Obamabinladen: yo just misses the face altogether Nekogirl: one of my many flaws, but i know where the clit is so theres that Furryanimeboy: so im safe good Furryanimegirl: i would like to believe im a good kisser, and you bet you arent, *runs after Furyanimeboy* Shell61_taken: ....... Nekogirl: *ties furryboy's shoelaces together* Furryanimeboy: FUCK *falls* Furryanimeboy: gtg brb Mommymilkers42069: haha Furryanimegirl: Dammit Nekogirl: he leaves at the wort times Nekogirl: wort wort wort Shell61_taken: lmao Furryanimegirl: ikr Th3cr00kedman: ?? Nekogirl: i need a drink or titties or something Nekogirl: most likely a drink Nekogirl: cause im not getting titties and i dont know what "or something" is Th3cr00kedman: May I suggest the nearest pub to your location if it is a drink you are after Nekogirl: i own a bar Th3cr00kedman: Nice Nekogirl: also i drunk myself blind last time Nekogirl: 2 full bottles of french vodka in under an hour, how the fuck am i still alive (anon): https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0?ui=2&ik=f29ac3d44e&attid=0.6&permmsgid=msg-a:r7270979295278611809&th=17d9f6df406f40a2&view=fimg&fur=ip&sz=s0-l75-ft&attbid=ANGjdJ-uc6DoKQxShkg2HoGnbYwzOGg9wOaShQjeFerS89wTpurSh71xGOZNCQMBvYGuyHK92jT5j8LxUPoU76yk_ZSksQjj_J7pdQv-8PIMOvqO7JOWkA8yzUB6mXw&disp=emb&realattid=ii_kwz0ekho5 Shell61_taken: last time i drunk was mouthes ago... Th3cr00kedman: That... Is definitely not healthy... Th3cr00kedman: Neko Nekogirl: yeah no i should have gotten cirrosis Th3cr00kedman: How on earth are you alive Nekogirl: but my body resists alcohol like it resists capitalism Nekogirl: i honestly have no fuckin idea how im still alive Nekogirl: i probably should be Nekogirl: ded Nekogirl: i was even shot :3 Nekogirl: by my brother of all people Logan_single: hey Nekogirl: oh hes back Logan_single: what not happy to see me Logan_single: :) Nekogirl: nice attention grab last time, real tear jerker, and no im not Logan_single: why lmao Th3cr00kedman: To be honest the fact you are still alive is a damn miracle. Perhaps you should take this as a sign that you might have a purpose that still needs to be fulfilled Shell61_taken: hi logan... Logan_single: hey shell..... Nekogirl: dont joke about suicide to someone whho has tried it logan Logan_single: i have to dumb ass Logan_single: more than i can count Nekogirl: hmm Nekogirl: yeah scars dont really go away do they Logan_single: nope Shell61_taken: ...... Mommymilkers42069: they never really go Logan_single: sorry shell ill stop if im making you uncomfortable Nekogirl: well no more talking about suicide Mommymilkers42069: ^ Logan_single: *hugs shell* Shell61_taken: *hugs back* it's ok Nekogirl: *twitches a bit* Nekogirl: im gonna go.... Logan_single: *looks at neko and smiles* Logan_single: bye Shell61_taken: ok bye Nekogirl: mybe not Nekogirl: im not leave logan near you without me around Shell61_taken: ......... Nydelok: uia Logan_single: *stands next to shell* Nydelok: forgot the slash lol Nekogirl: i dont particularly trust him since he makes up relationships with people who are nice to him in his head and thinks they're true Separatio: i heard what happened Logan_single: *hits neko* Nekogirl: *stares motherfuckerly* Lilly_poison_dragon: ello Logan_single: i dont want to fight you but i will if i have to Logan_single: hey Nekogirl: logan i dont think you'd win that fight..... (anon): e Shell61_taken: .-. Logan_single: *pins neko so he cant move* you sure about that Poison: SISSY!!! (anon): ayo? Mommymilkers42069: both of you quit it Nekogirl: *pushes you off lie a stray kitten* yeah i am Shell61_taken: *pulls logan away* (anon): no gay anal here Poison: -She wuld run over to neko and hug her big brther- Logan_single: *punches neko and breaks his nose* Nekogirl: listen logan, i think we gonna have to meet up and settle this irl at somepoint Nekogirl: *heals* (anon): *Dwayne Eyebrow raise* Logan_single: fine where you wanna meet up Mommymilkers42069: you both better not. Shell61_taken: oh god Nekogirl: not now i dont think either of us are in a position to go anywhere to