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Koda: thats GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Trees_the_proto: He knows I just give him cocanie right?
(anon): mhm I know
(anon): I just wanna make my own
Mommymilkers42069: cappppp
Koda: i wanna take deez
Mommymilkers42069: no
Koda: deez nuts off ur forehead.
Mommymilkers42069: no
Captain11: hi milk
Mommymilkers42069: how are you cap
Captain11: fine you
Mommymilkers42069: eh here
(anon): e
Mommymilkers42069: e
Generic: long time no see cap
(anon): e
Generic: bruh im tryna fuck a fat bitch rn no ap
Generic: cap*
(anon): damn nice
Generic: ayo any fat citches in shcat lmao
(anon): e
(anon): a
(anon): s]
(anon): p
Generic: bruh where everyone go
(anon): horny
Mommymilkers42069: im here
(anon): go un horny
Charles_fenton: damn
Generic: bruhhhh
Mommymilkers42069: ?
Generic: idk bbruh
Generic: a girl was tryna slide wit me today lmao bruh im finna fuck no cap.
Nekogonzales2002: damn nice
(anon): I got pegged
(anon): 🤨📸
Nekogonzales2002: 📸🤨 🤨📸
Generic: bruh some bitches at my school are mad hoes
Mommymilkers42069: same
Nekogonzales2002: Yep
Mommymilkers42069: some girl hates me for being nice
Generic: like they dont be even staying wit one guy they fuck then fuck another guy then fuck another guy etc. etc
Charles_fenton: hmmm
Generic: i bet some micropenis headass could slide wit one of em
Generic: hoe ass mf
Charles_fenton: like a specific someone on here
Charles_fenton: feels familiar
(anon): three way
(anon): charles shut up or no more Pregnant sex for a week
Nekogonzales2002: pftt
Mommymilkers42069: oop
Generic: lmao who?
(anon): charles peg me tonight alright
Nekogonzales2002: Ayo?
(anon): 🤨📸
Charles_fenton: N-No
Generic: bruh tell me lmao
Koda: im here.
Nekogonzales2002: Im not even gonna bother with that one
Koda: lmaoooo
Nekogonzales2002: no not that
(anon): CHARLES I SAID PEG ME
Nekogonzales2002: THAT
(anon): 🤨📸
Charles_fenton: no
Generic: bruh who tf specific in here bruh lemm know lemme kn0ow lemme know lemme know wuts up wit u
Generic: ooh
Koda: lmaooooooo
Charles_fenton: OH NO
Koda: i hate it here
Nekogonzales2002: ?
Charles_fenton: I found who was awanting to peg me...
Generic: oh shit pizzas here finna eat a whole ass pie by myself goddamn im hungrier than an anorexic bitch
Nekogonzales2002: who
Nekogonzales2002: oh charles god no
Generic: LMAO
Generic: bruh u coulda jus asked me
Generic: except pegging u imma jus straight up put it in
Charles_fenton: I don't wanna talk about it
(anon): okeh
Koda: weird ass mfs.
Generic: ayo charles
Charles_fenton: what
(anon): oh no
(anon): e
Generic: y dont u jus get a real dicking bruh
Generic: y u need to be pegged
Charles_fenton: ...
Charles_fenton: We don't talk about that
(anon): loosy goosey asshole
Charles_fenton: stfu anon
(anon): *lmao*
Generic: i muted all anons one sec
Generic: hello anon
(anon): hello
(anon): charles got da loosey goosey asshole
Charles_fenton: I DO NOT!
Generic: frfr lmao
Charles_fenton: S-SHUT UP!
Generic: mans straight feinin foe the dick
Generic: no cap
Charles_fenton: Im not gay
(anon): mhm
(anon): then why you make me use the 6 inch wide strap on
Generic: then jus dont look at the guys face lmao
(anon): and ur letting a girl peg u
Charles_fenton: ok im gonna go now
Generic: and tbf liking butt stuff doesnt mean ur gay
(anon): I think we scared him
Generic: mens gspots are in they ass so
(anon): ah he'l be fine
Nekogonzales2002: wait what
Nekogonzales2002: WAIT WHAT
(anon): 🤨📸
Generic: wut u want neko
Nekogonzales2002: I have an idea now
Generic: ?
Nekogonzales2002: nah nvm
Logan_single: hey guys
(anon): 🤨📸
(anon): 🤨
(anon): 🤨
Generic: bruh
Generic: u cant say that shit then not tell us
Nekogonzales2002: that information will be used
Generic: and anon im pretty sure ur jesus, u act like him
(anon): 🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸
Generic: im prolly wrong but
Generic: jus throwin that out there
(anon): elaborate?
Generic: u just act like jesus idfk
Logan_single: hello?
(anon): fair enough
Nekogonzales2002: hello
Mommymilkers42069: hi
(anon): I wanna see some milkers :shee:
Generic: yea ur 100% jesus bruh
Generic: no way
Logan_single: hey
Bonerfinal: do I look like a jesus?
