“In a life defined by absence and untold fear, being picked up and carried around with casual ease by your bitchin' badass witch girlfriend was a thing that could dispel even the most cruel and lingering cloud of malaise.

“Power lifting was a kind of cuddling, too.“

--my Day 5 story, for an illustrated Day 5 entry!

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Diakko Week 2019 Day 5: [Spoiler Title]: [Spoiler Title]: The Casual Hanks Chronicles

Diana is permanently struggling with anxiety.  Akko, however, knows three secret methods for helping her cope.  Or is it four?  Definitely four.  Maybe five, depending on how bad the day is and how much coping is necessary.

Featuring a very special cameo appearance.

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God he’s so fucking valid

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Look at this fuckin’ vampire chlorping ancient secrets into the camera.

Diakko Week 2019 Day 2: Clam Ambush

An’ they don’t stop, as today Akko battles anxiety, bivalves, and her own unbelievably convoluted and monster-heavy life with Diana’s help but also while battling Diana for race suprema--I mean to see who wins the broom rally.  Hoo boy that sounded bad.  Too bad there’s not some manner of keyboard node that would allow me to fully erase that bad-sounding slip-up, or perhaps I would go back and do exactly that.

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camm-the-masseuse submittified: Sweet babies my friend’s girl had wanted to share them with ya o-possum friend

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OH MY GOODNESS that’s a poss momma and kidling babies i love them!  Tell your friend’s girl that sharing them was a wonderful and good decision that brought joy and glee.  Tiny babies!  <3 

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They ride.

It’s Almost Three AM And I’m Blathering About My Difficulties In Using Social Media

“Hey, a buddy of mine is on Tumblr!”

“Oh boy they post a whole hell of a lot and it’s clogging up my timeline something fierce”

This is primarily my curse and not even slightly a gift.  If I follow and then immediately unfollow it’s because social media terrifies and intimidates me, not because I immediately lost interest in following.  See also: why I go weeks without posting on Tumblr.  I got thoughts but I don’t like to just shoot them out onto a website (except now at nearly three in the morning as I yatter to myself).

I used to be on Twitter.  Now I just go to the website for a handful of posters I find amusing/noteworthy without ever logging on.  I am not really a social media kind of person, but, well, you gotta be on something, and a website is more permanent/convenient than a chatroom for some things.

This post doesn’t have a real conclusion.  In my defense it’s late and I’m incoherent anyway.

By popular demand*, the Classics Bio for Spidatra, the Catra who is also a spider!

*from me

Transcribed because my handwriting is terrible: SPIDATRA(r) Evil Spider Who Is Also A Cat...?(r) too

REAL NAME: Huispys C’Glutmurtagh

Raised by SHADOW WEAVER(tm) as a joke, SPIDATRA was tricked by SHE-RA(tm) into thinking a balloon with a face drawn on it was her mother! And so began a lifelong struggle with painkillers.

During the Battle of Second Ultimate Battleground Part 2(tm)(r)(c)(ɔ), she ate chips and ruined a Port-a-Potty(tm).

--Tupac Shakur

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Diakko Week 2019 Day 1: The Booty Brothers

Drink deep, taste, chew, and enjoy, for Diakko Week is upon us!  And this year, my title scheme is Tom Hanks movies!

Or... it’s Dianakko week, and my thematic resonance is borrowing titles from Tom Hanks’s filmography.

Whatevs, it’s all good.

Diakko Week 2019 Day 6: Tuber and Hoonis

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Diakko Week 2019 Finale: Lunch Pipe

Diana and Akko are trapped in a bad late-80s early-90s movie... right?  That’s where they’re trapped?  Because things are feeling a little too ominous to just be a cheesy TV movie...

Thanks for the highly successful Diakko Week, readers.  And in case you need to be reminded, here’s a quick guide to Tom Hanks’s filmography to refresh you on all my titles this year:

Diakko Week 2019 Day 2: Clam Ambush

An’ they don’t stop, as today Akko battles anxiety, bivalves, and her own unbelievably convoluted and monster-heavy life with Diana’s help but also while battling Diana for race suprema--I mean to see who wins the broom rally.  Hoo boy that sounded bad.  Too bad there’s not some manner of keyboard node that would allow me to fully erase that bad-sounding slip-up, or perhaps I would go back and do exactly that.

Diakko Week 2019 Day 3: The Ladykissers

It’s slam poetry night, and Diana and Akko are here to say.  You know... something, into the microphone, on the subject of their romantic inclinations toward each other and the origin therewith.

Diakko Week 2019 Day 4: The Queen’s Milk

Akko and Diana settle in as roommates after the second-worst night of Akko’s life.  Maybe with a little help she can finally get to sleep.

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