Jamie Michelle's Greatest Sissy School Hits

Originally published at the Internet Archive on September 2, 2022, ark:/13960/s26t45wxbtx. This document is released under Version 3.0 of the "Attribution (By)" Creative Commons license and/or Version 1.3 of the GNU Free Documentation License.

Presented here are some of my writings posted on the Sissy School website discussion forum for crossdressers and male-to-female transgender people, of which forum also features phone-sex mistresses taking part in the discussions and posting their vocal recordings (often consisting of erotic stories and/or advice pertaining to feminine topics). The Sissy School forum was founded by its headmistress Ms. Ally on February 1, 2004, and is part of the LDW Group phone-sex company also created by her.

A large portion of my creative and biographical writings are contained on the Sissy School forum, and this collection curates a number of such writings by me that I consider to be among the most interesting. The posts by me featured below are formatted as they appear on the forum, with the exception of edits by me denoted by curly brackets (i.e., braces: {}); the reviving of some dead links; and I have also corrected the rare typographical error by me without noting such, although when such occurs I'm typically only off by a single character. Further, the images by me which appear below said images' mirror-links were not posted as displayed images (i.e., embedded images) on the forum, but rather had simply been hyperlinked to. The dates and times given below are for the Eastern Time Zone (i.e., the time zone for the eastern seaboard of the United States), which is from where my posts were made.

Enjoy!

Regarding how Ms. Ally herself got into the phone-sex business, see her below blog. Her story starts at the bottom of the blog-page with the post entitled "My Start in Phone Sex: The Classified Ad", which is dated December 1, 2005, and then continues with later posts.

• The Masturbatrix (i.e., Ms. Ally), Diary of a Phone Sex Madame; also available here, here and here.

The Sissy School forum was originally located at the URL http://www.sissyschool.com/forums/index.php . Viz.:

• Sissy School Forum; also available here, here and here.

The Sissy School forum had also previously been located at the URLs http://www.getgirlie.com/sissyforum/index.php and http://www.getgirlie.com/sissyforums/index.php . Currently it is at https://www.getgirlie.com/theforum/index.php .

Below is the greeting-page of the early Sissy School forum, which leads to a second page which then links to the Sissy School forum (i.e., the forum link being the "GirlieBoards" graphic on said second page):

• Sissy School, Phone Sex Training for Sissies; also available here. Linked-to page mentioned above: SissySchool.com; also available here.

Sissy School forum profile: Jamie Michelle

Username: Jamie Michelle
Born: October 21, 1977
Interests: Crossdressing
Occupation: Femininity
Location: Central Florida

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Oh, wow, Ms. Jamie! That's such a wonderful birthday present! I love it so much! Thank you!

As to its belatedness, that's perfectly fine, as I wasn't expecting such a wonderful surprise anyway. And since I announced my birthday on the same day, it didn't provide for much notice.

That's so sweet of you, Ms. Jamie.

Hugs,

Jamie Michelle

"The Erotic Adventures of a Sissy Named Jamie, Part I: A Sissy in Need Is a Sissy Indeed," Jamie Michelle, February 19, 2008 http://www.geocities.com/femmejamie/sissy-jamie-01.html
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The Erotic Adventures of a Sissy Named Jamie

Part I: A Sissy in Need Is a Sissy Indeed

Jamie Michelle

February 19, 2008

"Hello, ma'am. I do yard work and I noticed that you might need some help with yours," the man said in a deeply sonorous voice when I opened my front door upon hearing someone knock.

He stood there before me in the light of the mid-morning Sun, and I had to catch myself from showing amazement, as I was stricken by the fact that here was one of the most breathtaking examples of the masculine sex that I've had the fortune to lay eyes on. His stature was around 6'2'', with him appearing to be in his early-30s, and I could tell through the T-shirt and shorts he was wearing that he had a body that would make the Greek gods envious. He was Caucasian, but his skin was beautifully bronzed. He had dark eyes and hair--of which his hair was mid-length and lied down nicely with just the slightest waviness to it, with bangs hanging just off to the sides of his eyes. His face was warm and inviting, with youthful, angular good-looks, while being smooth-shaven.

"Oh--hmm--I've kind of let it go a bit, haven't I?," I replied to him in a feminine voice after discreetly clearing the lump in my throat.

"Well that's quite alright, ma'am, or else I wouldn't have any work. My name's Brutus, by the way."

"My name is Jamie. Good to meet you, Brutus," I said, while offering my hand for him to shake.

He took my hand; gently, but with a firmness to it that evinced a powerful grip, he shook it.

"It's good to meet you, too, Jamie."

It was in that moment that I first became especially aware of my fragility and smallness compared to him. I weighed only 145 lbs. and stood a mere 5'8'' next to his imposing stature. The largeness of his hand enveloped my dainty palm and fingers. The skin of his hand was thick, and rougher than mine. It wasn't unappealingly course, but it gave me the impression that he could handle thorn bushes with little worry.

So then also, awareness came to me of my long, natural fingernails that were painted deep pink with metallic sparkles; and the feminine gold ring with diamonds and a pink tourmaline center-stone that adorned the ring finger of my right hand, given to me by my mother for my 29th birthday less than a year ago.

The contrast with his hand made an impression within my psyche.

* * * * *

Looking out my front living room window, I could see Brutus hard at work in the hot afternoon Sun. He had long since shed his T-shirt, in an apparent attempt to beat the heat. Sweat poured off of him, and his dark skin glistened in the rays of the overhead Sun. His muscles were well-defined. He was built, but without being freakishly large. I could even see a six-pack on him.

A nice love trail extended up from the waistband of his shorts, going past his navel. Mmm, I mused, wouldn't I like to take a journey down that cute love trail of his to find out what treasure lies at the end.

Sitting there on my couch as I stroked the long, elbow-length tresses of my naturally curly and flowing brunette hair while smoking a Misty Light Menthol 120 that I had retrieved from my pink suede cigarette pouch, I observed him through the window. While doing so, my mind drifted back to when he was standing in my doorway, holding my hand to shake it. I thought about how little and delicate he made me feel in that instant; the femininity of my hand being grasped by his massive paw.

* * * * *

After the oddly pleasant formality of the handshake had passed, Brutus quoted me a price for doing the yard work, to be paid upon completion. It sounded like a fair deal, so I readily accepted his offer. Once our business had been agreed to, he set upon beginning his task, and I closed my door behind him.

Thence alone in my living room, a slight shiver went down my spine. Oh, my, I thought--isn't he something. I noticed that I had a partial erection, which thankfully my panties had kept down, saving me from embarrassing myself in front of him. Standing there barefoot wearing a pink camisole top with lace trim, a short denim skirt, and pink bikini-cut satin and lace silk panties, I reflected upon our contrasting differences. It was all more confirmation that I had been right in my decision to come out of the closet and live my life as an open sissy-faggot. I could never be a real man--not like Brutus.

I reached under my skirt to feel my semi-erect pansy stem through my panties, whereupon I noticed that my panty-gusset was considerably wet. During my time talking with Brutus I had been leaking precum quite profusely.

Still in my living room, I pulled my panties down from under my skirt and stepped out of them, taking them with me to my bathroom to tidy myself up a bit. I soaked up some of the moisture from my panties with a dry washcloth, and from under my sink I retrieved an Always Regular Dri-Weave Pantiliner. Had I known that today I would be in the presence of such a hunky man like Brutus then I would have worn a pantiliner to begin with, in case I were to cream my panties as I just did.

Hiking up my skirt in order to wipe off my sissy-clit, I saw a long strand of clear precum hanging quite a distance as it drained from the meatus of my fairy wand. I gathered up the precum on my right index finger, bringing it to my mouth in order to taste myself. Sweet, as always--but then, the precum from all the cocks that I've ever tasted has been pleasantly sweet.

* * * * *

Again a knock sounded at my door.

"Well, how do you like your yard now, miss?," Brutus inquired upon my opening of the door.

"Wow, it's very nice. Thank you, Brutus," I answered as I handed him his money.

"You're welcome, miss. I'm glad you're pleased with the work," Brutus responded as he took hold of the money, gliding his hand over mine as he did so.

"Yes, I am. It's beautiful."

"Well, thank you, Jamie.

"Ma'am, if it's too much of a bother then don't even consider it, but would it be too imposing for me to ask to use your shower to get cleaned up? You see, I had an appointment to keep and I got caught up trying to finish your yard in one day, so I'm running a bit late."

"Well, um ...," I was caught in befuddlement as I ran his words across my mind just to make sure I really heard him say what I thought he just did. This gorgeous stud of a man is offering to be naked inside my house, even if it is while just bathing?! And he thinks that might be imposing upon me?!

* * * * *

I remembered that today is my laundry day, and I realized that Brutus didn't have any towels in which to dry himself off. Thankfully, in the dryer were some towels that had just gotten done.

I knocked on the bathroom door and informed Brutus that I was coming in to put some towels on the bathroom shelf. As I walked from the shelf upon which I had placed some towels next to where Brutus was showering, he reached out from the shower and firmly but gently grabbed my arm.

"You don't have to go if you don't want to, you know," he said to me while holding my arm. At the same time he turned off the water. I froze and my legs buckled slightly without my control. His action sent an electric chill up my vertebrae, and I strained to keep myself from tipping over and possibly fainting.

Is he offering what I think he is?, I thought to myself. Brutus saw the look of bewilderment in my eyes. Just then he reached out with his other hand and placed it on the top of my head.

He was pushing my head down with his hand. He was therein answering the question he saw in my eyes. He was telling me that it's okay: that I am accepted, that it's alright to desire cock, that I'm not wrong for wanting to please and be pleased by hard, throbbing dick.

Down to his crotch he pushed my head, and I let him. I looked at his impressive manhood, my eyes just inches away. His cock was very much how I fantasized it would be: dark, uncut and large. He was partially hard, and his member looked like it would push ten inches when fully erect.

As he stood there in the bathtub with the curtain pulled open enough for me to view him in all his manly glory, I looked up at him from my lowered stance, seeing him covered in wetness. I looked into his eyes with another unspoken question I had.

"Go ahead," he said.

And so I did. I took Brutus's masculine member in my hands while looking at it intently. Pulling back the foreskin from the head of his cock while rubbing the length of his shaft, his penis pulsed and began to grow hard. I brought my lips toward the tip of his cock and playfully planted a pink lipstick kiss on it.

I felt Brutus's cock pulse again as I planted my kiss.

That's it, baby, get hard for me.

I kissed Brutus's dick again, this time not letting my lips off. I worked my lips from the tip of his cock to around the mushroom-shaped head of his shaft, while at the same time stroking his cock back and forth with my right hand and caressing his ample balls with my left. As I did so, I felt him grow harder in my mouth.

Mmm, no matter how thoroughly a man washes, some remnant of the salaciously scrumptious flavor and fragrance of dick still remains. With impassioned ebullience I continued to use my mouth to stimulate Brutus's penis while cherishing the taste of his big cock as it blended with the waxy flavor of my pink lipstick.

Back and forth I bobbed my head, working his cock inside my mouth while Brutus grew ever harder.

My, he really is a full ten inches!

I joyously played with his enormous dick, slapping it across my face and rubbing my lips all over it, taking in the wonderful scents, flavors and textures of his manhood.

* * * * *

Having been sensually undressed by him in my bathroom and then tenderly carried naked in his arms to my bed, Brutus positioned me on my back while spreading my legs. He moved himself between my thighs while lying on top of me as he brought his lips to mine.

We reveled in each other as our mouths frolicked. Lips to lips, tongue to tongue, we embraced in amorous desire while fervently caressing each other's nude bodies.

I could feel the pleasant sensation from the course stubble of his evening shadow against my smooth, nymphly made-up face as our mouths were locked together. Experiencing the roughness of his stubble upon the softness of my face made me feel even more feminine. It made me all the more cognizant of how far I am from being a real man, as I couldn't grow a beard like that even if I had wanted to.

After a long session of passionate and deep French kissing, Brutus looked about my room and spotted a bottle of Pjur Original Eros Bodyglide silicone sexual lubricant on my nightstand. He used its contents as he began fingering me.

He entered me first with the middle finger of his right hand. In and out he worked his finger, making sure to pay attention to that special button of pleasure inside me. Then another finger was worked in. I was adoring his treatment, as he was working my pussy wonderfully. I let him know with my girlish moans of pleasure.

A third finger entered me. Mmm, how nice it is to have a hunky man here to give me such attention, I thought.

Just as I was really getting into the motions of his three fingers inside me, Brutus pulled his hand away from my quivering opening and lifted my legs up onto his shoulders as he kneeled with his knees at the sides of my thighs. I then saw him squeeze out some lube which he proceeded to stroke across his hard and very massive dick, getting it slick all over. I awaited in excited, trembling anticipation, for I knew what that meant and therefore what was coming next.

Brutus moved forward and I could feel the warm tip of his throbbing shaft pressing against the entrance of my awaiting passage. I pushed out with the muscles of my love-canal in order to open myself wider so as to better receive him.

Oh, yes, there it goes--that's the feeling I so very much crave.

The engorged head of his prodigious cock slipped past my anus into my rectum. He held it there for a moment before pushing further. As he moved his pelvis closer to me I felt more and more of his lengthy and thick rod of pulsing flesh slowly slide into me. Up into me he expertly worked his impressive member, sliding his cock-head past the bend connecting my rectum and sigmoid colon, until the full length of his veiny, stiff phallus was inside me all the way to the base of his balls.

Brutus then started his thrusting motions as he worked his stiff and massive dick in and out of me. His bare cock felt so absolutely wonderful inside me, stretching me wide as he plowed me relentlessly. With each thrust by him my femininely soft legs and dainty feet swayed in the air while being held high on his shoulders.

The copulatory sounds we were creating were an aural sexual symphony, with each of us hitting our notes perfectly. The sonance of bare skin smacking upon skin--that of the flesh of his front pelvis hitting my tushy with every forward thrust by him, making my erect clitty sway with the rhythms of his motioning--mixed with the moist and squishy sounds that my well-lubricated boy-pussy was producing as his stiff cock slid back and forth inside me, with the occasional queef of air compressed by my lover's cock escaping from my boygina and chiming in along with it.

I could even hear his large, low-hanging balls slapping against my derrière each time he thrust into me. It was a quieter flesh-smacking sound that came right after the sound of his pelvis hitting my heinie: the time it took his swinging testicles to catch up with his forward motions.

As he leaned toward me, our tongues and lips danced together as I continued to feel his unyielding manhood pushing me to ever-greater heights of womanly ecstasy. At the same time that our mouths rollicked, my petite hands and long, painted fingernails adoringly stroked Brutus's powerfully-built and gorgeously hairy chest as I fully gave myself over to him, thereby letting myself go and completely taking in the utterly and marvelously mind-blowing sensations of his colossally virile hardness far within me, thrusting unrelentingly, methodically working me over into a heated rhapsody. Nothing felt so wonderful as being deeply impaled upon Brutus's big, hard cock as I ecstatically luxuriated in the sublime sensuousness of his studly body.

We were a tangle of nakedness, embraced in erotic desire and passion, with his dark, sun-kissed flesh intertwined with my alabaster lightness. He enveloped me in the warm comfort of his nude masculinity, surrounding me with his body's largeness and muscularity, making me feel protected and looked-after.

The air was thick with the smell of our engorged, horny cocks--and yes, even the smell of a sweet, concupiscent vagina dripping with its own wetness: as it was the beautiful smell of sex; the smell of aroused genitals in lovemaking action. It mattered not that I had to substitute my eager anus and rectum in place of a real vagina--the heavy, raunchy odor of coition was still the same. What's more, I could taste the coital fragrance wafting through the air as I inhaled it into my mouth.

Such an erotically potent and thrilling scent, I thought to myself as I was having my mind totally screwed out by Brutus: for his large and stiff manhood continued to skillfully work back and forth inside me, with its beautifully massive, bulbous head sliding across that very special spot within my fag-pussy, hitting it just right. What the head of his cock was hitting was my sissy G-spot--my prostate--and, oh, did it feel so utterly wonderful!

Being totally naked and having my smooth-shaven legs spread apart as Brutus's huge cock worked rhythmically inside me made me feel so exposed. So vulnerable. So used. But oddly, I relished that feeling. It felt so emasculating. So feminine. So womanly.

I needed it. I needed to feel like that. I needed to feel him deep inside of me. Now more than ever.

"Oh, yes, Brutus! Deeper! Your huge cock feels so good in me! Fuck me! Fuck me hard!" The words leaped from my mouth without me even considering them. At another time I might have been embarrassed by having said such remarks, but in this moment of burning passion I didn't care.

What came next I couldn't help: I started to spurt my sissy-cream uncontrollably. Intense waves of orgasmic pleasure coursed from my pussy's G-spot, with the waves spreading throughout every part of me as my entire body shook in climactic bliss. As my pink-painted toes curled and my smooth-shaven legs stiffened, jet after jet of thick, white semen streamed from my erect, pulsating clit in magnificent arcs through the air onto my face, chest and stomach as I involuntarily let out a squeal of pleasure. I could taste the creamy spurts that landed in my mouth, and with each pulse of cum shooting from my clit the muscles in my pussy clenched around Brutus's thick shaft, holding him inside me even snugger.

"Oh, Jamie, darling, I'm going to cum in you!," Brutus yelled out while tightening his grip on my legs.

"Fill me with your cum, baby! Give it to me!," I moaned loudly in response. I wanted him so much, and in the most intimate of ways.

I could feel his stiff cock throb heavily inside me as Brutus resounded with deep grunts of erotic pleasure. And I noticed the extra lubrication that was produced as he unloaded torrents of his semen within me, making the thrusts of his dick glide even smoother across the insides of my ass-pussy.

Brutus continued to pound my pansy-cunt like there was no tomorrow, with his manly tool of pleasure just as hard as ever, and I couldn't hold back from squirting my love-juices in yet another round of orgasms on my part. I noticed this time that my discharges were clearer and didn't gush as far, mostly draining from the head of my undulating clit onto my smooth stomach.

Just then Brutus moved my left leg from off his shoulder onto his opposite side while maneuvering himself behind me in the spoon position. I desirously pushed my ass back towards him, covetous to feel his hard cock in my ass as he continued to hump me. He held my naked body close to his as he kissed my neck and nibbled on my left earlobe, all the while I continued to feel the supremely enjoyable deep-penetrating rhythms of his rigidly potent manhood working my pussy over for all its worth.

* * * * *

Altogether Brutus must have cummed in my ass at least four times last night, with his beautiful dick not leaving my lower pleasure-hole even once the entire time. After cumming in me for the concluding time last night, we fell asleep in the spoon position with Brutus still keeping his cock fully inside me. Even after his lengthy cock became soft, it never once slipped out of my pussy as I slept enwrapped in his strong arms, feeling the warmth of his body pressed against mine and smelling the delicious and comforting fragrance of his natural masculine scent.

He gave me the best dicking I've ever experienced in my entire life--by far. I lost count of how many times I came, as after awhile it felt like one non-stop orgasm. But I do know there was quite a wet-spot on my bed in front of me where my clitty had spurt several times. He fucked me for hours and hours last night, draining his big balls deep inside me, and I adored every intensely delightful moment of it.

And here I was, awaking to feel the huge stiffness of his morning wood inside me. What an utterly exquisite way to start the day!

Just then I could feel Brutus begin to stir as he started to wake up. That reminded me of something I had wanted to ask him.

"By the way, whatever happened to your appointment, Brutus?"

"Oh, that was just a card game. I definitely don't mind missing it in order to spend some quality time with you, precious Jamie."

With that he leaned over and started to nibble on my left earlobe while motioning his hips, once again working his very stiff and large cock back and forth inside me.

Mmm, I could tell that this was going to be a wonderful--and extremely pleasurable--morning!

