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Gayfurry45: Now, are we gonna play nice or
Mommymilkers42069: welp ill brb
Callmelili: Maybe
Callmelili: NOOOO
Callmelili: Cheese
Gayfurry45: Alright
Gayfurry45: I have two options
Callmelili: Yesh
Gayfurry45: The one with the most votes wins
Callmelili: What-
Familiarpenalty: ?
Gayfurry45: Porn (most of it is furry but not all) or the rest of the memes
Familiarpenalty: gay furry, no porn
Familiarpenalty: no furry porn, or porn here, im in fucking school rn
Gayfurry45: Most if it is not gay
Exagoni: hi
Familiarpenalty: no
Callmelili: Daddy
Familiarpenalty: no porn
Familiarpenalty: espessialy gay porn in here, IM IN FUCKING CLASS
Nekogirl: ok im back
Callmelili: DADDY
Exagoni: someone sent little einsteins porn in my discord server
Nekogirl: didnt wreck
Exagoni: and my teacher almost saw it on my screen
Callmelili: DADDY
Nekogirl: also got reeses
Gayfurry45: Neko, porn or meme
Callmelili: ACK
Nekogirl: meme furry
Familiarpenalty: jesus christ exagoni
Callmelili: Porn
Exagoni: ikr
Gayfurry45: https://i.imgur.com/zpkEe8L.mp4
Exagoni: it's fucked up
Gayfurry45: Meme wins
Callmelili: Aw
Familiarpenalty: my teacher almost saw my secret stash of porn on my chromebook
Exagoni: why do you have porn on your chromebook
Nekogirl: i cant see imgur links
Exagoni: is it a personal one
Callmelili: IM GONNA CUM
Familiarpenalty: no school, which for some reason, havent been to the office yet
Exagoni: oh
Familiarpenalty: plus, its my only WORKING device
Exagoni: rip
Familiarpenalty: everything else i have is broken
Familiarpenalty: so... i have to use other means to find ways around the blockers on this
Exagoni: i fucking hate my communicating class
Familiarpenalty: COMMUNICATIONS SUCK
Exagoni: i'm required to do a 6 minute speech
Exagoni: if i want to pass the class
Familiarpenalty: i had to do that too
Nekogirl: gtg
Callmelili: Fruending
Nekogirl: again
Familiarpenalty: rip
Exagoni: we shouldn't be forced into doing presentations
Familiarpenalty: get fucked
Exagoni: i'm just gonna skip school when it's due
Exagoni: fuck it
Familiarpenalty: exagoni, i fucking hated that class, because in the past inever had anxiety of speaking infront of people before, until my teacher had to mention something about it
Exagoni: yea
Exagoni: i wish teachers would realize anxiety is real
Callmelili: Yeah
Callmelili: IM HAVING TO CUM
Gayfurry45: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546377726290952193/548998857237725205/I_got_this_new_anime_plot.mp4
Trees_the_proto: Yello…?
Exagoni: hi
Callmelili: Daddy
Gayfurry45: http://img.picturequotes.com/2/674/673128/is-there-anything-better-than-pussy-yeah-a-really-good-book-quote-1.jpg
Blue_jollyrancher: hey trees
Callmelili: daddy damien
Gayfurry45: Im still posting memes
Jesus69: yooo
Jesus69: i'm in school rn, lmao
Exagoni: lol
Jesus69: anyways peace bitches
Exagoni: i don't even have a script for the presentation
Exagoni: ugh
Exagoni: but it gives me more of a reason to skip school that day so
Gayfurry45: You all need a good book to get you away from the horny and closer to god
Exagoni: "book good technology bad"
Nekogirl: back
Exagoni: welcome back
Trees_the_proto: But isn’t a gayfurry always horny..?
Exagoni: hm
Blue_jollyrancher: Hello?
Gayfurry45: Thats an Off topic question
Exagoni: hi
Blue_jollyrancher: hi
Blue_jollyrancher: imma go bye
Exagoni: ok
Exagoni: bye
Mxangel: Ok
Trees_the_proto: Is reaper here…?
Callmelili: Yeah
Trees_the_proto: Don’t believe in any words lili says..
