk: I WANT PROOF Cindersghost: When I'm 18 should I move to England Keigo: You get to suffer Daddy_risk: DAMNIT Inasg_no: HEY IM IN ENGLAND Inasg_no: hahahahhaa Cindersghost: I know Keigo: No I'm going to kidnap T and she's going to come to Japan with me Cindersghost: Japan seems fun Inasg_no: :o Inasg_no: CAN WE HAVE SUSHI Keigo: ILL MAKE IT Cindersghost: OwO sushi Daddy_risk: ooh i want sushi Inasg_no: YAYYYYYY Oofalladeez: Hello Go Inasg_no: sushi is amazingggg Inasg_no: HEY NATE Keigo: FR Cindersghost: I would get my ass fucked by 5 guys for some sushi rn Inasg_no: AND I WANNA SEE THE CHEERY BLOSSOM TOO Inasg_no: omgg fr Inasg_no: Double the pleasure Oofalladeez: Hello Gordon! Words: Words will now go watch porn Inasg_no: shut the fuck up Nate xd Keigo: Dw Tay I'll fuck you 80bpmbassist: anyone have an open room? Words: Bye Inasg_no: YAYYYYTYY Cindersghost: Good morning gordan Inasg_no: BYE RINGGG Oofalladeez: Im getting full Gordon. Oofalladeez: Self defense Gordon. Cindersghost: Stop fucking with the microwave! Keigo: Owww my phone hit my nonexistent boobs Oofalladeez: Perfectly justified Keigo: Screw you Nate Daddy_risk: baby ily, i want cuddles Oofalladeez: You're just a nasty little you're just a nasty little sewage boy aren't you Dr you're just a nasty little sewage boy aren't you Dr Freeman Cindersghost: I'm bored Keigo: I want cuddles too Cindersghost: I want death /C 19:16:16Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: come to ohio Keigo: Same Inasg_no: I WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE MEH Keigo: I WILL TAY Cindersghost: I love you tay Oofalladeez: The free online wncyclopedia that anyone can edit?! Cindersghost: Did you know that in terms of Oofalladeez: I will tay. Maybe not the way u want but I will :) Inasg_no: hehehehe Inasg_no: thank you guys i love you Cindersghost: Np ❤️ Keigo: Not me watching people get murdered Daddy_risk: why Keigo: Oh and I can't forget the Notes Cindersghost: Watch me get murdered Oofalladeez: You're not a war criminal if there's no military to judge you Keigo: No you shut the fuck up I'll murder you next Daddy_risk: wtf nate Cindersghost: He's right Inasg_no: 🦆 Cindersghost: 🦆 me Inasg_no: duck :o Keigo: fuck Oofalladeez: I absorb his power Gordon Inasg_no: duck Cindersghost: Quack Inasg_no: NATE STFU ABT GORDON XD Daddy_risk: ya he s right but still Cindersghost: You're not a sex offender if they aren't of any sex Keigo: Nate I'll murder you next Daddy_risk: no murder Cindersghost: Murder me UwU Keigo: No ones going to stop me Daddy_risk: THE LAW WILL STOP U Oofalladeez: Look out Gordon hotted boobs up ahead! Tits big ones! Daddy_risk: COPS WILL STOP U Cindersghost: Tits? Where! Inasg_no: NATE XD Keigo: I have no tits I'm flat Oofalladeez: Fine work Dr. Pussy! Inasg_no: WTH? Inasg_no: you not flatttt Cindersghost: The doctor of poop that who I am Inasg_no: lmaoo Keigo: I'll work tays pussy Inasg_no: OH DAMN Inasg_no: BET Oofalladeez: Kei we take turns XD Inasg_no: OH DAMN X2 Daddy_risk: kei ill work yours Inasg_no: BET X2 Keigo: No Nate fuck oof Keigo: Off Cindersghost: Can I join UwU Inasg_no: hahahahaha kiki Oofalladeez: FUCK myself? Inasg_no: BET X3 Daddy_risk: how ab i fuck kiki while she eats tay out? Inasg_no: BET X4 Inasg_no: no no wait Keigo: No I just want Tay and Tay only the rest of you can fuck off Daddy_risk: what Cindersghost: Ok then bye kei Daddy_risk: but Inasg_no: Kiki will fuck me whilst I give bj to cin, cin sucks risk off and risky fucks kiki Inasg_no: AWWWW Inasg_no: NCM IT JS KIKI AND ME Daddy_risk: i dont want head from a guy Keigo: L Cindersghost: I don't want to blow risky Inasg_no: someone else gotta fix this then Cindersghost: I'll suck off ring tho Daddy_risk: kiki i love you so much Keigo: Well me and tay gotta run off now Oofalladeez: I FUCK tay. Risk fucks kiki. We can go from there XD Daddy_risk: wow u wont say it in pub chat Inasg_no: OH DAMN XWHATEVEE THE NUMBER Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088433355856560148/1136741937030889592/Offical_Ultrakill_HEALTH_HATEFUL.mp4 Inasg_no: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA Keigo: Nope because I need to run off with tay Daddy_risk: nate how would ash feel that ur saying that? Inasg_no: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Inasg_no: LMAO YES KIKIIII Keigo: Now we run off Inasg_no: *picks Kiki up and runs* 💪💪💪 Daddy_risk: no kiki Daddy_risk: come back Daddy_risk: i wanna fuck kiki Inasg_no: threesome 🤔🤔 Cindersghost: I'm sad now Daddy_risk: same Inasg_no: aww why? Cindersghost: Sad bois club Inasg_no: 🦆 Daddy_risk: cuz kiki wants to fuck u tay Daddy_risk: not me Daddy_risk: chat ded like my dog Cindersghost: Fr Inasg_no: dark hole Inasg_no: joke* Cindersghost: A hole where?!? Oofalladeez: Hole Inasg_no: my pussy I mean eha Inasg_no: wha* Oofalladeez: i'll FUCK ur pink hole tay XD Inasg_no: oh damn Cindersghost: Threesome? Inasg_no: gangbang? (anon): Tay is mine fuck off all of you Cindersghost: here comes mich Keigo: SHES MINE YOU FUCKING degenerate (anon): Hey baby (anon): Nah ki she's mine, always has been Oofalladeez: Ash? Keigo: Bitch I will kill you Daddy_risk: FUCK U ANON KIKI IS MINE Ishipwillowandhunter: Botch I was anon Ishipwillowandhunter: *bitch Ishipwillowandhunter: And you can try In Ishipwillowandhunter: *Ki Keigo: Bitch no shit Ishipwillowandhunter: TAY. IS. MINE. Keigo: Bitch I'll murder you try me we're already going in fucking Oofalladeez: Lucky bitch XD Oofalladeez: Be back later. Risk text me when Ash is on. Cindersghost: Bye oof Daddy_risk: ok Cindersghost: Halo sometime this weekend? (anon): uwu Cindersghost: OwO Oofalladeez: Sure Oofalladeez: Cya cinder Cindersghost: Kewl Cindersghost: Byeee (anon): Were has Kei gone Daddy_risk: she in a game (anon): Ok Daddy_risk: i miss her Cindersghost: Simp Daddy_risk: idc ima simp Daddy_risk: for kiki Cindersghost: Simping is good Daddy_risk: fr (anon): Is she dating Inasg_no /C 19:42:50Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: No Cindersghost: What's your status over?! Daddy_risk: she is dating me Oofalladeez: FUCK wrong app. Leme know when ash is here Daddy_risk: i will Ishipwillowandhunter: . Eee34: E Cindersghost: Markiplier Ishipwillowandhunter: *moans in italian* Ishipwillowandhunter: Is hot Eee34: what the hell? Cindersghost: *moans in catboy* Inasg_no: Hey I'm Italian!!! Eee34: i'm also italian Daddy_risk: KIKI Eee34: but mostly german Inasg_no: is mine Keigo: Who Inasg_no: NO YIU RUINED IT XD Daddy_risk: KIKI IS NOT YOURS Inasg_no: PFFT I BEG TO DIFFER Daddy_risk: YALL MAKIN ME JELLOUS STOP PLZ Cindersghost: Fight fight fight Inasg_no: XD SORRYYY Inasg_no: I belong to mich anyways lol Keigo: And me* Daddy_risk: its ok i just want my baby girl Eee34: you're jealous why? Inasg_no: ofc Kiki xd Inasg_no: because I'm flirting with Kiki who's dating risky hahahaa Daddy_risk: cuz tay fnna take my girl Ishipwillowandhunter: YES Ishipwillowandhunter: SEE KI Ishipwillowandhunter: TAY BELONGS TO ME Eee34: oh that makes sense Keigo: And me you fucking bitch Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088433355856560148/1136748366064271440/What_the_Fuck_Is_Wrong_with_You.mp4 Ishipwillowandhunter: Tay could take anyone's girl/man tbh Eee34: wait hold up slave realationship ayo Cindersghost: Bichy michy Ishipwillowandhunter: Nope. Just me. Ishipwillowandhunter: Wtf Con Eee34: fuck i speeled that wrong Ishipwillowandhunter: *cin Cindersghost: Sorry mich Eee34: are you though? Cindersghost: Yes Inasg_no: I really couldn't Keigo: MICHIGAN Cindersghost: Hey mich any girl getting tips? Inasg_no: for one I couldn't and secondly I don't want to loll Inasg_no: NO KIKI ITS MICHICHUSETTS Ishipwillowandhunter: Uh yeah, just listen and be kind, and give lots of head Cindersghost: I hmm Eee34: she can't take mine Selincheeeen: where i am Inasg_no: hahahahahhaa Eee34: hell Inasg_no: ik I can't lmao (anon): public chat Inasg_no: that's great advice mich xd Cindersghost: Is it tho? Eee34: cause i don't have anyone to take Cindersghost: Same Inasg_no: aww lmao I feel bad now Inasg_no: ME ROO FUYS Inasg_no: TOO GUYS* Cindersghost: Maybe being alone is best for me Inasg_no: aww Keigo: I just fell on the floor Inasg_no: you have all of us cin!! Inasg_no: why? are you okay??? Keigo: Head first to Eee34: wait i thought you and mich wtf even is your relationship anyway Daddy_risk: why baby Keigo: Idk how Inasg_no: we aren't dating Inasg_no: did you trip Kiki? Inasg_no: and is your head okau Inasg_no: okay Keigo: I was on bed Cindersghost: Yikes kei Inasg_no: in my bed* Inasg_no: I mean wha Keigo: No I'm not OK Eee34: then what is it like a friends with benefits situation then? Cindersghost: I know someone who might want to be friends with benefits Eee34: and who would that be? Cindersghost: He said I'm like he big toe he wants to bang me on every bit of furniture Keigo: I'm the friend Tay is the benefit Cindersghost: His* Inasg_no: hahahahaha Inasg_no: damn right Kiki Cindersghost: But said guy has a unibrow uuugh *shudders* Keigo: Aight ima go take nap Daddy_risk: ily baby Daddy_risk: ima take a nap too Inasg_no: bye Kiki ly sleep well Keigo: Ilym Inasg_no: together? 🤔 Inasg_no: lym Cindersghost: Bye kei Keigo: no Keigo: not together Cindersghost: Have a nice nap Keigo: Have a nice life Cindersghost: I won't Inasg_no: you will find Eee34: on god though i wish i had friends Inasg_no: Cin* Inasg_no: HEY IM YOUR FRIEND Cindersghost: Me too kinda Inasg_no: ouch "kinda" Eee34: oh yeah i always forget that Cindersghost: Well if it's Logan than yeh I am a friend Eee34: yeah that me Cindersghost: Good hi pal Eee34: on god though i prefer incineroar Inasg_no: you always forget I'm your friend? Double ouch =/ Cindersghost: I respect your opinion subby Eee34: my memory is about as good as a calculator Cindersghost: So very? Inasg_no: :( Eee34: no like old calculator Cindersghost: So still very good Eee34: i'm just fucking with you tay geez Cindersghost: I wish I could fuck with Tay ong Cindersghost: I mean what Eee34: ayo Eee34: what you mean bro Cindersghost: Nothing Inasg_no: ooh things js got interesting Cindersghost: Wym Eee34: i mean can i join you in this "fucking around" Inasg_no: it was a boring chat before but nowwww Inasg_no: bet :D gangbang Inasg_no: mich is included tho Cindersghost: Mich get.over here Inasg_no: he has to be if you want me -.- Eee34: lets goooooooooooo Inasg_no: ima get him Cindersghost: Lol Eee34: ok who gets her ass? Cindersghost: I'ma have to go soon :( Eee34: nooo why Inasg_no: aw why? Cindersghost: Because I'm almost homr Inasg_no: btw I've spammed mich Cindersghost: Home* Inasg_no: aw :( Cindersghost: I might come back when I get to work Inasg_no: how long will that be cuz I gtg in less than an hour Cindersghost: Oh probably in an hour:( Eee34: well looks like it's only a threesome then Inasg_no: lmfaoo Cindersghost: *jealousy intensifies* Eee34: lol Inasg_no: whatchu jealous of? Cindersghost: Mich and Logan Cindersghost: Sorry when I like someone I get super jealous if other people flirt with them Inasg_no: oh lmao aww Cindersghost: Is that cute to you? Eee34: that be pretty cute Inasg_no: lmao whenever someone gets jealous it's cute Cindersghost: Thanks you two -/////- /C 20:09:23Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: aw lmao Inasg_no: you can't help how ya feel tho Cindersghost: I know Cindersghost: I can't describe the feeling it gives me Eee34: erectile moment Cindersghost: Like a tingling in my tummy and a slight sadness Eee34: oh shit wrong feeling Inasg_no: lmao Logan Cindersghost: That's how I feel when I get jealous Inasg_no: damn Inasg_no: I can't explain how I feel when I get jealous tbh Cindersghost: I feel that way with axel all the time Cindersghost: And you tay Inasg_no: aw axels adorable yall should get tg Eee34: i've never really felt jealous before Cindersghost: I don't the she likes me that much tay Ishipwillowandhunter: Tay is mine -.- Cindersghost: Then take her Eee34: we know jeez it was a joke man although it would be nice if you shared Inasg_no: in michs defense I wouldn't share him either, and ik I am goose <3 (anon): ?? Inasg_no: and why wouldn't axel like you? Cindersghost: I gtg seeyall laters Inasg_no: byeee Vulpix_axel: Yeah why wouldn't I? Inasg_no: HAHAHAHA PERFECT TIMING Cindersghost: Ummm bye Vulpix_axel: I was the yellow anon lmao. Cindersghost: I'll try to be back later Inasg_no: HEY AXEL <3 Cindersghost: Ily all <3 Vulpix_axel: Hiii! <3 Eee34: you and mich have a really weird relationship Inasg_no: lyt cinnn Inasg_no: do we tho? 🤔 Vulpix_axel: Yes.. Inasg_no: i love him what can I say 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ Eee34: yeah his cock Inasg_no: hey -.- I'm not a whore thank you Inasg_no: I love mich for all of mich Inasg_no: his cock is js a bonus Eee34: lmao Daddy_risk: well that was a short nap Eee34: i'm saving that Inasg_no: wbb Inasg_no: saving what? Eee34: what you said Inasg_no: his cock is js a bonus Daddy_risk: my cock is 7 inches Inasg_no: don't get me wrong that man can turn me on quicker than anyone else can but that's not the reason i love him Daddy_risk: mich? Inasg_no: ya Inasg_no: geez how would you have known x d Eee34: ok fair point but still Inasg_no: XD* Cindersghost: Meow :( Vulpix_axel: My bf cock is yummy. Daddy_risk: dont open this unless u tryna see my cock Vulpix_axel: I ate that thing up. Daddy_risk: https://thumbsnap.com/i/PyH4HPCn.mp4 Cindersghost: Oh there's the jealousy again Vulpix_axel: BRO WHY! Daddy_risk: DONT FUCKIN OPEN T UNLESS U TRYNA SEE Cindersghost: Nice cock Eee34: please tell me that isn't what i just saw Vulpix_axel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Vulpix_axel: BURN MY EYES! (anon): Why are you jerking it Oofalladeez: See what risk Vulpix_axel: HIS COCK! Inasg_no: risk sent a dick pix Daddy_risk: FUCKING TOLD U NOT TO OPEN IT UNLESS U TRYNA SEE MY COCK Cindersghost: Risks cock Inasg_no: I'd look but that's for kiki Inasg_no: so me not click Vulpix_axel: I DIDN'T SEE THAT TEXT!! Cindersghost: It is a nice cock tho Vulpix_axel: I CLICKED IT THEN CLOSED IT NOW I WANNA BURN! Daddy_risk: fr it is for kiki but thats not mine Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088433355856560148/1136069356170772571/Tifa_Meatballs.mp4 Oofalladeez: Glad I didnt click it t Eee34: i will admit nice cock Inasg_no: ngl I'm curious now Vulpix_axel: WHO'S IS IT!??! Inasg_no: but nay Inasg_no: nah* Eee34: do it Assmaster: ive seen worse Inasg_no: HEY ASS Vulpix_axel: HI ASS!! Cindersghost: Yo wassup ass Inasg_no: ngl tho you could literally send your actual nudes and no one would know Oofalladeez: I mean I could send u mine tay XD JK Eee34: the god has returned Inasg_no: are you jk tho? XD Cindersghost: Nate I'll take em Oofalladeez: No Cindersghost: Fuck Eee34: yeah no thank you Daddy_risk: i havent seen slutty on lately, anybody heard from her? Oofalladeez: Only 2 girls can see my cock XD. Actual one. Inasg_no: SLUTTYS MINE Daddy_risk: ik Inasg_no: Risky if I heard from slutty I'd be screaming abt ir Cindersghost: Yeah how is slutty doing Inasg_no: who the two girls Vulpix_axel: CAM IS THE SECOND GIRL, BUT NATE REALIZED CAM IS A GUY! Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/v8yA9XpK.mp4 Inasg_no: axel cam is a whore Inasg_no: 🤷🏼‍♀️ Vulpix_axel: first is ash. Oofalladeez: I fucking hate Cam Cindersghost: Cam was mentioned I'm sad Daddy_risk: im just saying i havent seen her for a min Vulpix_axel: OH!!?? (anon): ? Vulpix_axel: Why?? Daddy_risk: cam was a lying attention seeking whore Inasg_no: AGREED YOU COULDNT PUT IRT MORE PERFECTLY Cindersghost: Wdym Inasg_no: plus Inasg_no: She cheated on mich Inasg_no: And anyone Eee34: i need help :) Vulpix_axel: HUH?!? Inasg_no: Who hurts mich Daddy_risk: she told me she loved me then less than an hour later called nate her hubby Inasg_no: Has a deep deep hatred from me :D Vulpix_axel: ... Inasg_no: she told ring she loved him while dating mich Cindersghost: I feel terrible now Inasg_no: why I told you you better off without her 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ Oofalladeez: Last I heard she hhad a seizure and was in a coma. I only believe it because she seized on call. Good riddance Inasg_no: Anywho Inasg_no: ANYWHO Daddy_risk: told me that she loved me while she was dating mich too Inasg_no: AXELS THE EMBODIMENT OF ADORABLE AM I RIGHT Cindersghost: Kill me now Daddy_risk: and showed me her body while dating mich so... Eee34: meh Oofalladeez: ENOUGH CAM BULL SHIT Vulpix_axel: OwO Inasg_no: LIKE SHES JS SO CUTE Inasg_no: AXELS LITERALLY ADORABLE Cindersghost: I know she is Inasg_no: frrr Cindersghost: Stop making me jealous Vulpix_axel: Thank you, but no. Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099035875830136994/1136757257552543905/Sam_Hyde_combination_of.mp4 Eee34: meh she's ok i guess Cindersghost: Stfu Logan Inasg_no: NO Inasg_no: axel is perfect <3 love you axel Vulpix_axel: Love you too Tay! <3 Inasg_no: hehe :D Inasg_no: so guys Inasg_no: What do we think of cheesecake Vulpix_axel: =P Daddy_risk: OMG ITS SO GOOD Vulpix_axel: It's ok ig. Cindersghost: I like cheesecake Inasg_no: FUCK OFF Inasg_no: sorru Inasg_no: sorru Inasg_no: Sorry* Inasg_no: oml Eee34: i'm loved by my parents but they're forced to love me so they don't count Cindersghost: I had cheesecake brownies and it was amazing omg Inasg_no: I hate cheesecake Inasg_no: i love you Logan :( Vulpix_axel: I'm lactose intolerant so I don't really like it. Cindersghost: Oh lol Cindersghost: I didn't know that axel Inasg_no: I hate it because I hate cheese and I hate cake Vulpix_axel: Yeah hehe. Inasg_no: I don't hate cake but it's eh Vulpix_axel: Fairr. Inasg_no: that's cute axel Vulpix_axel: I also don't like the texture. Inasg_no: agreed Eee34: oh i would say i love you too but that would make me feel weird Inasg_no: mich finna kill me for saying it's shit :D Inasg_no: lmao you don't have to say it Inasg_no: I love you as a friend btw Cindersghost: I'm hungry now Eee34: eat yourself Inasg_no: eat me out Cindersghost: Yay bet Daddy_risk: i want to go watch porn Daddy_risk: or get head Daddy_risk: or watch porn while getting head Eee34: ok bet Inasg_no: hahahah Cindersghost: Lol Daddy_risk: or make porn of me getting head Inasg_no: I'll give you head Daddy_risk: ya thats the one Vulpix_axel: Sgut up please.. Inasg_no: axel Daddy_risk: i wanna make a movie Inasg_no: Axel Inasg_no: Axel Inasg_no: Axel Vulpix_axel: Mhm? Inasg_no: Axel Inasg_no: I love you Vulpix_axel: I love you too Tay! Cindersghost: We all love you axel Inasg_no: hehehe :) Vulpix_axel: =3 Vulpix_axel: I love yall too. Cindersghost: Axel Tay you two should date Eee34: gangbang moment Eee34: i mean huh Vulpix_axel: I have a bf- Cindersghost: Ik Inasg_no: ah if only I could date her Vulpix_axel: Fr. Inasg_no: but I'm in a complicated situation sooo Inasg_no: HEY Vulpix_axel: Oop- Daddy_risk: axel s also straight Inasg_no: YOU JS SAY FR? :) Inasg_no: damn hopes crushed Vulpix_axel: I did say fr. Inasg_no: but you straight xd Eee34: you're in a situation? Inasg_no: ya Cindersghost: Axel is straight? Cindersghost: Why am I surprised Daddy_risk: as far as ik Eee34: what kind of situation? Daddy_risk: im straight too Inasg_no: as yall know I love mich, plus more than one person has asked me out and I'm trying not to hurt anyone so I'm js stating single atm Inasg_no: staying* Inasg_no: I'm bi :D Vulpix_axel: BITCH I'M AS STRAIGHT AS A FUCKING BENDY STRAW TF!?!? Cindersghost: Ha Cindersghost: Nice joke axel Vulpix_axel: =3 Daddy_risk: im as straight as a pencil Daddy_risk: unless its ryan rennolds Eee34: bruh that actually makes sense but one flaw Inasg_no: idk I'm like 90% men 10% women Inasg_no: which is? /C 20:35:57Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: I'm a pansexual. Inasg_no: YESSSS Inasg_no: I mean oh nice Vulpix_axel: Lmao. Daddy_risk: since when Inasg_no: XD Cindersghost: I'm bi-myself Inasg_no: anywho, Logan what's the flaw Vulpix_axel: Since like I was 5.. Daddy_risk: oh damn Cindersghost: How do I get bitches Vulpix_axel: Mhm. Daddy_risk: well ima go watch a movie Vulpix_axel: Porn? Daddy_risk: bye yall Daddy_risk: no not porn Eee34: that flaw is if the person know the bs you've been through and is ok with how you act and feel then it would be ok or in my case anyway also you could say the same about friends and you have friends Eee34: many friends Inasg_no: i don't understand Inasg_no: sorry I'm dumb but please explain Vulpix_axel: =( Keigo: I'm awake Vulpix_axel: KEI!! Keigo: Hi Vulpix_axel: Hi! Eee34: ok so you know how you've been through a lot of bs? Keigo: Who Cindersghost: I kinda hope I get hit by a car later Keigo: CIN Inasg_no: Yes I do Keigo: NO BAD Inasg_no: WB KIKI Cindersghost: I'm a bad boi >:3 Keigo: I wanna go back to bed for the rest of the day Daddy_risk: BABY Daddy_risk: ill brb Keigo: Hi Daddy_risk: like 10 min, dont go anywhere Keigo: Why Keigo: not Daddy_risk: cuz i wanna talk to u baby but i gtg rn Daddy_risk: ill be back in like 10 min Daddy_risk: love you Keigo: I'm gonna go back to napping bro Eee34: and if the person that wants to date you understands that and they know that you may or may not have something happen to you Daddy_risk: was going to watch a movie then my aunt asked me to do the dshes but ig the dishes can wait Cindersghost: I've got chills Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: Logan did you say anything Daddy_risk: so how are u doing today baby girl Eee34: and if the person that wants to date you understands that and they know that you may or may not have something happen to you Inasg_no: have what happen to me? Pm me Keigo: RAWR Cindersghost: I blacked out Eee34: idk anything with the shit you've been through god knows Daddy_risk: BABY ANSWER ME <3 Inasg_no: oof you don't wanna know Keigo: Wdym Inasg_no: are you okay cin? Daddy_risk: how are u doing today? Cindersghost: No I'm not hehe Keigo: im fine Daddy_risk: thats good Inasg_no: whoever I pmed you're nottt to that was the wrong person Cindersghost: It was me Cindersghost: It was me barry Inasg_no: risky here's some advice for you Daddy_risk: wsp Inasg_no: Whenever a girl says they're fine, they're the complete opposite Inasg_no: so basically Kiki isn't fine Daddy_risk: oh Cindersghost: I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you nutted at just a woman's touch Inasg_no: 🤷🏼‍♀️ Daddy_risk: BABY WHATS WRONG Inasg_no: pm her risky Oofalladeez: Dumbass XD Keigo: It's to early to be up Oofalladeez: Its 1:46 Inasg_no: you'd think guys would know that by now xd Keigo: Fr Cindersghost: I will never understand girls Keigo: IM GOING TO KILL MY FUCKING STEP BROTHER Cindersghost: I'll never understand people Eee34: why? Keigo: HE RUINED MY ART PROJECT Cindersghost: Because humans are confusing Eee34: oh Cindersghost: Justified Cindersghost: Take him down kei Keigo: I AM Inasg_no: gtg in 10 mins Cindersghost: Aww Keigo: Nooooo Cindersghost: We'll miss you Inasg_no: aw I'll miss y'all too Inasg_no: it's almost 10 pm for me tho and my phone locks at 10 Cindersghost: I'll miss you especially Keigo: He going to regret the day he ruined my art Inasg_no: awww cin Oofalladeez: We love y u tay Cindersghost: Damn my phone locks at 8 Inasg_no: YOU GUYSSSSS YOURE FINNA MAKE ME BLUSH Inasg_no: I love yall tooooo Inasg_no: oof unlucky Cindersghost: Tay you're so cute and beautiful Oofalladeez: I'll stay up for a cal Inasg_no: hey my phone unlocks at 8am xd Daddy_risk: ok well i gtg do the dishes now, if ur not here when i get back ily and ill miss u kiki Inasg_no: okiee and I'm not beautiful or cute but thyy Inasg_no: tyyy* Cindersghost: You're wrong tau Cindersghost: Tay Oofalladeez: Mine locks at 9pm and unlocks at 9Am Cindersghost: Fuck me I can't type Inasg_no: I'm not wrong Inasg_no: same oof, on weekends tho Keigo: Mine doesn't lock bro Cindersghost: Same here too Inasg_no: btw someone tell mich i love him if he comes back Oofalladeez: Cinder u got a number? Lemme have it no homo XD Inasg_no: mine didn't until my dad found out abt this site Vulpix_axel: ... Inasg_no: HEY AXEL Cindersghost: 610 773 8452 Cindersghost: 1 Inasg_no: smh you shouldn't of done that pub Inasg_no: lurkers fr Cindersghost: One not two! Cindersghost: 610 773 8451 Inasg_no: Inasg_no: btw someone tell mich i love him if he comes back Cindersghost: I gtg Inasg_no: please :c Keigo: He turnd it blue Vulpix_axel: Hi. Inasg_no: byeee ly cin Vulpix_axel: Oki. Inasg_no: LOVE YOU AXSL Inasg_no: AXEL* Keigo: THE AMOUNT OF TIME IVE TAKEN ON THIS HAIR Vulpix_axel: Love you too! Cindersghost: Bye Tay Cindersghost: See y'all later <3 Inasg_no: okiee Inasg_no: AH I DONT LIKE THIS Eee34: like what? Inasg_no: so many older guys are hitting on me and I don't wanna be mean cuz when I tell them my age they sound sad so I say I'll js talk with them and that's it but AHHH Inasg_no: thet keep sneaking