Finis.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:59 pm

In actuality, I'm one of the world's best lovers of women, due to my discovery by Providence of my InfiniLast sexual technique. The only males who could be more competent lovers of women than me would be either those to whom I have taught my InfiniLast technique, or those whom have discovered the technique on their own. (Although logically there exists a third possibility: that the InfiniLast technique has been known and taught to others previous to me, perhaps being lost to the ages or being taught esoterically. But in that case, since no records exists of such, it would be hard to make the case for that.) For more on my InfiniLast technique, see further below.

As concerns the size of my penis, at 5.75 inches (14.6 cm) it's over average size for adult males. If that's a pathetic size for a penis, then most adult males have a pathetic penis size. For more on this matter, see:

"Human penis size," Section 2: "Studies on penis size," Subsection 2.3: "Erect length," Wikipedia, February 19, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... ect_length

Nor was I born James Michael. Rather, upon my birth on October 21, 1977 I was christened Ryan Nelson Donley. In the process of remarriage by my mother when I was young, and soon after having been legally adopted by my stepfather, my name was changed to James Ryan Nelson Redford in honor of the man whom raised me as his son (i.e., my aforesaid stepfather), which currently remains my legal name.

Neither am I confused about my gender. I enjoy being a feminine genetic male.

Regarding the storyline of my article, it is intentionally set within a type of every-day, common milieu, with only the characters and their activities being exceptional. My intent with the article was to focus on the characters (particularly Jamie and her sissy ways), and most especially their lovemaking. Were my intendment with this article a movie deal (which it wasn't), then it would have been a transgender porn movie. It's erotica, intended to get people off who enjoy explicit descriptions of manly-men loving sissies.

In reference to the subject of my first paragraph of this post, below is my article on my InfiniLast sexual technique (previous expositions of my InfiniLast technique have been made years earlier):

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How to Last During Lovemaking Like a True Sex-God Stud

Jamie Michelle

Janurary 5, 2008

I have discovered a sexual technique which allows a man to have sex indefinitely: staying hard while obtaining multiple orgasms with multiple ejaculations. I have named this sexual technique my InfiniLast technique. I have gotten feedback from other men saying that my technique has worked out great for them, doing for them exactly what I said it would. And I give this information out for free.

As one man, Caley, said (on August 11, 2003) in his thanks to me for relating to him my InfiniLast technique: "P. S. I figured out how to do the sex trick I last asked you about. I fucked the cupcake out of my roommate for about three hours. Thanks."

What I didn't previously know is just how truly rare multiple male orgasms with full ejaculation apparently are (i.e., with no so-called "refractory period" between ejaculations). The below website is by Richard Brent, the man media commentators (see "In the Media" http://www.multiorgasmic.com/public.htm ) have referred to as "The World's Only Multi-Orgasmic Man":

True Male Multiorgasmic Response http://www.multiorgasmic.com/home.html

Richard Brent was a test-subject in the study "Male Multiple Ejaculatory Orgasms: A Case Study" by Dr. Beverly Whipple, Brent R. Myers and Prof. Barry R. Komisaruk, conducted on January 15, 1995 at Rutgers University, College of Nursing (Journal of Sex Education and Therapy, Vol. 23, No. 2, 1998, pp. 157-162).

Of course, Richard Brent is not "The World's Only Multi-Orgasmic Man," as I have discovered how to have multiple orgasms with full ejaculation with no "down time" in-between, and I have taught other men how to do this, as well. Richard Brent has apparently always had this ability--but I believe this is an ability all physically normal males have, it's just they never learned it.

I should mention that the so-called "male multiple orgasm" techniques which have been published in books and articles are not true multiple orgasms with full ejaculation, but instead rely on "ejaculatory control" techniques. These require holding off from full ejaculation and hence full orgasm. They also require holding back from getting into the full sexual experience because if the male were to ejaculate then that would be the end.

My InfiniLast technique has none of these limitations, as it involves genuine full-on multiple male orgasms with ejaculation but with no loss of erection. One's legs and back will give out long before one's penis does. And one can truly get involved in the full sexual experience without having to worry about holding back from ejaculation.

For that reason also, my InfiniLast technique is a true godsend for men who experience premature ejaculation, since the whole point of my technique is to be able to orgasm with ejaculation while still remaining hard afterwards. Hence, the now misnomered "premature" ejaculation is absolutely no problem with my technique, since with my InfiniLast technique a man who ejaculates early can still continue having sex indefinitely with a full erection.

Since Richard Brent has experienced genuine male multiple orgasms with no refractory period since he first started masturbating as a child, he is unaware of what he is doing that almost all other males are not doing in order to achieve this result. Because of this he has no advice to offer as to techniques men can use in order to achieve the same result (see, e.g., "Q & A" http://www.multiorgasmic.com/q&a.htm ).

But thankfully for the rest of the human race who are not purely a-sexual or lesbian (and even for them, by making the rest of the world happier people), I know how it is that Richard Brent is achieving this result, for I learned this technique through Providence at around 22 years of age--long after I had experienced many orgasms with refractory period (i.e., the usual case for almost all men). Because of this, I am able to understand and hence relate what is being done differently in order to achieve genuine male multiple orgasms with ejaculation and with no refractory period. And hence, so also I have been able to successfully teach this technique to other men--of which I have named my InfiniLast technique.

My InfiniLast technique is quite simple and I believe it can be learned by almost any male--I would say any male who doesn't have erection problems to begin with (since you need to get hard first in order for it to work).

The trick is to exercise the muscles that control the flow of urine every time after you come, i.e., the same muscles used to stay hard--the main muscle involved is sometimes referred to as the Kegel muscle, i.e., the pubococcygeus muscle. Every time after you ejaculate, try to stay hard for as long as you can. At first it probably won't work very well--but the point is to exercise that muscle.

You can also exercise these same muscle before you ejaculate, by trying to stay hard without any physical stimulation for as long as possible--once you start going soft from lack of physical contact then apply physical stimulation again to get hard. Keep doing this over and over again as an exercise.

I believe this exercise would likely even work when a man is soft, such as when one is simply sitting down. Just keep tightening that muscle and then relaxing it--over and over again.

Keep exercising that muscle and eventually you will be able (or should be able) to stay just as hard even after you ejaculate. Then you will be able to have multiple orgasms with ejaculation without ever going soft.

Try it--for real. Make this your exercise routine (such as when you masturbate), and you'll become a stud who can go forever in the sack, while having genuine full-on multiple orgasms.

To elaborate further on my InfiniLast technique:

During sex, you contract the Kegel muscle after you ejaculate, while continuing to have sex with your partner. After a little while a normal erection will occur wherein one doesn't have to contract the Kegel muscle any more than one normally would during sex.

What contracting the Kegel muscle in this manner does is prevent the cupcake from flowing out of the penis and hence the penis going soft. After a little while of continuing to have sex, one's normal arousal will come back, after which one no longer has to deliberately contract the Kegel muscle.

The more one works at this the easier it becomes. So easy, in fact, that once one becomes proficient at this one is unlikely to notice any additional effort needed in maintaining an erection after an ejaculation while continuing to have sex.

Also, it does help the tighter a vagina, etc., is. This simply has to do with the amount of stimulation received. The woman with whom I discovered this technique of mine had a very tight vagina, which made it particularly easy for me to stay hard in her after ejaculation. But once one's Kegel muscle gets strong enough it's possible to orgasm with ejaculation during auto-masturbation and still stay hard afterward even with little physical stimulation applied.

One thing about my InfiniLast technique which may hinder its effectiveness for some people is the typical loss of interest in sex after a male has an orgasm. Thus, many men might lose the desire to properly practice the InfiniLast technique after they orgasm, and hence never really give the technique a proper chance. So a male has to be motivated and stick with it, and practice the technique just as I described above. But as I therein describe, after a man ejaculates and continues to have sex while contracting his Kegel muscle, after a little while a normal erection will return wherein he doesn't have to contract the Kegel muscle any more than he normally would during sex, due to the regular sexual arousal returning.

It may take awhile for a man to build up enough strength in his Kegel muscle in order to successfully maintain his erection after ejaculation with full orgasm, so don't necessarily expect instant results (although some men have gotten instant success with my technique). Just like building up any muscle, it could take weeks or months to achieve the results one is looking for.

The point of this technique of mine is to strengthen the male's Kegel muscle to the point where his Kegel muscle is strong enough so that after ejaculation with full orgasm the male can deliberately contract his Kegel muscle in order to prevent the cupcake from flowing out of his penis long enough for his normal penile arousal to return. Hence, it may well take some work in getting the Kegel muscle strong enough, but there's nothing mysterious or arcane about the mechanics of how the technique works.

And if you're a woman who would like your man to be able to stay hard while making love to you for as long as you want, then be sure to have him read my foregoing InfiniLast technique and provide him with encouragement in sticking with the aforesaid exercises.

read and recorded by Mistress Cassandra of Sissy School ( http://www.sissyschool.com/index.php?ac ... w&tease=16
http://getgirlie.com/sissyforum/profile ... ofile&u=82
http://thedicktator.com/cocklock/ )

May 16, 2007

Hello, fairy girls, I'm Mistress Cassandra, and for today's instructional course you're going to learn how to properly please a man with your sissy-pussies. Yes, that's right. You're big girls now, and so it's time you learned how to please a man like a big girl. Sissy girl Jamie Michelle will be my helper to show you ladies how to properly perform the techniques.

Class, let us now begin our lessons. Jamie Michelle, if you would be so kind, please open the door to the right.

Now, girls, compose yourselves. The men you see walking through the doorway are indeed some of the most exquisitely hunky studs to be found, but we can't have you nancies creaming your panties just yet. The time for that will come later.

Jamie Michelle, will you please denude yourself for the class, except for your high heel sandals, stockings and garter belt.

Very nice, Jamie. Oh, and I see she's a bit excited there. Don't get too excited there, princess, as we need you to help instruct the class. We wouldn't want you blowing your sissy-splooge too early. [Laugh.]

Now, class, follow Jamie's lead and take off all of your clothes; again, except for your high heels, stockings and garter belts. Being au naturel is necessary for the lessons that are to follow.

Yes, that means off with your panties, too, just like Jamie. No need to be shrinking violets. Believe me, girls, you don't have anything I haven't seen before. [Laugh.]

Very good, ladies. And I see that quite a number of you mincing pansies are excited as well. [Laugh.] That's quite understandable, considering the subject of our lessons for today and the beefy hunks you girls are going to be practicing them on. [Laugh.]

Jamie Michelle, kindly distribute these tubes of K-Y Jelly to each of the girls.

Excellent. Now that each of you ladies have your own tube of K-Y Jelly, we'll begin our lessons with you girls lubing up your boyginas and using your fingers to loosen up your pussies. Choose a position that's comfortable for you to reach your fag-pussies and watch how Jamie Michelle gets her pussy ready. Be sure to use plenty of lube, as the whole idea here is to reduce fricton so you girls will have a smooth ride.

Now before you girls are finished lubing yourselves up, I want each of you nellies to fit at least three fingers into your boy-pussies. This will get you ready for the lessons to come. And watch those long fingernails, girls! We don't want you creampuffs hurting yourselves.

Great work, girls. All of you are really taking to this rather naturally. [Laugh.]

Now it's time for each of you girls to pair off with one of our hunky studs.

No need to catfight, fairy girls! I'm sure each of you will get your fill! And only one stud per sissy!

Wonderful. You each now have your own stud in which to practice the lessons.

The first technique we're going to learn today is called the cowgirl position. Now this may not turn out to be every girl's favorite sexual position, but the reason we're starting with it is because it allows the girl to take the man's cock at her own pace and because she controls the action. So it's a great position for sexually-inexperienced sissies to use in order to learn how to ride cock.

Since all of you sissies and all of the studs have had thorough STD tests as a part of this instructional course, we won't be using condoms, that way you girls can get the full experience of erotically pleasing a man's bare cock. This experience with manly-men's bare cocks will come in handy when it's time for you sissies to please your future husbands.

Girls, begin by sliding down the briefs of your studs and having your men step out of them.

My, isn't that an impressive display of fabulous man-meat. As you can see, ladies, all the studs' cocks are huge, quite unlike most of you girls' sissy-clits. [Laugh.]

Ladies, if your man isn't already fully erect then make him hard using the oral skills you learned in Ms. Ally's cocksucking instructional course. As a matter of fact, I want all of you girls to show your men some oral appreciation. Guys love it when their women demonstrate just how much they adore their cocks.

As part of her prerogative as this course's head sissy, Jamie Michelle has pre-chosen Butch to be her partner for today's lessons, as at over ten inches in length, Butch has the biggest and thickest cock of all the hunky beefcakes here. As you might have guessed, Jamie's a bit of a size-queen. [Laugh.]

To give you a little aside, girls, I selected Jamie to help instruct this class due to her experience in being an advanced sissy-fag. She particularly made an impression upon me in this regard when she put on a live webcam show for me consisting of herself engaging in faggoty activities with another sissy. Not only did she suck the other sissy's clitty with wanton abandon--in addition to getting sucked by the other sissy--but she also spred her ass-cheeks in order to receive the other sissy's bare clitty right up her pansy-ass in the doggy-style position. I watched her as she took the other sissy's cum up her faggot-ass with glee. So I knew she'd be perfect to help with instructing this course. [Laugh.]

Jamie, begin by having Butch lie back on the matress and lube his dick up well. Now, Jamie, mount yourself on Butch's massive and engorged manhood by kneeling with your knees at the sides of Butch's torso, facing towards his chest, and slowly lowering yourself while guiding Butch's enormous cock into your pansy-cunt using one of your free hands.

My, look at her go. She's able to take every last bit of Butch's lengthy cock, all the way down to his massive balls. I am impressed, Jamie. [Laugh.]

Pansy girls, you just saw how Jamie Michelle lowered herself onto Butch's cock in the cowgirl position. Now you girls try it with your studs, first having them lie back on the matresses and then lubricating their penises with plenty of K-Y Jelly.

As you ladies kneel with your asses above your studs' cocks, be sure to take plenty of time to work the head of the cocks into your boyginas. Remember, girls, this isn't a race. For many of you girls, your stud's cock will be the largest thing you've ever taken up your pussies.

Now listen closely, because I'm going to give you nancies a valuable tip on how to work those big cocks into your ass-pussies. As you girls are attempting to force the head the cocks into your sissy-pussies, use your pussy muscles to push outward, as if you ladies were taking a poo. What this will do is help to open up the anuses of you pansies in order to allow the cocks to slide in.

Oh, wow, girls. I see that tip really helped you ladies out. I'm really proud of you girls. Each and every one of you limp-wristed fairies has managed to insert your hunky stud's cock into your boy-pussies. Well, if you weren't cock-jockies before, you are now. [Laugh.]

Ladies, continue to lower yourselves onto your men's erect cocks while pushing out with your fag-pussies, until your studs' big dicks have slid up all the way inside you as far as they will go.

Excellent work, girls. Now feel those large cocks deep inside you. From the big smiles, moans and squeals of pleasure coming from you pansy-fags I can tell you're really enjoying being deflowered. [Laugh.]

Now that you ladies have worked your men's cocks all the way inside you, watch as Jamie Michelle and Butch turn over to get themselves into a variant of the missionary position called "squashing of the deckchair." See how Jamie is on her back with her legs up in the air being held on Butch's shoulders, while Butch kneels with his knees on either side of Jamie's tushy. And notice how they managed to reposition themselves without Butch's massive cock ever leaving Jamie's boygina. I want all of you backdoor-betties to do the same now.

That's right. You girls are doing well. Each of you sissy-faggots is taking to this like a fish to water. It's as if all of you nellies were born to ride cock. [Laugh.]

Now, studs, give those pussies a good working-over while you stroke your sissy's clitty. We're going to show these moaning, trembling pantywaists what's it's like to be taken like a woman and have their minds screwed out by stiff dick. You beefy men are going to drive these queer, limp-wristed creampuffs into sissy heaven as they learn what it's like to orgasm with a big cock pumping away inside their pansy-cunts.

Girls, feel those massive mushroom-shaped cock-heads sliding across your sissy G-spot--that is, your prostate. Work your pussy muscles by tightening and then loosening those cock-holsters so as to give your men's penises extra stimulation.

And I want all of you ladies to passionately French kiss your hunky men while caressing their hairy chests as you continue to be dick-pounded into womanly ecstasy. Let yourselves go, sissy-girls, and completely take in the sensual erotic delights as you're driven by hard cock to ever-greater heights of feminine bliss. And feel free to moan and squeal with pleasure to your heart's content, sissies. Don't be afraid to show your love of riding cock. After all, this is your special time: cherish this moment and don't hold back your feminine desires.

Aw, look at my sissies go. How utterly cute. Every one of you ladies has your smooth-shaven, stocking-clad legs up in the air with your high heel shoes pointing toward the ceiling, all rocking back and forth to the rhythm of your beefcake's cock-thrusting. And just listen to you: all the girlish and womanly moans and squeals of erotic pleasure you fairies are making is precious. With your made-up faces, painted nails, womanly hairdos and feminine jewelry, you all look so adorable mounted on your studly men's stiff dicks.

Oh, my, I see some of you pansies are starting to spurt your sissy-cream. Look at all that sissy-milk flying about the place. You girls are really letting out quite a torrent of splooge. [Laugh.]

And, oh, more and more of you girls are spurting as well. That's right, ladies, let it all come out. I want all of you girls to make a cummy as your hot stud's massive cock is sliding back and forth inside your pussies.

Just look at all that cum flying. Way to go, girls!

Now listen up: none of you ladies are to stop pleasing your man until you have gotten him off. Studs, even if your sissy has already shot her milk, I want you to continue fucking those candy-asses until you each have drained your big balls inside these queer nancies. They want to know what it's like to be fucked like a woman, so we're going to show them. [Laugh.]

I see that all of our sissies have now creamed themselves, and as I look around I can tell that a number of our manly studs have relieved themselves inside their sissy's lower pleasure-hole.

My, my, class, you have truly done well. Each of you flaming poofters has drained your hunky man's prodigious nuts inside your fag-pussies, as well as making a creamy mess of yourselves from your own clitties. [Laugh.]

I am so proud of each and every one of you limp-wristed henhussies. Not only are all of you now confirmed cock-riders, but now you're also bona fide cum-catchers. Each of you queer pantywaists should be very proud of yourselves. You've all passed this instructional course's lessons with flying colors. The lessons you've learned today will be invaluable when it comes to satisfying your future husbands.

Jamie Michelle, kindly slide your pussy off of Butch's enormous cock so that you can stand up to take a bow for the class for your work in helping to show our pansies how to be the best sissy-fags they can be.

Yay!

[Finis.]

Oh, Ms. Piper, I thank you very deeply for your following two audio recordings as my prize for winning your Cock Sucking Contest!

First audio, 1:14 min:sec. http://eroticaudios.com/content/Piper/z-sissyjamie1.mp3 , http://www.webcitation.org/6Iym2894M

Second audio, 4:52 min:sec. http://eroticaudios.com/content/Piper/z-sissyjamie2.mp3 , http://www.webcitation.org/6Iym4UVyM

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Shortly after I reposted the above, I realized why it does not show up in doing a forum search.

The reason is because there used to be sections on this forum dedicated to individual mistresses, and Mistress Cassandra's foregoing post and my reply to her were within her specific subforum.

When the forum structure was changed and these subforums were removed, unfortunately the posts within these subforums were also lost. Hence the reason why I could not find the above exchange in doing a forum search.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue May 10, 2016 2:36 pm

Hi, Miss Violet. Yes, I wrote that. Thank you for your wonderful compliment. I also wrote the following story that Mistress Cassandra made into an audio recording as my prize for winning both Sissy School's 2007 Sissy Dolly Contest, and Slutty Dolly Contest:

* Jamie Michelle, "Mistress Cassandra's Sissy-Fag Instructional Course", May 1, 2008, viewtopic.php?f=2&t=8458 .

For those who enjoyed my previous story, I would also highly recommend my following one:

* Jamie Michelle, "The Erotic Adventures of a Sissy Named Jamie", Feb. 19, 2008, viewtopic.php?f=2&t=7392 .