meet up (anon): rip Nekogirl: also i hope you dont mind im bringing my backpack Logan_single: *walks away and looks at shell* Poison: -She would hug her big brother tighter- Brother are you ok?! Nekogirl: eh i might kill him Nekogirl: not sure Logan_single: try me Shell61_taken: -_- Nekogirl: he acts big but you get a lot smaller when you hit the floor Poison: -Poison would look at logan- piss off! Separatio: https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp3500699.jpg Nekogirl: but hes not worth my time, its less time that i can spend with shell, so im not going to fight Logan_single: *looks at poison with fire in my eyes* Logan_single: *picks up shell* Nekogirl: *throws water in logans face* beat it Nekogirl: and leave her here Logan_single: *walks away* Shell61_taken: ...... Nekogirl: *teleports shell to me* mine~ Poison: -Poison would sick her tongue out at logan- Logan_single: even tho youre cheating on her Poison: stick** Nekogirl: logan you are the new lili, congrats Nekogirl: and with who? Logan_single: we all know it even shell knows it Nekogirl: logan give us a name (anon): ._. (anon): oh boy more discourse Logan_single: no because idk theyre names but we know you are Nekogirl: so you are just trying to be an ass without knowing anything Trees_the_proto: yello...? Shell61_taken: hi trees...... Nekogirl: trees if you are have a good day, close out the tab (anon): damn Poison: -Poison would climb up a tree- Logan_single: *puts shell down easy* im done with you neko we were friends and now i regret everything ive ever said nice to you Trees_the_proto: *Racks Shotgun* was that a threat neko. Nekogirl: logan you where never nice to me or my friend Nekogirl: no trees it was a warning that i was arguing Poison: -poison would slip and fall out of the tree- Nydelok: wut is goin on? Logan_single: *catches poison* Nekogirl: logan stop touching people Logan_single: *puts you down* Charles: Wtf people get a life Trees_the_proto: I never get good days, neko. Poison: -Poison would scream as she ran to her big brother neko- Logan_single: *walks away* Shell61_taken: neko be nice..... Nekogirl: *puts my hand on her head* Nekogirl: i am she doesnt like him Poison: Brother h-he touched me.. Logan_single: *stops* no one does and no one ever has Charles: Idk these people crazy Poison: -Her arm had a speck of blood on it- Shell61_taken: ik but be nice... Nekogirl: i cant kill him if thats what you want Nekogirl: *puts a bandage on you* Poison: T-thank you brother Logan_single: *looks at shell* Nekogirl: im starting to hate irrational people Shell61_taken: *walks and sets in corner* Nekogirl: logan, lili, puro on a bad day, etc. Logan_single: *walks over to her* hey im sorry Mommymilkers42069: *sits by shell* Shell61_taken: it's ok Nekogirl: ill stop and be good, Shell61_taken: oh hi milk Logan_single: no it isnt i fucked up*hugs shell* Poison: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD!? Nekogirl: no Timebother: ye Nekogirl: little girls shouldnt say bad words Timebother: poison me please Shell61_taken: *hugs back* Trees_the_proto: *Sighs* I´ll grab a rpg just in case... Poison: -she looks at logan- YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH! Nydelok: Y'all are crazy Nekogirl: *smacks you* bad Timebother: and retarded Poison: -Wimpers- Logan_single: *looks at poison* ik i am poison Nekogirl: dont swear young child Nydelok: Roleplaying in a Cards against Humanity chat room Mommymilkers42069: *hugs shell* Timebother: kill me Shell61_taken: *hugs back* Trees_the_proto: Welcome To Cards, Dipshit Timebother: tipshid Logan_single: *gets up and walks away* Charles: Im not worried about offending them its an offensive game so /w Th3cr00kedman Shell61_taken: oop- Nekogirl: hmmm Nekogirl: *shrugs* Mommymilkers42069: *pats shell* how are you Logan_single: *sighs and says under my breath* no one loves me....... Charles: Wtf Logan_single: *walks over to neko* hey.....im sorry about that Shell61_taken: i'mok.... Nekogirl: *starts sipping tea in the opposite corner* Nydelok: You know, y'all could make a game and do this