Jennette McCurdy Nude Selfies Released

Former Nickelodeon star Jennette McCurdy appears to show off her nude body in the recently released selfie photos above and below.

The timing of the release of these nude selfies is certainly coincidental, as it was recently announced that Jennette’s show “iCarly” would be rebooted without Jennette on it.

No doubt by flaunting her tits and ass like this, Jennette is reminding Nickelodeon producers of what they are going to be missing out on by not casting her in the reboot.

Unfortunately for Jennette the producers at Nickelodeon are all raging pedophiles, and will certainly be unmoved by seeing her middle-aged mammaries and senior citizen shit box… Just as us pious Muslim men are.