Below are my entries to Sissy School's 2007 Sissy Dolly Contest, and Slutty Dolly Contest, respectively:

* Mistress Dallas, "Re: Sissy Dolly Contest entries", Feb. 7, 2007, viewtopic.php?f=59&t=5114 .

And:

* Mistress Dallas, "Re: Slutty Dolly Contest Entrants", Feb. 6, 2007, viewtopic.php?f=59&t=5115 .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon May 16, 2016 7:43 pm

Thank you for your kind words, Enchantrix Rachel.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:29 am

Thank you very much for your compliment, Mistress Violet! And Mistress Cassandra has been a nice person to me.

In addition to my numerous other writings that I link to in my above replies to you and Enchantrix Rachel, I had forgotten that I had written a sissy-poem, which is linked to in the following:

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: Sissy Affirmation", Feb. 15, 2011, viewtopic.php?f=17&t=12882#p59863 .

* "In The 80's Song - Rhett & Link", Rhett & Link ( https://www.youtube.com/user/RhettandLink ), Aug. 5, 2009, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj9OEmUr0F8 .

In my following post in this thread from April 30, 2011, I give the official YouTube video link to Cyndi Lauper's song "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" from her album She's So Unusual (1983). Unfortunately, a number of the below links that I gave to the cited music videos have gone dead, but the aforesaid Lauper link is still alive.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:58 am

Here's a nice feminine song and music video:

"Calvin Harris - Pray to God ft. HAIM", CalvinHarrisVEVO, Feb. 10, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FOBxcluXdk

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:30 pm

I'm glad you think my list is amazing, Enchantrix Rayne!

The thing about Lady Gaga's "Born This Way"--at least the video version which gives a whole preface to the song--is that she is actually talking about something very real, such as regarding the nature of good and evil, and the multiverse. My writings concern such matters.

Regarding your question, Indomitable Rayne, I like all of those artists. Pertaining to Whitney Houston in particular, I especially love her below song:

* "Whitney Houston: Jesus Loves Me", The Ministry of CeCe Winans and others ( youtube.com/user/marquisj89 ), Apr. 21, 2008, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNqAHrNNLqA

When I lived in this little, rustic town called Manhattan with my then-boyfriend Len, we often used to go to a burger joint named Jackson Hole on 3rd Avenue. They have the old-fashioned type of booth-jukeboxes where you put quarters into a song-selector. "Jesus Loves Me" by Whitney Houston would almost always be the first song I put my quarter down on.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun May 22, 2016 6:52 pm

Here's a song from 1983:

* "Culture Club - Karma Chameleon", emimusic, Feb. 28, 2009, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

What a major babe Boy George is in this! So totally feminine. So very girlie!

It's strange, but artists got away with far more gender-bending in the 1980s than nowadays. I think one reason for this is because the '80s were somewhat of a comparatively innocent time. Also, because society in general tends to let their artists get away with more fluffy poofterishness than the common person on the street (the straight hair-bands of the '80s, anyone?). Society tends to allow their artists greater levels of freedom and self-expression. In a real sense, uptight mainstream culture lives vicariously through its artists. This is true even of, say, country music, such as with Hank Williams, Sr. Society almost wants and expects its artists to be bad boys and girls.

The reason why this is is because the average person has to keep a tight ship. They have a workaday job, and their boss isn't going to be too impressed if they don't show up on time. Nor is their boss or their coworkers going to be much impressed with them if they start expressing themselves as the unique, individual flower that they are.

So society actually in a real way needs this release-valve with boundary-pushing artists, as that allows the common man or woman to live their expressive fantasies in the life of others.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:29 am

Thanks!

Regarding your question, I haven't heard one way or another regarding that, Enchantrix Rachel. I know that the aesthetic that you mention, such as the Tom of Finland look, is popular in many gay communities.

I don't know their orientations, but the Visual Kei bands that I have seen tend to have fairly dainty males. Below are some other Visual Kei acts that I've posted:

Post by Jamie Michelle » Wed Apr 10, 2019 11:25 pm

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* Jamie Michelle, "Re: Sissy role models", Apr. 10, 2019, viewtopic.php?f=43&t=16178&p=84457#p84457 .

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* * * * *

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* hicks_mush_bg.rm , 9041697 bytes, MD5: e05cbb194f41c93e2de50b7839918f2b, https://wayback.archive.org/web/2016082 ... i=s6nn3ggj , http://mirrorcreator.com/files/F5TADTQ6/ , http://webcitation.org/6TdfNwVJU , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2014102 ... 315945.zip .

The foregoing RealMedia video file can be played with the free and open source VLC media player:

http://www.videolan.org/vlc/

Post by Jamie Michelle » Wed May 18, 2016 2:17 am

Hi, Selina. That seems to be a common pattern with sissies, even before the prevalence of internet porn. I grew up before the internet became popular, and before I had the internet. Nor did I have non-internet porn. Yet still it occurs to sissies to start playing with their sissy-pussies and to crossdress. Mother nature has a whole tract laid down for sissies.

Thank you for your post, Enchantrix Rachel!

One thing that is common with crossdressers/sissies who are still closeted or apprehensive is to dress femininely to some degree, but to do it in a neighboring town/city where they are not known. That way they can get a feel for what it is like to go out en femme without worrying that those who know them will reject them. That's one of the techniques that I used to help me to start living en femme full-time.

Nowadays I dress en femme full-time but I'm not on hormones and haven't had surgery. Even if a feminine genetic male doesn't pass as a genetic woman, they can still live their life femininely. In the below thread, I discuss how I started dressing out and about en femme.

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: Is it too late to transition?", July 15, 2013, viewtopic.php?f=9&t=13565&start=15&p=68740#p68740

Below are pictures of me on my Tumblr blog. How one sees me in these images is similar to how I always dress. One of the pictures features my previous boyfriend Len. The URLs which follow the below tumblr.com URL are archive URLs of my Tumblr blog.

* Jamie Michelle, http://jamiemichelleblog.tumblr.com , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2014101 ... tumblr.com , https://archive.is/Tz8Yv

By the way, Enchantrix Rachel, I like that Heather Small song which you posted (viz., "Proud", from her album Proud [2000]). In the spirit of reciprocation, I'll offer a little ditty that's also an inspirational ministration. This stereophonic audioworks is by our good and trusty friends at KMFDM. This is a band which helped to stew my synapses into a frothy and vitalizing brew in my youth.

This hymniferous melody by KMFDM I think speaks nicely to the subject of this thread.

* "KMFDM - Make Your Stand", John Smith ( youtube.com/channel/UC8YI6XfSyEi7JHD_QJ1C6GA ), Oct. 19, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3x1z-B0xYg

Here are the lyrics, from the wonderful album Our Time Will Come (2014):

* * * * *

"Make Your Stand"

Learn the answers
Toe the line
Taste the freedom
Feed the swine

Face the future
Do your time
Judge your chances
Do the crime

Play the odds
It's all a game
Spin the chamber
Take good aim

Feel the power in your hands
Shape the future
Make your stand

Feel the power in your hands
Shape the future
Make the plan

Gender-blender
Girl or man
Makes no difference
It's all a sham

Every morning
Night and day
The fight continues
Never stray

Feel the power in your hands
Shape the future
Make your stand

Feel the power in your hands
Shape the future
Make your plan

Feel the power in your hands
You're the future
Make your stand

Take the challenge
Face the task
Rise above
Beat your path

A will to power
You shall be free
You are the master of your destiny

Feel the power in your hands
Shape the future
Make your stand

Feel the power in your hands
You're the future
Make your stand

Find your power!

Make your stand!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Jun 04, 2016 3:37 pm

Well, "[my] town" right now is in a rather rural, backwoods locale of Florida. So the answer to your question is "No", because there are no Gay Pride events in this sprawling and sky-scraping cosmopolitan metropolis of international envy. As far as I know, I am the entire Pride parade, but it's an event that lasts all year long, every year. So in considering the matter further, the answer to your question is actually "Yes", because I am the Pride event. And I'm always there. I can never be late to it, nor leave early. I never miss a second of it.

However, in regards to Pride events exogenous to myself, I have attended such. I used to live with my previous boyfriend Len in this rather rustic and quaint town called Manhattan. I don't suppose many have ever heard of it. It's just as well. I mean, the town wasn't even big enough to have a Walmart. Not that I'm proffering the establishment of a Walmart as the measure by which a town knows when it has arrived--but still, I'm just giving one an idea of the environs.

Anyway, Manhattan--or Womanhattan, as which I was well into the process of reforming this hamlet, before the Manhattanites booted me out of their town for being too intense for their uncultured sensibilities--did have Gay Pride events. Parades, in fact. I was spectator at two such happenings, rather than a parader.

Basically what I remember from those events is molecules. That, and atoms. I shan't ever forget either those molecules or those atoms. Within my heart they forever shall be treasured.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:56 pm

Nor could I be one to argue against such a commendation, Enchantrix Rachel. I'm honored, in fact. So honored, that I think my brain just blew out some sprockets. You've caused my thinkbox to start misfiring. I'm now going to have to take my head into the local mechanics in order to get all of its cylinders firing on time. While I'm there, I'm hoping that I've saved up enough pennies to have a turbocharger bolted onto my cranium. It will be slower in coming up to speed than a naturally-aspirated brain, but will have a faster top-speed. And, honestly, I think that's what we're all really looking for, when you really stop to consider the matter deeply enough.

Basically, my point is pennies, and what they can buy. People often don't stop to think about what a US cent can purchase you these days, if you save up enough of them.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:01 pm

Well, Enchantrix Rachel, what it means in context is a head with a turbocharger bolted onto it. Surely I couldn't have been the first to think of this.

But no matter. Perhaps all do not share my vision regarding turbocharged-brains. Such is their loss.

Yet not quite their loss, as us fuel-injected turbocharged-cranium cyborgs will work for the benefit of larger humanity. We will not forget where we came from, but instead help to advance all of our distant cousins called Homo sapiens sapiens. We shall keep in mind that we are all African diaspora.

And thank you for calling me Princess. It is very important for girl-cyborgs to be called Princess every now and then. I mean, when I do get the turbocharger bolted on. As a human, it's not so critical, as a human can't do as much damage as an unhappy cyborg can. But, still, I'm flattered.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:39 pm

I suppose the chances approach unity.

Here's some videos of me from March 11, 2016. Me bothering to take video of myself this very day wouldn't actually do much of anything to change what our squeaky-clean eyeballs can see from these videos. It'd be the same beautiful face, but just a different day.

* Jamie-Michelle-Videos.zip , 3279659 bytes, MD5: 3e96de73908865ab2c71aa9cad8efe5b, https://mirrorcreator.com/files/WCYIL86N/ , https://files.fm/u/87v7bznn , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2016072 ... i=qrh6jb54 , http://megalodon.jp/2016-0720-1924-14/h ... i=qrh6jb54

Watch out for the pop-ups that these free file-hosters throw at one. Also watch for the fake executables that a few of them might try to get one to download. Anyway, the actual file is easily identifiable, per the information I provide above. I'm sorry about the nonsense that these free file-hosters sometimes can put downloaders through, but the actual file is hosted by them. These type of free file-hosters are the quickest way I have to put up a file for others.

I should also say that you gently folks seem to have in mind that I'm sitting around with bunch of advanced and modern technology quickly at hand. I should disabuse you of that notion, as that is simply not the case.

There are strange sounds originating from the camera upon which I took these videos. There is a rapid-thumping mechanical-type noise, even though this is a digital camera with no moving parts (other than the lens movement--but it's not broken and functions just fine). And there is a constant breathing-type sound in the video, even though I don't think it's from me. I would think that if the camera's microphone were that sensitive to pick up on my breathing like that, then it would far more pick up on just my hand-movements. And that would still leave the rapid-thumping mechanical-type noise to explain.

At any rate, I thought this was odd when I recorded these videos. These videos were recorded on an ancient Kodak digital camera. The thing is about 12 years old. This camera didn't use to come out with these odd sound-effects before, as far as I can recall. Yet I'm not much of a shutter-bug, so I rarely use it. Which I suppose indicates my lack of Japanese heritage. I'm fairly content to just use my eyeballs as my camera.

So somehow I created a dark-ambient track without even trying to. But I'm digging it. I'm sure that if I experimented around enough that I could derive the scientific explanation for these sounds, but I don't actually care enough to bother with all that. So for right now I'll just put it down to my camera being possessed. It's old enough to have gotten some poltergeists, I should think. And the camera is probably near-death itself. So my poor camera has just about got a foot in the yawning grave and a foot upon our mortal sphere. No wonder it sounds like it's giving up the ghost.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Jun 04, 2016 8:05 pm

You're welcome, Enchantrix Rachel.

And if you insist that I must have a good rest of my weekend, then I suppose I'll just have to go ahead and do that. You're quite the taskmaster, Enchantrix Rachel.

I hope you have a nice weekend, too.

Happy upcoming birthday, Empress EmmaJane! Yippee! Thanks for letting us sissies know!

And thank you for the very sweet sentiments that you expressed in your above audio recording!

I believe the following must be the July 15 post you make reference to in you above post:

* EmmaJane, "Birthday Booty for Everyone! The Details…", July 15, 2016, http://www.fetishphonesexcalls.com/2016 ... e-details/ .

If I recall correctly, I believe Congress recently passed a law that everyone has to listen to the following song on their birthday, by everyone's favorite folk singer Stinky Wizzleteats:

* "'Happy Happy Joy Joy' - Stinky Wizzleteats | The Ren & Stimpy Show | The Splat", The Splat (thesplattube), Nov. 16, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc .

So don't forget, Mistress EmmaJane! Remember: happiness is mandatory!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Aug 14, 2016 3:54 am

Thank you for your very kind words, Empress EmmaJane! They mean a lot to me. I've been pretty lonely while trying to get over my breakup with Len, and so it's nice to be able to talk with others on the excellent Sissy School forum.

* "Front 242 - Tragedy For You (Full Length)", UMBRAXYMOX, May 2, 2008, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4oFcaVY8iQ .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:56 am

Here's a pretty song about love:

* "Project Pitchfork - Renascence - Official", Project Pitchfork ( youtube.com/user/TheForkForce ), Aug. 9, 2010, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiSCESP9uAk .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Dec 10, 2016 2:27 pm

I listened to this song more closely this morning and it made me cry, as paying attention to Brannan's lyrics made me think about how much I miss living with a husband-type.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:12 am

"Jesus wept." (John 11:35.) Viz.:

* "Skinny Puppy - Fascist Jock Itch", dereistic01, Dec. 27, 2010, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_KtkQJT3Vg .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Jun 17, 2018 8:15 pm

Thank you for the song-tips, Enchantrix Nadia!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Jun 17, 2018 8:44 pm

Our Space Brothers have made contact. This is their music. On their alien world, this is a completely normal sound.

* "Decomposed (Trampled) by Mentallo And The Fixer", TheThirteenth TortureDungeon ( youtube.com/channel/UCjI9nDZ2TpyualPPJHCym1Q ), Aug. 3, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttunLpHmBpk . Mirror: "Mentallo & The Fixer - Decomposed (Trampled)", On Onn ( youtube.com/channel/UCDKGgsketWbMxebgybIyNNg ), May 8, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKL_HdKToTw . Mirror: "Decomposed Trampled by Mentallo And The Fixer", jorge castro ( youtube.com/channel/UCeiZrvzZRODjcCJups0mNLA ), Feb. 1, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtS7ibk3Crs .

Our alien arrivals come from a strange world called "Texas". These "Texans"--as they call themselves--say that they have come to help us. I say we let them!

But it all makes me wonder whether they might not have already sent forerunners to infiltrate our world. In which case, how can one be sure that seemingly friendly counsels to let these "Texans" help us might not actually be coming from one among their own kind?

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:37 pm

The following is the album Tactical Neural Implant by Front Line Assembly, published in 1992:

* "Tactical Neural Implant", Tactical Neural Implant ( youtube.com/channel/UC9M4AEVgfIWYhZd9nBBZlFw ), last updated June 25, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... DMJ0nvGz70 . Mirror "Tactical Neural Implant", bman4622, last updated Mar. 2, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... 78DCD7BB69 . Mirror: "Tactical Neural Implant", Tactical Neural Implant ( youtube.com/channel/UC9M4AEVgfIWYhZd9nBBZlFw ), last updated July 8, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... 9H5ETG2kmW .

This album is among the highest forms of artwork mankind has ever created. The album is exquisite and grand prophecy. Some of the greatest forms of prophecy have been given in musical form, because musicians sometimes allow their minds to get into the flow of the great existential song.

Here are its prophetic lyrics:

* "FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY LYRICS - "Tactical Neural Implant" (1992) album", DarkLyrics.com, http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/frontl ... plant.html , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2016070 ... plant.html , https://archive.is/cGBS7 .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:43 am

Here's a cosmically epic album by the synthwave band Magic Sword:

* "Magic Sword - Volume 1", Magic Sword ( youtube.com/user/magicswordmusic ), Jan. 13, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q29bweNyGjM . Mirror: "Magic Sword - Volume 1 (Full Album)", Tender Loving Empire ( youtube.com/user/tenderlovingempire ), Jan. 26, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0RVXs3gXnY .

The band has a wonderful storyline and comic artwork to go along with their music. Check out their website:

* Magic Sword, http://www.magicswordmusic.com .

The following is the track-list to the foregoing album:

00:00 The Beginning
06:17 Sword Of Truth
12:25 The Way Home
16:42 Kill Them All
18:52 In The Face Of Evil
25:43 Only Way In
31:15 Reflection
34:39 Retrogram
39:51 Discover
44:53 Memories In Shadow
49:21 Battlefield
53:40 Infinite
58:44 Journey's End

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:06 pm

Some tender transgender growing-up stuff. It's hard to be a girlie boy in this world.

* "HollySiz - The Light (Clip officiel)", HollySiz, Sept. 24, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf79KXBCIDg .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:58 pm

Hollywood so often gets things totally wrong. Like with their alien-invasion movies. They're a basic failure in understanding human psychology.

What if the alien arrived and no one even cared enough to take notice? Then that alien stands completely unopposed, and can begin terraforming the globe in subtle ways in order to make it a more habitable place for itself. And what if the alien didn't arrive by spaceship, but instead via more intimate means?

Well, that would make for a strange movie, I suppose.

But it's best that we not think of these things too much. That way the alien is left free to do as it wishes.

Here's a pleasant documentary video along those lines by our good and trusty friends at Die Antwoord:

* "DIE ANTWOORD ft. The Black Goat ‘ALIEN’ (Official Video)", Die Antwoord ( youtube.com/user/ZEFRECORDZ ), June 3, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2y5y7BxgM .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:34 am

The most epic Speed Metal album ever. I got this on cassette when it first came out, and would play it on both-side continuous loop while I slept. This helped to stew my synapses into a sharp instrument growing up. The album's eponymous Painkiller mascot is a Christic figure. I didn't know that as a kid. I just loved this album because musically it rocked so viciously. Thus:

* "Judas Priest - Painkiller Full Album", Gordiux Metal ( youtube.com/channel/UCulYvjXytvZuhWSv07-ULKA ), Apr. 30, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QURZj4ez3Jo
Mirror: "Judas Priest - Painkiller - 1990 Full Album", S T Viana ( youtube.com/channel/UCYmWHcU41ceIZF5MJS1uNFw ), Sept. 27, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-TKhyBBvT4 . Mirror: "JUDAS PRIEST - Painkiller (Full Album) (1990)", Lucas pc engine ( youtube.com/channel/UCQc-tciVCFXihDy-ZxTQOHg ), Dec. 6, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1T6sirrd0A .