Callmelili: He is here
Nekogirl: hes online, afk i think
Trees_the_proto: Good good…, don’t need horni in chat…
Callmelili: Ugly
Nekogirl: tree i would be in a private game, it wouldnt be here~
Furryanimeboy: *still a corgi walks up to neko* hewo
Nekogirl: hi
Exagoni: hopefully that person doesnt come back and erps as my ocs
Callmelili: MOVE
Exagoni: that was annoying
Nekogirl: you're so cute:3
Furryanimeboy: ^////^ thx can i get head pats
Mxangel: >_>
Callmelili: *pats*
Nekogirl: *scratches your ears*
Furryanimeboy: *tail starts wagging*
Nekogirl: *hugs you*
Furryanimeboy: T////T why
Nekogirl: hmm, killed chat...
Nekogirl: oh because you are cute and fluffy :3
Gayfurry45: Wrong, burn chat
Nekogirl: furry i have done that
Nekogirl: i had.....qoutes
Femboyreaper: AHHHHH
(anon): hi
Trees_the_proto: …?
Mxangel: Hello anon
Nekogirl: hi anon
Shell61_single: ?...
Generic: wsp
Callmelili: Cancer
Blue_jollyrancher: Hello?
Nekogirl: hi blue
(anon): hi
Blue_jollyrancher: Hi
Trees_the_proto: Anyone on?
Nekogirl: i went on the interstate for the first time
Blue_jollyrancher: ye
Blue_jollyrancher: noice
Nekogirl: i dont like 65 mph TwT
Blue_jollyrancher: damn you won't like hill jumping then
Shell61_single: *is kitten*
Furryanimeboy: *still a corgi walks over to blue * hewo
Nekogirl: now make the dog and cat kiss :3
Blue_jollyrancher: aww hello cutie *I pet furry's head*
(anon): *transforms into a husky irish setter mix*
Furryanimeboy: *tail starts to wag*
Blue_jollyrancher: Days like this I wish I was an antro wolf irl
(anon): y
Nekogirl: i guess neither of them saw what i wrote
Callmelili: Hi guys :3
Trees_the_proto: Nope
Blue_jollyrancher: No I did
(anon): hi
Callmelili: How r u
(anon): good
Blue_jollyrancher: wired on monster
Blue_jollyrancher: i've had 4 or 5
Furryanimeboy: i did i chose to ignore it
Gayfurry45: Noice
Mxangel: Oh wow, be careful with all those energy drinks
Gayfurry45: If you drink 2 five hour energy, does it stack time or energy
Blue_jollyrancher: *I scratch behind furry's ears*
Mxangel: Your liver's gonna hate you if you keep drinking that much
Callmelili: HEY BABE *shits aggresivly*
(anon): *william sees connor wearing a hoodie*
Blue_jollyrancher: Well I hate me most days so I'll be fine
(anon): "OMG he's so cute in that" he squeals
Furryanimeboy: *starts to fall asleep with tail wagging even more*
Generic: ...
Blue_jollyrancher: *I pick up furry and put him in my hoodie pocket*
Blue_jollyrancher: heya Gen
(anon): *he sneaks up behind connor*
Feces: hello early chat
Nekogirl: lonely
Callmelili: *cums*
(anon): *hugs him from behind causing connor to look and blush*
Feces: ??????????????????????????????
(anon): "oh um hi willie"
Callmelili: Funny
Gayfurry45: This chat is fucked
Callmelili: HEY MY N
(anon): "you're so cute in that hoodie" UwU
(anon): "oh thanks babe" he blushes
Shell61_single: *is kitten and sitting on the gun table*
Feces: this chat is more fucked than your mother
Shell61_single: .-.