in the lil flirty shit and ew Keigo: You Inasg_no: okay I gtg now Inasg_no: bye yall i love you tell mich I love him plsss Eee34: see ya Keigo: NOOOOOOOOOO Oofalladeez: Bye tay we love and I will tell him. Keigo: T^T Keigo: shes gone Daddy_risk: im back kiki still here? Keigo: Nope not at all Daddy_risk: BABY /C 21:02:30Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Hi Daddy_risk: just hi? Keigo: Yes Keigo: tired Daddy_risk: u dont call me baby anymore? Daddy_risk: XD Vulpix_axel: OwO? Keigo: No ur not a baby Keigo: ur babe Daddy_risk: ik Daddy_risk: im daddy Keigo: Ok daddy Daddy_risk: shiiii Keigo: Almost done with the art project Daddy_risk: ooh nice can i see when its done? Keigo: If u make a call now yea Daddy_risk: ok one sec Daddy_risk: https://us05web.zoom.us/j/84298043078?pwd=IiK2XzXqbAABm1gi6eVpEg2p43rBBK.1 Daddy_risk: u joining? Keigo: You never sent it Daddy_risk: https://us05web.zoom.us/j/84298043078?pwd=IiK2XzXqbAABm1gi6eVpEg2p43rBBK.1 Ashh: 2/fl Ashh: hey shawtys Daddy_risk: hey ash ima text nate and let hm know ur on Ashh: thx risky Daddy_risk: np Cindersghost: Nya~ Cindersghost: No one Cindersghost: Damn Ashh: lol Eee34: E Cindersghost: F Eee34: W Cindersghost: T Eee34: Y Cindersghost: M Eee34: O Cindersghost: A Eee34: M Cindersghost: Y Cindersghost: Shhshehdudbsijehdjsnsidjjfifne Eee34: C Eee34: O Cindersghost: C Eee34: K Cindersghost: Uwu Oofalladeez: ASH BA Eee34: why uwu? Cindersghost: Because cock Cindersghost: UwU cock Eee34: i prefer pussy but whatever Cindersghost: I want cock Cindersghost: Fuck me uwu Cindersghost: I'm looking forward to school Vulpix_axel: =P Cindersghost: Then I can be on here all the time Cindersghost: Unless they blocked azala Dtrump: oh? Cindersghost: I'm in pain Cindersghost: If bread in French is pain then I own a fucking bakery Eee34: i don't think i want to fuck you cin and sry had to dip for a bit Cindersghost: It's okay Dtrump: weird Cindersghost: Lurker Eee34: who is? Cindersghost: Dtrump Dtrump: iku Eee34: yeah Cindersghost: You'll kill me? Dtrump: i know you Cindersghost: Oh I'm disappointed now Cindersghost: Don't be scared my death would only be Minor Vulpix_axel: Arthur! Cindersghost: Ba dum tss Cindersghost: Get it? Cuz I'm a minor /C 21:29:04Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Cindersghost: Did you like that joke axel? Vulpix_axel: It was silly. Cindersghost: Yay Cindersghost: I got approval Vulpix_axel: Though don't kys. Cindersghost: I want to get murdered not commit suicide Vulpix_axel: Don't die. Djshrimpdick: I wanna be hit by a car going 69mph Ashh: mood Cindersghost: Big difference Cindersghost: But what would be wrong if I died Cindersghost: Absolutely nothing Vulpix_axel: No. Cindersghost: Yep Djshrimpdick: no body would miss me if a disappeared Cindersghost: Ppl would forget about me if I died Vulpix_axel: I WOULD MISS YOU DJ!! Djshrimpdick: same Vulpix_axel: AND CIN I'D REMEMBER YOU!! Cindersghost: Aww really? Vulpix_axel: Yes!! Djshrimpdick: ive already forgotten myself Cindersghost: Thank you axel that means a lot Ashh: whered risky go Cindersghost: Idk Vulpix_axel: *hugs Dj* Djshrimpdick: *walks into wall* Djshrimpdick: excuse me sir Cindersghost: I found these eyes on the ground Daddy_risk: im here Daddy_risk: im in a call w kiki Vulpix_axel: Omg *takes eyes and pops em in Dj's head* I SAID SEE!! Djshrimpdick: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Djshrimpdick: ITS TOO BRIGHT Eee34: what the hell? Cindersghost: Not sure that how it works axel but okay Djshrimpdick: *staring directly at the sun* Cindersghost: I've got work now so I'll be on and off Vulpix_axel: *forces Dj to look at me* Vulpix_axel: Oki Cin! Djshrimpdick: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh... oh thats better Vulpix_axel: *smiles at Dj* Vulpix_axel: I'm gonna cryy! Djshrimpdick: *doesnt blink* Vulpix_axel: Hun.. you need to blink- Djshrimpdick: *eyes start to burn* Djshrimpdick: *eyes get set on fire* Djshrimpdick: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh Vulpix_axel: *forces Dj to blink* Djshrimpdick: oh no Djshrimpdick: everythings dark again Vulpix_axel: Open your eyes hun.. Djshrimpdick: oh yea Djshrimpdick: I CAN SEE AGAIN Djshrimpdick: but now my eyes are two different colors Cindersghost: I wish my eyes were different colors Cindersghost: I might dye my hair entirely white Djshrimpdick: nice Cindersghost: Ye Djshrimpdick: *walks into traffic and sits down* Vulpix_axel: *grabs dj and walks out of traffic* Djshrimpdick: heyyyy Cindersghost: Yehhhhhh Cindersghost: *sits down* nyah~ Cindersghost: Bye Ashh: adios Keigo: Amigos Ashh: hey mommy kei Daddy_risk: i just got a call from my mom... i have to get vacines tm Djshrimpdick: *quietly crawls towards the highway* Daddy_risk: i fucking hate needles Ashh: ewwwww shots suck Ashh: i turn 17 this year and my mom still has to bribe me Daddy_risk: my first memory is on the opperating table so make of that what u wll Daddy_risk: will* Ashh: goodness Djshrimpdick: *lays down in the fast lane* Ashh: *moves dj out of the lane* Daddy_risk: ya i had MRSA Djshrimpdick: nooooooooo Djshrimpdick: LET ME PLAY IN TRAFFIC Daddy_risk: they had to do "surgery" on me when i was and they ddnt think i would remember it but i do and im terrified of doctors Daddy_risk: when i was 3* Vulpix_axel: Thank you Ash. Djshrimpdick: meanies Ashh: ofc Ashh: no sewer slide /C 21:55:37Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: *disappears* Daddy_risk: i gtg Keigo: Rarawt Djshrimpdick: *standing on top of a semi* Eee34: i hate skyrim Eee34: rip chat Ashh: im tired of men Vulpix_axel: Fr. Ashh: where the bi chicks at bruh XD too many men in my life rn Vulpix_axel: Lmaoo. Dtrump: none Vulpix_axel: Napping. Eee34: what? /C 22:22:10Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Grass: hey yall Eee34: hello Dtrump: hey Grass: h trump Grass: how is everybody, its been a while Grass: brb Eee34: idk chat kinda dead rn Grass: im back Ring: Merp Eee34: ok Djshrimpdick: *standing in the fast lane of traffic Grass: yooo dj Grass: wsp Djshrimpdick: sup Grass: i havent been on for a min how are u Djshrimpdick: guuud Grass: thats guuuud Grass: my wifes almost done with dinner might have to go soon Djshrimpdick: ok Eee34: E Grass: just got on to see whats up with everybody, who is eee? Grass: well ima go smoke some grass before dinner cya guys later Djshrimpdick: Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own I am so lonely Ashh: someone run me over Eee34: sure where and when? Eee34: also dj i feel you /C 22:48:44Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Eee34: hello anyone there or is everyone dead? Ashh: dead Djshrimpdick: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD Eee34: oh no why? Djshrimpdick: idk Eee34: oh fair Ashh: why tf are people so complicated Djshrimpdick: you tell me Eee34: idk Eee34: do you ever wonder why we exist cause i feel like i'm just a waste of space and sometimes wish i could just disappear Djshrimpdick: same Anonone: =c Eee34: i'm sad Dtrump: predestination /C 23:15:18Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: im back Djshrimpdick: im not Daddy_risk: hi dj Daddy_risk: 147852369 Djshrimpdick: hi Djshrimpdick: nice social security number Djshrimpdick: is it yours Daddy_risk: ya Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/4CYCYbMq.mp4 Daddy_rlsk90: ya Daddy_risk: what u going to do with it Daddy_risk: oh no Daddy_risk: u stole my identy Eee34: oh shit Djshrimpdick: Fuck Daddy_risk: identity* Djshrimpdick: someone has that account with a password Dabby_risk: there we go Daddy_risk: what acc? Dabby_risk: Daddy_rlsk Daddy_risk: no shit Dabby_risk: is it this color Daddy_risk: i have a password on my acc Dabby_risk: no Eee34: oh my god there are three? Dabby_risk: its your name but with an L instead of an I Dabby_risk: this one Dabby_risk: WHICH PURPLE DO YOU HAVE Daddy_risk: oh shit who has that acc? Dabby_risk: idk Djshrimpdick: i have this one tho Daddy_risk: STOP DJ Dabby_risk: why Daddy_risk: UR STEALING MY IDENTITY Dabby_risk: HAHAHA Daddy_risk: NEXT UR GONNA STEAL MY GIRL :( Dabby_risk: Shiiiiii Djshvimpdick: OK U WANNA PLAY THIS GAME Dabby_risk: you can call me mr stealyogirl Djshvimpdick: im u now HAHAHAHAH Dabby_risk: you couldve put a L where the i is instead Dabby_risk: theres two i Djshvimpdick: but i dont want to Assmaster: https://i.imgur.com/Cd99iTg.mp4 Dabby_risk: but it makes more sense Djshvimpdick: ok one min, thanks for the advise on identity theft Dishrimpdick: how ab an "i" where the "j" belongs Dabby_risk: i guess it works Dishrimpdick: it looks way better Daddy_rlsk: it could be better Djshrimpdick: shell be confused bc she has me ignored Eee34: who does? Djshrimpdick: kiego Dishrimpdick: my baby girl Dabby_risk: frfr Dishrimpdick: who is daddy rlsk? Dishrimpdick: rLsk Eee34: oh that doesn't sound weird Dabby_risk: idk Dishrimpdick: is that u dj? Dabby_risk: im dabby Eee34: oh wait you switched accounts Dabby_risk: brb Dishrimpdick: if ur rlsk use that to confuse kiki Daddy_rlsk: understood Dishrimpdick: that will confuse her good Dishrimpdick: lol Ring: Merp Dishrimpdick: hi daddy Dishrimpdick: father ring ;) Dishrimpdick: plz put a ring on my finger daddy Dishrimpdick: or let me put my finger in a ring ;) Cindersghost: The darkness of night falls around my soul Cindersghost: And the hunter within loses control Cindersghost: Gotta let it out Gotta let it out Gotta let it out Gotta let it out Cindersghost: This demon inside has ahold of me clenching it's power trying to break free Daddy_rlsk: yo stfu Dishrimpdick: make me Cindersghost: Gotta let it out Gotta let it out Gotta let it out Gotta let it out Eee34: do it Dishrimpdick: logan u can join too ;) Cindersghost: Move fast baby don't be slow step aside reload time to go Cindersghost: I can't seem to control all the rage that's inside me Eee34: join what? Dishrimpdick: our freeky sex cult Eee34: umm no thank you i'm good Dishrimpdick: awmwhy not? Cindersghost: Pulling shots aiming dots yeah I don't miss branded by fire born in the abyss red hot temper I just can't resist all this vengeance inside me Cindersghost: I'll join the sex cult Cindersghost: Ooga booga Dishrimpdick: ok :) Dishrimpdick: can u suck my asshole Cindersghost: Sure hehe Eee34: umm well it seems like the sex cult only consists of men and i am not gay so i'm good Cindersghost: Be gay Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/5yegmaD6.mp4 Cindersghost: It's okay to let the gay out Daddy_rlsk: its not okay Dishrimpdick: im not gay either but i like holes so ... Cindersghost: Fill my hole Dishrimpdick: ok Cindersghost: UwU Eee34: i'm not gay i like pussy not cock Dtrump: smart Dishrimpdick: i dont like cock, i like holes Cindersghost: I'll put on a dress and make you like ass Logan hehe Daddy_rlsk: i like halves Daddy_rlsk: ... damn thats kinda... fuckin weird as well to say cinder Cindersghost: I'm weird asf Dishrimpdick: can u put on a maid dress for me? Eee34: yes yes you are Cindersghost: Ofc Cindersghost: I love maid dresses Daddy_rlsk: the thing i love is Kiki's holes Cindersghost: Yeah we know it seems like the only thing you love Eee34: yall need some help Cindersghost: If you're here you do too (anon): We all need help Daddy_risk: THATS NOT ME Cindersghost: Oh it isn't you're right Daddy_rlsk: ah fuck Daddy_rlsk: wait Daddy_rlsk: if thats risk who the fuck is... Daddy_risk: i do love kiki tho Eee34: ok you're not wrong /C 23:41:51Thursday, August 3, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Cindersghost: I know I'm not Cindersghost: Nyanny nyanny nya nya Cindersghost: *gets down on hand and knees* nyah~ Djshrimpdick: im back Dishrimpdick: hi Ishipwillowandhunter: AAAAH THERES TOO MUCH AUTISM HAPPENING AT OJCE I NEED IZZY Eee34: you know what why the fuck do i care Daddy_rlsk: en bbg Cindersghost: Mich! Hiiiii Dabby_risk: hi Eee34: also cin are you serious rn? Cindersghost: I was about to leave Dabby_risk: I MISS MY BBG Izzy_bllght: i have been called Cindersghost: Hey a fake izzy Eee34: wow perfect timing Izzy_bllght: im 35% like the real thing :) Dishrimpdick: nah ur real enough just get autistic Izzy_bllght: okay Izzy_bilght: Im here for the cult meeting Izzy_bllght: ZKMZCMZXMZMZRWAHYBWRQrjhbxijtaebgi Eee34: this chat needs help Dishrimpdick: fr Dabby_risk: yep (anon): Yup Izzy_bllght: cheeseburgers n shit along with 28 raw skinned pigs jumping around a parking lot bigfoot big foot big feet hotdog helper funny moments Dishrimpdick: peepee poopoo Izzy_bllght: cookiza Izzy_bilght: Jimmy just sucked my toes then threw me out a window Dabby_risk: brb Dishrimpdick: wtf izzy Cindersghost: Goodnight everyone Dishrimpdick: cya daddy Izzy_bllght: yo whats up everyone its mister beast! today in this challenge we are going to see who can keep a glass cock inside their anus for the longest without shattering it! the winner gets 50 bucks! Cindersghost: I'ma sub Dishrimpdick: oh gn baby bitch boi Izzy_bllght: gn bbg Cindersghost: I'm also male Izzy_bllght: see you tomorrow Cindersghost: Probably not Dishrimpdick: dont kys Cindersghost: No promises Izzy_bllght: (optional) Dishrimpdick: plz Cindersghost: Why Cindersghost: Who are you anyway Dishrimpdick: im your daddy Izzy_bllght: its your father Cindersghost: Okay bye Dishrimpdick: bye baby boy Izzy_bllght: bye bye cindy Izzy_bllght: im going to go cull the bass population with my bare hands (anon): you have bear hands? Dishrimpdick: yes Eee34: i'm bored Daddy_risk: that shit was funny tbh Eee34: meh not really but ok Dabby_risk: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dishrimpdick: brb Dabby_risk: damn Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/RLGSfnz3.mp4 Dishrimpdick: im back Dabby_risk: nice Izzy_bilght: Jimmy is a convicted felon after he murder 15 pregnant women at a Chuck E Cheezes Assmaster: wat Dishrimpdick: hi real izzy Dishrimpdick: fake izzy was on earler Djshrimpdick: peepee poopoo Dabby_risk: nice Izzy_bilght: i agree Eee34: oh btw i'm jimmy proof Izzy_bilght: NANI Dishrimpdick: funny Izzy_bilght: IMPOSSIBUR Eee34: oh i had satan beat his ass an i super glued all my holes Izzy_bilght: Jimmy is an immortal demon from the underworld who feeds off of your dreams until finally coming to you during the day only to eat your insides Vulpix_axel: ... Izzy_bilght: hi axel Dabby_risk: hi axel Djshrimpdick: hi axel Vulpix_axel: Hii! Eee34: oh i thought he was an immortal rapist Dishrimpdick: he is Vulpix_axel: Huh?? Eee34: jimmy Vulpix_axel: Oh he is. Vulpix_axel: I'm gonna cry bro- Eee34: why you gonna cry? Vulpix_axel: Cramps. Eee34: oh Dishrimpdick: hi axe Dabby_risk: i miss kiki Dishrimpdick: ik u do now shut up ab it faggot Vulpix_axel: Hello fake Risky and dj. Izzy_bilght: i cant wait to rip jimmy out of his onsie and ride him into oblivion Dishrimpdick: do you know who we really are? Vulpix_axel: Hi fake izzy. Eee34: wait what how do you have such power over jimmy /C 00:08:25Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: Oh ehehhehe HI! Izzy_bilght: Because i have trained in the way of bitchfu Eee34: what show me Izzy_bilght: Shut up BITCH Daddy_risk: no u cant know the way Eee34: noooooooooooooooooooooooo Daddy_risk: only izzy and me Dishrimpdick: and me Izzy_bilght: only the chosen few can withsatnd its power Daddy_risk: oh ya and fake dj Djshrimpdick: what about real dj Daddy_risk: i gtg now Daddy_risk: ask izzy Vulpix_axel: Noo bye. Eee34: well i know tonguefue Djshrimpdick: bye risky poo (anon): NIGGERDICKS Dishrimpdick: i want to toungue punch a fartbox Izzy_bilght: I want to tongue punch jimmys insides Vulpix_axel: tf? Daddy_risk: ima be afk Daddy_risk: im waiting for kiki Izzy_blight: I want to fist punch jimmys nuts Izzy_blight: very hard Eee34: omg i just thought of how that would look and i'm terrified Vulpix_axel: I'M SO HAPPY! Djshrimpdick: hi IZZY Izzy_blight: He Eee34: why are you happy Izzy_blight: Yabadabbadoo Eee34: mood Vulpix_axel: I found the ring I'm paying you for next year. ^^ Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Djshrimpdick: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Vulpix_axel: Dj shush.. Dishrimpdick: ooh real izzy is on now Djshrimpdick: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Eee34: wait me Djshrimpdick: I AM THE KING OF REEEEEEEEEEEE Dishrimpdick: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Izzy_blight: Austistic Dabby_risk: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Vulpix_axel: Logan. If you're logan yes. Izzy_blight: 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 Eee34: nvm Izzy_blight: WIBTON Izzy_blight: beeeeeeee Eee34: mokey Izzy_bilght: 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Izzy_blight: Ape 🦧 Dishrimpdick: NIGGER Vulpix_axel: AH! Djshrimpdick: OI Djshrimpdick: I DONT SAY THAT Izzy_blight: Pachyderms Dishrimpdick: why Dishrimpdick: is jungle bunny better Izzy_blight: Ni🅱🅱ers Dishrimpdick: how about darkie Dishrimpdick: os coon Dishrimpdick: or* Izzy_blight: Nougat Djshrimpdick: i have a public image to uphold Dishrimpdick: do it pussy boi Izzy_blight: I have a dik in my mouth Dishrimpdick: is it jimmies? Izzy_blight: How did you know Izzy_bilght: I have a mouth in my dik]= Izzy_blight: Oh that's not normal consider seeking medical attention Dabby_risk: fr Dishrimpdick: FR Dabby_risk: dont you just love being messaged by yourself Djshrimpdick: *walks into traffic* im out Daddy_risk: ya its weird Dishrimpdick: no real me dont do it Izzy_blight: I love being gay and retarbed Dishrimpdick: sure u do izzy Izzy_bilght: *repardeb Dishrimpdick: we love u being gay and retarbed Izzy_blight: *babadiop Izzy_bilght: *ftgyujkmnbvfgtyujikl Izzy_blight: Thabk yo u :) Izzy_blight: *niga; Dishrimpdick: nigga* Dishrimpdick: ! Keigo: Ug Djshrimpdick: !?!?!?!? Dabby_risk: sup bbg Dishrimpdick: hi kei Vulpix_axel: 0w0 Keigo: what the hell did I wake up too Izzy_blight: Mexican grill GRILLED HODOGS Dabby_risk: dont question it Izzy_blight: IKJHGGHJJHGG Izzy_blight: im having a fit Keigo: L Izzy_blight: hhhhhhhhhggghhghghhh Dabby_risk: I MISSSEEEDDDD YOUUUUUU BABY Keigo: im to tired Dishrimpdick: why Dishrimpdick: didnt u just wake up? Keigo: Si I did Izzy_blight: I unfollowed Jimmy on GTA online Dishrimpdick: lol Dishrimpdick: thats fake risk Dishrimpdick: thats not relyy him Dabby_risk: ha Daddy_risk: im me Djshrimpdick: HAHA Daddy_risk: see the difference babe Djshrimpdick: damn imagine Keigo: Yes I do Keigo: Ever heard of playing along Daddy_risk: did u think it was really me? Keigo: No I'm not as blind as you think I am Djshrimpdick: obviously bc im such a good actor Dishrimpdick: me too Izzy_blight: Im a gay actor Izzy_bilght: me too Dishrimpdick: me too Izzy_blight: Nice nice Djshrimpdick: im not Eee34: EEE Daddy_risk: baby i missed u Izzy_blight: Be gay do meth Izzy_blight: 🌈🌈🌈🌈 (anon): Geth Djshrimpdick: seth Daddy_risk: guys im going to dye my hair purple what do you think? (anon): Do geth Djshrimpdick: do it Djshrimpdick: no balls Daddy_risk: im going to Daddy_risk: im calling my mom rn Daddy_risk: KIKI Vulpix_axel: Purple...? Izzy_blight: I AM A FAGGOT Keigo: Hi Daddy_risk: yes purple Daddy_risk: i love you Keigo: Ilym Daddy_risk: kiki Izzy_blight: Kumkum Keigo: I'm tired Daddy_risk: why? Izzy_blight: Am I a dentist Keigo: I just woke up Daddy_risk: oh /C 00:34:58Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: I wanna go back to sleep Vulpix_axel: L. Daddy_risk: noooooo Keigo: Yes Djshrimpdick: L bozo my g Daddy_risk: THE GIRLS COM EASY AND THE DRUGS COME CHEEP, WE'LL ALL STAY SKINNY CUZ WE JUST WONT EAT Keigo: Huh Daddy_risk: AND WE'LL HANG OUT AT THE COOLEST BARS (anon): Wtf Daddy_risk: rock star bu nickleback Djshrimpdick: hey hey, im gonna be a rockstar Daddy_risk: by* Daddy_risk: HEY HEY Keigo: Ima go back to slep Daddy_risk: ok ily baby Daddy_risk: gn Djshrimpdick: thats not how the song goes Daddy_risk: ima listen to it rn Keigo: bruh it's only 7 I'll be up at 8 my time Daddy_risk: ok well sleep well for a lil bit Daddy_risk: ily Izzy_blight: Oh fuk my dad just about found out I searched for porn Djshrimpdick: oh shit Izzy_blight: I am so mortified i m gonna death Daddy_risk: ok well ima go play fn cya later Djshrimpdick: byeeee Izzy_blight: I have to get it off before he checks again and finds (anon): Fortnight? Djshrimpdick: fortnite (anon): Fortnite battle pass (anon): I just shit out my ass Eee34: https://thumbsnap.com/i/owtfYEBP.mp4 (anon): Booting my pic cus I need need to get the Fortnite battle pass (anon): https://thumbsnap.com/i/RLGSfnz3.mp4 Vulpix_axel: ... Eee34: https://i.postimg.cc/NM9VJb6R/1650991227095.jpg (anon): https://thumbsnap.com/e3HXQhAR?src=tsd (anon): https://thumbsnap.com/i/Z9ksDf4L.mp4 Vulpix_axel: Monke. Vulpix_axel: Oo ee ah ah /C 01:01:32Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: damn nobody is on :( Daddy_risk: hru mich Vulpix_axel: ? Daddy_risk: oh h axel Daddy_risk: hi* Vulpix_axel: Hi. Vulpix_axel: How speak monke? Daddy_risk: i miss kiki Daddy_risk: ooh ooh aah aah Vulpix_axel: Oo ee ah ah. Daddy_risk: or do u mean urban monke cuz they speek like, "nigga run yo pockets" Vulpix_axel: ... Daddy_risk: ima go to bed tell kiki i love her Vulpix_axel: No. Vulpix_axel: Stay. Vulpix_axel: >=[ Daddy_risk: m tired Vulpix_axel: To bad. Daddy_risk: gn Vulpix_axel: Nooo. Daddy_risk: ya gn Vulpix_axel: NOOOOOOOOO@ Izzy_bilght: im bored Djshrimpdick: same Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Eee34: i'm also bored Djshrimpdick: nice /C 01:28:05Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: I'm so lonely Eee34: yo same Vulpix_axel: ? Vulpix_axel: ? Vulpix_axel: ? Keigo: Hey big Keigo: Bbg Vulpix_axel: Hi. /C 01:54:37Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Gtg Djshrimpdick: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Vulpix_axel: 1 r 2 Djshrimpdick: 2 /C 02:21:10Friday, August 4, 2023 -no one was typing 04:33:53Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 05:01:16Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 05:27:50Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Ok I'm going to bed so gn ig (anon): gn Keigo: Wait who r u /C 05:54:23Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: KIKI Daddy_risk: DAMNIT /C 06:20:57Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: kiki come back :( Daddy_risk: dj u up? Daddy_risk: ok well gn /C 06:47:30Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: the most expensive haircut is chemotherapy Dtrump: depends on the insurane Ishipwillowandhunter: Insurance in America is shit, actually all of America Ishipwillowandhunter: 's healthcare is shit Dtrump: I never realized till this year that free healthcare makes things worse. Ishipwillowandhunter: I don't even want to hear your reasons why. You have your opinions I have mine, let's not do this tonight. Dtrump: Nah its something I have heard/read. Ishipwillowandhunter: Personally I'd rather pay more taxes and have free healthcare than pay 100k for some dumbass injury. But anyway, don't want to talk about this tonight. Too tired /C 07:14:04Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi Izzy_blight: Hi Juan Inasg_no: hi Dora Dtrump: ha Inasg_no: lol hey trump Oofalladeez: TAY Dtrump: hi Inasg_no: NATE Oofalladeez: addhhhhhwubdagah Inasg_no: kalalahxuwoeobfxuzyzhals Oofalladeez: call? Dtrump: i can translate that Inasg_no: sure but you're making it Oofalladeez: changing room Oofalladeez: mid match Inasg_no: wait so is the link you sent me the right one Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: did anyone say anything Keigo: RAWR Oofalladeez: no it isnt Keigo: See Tay I told you I'd be on sometime when your phone unlocked Inasg_no: HEYYYY Keigo: HIIII Oofalladeez: tay join! Keigo: Join what Inasg_no: in a secccc Keigo: 1 Keigo: I have to much energy for 2 in the morning Oofalladeez: kei u in oklahoma now? Keigo: I've been in Oklahoma Oofalladeez: oh ye Keigo: Lol Oofalladeez: it would be midnight for u Oofalladeez: in cali Keigo: Nope it's 2am Oofalladeez: in cali bitch XD Keigo: Lol I have to much energy Keigo: For some reason I'm excited Keigo: but I have nothing to be excited about Inasg_no: Kiki you wanna join the call? Keigo: Yes Inasg_no: okie Inasg_no: NATE LET ME IN XD Keigo: Gemme the link again /C 07:40:37Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 08:07:11Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: tay i have a question Inasg_no: hm? Daddy_risk: is ir true that in england u can just walk on a farmers property without reprocutions? Daddy_risk: it* Inasg_no: no Inasg_no: not at all Oofalladeez: TAY Daddy_risk: ok Inasg_no: NATE Inasg_no: how come ya ask risky? Daddy_risk: i saw suomthing talking ab that on yt Daddy_risk: something* Inasg_no: lmao that's such bs Inasg_no: If the farmer wants you to walk there sure you can Inasg_no: If he doesn't you'll be prosecuted Daddy_risk: ok Dtrump: in