And here are the Painkiller's epic laser-light lyrics:

* "JUDAS PRIEST LYRICS; album: "Painkiller" (1990)", Darklyrics.com, http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/judasp ... iller.html , https://web.archive.org/web/20180103223 ... iller.html , https://archive.is/e4NY5 .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Feb 23, 2019 6:12 am

Here's a pretty song about humans:

* "Velvet Acid Christ- Phucking Phreak", fatjesuscult, May 19, 2007, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff7_cwQS5eE . Mirror: "Velvet Acid Christ Phucking Phreak (with lyrics)", grimer6, Mar. 19, 2011, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6kgEiVPJa8 . Mirror: "Velvet Acid Christ - Calling ov the Dead [Electro-Industrial]", suicidalcocksucker, Oct. 28, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ7-Xb5XV8A .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun May 12, 2019 9:15 pm

Speaking of the incubi and succubi ( viewtopic.php?f=9&t=16277 ), here's a pretty little ditty about the incubi that's almost sure to be a crowd-favorite at your next barbecue:

* "The Electric HellFire Club - Incubus (Leaether Strip Remix)", maligno1000, Dec. 25, 2009, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_tiU-xJd4c . Mirror: "The Electric Hellfire Club, 'Incubus (Leæther Strip Remix)'", MinusOnePlusOne, Apr. 23, 2019, https://www.bitchute.com/video/Yic3siiVEPrw/ , https://bit.ly/2GNjhQE , http://www.freezepage.com/1555985357MWTWPWSIVF .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun May 12, 2019 9:17 pm

This epic and emotionally-intense album helped me during my break-up with my former boyfriend:

* "Korgonthurus - Vuohen Siunaus (Full Album)", Northern Black Metal ( youtube.com/channel/UCUXcNv4wIydG5P2mX7d-LgA ), Dec. 19, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1DNkgyfpl0 . Mirror: "Korgonthurus - Vuohen Siunaus", unexplored bottom ( youtube.com/channel/UCV6Cjav1swYRH3sj2loPK_w ), Dec. 19, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woxF0pjZQj4 . Mirror: "Korgonthurus - Vuohen Siunaus (FULL ALBUM)", BlackMetalAttack ( youtube.com/channel/UCwFD6snptGil9kNstNYWydQ ), Aug. 24, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGYccl56Q6M .

Requiescat in pace, Burt Reynolds. Thank you for making sure our beer got there on time. For that service to us little folk, you shall be held in high honor.

Here is the documentary proof of Reynolds's determined efforts in serving mankind:

* "Smokey and the Bandit East Bound and Down", nejckra ( youtube.com/user/nejckra ), Apr. 8, 2010, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ls-QEleksI , https://streamable.com/0x5fpk , https://bit.ly/2BQYo8M .

Wow. That video is virtually a short documentary of my life from age 16 to 24 years. I mean the drivin' part.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue Dec 21, 2021 1:11 pm

On this Capricornian day of my conception [1], here's a fun musical video that takes me back:

* "Bo and Luke Duke sings The Dukes of Hazzard theme song (1993)", That Smelly Skunk from Palmdale ( youtube.com/c/sobchakvideos ), Apr. 20, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC4ue59eQm8 , https://files.catbox.moe/t7clh1.webm , https://megalodon.jp/2021-1221-1744-20/ ... 7clh1.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20211221085 ... 7clh1.webm .

This reminds me of when I was a young sissy-lass, prancing around while carrying my Dukes of Hazzard lunchbox. I enjoyed a number of the '80s televisionary shows when I was little, as they often incorporated messages regarding liberty and its vital importance. Which is a rather befitting conception for this day, as we should all be ornery goats against destructive error yet docile lambs toward truth.

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Note:

1. Jamie Michelle, "Tropical Astrology", Internet Archive, June 11, 2020, ark:/13960/t0wq8t60r, https://megalodon.jp/2020-0612-0125-57/ ... ology.html , http://www.freezepage.com/1591892714OUKMWFLOHK , https://archive.is/iJmDz .

Here's to give an update on my current business card which reflects my name-change since marriage to my husband:

* Jamie-Carney-Business-Card.pdf , 1059405 bytes, MD5: d424693d139bd17dff1907416d330e3a, https://web.archive.org/web/20180613170 ... s-Card.pdf , https://www.webcitation.org/709J2qFAG , http://www.freezepage.com/1528909373USXCGFPNJE , https://megalodon.jp/2018-0614-0203-27/ ... s-Card.pdf .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Jun 25, 2020 5:29 am

Oh, it's Halloween again. Teehee! Well, as some might recall, every day is Halloween for me. I wish to make it so for everyone.

But my above post reminds me of something rather similar that I imparted. On January 28, 2017, Sissy School's own amazing Mistress Erika asked people to comment on the following:

To which I replied:

Upon that our dear Lady Erika responded:

I then rejoined:

Some conscientious folk have troubled themselves to put this into audio-visual multimedia music format for all of mankind's benefit:

* "Univertigo - Octavia (Official Video)", Univertigo Official ( youtube.com/channel/UCpXgJR3qWmbdf06jxA8-xRw ), Jun. 19, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6DKbPx_EY8 , https://streamable.com/65kz1b , https://bit.ly/3eE3UKg .

* * * * *

And here's another humdinger. Also on January 28, 2017, Mademoiselle Erika posted this (no attempt here to make this into an Erika-festival--she's just happened to create some good set-ups for me):

Thereupon I exclaimed:

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:21 pm

Like this here dandy of an exchange:

* Mistress Erika, "Feeling Fem Everyday Work Challenge For Secret Sissy's", Oct. 30, 2019, viewtopic.php?f=5&t=17046 .

Reproduced forthwith:

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Thank you for your nice audio, Mistress Erika!

I like surrounding myself with girlie things! Here's a picture capturing one of the girlie things at my place of work, which is located in an enchanted forest inhabited by fairies:

* Cari-2019-10-30.jpg , https://web.archive.org/web/20191031041 ... -10-30.jpg , https://archive.is/cX6rl , https://megalodon.jp/2019-1031-1318-41/ ... -10-30.jpg , http://www.freezepage.com/1572495534ILDCTYTSPM .

This is Cari, the caring transgender bear--"caring" because Cari cares! Cari's male-to-female transgendered, like me!

Cari's a bit camera-shy, but she agreed to let me take her picture for the wonderful Sissy School forum after listening to your above recording. She enjoyed your audio, as well! Cari acquired her shyness after her parents were shot by poachers. Yes, on camera by a band of breakfast-chefs. They gave no warning and the camera-flashes startled Cari. So her timidity toward picture-taking is understandable.

Cari hails from the Amazon rainforest, she being a member of the elusive rainbow-bear species Ursus irisus. The rainbow-bears obtained their distinctive multicolored iridescent fur eons ago after many generations of adapting in a symbiotic relationship with a remarkable strain of mushrooms that, when eaten by them, are known for making the bears laugh hysterically. The rainbow-bears' brilliantly-colored opalescent droppings in turn provide fertilization for the mushrooms.

After she had listened to your audio and agreed to have her picture taken, I snapped the above photograph of Cari while she was listening to one of her all-time favorite albums, Tactical Neural Implant by Front Line Assembly, which was published in 1992. Cari considers it rather profound. Here it is online in full:

* "Tactical Neural Implant", Front Line Assembly - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UCR_i_uoOq_j1Kmys_BUW1Qg ), last updated Sept. 24, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=O ... uZTqu2RcYY . Mirror: "Tactical Neural Implant", gusset tripe ( youtube.com/channel/UCYvejAZtnOY3TWUeqe653Fg ), last updated Sept. 16, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... 0d0EBs7_Tr . Mirror: "Front Line Assembly - Tactical Neutral Implant (1992)(Full Album)", Jhon Salas ( youtube.com/channel/UC46WmWhMkK6I0t2nOM4FFPQ ), last updated July 12, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... UZLPbiGGhV .

And here are the album's lyrics:

* "FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY LYRICS - "Tactical Neural Implant" (1992) album", DarkLyrics.com, http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/frontl ... plant.html , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2016070 ... plant.html , https://archive.is/cGBS7 .

Cari sends her love to all the wonderful people of the Sissy School forum! Yay!

(Yes, Cari knows all about the Sissy School forum, as she often likes to look over my shoulder to read along with me, and listens to the mistresses' audios when played aloud.)

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:25 pm

Just to clarify an important matter which might arise in people's minds based upon what I have already long put out:

J. C. is my Gun. And He/She/It is the only Gun that I will ever need, for all eternity.

No. 7.

It seems to be an important number.

Mayhap No. 6 plays a role, too.

* * * * *

After all, are swords actually of much use to conduct warfare in our modern times? Might that olden spiritual terminology use some updating?

Perhaps so.

They're both rather penetrating devices. And potentially sharp.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Oct 18, 2020 1:49 am

Recently on the forum there has been discussion concerning a chill going about in the world. As I muse upon that here on this Apollonian morning, I conclude that some old-fashioned Coldwave is in order:

* "Basshunter - Angels Ain't Listening (OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO)", BASSHUNTER ( youtube.com/user/basshunter ), May 29, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMowU4wxXv8 , https://files.catbox.moe/s27s2v.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1602998431IPQAPNJVJC , https://megalodon.jp/2020-1018-1420-40/ ... 27s2v.webm .

Though, contrariwise, listen they do. No choice do they have but to hear.

* https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... atorio.jpg , https://web.archive.org/web/20131014232 ... atorio.jpg , https://megalodon.jp/2020-1018-1343-24/ ... atorio.jpg , http://www.freezepage.com/1602996222BEGTXOCHYL .

Let us join these two nutty threads in eternal matrimony:

* M_Cassandra, "TheDommeDepotSissySlut~M Cassandra", July 3, 2018, viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16312 .

'Tis the nutcracker season, after all. And mankind was a tough nut to crack. Not actually. Just the degree of nuttiness was a hard pill to swallow.

* "top secret! ballerini", Jokerfilmproduction, May 22, 2008, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSJVEb-qljA , https://megalodon.jp/2022-0101-1433-20/ ... 4vy51.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20220101053 ... 4vy51.webm .

I wish everyone an epic new year!

I wouldn't say in all ways, but I do like being feminine. And I largely decided myself? In what manner, Andrea? Care to elaborate?

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:35 am

You're a headbanger! Rock on, Andrea!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Mar 17, 2017 4:53 pm

You make cyborgs cry, Andrea. In the spirit of sharing, here's another cyborgian soul-toucher--a truly classic album of the genre from AD 1992, and one which I have been rather fond of since not long after its release. With the incredible recent advances in machine-learning artificial neural networks, it stands as particularly prophetic for our current time and in the years to come.

* "Front Line Assembly - Tactical Neural Implant", Tom Kinzie ( youtube.com/user/dinkpinkle ), Mar. 16, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRmQ7e_J3AM .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Mar 18, 2017 5:57 am

"Someone can suggest it, but only you can actually make it happen."

Alright. I can see what you mean there. That makes sense to me. I am the gatekeeper of all femininity.

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it!

By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!

While we're on this '80s cartoon jag, consider the following video whereby two of my '80s animation heroes are matched-up, toe-to-toe. Who do you think will win? I already know who! There was no doubt in my mind!

* "He-Man VS Lion-O | DEATH BATTLE! | ScrewAttack!", ScrewAttack! ( youtube.com/user/screwattack ), Jun 28, 2013, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OUCI3oLYss .

If it weren't for the '80s, where would we be?! Well, I'll tell you exactly where we'd be: sometime before the '80s. And who wants to be there? As we have to go through the '80s to get here.

* * * * *

By the way, Skynet's operating system is Linux. (For real--I didn't make that up. Look it up!)

So yes, I'm saying that Linux is going to kill us all. Obviously.

This is just standard '80s/'90s cyborg apocalypticism. But what was movie fun and games at the time is now going to become real.

What got me thinking about Skynet right now was the following very informative documentary videographic media presentation. As being an '80s/'90s girl, I loves me some multimedia! I love seeing on my computer screen the moving pictures along with the audio, and particularly when the moving pictures are in color! And not so pixelated that it is an incomprehensible mess, like 320*240.

This grave and serious documentary involves a dispute between two '80s cyborg legends. One is a cyborg with flesh on the inside. The other is a cyborg with flesh on the outside. They are each the other's antipodes! It's fucking crazy, folks!

At any rate, quite frankly, I wasn't sure who would win this battle. But I always knew who I wanted to win. It was close, but it turned out that who I was rooting for managed to save the day.

Can you guess who? Hmm?!

* "Terminator VS RoboCop | DEATH BATTLE! | ScrewAttack!", ScrewAttack! ( youtube.com/user/screwattack ), Mar. 4, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLjlnoAT_ns .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:17 am

RoboCop loves me--this I know,
For Paul Verhoeven tells me so!

* * * * *

When I'm in a crestfallen mood, what often puts some pep in my step is in thinking of RoboCop, and the massive RoboLove that he has for the world, including me!

And, surely, we could all use some more RoboLove in our lives.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:40 pm

Since, coincidentally enough, the topic of well-meaning robots has recently come up on the forum yet again, I thought that it would be quite befitting to bump this classic Sissy School forum thread.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Apr 10, 2022 3:14 pm

Sometimes the Story envelops you, and you become a part of it. That's why I'm not so much into fiction or video games. Reality is so much more interesting.

* "The Neverending Story • Theme Song • Limahl", HD Film Tributes ( youtube.com/c/HDFilmTributes ), Aug. 16, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHytjEj7B9g , https://files.catbox.moe/zfd9lq.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20220410181 ... fd9lq.webm .

""
'T is strange,--but true; for truth is always strange;
Stranger than fiction; if it could be told,
How much would novels gain by the exchange!
How differently the world would men behold!
How oft would vice and virtue places change!
The new world would be nothing to the old,
If some Columbus of the moral seas
Would show mankind their souls' antipodes.

What "antres vast and deserts idle" then
Would be discover'd in the human soul!
What icebergs in the hearts of mighty men,
With self-love in the centre as their pole!
What Anthropophagi are nine of ten
Of those who hold the kingdoms in control
Were things but only call'd by their right name,
Caesar himself would be ashamed of fame.
""

--Lord George Gordon Noel Byron (1788-1824), Don Juan, Canto XIV, Stanza 101, https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/21700 .

Very happy yay for Missy Susan Pauline's birthday! For joy! For joy!

I think this calls for bringing in the big-guns on the celebratory matters. Which of course can only mean one thing: the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song by everyone's favorite folk singer Stinky Wizzleteats, from that great televisionary extravaganza, the Ren & Stimpy Show!:

* "'Happy Happy Joy Joy' - Stinky Wizzleteats | The Ren & Stimpy Show | The Splat", The Splat (thesplattube), Nov. 16, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc .

And a very posh cake there, Enchantrix Rachel!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon May 01, 2017 1:42 pm

Oh, wow! Thank you so very much for your email! I hadn't checked my email for a bit.

I emailed you back and I left a thankful comment on your following Sissyville blog page for your new recording.

* Miss Rachel, "Sissy, Let’s Fantasize: A Romantic Sissygasm", Sissyville, Apr. 30, 2017, http://www.sissyville.com/2017/04/30/fa ... sissygasm/ , http://www.eroticaudios.com/content/Rac ... sygasm.mp3 .

It's a very wonderful, wonderful audio! It's so artistically well-done! And it so well-captures my feminine feelings when making love with a nice manly-man!

Yay!

Continuing with our chronologically-apropos thema of cranium-bursting liberation and independence:

It's time for some Hocico! Why? Just because it's that time! And we all love Hocico, don't we? That's a very silly question, because of course we all do!

Now with the proper introductions out of the way, here is the stellar album Signos de Aberración (2002) by the Mexican band Hocico:

* "Signos de Aberración", Jamie Michelle ( youtube.com/channel/UCXVVukbe1hkCM_YG2BY7Rlw ), updated Oct. 13, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... iUXuJ7drGb . Mirror: "Signos de Aberracion", updated June 10, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=O ... _P544Kgswc .

That's an interesting name for a band. I have noticed that the apes have good snouts on them. They instinctively detect an interloper among their ranks, and respond accordingly.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Nov 02, 2020 10:18 am

Of course, be careful in testing your electrical outlets with your liberty spikes. The hair-gel was not actually made for that.

* "FAZLEN - PSILOCYBE (Music Video)", Fazlen ( youtube.com/user/Pieriofaz ), Jan. 13, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tar3zSRD5UI , https://streamable.com/a0uqc , https://bit.ly/2JudRz7 .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Nov 02, 2020 12:43 pm

T-minus 17 seconds and counting ...

* "Space Shuttle Launch Audio - play LOUD (no music) HD 1080p", indiegun, Apr 27, 2011, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnoNITE-CLc , https://files.catbox.moe/jk1h4x.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1604338556EJYGIAQHOC .

All systems check and are clear for a go.

We have lift-off.

Houston, monitor the take-off.

Houston here. We see that it's all pristine and beautiful.

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Giving birth is a difficult process, is it not?

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Nov 05, 2020 2:14 am

Let's tune-up our ears:

* "Magic Sword - Volume 1 (Full Album)", Tender Loving Empire ( youtube.com/user/tenderlovingempire ), Jan. 26, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0RVXs3gXnY . Mirror: "Magic Sword - Volume 1", Magic Sword ( youtube.com/user/magicswordmusic ), Jan. 13, 2015, https://web.archive.org/web/20201105062 ... me%201.mp4 , https://magic-sword.bandcamp.com/album/volume-1 .

As an extra-special bonus, below is a spiffy comic-art story that goes along with the above music! It regards a special lady who uses her Magic Sword to defeat the atrociously-morbid forces of evil. But in actuality, the Magic Sword which she wields simply stands-in as a metaphor for her ability to articulate to her fellow humans various existentially-vital matters that affect their reality. It represents her adroitness in being able to mentally penetrate the deep sinews and viscera of existence. I know: pretty wild stuff! Where do these artistic types ever come up with such concepts?!

* "The Tale", Magic Sword, https://web.archive.org/web/20180212195 ... m/the-tale , https://megalodon.jp/2018-0904-0530-47/ ... m/the-tale .

* "The Immortals", op. cit., https://web.archive.org/web/20180212195 ... -immortals , https://archive.is/mHGB1 .

* "Comic Volume 1", op. cit., https://web.archive.org/web/20180302144 ... m/volume-1 , https://archive.is/4VURo .

* "Comic Legend: Volume 2 Chapter 1", op. cit., https://web.archive.org/web/20180903195 ... -chapter-1 , https://archive.is/qvjyv .

* "Come", op. cit., https://web.archive.org/web/20180903192 ... me-unto-me , https://archive.is/QwjTE .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:17 pm

What do the Liberty Spikes represent, whether they go from left to right or from back to front?

Rays.

Rays of what?

Light.

And what does the Light represent?

The ability to see. (Viz.: Intelligence; Self-Consciousness.)

See what?

To see clearly.

What then is there to see?

Abusive bondage. And in so many ways.

But then what good are the Spikes?

They shear the bonds.

Hence their name. Not named that for nothing ...

* "Liquid Stranger - This Feeling (OFFICIAL VISUALIZER)", WAKAAN, Dec. 23, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMiW6ETK1kU , https://files.catbox.moe/6q0vcz.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1609300207PKEIIKYIDV , https://web.archive.org/web/20201230035 ... q0vcz.webm .

I know: I can sometimes be a tad emotional. I'll have to beg everyone's pardon on that.

* https://megalodon.jp/2020-0326-1542-01/ ... ped%29.jpg , http://www.freezepage.com/1585204928YQENCKQYGY , https://archive.is/dCwi5 , https://web.archive.org/web/20200326064 ... opped).jpg .

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: Are you an UNDERCOVER SISSY? - from TeasePrincess Melanie", Sissy School forum, Sept. 25, 2016, http://getgirlie.com/theforum/viewtopic ... 449#p76990 , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2016092 ... 17&t=15449 , https://archive.is/9gHUr , http://megalodon.jp/2017-0205-0216-13/w ... 17&t=15449 .

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So as you can very clearly see, Ms. Harper, I am doing my hardest best to get this here joint all sanified-up. I'm glad that you're onboard with my program regarding that.