away from here... I'm sure one of y'all is on an ALT Timebother: *gets up and leaves because I hate role playing* Kia_tomboy_girl: -Walks into chat- Logan_single: neko Nekogirl: im not apologising Logan_single: im sorry Th3cr00kedman: This is getting into some weird territory... Kia_tomboy_girl: ouh Th3cr00kedman: I have no clue what on earth is going on.. Nydelok: People are roleplaying for whatever reasomn Nydelok: reason* Logan_single: but i will neko because im going to be the man and apologize Kia_tomboy_girl: There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house. Their_in_the_trees: whelp, welcome to cards... Logan_single: *sits next to neko* Nekogirl: logan im gonna be the bitch and tell you to go to heaven, cause hell doesnt need you Nydelok: He'd probably enjoy Hell a bit too much Poison: -She would glare at logan- Back off Logan_single: *looks at poison* fine*leaves* Logan_single: brb Nekogirl: posion what have you learned about swearing Shell61_taken: *sitting in corner* Poison: not to swear -n- Nekogirl: *goes to sit by shell* may i? Nekogirl: good posion im glad you're learning Shell61_taken: yea... Mommymilkers42069: *still hugging shell* Shell61_taken: .... Nekogirl: *flops down flat on my face beside shell* i know im an idiot ill behave next time Shell61_taken: *pats neko's head* Nekogirl: *weak thumbs up* Shell61_taken: *slightly smiles* Nekogirl: ill be good next time i promise Nekogirl: just no more booping Shell61_taken: ok.. *boops neko's nose Shell61_taken: oops sorry.. Nekogirl: *sighs* you are so lucky you're cute~ Logan_single: hey back.... Shell61_taken: wb Logan_single: *sigh* thanks..... Shell61_taken: np... Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would fly over to logan and pick him up with her feet and fly high into the sky- Logan_single: *in shock* woah hey Nekogirl: i want pets and to not be anywhere but beside you :3 Shell61_taken: :3 Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would just keep flying as the sun shined through her white wings- Nekogirl: i think those are decent wishes what do you think shell? Logan_single: *turns into dragon* Shell61_taken: i think the same Nekogirl: well then ill be beside you as long as i can :3 Logan_single: *looks at ember* Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would let go- Nekogirl: class change TwT Logan_single: Lightning Dragon Wallpaper posted by Samantha Thompson Logan_single: *looks at ember* why did you bring me here Shell61_taken: *shapshifts into a eagle* Ember_fire_dragon: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww1.flightrising.com%2Fforums%2Fdrs%2F2617562&psig=AOvVaw0_UAqfElczkPWaFLb_6xQ3&ust=1639146167690000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCNDY9L711vQCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAF Ember_fire_dragon: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fdotesports.com%2Fmtg%2Fnews%2Fevery-legendary-dragon-in-mtgs-dd-adventures-in-the-forgotten-realms&psig=AOvVaw3owxi6ExN7yc2CDvvOdjFG&ust=1639146228079000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCIjL3Nj11vQCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Ember_fire_dragon: (Thats meh in the day) Logan_single: *Sighs* i ....... dont know what to say ember Nekogirl: why am i now dating a birb Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would fly around logan- Logan_single: *flys up* Shell61_taken: lmao Furryanimeboy: im back what i miss Shell61_taken: not much Nekogirl: fat birbs are borbs Nekogirl: you are not a borb Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would land on a rock- Logan_single: *catches ember* Logan_single: *lands next to ember* Shell61_taken: *is shapshifted into a eagle* Logan_single: *looks at ember* why did you bring me here Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would just look around- Logan_single: *sighs and lays down* Shell61_taken: *flys around* Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at ember then flys away to my den* Nekogirl: i gotta admit its hard to kiss an eagle.... Shell61_taken: lol...... Shell61_taken: *flys and lands on neko's shlouder* Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at ember from my den* Blue_jollyrancher: hello? Logan_lightning_dragon: hey Furryanimeboy: hey blue Shell61_taken: hi blue Blue_jollyrancher: hi Blue_jollyrancher: tf happened last night I was gone Logan_lightning_dragon: *flys to neko* can i at least apologize to you Mxangel: Hi blue Blue_jollyrancher: hi Nekogirl: NO Nekogirl: didnt mean to caps Shell61_taken: *shapshifts back human* neko be nice.... Nekogirl: hi blue Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at shell then flys away* Blue_jollyrancher: hi neko how are you Nekogirl: i didnt mean to caps Nekogirl: im good Blue_jollyrancher: thats good Blue_jollyrancher: i'll be back later Mxangel: Not much happened. People argued, and dr k was worried you were leavin bc of it Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at shell from my den* Shell61_taken: *sitting on ground looking down* Mommymilkers42069: theyre trying to put pickles on cupcakes Mxangel: Ok imma brb too Logan_lightning_dragon: *sighs and lays down*mind:shes beautiful Ember_fire_dragon: Te traje aquí porque hay muchos dragones desapareciendo Logan_lightning_dragon: *flys to ember* Logan_lightning_dragon: oh....... Ember_fire_dragon: -She would look at him- Nekogirl: i didnt mean to caps when responding to logan, but now ima seismic facepalm Ember_fire_dragon: ¿Puedes entenderme? Logan_lightning_dragon: *lays down next to ember* Logan_lightning_dragon: yes Mommymilkers42069: wtf- Shell61_taken: idfk Ember_fire_dragon: sí Flokian: whats going on here Shell61_taken: idk Logan_lightning_dragon: but id prefer yu to speak english Logan_lightning_dragon: you* Flokian: where are you guys from Logan_lightning_dragon: merica Flokian: oh nice i´m from germany Furryanimeboy: MERICA FUCK YA Logan_lightning_dragon: Sprichst du Deutsch Shell61_taken: i'm from usa Nekogirl: us Flokian: wenn ich aus deutschland komme, spreche ich wahrscheinlich deutsch, ja XD Shell61_taken: ? Flokian: its german Logan_lightning_dragon: if i come from germany i probably speak german, yes XD Flokian: right haha Furryanimeboy: Gott sei Dank lerne ich gerade Deutsch Logan_lightning_dragon: same lol Charles: I do Methamphetamine Flokian: als ob hier alle deutsch können Blue_jollyrancher: ??? Charles: Mixed with ketamine and cocaine powder Logan_lightning_dragon: lol right flo Flokian: can you give it to me hahaha Ember_fire_dragon: LOGAN WTF IM POISON!?! Charles: Heil das fuerer Blue_jollyrancher: Poison? Logan_lightning_dragon: oh Shell61_taken: LMFAO Logan_lightning_dragon: my b Flokian: charles dont do so please Nekogirl: logan they have the same rp way how could you not know Ember_fire_dragon: DONT CUDDLE ME! I DONT LIKE YOU. Logan_lightning_dragon: im stupid cant you tell Logan_lightning_dragon: fine jesus Nekogirl: what did i say about yelling i have a headache Ember_fire_dragon: sorry.. Nekogirl: eh its fine Logan_single: *flys away depressed* Poison: -Huff- god damn cant even use my other rp names with out geting hit on -n- Mommymilkers42069: *hugs poison* Blue_jollyrancher: Hi Poison Poison: -She hugs milk back- Nekogirl: cause all logan does is shoot and miss Blue_jollyrancher: ^ Poison: hi blue Logan_single: im sic of this im done with this chat Nekogirl: doesnt matter who aslo long as you have tits hes there Blue_jollyrancher: ^ Poison: xD logan you finaly leaving? Flokian: this chat is crazy lol Shell61_taken: .-. Logan_single: *hugs shell* might not see you shell bye.............. Shell61_taken: *hugs back* bye..... Logan_single: ill miss you...... Sannkaed: its hard to believe im not going to be in school until January Shell61_taken: i will too Poison: ok now your trying to ******* guilt trip me Logan_single: .... Flokian: why do you learn german, its a difficult language? Logan_single: no Furryanimeboy: ? i'm so confused i guess i missed something cause i just got back Squidcoder: ayo ayo Shell61_taken: *goes to corner* hi Squid...... Logan_single: you know what im not leaving Flokian: yay Logan_single: just to annoy neko Poison: es por eso que nunca puedes conseguir una novia, porque los culpa a todos Logan_single: and poison Nekogirl: im not annoyed though Landon010: GOOD MORNING VIETNAM Nekogirl: hi landon :3 Nekogirl: gib hug Landon010: hi neko Flokian: caps ahhh XD Logan_single: i dont tho poison Squidcoder: hey lando Shell61_taken: *hugs neko and doesn'tlet go* Nekogirl: *pats your head* im sorry Shell61_taken: it's ok Poison: Logan deja que no hagas lo correcto. tu el principal problema aquí, la culpa se dispara todo el tiempo, coqueteando con todo el mundo, ERES PARA DIOS MALDITO TOQUE Logan_single: *sighs and walk away* Landon010: hi Shell61_taken: hi landon Landon010: hi Logan_single: nope not at all poison Squidcoder: opening up a card game. any one down? Logan_single: me Landon010: sure Nekogirl: posion is making a lot of sense Landon010: lets all play Flokian: logan why do you learn german, its a difficult language? Logan_single: nope its easy Furryanimeboy: REMEMBER SON DYINGS GAY Nekogirl: english is harder Squidcoder: whisper at me if you wanna join the card game Poison: USTED SABE LO QUE LOGAN SE FOLLÓ ESPERO QUE SU FELIZ HAGA UN LLORAR DE 14 AÑOS PORQUE USTED TENÍA QUE CULPABLE TRIP ELLA Blue_jollyrancher: bye guys see yaaa later Shell61_taken: bye bluey Flokian: yes for me as german native it is but i think german is quite harder to learn Poison: bye blue Nekogirl: shell are you still birb? Shell61_taken: no i human Nekogirl: aw, i was gonna make a horny joke TwT Furryanimeboy: WAS ZUM FICKEN GEHT ALS ALS WÄRE ICH SO VERWIRRT Landon010: 0-0 Nekogirl: but i like human you more than birb you so this is better Poison: - The 14 year old would run off crying- Landon010: yea Flokian: im mean in english you say "the" in german you say "der" (male), "die" (female) or "das" (neuter) Landon010: guten tag Poison: Heh looky what logan said Poison: Logan_single: tbh im happy you are crying i never cared for you i never wanted to be your friend and you can rot in hell and be tortured in the most cruel and evil way possible Flokian: hallo alle zusammen Furryanimeboy: WHY DID JEWS LIKE HARRY POTTER Timebother: i failed german Timebother: Logan_single: tbh im happy you are crying i never cared for you i never wanted to be your friend and you can rot in hell and be tortured in the most cruel and evil way possible Timebother: jesus christ Logan_single: yeah so what poison i say that from the bottom of my heart:) Furryanimeboy: BECAUSE THEY KNEW HE COULD ESCAPE THE CHAMBERS Flokian: why are you all interested in learning german? Nekogirl: after you hit on her as soon as she was nice to yo Logan_single: its easy thats why Nekogirl: you* Timebother: why are you all interested in learning german? Timebother: for school Timebother: i had to Timebother: i failed Logan_single: no because ithought she was someone else Timebother: smh Poison: Espero que te des cuenta de que le dijiste eso a una niña de 14 años que fue violada cuando tenía 8 Nekogirl: logan we both know thats bull Feep: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE Depresseddom52: yoo Nekogirl: you tried to hit on milk too Timebother: nice Depresseddom52: ayo? Flokian: time where are you from Logan_single: thats very funny poison im laughing my ass off rn Nekogirl: dom can you rail logan for me? Feep: hey dadys Landon010: i like mommy milkers Depresseddom52: No Nekogirl: cool Logan_single: because idgaf Timebother: where Furryanimeboy: someone plz explain WTF IS GOING ON Poison: logan i hope you realized you said that to a 14 year old that was raped when she was 8 Commiebastard: ayo what- Timebother: nice Feep: wtf Exagoni: hi Timebother: hi Th3cr00kedman: Heya commie this is what I was talking about earlier Logan_single: ik what you said poison and i think thats funny and that explains how fucked up of a girl you are Depresseddom52: 🤨📸 Squidcoder: Yo how is everyone today? Poison: .... Timebother: damn Depresseddom52: 🤨📸 Landon010: caught in 4k Timebother: f Logan_single: idgaf Poison: IT WAS MY BIO DAD Logan_single: its true Commiebastard: i see Flokian: im good Feep: dang got her ass