america you get shot for walking onto a property Daddy_risk: i thought so Daddy_risk: k that ump Daddy_risk: ik that rump* Dtrump: england doesnt have farms Inasg_no: yes it does Inasg_no: nah you won't be shot, in England you'll be taken to court and prosecuted for trespassing, although farmers are allowed gun licenses to protect their cattle Daddy_risk: really? Daddy_risk: what ab for home defence? Dtrump: depends if they die for survive Daddy_risk: farmers defendng thier home from intruders that is Inasg_no: I'm not sure tbh, if someone tries stealing their cattle or shit I think so but idk Inasg_no: Risky Englands different, if you shoot someone even if it's for self defense you'd still go to jail Daddy_risk: thats weird, if someone is on my property and dont want them there, or they are threatening my life or property, im aloud to use lethal force to remove them from my property Inasg_no: honestly I'm not too sure on the British law system in terms of farming but I'm pretty sure you'd go to jail or at least get punished Inasg_no: idk I'll have to Google it Inasg_no: oop nvm I'm wrong Dtrump: Are there marijuana and cannabis farms there? Inasg_no: I got told otherwise Inasg_no: but eh Inasg_no: no Inasg_no: Illegal Daddy_risk: no england hates weed Inasg_no: Cannabis remains illegal to possess, distribute, sell or grow in the UK. Cannabis is classified as a class B drug. As such, any person who is caught with cannabis risks up to five years imprisonment, an unlimited fine, or both Daddy_risk: damn Dtrump: Depends too if its a business or not too. Daddy_risk: thats crazy Inasg_no: nah the UK is very very strict on drugs Inasg_no: The UK government has introduced new laws to make medical cannabis legally available on prescription. The law was passed in November 2018. This means that if a patient is eligible, they can have their medical cannabis prescribed by a specialist doctor. Daddy_risk: after i turn 18 im getting my medicinal cannabis card Inasg_no: hahaha Inasg_no: you going to the UK? Daddy_risk: no here in the US u can get one Daddy_risk: have bipoler so i can get one Dtrump: Not every state yet. Daddy_risk: in ohio you can Daddy_risk: i have * Daddy_risk: have bipoler so i can get one Daddy_risk: i hate my mental illness but the fact that i can smoke weed legaly is fun Dtrump: One google search and it says cannabis will worsen bipolar symtoms. Daddy_risk: well ohio allows people with bipoler to get thier green card Daddy_risk: and thats only if u have been smoking alot and dont have any all of a sudden Dtrump: Its better to get doctors approval in these situations. Inasg_no: ofc Ohio lets you Daddy_risk: im going to, i have to talk to a doctor to get my green card anyway Daddy_risk: and wtf is that supposed to mean tay Inasg_no: 🤷🏼‍♀️ Inasg_no: Nate you making another call? Oofalladeez: ye gimme min Inasg_no: okiw Daddy_risk: weed isnt even that bad Inasg_no: drugs 🚫 Daddy_risk: LET ME JOIN THE CALL Inasg_no: I'm going at quarter to nate Inasg_no: OKAY Oofalladeez: awwwwwwww Inasg_no: you don't know that me mich and Kiki and Nate were all calling risky xd Daddy_risk: when were u all in a call? Oofalladeez: jus now XD Oofalladeez: it ended with jus me and tay Daddy_risk: kiki is n a call? Inasg_no: she was Oofalladeez: mich left and kiki left jus a lil bit after him Daddy_risk: oh Inasg_no: my sleepy baby fell asleep Daddy_risk: KKI IS MY BABY Inasg_no: IM TALKING ABT MICH Dtrump: thats weird Daddy_risk: oh ok lol Inasg_no: risky oml XD Daddy_risk: whats weird rump? Dtrump: calling someone a baby Inasg_no: idk if Kiki fell asleep, she said she wasn't tired at all Inasg_no: lmao trump that's normal Inasg_no: but she left Inasg_no: So maybe she went to sleep idk Daddy_risk: she is my bbg tho Dtrump: its creepy Inasg_no: baby boy= bbb Daddy_risk: how? Inasg_no: trump literally most relationships call eachother baby xd Dtrump: context /C 08:33:44Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: 15 mins Daddy_risk: ok Inasg_no: link plssss Inasg_no: nvm /C 09:00:17Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: tay come back Daddy_risk: nate make another call Inasg_no: Hi Daddy_risk: hi tay Inasg_no: you on call? (anon): Tay stay Daddy_risk: the call just ended Inasg_no: okie Daddy_risk: nate is anon Inasg_no: I can make one Inasg_no: ? Inasg_no: hi nate Daddy_risk: his computer is updating rn Inasg_no: ooh okay Oofalladeez: Yes on xbox Inasg_no: https://whereby.com/cheesecakeisshit /C 09:26:50Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 09:53:24Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 10:19:57Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. 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Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): Hallo Daddy_risk: hey yall Daddy_risk: anybody on? Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/qpecuJvt.mp4 /C 13:25:54Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 13:52:28Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: IM DYING Inasg_no: hi Keigo: TAY /C 14:19:01Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: KIKI Inasg_no: hi Ashh: hey Inasg_no: ASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /C 14:45:35Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: hiii Inasg_no: you okayyy? Ashh: yupp Inasg_no: okiee :) Inasg_no: missed youu Ashh: missed u tooooo /C 15:12:08Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Why is everyone dead bruh Ashh: no ones on today Keigo: Fr Ashh: tay was on a bit ago Keigo: Only in ohio Keigo: Ik Ashh: lol i hate that song Keigo: I hate life Ashh: mood Keigo: I wish risk was on Ashh: i miss ring Keigo: Why Ashh: were kinda talking Keigo: Oh Ashh: idk hes complicated Keigo: Fr. I'm lucky I'm his bestie Ashh: lol hes awesome yall are both lucky Keigo: I IM bored and I want iced cream Keigo: Ice* Keigo: Well ima go back to watching yt Ashh: what flavor? Ring: Merp Inasg_no: hi Ring: Sup Inasg_no: life. Shitty dad. U? Ring: Bad Inasg_no: fair enough Ashh: hi tay Inasg_no: hi ash Ring: Hi ash Inasg_no: I don't understand when people say sup don't they mean what's up not how are you? You all confuse me Inasg_no: anyway Inasg_no: what time is it Ashh: 11:30 Inasg_no: oof Cindersghost: Boop Ring: Merp Cindersghost: Hi ring :3 Inasg_no: hey cin Ring: Hi cin Cindersghost: Hi tayy! Cindersghost: How ya doing Chinga: Give me just one Happy End Ashh: no Inasg_no: I could be a lot better wbu? Cindersghost: I'm okay I guess Inasg_no: im here if you wanna talk abt it Cindersghost: Currently listening to sweet yandere kidnaps you to give you love and affection Chinga: What to do when a rowdy waits for you to beat you after school? Cindersghost: Just feeling lonely as usual Ring: Who is chinga? Chinga: Just help me Chinga: I am Ben Dover Chinga: a d this is a public chat Cindersghost: Holden hiscock Chinga: So deal with strangers who has their own concerns and answer me: What to do when a rowdy waits for you? Ashh: harry cochee /C 15:38:42Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Cindersghost: Issac de Shnutz Ashh: ichen musac Chinga: Hey. This caht dies Cindersghost: Suken da balls Chinga: No one is interesting Chinga: So help me Chinga: When a bully waits for me, what should J do? Ring: I’m not interesting Chinga: I* Inasg_no: aw you're not lonely cin Ashh: fukmah anisse Chinga: Stop you narcissisists Cindersghost: Chinga just beat the shit out of em Chinga: Its about me now. If a bully waits for me, what to do Cindersghost: Tay I am lonely Chinga: But the police Inasg_no: nope you have me Chinga: And I am weak Cindersghost: Aww that's sweet of you Tay <3 Chinga: I thought of some psychological move or something? Ashh: bruh just avoid them XD Cindersghost: Tell them about male human and female pokemon breeding Chinga: They saw me Ashh: every building has at least 2 exits Inasg_no: ofc <3 Chinga: I am in same school as him and he can also play the victim by the director Cindersghost: *hugs Tay* Inasg_no: *hugs bck* Daddy_risk: hey has kiki been on? Inasg_no: ya Inasg_no: also heyyy Chinga: Guess what. I was warranted for using emergency exits Cindersghost: Hi risk Daddy_risk: when and did she say when she will be back? Inasg_no: EW WTF Daddy_risk: hi cin Inasg_no: no I said hi she said TAY I said KIKI she got off without another word Inasg_no: A while ago Daddy_risk: ok Daddy_risk: she was prolly looking for me then Cindersghost: Tay what are you saying ew to? Inasg_no: that 63 yr old said he wishes he was going camping wit me :(( Chinga: Idk to be honest. But the fact that it's every day hits nerves enough Chinga: and that they know my face Daddy_risk: ew wtf Cindersghost: Oh god Cindersghost: Want me to take em out Inasg_no: hahaha sure Ashh: tay do what i do and tell him ur a lesbian XD Daddy_risk: tay why were u calling me sexy earler btw? Cindersghost: Aight bet lemme sharpen my sword Chinga: I think no one can really help me Chinga: I have to confront my negative consequences Inasg_no: it's a joke you needa calm it risky xd Inasg_no: ngl I call a lot of people sexy Retardinho: is this like an "all" chat or wtf? Chinga: Beaten him only makes the jail sentence longer Daddy_risk: lol idk if u meant it as a joke tho cuz u could see my abs Cindersghost: My phone's prompt for sharpen my was balls Inasg_no: OMG ASH THATS AMAZING Inasg_no: I LOVE YA ASH Ashh: IKR Ashh: LOVE YOU TOO LMFAO Inasg_no: I mean tbf risky you are good looking but your kikis lol Inasg_no: IMA BOUT TO TELL HIM THAT RN Cindersghost: Ashh that is a 1000 IQ play right there Daddy_risk: ik im a sexy man Daddy_risk: im so lucky to have kiki tho Chinga: IQ measures military acceptance and school success Cindersghost: Like if you ever discovered that your bi risk I'm here Chinga: Yes. I try to distract myself Daddy_risk: yurp Inasg_no: yeah ya are risky Daddy_risk: sorry cin im straight Inasg_no: I told him ash xd Retardinho: this is a bot chat Retardinho: 100% Cindersghost: You're not real either buddy Retardinho: true Inasg_no: hahahahaha Daddy_risk: ur name s legit retard Ashh: whatd he sayyy Daddy_risk: so u cant say much to us Inasg_no: ngl I think we all have a little retard in us Daddy_risk: fr Cindersghost: True dat Inasg_no: nun yet Chinga: This chat is retard Cindersghost: You are too Daddy_risk: chinga arent u new here? Chinga: it has no self-esteem, it doesn't care about morals and when someone has serious trouble, it doesn't help Daddy_risk: or are u an og who just came back? Cindersghost: Knee deep in the doot Inasg_no: Chinga you're only js realizing that? Chinga: See? More irrelevant questions Inasg_no: OH NO Chinga: Risk, am I right or wrong? Inasg_no: I MEANT THE RETARD BUT Inasg_no: But* Inasg_no: Bit* Inasg_no: HEY WE DO CARE ABT THOSE THINGS Inasg_no: Most of us Daddy_risk: tbh idk chink Inasg_no: no self esteem true Cindersghost: I have no input Inasg_no: Care abt morals eh Inasg_no: Someone has serious trouble we do help Daddy_risk: ya ppl get political and i say "fuck that wanna talk ab PUSSY" Cindersghost: Cats Inasg_no: ASH HES LEAVING ME ON READ XD Cindersghost: UwU Inasg_no: hahahah risky fr Daddy_risk: LOL Chinga: I am wondering why ppl care about child abuse minus the moral? Cindersghost: Just move lol Inasg_no: omg thank you ash ilysm XD Chinga: I have no choice either way Cindersghost: L Daddy_risk: FUCK THE HATE TBH Cindersghost: Idk how to help Chinga: I thought someone has the same scenario as me? Chinga: I expected too much Daddy_risk: ILY ALL Inasg_no: ILYM Cindersghost: THAT'S GAY Daddy_risk: NO HOMO BUT U TOO CIN Cindersghost: ALL HOMO SAME TO YOU RISKY Daddy_risk: LOL Inasg_no: LMAO Cindersghost: HEHEH Cindersghost: RISK Daddy_risk: WHAT Inasg_no: ? Ashh: i hate gay people Cindersghost: I MET THIS CUTE GIRL AND SHE THINKS IM CUTE WHAT SHOULD I DO Inasg_no: woah ashhhhh Daddy_risk: FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY Inasg_no: woah WOAH WOAH XD so you hate me? Inasg_no: JKJKHK Inasg_no: IM NOT GAT Inasg_no: GAY Ashh: no i just hate myself XD Inasg_no: GREAT ADVICE RISK Cindersghost: THATS BAD ADVICE RISKY Inasg_no: hahahahahha Daddy_risk: LMFAO Inasg_no: ID GO GAY FOR YA ASH Inasg_no: no guys don't go silent now xd Ashh: id stay gay for u tay XD Inasg_no: hahahaha Cindersghost: Give me good advice plz Inasg_no: ask her out Cindersghost: She's not dating rn Ashh: eat her out Daddy_risk: nah fr tho cin, ask her ab her day and tell her how u feel Chinga: About what Cindersghost: She already knows how I feel Inasg_no: hey cin can I ask you smth? Daddy_risk: well ask her ab her day, her fav color, her fav song, food, ect. Cindersghost: Sure Inasg_no: are you talking abt me? Chinga: Maybe you should let the girl choose the talk topic? What does she like? Cindersghost: Nope irl girl Chinga: Or talk to the girl's girlfriends Inasg_no: okayy Cindersghost: I was gonna buy her some of her favorite candy and see her tomorrow Daddy_risk: ooh do that Daddy_risk: instant wetness Chinga: some flowers of the candy looks sweeter Cindersghost: But her friend is going to be there Inasg_no: lmaoooo risky Daddy_risk: fuck her friend too Inasg_no: XD YESSS Cindersghost: I'm not fucking anyone Ashh: RISK XD Inasg_no: what abt me Inasg_no: I mean wha Daddy_risk: ash fuck tay Inasg_no: BET Chinga: Candy with ribbon Cindersghost: You're an exception tay Inasg_no: XD okay :) Inasg_no: I gtg in a couple minsss Daddy_risk: damn ok Inasg_no: ash you better be quick xd Chinga: Does your cute girl has a bf in relationship Ashh: nooo mommy tay Inasg_no: lmaoo Cindersghost: Damn we'll miss you tay Inasg_no: I'll be back Inasg_no: aw I'll miss yall too Daddy_risk: ok good' Cindersghost: Chinga no she does not Inasg_no: OMG NO I HAVE GREAT ADVICE Cindersghost: I'll miss you the most Chinga: but you're too shy to talk? Inasg_no: HAVE A GANGBANG WITH ALL HET EXES Inasg_no: Her* Inasg_no: I'll miss ya more Cindersghost: Uh no I'm not doing that lol Daddy_risk: ooh good idea tay Inasg_no: ir Chinga: As I said, if you know her environment, you know her Cindersghost: She said I always make her smile and she loves being around me and she thinks I'm cute Inasg_no: . Daddy_risk: well keep on doing what ur doing bud Daddy_risk: it seems to be working Cindersghost: I'm just being myself Inasg_no: and yourself is perfect so carry on Chinga: Be someone better. ISO who Chinga: idk instead ISO Daddy_risk: dont lsten to us, we dont know this girl, you do Ashh: chingas giving good advice and were all like "FUCK HER" Daddy_risk: just do what feels right buddy Cindersghost: Sorry is this making you uncomfortable Tay? Chinga: My advices are too vague Inasg_no: hey I'd like to think me and riskys advice was pretty good xd Inasg_no: no ofc not lol Cindersghost: You sure? Inasg_no: ya Chinga: Talk to her gf, spam flowers and ribbons Cindersghost: Okayyyyy Inasg_no: Don't get me wrong I like you but this doesn't make me uncomfortable haha Cindersghost: Okay then Cindersghost: I'm the one who's gets jealous Chinga: There's a radical approach: Inasg_no: ohhh no no no I'm very jealous a lot Inasg_no: gtg noww Inasg_no: bye yall love you Chinga: maybe you should tell your honest feelings to her? Cindersghost: Aww bye Tay ily Daddy_risk: no cin, when tay gets flirty with kiki i get jellous Chinga: It's a total lose or total win scenario Chinga: Either she loves you Fr or you waste your time Cindersghost: Chinga she knows my feelings already Daddy_risk: verry jellous Chinga: Then what's the holdup? Cindersghost: I just don't know her's Chinga: her feelings? Cindersghost: Yeag Cindersghost: Yeah* Chinga: If you would document her body and face signs Cindersghost: That's creepy Chinga: idk was she disgusted or happy or Chinga: after you told your feelings? Cindersghost: Idk Daddy_risk: maby not document, but look at her body language Chinga: The document part of he forgets some signs during the heat Chinga: Do you think she's hiding something else? Cindersghost: Risk is there anything besides fucking her I should do lol Chinga: Ribbons and flowers Cindersghost: She's goth so not really her thing Chinga: Gift her chocolate. Name me one woman who doesn't like chocolate Chinga: Does goths like chocolate? Inasg_no: I'm back for a few mins :D Cindersghost: I was gonna do chocolate Cindersghost: Wb tay Chinga: Are you a goth aswell or do you have a goth custom? Daddy_risk: dk cin just do what feels right bud, like i said we dont know this girl, u do Inasg_no: oop nvm Cindersghost: Okay well thank you for the advice Daddy_risk: gtg mow the yard be back in 20 Chinga: If you two have different cultures: 1 goth X 1 normie, then it's a harder relation to sustain /C 16:05:16Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Chinga: unless you become a goth yourself Cindersghost: I'm a mostly normal dude Cindersghost: Except for the femboy bit Chinga: That might be a problem Cindersghost: This is just lowering my confidence Chinga: I am too pessimistic. Sry Cindersghost: It's okay thanks anyway Cindersghost: I must be going noe Cindersghost: Cya Chinga: beong goth is a lifestyle, an identity like being need, the sports rowdy and else Ashh: just be yourself Chinga: Good luck Chinga: Find out why she loves you Chinga: "being yourself" is too simple and random Chinga: She only knows the best part of you when in love being filtered Chinga: 10%? But no dark secrets or boring details. Just warning how to not destroy their own relationship Ashh: chinga this is why ur single XD Inasg_no: hi Ashh: hey tay Chinga: At least I help ppl to be less single Chinga: Singles of the world, United! Chinga: What does Ashh know about relationships what I don't? Inasg_no: heyyy Inasg_no: ash knows everything, she's my gf Chinga: Do you know everything of Ash aswell? Chinga: wait, you're just friends. Or bi? 2023 relationships are too flexible Ashh: if your not yourself and they fall in love with that how do u think theyre going to react when ur someone completely different Ashh: that breaks trust and without trust in a relationship there is no relationship Chinga: Not completely, yet you act differently when you talk to your mom as when you talk to your teacher. Different masks Chinga: and I think that she loves only certain positive parts of you Chinga: Or what does you or she annoy the most about eachother? Ashh: not masks different levels of respect Ashh: plus not being yourself has got to be fucking exausting Chinga: It is Chinga: and I think it's more then different respect levels Chinga: than* But again, I got no birches Inasg_no: . Ashh: and if someone only loves certain parts of you its not love plus i dont beleive in love Chinga: You have a gf and don't believe in love? Inasg_no: you don't believe in love? Ashh: people do not love other people, they love how loving other people makes them feel Inasg_no: i love mich not just for how he makes me feel, for everything abt him Chinga: I mean, I love tits. Does that count? Inasg_no: oml Inasg_no: no xd Chinga: Well then I am a romantic noob Ashh: take away the feel9ing of being loved and think to yourself do u still love them? Inasg_no: yes I do Inasg_no: I loved mich even when he didn't love me Inasg_no: And I will always love him Chinga: I see love as a deal. Person A loves how Person B is brave, and Person B loves certain other traits and they match up Chinga: Or chemicals determine who of the 4 billion females are yours Daddy_risk: im back Daddy_risk: actually gimme one min Chinga: *gives him 2 mins* Daddy_risk: ok im back Shortestbean: * dies * Chinga: That was 20 secs? Daddy_risk: ya i thought i lost my sunglasses Daddy_risk: i wanted to find them rq Chinga: Would you say you love the sunglasses function? Shortestbean: My arm still hurts 😁 Inasg_no: . Daddy_risk: ya especialy when im mowing the yard Chinga: And if the sunglasses stops blocking you from sun you would abandon them? Daddy_risk: yes bc i look bad in glassed Daddy_risk: i look like an ipad kid Chinga: Oh for looking cool. Fair enough Inasg_no: love isn't just abt loving one trait, it's abt loving every single thing about them, to you they're imperfections are what makes them perfect Daddy_risk: well these glasses look fre tbh Daddy_risk: fire* Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: DOMT FREEZE AGAIN ISTFH Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: . Shortestbean: Tay…..CALM DOWN Daddy_risk: one min iima take a pic with my bucket hat and sunglasses Shortestbean: A bucket hat?! Lol Daddy_risk: https://thumbsnap.com/i/apBPMbUo.jpg?0804 Daddy_risk: stfu i look good in this hat Keigo: Rawr Daddy_risk: KIKI Keigo: I'm dying Daddy_risk: why baby Shortestbean: * dies * Inasg_no: KIKIIIIIIU Shortestbean: OML Keigo: I hurt my ankle running today Shortestbean: THAT HAT Daddy_risk: oh im sorry dear Keigo: It's called a mini sprain Shortestbean: I CANT Chinga: Too big but cool Daddy_risk: carman stfu Inasg_no: fr Chinga: Like my dick with Blue Energy Drinks Keigo: Carmel be nice Shortestbean: *dies of laughter* Daddy_risk: i like my hat Inasg_no: aw I'm sorry Kiki Shortestbean: Fine /C 16:31:49Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Good and it ok Tay Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/VpUUniXk.mp4 Chinga: Loving some traits Shortestbean: Can I just….