“Back in HS sitting at a girls basketball game when I sit down next to one of “the cool guys”. I’m trying to be social with him and we start to chat it up about the girls. Well there is one girl on the team who had hypotrichosis (no hair on her entire body). I lean to him and say “well that can’t be all bad right?” (Give him the nudge nudge wink wink). He straight face looks at me and says “that’s my sister”. Most awkward silence of my HS years.”
mrpeternincompoop
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“When I was in third grade, I peed my pants in my chair because my teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom. I thought I was being really slick by leaving it there to disappear into the carpet. My teacher definitely realized and tried to convince my mom to hold me back a year.”
banhmica
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“Walked face first into one of those cast iron streetlight posts because a cute girl called out my name from the backseat of her friends car.
It made a “bong” sound”
londongarbageman
“I asked how old my grandma was turning… At her funeral. I was 6.”
billy_mays_cares
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“At my great-grandmother’s funeral, my 5 year old sister asked what was in the casket, which she was too short to see in. My mom replied, “That’s grandma’s body.”
My sister started freaking out, shouting “WHERE’S HER HEAD?””
bigchillrob
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“Oh, I have so many. One of the worst was probably when I yelled, “Let’s go gangbang her” in high school instead of “lets gang up on her,” during a snowball fight.”
dragalaxy
“I was in my kinder class and there was a boy (we will call him Kevin) that always shit himself. My teacher smelled something funny and asked us all who did it. Kevin’s best friend (let’s call him Jorge) came to Kevin’s rescue by going around the entire class and sniffing everyone’s ass from the chair they were sitting in. He smells Kevin’s ass and says “oh it’s not him, he smells like fruit roll ups” then he smells my ass and tells the teacher I shit myself. So the teacher makes me come up to her desk and turn around and proceeds to look down my pants. I was clean. It was Kevin. I’m scarred for life”
superfcknstpd
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“The worst was on a busy Saturday where I had 3 funerals and a wedding to play as organist.
By the time the wedding finally arrived after the 3 funerals were over, I must’ve been tired (or daydreaming) because I played funeral procession music as the bride entered the church, rather than the Trumpet Voluntary, as scheduled.”
back2bach
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“As I was leaving an interview, I shook hands and said thanks, turned and walked into a wall.
Everyone around lost it.”
sasamiel
“I’ve been pretty oblivious and done dumb shit in a city before. One time, I was walking out of a shop while taking a bite out of a slice of pizza, when I bumped into somebody noticeably shorter than me. I hastily apologized, and when I looked down, it was actually a trash can. I apologized to a trash can for bumping into it. To make matters worse, there were 3 or 4 people staring at me like I was crazy.”
DylanLegebokow
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“Sophmore in high school in biology when I suddenly need to use the bathroom, they always had us use sign out sheets so I was signing myself out right in front of my crush’s desk. I bent over and arched my back so he’d have a reallll nice view of my ass in my American eagle jeans, even wiggled it a bit, I was a flirt. Get to the bathroom and realize I was just wagging around my period stained ass for the whole world to see. And it was really bad too, like flag of Japan bad. Had to wear my friends sweatshirt around my waist the rest of the day. And I definitely know my crush saw it because he was a really nice guy and said something to my female teacher while I was gone so she could let me know, cringing all over again.”
legendarybandaide
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“I was in an exam but bunged up. About 10 minutes in I sneeze really loud, practically a shout. Out flows a deluge of snot into my hands. Its super sticky and still connected to my face so I’m essentially flossing with my own mucus.”
captainelopobium
“Back in middle school when AIM was a big thing, I was chatting with a girl I had a crush on. She had a hispanic last name.
Anyway, I wanted to send her something I thought was funny. So I did the old CTRL+V and pressed enter in the same motion without checking it first.
Apparently, the last thing I had on my clipboard was 8thStreetLatinas.com. As you may infer from the name, yeah, it’s porn.”
mvb1837
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“I was still in high school. And a girl texted me to come over on Valentine’s day, thinking that she was texting one of her lady friend. Excited I show up with a box of chocolates. She gives me a look and invites me into her house. I see her other friends in PJs… I wuz hella confused.”
thestarfruit
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“When I was about 17 or so I was at my wealthy girlfriend’s house on a lazy summer afternoon. It’s just me and her in their giant house, and my girl decides to take a shower. I’m in her room, pretty bored, when I decide to investigate her underwear drawer. I find a tiny, sequiny, pink thong and decide it would be funny if my 200 lb (well built at the time) self surprised my girl by wearing them. I hear the shower turn off, and a minute later, I hear someone coming down the hallway. I start strutting down the hallway, naked but for this tiny, shiny thong, my mediocre dick and giant balls hanging out of one side of it. And then she sees me. She, the South American housekeeper.”
nitesh2410
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“When I was 14 I woke up to go to the bathroom and it was like 3 in the morning. The door was cracked open slightly to let some light into the hallway so nobody would trip, and usually if someone goes in there to poop or pee they close it. My dad decided not to close the door all the way that night. He woke up and had to poop and assumed nobody would need to go at that hour. What makes it embarrassing is that in my sleepy stupor I sat on the edge of the tub and tried to have a conversation with him. He kept asking “will you please just…uh, go?””
csoup1414
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