Feces: ok
Nekogirl: *hugs shell*
Doggo: x is equal to negative b plus or minus the squareeeee root
Nekogirl: hi doggo
Feces: ok quadratic equation
Generic: oh yuh tas my shit doggo
Doggo: b squared minus 4 ac all over 2 a
Feces: ok now post cubic formula
Doggo: uh
Doggo: bye
Gayfurry45: I dont have a mother, shes a dead druggy
Furryanimeboy: 1+1=3
Callmelili: Ffs help
Feces: dam
Feces: 1=1
Gayfurry45: 9+10
Generic: ^
Blue_jollyrancher: 21
Doggo: ^
Generic: ^
Feces: ^
Doggo: ^
Furryanimeboy: mom =1 + dad= 1=child =3
Shell61_single: *tries to hug neko back but i'm a kitten(
Mommymilkers42069: im so stressed
Feces: hi so stressed
Mommymilkers42069: its not funny
Feces: apologies
Callmelili: LOL
Mommymilkers42069: thanks
Callmelili: Zthats me
Mommymilkers42069: not funny
Mommymilkers42069: there may be a shooter at me school on friday
Furryanimeboy: *whimpers at milk * nu stress plz
Feces: woohoo america
Mommymilkers42069: its pretty hard
Mommymilkers42069: writte in the girls bathroom
Doggo: i'll be back later guys
Mommymilkers42069: ok bye doggo
Gayfurry45: Adios
Feces: i once knew an account that was just "gayfurry" no numbers
Feces: crazy
Mommymilkers42069: i feel like passing out
Gayfurry45: Drink honey with a little bit a sugar and tea
Gayfurry45: Make sure the tea and sugar are separate
Mommymilkers42069: im in school
Gayfurry45: Oh that suck, dont know how to help then
Feces: a good rule of thumb is that if you can't do anything about something, it's best not to worry about it
i understand though that that probably doesn't help
Mommymilkers42069: but what about the school shooting.
Mommymilkers42069: i got sent to the principals saying that they knew i know the person that didnt. I DIDNT KNOE
Feces: neither of those things sounds like your fault
Familiarpenalty: just fucking say that you don't know shit, and whoever said that you knew lied
Mommymilkers42069: well brb in a bit
Feces: best of luck
Gayfurry45: Easiest thing to do is tell them it was you, ive got in trouble for the same thing its the easiest way out
Mommymilkers42069: and now they probably called my dad and stepmom who is a cop
Familiarpenalty: ok, real quick, what the fuck happened
Mommymilkers42069: the cop was in the room and i didnt do it
Feces: just tell the truth
Mommymilkers42069: i did
Mommymilkers42069: i didnt do it
Feces: then good
Gayfurry45: Cause once they figure out its not you they move on completely thinking your a stupid kid
Feces: the best course of action is to comply in honesty
Mommymilkers42069: they keps saying i know who did it. i kept saying i didnt know
Mommymilkers42069: which i didnt
Familiarpenalty: tell them it wasn't you, you don't know shit about whats going on
Feces: yea that's how questioning works
Mommymilkers42069: i did
Familiarpenalty: like how i don't know wtf is going on
Shell61_single: wiredos
Mommymilkers42069: they didnt believe me
Feces: ok and
Familiarpenalty: keep saying it, reinofrce the fact you don't know shit, and it wasn't you
Shell61_single: *is a kitten*
Mommymilkers42069: i did
Nekogirl: *picks up shell and hugs her* cute~
Mommymilkers42069: they kept saying i know who did
Familiarpenalty: *picks shell up and boops her nose*
Feces: it doesn't really matter what the believe for the moment
Generic: bruh...
Feces: they will get to the truth eventually and you will be innocent
Shell61_single: hey!
Familiarpenalty: yeah
Familiarpenalty: if as long they do not arrest you
Feces: that's not how arrests work
Mommymilkers42069: *takes shell and just hugs her*
Familiarpenalty: *takes her back, and yeets her into a cubby*
Feces: j.
Gayfurry45: "Everyone is innocent until proven guilty"
Mommymilkers42069: *snatches her and just hugs her*
Nekogirl: *hugs milk*
Feces: among us
Familiarpenalty: *snatches her back, and and yeets her*
Shell61_single: eee to tight!
Mommymilkers42069: Fucking stop *grabs her and hugs*
Familiarpenalty: you stop, *grabs her back, and fucking hides her in a pocket dimension*
Shell61_single: eeh to tight!
Familiarpenalty: *puts a bowl of milk beside her in a pocket dimension*
Shell61_single: *knocks it over*
Doggo: NEKO?!?!?!?!
Gayfurry45: Correction correction, im always guilty but no one will ever know that
Mommymilkers42069: ...
Nekogirl: what....
Nekogirl: did i do now....
Familiarpenalty: furry, we know that
Doggo: you were fucking someone else?!?!?!
Gayfurry45: Yea but you dont know where to find them
Shell61_single: *the mlik spill when i knock i over*
Nekogirl: do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
Feces: gayfurry has had sex with everyone.