Generic: yes
Bonerfinal: no Im charles jr
(anon): carls jr moment
(anon): 🤨📸
Mommymilkers42069: no anon
Bonerfinal: also who has furry booba
Generic: y dont u fkn login bruh u have an acct
Bonerfinal: I dont like to
Generic: gotchu bruh
(anon): Poosy
Generic: one order of furry booba coming right up
Bonerfinal: HooH
Bonerfinal: can I get a few more orders?
(anon): give him man tittems
Generic: how many u want big dawg
Bonerfinal: hmm 3 or 4 sets
(anon): dats a lotta boobs
Generic: SETS?
Bonerfinal: yes pairs
Bonerfinal: 3 or 4 sets of booba
(anon): thats reasonable
Generic: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F40.media.tumblr.com%2F57e712b35febedd8afee94e3dd7f460e%2Ftumblr_nju91eueLc1s9bv8lo1_1280.png&f=1&nofb=1
Bonerfinal: awh
Bonerfinal: it blocked
Generic: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic1.e621.net%2Fdata%2F90%2F58%2F9058efe3121a793733035731ed1c66f6.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
(anon): lmao rip
Generic: bruh wym its blocked lmao
Bonerfinal: I are sad, I cannot see it
Bonerfinal: it shows as blank images
(anon): R I P
Generic: bruh wut
(anon): S O M E
(anon): A S S
Bonerfinal: I cannot see them
Generic: tuff
Koda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_dA32oH44
Koda: WHAT SHE ORDER/
Koda: FISH FILET
Koda: FILLET*
Koda: generic is erping
Koda: gayyyyyyyy
Bonerfinal: can U bing the images
Generic: wut am i doing
Logan_single: reeeeeeeeee
Koda: erping
Bonerfinal: showing me booba throu bing
Generic: bruh u said that like 3 times today
Logan_single: lol
Generic: im not erping
Generic: unless u want to uh~~
(anon): ayo
(anon): 🤨📸
Generic: not u boner
Koda: then wyd.
Bonerfinal: I wanna see furry booba throu bing. >:(
Generic: mans wanted furry booba
(anon): then get it
Generic: so i gave him furry booba
Bonerfinal: I cannot see duckduckgo
(anon): THEN USE BING
Bonerfinal: I cannot get bing
Bonerfinal: it doesn't work on my pc
Generic: bruh ur the same person
Generic: lmao "doesnt work on ur pc"
Generic: dont act like u not on the school chromebook rn bruh
Bonerfinal: ...
Logan_single: works on my school chromenook
Koda: ur
Bonerfinal: just give me my furry tits through bing please
Koda: gay
Koda: imagine using bing
Logan_single: i hate it tho i dont wanna see it
Generic: look it up urself bruh
Generic: exactly thas wut im saying
Koda: lmaooooo
Bonerfinal: fine I will
Nekogonzales2002: oh boy
Generic: ruh
(anon): ruh roh
Generic: u a weird ass nibba bruh
Nekogonzales2002: Worst part is I know him IRL so I'll hear if he searches it or not
Generic: bruh how many ppl u fkn know
Nekogonzales2002: Ehh like 300 or so, only 20 or so use this site
Bonerfinal: ok I found some stuff
Bonerfinal: and I not share
(anon): damn bro share with the class
Bonerfinal: nu
(anon): damn alright
(anon): whore
Logan_single: damn chats dead
Generic: wait
Generic: u know 20 ppl irl on this shit
Nekogonzales2002: yeah
Nekogonzales2002: Max (Charles) Josh (me, music man, resident sleeper agent) Madison (Puro, Honeydew) Thomas (Suction cup man)
Nekogonzales2002: thats a few main ones
Charles_fenton: AYO
Charles_fenton: JOSHUA ALEN DANSER!
(anon): PFTTT
Generic: bruhh
Generic: i only know 1 pesron on this site irl
Nekogonzales2002: The fuck you want Max?!
Charles_fenton: The fuck is wrong with you?!
(anon): <_>
Nekogonzales2002: ok time to go
Generic: ok didnt ask
Generic: bruh
Nekogirl: so turns out my knuckle is broken from last month
Mommymilkers42069: dumb
Generic: u are jus now finding out abt this?
Nekogirl: cause i put it back into place for awhile and it stopped hurting
Generic: ohhh
Nekogirl: yeah, so i did end up with an injury in the fight :3
Nekogirl: it was just self inflicted
Nekogirl: anyway how is everyone
Mommymilkers42069: eh im ok
Nekogirl: oh, 2 kids in my school ODed
Nekogirl: for those that dont live in a shit hole, that means overdosed
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: Yeesh
Nekogirl: *shrugs*
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: sounds like a fun week so far
Nekogirl: where i live, the dick head has been Narcan-ed 30 times
(anon): e
Nekogirl: i knew it was an ambulance outside as soon as i heard it
Generic: all this fuck bitches on my line
Generic: damn bruh u must wanna die tonight
(anon): no
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: Neko you want a drink?