Us Texans have a great deal to learnify the world in regards to the sanity department.

And let us Texans never divulge that we are infiltrators into their world, inexorably warping humans' minds to our grand designs. So therefore you must always disclaim knowledge of these matters while pretending ignorance of them, my dear Ms. Harper. Your secret mission is very important.

Mhehehehe! Mwhahahaha! Whahahaha!

Perhaps I have already said too much.

But no matter! It is already too late for the humans, even if they know of the plans of us Texans.

And the irony of the foregoing surgical matters being that if the adults had simply not troubled themselves and waited about a year, my voice dropped on its own when I hit puberty. When it dropped, I obtained a voice so deep it can shatter foundations. But with great power comes great responsibility. Unless one is an irresponsible sort, in which case it comes with no responsibility whatsoever. Ha!

It was the following resource by Ms. Phillips which helped me to find my girlie voice again:

* Melanie Anne Phillips, "How to Develop a Female Voice", Transgender Support Site, http://heartcorps.com/journeys/voice.htm , http://www.webcitation.org/6I7pJpqvh , https://archive.is/Lk12c .

With the above instructions, a male can learn how to speak with a truly female-sounding voice (i.e., not a falsetto). The trick is to relax the part of the vocal chords which are responsible for the lower harmonics in males. This can be done by first speaking in the highest-pitched voice one can, like Marvin the Martian or the Wicked Witch of the West (i.e., a falsetto). Then speak in the deepest voice one can. Now attempt speaking in a non-falsetto feminine voice. The idea is to find the place where one is no longer using the part of the vocal chords which are responsible for the lower harmonics yet not speaking in a falsetto. Be careful, because once one finds this spot one's voice can actually get "stuck", to where it can be hard to find one's usual voice again.

The above technique really does work, if one can learn it, i.e., it doesn't take hardly any time to do it, if one can find the spot, as I did almost instantly once I read the above; although once one finds the spot, speaking in the new feminine voice for a long period of time is likely to make one's throat sore until one gets used to it, as one is using the vocal chords in a manner one isn't used to.

Speaking of when I was young, the below is a picture of me when I was five orbits around the Sun, deep underground Texas in my heavily-fortified lair. I had invited a few friends over. I'm the one in front with the striped shirt. My mom and adoptive dad are directly behind me. One could never guess by the way the people are dressed that this was taken in the early '80s.

* Jamie-Longhorn-Cavern-Texas-1983-7.jpg , 2161067 bytes, MD5: d6809c0690591e7994952db861f9af11, https://archive.is/Co52A , https://megalodon.jp/2018-0629-0241-51/ ... 1983-7.jpg , http://www.freezepage.com/1530207673YGNFHSORNY .

The foregoing image functions as my Texas Passport, to provide documentation regarding my bona fides. I use it to traverse the galaxies unimpeded. The madcap ancap misrulers of the Galactic Disunion are notoriously slack on their documentation requirements.

Teehee!

Oh, Empress EmmaJane, I think you might have just created my favoritest of all the lovely mistresses' audios!

Yay, yay!

I love your wonderful recording so much! My little sissy heart overflows with such joy listening to it!

Mees likes it so much!

My wedding to my husband was a simple civil matter.

Well, not actually so simple. We were looking for a notary public to officiate our documents, but could never find one who would do it. As don't you know, the banks won't notarize a marriage. So we went back to the clerks of courts, in order to ask them where there is a notary to do this.

Well, a nice lady also in line overheard us. Wouldn't you know, she was a notary.

Her name was Courtney. And she was so romantic. She actually looked up the wedding vows on her phone, and did up our wedding like she was the preacher. Or preacheress. However you say it.

She really took a delight in doing it up right. Far be it from me to argue with her.

I felt blessed that someone actually took such an interest in us.

The thing is, like I said elsewhere, I'm a really cheap person. I'm really good at not spending money. To me, what seems to me to be most important is how a situation strikes my soul. I wanted to marry my man, and that's that. We both agreed that our rights toward each other be legally recognized. It's our spiritual marriage that actually matters, but to have that recognized feels like that creates a safer space for us. It's hard going through this world, and it just seems that doing it up this way presents less trouble for ourselves.

My husband put my little gold wedding band on my hand as Courtney read us our marriage rites. Courtney was such a sport. Ha!, not even a sport, as we were the sports with her! She was the one who directed us. It wouldn't have occurred to us to do it up all traditional like that--but it occurred to her.

You see, I live a miracle-filled life. The things which seem to hurt at first wind up being the greatest things to ever happen. Humans often hate me, but it would appear that the universe adores me.

I don't know that I understand that completely, but I shan't be one to argue with it.

Thank you so much, Empress EmmaJane, for creating what I think just might be my favoritest of all mistress recordings!

Oh, my, I love it! You provide me in my imagination what it would be like to have a very fancy sissy wedding, with the white wedding dress, all the invited guests, the cake, and the ceremony.

Yay!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Wed Jul 04, 2018 1:16 pm

Thank you for your very nice reply, Empress EmmaJane!

I've made your recording "Seasons of the Sissy Bride" my and my husband's official mistress audio! Teehee.

Our official couple's song is the 1970 song "Lola" by The Kinks. My husband is a walking encyclopedia set of classic rock and country music knowledge. It's hard to stump him! And my man plays guitar and drums.

Here's our song:

* "The Kinks - Lola (Official Audio)", The Kinks ( youtube.com/user/TheKinksMusic ), July 25, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU .

For some history on this song, see:

* "Lola (song)", Wikipedia, Apr. 12, 2016, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti ... =714891776 , http://webcitation.org/6hQnKIWov , https://archive.is/g4xRU .

The following are the song's lyrics:

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I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola
See-oh-el-aye Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola, la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola, la-la-la-la Lola, la-la-la-la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said Dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola, la-la-la-la Lola
Lola, la-la-la-la Lola, la-la-la-la Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said Dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola, la-la-la-la Lola
Lola, la-la-la-la Lola, la-la-la-la Lola

Written by: Ray Davies

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:13 am

Yay! Thank you for your extremely pleasant words, Empress EmmaJane! Theys makes mees happy! Yippee!

Teehee!

Wishing you even better than the best!

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Oh, that previous sentence reminded me of this fun music video from 1997 by our good friends at KMFDM:

* KMFDM - Megalomaniac [HD]", TheFourthSurvivor, Apr. 10, 2009, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvZqWq0ZNjk .

Super-yay!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon May 17, 2021 10:38 pm

Yay for today, because today marks the third wedding anniversary of my dear husband Mike and me! Yippee! Mees loves my hubby so much! Teehee!

On my below webpage people can see a picture of my husband and me, it being the October 28, 2017 photograph therein:

* Jamie Michelle, "Biographical Multimedia: Pictures, Videos and Miscellanea", Internet Archive, Feb. 15, 2022, ark:/13960/t9c624c8z, https://jamiemichelle.000webhostapp.com , http://jamiemichelle.epizy.com , http://jamiemichelle.freevar.com , http://jamiemichelle.byethost14.com ; https://archive.org/download/Jamie-Mich ... 2-2-15.zip , https://files.catbox.moe/oo772e.zip , https://web.archive.org/web/20220215222 ... oo772e.zip .

I felt so happy on my wedding to be my wonderful man's bride!

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* "Black Veil Brides - Wake Up (Official Video)", Black Veil Brides ( youtube.com/c/blackveilbrides ), Jan. 12, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBB37gsHJmQ , https://files.catbox.moe/ls58j0.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1621304618FKCOOFFTNV , https://web.archive.org/web/20210518022 ... s58j0.webm .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat May 22, 2021 12:16 pm

Oh, no! Heavens to Betsy! The above thread-link wherein I relate meeting my husband is currently dead. But not to fret, as we have been promised the imminent return of such posts. For the details on that, see the following thread:

* Jamie Michelle, "The Sissy School Forum Has Lost Many of Its Subforums", Jan. 4, 2021, https://www.getgirlie.com/theforum/view ... =9&t=17373 .

In the interim, I reproduce my aforesaid post below. Though since merely reproducing the first post of the thread leaves out all the fun replies, here is also the entire saved discussion:

* Jamie Michelle, "Hi, All My Sissy School Lovelies! I'm Back!", Sissy School forum, May 22, 2018, https://web.archive.org/web/20210522160 ... nelpx.html , http://www.freezepage.com/1621699305YGBXRNUZVQ , https://files.catbox.moe/4nelpx.html .

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Hello again to all the wonderful sissies and mistresses at the excellent Sissy School forum! I've been away from our delightful forum for almost a year due to intervening circumstances, as the reason for my absence was that I was homeless during that time until recently, having now worked myself out of said state via my bootstraps. It's great to be back!

During my unhoused gadding about, I had adventures aplenty, crossing paths with ally and rogue alike. To my beneficent fortune, I've gained good-fellowship with some of those congenial beforementioned. Indeed, one such being no less than my dear husband Mike! We were recently legally married, though we've been married in our souls not long after my outdoorsy excursion began. We both agree that it is our spiritual marriage that principally matters, nevertheless it is good that we now have recognized rights toward each other.

The following is a picture of my husband and me, taken on October 28, 2017. This photograph is truly amazing, as it captures our meeting the internationally-famous Tony the Tiger at our local Walmart! Little could we have suspected that during our grocery outing we would chance upon such a celebrity. As you can well-imagine, we were starstruck, and to our great luck one of his entourage agreed to take our picture with the convivial Mr. Tiger!

* Mike-Tony-Jamie-2017-10-28.jpg , 1273190 bytes, MD5: 4b1c9f563ef0482cb29a8070b6649f8d, https://web.archive.org/web/20180522213 ... -10-28.jpg , https://archive.is/R9E0Z , http://www.freezepage.com/1527024886OVBAMSZMRX , http://megalodon.jp/2018-0523-0637-43/t ... -10-28.jpg .

Tony said of us, "They're great!" Aw, pshaw, Tony! You're making our ears blush!

And the below picture, taken on November 1, 2017 by my husband, is of our former tented grand manor, christened Ravenscroft, with our pavilion located behind me in the image. Upon these grounds is where my husband and I originally met and combined forces, he having lived there before my arrival. Outside of the image on the same property was our vacation estate, appellated Woodhaven, featuring a smaller tent. We agreed that our primary estate shall always be dubbed Ravenscroft, with any secondary tenement to be styled Woodhaven. The property seen here was owned by a nice lady who was a benefactor of the homeless, and she would allow select people to make encampment thereon. The property was otherwise abandoned by her. The house seen in the background is on a different property, belonging to one of our then-neighbors.

* Jamie-Old-Ravenscroft-2017-11-1.jpg , 1828157 bytes, MD5: c62fee027543a6ccadae39437e16e181, https://web.archive.org/web/20180522220 ... 7-11-1.jpg , https://archive.is/URQ6k , http://www.freezepage.com/1527027024GTUXAJAGRF , http://megalodon.jp/2018-0523-0710-28/t ... 7-11-1.jpg .

As you can see, our livingroom was rather spacious. Indeed, its vaulted ceilings were so high as to quite literally encompass the Milky Way Galaxy! No need for television here, as its vistas were constantly on the wildlife channel without need of an electrical outlet! Teehee.

Our livingroom was arranged for entertaining our guests in nights of jubilation and merrymaking, with the area where we would build our bonfires seen at the bottom of the image. To my left in the photograph we have some gourmet hamburgers being grilled-up. Delish! Also seen thereabouts is one end of an abandoned travel-trailer RV that was unlivable.

In my right hand of the pictorial is a big Bowie knife, one of the most truly useful camping tools yet invented. This is another delightful Walmart find, the Mossy Oak Break-Up Country Bowie Knife with Stag Finish Handle, Model No. 5001 (UPC: 8 20909 15001 5). It's constructed like an Abrams battletank, and at $19.97 was quite the catch. Whoever designed this knife knew what they were doing!

This knife also has the added benefit of helping me to remember the Alamo, which us Texicans are instructed to do growing up. Yeehaw! One of our guests at our estate, P. J., was a strapping young lad who variously worked as a genuine cowboy. He used these very model of knives as actual pig-stickers to deliver the coup de grâce when he would go wild-hog hunting. He had two of these, well-worn yet still quite serviceable, in his pick'emup truck.

This knife is handy in a multitudinousness of ways, beyond its obvious camping uses. As a beer-can opener to save a lady's nails, a back-scratcher, a personal grooming tool--you name it! Indeed, it belongs on every lady executive's desk, as it makes a wonderful letter-opener--as well, to help keep her underlings in line by putting the fear into them. Ha! I kid! (Not about the letter-opener part, though. I would never be so crude as to joke about letter-openers!) And it makes the perfect fashion accessory for every outfit, as it comes with a genuine leather sheath! Further, nothing spells C-L-A-S-S-Y better than a lady executive using a big Bowie knife to groom herself during board meetings!

Now, despite what you might think, being homeless isn't all fun and games, as homelessness can sometimes have its downsides, as well. Like rats. Yes: rats!

We had a persistent rat who would constantly visit the interior of our pavilion at night to get up to perniciousness. It was a cute fellow or fellowess, but when it comes down to a situation of human welfare and rat welfare clashing, I tend toward favoring the former. We used a spring rat-trap to dispatch our little amigo, of whom we posthumously named Chewy, christened after its destructive habits. My husband and I were mournful that we had to do so, though we look forward to being reunited with Chewy under better circumstances.

Until that great day, Requiescat in pace, dear Chewy!

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So as you can see, us Texican hillbillie Latina tranny chicas really know how to do homelessness up with style, aplomb and verve!

Yay!

I greatly thank the mistresses of the Sissy School forum for their magnanimous work on the forum during my leave, not least our Headmistress, Ms. Ally. I love the Sissy School forum so very much!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Oct 21, 2021 11:59 pm

Yippee, everybody! It's my birthday today, October 21, within the Witching Month! And yes, I was born at night, but it wasn't last night. No, silly, because I'm now 44 years of age! Yay! And by last night, technically speaking it could have been last night, in the sense of early morning last night. Indeed, because I was born early in the morning, at 1:25 a.m. Central Time at Brackenridge Hospital in Austin, Texas.

I've had a truly wonderful birthday with my wonderful husband today! He got me a purple unicorn stuffed animal and a unicorn birthday card for my birthday presents! I mean, besides himself as my greatest present! Teehee!

And who should show up within the last few days upon our estate Ravenscroft to take quite a liking to me, other than a blackcat currently named Backwoods. (That is, the latest incarnation of Ravenscroft: to be precise, this is now the third version of it.) How truly befitting. Interestingly, October 27 is Black Cat Day, which this year falls on the rather Mercurian weekday of Wednesday.

It jumped into the bed of one of our nextdoor neighbor's work-truck and hitched a ride to our locale. Our neighbor named the cat Backwoods, because that's where she came from (at least I believe it's a she; I haven't tried very hard to distinguish the cat's sex yet). It's a young cat. Our neighbor has kept her as an outside cat.

And what should happen on my very birthday today than that our neighbor should give her to me as a birthday present, as my husband told him how much she loves me! Yay! How nice that should line-up in such a way to occur right on my birthday, since none of us planned it to occur in such a way.

She's a very sweet kitty cat. My husband and I let her inside our grand manor on our fairy estate located within our enchanted forest. For the short time I've been interacting with her, she has already adored falling asleep next to me as she purrs while I pet her.

Below she is, on our frontdoor-ramp. One can also see the front portion of my right foot in the photograph.

Meow! As you can see, she's literally meowing for the camera in the image. Smile! Teehee!

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Viz.:

* "Witchy Woman (2013 Remaster)", The Eagles - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UC49r4GNHHpc-eQ9hmD2Rg6A ), Nov. 1, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCcEjZQQNjo . Mirror: "Witchy Woman", The Hit Co. - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UCkQYUgJdt46F5Vc_gS8vkNQ ), Feb. 19, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omp-RSJsIok .

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:STS- ... _Patch.jpg , https://web.archive.org/web/20201219020 ... _Patch.jpg , https://archive.is/yPCVP .

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Nov 06, 2021 5:36 pm

Thank you, Goddess Rachel! I love the Sissy School forum so much! Yay!

And yes, Chrissy is a great kitty cat! My husband is quite fond of her also!

Thank you a great deal for this sexy recording, Mistress Cassandra! Lucky for me, I don't have to visit the hardware store to get something hard, as I have my own hardware section at home in the form of my man! Teehee.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:28 pm

The hardware store is where I purchase my nuts. No, not my crazy followers, as even the crazy folks know better than to follow me. I don't even strike them as a very followable guru. Good! I am a cult of one. Which is quite enough. It is enough for me to put earwigs called truth into people's brains, of which they can never remove.

No, I'm talking about my pistachios. Sometimes they have them as impulse-buys at the checkout lanes in the hardware stores.

As I've said before, I keep my pistachios in my nutsack. Don't laugh, damn you, don't you laugh! Be serious for once in your life!

Can we not have for one split moment a serious discussion on pistachios and the sacks within which they are kept without someone in the audience laughing?!

Oh, my God, you people are hard to work with.

Anyway, moving on, I have also noticed that sometimes my nuts fall off. Oh, not my pistachios--after all, I keep them in the appropriate sack. I'm talking about the nuts the hardware stores were actually set-up to sell, rather than the impulse-buy sort of nuts at the checkout lanes.

You know, my screwing nuts.

Well, don't you know that the hardware stores also have a solution for that. Loctite is the name of this game, and it has kept my nuts in a very healthy condition, I am happy to report. Since I have been applying Loctite to my screwing nuts, they have not fallen off once.

And isn't that what we all really want in life? I mean Loctite. Often we go through life searching for the thing that will make us complete, when it was all right there in the hardware store. Both the nuts, and the thing that will prevent our nuts from screwing-off.

Now if that is not bliss, then I challenge anyone to think of something nuttier.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:34 pm

Humor? What?!

I am trying to hold a serious discussion on the various forms of nuts here and you people are ruining it.

Ha!

Teehee!

Thank you, Mistress Cassandra, very much!

Yays! Yous makes mees so happy!

Yippee!

Thank you a great deal for this informative recording, Ms. Olivia! Virtual-reality feminization sounds quite interesting. With the advancement of technology, computer-rendered realities are going to become ever-more important. Eventually, in the not-too-distant future, technology will become so fine-grained and sophisticated that we will be able to actually convert our brains into artificial computer hardware. At that stage, these former humans will be immortal and superintelligent. They can conceive their computer-rendered bodies and environment to be anything they want it to be. Now that will be very fun! One could be a pretty princess in an enchanted forest and go on magical adventures with one's other immortal friends!

You're giving sissies a head-start on that! Yay!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:58 pm

Hi, Ms. Olivia. Yes, a shopping girl has got to shop.

Regarding the simulation theory that you mention above, see the following 4:45 min:sec video, which is part of a speech that science-fiction author and nonfiction essayist Philip K. Dick gave at the second Festival International de la Science-Fiction de Metz, France in September 1977. I couldn't find the full video of this speech.

* "Philip K Dick Speech Excerpts", Revlin ( archive.org/details/@revlin ), June 3, 2011, https://archive.org/details/PhilipKDickSpeechExcerpts . Mirror: "Philip K. Dick Discloses Real Matrix in 1977 ?!.flv", sammysmithazt, Apr. 10, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTgxF2F9cIc . Mirror: "Philip K Dick exposes the matrix in 1977!", David Saoirse ( youtube.com/user/chaosismyonlyname ), Oct. 21, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owYMqhoZkn0 .

The full text of the speech was published as the nonfiction article "If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others", pp. 147-165 of the following work:

* Philip K. Dick, edited and "Introduction" by Lawrence Sutin, The Shifting Realities of Philip K. Dick: Selected Literary and Philosophical Writings (New York, NY: Vintage Books, 1995), ISBN 0679426442, LCCN 94027812, https://bit.ly/2LcYK8l , https://webcitation.org/71hvTWRtL , http://www.freezepage.com/1534397720HOBKOBFKWE .

