21 Dirty Jokes From "SpongeBob SquarePants" That Went Right Over Your Head When You Were A Kid

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1.That time Sandy wondered about SpongeBob’s, um, hair.

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2.When Mr. Krabs started selling hot dogs at the Krusty Krab — and then SpongeBob and Squidward decided to sabotage the idea and make "Mr. Krabs' whole wiener thing blow right up in his face."

Mr Krabs sits at his desk with a gross-looking Krusty dog
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3.That time Patrick hinted at *using* Barnacle Chips in some unique way...

SpongeBob reads a Barnacle Chips billboard saying they're delicious then says, "They are most certainly not delicious" and then Patrick says, "Not the way I use 'em"
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4.When SpongeBob was not so innocently watching TV, and then Gary entered the room and SpongeBob nervously changed the channel.

SpongeBob happily watches sea urchins on TV
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5.That time SpongeBob told Patrick his “genius” was showing, and Patrick immediately covered his crotch in embarrassment.

Patrick sweats nervously as he covers his crotch
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6.When this random fish named Scooter mistook SpongeBob’s pet seahorse Mystery for a kiddie ride and inserted a coin into some ~coin slot~ offscreen.

Scooter the fish looks confused before inserting the coin into the seahorse
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7.That time Sandy fought a French fish named "the Tickler" — a reference to a type of condom called a French tickler.

The French Tickler holds two hands on sticks as weapons
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8.When SpongeBob asked his classmate how to organize his pencils, and his classmate basically told him to shove it.

SpongeBob keeps asking where the homework pencil belongs and his classmate responds, "I think it goes stuck inside your..."
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9.That time SpongeBob gave Patrick a cake that literally said, "Sorry About the Scabies."

The beautifully decorated cake with the ironic message
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10.When Squidward felt guilty that SpongeBob gave him a Christmas present after he had refused to write a letter to Santa.

Squidward says, "Now I feel like a" with a donkey that randomly appears onscreen
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11.When Mermaid Man revealed that his superpowers came from his costume, but Squidward had some OTHER ideas about what makes superhero costumes so special.

Mermaid Man says, "Why else would we run around in colored undies?" and Squidward says, "I can think of three good reasons"
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12.When Mr. Krabs flushed Plankton down the toilet after he tried stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula — and then decided to follow up with an extra ~surprise~.

While being flushed down in the toilet, Plankton says, "Curse you, Krabs" and Mr Krabs says, "And now for the chaser"
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13.That time SpongeBob basically asked Kevin, the leader of the Jellyspotters, to ~punish~ him.

After SpongeBob punches himself in the face at Kevin's request, Kevin asks, "Doesn't that hurt you?" and SpongeBob says, "Do you want it to hurt me, Kevin?"
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14.When SpongeBob had to feed wild jellyfishes (by putting jelly on his face) to become a Jellyspotter and said, "Who wants to lick my cheeks?" — which, of course, could have a double meaning.

SpongeBob surrounded by jellyfish says, "Who wants to lick my cheeks? I see I have some takers"
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15.Oh, and the fact that Sandy’s name is, well, Sandy Cheeks.

Sandy looks taken aback
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16.The fact that Squidward seemed to have a thing for SpongeBob wearing a maid uniform while he served him in bed.

SpongeBob carries a drink to Squidward, who then says, "And why aren't you in uniform," resulting in SpongeBob returning in a maid outfit
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17.Anytime SpongeBob and Patrick got "ice cream wasted" at Goofy Goober’s.

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18.When SpongeBob suggestively said bye to Squidward TWICE.

After SpongeBob says "Bye, Squidward" twice, he says, "I like Squidward"
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19.The fact that they live somewhere called ~Bikini Bottom~ — which also has a darker meaning...

A full view of the fictional underwater city Bikini Bottom

It references Bikini Atoll (located in the Marshall Islands), where the US conducted nuclear tests between 1946 and 1958, leaving the area uninhabitable.

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20.Those times SpongeBob kept asking, “Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”

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21.And finally, when SpongeBob failed his driver’s license test and then told Mrs. Puff, “See you next Tuesday!”

After a major car wreck, SpongeBob talks to Mrs Puff, who's clearly annoyed

Just, um...spell it out? 😬

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What are some other hidden jokes in SpongeBob you missed growing up? Let us know in the comments below!