Me, smelling various jars of I don’t know what to figure out What It Is: I’m a witch
Me, surrounded by tarot cards that card roasting me, crying: I’m a witch
Me, touching any cat ever: I’m a witch
Me, staring at all the notebooks I bought for grimoires while holding the composition notebook I Actually Use: I’m a witch
Me, choking on incense smoke: I’m a witch
Me, spilling tea everywhere: I’m a witch