Generic: yea i rock a choker with a .45
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: ...
Nekogirl: life experience lets me know the difference between emergency vehicle sirens TwT
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: well each their own I guess
Generic: bruh fr doe i should get a choker...
Nekogirl: laced vapes and such
(anon): youwch
Generic: wait wut abt laced vapes
Nekogirl: like fentanyl laced far beyond lethal dose
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: oh damn
Generic: goddamn bruh
Generic: far beyond lethal dose would mean death
Generic: so who tf died
Nekogirl: yeah a girl hit it in the bathroom with her friends, was unresponsive, and her friends left her there, didnt tell anyone
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: oh my god
Generic: goddamn
Generic: bruh wtf
(anon): yeesh
Nekogirl: she was narcaned before anything shut down but shes in the hospital
Generic: saw some bitch at my school like uh last week i think
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: thats horrible
Generic: either last week or the week b4 it
Generic: she was walking down the stairs and tripped, hit her head on the rail deadweight, then yuh
Generic: rest is history
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: and nobody cared?
Generic: ppl did care lmao.
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: Ok, thank god thats good
(anon): 🤨📸
Generic: in fact, a lot of ppl have been getting srsly injured/die at my school lately
Nekogirl: two girls hit and ODed on the vape and one was left for dead in the bathroom by her friends
Generic: imi not talking like 30 ppl
Generic: bu
Generic: but*
(anon):
🤨📸 📸🤨
📸🤨 🤨📸
Generic: a teacher died in a car crash literally last week
Generic: they had a memorial for him on friday
Generic: he seemed chill
Generic: but i never had him
Nekogirl: counselor died of a heart attack last week aswell
Generic: https://www.chatham.k12.nc.us/site/default.aspx?PageType=3&DomainID=4&ModuleInstanceID=11&ViewID=6446EE88-D30C-497E-9316-3F8874B3E108&RenderLoc=0&FlexDataID=15340&PageID=1#:~:text=Michael%20Williams%2C%20a%20teaching%20professional,24%2C%202021.
(anon): rip lmao
(anon): insensitive, jesus
Generic: bruh wtf y u laughing
Generic: LMAO
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: Anon wtf
Generic: but yea shits been fucked lately
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: Generic, need a drink?
Generic: theres already thc in my system rn
Generic: and that aint rp
(anon): Everyone make sure to spank gregs M E A T Y A S S
Nekogirl: one of the teachers got accused of being a predator by a girl who graduated 5 years ago
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: oh god
(anon): oh boi
Nekogirl: i really dont think its true
Generic: lmao bruh when i went to a charter school
Generic: we had this one sub for gym
Generic: and he was um..lurking around middle and high school girls
Nekogirl: he fits and distributes uniforms, hes gonna comment on how they fit
Generic: apparently he god nudes and shit
Generic: got*
Generic: like a week after we had him he got locked up
(anon): damn
(anon): that sux
Generic: he seemed chill at first
Generic: but
Nekogirl: i dont think the teacher i have did it, of course hes gonna comment on how the uniform fits
Generic: ...
Generic: thas fucked
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: yep
Nekogirl: dude like they said head commented on their boobs, i was there and he said he needed to get the jacket tailored cause it was too tight around the chest
Nekogirl: he had*
Generic: hol up i got mad munchies rn imma grab a snack
Nekogirl: also hes never alone in the room with anyone, there is always a class and the girl couldnt give one name of anyone who was there and he is set to retire in a few weeks so i think its just someone trying to cause trouble
Nekogirl: but i wont make an opinion until they come out with a verdict
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: god that sounds like a shitty situation
(anon): *drinks coffee* disgusting
Nekogirl: a girl who didnt even know or have class with him wrote "predator in front of his room
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: wow
Nekogirl: while the principal was watching
Generic: thas fuckedd bruh
Generic: on a different note
Nekogirl: ngl the principal ripped her a new one
Generic: i usually dont like digornos but this shit kinda bussin rn
Nekogirl: like i heard it through brick 3 rooms away OwO
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: damn he was lou... WAIT A MINUTE
Daughter: sex
Generic: daughter wtf
(anon): booba woman
Daughter: yes
Generic: bruh shes like 13...
Daughter: but, boob sex
Daughter: uwo
Generic: ....
Epsillon_11_regiment_officer: ok yeah nope
Nekogirl: hi daughter
Nekogirl: nice topic~
Daughter: thx i got it for my birthday
Nekogirl: *thumbs up*
(anon): sexy topic
Daughter: but since we are on that topic
Daughter: i got another one
Mxangel: >_>
Daughter: how does this pic make you feel https://i.imgur.com/lllgxO4.png
Nekogirl: cant see it TwT
Nekogirl: fuck!
Daughter: rip
Generic: SQUID GAME?!