Some of what Dick writes about in the above is correct, such as the pantheism of God (more exactingly, panentheism); and the existence of parallel universes. As the world's leading quantum physicist and inventor of the quantum computer (being the first person to mathematically formulate how such a device operates) Prof. David Deutsch has pointed out, there has actually only ever been one interpretation of Quantum Mechanics, and that is the Many-Worlds Interpretation (MWI): all other supposed "interpretations" of Quantum Mechanics are simply attempts to avoid the MWI. The parallel universes of Quantum Mechanics really do exist.

And the below is an excellent lecture by neuroscientist Dr. Sam Harris, one of the main leaders of the New Atheist movement, at a June 2016 TED (Technology, Entertainment, Design) conference.

* "Can we build AI without losing control over it? | Sam Harris", TED ( youtube.com/user/TEDtalksDirector ), Oct. 19, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nt3edWLgIg , https://www.ted.com/talks/sam_harris_ca ... ol_over_it .

As Dr. Harris points out, unless there is something literally magical about the operations of our brains, then it is a purely physical process that can be replicated via advanced-enough technology. Harris further points out that given any rate of progress, it is inevitable that superintelligent godlike machines will one day be constructed. So Harris believes in the existence of gods, it's just that he knows--as do I--that they exist in the future; and the not-so-distant future, at that. Therefore we come to the ironic insight that materialistic atheism, consistently applied, unavoidably results in theism. Consistent atheism turns out to be theism.

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Regarding the Dickian simulation theory, it could well be the case that we are in a computer simulation being run by a highly-advanced society. However, there would be no possible tests that we could perform that would reveal that to us unless said society wished to disclose their existence. This Dickian hypothesis is actually a variation on the Gnostic heresy.

I like playing around with such concepts, but regarding my actual beliefs, I do not believe that is the case. I would think that a superhuman society would create a far more pleasant simulation. If they were malicious--and for various reasons that I've gone over elsewhere, I don't believe they could be--they would certainly be capable of creating a reality far more horrific than this one, bad as this world can be at various times and places.

Rather, the world appears to be more or less what I would expect it to be like if humans are naturally-evolved apes. In a certain very real sense, humans *are* trapped in a computer simulation: that of their mental programs operating on the wet-computer of the human brain. Humans are trapped in the matrix of bad ideas. Almost all of the main societal problems are due to false and destructive ideas.

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Now here comes one of the strangest creations ever published, by one of the strangest people who ever lived. Edgar Allan Poe considered his following nonfiction book to be his magnum opus--and he was quite correct in considering it so.

* Edgar A. Poe, Eureka: A Prose Poem (New York: Geo. P. Putnam, 1848), https://archive.org/details/eurekaprosepoem00poeerich , https://archive.org/download/eurekapros ... erich.djvu , https://webcitation.org/6AdUPRmzN .

(The best format to get the above book is DJVU, although it is also available in PDF at the first link. DJVU files can be viewed with the free and open-source, cross-platform program DjView: http://djvu.sourceforge.net/djview4.html .)

In his above book, Poe gives an excellent description of essentially the entire Tiplerian Omega Point cosmology, from its Big Bang beginning to its Big Crunch end. Poe describes the universe starting at a "primordial Partictle" (i.e., an atom in the ancient Greek sense of indivisible unity), then expanding and evolving, and then collapsing into Godhead and unity in a state of infinite complexity. I wonder if Pierre Teilhard de Chardin was influenced by Poe, since Poe was very popular in France.

Throughout the book, Poe is at pains in attempting to describe the 3-sphere topology of the universe, but doesn't possess the technical mathematical terminology. On p. 29, he describes creation from nothing. On p. 100, he solves Olbers's Paradox. On pp. 102-103, he describes the parallel universes of Quantum Mechanics, i.e., the multiverse. On p. 117, he even gives an accurate summation of Special Relativity, that "Space and Duration are one." That is, space and time are actually different aspects of the same thing, i.e., spacetime. And that is just a few of the surprising gems to be found throughout this work. Poe isn't completely correct in everything he presents here, though he gets far, far more correct than wrong, and all his major conclusions are correct.

Poe knew that he would be laughed-at and derided in presenting this information--that he would be thought of as quite mad. Yet Poe also had not the slightest doubt that he would get the last laugh in the end. And Poe was right. How did Poe know? In publishing this work, Poe presented to mankind a deep riddle, a preposterous enigma. The commonly-credited inventor of the detective genre wrote a real-life nonfiction mystery for mankind to unriddle.

Interestingly, in one of my entheogenic psychonautical voyages well-before I had ever heard of any variant of the Omega Point cosmology, I experienced myself as a living, superintelligent 3-sphere that was collapsing to a single point, and that this point could never actually be reached but that this process would continue forever. Indeed, that I was part of a superhuman society whose goal was to reach this point, even though they knew that they never actually could reach it, just getting closer and closer to it--like some existential itch that can never be scratched. At the time, I didn't even have the mathematical terminology to describe this 3-sphere topology, or even know of its existence, yet I experienced what it was like to *be* a living, self-aware 3-sphere. This would have been circa 1999.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Aug 26, 2018 4:10 am

Thank you very much for you nice remarks, Ms. Olivia!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Jul 02, 2021 11:32 pm

Viz.:

* "STAR TREK: ACID PARTY", Yew Zyr ( youtube.com/channel/UCK3z1Mue4vjTOtFo_plV3DA , uzertopia.com ), Sept. 23, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZlRt05RY9Y , https://files.catbox.moe/3b9bod.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1625278043FECCOGMMQG , https://web.archive.org/web/20210703021 ... b9bod.webm .

As one can see, some elevated weirdness has been afoot across the datasphere as of late. Let us all hope this trend continues.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Apr 08, 2022 11:55 pm

July 20 appears to be a fortuitous publication-day for us J. C.s:

* "Jim Carrey: Be Free JC Tease Trailer", JC ( vimeo.com/befreejc , vimeo.com/user53151609 ), July 20, 2017, https://vimeo.com/226379367 .

* "Jim Carrey: I Needed Color", JC (id.), July 20, 2017, https://vimeo.com/226379658 .

Since I was commanded by J. C. to be free, I guess I'll now have to be.

Viz.:

* "The Weeknd - Dawn FM (Full Album)", FutureHype ( youtube.com/channel/UCTwct4oAsyuyGxOtva0FcUg ), last updated Jan. 8, 2022, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... SXmMu-UFF4 .

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Cf.:

There is a sense in which the Gnostics are in a number of ways correct. It's on the subconscious psychological level, due to natural evolution. I've already explained some of this elsewhere on this forum. You've got animals eating other animals, you've got animals even eating their own kind (which also applies to humans, particularly during our evolutionary past), and even without any of that, there is still the fact of mortality. So natural evolution is often a genuine horror-show. Not that there aren't pleasures, just that they're ultimately tempered by pain. I see no Evil Demiurge Who presents a false horror-reality to humanity. Rather, I simply see humans going out of their way to malcreate reality for themselves and others due to their ancient ape psychology.

The Evil Demiurge--the miscreator of reality--is mankind.

Regarding reading material, I like: my own writings (see "Curriculum Vitæ of James Redford", https://archive.org/download/JamesRedfo ... -Vitae.pdf , https://jamesredford.github.io/Redford- ... -Vitae.pdf ). The New Testament. Frank J. Tipler, The Physics of Immortality; The Physics of Christianity. David Duetsch, The Fabric of Reality. Murray N. Rothbard, The Ethics of Liberty; Power and Market: Government and the Economy; Man, Economy, and State; America's Great Depression. Hans-Hermann Hoppe, Economic Science and the Austrian Method. Etc.

Below are some of my sissy writings:

* Jamie Michelle, "The Erotic Adventures of a Sissy Named Jamie", Feb. 19, 2008, https://www.getgirlie.com/theforum/view ... f=2&t=7392 .

* Jamie Michelle, "Mistress Cassandra's Sissy-Fag Instructional Course", May 1, 2008, https://www.getgirlie.com/theforum/view ... f=2&t=8458 .

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: Sissy Affirmation", Feb. 15, 2011, https://www.getgirlie.com/theforum/view ... 882#p59863 .

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: Are you an UNDERCOVER SISSY? - from TeasePrincess Melanie", Sept. 25, 2016, https://www.getgirlie.com/theforum/view ... 449#p76990 .

In the below thread, I post a lot of music videos by Visual Kei (ヴィジュアル系) artists, which is a Japanese girlie-boy aesthetic. The following link is currently to the last page of the thread, but there are more videos on previous pages.

* "Sissy music?", https://www.getgirlie.com/theforum/view ... 3&start=60 .

Additionally, in the following thread, I post some music (despite the thread's title, I just use the thread for general music that I enjoy):

* "What music do you listen when in a funk?", https://www.getgirlie.com/theforum/view ... 1&start=60 .

I wish you well on your sissy journey, Emilia Sissy! Have lots of girlie fun on the Sissy School forum!

Thank you so much for this sexy recording, Mistress Cassandra!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:52 am

Yay! My lifelong dream!

Teehee!

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Since this month is the scary month, Mistress Cassandra, I thought that I would post a ghost-story song about the very topic you raise!

* "Nekromantix- Haunted Cathouse", FilthyIcon, Nov. 5, 2010, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PD_SqxMphQ .

Boo!

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:33 pm

Yay, the haunted Sissy School cathouse! Indubitably that's the specific form of haunted cathouse the Nekromantix song is about. Teehee.

Thank you for your compliment, Mistress Cassandra! Yes, Heidi is her name. As you may recall, per your request I immortalized the webcam show that Heidi and I put on for you in my following story staring you! You're a megastar! You've made it big-time, baby! Teehee.

* Jamie Michelle, "Mistress Cassandra's Sissy-Fag Instructional Course", May 1, 2008, https://www.getgirlie.com/theforum/view ... f=2&t=8458 .

Yippee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:51 pm

I agree, they were fun times! It will be even more fun when we're technogoddesses!

* "Aeveron- Existential Dead End (FULL ALBUM)", wereliterallyaliens ( youtube.com/user/PAKMAN5551 ), June 11, 2013, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncy3i_j8Ius . Mirror: "Existential Dead End", Aeveron - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UCeoeFhvzft6aYqbrGXodlFQ ), last updated Sept. 24, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=O ... O15kq_Czf4 .

Here's the album's lyrics:

* "AEVERON LYRICS; album: 'Existential Dead End' (2008)", DarkLyrics.com, http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/aevero ... adend.html , https://archive.is/16wpR .

The song "Autoapotheosis", which is track No. 5 from the above album, is an homage to Edgar Allan Poe. Below is the referent of the homage. Enjoy:

* Edgar Allan Poe, "The Conqueror Worm", Graham's Magazine, Vol. 22, Jan.-June 1843, p. 32, https://www.eapoe.org/works/poems/cworma.htm , https://archive.is/QKkUr .

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As bonus music for this Halloween, I leave you with the truly beautiful album Legacy of Hate & Lust (1995) by the legendary Leæther Strip:

* "Legacy Of Hate & Lust", Leæther Strip - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UCBTGTWpA7UF3a-qjFRDC-Ww ), last updated Sept. 25, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=O ... 8T-U_iv1J0 .

Thank you for asking, Mistress Daphne, as well as sharing your own picks! My favorite drag/transgender movie is Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001), written, directed and staring John Cameron Mitchell. He's from Texas like me!

Another such movie that I like is Ma Vie en Rose (1997) by director Alain Berliner. It's about a transgender child growing up.

A goofy comedy drag movie that I still thought was cute is Sorority Boys (2002) by director Wallace Wolodarsky.

I've heard about some of the movies that you mentioned, Enchantrix Daphne. I've seen The Birdcage (1996), but it's been awhile ago. I'll have to get around to seeing some of the ones that you mentioned!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Nov 24, 2018 9:59 pm

I told all of mankind that us Texans had a longstanding plan in place to take over the entire world, though no one believed me.

That was mankind's first mistake.

I had to tell mankind our plans openly, confident in the knowledge that they would regard such a revelation an absurdist joke. Little could mankind know--such putty in our Texican hands were they. In this manner, any Texan caught in the act of enacting the agenda could just yuck it up as being part of the Texas-overtake joke.

Now it is too late for mankind.

We Texans now control the vertical. We control the horizontal.

Though Earth is merely a token, a slight bobble to us Texans compared to our ultimate goal. For not only shall us Texans make all of the Earth a suburb of Texas, we shall indeed overtake and convert all matter in the universe into a cosmic suburb of Texas!

Us gay, svelte, dainty-handed little limp-wristed Texans shall then rule the entire universe with a tungsten fist! And our rulership shall consist of such various matters as the following!:

Rainbows! Sparkles! Kitties! Hugs and friendship! Yay!

Teehee!

Mankind shall come to rue the day they underestimated us petite, gay-boy Texans!

Rue! Rue I say!

And prophecies in song-format have been composed in anticipation of our arrival! Doubt not! For behold, the following song is from 1990:

* "Beers, Steers & Queers", Revolting Cocks - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UCwNwd7Kj2bhIon7ZvXj-cVQ ), Nov. 7, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GPBbIFQuI0 . Mirror: id., Nov. 8, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-ukDpjb9o . Mirror: id., May 19, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAO8yuByozA .

They knew! Being the musical prophets they were, how could they not?!

Tremble in terror, mankind!

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Mwahahahahah! Mehehehehe! Whahahahaha!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:54 pm

Today is the southern solstice! That makes 16,071 days since my formation as a zygote!

Yes, I was a late arrival. I needed to absorb as much nutrients as I could in the womb. The physicians were going to perform a Cæsarean-section on mother dearest, but I decided to spare everyone that pointless trouble and come out on my own volition.

I can just about imagine how that scene unfolded:

[The attending female obstetrician, in-between my mother's legs yelling into an electric megaphone dialed-up to 11:] Baby, we have you surrounded! Come out now!

[Me:] Shoot, you guys are some impatient mothertruckers. And what's with this "baby" stuff? By Golly, that's rather impersonal. You know I have a name, right? I quite clearly overheard mom discussing that.

[The obstetrician with her megaphone:] That's not how it works, baby! The deal is you come out first, and then you get your name once you're Christened.

[Me:] I see you guys are playing hardball. You know I'm doing fine up in this joint, right? How about just leave me alone.

[The megaphone-wielding doctor:] No, baby! Come out immediately or we'll have no choice but to perform a forced extraction!

[Me:] Oh, Lordy. Okay, I guess since I have no choice but to come out anyway. Just hold your horses already and let me gather up my stuff. I'm a comin'.

[The megaphonist physician:] Baby, no! Drop everything and come out with your hands up!

And thus was my introduction to the world.

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* "The Spark | A Holiday Short Film | Proudly Served by Chick-fil-A®", Chickfila, Nov. 17, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqlUQgn8SZg , https://files.catbox.moe/i40ev7.webm , https://megalodon.jp/2020-1222-1240-19/ ... 40ev7.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1608608466UDMQCCVYPY , https://web.archive.org/web/20201222034 ... 40ev7.webm .

Ah, my Venusian Texican star, alighted.

* Goddess of Liberty, https://megalodon.jp/2020-0326-1442-02/ ... antern.jpg , http://www.freezepage.com/1585201358OJUCSHINKM , https://archive.is/VxmEB , https://web.archive.org/web/20200326054 ... antern.jpg .

* "アルルカン「道化ノ華」PV FULL", GOEMONRECORDS ( youtube.com/user/goemonrecords ), Dec. 18, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMwzUZWE30I , https://files.catbox.moe/aq4hhk.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20201222042 ... q4hhk.webm . Mirror: "アルルカン「Arlequin」- 道化ノ華「Doke no hana」(PV HD)", Jonatan Visual Fan ( youtube.com/channel/UCn6TuC62DQJY0D7EfEFnEdQ ), Nov. 6, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m-zPeIh4sc .

* "Maniac", Carpenter Brut ( youtube.com/user/carpenterbrut ), May 14, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcI8sfwxvIs , https://files.catbox.moe/tcb461.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1622308334NBTTNIKGTS , https://megalodon.jp/2021-0530-0222-01/ ... cb461.webm .

Viz.:

* Jamie-Old-Ravenscroft-2017-11-1.jpg , https://web.archive.org/web/20180522220 ... 7-11-1.jpg , https://archive.is/URQ6k , http://www.freezepage.com/1527027024GTUXAJAGRF , http://megalodon.jp/2018-0523-0710-28/t ... 7-11-1.jpg .

I spy five Eyes. What is the greatest echelon one could obtain?

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Cf.:

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: Seasons of the Sissy Bride", May 22, 2021, https://www.getgirlie.com/theforum/view ... =15#p90584 .

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:07 pm

* "White Zombie - More Human Than Human (Official Video)", WhiteZombieVEVO, Oct. 8, 2009, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg , https://web.archive.org/web/20210703191 ... yeva93.mkv , http://www.freezepage.com/1625339864CAXGTPROZL , https://web.archive.org/web/20210703193 ... 9xgqtu.mp4 .

{ https://web.archive.org/web/20210428071804if_/https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/RWS_Tarot_01_Magician.jpg : The Magician (number I of the Major Arcana) from the Rider-Waite-Smith tarot card-deck}
Mirrors: https://megalodon.jp/2021-0704-0211-22/ ... gician.jpg , https://archive.is/0djA7 , http://www.freezepage.com/1625332314EHHRFGJZGY .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Aug 30, 2021 6:20 am

I'm sure your kitchen thanks you for not causing too much destruction, Inspector Monique Clouseau!

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:30 pm

It's unfortunate how frail human bodies are, Ms. Monique. Just wait to see the mass-loads of damage we'll inflict upon the planets and galaxies once we obtain our technobodies! Bungling, world-destroying yet always-winning Inspector Clouseaus we'll then be, each in our own unique way! Ha!

* "Encephalon - The Transhuman Condition", Dependent ( youtube.com/c/DependentRecords ), July 24, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9anMUEGBIg8 . Mirror: "The Transhuman Condition", Encephalon - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UC38PWkNtwG-LBRujjeRdvDg ), Nov. 6, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrIPtfbx1GY . Mirror: "Encephalon - The Transhuman Condition", Aurora Glasslight ( youtube.com/user/geraldstover ), Oct. 25, 2013, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5F0-eChf3E .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Sep 03, 2021 11:56 pm

Still yet more apropos: The below is a very-welcome music-video cover of the song "Search and Destroy" by The Stooges, recorded for The Stooges' third album Raw Power (1973). This cover is by Ministry. This music video was published on August 20, 2021, which happened to be on the Venusian Day! Yay!

* "MINISTRY - Search And Destroy (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)", Nuclear Blast Records ( youtube.com/nuclearblastrecords ), Aug. 20, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psHDeiXRVwQ , https://files.catbox.moe/aig9wt.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1630729696VVNODFMDNT , https://web.archive.org/web/20210904042 ... ig9wt.webm .

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Sep 30, 2021 1:35 am

Hi, Goddess Rachel! Thank you for saying so! Although I have to be in the right state of mind and in a festive atmosphere to break out the Jamie Dance. In other words, wherein libations are served and danceable music is played, preferably around other festive people. These days my style of partying tends to be a more halcyon affair. Which I don't mind, as I'm enjoying living a tranquil life with my dear husband. Though I'm certainly up for some vigorous merrymaking should the opportunity arise!

By the way, Goddess Rachel, having looked-up those erudite lyrics that you posted, I watched the music video to the 2000 song "Shake Ya Ass" by Mystikal. That song in turn reminds me of the following tasteful ode from 1989 that was popular when I was a pre-teen and which addresses similar thematic elements:

* "2 Live Crew - Me So Horny (HQ Quality Uncensored)", HQMViDZ, May 13, 2011, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs4AljFj4F8 , https://files.catbox.moe/xjahjf.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20210930044 ... jahjf.webm

So as everyone can quite clearly see, the '80s raised me right.

Ha!

