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My mum and I just sit in the same room together, using our phones instead of interacting with each other, I think we’ve reached the bff stage

These Ola/Uber drivers making me pay extra bec of traffic???? Like mf did I cause it?
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Showering w your s/o makes you feel like both of y’all just absolutely worship each other it’s so top tier 
If my man wishes you happy birthday, you can keep him tbh bec why tf is he happy it’s your birthday???
The sexual tension between me and not knowing how to receive any form of love from another person

My man literally steals my clothes, half my playlist and my fav artists are now his. I just think he’s tryna slowly become me

Won’t celebrate my birthday anymore bec why tf have I been celebrating the day all my problems started
My dog is almost 8 years old and she’s still an absolute menace, making sure she does some fuckery every single day
Told my mum I had sex on the beach (the drink) yesterday and she responds with “oh when did you go to the beach?” 




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My man just finessed my mum into agreeing to let me go out with him at 10pm hehehehhe
Blr is so hot it’s giving me a soft launch of what it’s going to be like after I die
I feel so weird when someone else pays for me because then it’s like I owe them something and I’ll be in debt to them.. it just never sits right with me
He used to love that I’m so funny and now he complains that I can’t take anything seriously 

My best friend calls my mother for some attention and my mother says “sorry I’m not looking for anything right now” and almost hangs up
Why can’t people nowadays just accept that someones committed to another person like 

How tf can he just go to sleep after saying goodnight instead of waiting for me to be sleepy 
Opened my Snap and suddenly there’s one person crying, pictures of dr*gs, a cute ass dog, someone’s grandma getting irritated and someone getting laid ????
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