We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.
Millionaire: I can buy a fancy sports car, and a huge house!
Billionaire: I can buy THE SPACE PROGRAM
On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.
Full offense, this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
cobaltdays-deactivated20210208
if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog
The bean jar
[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…
have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best
PSA:
So your parent(s) teach(es) you the word “no” at a very young age. “No” you can’t have that. “No” that’s not yours, don’t touch. “No” because I said so-and if I say NO then you listen. At what point do people forget what “No” means? #nomeansno
what is it about
spending 12am on your birthday alone so god damn depressing
so serious question? when you know you’re on the edge of a downward slope into total self loathing and depression; how can anyone possibly convince themselves that they’re actually going to be ok?
you know that feeling when you know you’re being depressed and you just want to ‘think happy thoughts’ like people tell you to? but then you realize that that’s utter bullshit and people don’t know jack shit about you or your life?? but you wish they were right? i wish they were right
If you see this
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
ministryofinterior-deactivated2
not to be negative but some things really are unforgivable so can yall like stop insisting that we’re all gonna lead miserable and unfulfilled lives if we don’t forgive literally every single person whos ever wronged us
macarena-of-time-deactivated201
i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly
sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely
caprisunsport-deactivated202010
hate this site
come sit down next to me idiot
brownreasontolive
i will sit next to you at any time ms green
sit next to me right now.
brownreasontolive
i am, im sitting next to you right now
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
I saw this when I was high and I'm reblogging it to make sure it was real