Heretics must've usurped r/ChurchOfCurrentThing... Praise the remaining one true Church Of Covid!
Ah for fuck sake. The pathetic fascist cunts from AHS are probably spaffing themselves with glee right now.
Fuck no! How am I supposed to follow the Current Thing now? I can't afford risking non-compliance!
Have you taken ill my child? CNN is 24/7, go forth, and spread thy gospel, change thy profile picture, and signal thy virtue!
My Brother, I dare say your adherence to our Church must've faltered for there is only One True Thing, all others are false things to be worshiped only by idolaters and others like them who are weak minded.
For us adherents we follow the guidance of the Great Teacher, the Exalted One Dr Fauci. It is in everything we do, it is in the air we breath (through three masks), it is in our minds at all times, it is at the forefront of every action we take. This is the path of The Devoted, I pray you do not stray further into other things, may many vaccines be upon you.
I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did, considering many posts were about trans people. Making posts about most other groups seems to be somewhat tolerated, but once trans topics start to get brought up, that's basically the end.
That's what happens when you have the patriarchy against you I guess. Fighting the system has never been easier.
Thank goodness we are being protected from such discussions!!!!
Making posts about most other groups seems to be somewhat tolerated, but once... topics start to get brought up, that's basically the end.
I've been permabanned three times (always eventually reversed), and every single one has been for a pretty mild joke relating to that particular community. That is absolutely the one group you're not even allowed to politely disagree with on reddit.
"Oppression"
When the hospitals make at least 100k off over trans surgery, you know you’re in the way of their money
Was an actual reason or initial warning given or was it some blanket B.S. such as, "Providing Misinformation?"
It makes me worried for this sub!
This Church will never be threatened. We do not succumb to the temptations of the sins of misinformation here!
It was the post about the dude who went full on woman and converted his kid as well. Reddit mods went and cleared house and said f it too I guess. I got a message saying I was promoting hate after I said the guy obviously suffered from mental illness if he’s transitioning a kid who looks no older than 6-7 years old to identity as a girl.
Fuck you then 😢😢😢
I'll miss my brothers and sisters. While I've been a long time admirer of this congregation, The Current Thing™ will always be my true devotion
I believe the blame is on me because in that sub's Little Mermaid thread that blew up somebody mentioned the Ellen Pao days of the website and how at least at that time when censorship occurred everyone was aware of an obvious agenda and I chimed in with, "Crazy how the r/fatpeoplehate ban was such a big deal and now bans happen all the time and no one cares."
"If irony were strawberries, we'd be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
Mind blowing we got banned for joking around in a little circle of friends privately.... Society is beginning to get real spoopy.
Oh noes!!!! How am I supposed to show my devotion to the blue and yellow flag, to the LGBTQIABCXYZ+-= trans rainbow flag community, Martha's Vineyard Karens, next pandemic, and all the new current things that are to come?
My pfaith is shaken!!!!!111
Hold steady pfaithful follower of our divine Lord Fauci. Praise be to father fauci, who laughs in the face of tortured beagle pups.
Our unholy leader cannot be shaken even if that infidel Rand Paul vows to investigate if Father Fauci was paid by big pharma for pushing the rightous vaccine that has taken the lives of our children, our grandparents, our best friends, our atheletes, our wives and husbands who have ALL gone on to greener boosters in the sky.
Amen and Awoman
I’m heartbroken. That was like one of three subs I liked to visit.
But I'm glad they're gone. Their current thing was far too subjective. I want something I can really fester in. Dig my teeth into and get furious at others for. Too many issues. We keep it civil and realistic in this church.
Wear your heckin mask
Get your heckin jabs
Get all your heckin jabs
Honor Pfather Pfauxi and His holy Pfizer
Any food delivered is healthy so get it delivered
Social distance in all circumstances
Don't leave the house unless absolutely necessary
Demand that all others conform to your expectations, especially in regards to risk tolerance
Risk shall not be tolerated
Anyone not following these simple, common sense steps are subhuman and would do the world a great favor should they be ded. And it would bring us much joy and laughter in this dark world.
The current thing has and always will be every bit of COVID.
Praise those brave warriors at AHS for standing up against those who mock the current thing. Our forefathers who fought in the trenches against evil would be very proud to see how strong our society has become while remaining envious of our strength. I prays that one day....one day....we will live in a world where it becomes illegal to offend anyone and today.....today my friends, AHS has taken us one step closer in realizing that dream.
Praise be with Pfauci, Praise be with Pfizer!
False claims have been laid upon them by masked, filthy heathens, and the Unholy Inquisition proceeded to question and fornicate them.
I knew AHS went private just to plot their brigading tactics, what a bunch of butt hurt twats
We can thank r/AgainstHateSubreddits for their hard work in making sure the got the nail in the coffin. I was so thankful it was banned, I created r/churchofcurrentstuff to make sure another ridiculous sub like this popped up.
Fuck Reddit, let's ban Reddit, I know let's all go out and get boosters then ban Reddit
I sure do wish every Reddit alternative didn't always go down the tubes.
I’m still going to wear 25 masks with mini Ukraine flags while dating some hot menwomen 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🏳️⚧️
25 is a good start, but I'm pretty sure you left out some extremely valid genders before stating our required support for the Holy Land.
Um excuse me, you didn't mention how many boosters you would take!!!! Why do you want to kill my long dead grandmama
This community was banned for violating Reddit's rule against promoting hate.
Mark 11:15-17 | Jesus flipped the tables of the merchants in the church due to roid rage. Shirley Church Of [sic] Current Thing is deserving of this ban hammer, as the result of righteous anger by our Lords, the Reddit Admins (100 boosters be upon them).
Whatever this user posted is what got the sub banned. Looking at his posts plenty of stuff removed and full of racist shit. So likely this account is used to get subs in trouble. https://www.reddit.com/user/TQIROPT/
I think we need to exile that account to the wastelands with the rest of the sinners. I won’t know how to live if the Church is dismantled
Wrong thinkers and heretics must be punished so as to protect everyone else.
I was clicking on this like a moron before I realized it was a screenshot 😅
They are welcome to set up shop at wolfballs. Those filthy unvaxed scum
It was a fun take on all of the bullshit the leftist cult jumps to from one current thing to the next. For example, they were all about being mask/vax Nazis until Ukraine suddenly took over in the media. Then all of a sudden Ukraine was the new current thing the cult wouldn't shut up about. They pushed and pushed and pretended the hundreds of fake stories coming out weren't actually happening, just like they did when the vaxx was the current thing.
Then they moved on again to the maralago raid, once again ignoring everything that detracts from their preferred narrative. Now they're all about DeSaNtIs Is A hUmAn TrAfFiCkEr despite the fact that Biden has been shuttling millions of illegals all over the country from day one.
These geniuses love their groupthink narratives, and the Church was a great place to discuss it.
They crucified church of the current thing?
On the third day it will rise again.
Church of Current Stuff Next? Or maybe Church of Current Thing II?
That sub was a hub for extreme individual ideology. They didn't give a nickel for ticktock videos.
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