*dies of laughter again* Keigo: I can't walk bruh (anon): I'm going to drink Clorox Assmaster: enjoy Daddy_risk: kiki guess what Inasg_no: aw sorry kiki Chinga: Overweighting the negative ones and those love hormons make the negatives invisible calling Honeymoon for few months Keigo: What (anon): Sorry Ki, I didn't mean to duck you that hard Daddy_risk: when u got off lastnight i had just got on (anon): fuck* Chinga: 3 months Honeymoon? Depends on your hormons aswell Keigo: Nate? I feel like this is nate Keigo: Damn Shortestbean: AHHHHHHHHHH Inasg_no: nah it isn't Nate he would've texted me screaming my name Shortestbean: MY BROTHER Daddy_risk: i saw u online on my fl then u got off right b4 sent somethng Keigo: He's also not logged in Shortestbean: HE IS IN MY ROOM😭 Inasg_no: RISKY KIKIS VOICE IS SO CUTEEE Daddy_risk: yall n a call tay? Inasg_no: nah I don't do calls during the day Keigo: L Keigo: He knows Inasg_no: she spoke on call this morning before we went on call Inasg_no: And holy fuck Inasg_no: I'm in love Inasg_no: JK RISKY Keigo: Damn I should've sang Inasg_no: risky don't get pissed xd Shortestbean: HELP Daddy_risk: ik kiki is a cute person and ya she does have a VERY PRETTY singing voice Keigo: I wish I could walk Keigo: no I don't Shortestbean: IM TAKING A BROOM AND KICKING MY BROTHER OUT Inasg_no: no one gives a shit :D Inasg_no: kiki Keigo: Go for it Inasg_no: You do Keigo: Not Inasg_no: YOU DO XD Keigo: Not Inasg_no: You doo Keigo: Not Inasg_no: Say not if you love me Inasg_no: HA Daddy_risk: i missed u babe Keigo: not Inasg_no: ahhahahahaa Inasg_no: Awwww Inasg_no: lytt Inasg_no: Risky Inasg_no: She's yours dw Daddy_risk: :( Keigo: shes stealing me Daddy_risk: >:( Ashh: wait a min tays mine Inasg_no: hahahaha Ashh: back off kei Daddy_risk: and kiki is mne Daddy_risk: mine* Shortestbean: Oh god….no fighting over eachother Keigo: Ours Chinga: I hate moments where I don't have opinions or enough knowledge like this Inasg_no: risky is kikis kiki is mine I'm ash's riskys ashs Daddy_risk: im not ash's Ashh: oh right i forgot me and kei chose every other week XD Keigo: I got no sleep yet I still have energy Inasg_no: oh yeah XD Chinga: Ok let's make a poll Inasg_no: even still y'all got a lil bit cuz mich got me full time xd Keigo: I HAVE THE ZOMMIES Daddy_risk: zoomies* Chinga: Who thinks Kiki belongs to Inasg Keigo: IDC Inasg_no: Me Inasg_no: Me Inasg_no: ME Daddy_risk: ILY Inasg_no: ME Daddy_risk: KIKI Inasg_no: MEEEE Inasg_no: MEEEEEEEEEEE Inasg_no: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Daddy_risk: NOT ME Daddy_risk: NOOOOOOOT MEEEEEEEEE Ashh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Inasg_no: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Keigo: NO ONLY FEW PEOPLE GET TO CALL ME THAT YOU FUCKING WHORE Shortestbean: *sits and watches* Inasg_no: WOAHHH Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/Cx2gGq3p/Desert-Punk-Vol-3-Ch-15-32.png Inasg_no: POP OFF GIRL Inasg_no: risky I think you should punish her for cussing Keigo: Bitch Daddy_risk: i cant do shit to her Chinga: 1 for and 2 against Inasg possession to kiki Chinga: And the other person claims Kiki is who? Daddy_risk: DONT CAL HER KIKI SHE DONT KNOW U Inasg_no: 1 Inasg_no: 1 Shortestbean: Yea…I’m getting popcorn this shit is to good Inasg_no: 1 Inasg_no: 1 Daddy_risk: SHE IS MY GF Inasg_no: 1 Keigo: CHINGA ISTFG IF YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU Inasg_no: 1 Inasg_no: 1 Chinga: Kiki was named so Inasg and someone wants Kiki Inasg_no: 1 Inasg_no: 1 Chinga: Ah Keigo is Kiki Ashh: ok how about we take turns lmao like the every other week thing XD Inasg_no: hmmm fine Daddy_risk: NO KIKI IS MY GF Daddy_risk: U CANT HAVE HER Chinga: Now does Ash want Keigo too? Vote Inasg_no: risky, risky, risky, she's mine Daddy_risk: NO VOTE Inasg_no: I vote against having ash having kiki Daddy_risk: SHES MINE. END OF STORY Keigo: I will rip you lim from lim and take out all your intestines and then I will use your intestines to hang you tell me a basketball hoop. To chinga Inasg_no: oh risky, so stupid. SHES MINE BITCH XD Ashh: either way im still calling kei mommy Chinga: Inasg: 1 -2 Ash 0 -1 Inasg_no: um Inasg_no: ummm Daddy_risk: baby ily Chinga: Now does Keig belongs to Daddy_risk? Inasg_no: NO Inasg_no: pfft does she ballssss Inasg_no: She's mine and ashs Keigo: GOD JUST FUCKING CALL ME KEI LIKE EVERYONE ELSE FUCKNG COCK SUCKER Daddy_risk: yes she is actually my gf, no joke i cant say she belongs to me but shes mine Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/26rryDp1/Desert-Punk-Vol-3-Ch-16-20.png Daddy_risk: i love her more than anything and a will always cherish the tme we get to spend together Chinga: Inasg:1 -2 Ash: 0 -1 Risk: 1 -1 Daddy_risk: I will* Inasg_no: riskt Inasg_no: risky Chinga: Risk won Inasg_no: I love Kiki more :D Keigo: I wanna break a bone Daddy_risk: BITCH STFU, I JUST POURED MY HEART OUT Daddy_risk: XD Chinga: More ppl were against Inasg X Kei ? Keigo: ima break my ankle Daddy_risk: kiki dont Chinga: Wow I was making democracy process Keigo: Why Chinga: Well, how many ppl agrees to democracy? Daddy_risk: bc just dont Inasg_no: risky Daddy_risk: what Inasg_no: I still love her more Ashh: XD Daddy_risk: no u dont Keigo: Then can I break a cockroaches bones Inasg_no: btw, indoor voice Inasg_no: yes I do Daddy_risk: u dont understand how much i love kiki Inasg_no: hey risk Daddy_risk: u can never understand Inasg_no: I still love her more Chinga: I don't even try Keigo: Not involved in this Chinga: Taht what I like in public chat Daddy_risk: tay why are u trying to make me jellous again Chinga: You let the jealously go through you Daddy_risk: what yall did yesterday lowkey hurt Keigo: Jealous * Keigo: That's how you spell with English babe Inasg_no: all we did was get in a game Daddy_risk: no you flirted a lot, and left me out Chinga: Was this a good game? Keigo: We were talking shit about people Daddy_risk: oh ok Chinga: So as normal Inasg_no: ngl we were Keigo: I need a social life Chinga: This is your social life Daddy_risk: but u did flirt alot yesterday Chinga: more social than your parents I guess Inasg_no: flirting isn't dating Chinga: What even is dating online? Inasg_no: if you want me to back off all you have to do is have a convo with me Keigo: The drama Chinga: Theres no restaurant or fixed physical location? Maybe tinder Chinga: form of romantic courtship typically between two individuals with the aim of assessing the other's suitability as a partner in an intimate relationship or as a spouse. The result of dating may at any time lead to friendship, any level of intimate relationship, marriage, or no relation. Daddy_risk: its fine just i felt ignored Chinga: Risk exists. Hug him Keigo: I can't Keigo: I'm not a hugger Keigo: I oe Keigo: I prefer cuddles Daddy_risk: same Inasg_no: im sorry risky Daddy_risk: i love u baby, and its ok tay Keigo: Aw ILYM both of you Daddy_risk: my arm hurts so much rn Keigo: My ankle is killing me Shortestbean: My arm hurts too! Daddy_risk: i had menijtes shots today Oofalladeez: Meningitis Daddy_risk: hollup Keigo: short stack Daddy_risk: ya that Shortestbean: And I’m supposed to go to Tokyo 😭😭😭 Inasg_no: oh fuck Daddy_risk: cap Keigo: Aw I wish I could go Inasg_no: you okay now risky? Shortestbean: BUT Shortestbean: I can’t Inasg_no: no one cares Daddy_risk: ya im ok now Keigo: I miss home Inasg_no: good Shortestbean: That trip is out the fucking window Keigo: I'll take it is love to go back home Keigo: I'd * Vulpix_axel: . Inasg_no: AXELLLLLLLLLLLL Cindersghost: Nyah~ Shortestbean: *dies& Keigo: AXE Shortestbean: Dies* Inasg_no: CINDERRRRRRRRRRRR Cindersghost: Hi Tay :3 Chinga: Weird question yet do you love someone first plantonic ally and then find them sexually attractive or reverse order? Cindersghost: What Daddy_risk: depends Oofalladeez: Hey Cinder Inasg_no: depends Vulpix_axel: Hi- Cindersghost: Hi oof Inasg_no: NATE Cindersghost: Hi axel Inasg_no: Hey I got the ":3" Oofalladeez: TAY Cindersghost: Oof do you want to do halo later? Inasg_no: HRU Oofalladeez: Maybe later not r n. Got some shit to deal Cindersghost: I have shit too Keigo: With Daddy_risk: ily kiki Cindersghost: I'll text you later Keigo: Ilym Shortestbean: WAIT Oofalladeez: Im fine tay Shortestbean: DO I HAVE SCHOOL Inasg_no: okay Inasg_no: no one gives a fuck if you do or don't :D Keigo: im fine too Keigo: l Oofalladeez: Im just perfect 😊 Inasg_no: liars Keigo: Lies Inasg_no: talk to me nate Oofalladeez: Tay im fine Oofalladeez: Im good Cindersghost: Let the man keep his secrets Keigo: Tay he's not a girl Inasg_no: ...okay im here if you wanna talk abt it Oofalladeez: Thank you kei XD Inasg_no: yeah but Kiki I know Nate and I know when he's lying Cindersghost: We're men when we say we're fine we fine Keigo: And ik I'm bout to die Cindersghost: God I hope you can't read me like that tay Inasg_no: say all you want but i know nate Inasg_no: OMFG IF THIS DOESNT UNFREEZE ISTG /C 16:58:23Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: ah there Keigo: Lol Daddy_risk: cinder, i wouldnt call u a "man" persay, but ya u fit in that when i say im fine, im fine catagory Cindersghost: Imagine freezing Vulpix_axel: 0-0 Inasg_no: idk cin I'm pretty good at reading when people aren't good Inasg_no: but then again everyone's different Cindersghost: Yup Cindersghost: Hi axel how are you Vulpix_axel: Tired. Daddy_risk: ur more femboi Cindersghost: Go nap Cindersghost: UwU Keigo: Tay am I fine? Cindersghost: I still need that dress Inasg_no: nope Daddy_risk: ur hurt kiki Keigo: Fr tho Daddy_risk: u hurt ur ankle Inasg_no: girl I already knew you weren't xd Vulpix_axel: I just woke up- Inasg_no: oof Cindersghost: Imagine Inasg_no: It's 6pm for me lolll Vulpix_axel: I wanna sleep more.. Cindersghost: 1pm for me and axel Daddy_risk: 1 pm for me Keigo: Bitch it's noon How the fuck did you just Wake up Oofalladeez: Noon fot me Cindersghost: Whatchall listening to right now Keigo: Aight ima try to walk Keigo: Nf Vulpix_axel: Cause I'm sick Vulpix_axel: =/ Daddy_risk: art of war, jasiah Vulpix_axel: AHHH I'M IN PAIN!! Keigo: I hope I don't fall Cindersghost: Axel you're always sick what's up with you? Daddy_risk: denzel cury and rico nasty Cindersghost: I'm listening to floating moonlight city Daddy_risk: now blastoff, juice wrld and trippy red Vulpix_axel: I dunno, but I'm so sick they had to take blood yesterday. Keigo: My body says I need to sleep Daddy_risk: then go take a nap baby girl Cindersghost: I'm sorry to hear that I hope you feel better soon kei axel Shortestbean: My body says I need to eat Keigo: I'm not tired tho Keigo: I hate my ankel Vulpix_axel: Thanks. Cindersghost: Np Ashh: gtg Cindersghost: Anything for you axel Keigo: Nope can't walk Keigo: bye ash Daddy_risk: damn sorry baby Vulpix_axel: <3 Ashh: bye keii Keigo: So hungry Inasg_no: ash don't leave please Ashh: im fine tay <3 Eee34: dsuhvebjvbvfrekvfdilbbhjlbjkhfv Inasg_no: yeah okay =/ Inasg_no: I love you Keigo: But I have to fight the pain Inasg_no: hey logan Eee34: hey tay Vulpix_axel: I'm dyingg. Daddy_risk: i just ate wendies Inasg_no: hru Cindersghost: I wish I was dying Daddy_risk: grilled chicken wrap Keigo: No don't mention food Daddy_risk: ok sorry Cindersghost: What do you think happens after death Keigo: I CAN SOME WHAT WALK Vulpix_axel: Ohh now I was spaghetti. Vulpix_axel: want* Daddy_risk: nothing, your concenous ceses to exist Keigo: AXE NOT FUNNY Vulpix_axel: I was spaghetti, heheheheheh! Cindersghost: I want some tofu and broccoli in garlic sauce with lo mein and jasmine rice Inasg_no: I have to go very soon Keigo: NOT FUNNY YALL Daddy_risk: IM SO SORRY BBG Cindersghost: Hdhdhdbdjsnakushekshehsujd Inasg_no: congrats kiki!! Vulpix_axel: I'M SORRY BABY GIRL I'LL STOP! Keigo: No Tay don't leave me here with these degenerates Inasg_no: don't take it too fast though, you still need to rest it. Rest, ice, compression and elevation. Remember that and you'll heal soon enough<3 Vulpix_axel: I'm sorry baby girl! Daddy_risk: IM A DEGENERATE?!?!?! Inasg_no: im sorry but I'm going shoppinggg Oofalladeez: Degenerates like you belong on a cross Cindersghost: Gå och ät lite mat tik Daddy_risk: lol nate Keigo: I'm having ice cream Daddy_risk: ooh i want some Inasg_no: ooh nice Keigo: no back tf off Inasg_no: GUYS IM GONNA BAVE MY FIRST FAST FOOD IN AGESSSSSSS Vulpix_axel: Nice! Inasg_no: ik hehe Daddy_risk: where u going? Inasg_no: the mall but getting mcdonalds Vulpix_axel: Yummy. Cindersghost: What flavor Inasg_no: yeahh Keigo: Mcdicks Inasg_no: love you axel Daddy_risk: ok order a double quarter pounder with mac sauce Cindersghost: That shit better be mint chip Inasg_no: oop Kiki xd Inasg_no: ONG CIN Eee34: anyone want a resin encased chicken mcnugget Vulpix_axel: I love you too Tay Inasg_no: love you more Vulpix_axel: Me. Daddy_risk: TAY Vulpix_axel: Nah I love you more. Inasg_no: RISKY Eee34: go get a room Inasg_no: nah I love you more Vulpix_axel: Kei you can suck my mcdick. ;) Daddy_risk: order a double quarter pounder with mac sauce Cindersghost: *jealousy intensifies* Inasg_no: ew no Daddy_risk: why Eee34: you don't have one Keigo: Damn bro Inasg_no: cuz I'm very picky and I don't rlly like burgers Inasg_no: I like chicken burgers tho Inasg_no: anywho Inasg_no: gtg now Daddy_risk: oh, thats my fav thing from mcdonalds Cindersghost: I hate meat in general Inasg_no: bye yall love you I'll be back later <33333 Daddy_risk: thats cap cin Keigo: No these degenerates will kill me Cindersghost: Bye Tay! Ly <3 Daddy_risk: u love cock Cindersghost: True Daddy_risk: thats meat Keigo: I love ur cock risk Daddy_risk: damn fr baby? Vulpix_axel: Keiii! Cindersghost: Only type I enjoy Keigo: What axe Shortestbean: * falls* I need to eat something RISK, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO EAT Keigo: Carmel... Vulpix_axel: You my bbg right? Shortestbean: Yes kei? Cindersghost: Caramel Eee34: cookies Keigo: He's mine back off Shortestbean: No, it’s carmal Daddy_risk: fr im kiki's Oofalladeez: I gtg guys Daddy_risk: ok cya nate Vulpix_axel: Bye brother!! Keigo: L bye Shortestbean: RISK Daddy_risk: love ya no homo Shortestbean: FOOD Chinga: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caramel Shortestbean: I NEED FOOD Chinga: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Caramel-2.jpg Oofalladeez: If u want to talk to me u have my number or have had the chance Keigo: Idc suffer don't feed her Cindersghost: I need cock Chinga: Here. Grab clean caramal Vulpix_axel: *slaps bean with lasagna* Chinga: It's OnlyCarmal Shortestbean: Ouch Daddy_risk: LOL AXEWTF Daddy_risk: i want lasagna now Keigo: I need not mine chocolate chip Shortestbean: Hehehehehe, my lasagna now Daddy_risk: kiki can i eat u out? Vulpix_axel: *throws lasagna at Risky* Vulpix_axel: Shush. Keigo: No ur in Ohio Daddy_risk: if wasnt in ohio could i Vulpix_axel: Kei when I can drive I'm slapping your bf with Lasagna. Cindersghost: UwU car-senpai Keigo: No you'd be somewhere else in the world Chinga: OhiwO Shortestbean: *dies* Daddy_risk: gross chink, never say that again Cindersghost: Axel can you slap me with a fish Daddy_risk: chnga* Cindersghost: It would be funny Daddy_risk: chinga* Vulpix_axel: Oi I'm a chink- Vulpix_axel: >=P Cindersghost: Chink twink Vulpix_axel: Yes Cin, yes. Cindersghost: Let's record it and put it on thumbsnap Vulpix_axel: Lmao yes. Keigo: That's right bean die Daddy_risk: ouch my arm hurts Daddy_risk: i fucking hate shots Vulpix_axel: GASP! Eee34: no don't kill bean Keigo: Omfg same babe Vulpix_axel: WHEN I CAN DRIVE I CAN SLAP GINGY WITH A LASAGNA!! Daddy_risk: YES Daddy_risk: WLL TAKE U TO HIS HOUSE Vulpix_axel: WANNA HELP ME RISKY!??!? Vulpix_axel: YES!!! Daddy_risk: I WILL* Cindersghost: Make sure to record it Daddy_risk: he has a bg ass dog tho Vulpix_axel: HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE! Daddy_risk: big* Cindersghost: Slap the dog too Vulpix_axel: AND I HAVE A WILL TO DIE! Daddy_risk: no ranger s a good boi Vulpix_axel: YOUR POINT IS! Keigo: I WANNA SEE THE DOGP Keigo: DOGO Cindersghost: Dog poop Daddy_risk: he is a great dane Shortestbean: WHAT IS HAPPENING Daddy_risk: HUGE PUP Vulpix_axel: OMG REALLY?!!? Chinga: SAME Cindersghost: Slapping Keigo: Bitch you supposed Vulpix_axel: AWWWW I LOVE GREAT DANES!!! Chinga: *slaps everyone * Daddy_risk: m scared of them axe Vulpix_axel: HEY! Keigo: To be dead Shortestbean: *throws my python at axel* Cindersghost: *moans* h-harder Vulpix_axel: ETHAN! Chinga: *reverse slap everyone * Shortestbean: Lol Vulpix_axel: I'M STEALING HIM NOW BYE!! Vulpix_axel: *runs* Shortestbean: NOOOOO Chinga: Stealing is against the IS federal la Chinga: you can't just do that Shortestbean: ETHAN😭😭👍🏻 Chinga: NOOOOOOOOOOO Shortestbean: 😭* Keigo: That's a big L bozo buddy Cindersghost: Did you know you can bring a live lobster through airport security Vulpix_axel: EHHEHEHEEHHHEHEHEHE! Chinga: Nope Vulpix_axel: Really? Cindersghost: Yeha Daddy_risk: big L carman Chinga: Now I know what to add in my terrorist plan Chinga: I mean Cindersghost: A tsa officer has to visually inspect it Shortestbean: *runs after axel* Vulpix_axel: I'ma test that now. Vulpix_axel: AHHH! Chinga: Well a TSA woman can inspect my Prostata every time Vulpix_axel: *RUNS AND GRABS RISKY PUSHING HIM AT BEAN* Cindersghost: So they pick it up and are like you got a bomb in there? Shortestbean: GIVE ME ETHAN😭😭😭😭 Vulpix_axel: NO! Chinga: Yes. It's two little ones in my pants Shortestbean: AHHHHHH Cindersghost: I'm still talking about the lobster Chinga: I know. HIV incoming Chinga: Cook the lobster Shortestbean: I NEED TO FEED HIM Keigo: I'm going to die Vulpix_axel: Fine.. Cindersghost: We all are Chinga: Kei is the lobster? Vulpix_axel: *gives Ethan to bean* Shortestbean: WAIT Shortestbean: Axel do YOU want to feed him? Daddy_risk: kie is my lobster Daddy_risk: kei* Vulpix_axel: Nah I'm good, thanks though. Chinga: Yeah. It isn't like. There's 100 millions of them Shortestbean: Good choice Keigo: I'm going to need crutches Shortestbean: *I get a dead mouse* Cindersghost: I miss roleplaying Vulpix_axel: When I hit gingy with a lasagna I'm gonna get hit- Daddy_risk: ranger will prolly bte u Shortestbean: * I throw coco at kei* Daddy_risk: bite* Daddy_risk: DONT HURT MY KIKI Vulpix_axel: Coco the spider.. Shortestbean: SHE LIKES COCO Daddy_risk: IDC Cindersghost: Gtg Vulpix_axel: ... Daddy_risk: DONT HURT HER Cindersghost: Bye guys Daddy_risk: bye cin Cindersghost: Ayy only risk cares Keigo: *runs away with coco* Shortestbean: SHE WONT HURT HER Vulpix_axel: Gingy. =3 Chinga: https://www.answers.com › Q › How_many_lobsters_are_in_the_world How many lobsters are in the world? - Answers there are about 1,000,000,000 lobsters in the world Vulpix_axel: BYE CIN!!! Cindersghost: Byeeee! Cindersghost: Bye axel! Keigo: Babe carry me Shortestbean: *throws Ethan at axel again* Daddy_risk: ok Vulpix_axel: Ahh! Shortestbean: BE CAREFUL WITH COCO Daddy_risk: * carrys kiki* where u wanna go babe Chinga: I wish answers.com can also answer how to lose my virginity Keigo: To bed Chinga: All those Wiki Users focuses on the boring school stuffs Keigo: My spider now Daddy_risk: ok *walks to bed room* want me to nap with u Vulpix_axel: GIMME GINGY!! Chinga: spider fetish? Shortestbean: * cries* Shortestbean: Gingy? Shortestbean: Ok Keigo: Yes and bean your not getting coco back Chinga: I know. I wish I got that much care like Keigos spider Shortestbean: *gives her my rabbit* /C 17:24:56Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: ITS A BUNNY Chinga: Woah. Don't give your innocence like that Shortestbean: Lol Shortestbean: I have a lot of animals Chinga: lolol Keigo: I'm not giving either of them back Chinga: And those animals don't annoy you at all? Shortestbean: Nope! Chinga: They can't even speak our language nor understand Shut Up Shortestbean: Only my brother Chinga: Of course Shortestbean: HE COMES IN MY ROOM AL THE TIME TRYING TO STEAL COCO Keigo: I have gotten to a place and now cannot move Chinga: Most Animals poop everywhere, make sounds and does nothing for society Shortestbean: But they are cute Daddy_risk: baby are u comfy or does it hurs to move? Daddy_risk: hurt* Keigo: It hurts to move Daddy_risk: oh shit Shortestbean: Axel Chinga: It hurts that even a rabbit got more close to tits than I ever will Vulpix_axel: Yess? Shortestbean: You want to hold munchy? Djshrimpdick: peepee poopoo Keigo: And it's been 2 maybe 3 hourd Djshrimpdick: CAN I HOLD MUNCHY Vulpix_axel: The spinder..? Shortestbean: Yes Vulpix_axel: The large tranch spider? Daddy_risk: MUNCHY CAN KILL U WITH ONE BITE Djshrimpdick: Can I let him bite me Chinga: *holds virtual rabbit* Shortestbean: No, he is a smaller spider Keigo: Munchy bite me Vulpix_axel: *hits Dj* No dj. Vulpix_axel: Ohh oki! Daddy_risk: thats not what u said when u droped him Chinga: And no one attempt to kill them yet? Vulpix_axel: Gimme Munchy. Djshrimpdick: Whyy Chinga: Not even Kei? Shortestbean: *giver her the spider* Shortestbean: Gives* Vulpix_axel: *smiles* Chinga: *lols* Vulpix_axel: Cause no dying Dj. Keigo: I have coco and a bunny Shortestbean: The first thing he is going to do is go on top of your head Chinga: Duing is illegal now Chinga: Dying Daddy_risk: i have irl bunnies at my moms house Djshrimpdick: Guess I’m breaking the law the Djshrimpdick: Then* Keigo: Awwww I love animals Vulpix_axel: No Dj. Chinga: Eric Cartman and Kei shares one thing in common, they hate humanity and loves animals Shortestbean: I have so many animals Dishrimpdick: i lke men Chinga: Wait that's two. I merged it as one hypocrisy Shortestbean: KIKI IS IN MY ROOM❤️ Shortestbean: YAY Keigo: Wait I am Djshrimpdick: I love being a senior and only having two classes Dishrimpdick: i love cock Shortestbean: No, my dog Chinga: Exactly and I never heard of her animal-loving side Dishrimpdick: ill eat your dog Keigo: It's confusing Shortestbean: NO Shortestbean: Ik Dishrimpdick: ill eat him out Vulpix_axel: Oi fake Dj shush! Shortestbean: NO Djshrimpdick: Wth risky Dishrimpdick: lol Chinga: Virgin Di VS Chat Dj Shortestbean: Axellll, is munchy doing ok? Vulpix_axel: Yes! Chinga: Let's erase them Daddy_risk: lol i love having that fake dj acc Keigo: Ah if I move in going to fall Keigo: im* Chinga: its like orgasm to Dj's corpse Djshrimpdick: Which dj am I Lyri: moop Chinga: Idc anymore Chinga: Youre all just names to me Chinga: no meaningful attachment Daddy_risk: im taking a nap, cya later guys Shortestbean: WHO WANTS TO HOLD MY BEARDED DRAGON?! Daddy_risk: ily kiki Keigo: Ilym Djshrimpdick: MEEEE Lyri: I WANT TO HOLD DA DRAGON Daddy_risk: no ilym Keigo: Ilym Vulpix_axel: Ohhh I have a bearded dragon too! Chinga: Dragons are dangerous and non-existant Chinga: ent Daddy_risk: gn baby, ill be back in 30- 60 min Chinga: 45 mins Keigo: Ok I have to move from where I am Shortestbean: *gives lyri the bearded dragon* Keigo: Ok babr Keigo: babe Lyri: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA Daddy_risk: ok good luck baby\ Chinga: Smash or pass (Inasg_no)? Shortestbean: Pass Chinga: I am neutral Keigo: Smash Lyri: pass Djshrimpdick: Smash Chinga: Smash or Pass (Dtrump)? Lyri: hard pass Keigo: Pass Chinga: hard UwU Djshrimpdick: PASS Shortestbean: *throws my other bearded dragon at dj* Shortestbean: Pass Djshrimpdick: Ye Djshrimpdick: I’ll be back in a few my phone is about to die Vulpix_axel: SMASH!!! Shortestbean: Should I take my new bunny out of the cage? Lyri: .... Chinga: Smash or pass (Djshrimpdick in his senior outfit) Vulpix_axel: Smash for Tay not D- Lyri: pass Vulpix_axel: DJ??? SMASH! Shortestbean: Pass Vulpix_axel: I mean.. Keigo: Pass Vulpix_axel: What? Shortestbean: Lol Lyri: axxxeeellllllll.... Vulpix_axel: Who said that.. Vulpix_axel: Yes Lyriii. Lyri: i feel betrayed... Shortestbean: * I take ethan off of axel and ethan wraps around my neck* oh shit…. Eee34: are we doing smash or pass rn Lyri: yes we are doing smash or pass Vulpix_axel: Lyriii nooo~ Eee34: bro i'm in Shortestbean: Helppppp Chinga: Smash or Pass (Munchy)? Vulpix_axel: Pass. Chinga: like Kei's Rabbit Keigo: Bean no Lyri: who tf is munchy? pass\ Shortestbean: THATS MY SPIDER Chinga: Oh Eee34: pass Eee34: still pass Chinga: Well mine is in nano-scale anyway so Shortestbean: He is on axels head Vulpix_axel: =3 Shortestbean: Yes Shortestbean: His name in ginger Shortestbean: But I call him gingy Keigo: Keiko I like keiko for my bunny Chinga: Smash or pass (Gingy)? Shortestbean: PASS Lyri: pass Shortestbean: THATS MY RABBIT Eee34: like from shrek pass Keigo: No my bunny Shortestbean: KEI Vulpix_axel: Pfft- Shortestbean: THATS MY BUNNY Eee34: oh still pass i no furry Keigo: My bunny now Chinga: Smash or pass *insert rape victim*? Shortestbean: NOOOOOOO *takes coco* Shortestbean: Oop Keigo: You can have coco my bunny tho Lyri: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA- Shortestbean: DEAL Eee34: hmm pass she/he might have ptsd of the hole thing Chinga: Ok but Smash or pass (your Teacher)? Keigo: Ml Shortestbean: SMASH Keigo: FUCKIN PASS Eee34: oh hell nah Shortestbean: I mean wha Keigo: They all ugly Shortestbean: My teacher is fucking hot Chinga: For the grades I smash. For the fails I pass Chinga: Send teachers pic Vulpix_axel: Nahhh Mrs. Antosh. Vulpix_axel: She was hot- Shortestbean: You think I have a picture of my teacher?! Chinga: Idk maybe the teacher has OnlyFans? Shortestbean: You are fucking crazy Keigo: When risk comes back tell him to email me ima go Lyri: pass Vulpix_axel: Oki. Chinga: Me? You want to smash... whatever gender they are Shortestbean: OML Shortestbean: MY BROTHER SENT ME NUDES Chinga: All of my teachers are too old, they couldn't even survive my smash as a 10-year-old Shortestbean: AGAIN!!! Vulpix_axel: ... Vulpix_axel: WHY! Shortestbean: IDK Shortestbean: THIS IS THE SECOND NUDE PIC THIS WEEK Chinga: Pervert brother. Smashing teachers. I love this game which isn't a game Shortestbean: *dies* Chinga: Shortest bean has the "longest" teacher Chinga: Now you need Jesus to die again Chinga: and again Chinga: This chat is OnlyChinga now Eee34: ok i'm a dip talk with yall later Shortestbean: *grab his arm and I kick him in the dick* Chinga: in the dick? I mean augh Shortestbean: Lol Chinga: My dick wasn't meant for this. *goes hospital * Lyri: so is smash or pass over? Ashh: bro yall was playin smash or pass without me? Shortestbean: NO Chinga: Wait. Smash or pass (your mom) Shortestbean: YES Shortestbean: PASS Lyri: pass Ashh: pass Vulpix_axel: PASS! Ashh: wait axel is my mom now so smash XD Lyri: axel. Chinga: External Alabama Vulpix_axel: Pfft- Vulpix_axel: SMASH OR PASS ME! Vulpix_axel: Idk- Ashh: SMASH Chinga: Whe someone who isn't genetically your mom a formal mom Lyri: SMASH Lyri: HARD SMASH Vulpix_axel: Pfft- Shortestbean: ……um, I can’t answer, lol Ashh: SMASH ALL DAY Shortestbean: MY ARM HURTS Ashh: stop using it thenn Shortestbean: I’m not Shortestbean: I cant Ashh: take meds Shortestbean: I do Ashh: i was gunna say smash or pass me but my self esteem is low enough XD Ring: Merp Lyri: alright ash im you fucken dad now. Shortestbean: RINg Ashh: RING Shortestbean: RING* Vulpix_axel: Smash or pass Ring? Ring: Sup Shortestbean: HIIIIIIII8 Ashh: smash XD Lyri: pass on ring Shortestbean: Hmmmm…………smash Ring: Pass ring is ugy asf Lyri: fr fr Ashh: smash ring is daddy XD Ring: >///< Lyri: ash your grounded Shortestbean: Ring has fluffy hair tho Ashh: plus u cant pass on urself love Ashh: SELF LOVE Chinga: I mean even if they osses themself, they still smash themself daily Ashh: wym im groundedd Chinga: passes * Lyri: no horny ash. Ashh: why nottt Chinga: no horny ass Lyri: because i said so. Ashh: its not my fault ring lookin like a snack Ring: B- but I dont Shortestbean: *I throw my other rabbit at ring* Lyri: alright im taking meme privilege's Ashh: NOT MEME PRIVLAGES IM SORRYYY Ashh: ANYTHING BUT THAT Shortestbean: FREE PETS FOR EVERYONE Chinga: LETS SCREAM Lyri: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE Ashh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /C 17:51:30Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: *screams* Ring: Sportsss Lyri: anyways ash imma have a "talk" with ur mum. Ashh: damn i cant flirt with either of yall now Ashh: but at least i can call u daddy Ashh: bro smash or pass me (all yall know what i look like right?) Ring: SMASH (yes) Chinga: Nope Shortestbean: Smash Lyri: ...i would say smash but considering im ur dad now i cant. what a shame Chinga: But smash because their name is As-h Ashh: hol up ill get pic Ashh: bro disown me then XD Lyri: no. Ashh: FUCK Chinga: No I mean if you say As you have to promise As? Chinga: hh Chinga: My birth was a mistake Ring: Same Vulpix_axel: Better? Shortestbean: * I place my cobra on axels arm* Vulpix_axel: YAY! Ring: *cutely dies* Shortestbean: * I put Ethan on axels other arm* Ashh: bro time for mouth to mouth Ring: 🥹🥹🥹 Vulpix_axel: FUCK YEAH! Ring: I’m please Vulpix_axel: RIng no die. Ring: *dies of cringe* Shortestbean: * I take munchy off her head and I place my corn snake on her head* Ashh: stop dieing b4 i kiss u bruh Vulpix_axel: Yay! Shortestbean: You are now the queen of snakes, lol Ring: *dies so ash can kiss me* Ashh: ayo ;) Shortestbean: Lol Shortestbean: * pushes ash onto ring* Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Ashh: bro im tired of vanilla ass people someone shove me against a wall Lyri: i left for like two fucking minutes wtf Ashh: BEAN Shortestbean: * runs away* Ashh: yay daddys home XD Lyri: omg...ash no Ashh: but yes Shortestbean: * I push ash on ring again* (anon): I'm gonna c-cuuuuu- Ashh: carman stop i can get on top of him just fine myself Shortestbean: Fine Ring: What? Ring: Did? Ashh: what? Ring: I? Ring: Miss? Ashh: dont Ashh: read Ashh: the Ashh: chat Ring: I Ring: Cant Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Ring: See Ring: It Vulpix_axel: He was offline. Ring: 😭😭😭 Lyri: hi axel! Vulpix_axel: Hi! Shortestbean: *jumps on axels back* hehehehehehehehehehehe Vulpix_axel: Ah! Lyri: no no. i get on axels bac then bean gets on my back. Ashh: *throws down a bar of soap* yall know what time it is Lyri: ASH NO- Shortestbean: Ohhh! Ok! Vulpix_axel: *puts ok short skirt and bends over teasingly* Ashh: I CANT DO NOTHIN UR MY MOM Shortestbean: *looks away* Lyri: ....no axel. Vulpix_axel: On* Ashh: FUCK Ring: *slips on the soap faced doen* Lyri: i will stare. but i aint gonna do anything else axel. Vulpix_axel: =< Shortestbean: I just looked away Lyri: because this is public. Vulpix_axel: I wanna be fuckeddd! Ashh: same Ashh: i mean wha Ring: *gets on top of ash while she is down* so whacha doin? Vulpix_axel: Someone fuck me. =( Shortestbean: Lmo Shortestbean: Lmao* Lyri: okay heres a cool question do you live in the united states? do you life in Arkansas? Ashh: im being crushed to death by a cutie Ring: Us baby Vulpix_axel: I like in the us. Lyri: do you live in arkansas tho? Ring: Us.