I work a 9-5 office job. I drink 7 strong coffees every day to maintain my productivity. I go home and work more. I'm compiling code as I type this. It's called being #cindy you dumb hick.
Nobody asked for your armchair psychoanalysis disguised as wholesome online surrogate fatherhood. You have nothing to offer. The internet right kids are better than you.
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BoiltOwl
@nealjclark1
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I know I make fun of the Internet Right kids a lot. A LOT. But it’s because I don’t want them to be alone, miserable, hysterical, confused and full of resentment as they age, as they will surely do. I don’t want that for me either. Or any of you. Or anyone ever.
Wives, family, and community are all things they feel are out of reach. Rather than acknowledge that and engage in self reflection, they instead claim to hate them, as female centered "longhouse" institutions.
Teenage love is the only kind that's worth anything. As soon as a girl turns 20 it is well and truly over. Youth is the only time one can be in passionate love, and after that, the concept slowly devolves into "cuddling with the wifey whilst watching the latest series of GoT!"
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The Quiet One
@GrantMePrudence
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"AAAAAAAAAAA YOU MISSED OUT ON TEEN LOVE IT'S SO OVER FOR YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY EVEN THOUGH THIS PRESUPPOSES THAT TEEN LOVE IS WORTH ANYTHING"
There are many more "bullshit jobs" created by trade unions than heckin' late stage Capitalism. Thousands of low-skilled people who should have been automated out of existence years ago but keep their jobs because of dinosaurs like Mick Lynch. Far worse than any project manager.
"A man starts at 200lb, you gotta eat a sandwich, have a beer. Its Minimum twice your IQ, but me personally, I am a man's man, so I weigh quintuple my IQ"
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Paul Hundred, GED
@paul_hundred
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If your girlfriend’s weight (lb) is twice her IQ, that’s your boyfriend.
If your boyfriend doesn’t weigh twice his IQ, that’s your girlfriend.
This leads to illuminating conclusions, such as:
The average black couple is two gay men.
The average Asian couple is two lesbians.
people on this site are so desperate for likes and RTs they'll post just any random opinion they see and flip a coin on whether to attach a gigachad or a soyjak to the tweet twitter.com/GroyperBeast/s…