Mommymilkers42069: im tired of people
Blue_jollyrancher: I had too much sugar today
Blue_jollyrancher: its only 10:48
Shell61_single: * gets out of pocket*
Gayfurry45: Im a whore but come on, not everyone
Nekogirl: yeah me and furry have a bad track record
Shell61_single: I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE
Nekogirl: *picks up shell*
Shell61_single: no put me down
Nekogirl: shoulda stayed quiet~
Gayfurry45: Im trying to do better
Nekogirl: im, being force to do better
Doofy420: I am back :)
Leviathan1882: Hello?
Leviathan1882: IM back,
Leviathan1882: I'm*
Shell61_single: PUT ME DOWN NEKO
Nekogirl: nu
Generic: dont tell me ur doing vore///
Nekogirl: *puts you down to hide the bite mark on my neck*
Blue_jollyrancher: i'll be back in a bit
Leviathan1882: My dad said that 15 years ago, I wonder when he will be back
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Queenoftea: hello ppl
Nekogirl: hi queen tea :3
Feces: hellooo
Nekogirl: *poofs into cat*
Queenoftea: yes~
Queenoftea: hello Cat
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Generic: hot
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Nekogirl: hi miss
Mommymilkers42069: i wanna go cry lol
Shell61_single: ello qeen *is kitten*
Generic: *is gay*
Queenoftea: oh...i now have TWO CATS
Queenoftea: huehue
Mommymilkers42069: hi queennn
Nekogirl: *poofs into hooker me*
Nekogirl: one cat
Shell61_single: well u see qeen i'm a kitten
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Queenoftea: Ok..so...i have a useless tiny cat...
Doggo: wtf is everything you're sending lmaooo
Shell61_single: mhm.....
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Nekogirl: *poofs into regular me* and a bullet proof catgirl
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Gayfurry45: God i hate this
Generic: he jus shows up once a day and posts like 15 different reddit memes
Generic: then dips
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Feces: thanks for the gold kind stranger
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Nekogirl: i actually like that one
Shell61_single: *shapshifts into my human self*
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Doofy420: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7VDJ-ltz0mlDKf_Q3DEx25vp7MSYYQC9iQQ&usqp=CAU
Generic: DOOFY
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Sannkaed: please fucking off yourself
Doofy420: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMzAdnNZz-_Yk8XQ12C401ttlUS0AIHW-HrA&usqp=CAU
Nekogirl: ok the reddit symbol one it hot~
Sannkaed: youre hot
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Nekogirl: careful reaper might hear you
Sannkaed: lol
Generic: amogus shoes
Nekogirl: are your teeth chattering?
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Sannkaed: those are teeth retard
Sannkaed: boy what the hell
Cuk: uhh
Nekogirl: ....wow, im digusted
Cuk: what did i walk in on?
Sannkaed: idk
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Nekogirl: a redditor
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Sannkaed: wrinkles nose
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Feces: reddit is gayer than 18 cowboys in the showers
Doggo: ^
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Doofy420: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IZjhOln7-eA/maxresdefault.jpg
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Nekogirl: no
Doofy420: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1mtbJA9I-2NggMugdCEpeUeOKr4ZgiR8ZHw&usqp=CAU
Nekogirl: not larry
Nekogirl: please not larry
Doofy420: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wBLj6fFElcg/maxresdefault.jpg
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Nekogirl: why the fuck would you corrupt larry
Doggo: alr bye cuties~ <3
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Nekogirl: xavier
Nekogirl: nu
Cuk: no
Nekogirl: squrriel's latest scheeme
Doofy420: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGeqlPaErG_cjNjWkYCSCsdwx7cP0bbaCD54xR3qDLDfJ-bk3BqS5OkThE3lzvwG4e9Wg&usqp=CAU
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Gayfurry45: What will cartoonz do next? Find out next time on dragon ball Z
Feces: stop posting about reddit i'm tired of seeing it
Separatio: pain
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Nekogirl: sad part is, someone would do it
Weewoowagon won the round!
Lelodance left.
Cupoftea: MOMMY
Captain11: Hi tea
Cupoftea: hii cap
Cupoftea: uwu
Captain11: ……
Cupoftea: watt
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Sounds gay
Cupoftea: oh hiii new buddy
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: My pants remain unzipped lol
Cupoftea: lol
Cupoftea: why?
Captain11: Put your dick away
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: Mainly to let my gut spill out
Cupoftea: your gut?
Ohnoigluedmybuttholeshut: My gut
Cupoftea: oooh