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Master Spy: The Robert Hanssen Story

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Notorious spy Robert Hanssen is a mass of troubling contradictions. An unyielding sexual puritan, Hanssen gave naked pictures of his equally moralistic wife to a friend and maintained a prolonged, albeit strangely chaste, relationship with a stripper. A staunchly conservative anti-Communist, he sold secrets to the Soviet Union that led to the deaths of spies working for the U.S. A stern Catholic and outspokenly patriotic American, he aided and abetted a fiercely atheistic enemy nation. Master Spy writer Norman Mailer and director Lawrence Schiller–the team behind The Executioner's Song and the O.J. Simpson trial TV movie American Tragedy–are so fixated on Hanssen's contradictions that their biopic is little more than the sum of their subject's countless acts of hypocrisy. In one typically ham-fisted sequence, Hanssen (played by William Hurt) moralizes on the evils of strip clubs to embarrassed coworker Wayne Knight before heading to one himself. A sordid but remote TV movie, Master Spy follows its subject's slow but steady implosion as he uses his position as a brilliant but dull FBI analyst to peddle secrets to the KGB. The son of a bullying, abusive self-styled "warrior" (Peter Boyle), Hurt sees spying as a means of getting revenge on an agency that views him as a faceless bureaucrat. Spying for the Soviet Union allows Hurt to transcend the tedium of his job and become the romantic, virile man his father wants him to be. Unable to reconcile his lofty ideals with his raging demons, Hurt articulates his angst in fevered interior and solitary monologues that convey his tangled, conflicting emotions but come across as a distractingly artificial contrivance. In a performance that mirrors his turn in Monster's Ball, Boyle does what he can with a thankless role that plays like an overwrought parody of paternal brutishness. In the film's most over-the-top scene, Boyle swings his pre-pubescent son by his feet while yelling "Warriors don't lose!," a line that would no doubt serve as a camp catchphrase if Master Spy were ever to become a Mommie Dearest-like cult sensation. Ignoring the dictum to show rather than tell, Master Spy carefully constructs a motivation for each of Hanssen's paradoxes, making him seem more like a bloodless case study than a human being.

Early critics are blown away by Oppenheimer

Based on early reactions, Christopher Nolan's movie about the man behind the Manhattan Project is no bomb

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More than three hours and 11 miles ago, Christopher Nolan’s highly anticipated new film Oppenheimer began its world premiere in Paris, which means a handful of lucky jerks have now seen the movie and you, probably, are not among them. We say “lucky jerks” because, at least based on early reactions that could’ve been influenced a bit by the big crowds or the built-in hype of seeing a big movie from a big director, Oppenheimer is apparently really damn good. Or, as Telegraph critic Robbie Collin put it, Oppenheimer is “a total knockout that split my brain open like a twitchy plutonium nucleus and left me sobbing through the end credits like I can’t even remember else.” (That’s the kind of line you think of during the movie and then excitedly tweet as soon as you’re outside.)

Writer Bilge Ebiri said the movie is “incredible,” going on to say that, “the word that keeps coming to mind is ‘fearsome.’” The ending also apparently involves Nolan bringing “the hammer down in the most astonishing, shattering way.”

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The Sunday Times’ Jonathan Dean highlighted the supporting cast, particularly Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr., and Alden Ehrenreich (who “even bring gags”). He also tweeted that it’s in his “top three” of Nolan films, alongside Memento and The Prestige. Lindsey Bahr of the Associated Press called it a “spectacular achievement,” highlighting how “dense” it is and saying it’s “as tense and exciting as Dunkirk.” Also, the “big moment” is “awe-inspiring.” (We’re trying to go in totally clean, so we have no idea what that could possibly be referring to.)

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This bodes well for anyone doing “Barbenheimer” double-features (not that Nolan is interested in such things) since Barbie also received an overwhelmingly positive response from early screenings.

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