Last night at 6:30 I met my idol. I can't beleive I've met him. I was watching some of his material after coming home from Glasgow and all I could think was.....Wow...I've met him. He is the one and only Rik Mayall the King of Comedy in other words. He stars fabulously in things like Bottom, The Young Ones, Filthy Rich and Catflap, Kevin Turvey, Drop Dead Fred, The New Statesman and many many many more. He is a wonderful, hilareous and very talented man. I love him and everything about him.

About the Meeting: He walked in and smiled and looked at the line of fans which was excellent because it was a full frontal view of him, we were third in line, me and Kate I mean and we already planned what we were going to say, which after we got star-struck sort of when to hell a bit. We had our books which we had to stop the excitement of finally having with the fact that the man himself was sitting at a table. Anyway we were third and I went before Kate and so this is exactely how the conversation went-I wrote down exactely what he said as soon as we left so that I wouldn't forget:

*I walk up to him gingerly*
Rik: Hello! *smiles*
Steph: Hi. *shocked face and teary eyed star-struckness*
Rik: Oh no, come ere coe on. *gestures towards his side*
Steph: *walks over and smiles and hands him the book*
Rik: Right so what would you like in your book, what's your name?
Steph: Erm, Stephanie.
Rik: Stephanie right, do you want Stephanie or Steph?
Steph: Steph Please. *beaming all the while*
Rik: *writes it* Okay and a quote?
Steph: Shoot that Prawn!
Rik: *talks as he writes and then pauses at prawn* A prawm? Like one of those little things that swim in the water? *a FANTSTIC impression of a prawn with his finger along the table*
Steph: *laughs* Yeah those.
Rik: *smiles and looks gorgeous!* *finishes writing: For Steph, Shoot that Prawn !! Love Rik Mayall xxx*
Steph: Thank you so much..*beams and holds out arms for a hug*
Rik: OO! *leans over for a hug*
Steph: *gets over emotional and gribs him by the sholders and hugs him and kisses him on the head!!!!*
Rik: *smiles* Oh! I got kissed by a bird!!!!
Rik and Steph: *pose sexily for many many photos*
Rik: Okay, *turns to look and me* Have you seen my sex picture?
Steph: *giggles* Nope.
Rik: *FLICKS THROUGH MYYYYY BOOKS TOUCHING EACH PAGE AND FINALLY COMES TO A TOPLESS PICTURE AND POINTS TO IT* Look there, that's me having sex.
Steph: *laughs and oggles* Oh nice.
Rik: *says goodbye*
Steph: *says goodbye and a million thank yous*
Steph: *beams outta the shop like a mad woman*

THERE YA GO THERE EXACTELY WAS ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE. I SHALL POST THE PHOTOS DO NOT FEAR!!!!!!!

I LOVE LIFE!!!!!!! I'VE MET "THE" RIK MAYALL! *CRIES AND IS ALL ESTAICALLY HAPPY*