Daughter: no
Daughter: squid fuckin
Generic: oh
Generic: yea ik
Generic: thas wut i said
Generic: squid game
Daughter: owo
Nekogirl: i miss out on all the horny pictures TwT
Daughter: would you fuck a squid though
Generic: it wasnt horny
Generic: just a title.
Generic: and a minecraft thumbnail
Nekogirl: i know what that is now and i has watched it
Nekogirl: have*
Daughter: wow
Daughter: nice?
Nekogirl: jenny is hot im sorry TwT
Generic: ....
Daughter: jimmy*?
Nekogirl: no
Blue_jollyrancher: Well I might be a little high
Nekogirl: the name of a pornographic minecraft oc
Koda: void
Koda: ur disgusting.
Gamerzrayus29: but seriously why is Koda savvy now?
Tonimahoni13: Helloooo
Generic: that moment when bbruh
Shell61_taken: hey....
Shell61_taken: anyone on?
Generic: hello
Furryanimegirl: hi Gen
Obamabinladen: hI AMBER
Furryanimegirl: Hey brother
Panzershrek: good mornin
Furryanimegirl: Hey pan
Shell61_taken: hi
Furryanimegirl: good morning shell
Panzershrek: any news?
Furryanimegirl: about?
Panzershrek: Life i suppose
Furryanimegirl: im going to alternative school
Shell61_taken: morning furryanimegirl
Panzershrek: So what books has the english teacher made yall read?
Shell61_taken: none
Shell61_taken: bc i do online school
Furryanimegirl: two books neither of which i remember
Panzershrek: they didnt make you read?
Furryanimegirl: and lucky
Shell61_taken: i do online school and i have no zoom
Shell61_taken: zooms*
Shell61_taken: so no they didn't make me read
Panzershrek: We read Lord of the Flies
Shell61_taken: oh damn
Panzershrek: Great book
Panzershrek: alright imma join a game, whisper me if neko comes on
Nekogirl: ..
Shell61_taken: lol
Nekogirl: what weird timeing
Shell61_taken: lmao
Nekogirl: *hugs shell*
Panzershrek: ello
Shell61_taken: oh hi*hugs back*
Nekogirl: i got online as soon as you said that
Panzershrek: anyway, neko have you read Lord of the flies?
Nekogirl: .....cant say i have
Panzershrek: Our teachers made us read it, its a great book
Nekogirl: most classic books are
Nekogirl: but i have recently gotten hooked on a furry romcom
Panzershrek: its about this group of boys that end up on an island when their plane crashes
Nekogirl: so its like hachet?
Panzershrek: order starts to fall, and they turn into savages
Nekogirl: i have read many books like it in that case
Panzershrek: Its a great book about human nature
Nekogirl: i like group survival books for that very reason
Furryanimeboy: hello?
Nekogirl: hi
Shell61_taken: hi
Panzershrek: ello
Nekogirl: furry i found an unopened ramen packet in the cabinet :3
Furryanimeboy: gimme plz
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Generic: hello
Furryanimegirl: hi Gen
Obamabinladen: hI AMBER
Furryanimegirl: Hey brother
Panzershrek: good mornin
Furryanimegirl: Hey pan
Shell61_taken: hi
Furryanimegirl: good morning shell
Panzershrek: any news?
Furryanimegirl: about?
Panzershrek: Life i suppose
Furryanimegirl: im going to alternative school
Shell61_taken: morning furryanimegirl
Panzershrek: So what books has the english teacher made yall read?
Shell61_taken: none
Shell61_taken: bc i do online school
Furryanimegirl: two books neither of which i remember
Panzershrek: they didnt make you read?
Furryanimegirl: and lucky
Shell61_taken: i do online school and i have no zoom
Shell61_taken: zooms*
Shell61_taken: so no they didn't make me read
Panzershrek: We read Lord of the Flies
Shell61_taken: oh damn
Panzershrek: Great book
Panzershrek: alright imma join a game, whisper me if neko comes on
Nekogirl: ..
Shell61_taken: lol
Nekogirl: what weird timeing
Shell61_taken: lmao
Nekogirl: *hugs shell*
Panzershrek: ello
Shell61_taken: oh hi*hugs back*
Nekogirl: i got online as soon as you said that
Panzershrek: anyway, neko have you read Lord of the flies?
Nekogirl: .....cant say i have
Panzershrek: Our teachers made us read it, its a great book
Nekogirl: most classic books are
Nekogirl: but i have recently gotten hooked on a furry romcom
Panzershrek: its about this group of boys that end up on an island when their plane crashes
Nekogirl: so its like hachet?
Panzershrek: order starts to fall, and they turn into savages
Nekogirl: i have read many books like it in that case
Panzershrek: Its a great book about human nature
Nekogirl: i like group survival books for that very reason
Furryanimeboy: hello?
Nekogirl: hi
Shell61_taken: hi
Panzershrek: ello
Nekogirl: furry i found an unopened ramen packet in the cabinet :3
Furryanimeboy: gimme plz
Nekogirl: *tosses furry the ramen* its shrimp ramen
Panzershrek: Yall ever ate octopus before?