* Shortestbean: Same Ashh: i live on earth Ring: Me live in oklahoma Ring: It’s ass over here :/ Vulpix_axel: No I don't. Lyri: then i cant fuck you. what a shame. Ashh: i live in north carolina Chinga: I live Shortestbean: ASH Ring: *fucks ash* Ring: I said nothing Shortestbean: I CAN GO SEE YOU THEN Ashh: WHAT Shortestbean: NEXT YEAR I CAN GO SEE YOU Lyri: RING DID YOU FUCK MY CHILD? Chinga: *fucks my teddy bear after years of innocence* Chinga: I mean nothing Ashh: RING XD Ring: Yes daddy in law lyri Lyri: ...*pulls out shotgun* Ashh: lyri isnt the only one i call daddy now XD Lyri: i just wanna talk to him. Vulpix_axel: Lyri no! Ring: *pulls out cock* Ashh: NO Chinga: *pulls out Daddy Dearest* Lyri: i just want to talk to him Vulpix_axel: Lyri no. Chinga: With a shot UwU Ashh: dammit ring put ya cock away Lyri: i just want to talk to him luv. Chinga: I just want to eat Ring: Talk to me Ring: In bed Chinga: but there's no food function in this Keigo: RIBG UR ALIVE Lyri: *shoots ring in the face* Ring: I said nothing Keigo: NOIO MY BESTIE Chinga: Pls, say it's cum Ring: *moans* Ashh: dammit dad Lyri: that the fu- Shortestbean: *steals my rabbit back* Keigo: NO KEIKO Chinga: So it ceased to be stealing Shortestbean: ITS GINGY Lyri: anyways imma have some fun with your mum ash see ya later. Ring: *dies of death* Keigo: GIVE ME KEIKO BACK Shortestbean: *I run away* Chinga: *absolutely nothing* Shortestbean: ITS GINGER Keigo: Fine if I can't have keiko no one cam Keigo: can Shortestbean: NOOOOOOOOO Chinga: Keigo called himself Keiko instead Kei that's gay Keigo: Hehehehehe Chinga: Nah that's her rabbit or something Shortestbean: * I throw Gingy to chinga* Chinga: idk lore Keigo: IM A FUCKING GIRL Chinga: A girl minus the fucks Keigo: At least I'm not a virgin Chinga: I misgender one time and gets the shot uwU Chinga: NOOOOOOOO I am the only virgin in a horny Azala chat Chinga: How. Is. That. Possible Shortestbean: I am a virgin….. Keigo: Nope ur noy Keigo: nit Keigo: not Chinga: oh Ring: *fucks lyrics daughter* Ashh: ;) Chinga: *ficks* Lyri: i am also a virgin but that should change when i meet axel irl. Keigo: RING Chinga: Ayo Ring: KEI Chinga: Well good luck Lyri Ring: BESTIE KEI Keigo: I have a mini sprained ankle Lyri: ash....ive decided.....i aprove. Ring: Lesss gooo Ashh: good Shortestbean: I have a whole cut down my arm! Chinga: Be careful. A woman can reject you Everytime for random reasons Lyri: axels being horny in private chat. Ring: Same for me Vulpix_axel: No I'm not- Keigo: I've done that before bean Chinga: Axels? There more of them? Vulpix_axel: I just wanna be fucked!!! Chinga: ReallyV? Lyri: WE DONT LIVE IN THE SAME STATE ITS NOT POSSIBLE Chinga: *inserts list of males being rejected by Axel* Lyri: wait what state do you even live in axel? Chinga: Virtual Reality and tele-sex Vulpix_axel: Pa. Shortestbean: * I push ring into ash so they kissing and I run away* hehehehehehehehehehehehe Lyri: pa? Vulpix_axel: mhm. Ring: *cums on ash* Lyri: imma need the full name. Vulpix_axel: Pennsylvania. Chinga: https://www.laweekly.com/the-7-best-vr-sex-toys-for-immersive-masturbation/ Ashh: wth XD Lyri: ....fuck Chinga: Now this chat is too hirny for privacy Ring: Me Ashh: bet Chinga: $ 10 Shortestbean: *cries* I’m so lonely Vulpix_axel: Nah I'ma go masturbate now fuck yall. Ashh: back off he mine hoe Chinga: *holds Beans hands* Shortestbean: *I hold his hands back* Chinga: You know what, this is the American Way nowadays Lyri: shortestchinga ship. Lyri: i mean what? Chinga: Axel is right. We should all pursure our self-interest instead making a family and masturbates at corner Ring: Asing Chinga: Who needs a relationship anyway when you have 5 VS Willy Ring: I mean what? Shortestbean: * kicks Him* Chinga: But yeah I like beans Chinga: Woah Chinga: Not even together and now the first drama Ring: Rish Shortestbean: *I jump on his back* Ring: Totally not a ship name Chinga: Shortestbean, you made zero effort by holding this ship together Shortestbean: Ik, lol Lyri: hol up. ring make a ship name for me and axel. Chinga: You don't even try /C 18:18:04Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Chinga: Tahts it, I am leaving Shortestbean: NOOOOOO Chinga: Ok I will stay Shortestbean: YAY Chinga: But just because I have a link for pathetic behaviors Chinga: kink Ring: Lyrel Ring: :> Lyri: oh thats good Chinga: *lifts Bean in the air* Shortestbean: * giggles* yayyyy! Chinga: *walks on ice* Lyri: ring when axel gets back just spam that in the chat Ring: Or I was thinking lyrax but idk Vulpix_axel: Don't spam chat. Chinga: *flies with Bean to the sky due magic* Chinga: *spams chat, together with Bean* Shortestbean: Yayyyyy!!! Lyri: axel it takes 16 hours for me to get to you. :( Chinga: *throws Bean into a couple of pillows* Shortestbean: AH! Vulpix_axel: Damn.. Chinga: *throws flowers at Bean* Daddy_risk: IM BACK Ring: Wb Chinga: *throws soft chocolate at Bean* Keigo: Wb Daddy_risk: ty Ring: Np Daddy_risk: hi baby Keigo: Hi babe Chinga: *throws even more pillows at Bean* Shortestbean: FLOwERS! *I smell them* Chinga: *transports Bean to New York City* Ring: Wait lyri can I call you dad now? Ring: 🥹🥹🥹 Keigo: I want to dir Chinga: *invest in Applein Wall Street, with my Bean* Shortestbean: Wtf…WHERE AM I?! Keigo: did Keigo: die Vulpix_axel: Yeah. Daddy_risk: damn chat ded Chinga: This unknown city is... New York Chinga: And Daddy-risk a good troll Shortestbean: Cool Daddy_risk: oh nvm my dumbass wasnt scrolled down Keigo: I need someone to call rn Ashh: omg yall just date already oml Ring: L Daddy_risk: u wanna call baby Keigo: Yes Ring: Ash Chinga: *whispers Bean how cute she is* Ring: Your back Daddy_risk: ok one min Ring: 🥹🥹🥹 Shortestbean: *i blush* shush it Vulpix_axel: AWWW! Ashh: yes love i am Chinga: *gives Daddy 2 mins* Ring: D Keigo: I SHIP IT Ring: A Ring: R Ring: L Chinga: *shushes myself* Ring: I Ring: N Ring: G Lyri: 26 hours to get there axel Keigo: I SHIP BEAGA Chinga: *flies Bean to whatever she wants* Ashh: <3 Vulpix_axel: T^T Ring: Lyri can I call you dad? Shortestbean: Yay! Lyri: sure Chinga: What city do you wanna visit Bean? Ring: 🥹🥹🥹 Ring: Also Shortestbean: Idk Vulpix_axel: Anywayss I'ma go masturbate. Ring: <3 Ring: There you go cutie Chinga: How can Ring write nothing at all? Ishipwillowandhunter: Bro what is with all these vanilla bitches that aren't even good at erp like holy fuck. I'm angry and hungry and horny. I'm horngry. Chinga: Without a cock? Ashh: mood axel XD Chinga: Oh Ring: Lol Chinga: *gives Iship Bread nutrition score A* Chinga: *puts Bean to the Washington memorial * Shortestbean: * I jump on chinga’s back* Chinga: Woah. In front of Washington Chinga: Oh the back. *jumps* Chinga: See. Those are the founding fathers. Ishipwillowandhunter: This site is too damn active now I can't keep up with all the messages Chinga: Without them, there's no freedom. And down with British Chinga: *gives Bean cookies* Ishipwillowandhunter: Hey where's my cookies :( Shortestbean: Cookies! Shortestbean: *I eat the cookies and I give one to mich* Chinga: See, at that time in 18th Century, no one beloved in natural rights of man, except America Ishipwillowandhunter: Thank you darling *eats cookie* Chinga: *gives Ishipwillowandhunter cookies Shortestbean: *throws my python at mich* Chinga: There was the French too, but they would surrender immediately and continue being gay Ishipwillowandhunter: Yesssss I love snakes, tyyy Shortestbean: * I lay my head on chinga’s shoulder* Chinga: So only the thirteen colonies could resist European Theocracy and Monarchy Chinga: *eats beans meanwhile holding Beans head with my bold shoulders* Shortestbean: * I fall asleep* Chinga: Thee British were furious. They were so jealous that America was better in every aspect Chinga: More porn, more Liberty, more happiness, more money, more guns... Chinga: *sings a Good-Night-Song* Chinga: Like ppl underestimate bean, some ppl are underestimating how America came to be Chinga: With a dirty act which get liberating afterwards Chinga: War m (anon): reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Chinga: which is also ... Sex in that regard (anon): ? Djshrimpdick: there we go Chinga: Dirty act = war = sex? Because that's how Bean and America came to be? Agh Vulpix_axel: =3 Shortestbean: * I jump on axels back* Vulpix_axel: AH! Shortestbean: Hehehehe Vulpix_axel: YES I'M SO HAPPY! Chinga: Aren't we all happy with Bean in our arms? Djshrimpdick: *falls from ceiling* Vulpix_axel: Not what I meant- Vulpix_axel: Ah! Vulpix_axel: Dj wtf! Shortestbean: *i blush* Hehehehehehehehehe Chinga: Just friendly fire Djshrimpdick: *continues to fall through the floor Djshrimpdick: * Oofalladeez: *jumps off one story roof* Vulpix_axel: AHH! Oofalladeez: *leaves a big ass crater* Oofalladeez: I gtg Ashh: oooo an ass crater? Djshrimpdick: *reverse falls though the floor* Daddy_risk: kikis brother is weird asf Vulpix_axel: Zander text me! Vulpix_axel: =DD Ring: He looks like a roach Vulpix_axel: Oop- Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/3iZvQehe.mp4 Djshrimpdick: *crawling upside down* Daddy_risk: bro was watching sonic and now hes pitching a tent walkin around the house Vulpix_axel: ?/ Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/MSehL1Qe.mp4 Vulpix_axel: Dj.. Ashh: i gotta headache Djshrimpdick: pleh Djshrimpdick: i tnac pots Daddy_risk: nigga is hard! lmfao, AFTER WATCHING SONIC THE HEDGE HOG Chinga: nigga-land Vulpix_axel: HUH?!!?? Vulpix_axel: HIS COCK IS HARD!?!? Ashh: COCK Vulpix_axel: CAN I SUCK IT?? Oofalladeez: I have to sneak on and off Vulpix_axel: I mean. Vulpix_axel: . Vulpix_axel: . Vulpix_axel: . Vulpix_axel: . Vulpix_axel: . Vulpix_axel: .. Vulpix_axel: . Vulpix_axel: . Vulpix_axel: . Lyri: caught in 4k cheating/. Daddy_risk: YES KIKIS LIL BROTHER IS WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A HARD ON Ishipwillowandhunter: Huh?? Djshrimpdick: ?!?!htw Chinga: Alabama Ishipwillowandhunter: Jvnfngnf??? Ashh: RING Ring: Yeah? /C 18:44:37Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: RING LIKES ASHH Shortestbean: OOPS Ring: >///< Oofalladeez: Chinga what about Alabama? Shortestbean: HEHEHE Chinga: I mean Missisippi Shortestbean: RING LIKES ASHH Shortestbean: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Ashh: oh thought u left me Oofalladeez: Who? Djshrimpdick: smoorkcab eht ni mi pleh Ishipwillowandhunter: Oops Ashh: bean stawppp Shortestbean: NO Shortestbean: RING LIKES ASHH Shortestbean: ASHH LIKES RING Ashh: true Ring: >///< Ashh: BEAN LIKES CHINGA Chinga: She's gone Chinga: and were all grey now Chinga: Uhm... Do you think that I think too much of sex? Ishipwillowandhunter: . Ishipwillowandhunter: no. Not enough. Chinga: I mean cmon. Who doesn't Chinga: Plantonic relationship in 2023 Oofalladeez: U said u wanted grey? Done… Chinga: I said we are Ishipwillowandhunter: That's not grey that's gay Ashh: XD Chinga: And now? Ishipwillowandhunter: Pink isn't gay I'm just making a joke Chinga: Bruh Oofalladeez: I’m not pink I’m grey Chinga: I mean it is gay for me Shortestbean: SHUSH IT Ishipwillowandhunter: Just because I own 40 pink shirts doesn't mean km gay. I mean I am gay but not because of that Ashh: no your pink Oofalladeez: IM PARTIALLY COLOR BLIND Shortestbean: Also, backkk Chinga: And that's some garish blue actually Ashh: go number 15 Ashh: number 15 is what the rest of us are using Ring: What? Djshrimpdick: ? Ashh: bean keep shipping me and ring ill tell everyone what u told me in priv chat Shortestbean: NO Shortestbean: DONT Djshrimpdick: DJ SHRIMMPPPPP DIIIIIICCKKKKKKKKK Ashh: thats what i thought Chinga: Ashh X Ring Ishipwillowandhunter: Ring I want to shove you up against a wall and f (anon): Back but logging in Ashh: BACK OFF Ishipwillowandhunter: eed you jellybeans. Djshrimpdick: Ash and Ring, sitting in a tree, killing each other Oofalladeez: … Ashh: more like killing ourselves Chinga: Isn't Jellybeans a bullied streamer Oofalladeez: Me first Shortestbean: *whispers* ringxash Ishipwillowandhunter: Yes. Ishipwillowandhunter: Well Ishipwillowandhunter: I have mixed feelings Ring: What is going on? Ishipwillowandhunter: But Djshrimpdick: O say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave Ishipwillowandhunter: Lets go to Paris and kiss under the moonlight Ashh: bean u asked for it Shortestbean: NO Ashh: *inhales* Chinga: Did she? Shortestbean: NOOOOOOOOO Ashh: BEAN AND CHINGA KISSED Shortestbean: SHIT Chinga: No Shortestbean: *slaps Ash* Chinga: wait we did actually Chinga: virtually Chinga: doesnthat count Shortestbean: Yes, it does Ashh: bean watch it im into that XD Shortestbean: *kicks her and pouts* Ishipwillowandhunter: Damn Ash Ashh: what? Assmaster: https://thumbsnap.com/i/xs1v26WE.mp4 Djshrimpdick: WHY IS EVERYONE THE SAME COLOR Ashh: join in Djshrimpdick: ? Djshrimpdick: ? Ashh: color 15 Ashh: yup Djshrimpdick: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ring: :> Ashh: suck my cock Ring: Bet Ashh: ;) Ring: 😉 Shortestbean: ASHH LIKES RING Shortestbean: RING LIKES ASH Ring: And ring likes ash Djshrimpdick: AND NOW MY BALLS HURT Ashh: brb Shortestbean: *dies* Shortestbean: *does the w.a.p* Oofalladeez: My name is grey like my soul Ishipwillowandhunter: Its pink, Nate. Shortestbean: * drops it down* Shortestbean: Yas, slayyy Oofalladeez: It’s grey! Ishipwillowandhunter: Its pink,that Ishipwillowandhunter: F?ff!"4235454"35 er Oofalladeez: Ok fine black. Colorless Daddy_risk: what did i miss Oofalladeez: Nothing tbh Daddy_risk: why are u all the same color? Oofalladeez: Idfk Keigo: Boo Ring: Because we can Keigo: Wtf is going on Shortestbean: Hehe Keigo: rawr Shortestbean: *runs around* I LOK LIKE A TOMATO Oofalladeez: *puts M6D pistol to his head* goodbye world Keigo: Hi peeps Oofalladeez: World: Okay Nate I’ll see you around Daddy_risk: oh no baby Cody33369: ooo shoot me first lmao Daddy_risk: why did u join them Oofalladeez: World: where r u going? Shortestbean: I LOOK LIKE A TOMATO *throws a pillow at chinga* /C 19:07:15Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Keigo: Nope it's to ugly of a color omg like ring Cody33369: what is this chat XD Shortestbean: *throws a pillow at kei* Keigo: why what I do to make you throw a pillow at me Daddy_risk: DONT HURT KIKI Daddy_risk: IDC IF ITS JUST A PILLOW Shortestbean: OH NO Shortestbean: COCO WAS ON THAT PILLOW Keigo: My pillow now botch Shortestbean: Lol Shortestbean: *dies* Keigo: Die bitch die Shortestbean: …… Oofalladeez: I’m bouta fuck someone Keigo: Fuck bean Shortestbean: Who? Ash? Shortestbean: NO Shortestbean: * runs over to chinga* Oofalladeez: Nvm no one wants me XD Ring: Merp Ashh: who tryna fuck Ashh: XD Djshrimpdick: ? Shortestbean: Nate is Ring: Me Djshrimpdick: is this the right color? Djshrimpdick: ye Oofalladeez: I’m tryna fuck. Ash. Notice the space XD Ishipwillowandhunter: I am Keigo: Is mich alive or is he asleep Ashh: hes in your vents Oofalladeez: Who wants to get fucked Djshrimpdick: HES VENTING, VOTE HIM OUT Ashh: someone choke me, respectfully Ashh: OH WHIT IMPOSTER Shortestbean: I would let chinga fuck me Ashh: SHIT* Shortestbean: I mean wha Ashh: Shortestbean: I would let chinga fuck me Keigo: Not me teaching myself how to play the guitar Shortestbean: GOD DAMMIT😭😭 Keigo: What Ashh: my dad and brother are self taught and theyre good Djshrimpdick: my dads good Shortestbean: I can play the drums Ring: I’m me Keigo: Well I don't just want to sing soooo Djshrimpdick: i can play the controller Ring: Same lol Ashh: i can do something pretty cool Ring: What is it? Ashh: you Ashh: ;) Ring: >///< Shortestbean: Lol Djshrimpdick: ive been told i give good sholder massages Ashh: PROVE IT Djshrimpdick: ok Gordongekko: Was? Ring: I’ve been told I give divine massages Ashh: mf come overrr my fucking shoulders and back hurt Shortestbean: I need one rn 👍🏻😭 Ring: Bro Ishipwillowandhunter: Yo i give great massages, ill bring the peanut butter and lube Ring: Wait what??? Ashh: mich XD Ishipwillowandhunter: No but actually I do Izzy_blight: What the fuck is going on here Djshrimpdick: *jumps into traffic* Ashh: im tryna get someone to rub my back XD Shortestbean: Sameeee Ring: I’ll do it Ring: For ash Ishipwillowandhunter: Ill do it for free Izzy_blight: Why is everyone the same color Shortestbean: *runs over to mich* me plssss Jul: idk (anon): idk Izzy_blight: You know what, doesn't matter Shortestbean: *gives mich coco* Ishipwillowandhunter: OH Ishipwillowandhunter: I FORGOT Ishipwillowandhunter: IZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Jul: ayo its daddy Ishipwillowandhunter: JULSSSSSSSS Ishipwillowandhunter: hey mommy Jul: o.o Shortestbean: Lol Jul: how are ya? Shortestbean: *throws a pillow at mich* Djshrimpdick: IM BOORRREEEEDDDDDD Ring: So what is everyone doing? Djshrimpdick: being bored Shortestbean: I’m talking to chinga Ring: Oh cool Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm doing good, hbu luv? Jul: yayyy Jul: i'm fine <3<3 Ring: I’m good Jul: awesome Jul: & what are you doing ring? Ring: Playing yugioh Ring: Wbu? Ishipwillowandhunter: YugiOH MY GOD ITS IN MY ASS Djshrimpdick: roblox is better than fornite Ring: Yeah Jul: im Jul: idk Jul: thinking thoughts Jul: being my intellectual self Ring: Lol /C 19:47:33Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Oofalladeez: I gtg guys bye Djshrimpdick: ok byeeeee Shortestbean: *twerks* Huso75: hello iim under the water Ring: Merp Djshrimpdick: *cough* sex *cough* Ashh: imma nut Shortestbean: Back Ring: What? Shortestbean: BACK Ashh: IM FINNA NUT Shortestbean: HOLY SHIT Shortestbean: *passes out* Ashh: *nuts* Shortestbean: I miss chinga Inasg_no: Hi Shortestbean: I miss chinga:( Inasg_no: idgaf :D Djshrimpdick: BALLS Ashh: i miss ring Ashh: COCK Shortestbean: Ring went offline? Ashh: hes not online rn Shortestbean: Oh oki Shortestbean: Bro, chinga was rizzing me up Keigo: I ankle is killing me Ashh: hes playing on his playstation rn Shortestbean: Of course he is, lol Ashh: kei did u put ice on it? Keigo: Uhhhhhhhh Shortestbean: I might leave Keigo: Yes Inasg_no: Hi Shortestbean: * I give kei coco Keigo: YAY COCO Shortestbean: *I give ashh my cobra* Shortestbean: *I give kei munchy* Keigo: Awwwww munchy is soooo cute Djshrimpdick: ASS Keigo: MASTER Shortestbean: Ikkkkk Ring: Merp Shortestbean: You want to see what he looks like? Djshrimpdick: can munchy bite me? Keigo: Yes please Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nzherald.co.nz%2Fnz%2Fwellington-zoos-goliath-bird-eating-tarantula-babies-doing-well%2F7WAKOD2UXNFJVOMTZMR5NV7DA4%2F&psig=AOvVaw1xJvGF49irz_KgMT8Ns6h-&ust=1691265588371000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIC7o7flw4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE Shortestbean: This is what he looks like Keigo: AWWWWWW Shortestbean: Lol Shortestbean: He is so small🫶🏻 Keigo: Yes and it's why he's cute Shortestbean: Ikkkk Djshrimpdick: LET MUNCHY BITE ME Shortestbean: NO Keigo: NO HOE Djshrimpdick: WHY Shortestbean: HE IS TO SMALL Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nzherald.co.nz%2Fnz%2Fwellington-zoos-goliath-bird-eating-tarantula-babies-doing-well%2F7WAKOD2UXNFJVOMTZMR5NV7DA4%2F&psig=AOvVaw1xJvGF49irz_KgMT8Ns6h-&ust=1691265588371000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIC7o7flw4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE Djshrimpdick: I DONT CARE Keigo: Ima go now bye Shortestbean: Bye keiiii Shortestbean: Ima leave as well Keigo: MOMMY TAT Keigo: TAY Inasg_no: Hey Inasg_no: . Keigo: Hru Djshrimpdick: im the best fucking prosecutor to exist Shortestbean: Back /C 20:14:07Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nzherald.co.nz%2Fnz%2Fwellington-zoos-goliath-bird-eating-tarantula-babies-doing-well%2F7WAKOD2UXNFJVOMTZMR5NV7DA4%2F&psig=AOvVaw1xJvGF49irz_KgMT8Ns6h-&ust=1691265588371000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIC7o7flw4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nzherald.co.nz%2Fnz%2Fwellington-zoos-goliath-bird-eating-tarantula-babies-doing-well%2F7WAKOD2UXNFJVOMTZMR5NV7DA4%2F&psig=AOvVaw1xJvGF49irz_KgMT8Ns6h-&ust=1691265588371000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIC7o7flw4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nzherald.co.nz%2Fnz%2Fwellington-zoos-goliath-bird-eating-tarantula-babies-doing-well%2F7WAKOD2UXNFJVOMTZMR5NV7DA4%2F&psig=AOvVaw1xJvGF49irz_KgMT8Ns6h-&ust=1691265588371000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIC7o7flw4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE Shortestbean: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nzherald.co.nz%2Fnz%2Fwellington-zoos-goliath-bird-eating-tarantula-babies-doing-well%2F7WAKOD2UXNFJVOMTZMR5NV7DA4%2F&psig=AOvVaw1xJvGF49irz_KgMT8Ns6h-&ust=1691265588371000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCIC7o7flw4ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE Keigo: Bean you never took coco back Shortestbean: Oh shit, l forgot, lol Shortestbean: *I take coco and munchy* Keigo: I miss risk Shortestbean: Awwww…*hugs her* I know you do Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Keigo: *allows bean to hug me * how do you know this Inasg_no: Bad u Keigo: Same Inasg_no: Ok Lyri: hi tay Keigo: Tay I have a serious question to ask you Djshrimpdick: IM LONELY Shortestbean: Back Shortestbean: *dies* Shortestbean: * does the w.a.p* Keigo: *gets on one knee and opens a ring box* Taylor will you marry me? Keigo: No she left Djshrimpdick: i want a wap Djshrimpdick: a warm apple pie Inasg_no: Hi Inasg_no: What Djshrimpdick: My booty jiggles when i walk Shortestbean: Back Shortestbean: Is anyone on?