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On 14 January 2023, Reddit user Traineealex posted to the /r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit, claiming to have visited Chris in jail on 9 January. The post included a sketch of Chris, along with a write-up of the encounter, and an explanation of how it took place.

According to the alleged account, Chris is allowed visitors a couple of times per week, but only if he's personally approved of them. The report also indicates that Chris is the thinnest he has been since high school, his hair is graying, and he appears to be medicated to the point where it is slowing his speech.

When asked about when he will be released from jail, Chris reportedly claimed that "The truth will be revealed in months", although he appears to have accepted that he may never return to 14 Branchland Court or see Barb ever again.

• ... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan?
• ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris?
• ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute?
• ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion?
• ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe?
• ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation?
• ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense?
• ... that Chris BILLY MAYS Allison Amber Brendan Fraser Mary Lee Walsh is the Mayor of CWCville?
• ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu?
• ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?

It is currently January 2023.

• 30 January - It is found that Chris's court record has been updated to note court proceedings between 11 November 2022 and 27 January 2023.
• 27 January - Chris's review gets a continuance to Valentine's Day.
• 22 January - A redditor visits Ruckersville and gives us fresh pics of the house.
• 17 January - It is found that another review has been scheduled for Chris's incest case, set for 27 January.
• 9 January - A ween allegedly visits Chris in jail.

• 29 January - The Place chats - Ben Saint from October 2019
• 28 January - The Knights of CWC chats - Chris's last messages from July 2021
• 26 January - The Place chats - Rough Financial Moment from December 2020
• 25 January - The Place chats - Scary Barbara and Cirrusfire Rant from December 2020
• 24 January - The Place chats - Ben Saint from September 2019
• 17 December - The Place chats - Chris and CWCki Server from August 2020

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the Official CWCki Server Discord - message:

• Hurtful Truth Level,
• Larry the Larryhog, or
• Psycho

or at the Kiwi Farms - message either:

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club forums, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).