Shell61_taken: damn i wish my little sister wasn't watching bluey rn -_-
Furryanimeboy: ramens ramen *eats the ramen*
Panzershrek: I ate some one time, it tasted like rubber
Shell61_taken: lmao
Furryanimegirl: oh lordee
Panzershrek: had the texture of rubber as well
Nekogirl: shrek is right
Nekogirl: i much prefer salmon to octopus
Panzershrek: slimey rubber
Furryanimeboy: Senpai~
Furryanimegirl: yes
Shell61_taken: i'm fine with salmon but octpus no just no
Furryanimeboy: want to have some fun~
Nekogirl: i like sashimi :3
Furryanimegirl: no
Furryanimegirl: dont you dare
Furryanimeboy: come on~
Furryanimegirl: bye guys
Nekogirl: O////O
Furryanimegirl: runs*
Shell61_taken: bye
Nekogirl: *bonks furryboy*
Shell61_taken: lmao
Nekogirl: bad
Nekogirl: im the only one allowed to be horny here besides puro
Shell61_taken: *boops neko's nose*
Nekogirl: and even then i get this TwT
Panzershrek: *Zips pants back up*
Nekogirl: *boops shell's mose*
Furryanimeboy: ow that hurt *rubs head * fine i will stop
Shell61_taken: hey!
Nekogirl: you'll get anything you give back
Furryanimegirl: *Comes back* is it over?
Nekogirl: thats my rule for today
Nekogirl: yes it is
Nekogirl: im so tired TwT
Nekogirl: *poofs into a cat and curls up beside shell*
Shell61_taken: i'm so cold it's 32 when i'm at
Furryanimeboy: T.T *still rubbing head* neko that really hurt
Nekogirl: its 28 for me
Obamabinladen: im gonna say smthing cringes
Obamabinladen: uwugus
Nekogirl: furry then dont be bad and it wont happen
Shell61_taken: *pets neko's head*
Furryanimeboy: f-fine T.T
Nekogirl: *purrs and leans sleepily into you*
Sannkaed: what the fuck is this
Nekogirl: san
Nekogirl: hi
Nekogirl: .....
Nekogirl: nothing
Sannkaed: hi
Obamabinladen: me:wishing for no uwus
Furryanimegirl: *walks up to furryanimeboy, and pats head* hey pup, im sorry
Furryanimeboy: your fine T.T
Nekogirl: yeah why are you sorry im the one with the stick
Furryanimegirl: i say sorry even when things aren't my fault
Nekogirl: oh shit *quickly hides stick*
Obamabinladen: commits seppuku with stick
Shell61_taken: *takes the stick from neko*
Furryanimeboy: *scared* please n-no s-stick
Nekogirl: shell are you gonna use my own bonking stick agaisnt me
Sannkaed: give me your penis that I know you have because you are bisexual let me suck and fuck your long hard dick because I love bisexual dick
Obamabinladen: wtf
Panzershrek: Tf
Sannkaed: idk
Nekogirl: san
Furryanimegirl: first off wtf secondly imma bisexual girl today
Sannkaed: yeah
Panzershrek: who tf are you
Obamabinladen: yo this dude is hardcore roleplay
Nekogirl: im pan
Sannkaed: dope
Sannkaed: who am i?
Shell61_taken: no neko i'm not going to
Panzershrek: Why dont ya do us a favor
Sannkaed: im only a semi popular artist who had a school shooting at my school
Panzershrek: go to your files and delete system 32
Nekogirl: had 2 people OD at mine
Sannkaed: damn
Nekogirl: eh
Nekogirl: its nothing new
Nekogirl: at least for me
Sannkaed: at least you didnt make national news lol
Nekogirl: i suppose
Furryanimeboy: neko ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮
Nekogirl: furry
Nekogirl: ill kiss you
Furryanimeboy: NO
Furryanimegirl: No you wont mom, please
Nekogirl: then put that finger down
Furryanimeboy: NO
Nekogirl: ....
Furryanimeboy: *runs*
Shell61_taken: ......
Nekogirl: it seems we are at a stalemate
Obamabinladen: a stale mate
Furryanimegirl: he retreated to higher ground
Nekogirl: listen obiwan
Nekogirl: i dont need the high ground
Obamabinladen: u have the high ground anakin-kun
Furryanimeboy: *still running*
Obamabinladen: in the 90s*
Nekogirl: i have a gun *pulls out the space glock from destiny 2*
Shell61_taken: *hugs neko and doesn't let go*
Panzershrek: okay well i have a shovel
Obamabinladen: witherhoard shows in inventory* oh no
Mommymilkers42069: hello
Obamabinladen: mother of the milk has arrived
Mommymilkers42069: yes
Furryanimeboy: *still running*
Nekogirl: hi milk
Mommymilkers42069: hi neko
Obamabinladen: is yoda female cuz he has powdered creamer coming out of his nipps
Panzershrek: gtg
Furryanimeboy: huff huff *stops running * i think im safe
Nekogirl: furry you are not i have the roderic-c from destiny 2
Nekogirl: never mind im too sad to aim
Obamabinladen: and i have the ikelos-smg
Furryanimeboy: i prefer being shot then kissed by you (no offence)
Obamabinladen: lol
Nekogirl: none taken
Nekogirl: i would rather be shot than kissed by me
Obamabinladen: me too
Nekogirl: im actually not a very good kisser
Obamabinladen: yo just misses the face altogether
Nekogirl: one of my many flaws, but i know where the clit is so theres that
Furryanimeboy: so im safe good
Furryanimegirl: i would like to believe im a good kisser, and you bet you arent, *runs after Furyanimeboy*
Shell61_taken: .......