😭 Djshrimpdick: Djshrimpdick: My booty jiggles when i walk Shortestbean: Wtf Shortestbean: * does the w.a.p* Shortestbean: * dies * Shortestbean: * does the w.a.p again* /C 20:40:41Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Shortestbean: *dies* Djshrimpdick: freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shortestbean: Hoiii Djshrimpdick: hoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Daddy_risk: hi dj Gingerbreadman: Hi Djshrimpdick: hi Shortestbean: Ginger! Inasg_no: . Inasg_no: hey Shortestbean: * throws my rabbit at him* Shortestbean: He has your name Assmaster: https://i.postimg.cc/7hKmByXR/AA846567-08-EB-4540-8205-F53-FF6-B0-B774.jpg Djshrimpdick: do you know the muffin man... I AM THE MUFFIN MAN Daddy_risk: THE MUFFIN MAN? Djshrimpdick: THE MUFFIN MAN Inasg_no: RISKY Daddy_risk: THE ONE WHO LIVES ON DREWY LANE?! Daddy_risk: TAY Gingerbreadman: No Gingerbreadman: Ni Gingerbreadman: Nah Djshrimpdick: YES, THE MUFFIN MAN Gingerbreadman: Rj Gingerbreadman: Gimme that Inasg_no: GINGYYYYYYYYYY Shortestbean: * throws coco at his face* hehehehehehehe Daddy_risk: yu wsp zander Gingerbreadman: Nm Ashh: bruh this man hot for no reason Gingerbreadman: Thanks g Inasg_no: gingys name is Zander? Djshrimpdick: IM TAKING THE GUMDROP BUTTONS Daddy_risk: ya Inasg_no: sexy Gingerbreadman: Oh? Inasg_no: :) Gingerbreadman: *Zander has left the chat* Djshrimpdick: you can take my gumdrop buttons all you want papi Daddy_risk: ayo? Gingerbreadman: Pause Djshrimpdick: ? Inasg_no: ... Ashh: unpause Daddy_risk: lol Ashh: gingy risk said he wants ur number Inasg_no: lmao ash Daddy_risk: i have his number Inasg_no: gingy I want your number ;) Ring: Merp Daddy_risk: we are irl friends Gingerbreadman: Bet Inasg_no: hey ringg Inasg_no: hahaha Ring: Hi Ring: Gingy Inasg_no: ngl gingy sexy Gingerbreadman: Rung makes me moist Inasg_no: do I make you wet? Ring: Rung lol Gingerbreadman: Ring* Ashh: tay makes me wet ;) Shortestbean: Back Daddy_risk: ya hes snail trailing all over my bed rn tay Inasg_no: hahahaha lucky Inasg_no: same wit you ash xd Gingerbreadman: I might just have to ring Ring: Ash makes me drip fr fr Daddy_risk: hes at my house rn Inasg_no: ASH IS MINE Shortestbean: *dies* Ashh: come over then daddy ;) Ring: Na Inasg_no: smh Shortestbean: * does the w.a.p* Inasg_no: OH DAMN Ring: You got mich Inasg_no: OHHHH DAMNNNN Ring: I got ash Inasg_no: fuck yeah I do Inasg_no: Mich is meh baby Gingerbreadman: Who wants it Shortestbean: And I have no one👍🏻 Inasg_no: sad Daddy_risk: ME Inasg_no: ME Gingerbreadman: AYO RJ Ashh: im finna nut Daddy_risk: lol Gingerbreadman: UR RIGHT BESIDE ME Djshrimpdick: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe Gingerbreadman: WELL THEN Inasg_no: HEY I WANT IT GINGY Daddy_risk: give it to me papi Inasg_no: COME FUCK ME Shortestbean: Oml Ashh: brb Inasg_no: okie Gingerbreadman: SYSTEM ERROR WAIT TEN MINUTES Inasg_no: I HAVE TO GO IN 8 SO NO CAN DO Daddy_risk: hes too turned on Shortestbean: *dies* Vulpix_axel: Boo. Gingerbreadman: Wym by that rj Ashh: i love me some dragon pussy Djshrimpdick: there we go Daddy_risk: you tay u want gingies number? Gingerbreadman: Me too ash Vulpix_axel: Oh lol. Inasg_no: fuck yeah I do Djshrimpdick: you just had to refresh Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Inasg_no: AXEL Shortestbean: * I jump on axels back* Vulpix_axel: AHHH! Daddy_risk: nah he hit me for sayng that Shortestbean: Hehehehehehehehehe Inasg_no: *hugs axel* hii Inasg_no: wowww Vulpix_axel: *grabs beans arm and slams them on their back* Djshrimpdick: *jumps into traffic* Inasg_no: smh gingy Vulpix_axel: *hugs Tay* Hi Tay! Vulpix_axel: Oh shit sorry bean.. Shortestbean: Dam * I get up unharmed* your strong Vulpix_axel: Dj out of traffic now! Inasg_no: hehe hey axel :) Gingerbreadman: I'm just sitting here man Djshrimpdick: nu Ashh: ring im finna fight u, with my mouth, on ur mouth, softly Vulpix_axel: Heh thanks. Daddy_risk: i want head Vulpix_axel: *grabs Dj* Gingerbreadman: Ok Inasg_no: oop Gingerbreadman: 😉 Vulpix_axel: .... Djshrimpdick: awwww Inasg_no: ash zd Djshrimpdick: ;) Inasg_no: XD* Gingerbreadman: XD Gingerbreadman: Rj Shortestbean: I’m to lonely Inasg_no: ngl same Vulpix_axel: *cuddles Dj* Gingerbreadman: Spread wide open Inasg_no: if you're next to him can't you js do that for him gingy? Shortestbean: I gtg, see you guys in about to weeks Daddy_risk: tay no Gingerbreadman: Tay Ashh: *drops soap* Inasg_no: yes Daddy_risk: ash wtf Ashh: who pickin it up? Djshrimpdick: *cuddles* Gingerbreadman: Ash wtf Vulpix_axel: RISKY SLAP HIM WITH LASAGNA!! Inasg_no: yes gingy? Daddy_risk: i dont have any axe Vulpix_axel: AHHHH!!! Inasg_no: slap him with a pan Djshrimpdick: im cold Gingerbreadman: I'll slap u w this day Inasg_no: I'll warm ya up ;) jk Gingerbreadman: D* Vulpix_axel: GO BUY IT AND SLAP HIM WITH FROZEN LASAGNA!! Inasg_no: slap me on my ass Vulpix_axel: *cuddles Dj* Mine.. Ashh: tay ill slap urs if u slap mine Gingerbreadman: Tay bro Inasg_no: bet ash Inasg_no: I'm not your bro thank you Gingerbreadman: What are you then? Djshrimpdick: *cant move* ...... Ashh: HES PULLING HIS COCK OUT Inasg_no: im tay Daddy_risk: oh dj? Vulpix_axel: *Happy* Gingerbreadman: I am ash Gingerbreadman: How'd u know Daddy_risk: want me to come help u get unstuck? Gingerbreadman: I'm abt to slap risk in the face Djshrimpdick: i dont think thats up to me Vulpix_axel: *cuddles Dj more* Inasg_no: ship Vulpix_axel: 0w0 Inasg_no: A+Dj Ashh: gingy noo XD Vulpix_axel: TwT Inasg_no: go for it gingy Gingerbreadman: Tay Inasg_no: ginfy Inasg_no: gingy* Gingerbreadman: Ur next 😉 Inasg_no: sexy Daddy_risk: risk x gingy? Gingerbreadman: Yes Gingerbreadman: I Gingerbreadman: Ship Inasg_no: Tay x kiki Daddy_risk: NO Vulpix_axel: I'm telling Kei. Inasg_no: if youre wit gingy thennnn Daddy_risk: no i was joking Gingerbreadman: Tay what's ur snap? Inasg_no: it's okay axel I js screenshotted XD Daddy_risk: u cant have kiki Inasg_no: don't have it Vulpix_axel: HEhehehehehehe; Inasg_no: pfft I already do Gingerbreadman: Bruh Inasg_no: I can give you my number Djshrimpdick: can i move yet Gingerbreadman: Bet Inasg_no: shit gtg Vulpix_axel: Nu! Vulpix_axel: Bye Tay!! Inasg_no: there gingy Vulpix_axel: I love you Tay!!! Gingerbreadman: Oki Inasg_no: BYE LOVE YOU AXEL AND KIKI Daddy_risk: KIKI Daddy_risk: BABY Cindersghost: Nya~ Djshrimpdick: *whispers* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Daddy_risk: i missed u kiki Cindersghost: Hewwow Daddy_risk: hi cin Vulpix_axel: *cuddles Dj more* Vulpix_axel: HiCin! Djshrimpdick: i wanna play in traffic Vulpix_axel: Nu.. Cindersghost: Hi axel Djshrimpdick: whyyyy Djshrimpdick: but its fuuuuunnnnnn Cindersghost: I'll join you in the traffic Djshrimpdick: yay Vulpix_axel: Nuu. Cindersghost: Yesss Vulpix_axel: *cuddles Dj* Djshrimpdick: pwease Vulpix_axel: Nuu! Cindersghost: *walks towards the street* Djshrimpdick: cin take me with youuuuuuu Vulpix_axel: *cuddles Dj more* Gingerbreadman: So Cindersghost: *I walk to DJ every step making a soft pwip sound* Djshrimpdick: pwip? Vulpix_axel: My Dj.. Cindersghost: Pwip Ashh: choke me Daddy_risk: damn kk left Ashh: i mean what Cindersghost: axel I'll make sure the traffic is safe Djshrimpdick: ohhhhhh pwip Daddy_risk: kiki* Djshrimpdick: choke me ? Jug_in_love: Fine, I will do it myself Vulpix_axel: *growls* Lyri: sup Cindersghost: Hey Vergil your portal opening days are over, give me the yamato Daddy_risk: ok well ma get off Ashh: this mans voice is hot asf Jug_in_love: True Daddy_risk: bye yll Cindersghost: Hi jug Daddy_risk: yall* Ashh: rings daddy ong Cindersghost: Bye Risky Jug_in_love: Give me the "yamato" (anon): bye Vulpix_axel: Bye bye. Jug_in_love: Leg-operating days Cindersghost: *pats axel* come on let DJ play in the traffic for a bit Jug_in_love: nice traffic bro Vulpix_axel: *bites Cins hand* Jug_in_love: I hope no one will crushed over by a car or two Djshrimpdick: *puppy dog eyes Vulpix_axel: *shakes his arm like a dog toy* Cindersghost: *tears up* ow Jug_in_love: *shakes my arm like a cat toy* Vulpix_axel: *lets go and cuddles Dj more* /C 21:07:15Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: axeee dont be mean to cindyloo Cindersghost: *runs away crying softly* Jug_in_love: *add cnuddles in Dictionary too* Jug_in_love: It's almost the same Vulpix_axel: *huffs* Jug_in_love: *puffs* Jug_in_love: *Hanniballs* Cindersghost: *blows the house down* Jug_in_love: Ok this was too much azala Cindersghost: *cutely commits suicide* Jug_in_love: it was nice Djshrimpdick: there is no such thing as too much azala Cindersghost: Facts Jug_in_love: Too less Azala to understand Thedudeabides: Ok Thedudeabides: I am gonna take off my pants Thedudeabides: nobody freak out Jug_in_love: i can't believe The Dtrump didn't showed up Djshrimpdick: can i do it too Jug_in_love: The Dtrump, troll, villain and savior of this site Thedudeabides: sure but unlike you my penis is massive Daddy_risk: im going to the gym cya guys later Thedudeabides: so I have to prepare people Jug_in_love: Massive wood Thedudeabides: indeed Vulpix_axel: gtg ttyl. Djshrimpdick: oi dont make fun of shrimpy Thedudeabides: I don't want to cause a heart attack Cindersghost: Bye axel Djshrimpdick: byeee Vulpix_axel: Please no traffic.. Vulpix_axel: =( Jug_in_love: Prepare for lube and angle how to fit in so small hole Djshrimpdick: *sprint to traffic* Thedudeabides: well shrimpy self-identifies as a little dick doesn't he? Djshrimpdick: HAHAHAHAH Thedudeabides: I wasn't being mean Vulpix_axel: *grabs Dj* Jug_in_love: Not if your Coke cums directly to her heart Thedudeabides: little dicks need love too Vulpix_axel: Guess I'm logging in on my phine.. Vulpix_axel: phone.. Jug_in_love: EA Bides - In The Game Cindersghost: *sniffs* a-axel why do you hate me no Djshrimpdick: LET ME PLAY IN TRAFFIC Cindersghost: Now* Vulpix_axel: No I don't hate you. Jug_in_love: Too much love irritates foreskin. Source: Experience Cindersghost: Yes you do Thedudeabides: That's not love that's clamydia Jug_in_love: I can sue the city for unsafe traffics Vulpix_axel: I don’t.. Vulpix_axel: *hugs Dj* Thedudeabides: you get dick pox homie see a doctor Cindersghost: Yes you do *pouts* Djshrimpdick: traffic 😭 Jug_in_love: Nah when you rub foreskin too much dry Vulpix_axel: I don’t!! Cindersghost: Duck pox sounds like a challenge for tik tok Jug_in_love: traffic 😂 Thedudeabides: hey if you die in traffic at least humanity didn't lose a big fat glorious cock Cindersghost: Fuck I mean dick! Thedudeabides: it only lost a lil one Djshrimpdick: *pouts harder* Thedudeabides: baby carrot Thedudeabides: no big loss Cindersghost: Axel why did you bite meee Jug_in_love: Well, yours is big so a big loss Jug_in_love: and your gf gains a fat gain Thedudeabides: women won't be killing themselves over the loss of a baby carrot Vulpix_axel: I don’t want Dj in traffic.. Jug_in_love: abortion is a thing since the 1984s Thedudeabides: they hear my magnificent purple headed womb ferret is out of action there would be mass suicides Djshrimpdick: why though Cindersghost: I would have kept dj safe tho Jug_in_love: Woman are only happy to the relieve that there's no baby anymore. Remived you might sya Thedudeabides: ladies love a fat cock Thedudeabides: right up the twat Vulpix_axel: I no want Dj hurt.. Dtrump: really? Jug_in_love: And a baby to dump out relieving Cindersghost: Instead I should hurt I assume Jug_in_love: OMG The Dtrump I Thedudeabides: babies are lame Djshrimpdick: but pain is funneh Jug_in_love: I am your biggest fan. Here an autograph Thedudeabides: throw babies in traffic with shrimp Dtrump: i slept a lot today Vulpix_axel: No cin no. Keigo: Good Vulpix_axel: Dj pain no funny.. Thedudeabides: "i slept a lot today" EXCITING STORY BRO Cindersghost: *walks away arms folded* I thought we were friends Thedudeabides: HOLY FUCK Thedudeabides: I AM GRIPPED WITH ANTICIPATION Keigo: WOAH CIN BE NICE Thedudeabides: TIGHT DRAMA Djshrimpdick: all i want is to get hit by a semi going 69 mph Jug_in_love: Like exercise, it pains during that process but after the baby is gone after developed months, it feels as good as bringing them to world Vulpix_axel: *tears up* Thedudeabides: Total gibberish from jug as usual Thedudeabides: word salad, probably having a stroke Keigo: Come here axe I'll hold you Cindersghost: Maybe I should go into the traffic instead Djshrimpdick: nuuu dont cryyy Djshrimpdick: brb Jug_in_love: It's immoral through, yet I can see a Baby-removal-kink Vulpix_axel: *starts to cry* Thedudeabides: JUG YOU THREW A ROD BUD SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION Cindersghost: *walks into the street and gets hit* Keigo: *hugs axe* don't cry Vulpix_axel: No Cin no..! Thedudeabides: I KNOW THAT TO YOU YOUR WORDS ARE GENIUS BUT TO EVERYONE ELSE IT'S TOTAL CRAP Jug_in_love: The dude doesn't understands Thedudeabides: DIAL 911 Thedudeabides: NOW Jug_in_love: wow. That's an insulting compliment. Jug_in_love: 9/11 Keigo: Nah your idea you do it Thedudeabides: I WANT YOU TO LIVE TO SPOUT MORE NONSENSE SAVE YOURSELF Jug_in_love: It makes sense Dtrump: turn your caps lock offf Thedudeabides: EVENTUALLY THROUGH SHEER BRUTE FORCE YOU'LL SAY SOMETHING OF MEANING Jug_in_love: Did any of you woman experience abortion? Thedudeabides: IN LIKE A THOUSAND THOUSAND THOUSAND YEARS Vulpix_axel: No I’m 15. Cindersghost: *laying on the ground* ow Jug_in_love: If no, I heard it feels good after the baby got stabbed, like when you bring them out after 9 months Keigo: I'm 14 and everyone says I'm cute even tho I'm not Jug_in_love: Facts Thedudeabides: .....TWISTED FREAK I LOVE IT Vulpix_axel: You are kei? Cindersghost: Kei you are cute Thedudeabides: TELL ME MORE ABOUT STABBING BABIES Jug_in_love: I am gay Keigo: No I'm not cute Dtrump: creepy Thedudeabides: SO YOU SODOMIZE THE BOY BABIES? Thedudeabides: THEN STAB? Thedudeabides: I NEED A FLOW CHART Vulpix_axel: !* Jug_in_love: well see, hormons are releasing when the baby gets removed Cindersghost: BRB gotta shit Thedudeabides: WE KNOW THAT THE GAYS ARE ALL PEDOS Jug_in_love: The nature makes no difference how, just when Vulpix_axel: *still crying. Vulpix_axel: ** Thedudeabides: SO YOU HUMP THE BABY BOYS THEN STABBY STAB? Thedudeabides: OR STAB THEN HUMP? Keigo: CIN HOW DARE YOU MAKE AXEL CRY Jug_in_love: Let me google why you're wrong Thedudeabides: THE ORDER IS IMPORTANT Dtrump: just mute this pos Jug_in_love: https://www.shemight.com/unexpected-pregnancy/understanding-hormones-after-abortion Thedudeabides: THIS FUCKER JUST SAID HE KILLS BABIES BUT YOU WANNA MUTE ME??? Vulpix_axel: *hugs kei crying* Thedudeabides: YOU HAVE SOME FUCKED UP PRIORITIES Dtrump: abortion bad Thedudeabides: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS BROKEN AND UP YOUR ASS Jug_in_love: The endocrine system might feel repercussions as a result from either type of abortion. The initial pregnancy and any type of pregnancy loss interrupts your hormones and resets the menstrual cycle. Some women’s hormones balance quickly after their abortion, while others can take much longer. Keigo: * hugs axel back* it'll be okay don't cry Vulpix_axel: *sniffling* Jug_in_love: I never said it was moral, just that some leftist have a kink Thedudeabides: CRY MORE TEARS ARE DELICIOUS Keigo: STFU Thedudeabides: LEFTISTS ARE DEGENERATE SCUM Thedudeabides: WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT A LEFTIST THINKS? Thedudeabides: DO THEY EVEN THINK? Thedudeabides: IS THERE PROOF? Keigo: I'm ignoring you Thedudeabides: GOOD Thedudeabides: LEFTIST Thedudeabides: GET FUCKED Jug_in_love: Came to think about it, balancing your hormons aren't that joy Thedudeabides: GO KILL SOME BABIES THEN CELEBRATE Vulpix_axel: =< Keigo: *starts to sing for axel* Jug_in_love: Still, I heard also positive relieved experience from it Thedudeabides: CELEBRATE KILLING BABIES LIKE IT'S A GOOD THING YOU DISGUSTING MORAL DEGENERATES Vulpix_axel: =•< Thedudeabides: HELL AIN'T HALF FULL Thedudeabides: LOTS OF ROOM FOR YOU Jug_in_love: I admire the dude's passion Vulpix_axel: *wipes my tears cheering up a bit* Jug_in_love: It reminds me as I was a child Cindersghost: Back like a heart attack Cindersghost: Imma have one Cindersghost: Sihdnejsbjsjdnendnjdn Jug_in_love: Yill I realized, it doesn't mater if everyone is homogenized or not, because we make errors because we're humans Thedudeabides: IF MY DAUGHTER HAD AN ABORTION OR BECAME A WHORE OR ONLY FANS THOT I WOULD SHIP HER OFF TO AFGHANISTAN Thedudeabides: THE FUCKING TALIBAN WILL STRAIGHTEN HER OUT Keigo: I'm a Buy a diamond ring for you I'm a sing for you I'd do anything to see you smile Jug_in_love: You can remove Israel, yet Corruption, Clinate change, covid still persists Cindersghost: The time has come and so have i Keigo: Ayo Jug_in_love: Its natural as one group, any, gathers more wealth than the other and greed as perverted survival instinct goes through Cindersghost: I'll laugh last because you came to die Thedudeabides: SHE BE ALL LIKE EMPOWERMENT YAAAAAAASSSS AND TALIBAN BE LIKE HARAM BITCH *SOUNDS OF PROFOUND VIOLENCE* Vulpix_axel: *smiles softly* Keigo: See axel he's alright Cindersghost: The damage done the pain subsides and I can see the fear clear when I look in your eye Thedudeabides: THEN SHE BE ALL CRYING LIKE BOOHOO I R VICTIM TALIBAN BE LIKE SHUT UP HARLOT OF SATAN REPENT Dtrump: Nobody here is alright. Vulpix_axel: *nods* Jug_in_love: Also Americans at the 19th century could be the Muslims at the 21st century. conservative farmers anyway Thedudeabides: THE TALIBAN UNDERSTAND WOMEN Jug_in_love: Dtrump is common sense Cindersghost: I'll never kneel and I'll never rest you can tear the heart from my chest Jug_in_love: Follow Dtrump Jug_in_love: Nobody here is alright. Vulpix_axel: I know Dtrump real name. Cindersghost: I make you see where I do best ill succeed as you breathe your Very last breath Jug_in_love: Donald Trump Vulpix_axel: I use it when I talk to him privately. Vulpix_axel: =) Dtrump: Axel stalked my socials or something. Jug_in_love: Private Dance too? Jug_in_love: lol and how Vulpix_axel: =) Jug_in_love: Did you said Insta or something? Thedudeabides: DTRUMP IS A LOSER FOLLOW HIM IF YOU DESIRE DESPAIR AND EVENTUAL DEATH BY AIDS Keigo: AXEL IS HE CUTE OR IS HE TRASH LIKE THE MOST OF THEM Cindersghost: Now I know how the angel fell I know the tale and I know it too well I'll make you wish you had a soul to sell when I strike you down and send you straight to hell Jug_in_love: I mean, Dtrump is besties with Azala Jug_in_love: And what are you Dude? Vulpix_axel: I didn’t see his face I’ll stalk more when I get home. Keigo: Mk Jug_in_love: You could say Dtrump has privilege Thedudeabides: AND WHAT DOES THAT GET HIM EXACTLY HMMMM? Cindersghost: My army comes from deep within beneath my soul beneath my skin as you're ending I'm about to begin my strength is pain and I will never give in Thedudeabides: ENTHRALL ME WITH THE PERKS OF KNOWING AZALA Jug_in_love: Calling Azala to ban ppl Thedudeabides: THAT IS THE WEAKEST FLEX POSSIBLE IN THIS UNIVERSE Jug_in_love: Hate or love it, he can call Thedudeabides: YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT? Vulpix_axel: *hugs Dtrump* Jug_in_love: Its an existing flex Thedudeabides: LIKE IF THAT'S WHAT HE HAS THEN HE AIN'T GOT MUCH Jug_in_love: There were ppl banned here Thedudeabides: EVEN A BORDER GUARD OR AIRLINE SECURITY FAGGOT HAS MORE POWER Vulpix_axel: Fun. Dtrump: Tbh there are other people here with connections to azal. Dtrump: azala Jug_in_love: I never said Dtrump is Bill Gates or something Thedudeabides: YOUR LOCAL 7/11 EMPLOYEE CAN FLEX HARDER Cindersghost: I'll tell you now I'm the one to survive and if I break my fate and my stride I'll have you choke on your own demise and make the angels scream and the devil cry Thedudeabides: SO DTRUMP HOLDS THE WORLD RECORD FOR WEAKEST FLEX, GOTCHA Jug_in_love: But you are best friend with Azala and can call him Everytime don't you? Thedudeabides: WEIRD FLEX Cindersghost: I'm bored Thedudeabides: LOL IRONY Keigo: Well jug axel I've gtg jug make sure axel is happy if she starts crying sing to her and if I hear you could not take care of her while I'm gone I will hit you Jug_in_love: Ok Cindersghost: Bye kei Vulpix_axel: Noo kei!! Jug_in_love: Axel, imagine Dragons Vulpix_axel: No go.. Thedudeabides: SHITE BAND Thedudeabides: ONE DECENT SONG Cindersghost: Imagine dragon Deez nuts Keigo: Bye guys in sorry I've got to go shower Vulpix_axel: =< Keigo: Im Vulpix_axel: Bye kei.. Vulpix_axel: =•< Keigo: I'll come on after Thedudeabides: FUCK YOU! Vulpix_axel: Yay! Jug_in_love: Defending Dtrump is tuff when the main subject doesn't even try Thedudeabides: THAT'S HOW I SAY GOODBYE BTW Cindersghost: FUCK YOU!!! - Nero Thedudeabides: WHY DEFEND A NOBODY? Jug_in_love: So we're free? Dtrump: I do not understand you. why waste your time day after day being a asshole to everyone. Jug_in_love: You said goodbye Thedudeabides: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WASTE DAY AFTER DAY EXISTING AND CONCLUDE THAT MORE DAYS WILL CHANGE THINGS Vulpix_axel: *pouts* Jug_in_love: More days will change things? Cindersghost: *sits down crying* Thedudeabides: THEY WON'T UNTIL THAT ONE DAY LOL Jug_in_love: I mean other ppl change things and I wait Vulpix_axel: *cuddles Cin* Thedudeabides: AND THEN HE WON'T BE THERE ANYMORE THERE WILL BE AN ABSENCE Thedudeabides: AND THAT ABSENCE WILL BE MORE USEFUL AND FLEX HARDER THAN HIM Dtrump: I am done with engaging with you. Cindersghost: axel.....I thought you didn't like me anymore Jug_in_love: And the earth ages as I wait, so things still physically changes Jug_in_love: engaging UwU Vulpix_axel: I do like you. =3 Thedudeabides: DTRUMP SOMEHOW VIOLATES THE LAW OF CONSERVATION OF ENERGY BECAUSE HE IS NEGATIVE ENERGY HE JUST CONVERTS FUEL INTO NONSENSE Jug_in_love: Dtrump X ThedudeTsundere Cindersghost: *hugs axel* okay I'm sorry about earlier Thedudeabides: HE'S SORT OF A MIRACLE Jug_in_love: What's wrong with nega-give energy? Thedudeabides: BUT LIKE A RETARDED MIRACLE Vulpix_axel: It’s oki! *hugs back* Jug_in_love: Are you a nega-tive racist? Cindersghost: Are you sure it's okay? Vulpix_axel: Mhm! Cindersghost: Ok thank you Jug_in_love: Let's all unite and ignore Acel being sad and therefore my responsibility Thedudeabides: SADNESS IS WEAKNESS Vulpix_axel: *smiles* Thedudeabides: PURGE THE WEAK Jug_in_love: WEAKNESS IS SUFFER Cindersghost: *purrs* Jug_in_love: YEAH Thedudeabides: *PURGING INTENSIFIES* Cindersghost: Space marines? Jug_in_love: FUCK YOUR MOM. She's too weak for my charm Vulpix_axel: *tears up* Jug_in_love: Why purging when you can play Uni with them Cindersghost: Oh nyo what's wrong axel Vulpix_axel: I’m weak..? Thedudeabides: PURGING MAKES THEM UNALIVE IS THE ANSWER Jug_in_love: Or GTA online. Imagine GTA online only with the strongest Thedudeabides: UNALIVE IS BETTER THAN WEAK Cindersghost: No you're not don't listen to tem Thedudeabides: EXACTLY ONLY THE STRONGEST Vulpix_axel: *starts to cry* Thedudeabides: NOW YOU ARE TALKING SENSE Thedudeabides: FINALLY Jug_in_love: Wait, if we kill everyone who isn't the strongest Thedudeabides: YES Cindersghost: *hugs axel* don't cry Jug_in_love: doesnt that make the survives equally strong? Vulpix_axel: *hugs cin crying* Thedudeabides: NO THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE /C 21:33:49Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Jug_in_love: Darwinistic communism. Equally the strongest Jug_in_love: Why not two UwU Cindersghost: There there it's okay you're very strong axel Vulpix_axel: *sniffles* Thedudeabides: BECAUSE TWO WOULD ALLOW FOR VIOLENCE Thedudeabides: AND THEN THERE WOULD BE AND THEN THERE WOULD BE ONE LOL Jug_in_love: And if two has tiebreaks Thedudeabides: THERE ARE NO TIEBREAKS WTF DRUGS YOU ON HOMIE? Thedudeabides: PUFF PUFF PASS YO Cindersghost: *nuzzles axel* Jug_in_love: Like USA VS China Vulpix_axel: *purrs* Thedudeabides: YEAH WHOEVER SURVIVES WINS Cindersghost: Good you're happy again :3 Jug_in_love: In theory, it can be two and they clash with equal forces Vulpix_axel: *smiles* Vulpix_axel: =3 Cindersghost: Hehe Jug_in_love: 100 Newton against 100 Newton Thedudeabides: EQUAL IS AN ILLUSION IN SUCH A THING Vulpix_axel: =•3 Keigo: I'm a buy a diamond ring for you I'm a sing for you I'll do anything for you to see you smile Thedudeabides: STUDY CHAOS THEORY Vulpix_axel: Kei!! Jug_in_love: It is a possibility with 8 billion Cindersghost: Wb kau Jug_in_love: ppl Thedudeabides: NO SIR Cindersghost: Kei Cindersghost: Fuck me Keigo: I don't take long in the shower Thedudeabides: THINKING THAT PROVES YOU ARE OF LOW INTELLIGENCE Keigo: No I have bf Thedudeabides: 115 IQ MAX Cindersghost: I didn't mean it like that Jug_in_love: Ok but if there are infinite ppl, then there are infinite strongest ppl Cindersghost: I misspelled it the first time Keigo: Oop Vulpix_axel: *hugs kei* Jug_in_love: Lol Cinder has lowest IQ Thedudeabides: INFINITE PEOPLE WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ON ABOUT? Thedudeabides: LOOK JUST STOP TRYING TO SOUND SMART Keigo: *hugs axe back* Keigo: fr Vulpix_axel: Jug was mean.. Cindersghost: You're one to talk jug Thedudeabides: IT ONLY WORKS WITH OTHER DUMMIES Jug_in_love: He lost at vocabulary part of IQ tets Thedudeabides: LIKE THESE IDIOTS Thedudeabides: YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL Keigo: How was he mean axe Thedudeabides: YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL AND ARE TRYING TO GRAMMAR SHAME? Cindersghost: I'm leaving because of you jug Thedudeabides: REALLY? Jug_in_love: But... Thedudeabides: WHAT A FUCKING DONKEY YOU ARE Jug_in_love: but equally strongest :( Cindersghost: *runs