This a great litmus test for what kind of human you truly are. How badly have you been hurt, and what lengths will you go to get revenge? Thankfully the internet is the perfect place for sharing these ideas.
Pillow always warm.
Every time it’s dark and they are barefoot, they step on a Lego.
At home,
At dinner,
At the beach!! Lol
Glitter. Always finding glitter in their clothes, food, house, everywhere.
A forever toothache. The tooth can never be taken out and no pain killers can subside the pain.
Encountering that small barbed fish that likes to go up your peehole.
To always think there’s one more step at the top or bottom of a set of stairs.
Lower their spice tolerance to the point where mayonnaise is too spicy.
Clothes getting caught on doors and handles forever.
To fall in love with my ex.
Everything in the fridge is room temperature.
$100,000. I sure could use it.
Them being stuck in the shitter with a toilet paper dispenser that shreds each square as they try to pull it out.
Netflix stopping to buffer at 99% for thirty seconds every two minutes.
Sleeves falling down while washing hands.
Teeth falling out and genital malfunction. Boom!
Shower is always cold.
And for the worst ones: needing to shit right after the shower.
That they are never able to have an enjoyable poop. They constantly feel the need to use the loo, but when they do, nothing appears.
Bedbugs, you can’t really get rid of them and they apparently really fucking suck.
Geese. Nasty honking biting geese who appear out of nowhere all the time.
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