Nekogirl: *ties furryboy's shoelaces together*
Furryanimeboy: FUCK *falls*
Furryanimeboy: gtg brb
Mommymilkers42069: haha
Furryanimegirl: Dammit
Nekogirl: he leaves at the wort times
Nekogirl: wort wort wort
Shell61_taken: lmao
Furryanimegirl: ikr
Th3cr00kedman: ??
Nekogirl: i need a drink or titties or something
Nekogirl: most likely a drink
Nekogirl: cause im not getting titties and i dont know what "or something" is
Th3cr00kedman: May I suggest the nearest pub to your location if it is a drink you are after
Nekogirl: i own a bar
Th3cr00kedman: Nice
Nekogirl: also i drunk myself blind last time
Nekogirl: 2 full bottles of french vodka in under an hour, how the fuck am i still alive
(anon): https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0?ui=2&ik=f29ac3d44e&attid=0.6&permmsgid=msg-a:r7270979295278611809&th=17d9f6df406f40a2&view=fimg&fur=ip&sz=s0-l75-ft&attbid=ANGjdJ-uc6DoKQxShkg2HoGnbYwzOGg9wOaShQjeFerS89wTpurSh71xGOZNCQMBvYGuyHK92jT5j8LxUPoU76yk_ZSksQjj_J7pdQv-8PIMOvqO7JOWkA8yzUB6mXw&disp=emb&realattid=ii_kwz0ekho5
Shell61_taken: last time i drunk was mouthes ago...
Th3cr00kedman: That... Is definitely not healthy...
Th3cr00kedman: Neko
Nekogirl: yeah no i should have gotten cirrosis
Th3cr00kedman: How on earth are you alive
Nekogirl: but my body resists alcohol like it resists capitalism
Nekogirl: i honestly have no fuckin idea how im still alive
Nekogirl: i probably should be
Nekogirl: ded
Nekogirl: i was even shot :3
Nekogirl: by my brother of all people
Logan_single: hey
Nekogirl: oh hes back
Logan_single: what not happy to see me
Logan_single: :)
Nekogirl: nice attention grab last time, real tear jerker, and no im not
Logan_single: why lmao
Th3cr00kedman: To be honest the fact you are still alive is a damn miracle. Perhaps you should take this as a sign that you might have a purpose that still needs to be fulfilled
Shell61_taken: hi logan...
Logan_single: hey shell.....
Nekogirl: dont joke about suicide to someone whho has tried it logan
Logan_single: i have to dumb ass
Logan_single: more than i can count
Nekogirl: hmm
Nekogirl: yeah scars dont really go away do they
Logan_single: nope
Shell61_taken: ......
Mommymilkers42069: they never really go
Logan_single: sorry shell ill stop if im making you uncomfortable
Nekogirl: well no more talking about suicide
Mommymilkers42069: ^
Logan_single: *hugs shell*
Shell61_taken: *hugs back* it's ok
Nekogirl: *twitches a bit*
Nekogirl: im gonna go....
Logan_single: *looks at neko and smiles*
Logan_single: bye
Shell61_taken: ok bye
Nekogirl: mybe not
Nekogirl: im not leave logan near you without me around
Shell61_taken: .........
Nydelok: uia
Logan_single: *stands next to shell*
Nydelok: forgot the slash lol
Nekogirl: i dont particularly trust him since he makes up relationships with people who are nice to him in his head and thinks they're true
Separatio: i heard what happened
Logan_single: *hits neko*
Nekogirl: *stares motherfuckerly*
Lilly_poison_dragon: ello
Logan_single: i dont want to fight you but i will if i have to
Logan_single: hey
Nekogirl: logan i dont think you'd win that fight.....
(anon): e
Shell61_taken: .-.
Logan_single: *pins neko so he cant move* you sure about that
Poison: SISSY!!!
(anon): ayo?
Mommymilkers42069: both of you quit it
Nekogirl: *pushes you off lie a stray kitten* yeah i am
Shell61_taken: *pulls logan away*
(anon): no gay anal here
Poison: -She wuld run over to neko and hug her big brther-
Logan_single: *punches neko and breaks his nose*
Nekogirl: listen logan, i think we gonna have to meet up and settle this irl at somepoint
Nekogirl: *heals*
(anon): *Dwayne Eyebrow raise*
Logan_single: fine where you wanna meet up
Mommymilkers42069: you both better not.