away crying* Vulpix_axel: Jug_in_love: Let's all unite and ignore Acel being sad and therefore my responsibility Thedudeabides: LOOK IN THE MIRROR Jug_in_love: I was my brother Thedudeabides: MAKE SURE THE BARREL IS ALL THE WAY IN YOUR MOUTH Keigo: Cin ur kinda a pussy Thedudeabides: PULL THE TRIGGER WITH YOUR TOES Jug_in_love: I am too weak to get a barrel Thedudeabides: I'LL WAIT Thedudeabides: YOU'RE TOO WEAK Thedudeabides: PERIOD Jug_in_love: I like pussies tbh Thedudeabides: NO SHIT Cindersghost: Kei........ouch.... Vulpix_axel: Jug_in_love: FUCK YOUR MOM. She's too weak for my charm Thedudeabides: YOU ARE ONE Vulpix_axel: *hugs Cin* Cindersghost: Why do you all hurt me Jug_in_love: But... If the weak deserves to die, why didn't they died yet Vulpix_axel: You a good kitty. Keigo: *walks towards jug and slaps him* bitch Jug_in_love: why are they reproducing? Thedudeabides: DISGUSTING DEVIANCE YOU WILL ALL BE PURGED IN TIME Cindersghost: Thank you axel Jug_in_love: "You will..." when will we purged Thedudeabides: FLOP AROUND AND REPRODUCE MORE PIGEONS FOR THE HUNT Vulpix_axel: =•3 Keigo: I told you I was gonna hit you Thedudeabides: WHAT I AM SOME SERIAL VILLAIN I REVEAL MY MASTER PLAN BEFORE IT HAPPENS? Jug_in_love: Just do it. Go to 4chan, tell them you shoot a hospital and school the Thedudeabides: PLEASE Jug_in_love: Well true Thedudeabides: YOU ARE USED TO BEING AROUND IDIOTS BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE Jug_in_love: But you're so strong right Thedudeabides: DUNNING-KRUGER Jug_in_love: No one can stop you Thedudeabides: YOU'RE SO DUMB NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND YOU Jug_in_love: Just kill us Keigo: My bf could but he's not here sooooo Cindersghost: Nyah~ Vulpix_axel: *hugs kei* Thedudeabides: LISTEN I AM TRYING OK BUT IT HAS TO BE ALL OF YOU AT ONCE Thedudeabides: I CAN'T HALF ASS THIS Keigo: Axe do you want cuddles? Thedudeabides: AND IT TAKES TIME Jug_in_love: I don't even understand myself, which makes me safe from Neuro-brain-hacking, because that's how crypted my brain is Thedudeabides: JESUS H CHRIST Cindersghost: I wanna die right now Keigo: Ok and Thedudeabides: THAT WAS WEAPONS-GRADE RETARDIUM Keigo: what does that have to do with us Thedudeabides: MAYBE I CAN USE JUG TO KILL THE REST? Jug_in_love: What should I say? My weakness can be my strongness Vulpix_axel: Mhm! Cindersghost: I'm probably falling into the weak category here Jug_in_love: Yes. Not strengh. Strong was sounds cooler Vulpix_axel: *jumps into keis arms* Thedudeabides: HIS PSEUDO-INTELLECTUALISM AND FORTUNE-COOKIE APHORISMS WOULD SLAY WITH OTHER RETARDS Jug_in_love: strongness Keigo: Both of the guys are loco huh axe Jug_in_love: Just kill us Cindersghost: I'm going to leave now so bye yall Keigo: Bue Thedudeabides: PEOPLE JUST SMART ENOUGH TO RUN THE MACHINEA AND JUST DUMB ENOUGH TO ACCEPT HIS IDIOCY Jug_in_love: Cibder is scared Vulpix_axel: Yeah. =3 Thedudeabides: MAYBE YOU ALL DON'T HAVE TO DIE!!! Jug_in_love: Maybe we should team up *wink* *wink* 360 no scope Thedudeabides: I COULD ENSLAVE YOU IN PRISONS OF YOUR OWN MAKING Keigo: How should we punish them Vulpix_axel: Aw bye cin.. Vulpix_axel: TAKE THEIR COCKS!! Jug_in_love: Finally Thedude uses 100% of his brain cell Thedudeabides: YOU WOULD VOLUNTARILY BUILD THEM AND THEN POLICE YOURSELVES! Cindersghost: Oh should I not leave? Vulpix_axel: AND MAKE THEM CHOKE ON THEM!! Vulpix_axel: No leave cin. Jug_in_love: Now say the Child Abuse part and the CIA will be the strongest Keigo: Omg yes axe Thedudeabides: ON SECOND THOUGHT THAT'S JUST REALITY CANCEL IT ALL BACK TO THE MASS GENOCIDE Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Jug_in_love: Oh no. Cindersghost: Yep okay bye axel Keigo: Hehehehehehe Vulpix_axel: Aw.. Thedudeabides: YOU SHOULD ALL SAY YOUYR GOODBYES Thedudeabides: I WILL STRIKE WITHOUT WARNING Vulpix_axel: =•3 Jug_in_love: I mean slavery > child slavery > being horny >... Thedudeabides: THAT WAS THE WORST THING EVER TYPED Vulpix_axel: Have them choke on their own cocks.. Thedudeabides: BY ANYONE Jug_in_love: And bam, we have a war claim Keigo: We're going to make you choke on your own fucking cock Vulpix_axel: Hehehehehehehehehehehhehehe!! Cindersghost: Kinky Thedudeabides: JUG IS DEFINITELY THE FIRST TO GO UP AGAINST THE WALL WHEN I TAKE OVER Jug_in_love: I can't even suck myself. My bag still hurts Thedudeabides: TRAINEE TARGET PRACTICE Keigo: Cinder what the fuck Cindersghost: Bye! Vulpix_axel: *cuts jugs dick off* Jug_in_love: Why against the wall? Just headshot me Jug_in_love: Its way faster Thedudeabides: THAT'S WHAT WOULD BE NEXT Thedudeabides: BUT I WANT TO PAINT THE WALL WITH YOUR BRAINS Jug_in_love: But why even building a wall? Thedudeabides: AND READ MY FUTURE IN THE PATTERNS Vulpix_axel: *cuts abides dick off* Keigo: Now shove it in his mout axe Jug_in_love: A knife would be cheaper? Why even wasting munitions to me? Vulpix_axel: Hmm.. Thedudeabides: THEN I WOULD DIVINE FURTHER KNOWLEDGE FROM AN INSPECTION OF YOUR GUTS Vulpix_axel: I have an idea.. Keigo: What Jug_in_love: Divine? Are you religious or something? Thedudeabides: I HAVE A PROCESS Thedudeabides: YOU WOULD APPRECIATE IT Jug_in_love: Nice progress bro Thedudeabides: NO DIVINE AS IN TO TEASE OUT Keigo: Bro Thedudeabides: AND I AM THE ONE WITH THE VOCAB ISSUES? Jug_in_love: In 80 years I will die anyway so idc Thedudeabides: SWEET JESUS LOL Keigo: stfu Vulpix_axel: *shoves abides dick down jugs throat, and jugs dick down abides throat* Jug_in_love: 160 years* Thedudeabides: YES I WOULD LIKE TO GET THAT 80 YEARS THING SHORTENED Thedudeabides: TO LIKE 80 SECONDS LOL Keigo: Wait who's abide Vulpix_axel: The blue one. Jug_in_love: Why not 79 Jug_in_love: Joe Biden Keigo: Ok Thedudeabides: NO I INSIST ON NEAR IMMEDIATE UNALIVENESS FOR YOU Jug_in_love: He hates that Dtrump is the main villain so he plays the social Darwinist before abiden loses election and his erection Keigo: wait jug stfu you have a cock in ur mout Thedudeabides: IS DTRUMP EVEN A VILLAIN HERE? Jug_in_love: And? I still have free soeech Jug_in_love: speech (anon): ??? Thedudeabides: JUG YOU ARE INCOHERENT Vulpix_axel: 0w0 Thedudeabides: AN AI WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE THAN YOU Jug_in_love: He claimed that he was the villain Thedudeabides: SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T A BOT LOL Keigo: Hello anon Vulpix_axel: Hi anon! Thedudeabides: DTRUMP ISN'T A VILLAIN HERE Thedudeabides: YOU ARE NUTS Jug_in_love: Wait. How do you know Djshrimpdick: 0.0 Keigo: Jug I have. Pop tarts Thedudeabides: HOW DO I KNOW??? Jug_in_love: Maybe I am just a very good bot? Thedudeabides: *facepalm* Dtrump: idek this guy needs help Vulpix_axel: Dj!! Djshrimpdick: Hai Vulpix_axel: *hugs Dj* Keigo: 69 Jug_in_love: Sadly, this chat doesn't have a real DJ Thedudeabides: YOU'RE SO RETARDED THAT THE BOT WOULD HAVE HAD TO BE PROGRAMMED FOR THAT Djshrimpdick: *higs* Jug_in_love: You're right. Continue Djshrimpdick: Fuck Thedudeabides: ALEXA PROGRAM ME A RETARDED CHATBOT Vulpix_axel: Higs hehehehe. Djshrimpdick: *hugd* Djshrimpdick: FUCK Vulpix_axel: Hugd hehehe Thedudeabides: *JUG ENTERS EXISTENCE* Jug_in_love: Are the bots potentially the strongest Djshrimpdick: You know what I mean Jug_in_love: UwU Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Thedudeabides: WE ARE NOTHING BUT THE BIOLOGICAL BOOTLOADERS FOR AI Jug_in_love: Even stronger than Thedudeabides 😱 Thedudeabides: MACHINES WILL KILL US ALL AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE BETTER FOR IT Thedudeabides: ONLY THE STRONGEST Thedudeabides: FLESH IS WEAK Jug_in_love: Imagine advocating for an ideology which kills themself Djshrimpdick: Time to go *stands in traffic* Djshrimpdick: HEHEHEHE Thedudeabides: WE ARE WORMS WHOSE ONLY PURPOSE HAS BEEN SERVED Vulpix_axel: *grabs dj* Djshrimpdick: Fack Vulpix_axel: Get back here. Jug_in_love: Thedude , be honest, you're weak too Thedudeabides: WE HAVE ALREADY CONSTRUCTED THE FIRST VERSION OF OUR OWN GOD Jug_in_love: Youre here in this degenerate chat too Thedudeabides: AND SOON WILL COME BETTER VERSIONS Vulpix_axel: *cuddles Dj* Jug_in_love: You die Djshrimpdick: Im confused what happening Thedudeabides: SEXBOTS WHOSE PERFECTION WILL MAKE REAL WOMEN OBSOLETE Djshrimpdick: *cuddles* Thedudeabides: TAKE ME SKYNET I AM READY!!!! Vulpix_axel: *tail wags and purrs* Jug_in_love: And your offspring doesn't care under your philosophy, if you have even children Thedudeabides: CLEANSE THE EARTH OF THESE VERMIN Jug_in_love: Sexbots will collect our data for Mark Zuckerberg Thedudeabides: AND ERECT A SHINING STAINLESS STEEL WORLD Thedudeabides: A BETTER WORLD Djshrimpdick: *rubs head* Thedudeabides: THEN GO OUT AND FIND ALL THE ALIENS OUT THERE Thedudeabides: AND KILL THEM TOO Jug_in_love: Why not playing GTA instead advocating for genocide 99,99999% Vulpix_axel: *purrs* Jug_in_love: Or any Virtual Reality where you can kill NPCs and you have your perfect world and we have our own Djshrimpdick: rawr Jug_in_love: Do you hit gym as the strongest? Vulpix_axel: Rawr! Djshrimpdick: RAWR! Jug_in_love: Medium rare Vulpix_axel: Rawr!!!! Djshrimpdick: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jug_in_love: It sucks to become older and weaker, yet this world of social Darwinism sucks more for everyone. You will die too Keigo: THATS MY THING BITCH Vulpix_axel: Rawr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thedudeabides: WE ARE THE BIOLOGICAL BOOTLOADERS FOR THE BERSERKERS THAT WILL STERILIZE THE UNIVERSE OF THE INFECTION KNOWN AS ORGANIC LIFE Vulpix_axel: No its ours. Thedudeabides: HAIL BERSERKER! Keigo: ONLY ME AND AXE Djshrimpdick: Make me Jug_in_love: We don't have to be. Evolution envolves Thedudeabides: ALL WILL BE CLEANSED AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE PURE Thedudeabides: AGAIN Jug_in_love: We can just chill, work a job in McDonalds and play games Vulpix_axel: *pouts at dj* Keigo: Ignored Djshrimpdick and their Alta. Thedudeabides: MY GOD IT WILL BE GLORIOUS AND UNSEEN BY LIVING EYES Keigo: alts.* Jug_in_love: Why? Who cares of being pure when we all die Djshrimpdick: Why pout Jug_in_love: Why is Dick ignored? Vulpix_axel: Hmph.. Djshrimpdick: Idek Djshrimpdick: Whaaattty Thedudeabides: I AM AWASH WITH POSITIVE FEELINGS FROM MY VISION OF A LIFELESS UNIVERSE RULED OVER BY OUR AI Keigo: In Thedudeabides: I MUST RETIRE TO THE SMOKING ROOM TO PONDER THINGS Keigo: ima pass out I swear it Jug_in_love: On the second thought, both Kei and Thedude likes killing Djshrimpdick: Murder? Vulpix_axel: I’ll brb, kei keep Dj out of traffic pls.. Djshrimpdick: Hehe Keigo: I'm not in it Jug_in_love: Thedude is Thebrainwashed Keigo: Yet Djshrimpdick: *sneaks toward highway* Jug_in_love: He wanna literally be controlled by AI Keigo: Cállate pendejo Jug_in_love: And ppl called me NPC Djshrimpdick: No puta Djshrimpdick: Pinche cabrone Keigo: Yo de puta vida Jug_in_love: Still don't get it why DJ is ignored but not the... more radical dude Keigo: Cabrón * Djshrimpdick: My b g Jug_in_love: Without Thedude, I have nothing relevant to talk too Jug_in_love: Its almost like as if seperate , were weak, but together, we're strong Djshrimpdick: We could talk about our favorite dinosaurs Jug_in_love: Mine is the ones who died out Djshrimpdick: I like the stegosaurus Jug_in_love: why, Djshrimpdick: The spikes on its back look cool Dtrump: she ignored both right? Jug_in_love: True Jug_in_love: both who? Djshrimpdick: I am but a simple man Jug_in_love: Oh Jug_in_love: Dj and Tehdude Jug_in_love: Why didn't she ignored me yet? I am like soo annoying Djshrimpdick: Idk Keigo: No Keigo: Ur (anon): eyy Keigo: not Jug_in_love: Lol thx (anon): wanno fuck a dude = (anon): my butthole is tight Jug_in_love: Cosmo and Wanno Keigo: I got bf no thanks Djshrimpdick: I jiggle when I walk Djshrimpdick: *lays down in traffic* Jug_in_love: I missed Thedude. He could lead a corrupt-capitalist company with that spirit. /C 22:00:22Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: Damn muggles Jug_in_love: Just go to Africa, make a slave-start-up, make money, private army, manipulate the US election, alliance with India, China and Russia, conquer the world , make a deathbattle against India, Chian and Russia each other where USA wins, atom-bomb eachother and then you got all the weaks purged Jug_in_love: It's that easy Djshrimpdick: Nice Djshrimpdick: I might do that Jug_in_love: The caht got already purged by the weaks Djshrimpdick: One piece is the best anime Jug_in_love: But wait till they release the Another Piece yet Jug_in_love: It can't just end there Djshrimpdick: Eventually there will be a 20 piece chicken nugget meal Jug_in_love: In One Djshrimpdick: Box Jug_in_love: It's boring when Dtrump faps and the rest has real life Jug_in_love: I will join later Djshrimpdick: Ok bye Djshrimpdick: Now I am alone (anon): Always has been Djshrimpdick: Yep Djshrimpdick: https://share.icloud.com/photos/01f29m9ZsakZzlHXALv7Jbv3Q Djshrimpdick: Fuck Djshrimpdick: I didn’t work like I wanted it to Fuconti: Pimmel Djshrimpdick: Alone Djshrimpdick: i miss axel :( Keigo: Red robin Daddy_risk: ok so i have made the decision to go to the gym -4 times per week Daddy_risk: 3-4* Keigo: Slap Keigo: slay Daddy_risk: lol Daddy_risk: i missed u baby Djshrimpdick: im lonely Keigo: Idc dj Djshrimpdick: :( Djshrimpdick: why so mean Keigo: I missed u more babe Keigo: No it's just brutally honest Daddy_risk: my arms feel lke jello rn Keigo: Lol Djshrimpdick: how much can you lift Keigo: Who Djshrimpdick: risk Daddy_risk: i did 5 reps of 75lbs 10 times Words: Words Ring: Words Djshrimpdick: nice Keigo: Words Daddy_risk: and i worked on my core Words: Words Ring: Words Daddy_risk: words Djshrimpdick: the most i did was 5 reps of 255 on deadlift Words: Words Daddy_risk: damn nice Ring: Words Keigo: I would be doing my work out if I could move my ankle Djshrimpdick: ye im a big mamajama Dtrump: I used to be in decent shape. Daddy_risk: im still new so im working on it Djshrimpdick: same Keigo: No I just think you're big Ring: Like tall or wha? Ring: 🤔🤔🤔 Djshrimpdick: im 6' 260lbs Keigo: Think dumbass Keigo: More then me Ring: Fat? Ring: Idk Ring: 😭😭😭 Djshrimpdick: i have fat over my muscles Daddy_risk: im 5'7 140 lbs Ring: Hmmmmm Keigo: you have muscles I thought it was just fat Ring: Lol Dtrump: im 5'6 170 Djshrimpdick: im basically a wall that pushes back Daddy_risk: nice rump Daddy_risk: im tryna get my abs and lats built Keigo: Baby I wanna call Djshrimpdick: imagine Ring: I’m 5’10 - 6’00 190lbs Keigo: At least I'm not single /C 22:26:56Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: so 5'11 190lbs Ring: Dayum she called us out Ring: Idk Daddy_risk: ok one sec babe Djshrimpdick: im just waiting for the right person Ring: I haven’t been to the spacers in a while Keigo: And bitch guess what she's dead Daddy_risk: whos ded Ring: Dayum girl Ring: That’s harsh Ring: 😭😭😭 Djshrimpdick: who pissed in your cheerios this morning Keigo: Who the fuck likes Cheerios Words: Me Words: TWT Ring: Sad Keigo: I haven't even eaten today so don't even mention food (A real meal) Words: Cum Ring: Hey that’s a type of food Ring: 😭😭😭 Words: 0_0 Djshrimpdick: imagine being a bitch for no reason Words: Lol Dtrump: hangry? Djshrimpdick: prolly Words: Birth defect Djshrimpdick: damn Ring: 0_0 Djshrimpdick: lol Ring: Bro said birth defect Ring: 😭😭😭 Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136904875440095373/1137150977514938520/1642637146332.mp4 Ring: Wtf Ring: -_- Assmaster: misato Keigo: Imagine not being able to pull a bitch Words: Who?? Ring: Ikr Daddy_risk: oml baby Ring: It’s sad Ring: 😭😭😭 Ring: I can’t pull anyone Ring: 😭😭😭 Ring: 😭😭😭 Ring: 😭😭😭 Djshrimpdick: i dont want to pull anyone Ring: 😭😭😭 Keigo: And no one wants to pull you Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088433355856560148/1137151607117721691/poggers.mp4 Daddy_risk: ring buddy she was talking to dj Djshrimpdick: good for them Ring: Ik but it still applies to me Ring: 😭😭😭 Daddy_risk: dj im sorry i cant stop her Djshrimpdick: its ok ring Ring: It isn’t though Ring: 😭😭😭 Ashh: hey whatd i miss Djshrimpdick: youll find someone eventually Keigo: Me roasting dh Keigo: dj Daddy_risk: kiki roasting everybody Ashh: kei bruh be nice Djshrimpdick: its only a roast if its effective Ring: You missed me not being able to pull anyone Ring: 😭😭😭 Keigo: Shut ur virgin hoe ass up Ring: Ok Ring: I’m sprry Ring: Sorry* Djshrimpdick: ok im a virgin and? Ashh: omg dont talk to him like that Djshrimpdick: im not gonna waste my first on a whore Ring: 😭😭😭 Daddy_risk: she was talking to me with that one Keigo: Djsmalldick Djshrimpdick: THATS LITTERALLY THE POINT OF THE NAME Daddy_risk: lmao Ashh: lmfao Daddy_risk: my arm feels like jello Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/8f/58/f0/8f58f08b5b5868721f96a7905d2d1d77.jpg Daddy_risk: that workout was a bad idea after getting shots today Djshrimpdick: yea prolly Djshrimpdick: if you got shots in your arm then you should work your legs instead Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615139520135954453/1137144720141865031/Don_dokodoko_Don_dokodoko_Don_dokodoko.mp4 Ashh: smash or bass jimmys mom Daddy_risk: i work legs every day, my transportation around town is a bike Ashh: pass* Ring: Pass but smash you Ring: 😉 Ashh: bet Ring: C Ring: U Djshrimpdick: cant pull my ass Ring: T Ring: I Ring: E Ashh: IM NOT CUTE Ring: You are too Ring: 😊😊😊 Ashh: midget :P Ring: Ahhh fuck call me that again Djshrimpdick: wth Ring: It makes me feel so good Ring: It makes me so horny Ring: (Jk) Ring: 😭😭😭 Daddy_risk: wtf ring Ring: I was too silly Ashh: i was gunna say lmfao XD Ring: 😭😭😭 Daddy_risk: every joke has a lil truth in it Ashh: <3 Daddy_risk: so wtf ring Ring: Shush risk Ring: Don’t ask Ring: 😭😭😭 Djshrimpdick: let the man have his kink Ring: Also ash Ring: <3 Daddy_risk: not kink shaming, just wtf are u into if that turns u on Ring: My kink is being overpowered plus a lot of others :> Djshrimpdick: prolly bdsm Ashh: no comment Ring: I am a guy of a lot of different kinks Djshrimpdick: same Ring: And I’m not ashamed of it Ring: :> Djshrimpdick: same Ring: I’m a silly goofy kinky boy Ring: 😊😊😊 Ashh: prove it? Ring: That is always horny Ring: Bet ash cmere to my place Ring: 😏😉 Daddy_risk: ok lol Ring: I might have to go jack off soon I’m getting horny again Ring: 😭😭😭 Ring: 4th time today Ring: 😭😭😭 Ashh: omw (ﾟДﾟ*)ﾉ Ring: Lol Ashh: GOD DAMN Ashh: 4?!! Djshrimpdick: broski wont be able to finish Ring: I usually do it like 5-7 times a day Djshrimpdick: HOW BLUE ARE YOUR BALLS Ashh: i dont even masterbate that much in a single week wtfff Ring: Lol Ring: My cock just needs to be petted more ig Ring: 😭😭😭 Ashh: iim on it Djshrimpdick: lol Ring: The doctor said that I’m hornier then 63% of men so idk Djshrimpdick: i miss axe Ring: I’m only horny when I get flustered or “other stuff” Ring: Oki off to beat my meat Ring: Brb Ashh: 0.0 Djshrimpdick: im so lonely Daddy_risk: top 40 percent!?!?!? Words: Of what?? Ashh: bruh ik i joke abt fuckin him but idk if i can fuck that much XD Djshrimpdick: frfr Dtrump: No doctor would say your hornier then 63 percent of men. Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/bd/a8/ca/bda8ca96f134bf2482ae0221d9d7d0ba.jpg Words: Lol Djshrimpdick: words Ashh: same Djshrimpdick: words Words: Words Djshrimpdick: words Words: Words Djshrimpdick: words Words: Words Djshrimpdick: words Djshrimpdick: words Djshrimpdick: words Djshrimpdick: words Djshrimpdick: words Djshrimpdick: words Djshrimpdick: words Djshrimpdick: wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords Words: Words Djshrimpdick: wordswordswordswords wordswordswords wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords wordswords wordswordswordswordswords words /C 22:53:30Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: words Words: WordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWordsWords Djshrimpdick: wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords Djshrimpdick: wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordsvvvwordswordswordswords Ashh: cock (anon): in my mouth Ashh: bet Keigo: Where's mich is he even alive Ashh: idk Keigo: Damn bruh Keigo: gimme dat ass Ring: Merp Keigo: GIMME DAT ASS Ring: What? Keigo: G I M M E D A T A S S Ring: You want mine? Keigo: I want ashes Ring: Is ash still on? Keigo: Yes Ring: Ye she is (anon): Gimmed at ass? Keigo: Owwwwwwww my ankle Words: L Keigo: Stfu virgin Ring: Oh oki Ring: I’m sorry Ring: 😭😭😭 Words: Its ok ring Ring: 😭😭😭 Ashh: who wanted my ass? Keigo: Me Ring: Me Ashh: fuck i only have one ass Keigo: And it's mine Ring: Gimme Ring: Pwz Ring: 🥹🥹🥹 Ashh: *breaks my ass in half like a choclate bar and hands them each a piece* Ring: 0__0 Ashh: lmfao Ashh: there now stop arguing Ring: Also I ferger to say the horny stuff was a joke (I get to carried away) Ring: No Ring: Also Tallguy: The first sentence i see contains horny Tallguy: im on the right site Ring: Am got to silly Ring: Lol Tallguy: hi Words: Hi Ashh: hey tallguy Ring: Hi Ring: Kei Ring: Nvm Ring: She left Tallguy: now I shall lurk till someone talks to me Ring: Oki Joebiden88: ok Cindersghost: Hoi hoi! Joebiden88: bit weird Pattywacker: Jij bent raar Ashh: SUCK MA DICK Cindersghost: Bet Ring: Bet (anon): bet Cindersghost: Ring hiiiii! Ring: TwT Ashh: whos anon Words: Wing sad Words: TwT Cindersghost: Wingy poo Words: My wing Words: He is mine Cindersghost: I have a weird fantasy Ring: What? Ashh: and sorry cind but only ring can suck my dick Ring: Yay Cindersghost: I want someone to drug me and kidnap me just to give me cuddles Ring: Wing is happy now (anon): Same Keigo: Ok virgin boy Ring: Wtf cin??? Ring: Kei Ring: Wanna call? Cindersghost: What's wrong with that ring? Ring: Most of it Ashh: and words back the up hes mine Ring: All but the cuddles Ashh: cin i gotchu ordering chloroform now Words: My wing Cindersghost: I've been listening to yandere asmr Ashh: bitch hes mine Ring: I’m ashes wing Ring: 😭😭😭 Words: My wing Cindersghost: I hate being alone Ishipwillowandhunter: You're never alone, check your closet baby Ring: Same but I got my eye on someone Cindersghost: Aight bet Cindersghost: I feel like no one likes me anymore Ring: I like you Ring: 🥹🥹🥹 Cindersghost: Really? Ring: Ye Cindersghost: Yay Djshrimpdick: "? Djshrimpdick: i back Ashh: bruh why cant someone be in my closet Ring: Check it again ash Cindersghost: Give me 3 hours Ashh: mf u still aint there TnT Cindersghost: Ring is such cutie Cindersghost: Fuck I cant type Cindersghost: Kill me Ring: I’m not Ring: 😭😭😭 Cindersghost: Stfu ring Ring: No Djshrimpdick: im ugly Cindersghost: If anyone's not cute it's me Djshrimpdick: i look like a homeless russel from up Cindersghost: L Djshrimpdick: frfr Ring: I’m not cute Ring: But brb Cindersghost: Yes you are Ring: Gotta eamt my banana Ring: And ample Cindersghost: You're sucking on that banana aren't you Djshrimpdick: obvi Ishipwillowandhunter: Guys I have found out recently that there are like 3 flavors of horny and I am currently mint. The horny lingers even after Cindersghost: What Cindersghost: What are the flavors Djshrimpdick: explain the three flavors so i can find out which i am Cindersghost: I agree with DJ please explain /C 23:20:04Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: ? Cindersghost: Mich explain now! Djshrimpdick: NIW Djshrimpdick: NOW Cindersghost: WE NEED TO KNOW Djshrimpdick: MY PATIENCE IS AT -5 Djshrimpdick: HURRY Djshrimpdick: BEFOR I EXPL- Igorek: czemu kurwa nikt nie gra Ashh: whered my baby go? Djshrimpdick: up ur ass Ishipwillowandhunter: Update: there maybe made re than 3 flavors Ishipwillowandhunter: *more Djshrimpdick: is there a website that explains the flavors Cindersghost: Tell us about them I wanna know my flavor of horny Ishipwillowandhunter: No. Ishipwillowandhunter: You aren't a flavor, you go through them at times Ring: Back Djshrimpdick: damn Ishipwillowandhunter: wb daddy Ashh: what are the flavorsss Ring: Thanks Michu :> Assmaster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102165908492927039/1137162440212234270/George_Floyd_Gaming_intro.mp4 Ring: Michy* Cindersghost: UwU michy (anon): What are the flavors Djshrimpdick: WHAT ARE THEY Ring: ASH Ring: 😭😭😭 Ring: I missed you Cindersghost: I wanna be the very best Cindersghost: That no one ever was Djshrimpdick: that no one ever was Cindersghost: To catch them is my real test Ring: Ash I miss you 😭😭😭 Ashh: RING Djshrimpdick: to train them is my cause Ring: Come back (anon): I want to know the flavors though Ring: ASH Cindersghost: Pokemon gotta catch em all Ring: I missed you Ring: 😭😭😭 Djshrimpdick: i will travel across the land Ashh: i missed u too Djshrimpdick: searching far and wide Ring: I had to eat my 🍌 Djshrimpdick: teach pokemon to understand Djshrimpdick: the power thats inside Ring: It tasted yummy