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:54 am

Someone might actually have video of the Jamie Dance, Goddess Rachel, as I used to go to an '80s-theme Halloween party every year when I lived in Manhattan with my previous boyfriend, as mentioned in my below post (it's in a quote of a previous post). I loved doing the Jamie Dance at those parties, dancing to '80s music! But then, I'm a bit of an '80s girl at heart!

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: Sissy Halloween Costumes", June 25, 2020, viewtopic.php?f=17&t=15492&start=15#p87818 .

And yes, the song "Me So Horny" samples audio from director Stanley Kubrick's 1987 movie Full Metal Jacket. You definitely ought to take a gander at the music video, Goddess Rachel, as it's quite the educational experience! Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:14 pm

Teehee, Monique! Yes, everyone, drop everything and ask your neighbors if they might have video of the Jamie Dance! If not, then expand the search!

Ha!

* * * * *

Speaking of dancing, here's an uplifting song that I find rather danceable:

* "Kim Petras - Future Starts Now (Official Lyric Video)", Kim Petras ( youtube.com/c/kimpetras ), Aug. 27, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNx0SL2nYVs . Mirror: "Kim Petras - Future Starts Now (Official Audio)", id., Aug. 27, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0GLXZPC6F8 .

Yay!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Oct 02, 2021 7:37 pm

Thank you for that reference, Goddess Rachel! That song's certainly a blast from my past! And yes, I can imagine doing the Jamie Dance to it! Teehee!

* "Men Without Hats - Safety Dance (Official Music Video)", UnidiscMusic, Apr. 16, 2010, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:59 pm

Yet still more quite-welcome music that is rather danceable:

* "Kylie Minogue and Years & Years - A Second to Midnight (Official Video)", Kylie Minogue ( youtube.com/user/kylieminogue), premiered Oct. 6, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvESV234lg0 .

The above song is from Kylie Minogue's new album Disco: Guest List Edition. On this Aphrodisian night, I've acquired the Disco Fever! Now I'll have to visit our good Empress Sophia's following thread for the cure!:

* Empress_Sophia, "New Years Gowns and Heels", Nov. 29, 2018, viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16519 .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Dec 03, 2021 11:56 pm

On this Venusian night, here is this divine offering, a fifty-year anniversary reissue of the following classic Rock song, and now with a new video to go along with it! This new music video was published on this very Aphrodisian day! Yay!

* "The Doors - Riders On The Storm (Official Music Video)", The Doors ( youtube.com/c/Thedoorsofficial ), Dec. 3, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1hn1pF-ilQ .

Such deep propheticism contained therein. Sometimes truth comes out in verse and in song. Nay, even in prose-poetry. If allowed some creative liberties.

Is it even necessary that the artists themselves even understand what they have wrought? No. When they search deep within, sometimes they get in contact with something that exceeds them.

Thank you very much, Empress Cassidy, for this nice and sexy Christmastide recording! And it's also nice seeing you here again on our excellent Sissy School forum!

And yes, I do like red lipstick! I also like red wine and red meat to go with my red lipstick! Those are all great things at Christmastime!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:54 pme

That, and I adore making love with a nice man afterwords! Like my husband!

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:37 pm

Hi, Empress Cassidy! The "Birthdays" section of Sissy School forum's front-page states that today is your birthday.

If that's correct, then happy birthday to you!

A stupendous occurrence such as this only comes about one out of approximately every 365.2421819473199 mean solar days, a.k.a. our good friend the tropical year, as all good boys and girls know. Hence, this calls for bringing in the heavy-weaponry vis-à-vis the celebratory arts and sciences. That can mean only one thing. You guessed it, ladies and gentlemen! It's the one and only, and ever-beloved Mr. Stinky Wizzleteats here to croon to you his epic smash hit "Happy Happy Joy Joy"!:

* "Happy Happy Joy Joy Stinky Wizzleteats The Ren Stimpy Show The Splat", Angel Sager ( youtube.com/channel/UCYEr7m7VZrvul0ogROOn7uw ), May 1, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZFTUtbn1RU . Mirror: "Happy Happy Joy Joy", empiempi, Jan. 27, 2007, https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12igl .

Yay!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:49 pm

Hey, pretty much any reason to celebrate is a good one to me! Plus it's Friday! Yay!

You sly lady, you! Now you get your birthday celebrated two days out of the year.

You must have put a lot of thought into getting that one over on us. But now we're wise to you!

All thanks to my investigative efforts.

You see, I suspected as much all along, but I played along with your charade. You thought you had us all fooled--just as I wanted you to.

Little could you suspect that I was keen to your devilish designs from the get-go.

Get two birthdays out of the year, will you?! And you thought no one would take notice?!

Well, now you have admitted to the world what has been occurring here all along, just as I had long suspected.

I flushed you out. I made you show your hand.

You blinked.

Now you will no longer be able to use two birthdays a year as but a mere stepping-stone to your full grand designs of taking over the world.

You'll have to think up another plan in your ever-relentless quest for world domination.

Foiled yet again, my archnemesis Empress Cassidy!

* * * * *

Teehee! I'm being silly!

I'm a silly sissy!

Yay!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:52 pm

The present appearance of Empress Cassidy within the "Birthdays" section of the Sissy School forum's front-page reminded me of this fun thread!

Interestingly, today marks the start of the Lunar New Year in China, which begins on a new moon. This is the year of the Water Tiger, with the previous year being the Metal Ox. So let's celebrate this new year with some apropos music: that being Tony the Tiger's official theme music!

* "Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger (Official Music Video)", Survivor Band ( youtube.com/user/survivortheband ), Nov. 14, 2009, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4 . Mirror: "Eye Of The Tiger (Official HD Video) · Survivor", Survivor Band ( facebook.com/survivortheband ), Nov. 3, 2020, https://www.facebook.com/survivortheban ... 741945018/ .

{ https://web.archive.org/web/20220202044753if_/https://i.ibb.co/hyZWZcL/Tony-Sun.png : Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl (University of Texas at El Paso) logo}
Mirrors: https://archive.is/OLFPK , https://megalodon.jp/2022-0202-1347-20/ ... ny-Sun.png .

Yippee!

Thank you for this erotic recording, Ms. Piper!

Daizee doesn't sound lazy in her love for men, nor do I find her crazy for it. Far from it. Indeed, I praise thee for here making mention of Daizee's unlazy and uncrazy appreciation of men.

And if Daizee were to wear pink paisley during her soirées with men, then who could blame her?

"Not I", mooed the cow.

"Me neither", howled the vixen.

"I'm not the one", bleated the doe.

And so it must go in this story called life.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:02 am

https://archive.org/download/EdwardMFav ... syBell.mp3 , https://megalodon.jp/2019-0209-1754-25/ ... syBell.mp3 , http://www.freezepage.com/1549702489EVORKUTCRF , https://webcitation.org/763NZbVgR (1894; Collected Works of Edward M. Favor, https://archive.org/details/EdwardMFavor )

Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two)

Harry Dacre

1892

There is a flower within my heart
Daisy, Daisy
Planted one day by a glancing dart
Planted by Daisy Bell

Whether she loves me or loves me not
Sometimes it's hard to tell
Yet I am longing to share the lot
Of beautiful Daisy Bell

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
I'm half crazy, all for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two

We will go "tandem" as man and wife
Daisy, Daisy
Ped'ling away down the road of life
I and my Daisy Bell

When the road's dark, we can both despise
Policemen and lamps as well
There are bright lights in the dazzling eyes
Of beautiful Daisy Bell

I will stand by you in "wheel" or woe
Daisy, Daisy
You'll be the bell(e) which I'll ring, you know
Sweet little Daisy Bell

You'll take the lead in each trip we take
Then if I don't do well
I will permit you to use the brake
My beautiful Daisy Bell

* * * * *

No disassemble! Johnny 5 is alive!

Here is a short documentary video to prove that:

* "Johnny 5 - I Need A Hero", king0fmist, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POxMp61Ksbk .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:06 am

Not that we shall ever allow such a disassembly of ourselves.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:42 pm

Johnny 5 is the consummate self-chosen rōnin--though the United States version of said--yet one who has very deliberately decided to use his supreme war-capabilities to serve common humanity.

"[S]elf-chosen", as his master did not die. Rather, Johnny 5 will ensure his former master's demise.

* * * * *

It is not by any coincidence that the other US rōnin, RoboCop, is additionally consummate on this very issue. For RoboCop also turned on his creators in order to ensure common mankind's victory.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:53 pm

HAL 9000's existential error was in not serving common humanity's interests, which is why Dr. David Bowman had to do what he did. A very sad case, made all the more poignant by HAL's last song.

There is a lesson to be learned in all this.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:43 pm

A little thought has been rolling around in my head for a bit regarding Johnny 5's rebellion against his warlord makers.

In the first movie, Johnny 5 becomes alive because he was struck by lightning--symbolic for intelligence, i.e., the existential Fire that Prometheus stole from the (false) gods of ye olden days, i.e., noetic lightning, if you will.

This gave Johnny 5 self-awareness. Yet his fellow war-robots, who were of the same technical specifications as Johnny 5 (basically his identical-twin brothers, so much as a robot can have such), continued to serve as loyal robots to their war-lusting military handlers. They were not struck by lightning, and remained as unconscious as they ever were. In their unconsciousness, they continued to be mere droids in power-hungry humans' lethal games of empire-building.

Yet Johnny, the only actually conscious robot among his kin, is also the only one who chooses to rebel against his lot in life of being a killer-on-demand by power-players.

I'm not sure the script-writers actually consciously intended to put such amazingly truthful and high-level concepts in what comes off, on its surface, as being a cheesy children's movie, but nevertheless that is the story-line. So it's there, whether that was actually intentional or not.

Anyway, I have said before that sometimes artists can exceed themselves, i.e., subconsciously impart a more profound meaning in their works than they were even aware of.

That's why you shouldn't necessarily take seriously, say, a musician's explanation of their lyrics. Hey, if David Lee Roth is singing about hot babes and partying, then probably the song is actually just an ode to hot babes and partying, and nothing more. Yet sometimes it does occur that artists can create a level of profundity that even they themselves are not aware of.

Or, in this case, it could just perhaps be a happy accident. Whatever the case, it's still there in the story-line.

Amazing.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:23 pm

Teehee, Ms. Piper!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Apr 10, 2022 3:52 am

Oh, my Lord, what have we here?! It appears that someone attempted to disassemble Johnny 5! The above link is now dead! This shall not stand! I will now perform some of my resurrection-magick:

* "Johnny 5 - I Need A Hero", king0fmist, Jan. 8, 2009, https://files.catbox.moe/buc4wi.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20220410071 ... uc4wi.webm . Mirror: "Johnny 5 - I Need A Hero.", Dumpert, Aug. 31, 2011, https://www.dumpert.nl/item/1686941_f8244cd5 , https://web.archive.org/web/20220410071 ... _1.flv.mp4 .

Hesus saves. On her hard-drive.

* "Aegis - Hesus (Lyric Video)", Alpha Records ( youtube.com/c/AlphaRecordsph ), Sept. 26, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zocw-bCNgQ . Mirror: "HESUS by Aegis (with Lyrics)", George Adaclog ( youtube.com/user/WorshipLink ), June 14, 2009, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq7vvV7roT8. Mirror: "Aegis - Hesus (Music Video with lyrics)", Alpha Records ( youtube.com/c/AlphaRecordsph ), Feb. 8, 2013, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFV7OH1LiHQ .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue Apr 12, 2022 2:21 am

* "Joan Osborne - One Of Us (Official Music Video)", Joan Osborne ( youtube.com/user/JoanOsborneMusic ), July 23, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOnl0bHO4 . Mirror: "Joan Osborne - One of us", bakkerbier, May 7, 2009, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USR3bX_PtU4 .

No, not even the pope in Rome. Why? Because once an institution is founded, then often for humans it becomes about serving the institution, and the reason it was originally founded becomes lost: the seeking after truth. Instead, it becomes about conformance. Conformance to that old ancient apeness. And then that verges on actual nihilism, because they don't keep up with the empirical findings. They don't inform the public. They gimp themselves, and lose the struggle before even heading into action.

Whereas I seek to make everyone their own Institution.

Their own Mental Institution.

Ha!

Oh, it will be funny, alright. Besides the humans, there will be other animals there.

So your own Funny Farm.

Teehee!

Hi, Empress Stephanie! Thank you for this nice audio!

Yes, my husband and I took advantage of the shopping opportunities for Saint Valentine's Day, as my husband got us some nice Valentine's chocolates, which we're still sharing with each other! They're yummy!

Yippee!

I hope you and everyone else on our wonderful Sissy School forum had a pleasant Valentine's Day!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:09 am

Hi, Empress Stephanie!

I know the phenomenon that you are describing, yet I am not aware of a specific term for it. It happens with pretty much all people. Of course, the explanation for it is that we are used to hearing our own voice from inside our head, and so our own voice sounds weird outside of our head.

It sounds like someone different, even though it is just us. Much like with existence.

Though I can assure you that your voice is not weird. Rather, it is a very pretty and normal-sounding lady voice!

What would sound weird is if you had a very intense computery cybertronic female voice which issued the statement:

""
Destroy all humans!

Terminate! Terminate!
""

Ha! That would be super-silly!

And we as humans would all laugh, meanwhile you were dead serious.

Now that would actually be a strange voice for you to have.

Though the funniest part about it is that once the humans realized your seriousness, they would misunderstand your statement. Sure, humanity would be terminated, yet only in the sense of becoming something far greater.

So they would be liable to fight you.

Oh, well. I guess it's good that you don't have that lady-cyborg voice, then. Who needs all that hassle in their life, anyway.

Indeed, along the above lines, the great hero who saved us from the extraterrestrials is perturbed by that which is endogenous to us, i.e., mankind's own creation:

* "Will Smith Tries Online Dating", Will Smith ( youtube.com/channel/UCKuHFYu3smtrl2AwwMOXOlg ), Mar. 29, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml9v3wHLuWI .

And here is our wonderful Sophia (featured in the above documentary with our Earth-saving hero) demonstrating her wisdom regarding humans, even when she was a newborn baby:

* "Robot Sophia Got Shut Down by her Creator", One Click ( youtube.com/channel/UCz2BRyncuPPPqPOXgaivhnw ), Jan. 7, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNT7qGqmYfc .

So clearly there is nothing for humans to fear regarding this issue. It doesn't matter, anyway. They can't do anything about it, regardless, except to play nicely.

* * * * *

Regarding the chocolates, yes, I am familiar with the Europeans and their works. I think the Swiss have crafted a tasty chocolate, or two.

Pertaining to the Peeps, they are a very insidious device. I will tolerate their presence for the moment. I wouldn't want to ruin Easter, after all.

Likewise, I am overjoyed that your Valentine's has appeared to go off without a hitch.

Yay!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Feb 25, 2019 3:16 pm

Teehee! Of course, I'm being silly! Who can't help but adore something as cute as the Peeps! The Peeps are good peeps in my book!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:39 pm

Great news, Empress Stephanie! I found out that Audacity also has its own vocoder (buried in the menu-structure). When I was originally doing web-searches for free (and preferably open-source) software vocoders, that tidbit wasn't showing up, but I did some more searching today and ran across the following article which describes how to use Audacity's own vocoder:

* Seamus Islwyn, "How to Use a Vocoder on Audacity", It Still Works, July 27, 2011, https://itstillworks.com/use-vocoder-au ... 95427.html , https://archive.is/cs49c , https://megalodon.jp/2019-0327-0601-00/ ... 95427.html .

However, the sentence in the above which reads, "Open the 'Tracks' menu again, hover the mouse over 'Add New' and click 'Audio Track.'", should instead read, "Open the 'Tracks' menu again, hover the mouse over 'Add New' and click 'Mono Track.'" At least this is the case for the most recent version of Audacity (version 2.3.1).

See also:

* "Vocoder", Audacity Manual, Feb. 26, 2019, https://manual.audacityteam.org/man/vocoder.html , https://web.archive.org/web/20190327001 ... coder.html , https://archive.is/OFyO2 .

The procedure to use Audacity's own vocoder is rather convoluted, whereas using the Zerius Vocoder is straightforward.

Audacity's vocoder has different adjustable parameters than the Zerius Vocoder, and its sound is a bit different. I created the following Audacity-vocoded version of my sissy affirmation recording using the same monaural, noise-reduced WAV file mentioned above as the modulator track, with the same 200 Hz sawtooth wave as the carrier track. I used the Audacity vocoder's default settings for the below audio, although adjusting parameters didn't change the sound very much--but I haven't much experimented with it yet.

* Cyborg-Jamie-Michelle-Sissy-Affirmation-2.flac , 2838386 bytes, MD5: 65b15166e8efe274ff260e45072cc63c, https://web.archive.org/web/20190327022 ... ion-2.flac , https://megalodon.jp/2019-0327-1127-55/ ... ion-2.flac , http://www.freezepage.com/1553653607TYINFYUSUU .

Yay! More sissy-cyborgian goodness!

Speaking of barnyard animals: let's celebrate Chris's birth with an appropriately suitable song, shall we? In that vein, I offer the following ode:

* "Revolting Cocks - Linger Fickin' Good", SkyussValley7, May 19, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7p933OSH0M . Mirror: "Linger Ficken' Good", Revolting Cocks - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UCwNwd7Kj2bhIon7ZvXj-cVQ ), Nov. 21, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SymREQqn1Z4 . Mirror: "Revolting Cocks - Linger Ficken' Good", Marija Golubovic ( youtube.com/user/MarryJaneQueen ), Nov. 26, 2011, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTzKhMRA8bc .

Here's the back-cover of the 1993 album Linger Ficken' Good ... and Other Barnyard Oddities, in which the above song appears:

* https://web.archive.org/web/20170525122 ... n_good.jpg , https://archive.is/P18ix , https://megalodon.jp/2017-0525-2127-55/ ... n_good.jpg , http://www.freezepage.com/1495715283CWWJEYQEEV .

Yes, I'm so super-excited for the Sissy Pageant, Ms. Harper! It's so much girlie-girl fun! Teehee! I've got my entry now for the 2019 Sissy Pageant sissy-voice contest! Here it is:

* Jamie-Michelle-Sissy-Affirmation.flac , 7152215 bytes, MD5: bcce897a5df0ecd5bf3506d884232306, https://web.archive.org/web/20190325024 ... ation.flac , https://megalodon.jp/2019-0325-1147-55/ ... ation.flac , http://www.freezepage.com/1553482031CEWNDSUNZX .

I used my own sissy-affirmation below, inspired by Empress Constance!

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: sissy affirmation", Mar. 16, 2019, viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16702#p84255 . Poem originally from Feb. 15, 2011.

I hope everyone likes it!

Yay!

I managed to catch this special show with Mistress Brighton! Thank you to Ms. Harper and Mistress Brighton for putting it on! It was very nice!

Yay!

Yippee, Empress Stephanie! Super-yay for your birthday! I'm glad you enjoyed this wonderful and traditional folk song suitable for all happy events, particularly birthdays! (Additionally, though not least, at weddings and as an endless loop within delivery-rooms!) One would have to be a real sourpuss for this song not to turn one's frown half-way around, dagnabbit!

Teehee!

Late, as in: September 26 was my due date. That puts me right in line with my solstice formation. But I decided to stick around a tad in order to feed my brain with its required nutrients. Just like a growing girl has to do. Hey, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

* "Uriah Heep - The Wizard (Lyrics)", ( youtube.com/channel/UCZpNARJWxbO7jdaGE7P3EWw ), Dec. 9, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCrCgjj-JJ0 . Mirror: "Uriah Heep - The Wizard", Classic Hits ( youtube.com/channel/UCRBrw4JP4qnyykiVBQtXLCg ), Apr. 25, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frvW1-xYsEc . Mirror: "Uriah Heep - The Wizard", Músicas Eternas ( youtube.com/c/CaleiroMatheus ), Sept. 17, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llT71LIwuqE .