Shell61_taken: oh god
Nekogirl: not now i dont think either of us are in a position to go anywhere to meet up
(anon): rip
Nekogirl: also i hope you dont mind im bringing my backpack
Logan_single: *walks away and looks at shell*
Poison: -She would hug her big brother tighter- Brother are you ok?!
Nekogirl: eh i might kill him
Nekogirl: not sure
Logan_single: try me
Shell61_taken: -_-
Nekogirl: he acts big but you get a lot smaller when you hit the floor
Poison: -Poison would look at logan- piss off!
Separatio: https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp3500699.jpg
Nekogirl: but hes not worth my time, its less time that i can spend with shell, so im not going to fight
Logan_single: *looks at poison with fire in my eyes*
Logan_single: *picks up shell*
Nekogirl: *throws water in logans face* beat it
Nekogirl: and leave her here
Logan_single: *walks away*
Shell61_taken: ......
Nekogirl: *teleports shell to me* mine~
Poison: -Poison would sick her tongue out at logan-
Logan_single: even tho youre cheating on her
Poison: stick**
Nekogirl: logan you are the new lili, congrats
Nekogirl: and with who?
Logan_single: we all know it even shell knows it
Nekogirl: logan give us a name
(anon): ._.
(anon): oh boy more discourse
Logan_single: no because idk theyre names but we know you are
Nekogirl: so you are just trying to be an ass without knowing anything
Trees_the_proto: yello...?
Shell61_taken: hi trees......
Nekogirl: trees if you are have a good day, close out the tab
(anon): damn
Poison: -Poison would climb up a tree-
Logan_single: *puts shell down easy* im done with you neko we were friends and now i regret everything ive ever said nice to you
Trees_the_proto: *Racks Shotgun* was that a threat neko.
Nekogirl: logan you where never nice to me or my friend
Nekogirl: no trees it was a warning that i was arguing
Poison: -poison would slip and fall out of the tree-
Nydelok: wut is goin on?
Logan_single: *catches poison*
Nekogirl: logan stop touching people
Logan_single: *puts you down*
Charles: Wtf people get a life
Trees_the_proto: I never get good days, neko.
Poison: -Poison would scream as she ran to her big brother neko-
Logan_single: *walks away*
Shell61_taken: neko be nice.....
Nekogirl: *puts my hand on her head*
Nekogirl: i am she doesnt like him
Poison: Brother h-he touched me..
Logan_single: *stops* no one does and no one ever has
Charles: Idk these people crazy
Poison: -Her arm had a speck of blood on it-
Shell61_taken: ik but be nice...
Nekogirl: i cant kill him if thats what you want
Nekogirl: *puts a bandage on you*
Poison: T-thank you brother
Logan_single: *looks at shell*
Nekogirl: im starting to hate irrational people
Shell61_taken: *walks and sets in corner*
Nekogirl: logan, lili, puro on a bad day, etc.
Logan_single: *walks over to her* hey im sorry
Mommymilkers42069: *sits by shell*
Shell61_taken: it's ok
Nekogirl: ill stop and be good,
Shell61_taken: oh hi milk
Logan_single: no it isnt i fucked up*hugs shell*
Poison: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD!?
Nekogirl: no
Timebother: ye
Nekogirl: little girls shouldnt say bad words
Timebother: poison me please
Shell61_taken: *hugs back*
Trees_the_proto: *Sighs* I´ll grab a rpg just in case...
Poison: -she looks at logan- YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!
Nydelok: Y'all are crazy
Nekogirl: *smacks you* bad
Timebother: and retarded
Poison: -Wimpers-
Logan_single: *looks at poison* ik i am poison
Nekogirl: dont swear young child
Nydelok: Roleplaying in a Cards against Humanity chat room
Mommymilkers42069: *hugs shell*
Timebother: kill me
Shell61_taken: *hugs back*
Trees_the_proto: Welcome To Cards, Dipshit
Timebother: tipshid
Logan_single: *gets up and walks away*
Charles: Im not worried about offending them its an offensive game so /w Th3cr00kedman
Shell61_taken: oop-
Nekogirl: hmmm
Nekogirl: *shrugs*
Mommymilkers42069: *pats shell* how are you
Logan_single: *sighs and says under my breath* no one loves me.......
Charles: Wtf
Logan_single: *walks over to neko* hey.....im sorry about that
Shell61_taken: i'mok....
Nekogirl: *starts sipping tea in the opposite corner*
Nydelok: You know, y'all could make a game and do this away from here... I'm sure one of y'all is on an ALT
Timebother: *gets up and leaves because I hate role playing*
Kia_tomboy_girl: -Walks into chat-
Logan_single: neko
Nekogirl: im not apologising
Logan_single: im sorry
Th3cr00kedman: This is getting into some weird territory...
