It must really suck for young wizards from Scotland to have to travel to London and then back to Hogwarts, located in Scotland
For an organ that evolved to keep us safe from danger, the brain really likes activities that are dangerous. (e.g. doing drugs, driving fast, etc.
Mid to late twenties is a weird age where you can still pass as a teenager but you can feel your body is falling apart with each passing day.
You don’t have any proof that other people can’t read your mind.
People cover their laptop cameras for fear of hackers, but never their phone cameras.
It isn’t knowing things that makes you smart. It’s how easily you learn new things and what you do with that information.
Taking a shit is one of life’s most common activities, but the one that is the least discussed
People who wear pyjamas in public are often accused of giving up on life but maybe, in fact, they’re actually living their best lives.
Growing overweight is, in part, due to having an efficient, survival-oriented metabolism.
Plants can’t eat in the dark.
Your pet is completely unaware of most of the animals that you know about. They don’t know what a penguin is.
Millions of people still don’t know that the Sun is white and not yellow.
Biweekly always needs clarification.
Only porn videos can have 100 million views and 50 comments.
The word for mother in almost all languages start with ‘m’ or ‘a’ because that’s the easiest for a baby to pronounce.
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