Bigly loser, longtime grifter, "bloated tick" and twice-impeached catastrophe of a former president Donald Trump, who after losing yet again threw a tantrum, led a terrorist attack on the Capitol and now faces a mountain of legal charges and investigations, has announced from the scene of his criminally stolen classified documents he's again running for president in an apparent, desperate, surreal attempt to stay out of prison. Across a weary country, many #NeverTrump Americans are asking why isn't he in jail yet, where is Merrick Garland, and can he please just fucking go away?