Kia_tomboy_girl: ouh
Th3cr00kedman: I have no clue what on earth is going on..
Nydelok: People are roleplaying for whatever reasomn
Nydelok: reason*
Logan_single: but i will neko because im going to be the man and apologize
Kia_tomboy_girl: There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
Their_in_the_trees: whelp, welcome to cards...
Logan_single: *sits next to neko*
Nekogirl: logan im gonna be the bitch and tell you to go to heaven, cause hell doesnt need you
Nydelok: He'd probably enjoy Hell a bit too much
Poison: -She would glare at logan- Back off
Logan_single: *looks at poison* fine*leaves*
Logan_single: brb
Nekogirl: posion what have you learned about swearing
Shell61_taken: *sitting in corner*
Poison: not to swear -n-
Nekogirl: *goes to sit by shell* may i?
Nekogirl: good posion im glad you're learning
Shell61_taken: yea...
Mommymilkers42069: *still hugging shell*
Shell61_taken: ....
Nekogirl: *flops down flat on my face beside shell* i know im an idiot ill behave next time
Shell61_taken: *pats neko's head*
Nekogirl: *weak thumbs up*
Shell61_taken: *slightly smiles*
Nekogirl: ill be good next time i promise
Nekogirl: just no more booping
Shell61_taken: ok.. *boops neko's nose
Shell61_taken: oops sorry..
Nekogirl: *sighs* you are so lucky you're cute~
Logan_single: hey back....
Shell61_taken: wb
Logan_single: *sigh* thanks.....
Shell61_taken: np...
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would fly over to logan and pick him up with her feet and fly high into the sky-
Logan_single: *in shock* woah hey
Nekogirl: i want pets and to not be anywhere but beside you :3
Shell61_taken: :3
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would just keep flying as the sun shined through her white wings-
Nekogirl: i think those are decent wishes what do you think shell?
Logan_single: *turns into dragon*
Shell61_taken: i think the same
Nekogirl: well then ill be beside you as long as i can :3
Logan_single: *looks at ember*
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would let go-
Nekogirl: class change TwT
Logan_single: <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQquM7zXnU3WeFeXSWHHpOx0AR9aADUlpMTYw&amp;usqp=CAU" alt="Lightning Dragon Wallpaper posted by Samantha Thompson"/>
Logan_single: *looks at ember* why did you bring me here
Shell61_taken: *shapshifts into a eagle*
Ember_fire_dragon: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww1.flightrising.com%2Fforums%2Fdrs%2F2617562&psig=AOvVaw0_UAqfElczkPWaFLb_6xQ3&ust=1639146167690000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCNDY9L711vQCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAF
Ember_fire_dragon: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fdotesports.com%2Fmtg%2Fnews%2Fevery-legendary-dragon-in-mtgs-dd-adventures-in-the-forgotten-realms&psig=AOvVaw3owxi6ExN7yc2CDvvOdjFG&ust=1639146228079000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCIjL3Nj11vQCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
Ember_fire_dragon: (Thats meh in the day)
Logan_single: *Sighs* i ....... dont know what to say ember
Nekogirl: why am i now dating a birb
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would fly around logan-
Logan_single: *flys up*
Shell61_taken: lmao
Furryanimeboy: im back what i miss
Shell61_taken: not much
Nekogirl: fat birbs are borbs
Nekogirl: you are not a borb
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would land on a rock-
Logan_single: *catches ember*
Logan_single: *lands next to ember*
Shell61_taken: *is shapshifted into a eagle*
Logan_single: *looks at ember* why did you bring me here
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would just look around-
Logan_single: *sighs and lays down*
Shell61_taken: *flys around*
Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at ember then flys away to my den*
Nekogirl: i gotta admit its hard to kiss an eagle....
Shell61_taken: lol......
Shell61_taken: *flys and lands on neko's shlouder*
Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at ember from my den*
Blue_jollyrancher: hello?
Logan_lightning_dragon: hey
Furryanimeboy: hey blue
Shell61_taken: hi blue
Blue_jollyrancher: hi
Blue_jollyrancher: tf happened last night I was gone
Logan_lightning_dragon: *flys to neko* can i at least apologize to you
Mxangel: Hi blue
Blue_jollyrancher: hi
Nekogirl: NO
Nekogirl: didnt mean to caps
Shell61_taken: *shapshifts back human* neko be nice....
Nekogirl: hi blue
Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at shell then flys away*
Blue_jollyrancher: hi neko how are you
Nekogirl: i didnt mean to caps
Nekogirl: im good
Blue_jollyrancher: thats good
Blue_jollyrancher: i'll be back later
Mxangel: Not much happened. People argued, and dr k was worried you were leavin bc of it
Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at shell from my den*
Shell61_taken: *sitting on ground looking down*
Mommymilkers42069: theyre trying to put pickles on cupcakes
Mxangel: Ok imma brb too