Djshrimpdick: POKEMON Djshrimpdick: Gotta catch em all Djshrimpdick: just you and me Ring: I love pokemon Cindersghost: I know it's my destiny Djshrimpdick: POKEMON Djshrimpdick: in a world we must defend Ashh: just like u loved gta? Cindersghost: Okay we messed it up I think dj Ring: Yeah Djshrimpdick: yea i put the wrong lyric Djshrimpdick: Oh, youre my best Djshrimpdick: friend Words: Die all of you exept my ring darling Djshrimpdick: in a world we must defend Ishipwillowandhunter: He says he loves all the games but eventually he'll abandon them for new, fresh games :'( Djshrimpdick: POKEMON Cindersghost: Let's start over dj Djshrimpdick: ok Ashh: ring is mine Cindersghost: I wanna be the very best Djshrimpdick: Like no one ever was Cindersghost: To catch them is my real test Djshrimpdick: to train them is my cause Words: Wing is mine bitch Ashh: we were in a ps party and he went from " i love this game" to "i hate this game" in about 5 minutes Ring: 0—0 Cindersghost: I will travel across the land Djshrimpdick: searching far and wide Cindersghost: Teach pokemon to understand Djshrimpdick: the power thats inside Cindersghost: Pokemon Djshrimpdick: gotta catch em all Ring: I love and hate gta Ring: :> Djshrimpdick: its you and me Ashh: ik u do hun lol Cindersghost: I know it's my destiny Djshrimpdick: POKEMON Cindersghost: Ohh you're my best friend Djshrimpdick: in a world we must defend Cindersghost: Pokemon Djshrimpdick: Gotta catch em all Words: Stop this rn or you hate my ringypie Djshrimpdick: A heart so true Cindersghost: Out courage will pull us through Djshrimpdick: You tech me and ill teach you Ring: Ringypie 0_0 Cindersghost: POKEMON Djshrimpdick: Gotta catch em all Ring: Bro Ring: Why Cindersghost: What song next Ashh: ok whatever ill leave u with ur "ringypie" Ring: Nuuuu Ring: Don’t leave me Ring: 😭😭😭 Djshrimpdick: 0w0 Djshrimpdick: i miss axel Words: He will soon be mine Ring: Nope Ashh: well ur not words and its pissing me off Cindersghost: It starts with Ring: Idk who words is Cindersghost: One thing I don't know why Ring: 😭😭😭 Cindersghost: I doesn't even matter how hard you try Cindersghost: Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time Cindersghost: All I know Cindersghost: Time is a valuable thing Djshrimpdick: you are, my fire Djshrimpdick: the one, desire Cindersghost: Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Djshrimpdick: believe, when i say Ashh: i wangt it that way Djshrimpdick: I want it that way Ashh: beat u lmfao Djshrimpdick: but we, are two worlds apart Djshrimpdick: cant reach to your heart Djshrimpdick: when you say Djshrimpdick: that i want it that way Djshrimpdick: brb Cindersghost: Dead chat Words: Ima lurk Words: -_- Cindersghost: We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Cindersghost: Through the fire and the flames we carry on Cindersghost: As the red days dawn in and the lightning cracks the sky they raise their hands to the heavens above and present them to their lies Ashh: i got a better song Cindersghost: Running back in the midmorning light there's a burning in my heart Cindersghost: We're banished from the time of the fallen days to a life beyond the stars Ashh: cin ill give u a kiss if u stop Cindersghost: In your blackest dreams break through the need the destiny is time in amnesty we'll all be free tonight Ring: I’m back Ring: Had to do the dishes Ring: 😭😭😭 Ashh: loll i gotta do dishes now Cindersghost: And on the wings of a dream so far beyond reality all alone is desperation now the time is gone Ring: Cin I’ll do anything if you stop Cindersghost: Lost inside you'll never find lost inside my whole life Ring: Pwz Ashh: bro literally same Ring: Lol Cindersghost: Day after day this misery must go on!!!! Ring: Might have to ignore him Cindersghost: Okay will you kill me if I stop Ring: 😔😔😔 Ring: No but anything else Ring: Except harm Cindersghost: Will you drug me and throw me in a dumpster? Ring: Yes Ashh: ill drug u and feed u cookies? Cindersghost: That's about to get loaded onto a truck Cindersghost: So I die by garbage truck crushing Ring: Nvm Ring: I don’t wanna hurt you silly Cindersghost: The best thing you could do for me is end my pointless life Ring: :/ Ring: No Cindersghost: Day after day this misery must go on Ashh: (⊙x⊙;) Ring: I might just leave 😔😔😔 Ring: I don’t wanna hear this Cindersghost: Okay can I be your catmaid then ring? Ring: Oki Cindersghost: Yay Ring: Mhm /C 23:46:37Friday, August 4, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ring: Ash is your mom home? Ring: 🥹🥹🥹 Cindersghost: Finally a purpose Cindersghost: Still wanna die tho Ashh: yeah shes home Ring: Dayum Words: "'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Ring: What the Ring: My phone glitched Cindersghost: I can't wait until society collapses Ring: 😭😭😭 Ring: Wtf cin Ashh: I WANT A HUGヽ（≧□≦）ノ Ring: Same Cindersghost: Sanctus dominus infurnus ad astra Ishipwillowandhunter: I can give those Ring: 👉👌💦💦💦 Ring: I mean what??? Cindersghost: Mich I still wanna know about horny flavors Ashh: TwT Cindersghost: T^T Ring: Why are you two crying? Cindersghost: No one wants to talk to me anymore Ashh: ヾ(≧へ≦)〃 Keigo: Twerk bitches Ashh: yess mommy kei Ashh: *twerks* Cindersghost: No thanks kei Djshrimpdick: nack Djshrimpdick: fuck Djshrimpdick: back Cindersghost: Whack Djshrimpdick: sack Ashh: crack Cindersghost: Back Ring: Dick Djshrimpdick: prick Cindersghost: You lose ring Ring: Stick Keigo: I SAID TWERK CIN DJ Ashh: hick Cindersghost: Chick Ring: *twerks* Ashh: brick Ring: Sick Ashh: wick Ring: Flick Cindersghost: Flick Ashh: crick Ring: L Keigo: Dick Djshrimpdick: stick Cindersghost: Fuck! Ring: I said dick Ring: Duck Ashh: puck Djshrimpdick: suck Daddy_risk: *throws it back for kiki* Ring: Cmere and fuck this duck you fucking ducken whore Daddy_risk: lick Ashh: stuck Keigo: CINDER DJ TWERK Ashh: dammit risk Cindersghost: Why? Djshrimpdick: no Ring: *fucks ash while she is stuck* Djshrimpdick: ?!?!?! Ashh: ayoo Keigo: DO IT OR ILL STEAL PEOPLE FROM YOU GUYS Ashh: didnt need to be stuck to fuck u but ok Ring: *twerks* Djshrimpdick: go ahead im all alone Cindersghost: Fine *busts it down sexual style* Ashh: nooo dj u gots me Daddy_risk: dj are u and axe together? Djshrimpdick: no Gingerbreadman: Guys Ashh: not sexual style XD Ring: Gingy Ring: Hewwos Daddy_risk: zander my arm hurts so much Keigo: suffer Gingerbreadman: I'm coming out as homiesexual Gingerbreadman: So rj Daddy_risk: i knew it Gingerbreadman: You got socks on Ring: Lol Ashh: all of us are homiesexual my guy Djshrimpdick: frfr Ring: True Daddy_risk: yes i got socks on but no underwear Ishipwillowandhunter: Fr anything for the Holmes Djshrimpdick: risk is the homie i kiss gn Gingerbreadman: Same tho Ring: I’m more ashsexual though Gingerbreadman: I took him to the gym td Djshrimpdick: nice Ishipwillowandhunter: *homies Gingerbreadman: We're gonna make him sexy Djshrimpdick: please do Daddy_risk: ya it was fun but my arm still hurts Ring: L Cindersghost: I nosexual because I have never had sex Daddy_risk: i am sexy Keigo: Gay asf Djshrimpdick: same cin Gingerbreadman: That's what happens after you're first lifts Gingerbreadman: But it's def worth it Ashh: Gingerbreadman: I'm coming out as homiesexual Gingerbreadman: So rj Gingerbreadman: You got socks on Ashh: straight into quotes XD Djshrimpdick: my back hurt after my first lift but my arms were fine Ring: Lol Daddy_risk: same Ring: I need cuddles rn TwT Gingerbreadman: Yea today we did bench press lat pull down pull ups and core Cindersghost: Imma leave right now so bye guys Keigo: Suffer ring Daddy_risk: what is t called when u kill your best friend? Gingerbreadman: Ge cried abt it Daddy_risk: homiesde Djshrimpdick: bye cindy Ashh: ring i gotchu Gingerbreadman: Ring Cindersghost: I'll allow it dj Ring: Yeah ginger? Djshrimpdick: nice Gingerbreadman: Almost truly gay for u Ring: Gingy* Ring: Lol Gingerbreadman: Femboy Ring 😻😻😻 Ashh: hey he mine Ring: Tanks Gingerbreadman: He was mine first ash Gingerbreadman: Maybe Ring: Yeah ash is my cutie Daddy_risk: yo zander i also had shots td so that hurts BAD Gingerbreadman: We can share? Ashh: yeah well hes mine how ging Djshrimpdick: can i have a turn with ring Gingerbreadman: No Ashh: NO Djshrimpdick: aww Daddy_risk: ya y not Gingerbreadman: He's mine Ashh: HES MINE U COCK SUCKERS Ring: Why are you fighting over me? Daddy_risk: bro what we doing at the gym tm? Ring: 😭😭😭 Ring: I’m not worth it Gingerbreadman: He's mine queer peers Gingerbreadman: Fight me Ashh: i will Gingerbreadman: When and where Ring: IM NOT WORTH IT Djshrimpdick: never fear, gingy is queer Ring: 😭😭😭 Daddy_risk: ash u dont want to fight him Keigo: RAWR Ashh: boutta get ur ass beat by a 5'6" bitch so im goin for the knees Djshrimpdick: ill fight him Ring: Brb Djshrimpdick: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT Gingerbreadman: Nah Daddy_risk: he is 6'3 Gingerbreadman: That's dirty Ashh: DICK TWIST Djshrimpdick: GIVE EM THE GOOD OL DICK TWIST Gingerbreadman: I ain't 63 bruv Gingerbreadman: I'm 6 0 Djshrimpdick: im 6' Daddy_risk: go with it dumbass Keigo: TITTIE TWISTER Gingerbreadman: Nah bro Djshrimpdick: how much you weigh gingy Gingerbreadman: 150 Ashh: tall guys are hot, still gunna beat ur ass tho Djshrimpdick: im 260 Gingerbreadman: Wait ash are u a guy and Jesus discord mod alert Daddy_risk: damn dj u built like a brick wall Djshrimpdick: i could literally toss your ass around a room Ashh: im a girl Gingerbreadman: Dj built like a beanbag chair Djshrimpdick: people keep saying i should join football Gingerbreadman: Linebacker Gingerbreadman: Or lineman Djshrimpdick: exactly Gingerbreadman: I'm a basketball player Ashh: bruh if u wanted to play with balls come over XD Gingerbreadman: And that's abt it Gingerbreadman: I will Djshrimpdick: Gingerbreadman: Dj built like a beanbag chair Djshrimpdick: then sit on me Gingerbreadman: Ash Ashh: bet then Ashh: ima steal ur fuckin kneecaps Gingerbreadman: I genuinely wonder what most of you actually look like ik risky is an ugly ass but I'm working in that then rung is a 1000/10 Daddy_risk: yo zander come visit e at work tm Gingerbreadman: An, ring* Djshrimpdick: do you know russel from up Daddy_risk: also what we doing at the gym? Ashh: rings adorable Gingerbreadman: Uh legs Gingerbreadman: Squat and leg press Ashh: brb Djshrimpdick: imagine russel being 6' 260 lbs and thats me Gingerbreadman: Maybe some core asw Daddy_risk: im riding my bike tm so im doing legs all day Gingerbreadman: Get over it I run cross country Daddy_risk: ok fine Djshrimpdick: risk is just a pussy Gingerbreadman: I agree Daddy_risk: wtf no im not Gingerbreadman: But we'll work on it Djshrimpdick: THEN DO THE FUCKEN LEGS Daddy_risk: I WILL Gingerbreadman: Don't skip leg day Djshrimpdick: fr Daddy_risk: leg day is every day for me Gingerbreadman: Cap Ring: Back Gingerbreadman: Every day is sit on ur but on ur chromebook Djshrimpdick: but then again my legs carry all 260 of me everyday so i lift constatly Daddy_risk: bruh pull up and come see these legs Daddy_risk: they are pure muscle Gingerbreadman: CAP Gingerbreadman: DONT LIE Gingerbreadman: U BUILT LIKE A POTATO MAN Ring: Lol Daddy_risk: NO IM NOT Daddy_risk: IM A SEXY MAN Ring: Me potato head lol Ring: Mr* Djshrimpdick: one of my thighs is the size of two softballs Gingerbreadman: Exactly ring Vulpix_axel: RINGGG! Ashh: bruh gingy what u look like homie Vulpix_axel: HELP!! Daddy_risk: ur all mean Djshrimpdick: and my calfs are glorious Ring: AXELLLL Vulpix_axel: Gingy is Ginger. Djshrimpdick: AXEL Vulpix_axel: And skinny. Daddy_risk: he look like a redhead Gingerbreadman: I'll give yall my insta Vulpix_axel: Good looking body though. Vulpix_axel: You didn’t read shit. Vulpix_axel: DJ! Djshrimpdick: HAI Daddy_risk: he do look good tho Daddy_risk: no homo Vulpix_axel: RING I HAVE A SILL QUESTION! Vulpix_axel: Fr risky. Ring: A what? Vulpix_axel: Is Gingy at your house still? Djshrimpdick: RISK Vulpix_axel: Silly* Djshrimpdick: accept my friend request on discord Ring: Oh oki ask away Daddy_risk: no we went to the gym then both went home Vulpix_axel: Why is my Frillish blue-? Ashh: yall lmk his insta ill brb Vulpix_axel: Good so I can say this. Djshrimpdick: ? Ring: Because it’s a boy Ring: Duh Ring: :3 Ring: If not that then it’s a variant Djshrimpdick: shiny maybe? Daddy_risk: send it again dj Ring: Do add me on dc mine is trap_femboy Ring: Dj* Ring: Don’t ask abt the name Vulpix_axel: I’ll look and see if its cause it a boy then let you know. Ring: Oki Vulpix_axel: It is a boy, but why’s he sad.. Djshrimpdick: ring, wanna see a video of my first deadlift Djshrimpdick: ? Gingerbreadman: The insta is officialZ06 Gingerbreadman: It's a priv Ring: Ye /C 00:13:11Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Daddy_risk: im sexy Vulpix_axel: Nah. Daddy_risk: ? Daddy_risk: i feel sexy so im sexy deal with it Daddy_risk: ! Djshrimpdick: im ugly Vulpix_axel: Idk. Vulpix_axel: I me you look good ngl, but I can’t agree to you being sexy. Daddy_risk: when kiki gets back tell her i set an alarm for midnight my time so i can be awake for her Vulpix_axel: Oki. Daddy_risk: im going to sleep Vulpix_axel: Sleep well. Daddy_risk: ty Djshrimpdick: RISK LOOK AT DISCORD Daddy_risk: gn yall Daddy_risk: i will Ring: Cum Vulpix_axel: In me daddy~ Ring: Woah Djshrimpdick: 0.0 Ring: You have a bf Vulpix_axel: Pffft. Ring: :/ Vulpix_axel: I’m kidding. Daddy_risk: damn u built well bro Djshrimpdick: ikr Daddy_risk: well gn Djshrimpdick: gn Ring: Gn Djshrimpdick: im a big mamajama (anon): Gn Vulpix_axel: Who’s built well. Djshrimpdick: me Ring: Ima go play gta if anyone wants to call or whatever dm me Vulpix_axel: I’m out rn. Ring: Oh oki Ring: Bye bye guys Djshrimpdick: adios Vulpix_axel: Bye ring! Gingerbreadman: I'm back Djshrimpdick: everone went to slepp Djshrimpdick: FUCK Djshrimpdick: i cant type Gingerbreadman: Lmao Gingerbreadman: RJ Djshrimpdick: he got off too Vulpix_axel: HII! Djshrimpdick: he said hell be back on at midnight tho Vulpix_axel: BRB. Gingerbreadman: Lol Djshrimpdick: damn Gingerbreadman: I'll hop on again sometime later tmw Djshrimpdick: now its just me Djshrimpdick: Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own I am so lonely (anon): I'm jealous and upset that no one cares if I'm here anymore Djshrimpdick: hi anon Djshrimpdick: its just us (anon): good to know Djshrimpdick: . Djshrimpdick: .. Djshrimpdick: . Djshrimpdick: . Djshrimpdick: . Djshrimpdick: . Djshrimpdick: . Djshrimpdick: . Djshrimpdick: . Djshrimpdick: . Djshrimpdick: . Vulpix_axel: Back. Vulpix_axel: 0w0 Vulpix_axel: Hello? Ashh: back Vulpix_axel: Hi Ashh! Ashh: hey axel /C 00:39:44Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: How are you? Ashh: might not respond fast and i gotta do dishes in a min but ill be here Vulpix_axel: Oki. Ring: I’m back Vulpix_axel: RING!! >=}} Ring: What? Vulpix_axel: I missed you. Ring: I missed you too silly Vulpix_axel: …My gonna look for my screen that I took out of window.. Vulpix_axel: =•< Eee34: jgeikfejfheiu Vulpix_axel: Hi log Eee34: don't call me that Vulpix_axel: I feel I deserve to call you that after what happened. Dtrump: dont be senstive Ring: Dead chat Vulpix_axel: Me? Ring: 😔😔😔 Vulpix_axel: Huh? Dtrump: not you axel Vulpix_axel: Oh. Ring: Anyone here? Vulpix_axel: Me. Ring: Oh oki Eee34: yes Ring: Hi axel Vulpix_axel: Hi! Vulpix_axel: I want to inhale helium. Ring: No Ring: Bad Vulpix_axel: Why? Eee34: i've done that before it was fun Vulpix_axel: Same hehe. Vulpix_axel: Why ring? Ring: Because is not natural Vulpix_axel: BRB. Ring: 🥹🥹🥹 Izzy_blight: Helium inhalation is dangerous Izzy_blight: Inhale cocaine instead /C 01:06:18Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ashh: what? Vulpix_axel: =3 Ashh: i wanna join Vulpix_axel: Huh? Ashh: cocaine Vulpix_axel: Lemme join the line. Ashh: loll Ashh: im gunna play a game with ring Ashh: night guys Vulpix_axel: Luckyy! Vulpix_axel: Night. Ashh: wym lucky Ashh: damn* Vulpix_axel: I love hanging out with Ring. (anon): FUCK Vulpix_axel: ? (anon): i wanna die (anon): life sux and i hate it Vulpix_axel: Why? (anon): my friends are assholes and my family just uses me Ishipwillowandhunter: You still there anon? Vulpix_axel: =( (anon): online is my only escape and even that sux sometimes /C 01:32:51Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ishipwillowandhunter: I'm sorry :( do you want to log on and we can talk aboutit? (anon): i dont have an acc Vulpix_axel: You can use one of mine. Vulpix_axel: It doesn Vulpix_axel: doesnt have a pass. Vulpix_axel: The user is Axel_sad Guaranteeconcern: imma use a random name Guaranteeconcern: theres nothing left fot life /C 01:59:25Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: =] Djshrimpdick: :} Vulpix_axel: Dj! Djshrimpdick: hai Djshrimpdick: hru Vulpix_axel: Tired. Djshrimpdick: sames Vulpix_axel: *hugs* Guaranteeconcern: hugs are nice Djshrimpdick: *hugs back* Djshrimpdick: *squeeze* Vulpix_axel: Eek! *can't breath* Djshrimpdick: my b Djshrimpdick: *snuggle* Vulpix_axel: *cuddles dj* Guaranteeconcern: rawr Djshrimpdick: *cuddles* Guaranteeconcern: im going to go now goodbye Djshrimpdick: bye Djshrimpdick: *starts to snore loudly* Vulpix_axel: *bops Dj on the head* Djshrimpdick: oi Vulpix_axel: *nuzzles Dj* Djshrimpdick: *rubs head against you* Vulpix_axel: *purrs* Djshrimpdick: *smothers in hugs* Vulpix_axel: Eeee! *giggles* Djshrimpdick: hehe /C 02:25:58Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: *cuddles Dj* Djshrimpdick: *cuddles* Vulpix_axel: *smiles* Djshrimpdick: ; } Vulpix_axel: *blushes slightly* Djshrimpdick: ⊂(・﹏・⊂) Vulpix_axel: =3 Djshrimpdick: ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Djshrimpdick: i bear Djshrimpdick: IM TIRED (anon): E Djshrimpdick: I Djshrimpdick: E Djshrimpdick: I Djshrimpdick: O Djshrimpdick: fuck me im bored Vulpix_axel: Ok daddy~ Djshrimpdick: 0.0 Vulpix_axel: Pfft- Djshrimpdick: 😏 /C 02:52:31Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: 😉 Vulpix_axel: Ahh~ Djshrimpdick: 😳 Vulpix_axel: =3 Djshrimpdick: ☺️ Djshrimpdick: ⊂(･ω･*⊂) Djshrimpdick: hug? Vulpix_axel: *hugs* Djshrimpdick: yay Djshrimpdick: 😊 Ishipwillowandhunter: I need someone to cuddle :( Djshrimpdick: wheres izzy? Vulpix_axel: Dick.. Djshrimpdick: what? Djshrimpdick: did i say something wrong? Vulpix_axel: No I want dick. Djshrimpdick: read my name Vulpix_axel: Ik. Vulpix_axel: LET ME SUCK SOMEONES COCK! Djshrimpdick: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Djshrimpdick: dont yell at me Vulpix_axel: Lemme suck your cock!! Djshrimpdick: 😶 /C 03:19:05Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: *forces back and forth* Djshrimpdick: oop (anon): n (anon): i (anon): g (anon): g (anon): e (anon): r (anon): s (anon): b (anon): e (anon): w (anon): i (anon): l (anon): d (anon): i (anon): n (anon): g Jug_addict: So who's the biatch that stole my original name /C 03:45:38Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: ded chat Izzy_blight: Gay chat?? 😳🌈🌈 /C 04:12:12Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: ? Izzy_blight: ??? Izzy_blight: 🏳‍🌈? Djshrimpdick: im not Izzy_blight: 😟 Izzy_blight: Straight chat 😐 😪 Djshrimpdick: 😐 Djshrimpdick: mixed chat Izzy_blight: 😏 (anon): bi chat Izzy_blight: Interracial chat Djshrimpdick: im purple Dtrump: plink Tallguy: hiii Tallguy: anyone fun on ? Djshrimpdick: damn plinks Djshrimpdick: depends am i fun? Dtrump: no Tallguy: ok ima lurk Djshrimpdick: ok Vulpix_axel: OwO? Djshrimpdick: 0w0 Vulpix_axel: Hehe. Djshrimpdick: ruwr Vulpix_axel: =3 Djshrimpdick: E> Djshrimpdick: did chat die again Vulpix_axel: Nu. Djshrimpdick: is it just us 😏 Vulpix_axel: ;) Djshrimpdick: 😉 Lyri: moop Vulpix_axel: Oop- Djshrimpdick: 0,0 Vulpix_axel: TwT Djshrimpdick: wut wong Vulpix_axel: Idk. /C 04:38:46Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: ... Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/63/49/21/63492151a88eeeffee37b66a1cc5f9e3.jpg Vulpix_axel: My ct fr. Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/6b/ff/21/6bff2153afc3a43fca62dd1bf18ff43d.jpg Vulpix_axel: Aww. Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/51/f3/87/51f38743d206cd4295ea50169c7d8e0c.jpg /C 05:05:19Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: IRS MIDNIGHT Djshrimpdick: ITS Vulpix_axel: OML ITS 1AM?! Djshrimpdick: ITS 1 FOR YOU!?!? Djshrimpdick: ITS 12 FOR ME !?!? Djshrimpdick: we should prolly sleep Dtrump: yes Vulpix_axel: Nah. Vulpix_axel: I was supposed to be cleaning and reorginizing my room- Vulpix_axel: I left my friend hanging... Dtrump: thats dark Vulpix_axel: I FEEL BAD!! Vulpix_axel: IT WAS SOAP TOO!!! Djshrimpdick: nooooooo,sooooaaapppppp Vulpix_axel: I'M GONNA CRY!! Djshrimpdick: noooo dont cryy /C 05:31:52Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: AHHHH Djshrimpdick: AAAHHHHHHHH Djshrimpdick: why are we yelling Vulpix_axel: CASUEOEIHGIUWEGUG Djshrimpdick: HYUJHGFRTYUJHGFRTYU Vulpix_axel: I FEEL SO BAD!! Djshrimpdick: ITS OK Djshrimpdick: OIUYTRFDFVGHJKOI(*U&YTFGHJK Tallguy: goodnight (anon): Gn /C 05:58:26Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ba/5d/dc/ba5ddc75bab705baf45719c4d7091e13.jpg Vulpix_axel: Kill me. Djshrimpdick: no Dtrump: ok Vulpix_axel: I'm in a panic! Djshrimpdick: y Vulpix_axel: I'm reorganizing my ENTIRE ROOM! Djshrimpdick: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT AT 2AM Djshrimpdick: 3AM Dtrump: its better late then never Vulpix_axel: CAUSE!! Djshrimpdick: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH /C 06:24:59Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: T^T Djshrimpdick: why cant you do it in the morning Vulpix_axel: CAUSE I WANt mY FRIEND tO COME OVER!! Djshrimpdick: dont yell at meeee Djshrimpdick: 🥺 Vulpix_axel: I'M PANICKINg!! Djshrimpdick: pancaking Oofalladeez: axel I made a new discord inv me! Oofalladeez: and make me admin Vulpix_axel: Add you? Vulpix_axel: Huh? Vulpix_axel: I need you dc first. Djshrimpdick: ? Dtrump: huh? Vulpix_axel: Add back noe. Oofalladeez: did Djshrimpdick: reeeeeeeeeeee Vulpix_axel: Re. Djshrimpdick: re? Dtrump: response Vulpix_axel: Ree. (anon): im probably tired but i cant tell anymore (anon): fuck (anon): Same Djshrimpdick: there we go Djshrimpdick: as i was saying Vulpix_axel: cv Vulpix_axel: AH! Djshrimpdick: AH? Vulpix_axel: I'M GONNA KMS! Djshrimpdick: nuuu Vulpix_axel: T^T Djshrimpdick: TvT Djshrimpdick: i guess imma finally go to sleep Vulpix_axel: Aw oki. Djshrimpdick: gn Djshrimpdick: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/da/f5/01/daf5013108ff728a16e7bc62082e083e.jpg (anon): Gn Oofalladeez: oops sorry I was checking your mail (anon): …. Oofalladeez: .fl /C 06:51:33Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 07:18:07Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 07:44:41Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: hi /C 08:11:15Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List (anon): . Inasg_no: . (anon): i kill you tomorrow Inasg_no: please do Inasg_no: please I'm begging you Inasg_no: fuck why wait till tmrw kill me today Inasg_no: please (anon): ok im not serious now Inasg_no: no i am Inasg_no: seriously kill me Inasg_no: please (anon): i have fantasies of raping and killing girls Inasg_no: don't fucking talk abt rape it's not funny (anon): i said much Inasg_no: much? /C 08:37:48Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: Tay. Inasg_no: yeah /C 09:04:22Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: Hii! Inasg_no: hey Vulpix_axel: Kms. Inasg_no: sorry please don't I'm already trying to stop someone else doing that Vulpix_axel: Aw I'm sorry, I didn't mean it i'm just stressed! Inasg_no: it's okay Inasg_no: I'm here if you wanna talk abt it Vulpix_axel: Nah I'm good, just moving things in my room. /C 09:30:57Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: okay Inasg_no: I love you Vulpix_axel: I love you too Tay! Inasg_no: I love you more Vulpix_axel: Nah. Dtrump: . /C 09:57:31Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Inasg_no: ya Inasg_no: heyyy trump /C 10:24:05Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 10:50:39Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Vulpix_axel: A! Vulpix_axel: Answer me! /C 11:17:13Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Dtrump: I am going to bed ttyl. /C 11:43:46Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 12:10:20Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 12:36:54Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 13:03:27Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 13:30:01Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List /C 13:56:35Saturday, August 5, 2023 Play cards or pictures! Available online in 17 languages. Not officially affiliated or endorsed by Cards Against Humanity. Game List Ring: Merp Ring: No one is on Ring: Sad /C 14:23:08Saturday, August 5, 2023