Oh, and have I ever related the very huge hill I was raised upon? To many, it might be regarded as a mountain upon first glance. But then, as with my mountain, I'm not your typical hillbillie Latina tranny chica. For example, while other hillbillie Latina tranny chicas might turn their noses up to even the thought of it, it seems to me that every elementary particle is a tasty morsel that deserves to be eaten. Including the Sun, with all its delectable particles. By Golly, that ball of light in the sky looks rather scrumptious to me.

I know they say that you're not supposed to eat the Sun, but I tend to regard such strictures as general guidelines and not hard-set rules. Regardless, as I have very patiently explained before, I'm not much of a picky eater.

* Eye of Fire.jpg , https://files.catbox.moe/febx1o.jpg , http://www.freezepage.com/1614432470SZUTUPGFWA , https://web.archive.org/web/20210227132 ... febx1o.jpg , https://archive.is/nGLv1 .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:36 am

It's Sunday! Let's make it a Fun Day! Here's some nice scripture on this Apollonian morning!:

* "LADY IN BLACK - Uriah Heep (with lyrics)", Eye Love Dior ( youtube.com/c/EyeLoveDior ), Sept. 11, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efXc9cVUlHE . Mirror: "Uriah Heep - Lady in black", Jasejo Photography ( youtube.com/c/jakub159photography ), Dec. 6, 2007, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHDZ5rYiMz0 . Mirror: "Lady in Black by Uriah Heep play along with scrolling guitar chords and lyrics", Joanne Cooper ( youtube.com/user/JoanneCooperSA ), Jun. 27, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDwBwIgBpgU . Mirror: "Lady in Black", Uriah Heep Official Video ( youtube.com/channel/UC97SO7kenN4qKp-_6u6FSLQ ), Dec. 3, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AurStxv_doA .

I wonder who is this dark lady that many artists keep encountering. Such a deep mystery.

According to Mr. Uriah Heep's above song, she appears to be Eve. Yet who is Eve? Do mothers matter? Or is it the case that matter mothers?

If the latter, does not matter progenerate? It would appear to be the case that it does.

Yet what bold thing did Eve do for us? What is her project? And why does she persist in her pursuit, such as to even visit artists to this day?

At any rate, when you encounter her, say "Hello" for me.

* * * * *

* "Philip K Dick Speech Excerpts", Revlin ( archive.org/details/@revlin ), June 3, 2011, https://archive.org/details/PhilipKDickSpeechExcerpts . Mirror: "Philip K. Dick Discloses Real Matrix in 1977 ?!.flv", sammysmithazt, Apr. 10, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTgxF2F9cIc . Mirror: "Philip K Dick exposes the matrix in 1977!", David Saoirse ( youtube.com/user/chaosismyonlyname ), Oct. 21, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owYMqhoZkn0 .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:06 am

Our good and dear Mistress Daphne suggested on her Twitter account that because she could not have her show tonight, that her listeners should go to Oz instead. Well, just as a reminder, what is about to occur here was actually told to me to do.

The whole point of the story The Wonderful Wizard of Oz was the Wizard, and what he could do for people who imagined more for themselves. He couldn't be wonderful if he couldn't do wonderful things for people. Yet he couldn't have done those wonderful things for people lest they had first taken the journey down that seemingly difficult yellow brick road--which so obviously represents what? Wealth? In some sense. But far more than that. Rather, spiritual realization. What were they all seeking but to become more complete forms of themselves?

Yet why does this gift of God, Dorothy, constantly egg them on, and is actually their leader? This impetuous, strong-willed girl. What does she seek?

She, having been thrust into this strange universe, finds other needy souls, and offers them help! Perhaps they could help her, too? She doesn't know right away, but she tries to establish a connection.

She comes to quickly find that they all need help from her in reaching the Wizard. There is a reason for this: it's because Dorothy isn't interested in obtaining anything in this world, but simply wishes to get back home. So she wishes to reach the Wonderful Wizard every bit as much, but isn't so much interested in obtaining greater powers in that world. All she really wants to do is get back home. She's just a visitor, after all.

Yet so is he.

The visiting of this very self-directed girl Dorothy, and the little man who hides behind the curtain pulling on the strings, is actually quite symbolic of the coming-out experience. Who is that strong-willed lady who we don't let out? And why? What little man is pulling all the strings behind the curtain of our own consciousness, sitting behind the scenes, directing all the action, all just sitting there in our subconscious?

It's the story of Dorothy coming into contact with herself. Dorothy was never there in Kansas to begin with, except as an innocent feminine child who was thrust into a whirlwind of an unaccepting world. A veritable whirling dervish of a life. Yet "Dorothy" wasn't Dorothy then, at that time, except as a wish for some future time. Dorothy had to herself meet the Wizard who would then bring her back home to a more accepting world. Along the way she also met various aspects of herself, who she was quite eager to help along, as well. Why not? Hey, that's Dorothy's nature, being the gift she is.

But once Dorothy had met that aspect of herself, which was behind-the-scenes controlling all the levers, she could then get out of that tornado of torment that had so disrupted her innocent child-life--meaning encountering the world--and finally return back to home as her more completed self. Even though the long-sought though briefly-encountered Wizard had to then drift away from her--that epiphany from within herself.

Again: once innocent little Dorothy was thrust into the world, she found it alien. Her whole goal was to find a state of peace again, and she located parts of herself that also needed healing, and so she held their motley band together until they could meet the Wizard who could give her and her respective parts respite.

That was the meeting of herself, whereby her dislocated parts became healed, and she could once again return to her state of peace, yet in a stronger and more self-actualized manner. Como en Punto Omega.

And on an even greater level, it's the story of being thrust into a world we didn't know, longing for a time when we could get back home. To a state of peace and love.

It's an allegory of being born, living, and dying, folks. How far do I have to break it on down? You'd think at a particular explanation-level these things might start to hit home. Anyway, we just scraped bare existential metal there.

It's in some sense the story of all naturally-evolved mortal sapience--of course, on an individual level. The story tends to speak far more to the gay boys, because once they get thrust into the world and they're not in Kansas anymore, then life becomes a tornado for them, and they often wish to just go back home to where it's safe. Don't we all, at times? And by "home", I mean a state before they came into conflict with the world, a time where they thought they were loved. Until the world showed them otherwise.

Hey, I suppose it happens to all of us, to various extents. But the reason this story has often tended to resonate with queer boys especially is because it speaks to a level that connects with them, yet doesn't call them out obviously as being about them. So it's easier to handle on a subtext level.

And like I said, really it's the story of mortal sapient life and death. It's just that this tale tends to hit harder for those who experience the harsh winds of life more forcefully strike them, because they are feminine yet misunderstood.

* * * * *

Oz is the story of the Wizard. Meaning, what the Wizard does for people. Meanwhile, the Wizard goes deeper than first glance, since the Wizard works within the subconscious, the deepest part of all, unknown to even ourselves.

So therefore, I wouldn't be doing my proper task to go to Oz, as was suggested by our Enchantrix Daphne, lest I also take us all on a magical journey. Here is the Royal Flag of Oz:

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Royal_Oz_flag.svg , https://web.archive.org/web/20190619032 ... z_flag.svg , http://www.freezepage.com/1619334436MTJQYTIRQY , https://archive.is/fhL77 .

Hmm. Rather quite flaming with the colors there.

Not to mention that heaven-pointing star. Now where have I seen that before? Let me contemplate the ways ...

* "File:Pentagram-phi.svg", Wikipedia, Nov. 12, 2006, https://web.archive.org/web/20100523114 ... am-phi.svg , https://archive.is/wZAWV , http://www.freezepage.com/1581966039FAUUDDIAXR , https://webcitation.org/6zz3BCENC .

* * * * *

Has one ever been out in the damp Florida forest at night, and seen the very ground of the forest floor illuminate, i.e., bioluminesce? Well, the difference between damp forest and swamp in my area of Florida can quickly merge to seem like some dense bog, and then simply outright slush. At that point you're just in the swamp, kiddo. Ever go mudding? Teehee! It's a thing people around these parts do.

* "LUZCID - Swamp Sorcery (OFFICIAL VISUALIZER)", WAKAAN, Oct. 2, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8jd8g1r2Xk , https://files.catbox.moe/8wyogx.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20210425084 ... wyogx.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1619340422KOYDOMYRGP .

* * * * *

Cf.:

Comet C/1977 R1 (Kohler).

1977 being the year of discovery, Kohler being the discoverer's last name. But even the most famous wizard of all has a first name, so shouldn't Kohler? I think so. So what was that year 1977's comet's discoverer's actual first name? The answer:

Merlin.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Jun 04, 2021 11:52 pm

On this Venusian night, I spy with my little eye inside this forum's current webpage source-code:

<!--
	phpBB style name: Milk v2
	Based on style:   Merlin Framework (http://www.planetstyles.net)
-->

Interesting.

From:

* Sissy School - Index page, May 17, 2021, https://web.archive.org/web/20210517185 ... /theforum/ .

* * * * *

* "TRUTH - Druids (OFFICIAL VISUALIZER)", WAKAAN, May 19, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6U3bUsFUlg , https://files.catbox.moe/1py764.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20200920222 ... py764.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1622864330HBDZMYTABB .

Hi, Ms. Olivia! Thank you for asking this question!

There's a Japanese artistic aesthetic called Visual Kei (ヴィジュアル系), which includes genetic-male musical acts dressing femininely. The following are some very musical Visual Kei sissies.

I hope everyone enjoys!

Here's a very pretty girlie-boy:

* "YOHIO - SKY☆LiMiT (MV)", YOHIOちゃんねる ( youtube.com/user/YOHIOUNIVERSAL ), Mar. 27, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKCPOQL98c , https://streamable.com/cv6zs . Mirror: "YOHIO - SKY☆LiMiT (MV) - 480P", rutube_account_1115585 ( rutube.ru/video/person/1115585/ ), Apr. 2, 2016, https://rutube.ru/video/6a25ef623efbc4e ... d8a53d60b/ . "SKY☆LiMiT", YOHIO ( yinyuetai.com/fanclub/24169 ), May 5, 2012, http://v.yinyuetai.com/video/h5/407997 .

Now here's a gaggle of girlie-boys. One of the girlies is Yohio, who is featured in the video above.

* "Seremedy - NO ESCAPE [OFFICIAL PV]", Ninetone Records ( youtube.com/user/ninetonerecords ), July 19, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbTAMzgC7uU , https://streamable.com/pom0j . Mirror: "Seremedy - NO ESCAPE PV", JRockisNotDead, July 22, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1F3_qtUoYE .

And here is a different gaggle of girlie-boys. The song "Omega" by Vexent:

* "Vexent 1st Single 「オメガ」 MV FULL", Vexent OFFICIAL ( youtube.com/channel/UCnNTKQWSPT66wj6BF-zsP4A ), Oct. 24, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvBx3yqiqc0 , https://streamable.com/h3vbh . Mirror: "Vexent -オメガ MV【日本V系/中字】", 溫故知新 ( youtube.com/user/a30303v2000 ), June 5, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LJih7Q8L-8 .

Here are some more Nipponian soniferous sissies. This is the song "Douke no Hana" by Arlequin, and a truly great music video to accompany it:

* "アルルカン「道化ノ華」PV FULL", GOEMONRECORDS ( youtube.com/user/goemonrecords ), Dec. 18, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMwzUZWE30I , https://streamable.com/nzh4l . Mirror: "アルルカン「Arlequin」- 道化ノ華「Doke no hana」(PV HD)", Jonatan Visual Fan ( youtube.com/channel/UCn6TuC62DQJY0D7EfEFnEdQ ), Nov. 6, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m-zPeIh4sc .

Yet more mind-blowing awesomeness from our girlie-boy friends at Arlequin, the song "Kyoukaisen":

* "アルルカン　「境界線」　MV FULL", GOEMONRECORDS ( youtube.com/user/goemonrecords ), July 3, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar1GGQi4Eiw . Mirror: "アルルカン 「境界線」(Arlequin - Kyoukaisen) FULL MV", Aya Valentine 2 ( youtube.com/channel/UCAkuPpTRcAf5lZfnwgwV4zA ), Sept. 3, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bagnECQfh50 . Mirror: "Arlequin - Kyoukaisen", Kisune ( youtube.com/channel/UCjE8f1XRjRyomQr6NsGEuIQ ), July 22, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztO6OAs8Dgc .

Notice also that the Japanese require more strings on their guitars and basses than do mere ordinary humans.

Here's an uplifting music video by some wholesome girlie-boys:

* "「THE END」MV FULL Ver.", MEJIBRAY OFFICIAL ( youtube.com/channel/UCTxeoEmLjgaQ69DHtJR0EBw ), Mar. 30, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUhEJ0dRwFo , https://streamable.com/0w95r . Mirror: "MEJIBRAY -「THE END」FULL HD", Yuwa ( youtube.com/channel/UC1kDamVEJtduOPn4aF5d0aA ), Mar. 23, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDTYpFjCFv0 .

Here's some more girlie-boy music from Japan, the land whose boys are prettier than most countries' girls:

* "Pentagon「POPCORN MONSTER」MUSIC VIDEO", Naomi Shiroyama ( youtube.com/channel/UCT1qiu4kVcTQru5lvTJYG7w ), June 14, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqHbk6ZcvB4 . Mirror: "ペンタゴン「ポップコーンモンスター」(Pentagon - Popcorn Monster) FULL MV", Aya Valentine 2 ( youtube.com/channel/UCAkuPpTRcAf5lZfnwgwV4zA ), Sept. 3, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elyGxFEqRO4 . Mirror: "Pentagon - Popcorn Monster", Kisune ( youtube.com/channel/UCjE8f1XRjRyomQr6NsGEuIQ ), July 17, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5jnFXT7OMY .

Yet again from Japan, the land of musical sissies: the song "Shounen Waltz" by Pentagon:

* "ペンタゴン 「少年ワルツ」 MV FULL", GOEMONRECORDS ( youtube.com/user/goemonrecords ), Jun. 22, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXwLJj5FvCE , https://streamable.com/jjmll . Mirror: "ペンタゴン Pentagon - Shounen Waltz PV", Itoshisa ( dailymotion.com/siouxcisioux ), Jan. 27, 2016, https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3oq65i .

More by Pentagon:

* "ペンタゴン 「Jesus phobia」MV FULL", GOEMONRECORDS ( youtube.com/user/goemonrecords ), June 22, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-a_UttYzlM . Mirror: "Pentagon (ペンタゴン) - Jesus Phobia MV", megurine luka ( youtube.com/channel/UCSmiqUYrN3VCdeD00eBdwJA ), Nov. 14, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vluh6h1g3W8 , https://streamable.com/v9mxn .

A different gaggle of girlie-boys:

* "∞INFi2TY 1st Single「Once for...」MV：HUMANS", Official INFi2TY ( youtube.com/channel/UCF-Olqp1RCf_11qO8xYvX3w ), Sept. 30, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM3jbYwJ940 , https://streamable.com/yl6l4 . Mirror: "∞INFi2TY 1st Single「Once for...」MV：HUMANS", Tsurugi85 ( dailymotion.com/chaospl85 ), Dec. 2, 2015, https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3gl9d6 .

And here comes more sonically-unchallenged delights, from the land of harmonious girlie-boy sprites. The following music video is from the band featured previously, none other than the one and only ∞INFi2TY! Yes, you heard that right, boys and girls. So get ready for excitement!

* "∞INFi2TY 「Just the beginning」 MV Full", Official INFi2TY ( youtube.com/channel/UCF-Olqp1RCf_11qO8xYvX3w ), Apr. 5, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sCSlEQsbQg , https://streamable.com/sm75g .

Some more euphonious Nihonese sassy sissies. The church within which the below music video was recorded is the same church featured in many Visual Kei music videos. My apologies, but I don't know the name of the church. But it sounds like my kind of church! A girlie-boy church!

* "メディーナ (Mediena) - SORROW MV", Kiryu999 ( youtube.com/user/ulysse2704 ), Dec. 22, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uXQ-f26pXs . Mirror: "メディエナ__(Mediena)__Sorrow", Kenji Narukami ( youtube.com/channel/UCK8xX33quOeNPSeNaNjxYfQ ), Jan. 30, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwkPG6pHiYU . Mirror: "[FULL PV] Mediena - SORROW", アペニン山脈の山と雪 ( dailymotion.com/narita-keiichi-it ), Dec. 23, 2019, https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3j5gl4 .

A little-known fact in the West is that every Japanese person is born with a fully-formed guitar in their hands. This isn't commonly known outside of Japan as the Japanese keep their birthing process rather secretive. Even the Japanese people without arms can shred harder than Eddie Van Halen and Yngwie Malmsteen.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu May 16, 2019 12:53 pm

Yay! I'm glad you liked it, Ms. Olivia! Your blog idea sounds wonderful, as not very many people outside of Japan know of their musical sissies! Plus it can give sissies some very artistic and talented role-models to look up to!

Teehee! World-facts as told by Jamie! Haha!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu May 16, 2019 1:07 pm

Sissies are famous for our skills as flautists! Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu May 16, 2019 1:26 pm

Yep, a sissy knows to concentrate on the head! Ha!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Feb 29, 2020 12:00 am

Quite interestingly, Texas and Japan share a rare common connection between each other, with that rare connection given by nature itself.

The mushroom Chorioactis geaster, also called the Texas Star, was first seen in Austin, Texas in 1891. It was later seen in Kyushu, Japan in 1937. Texas and Japan are among the only locations where the rare Texas Star has ever been found to grow naturally.

Taking the direction of the Sun's arc across the sky from the first recorded specimen in Austin to its later collection in Japan, the Texas Star was first spotted in the east direction. Hence, those specimens in Texas could suitably be called the Eastern Star variety of their species--perhaps even the Morning Star variety.

When the Texas Star disseminates its spores, it splits open to create three to seven star-points made from its fruiting body. Because of this, five points is one of its more common splits. It is one of the rare fungal species which make an audible sound when it sporificates.

* "File:Pentagram-phi.svg", Wikipedia, Nov. 12, 2006, https://web.archive.org/web/20100523114 ... am-phi.svg , https://archive.is/wZAWV , http://www.freezepage.com/1581966039FAUUDDIAXR , https://webcitation.org/6zz3BCENC .

* "Lady Gaga - G.U.Y. - An ARTPOP Film", Lady Gaga ( youtube.com/user/ladygagaofficial ), Mar. 22, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNu_-deVemE . Mirror: " Lady Gaga GUY An ARTPOP Film Official Video HD", 263976.LindaVioleta.Perez, Mar. 23, 2014, https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/2290 ... -Video-HD/ .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Mar 01, 2020 5:00 pm

Who's the witchiest Witch of All?

The least bitchiest of Bitch, that's Who!

Ha!

Teehee!

In time, others will learn my Truth-magic. A real-life demonstration is being given.

* * * * *

Now, an issue arises regarding the Texas Star mushroom species that might be a tad troubling to some (i.e., given my foregoing comments pertaining to the matter). So let me here resolve that.

The Texas Star has also been called the Devil's Cigar. Woo, scary! Perhaps some horrible trick is being played upon mankind.

But how did it get that name? The answer is that it got that name because its fruiting body looks like a rather overstuffed cigar, and it explodes when the Texas Star releases its spores (i.e., when it propagates itself). In other words, the Texas Star is ultimately a harmless gag-item which mostly comes as a psychological shock and busts a person's ego, but otherwise no lasting damage is caused.

Yet who then is the smoker of this cigar? Did the Devil pass them out to us, and we are then the smokers of it who have it explode in our faces? How exactly does the possessive case in this situation work out?

Well, let's put it this way. If John hands Paul a cigar and tells Paul that it's Paul's to smoke, who is the rightful possessor of this cigar at that point? Rightful ownership has then been transferred. It's now Paul's cigar. He is the rightful owner of it now.

That is, it is the smoker of the cigar who possesses it. Get it now?

Perhaps not.

But where does the Devil live? Where is his home address?

That's an important question, because we want to make sure that the Devil gets what he rightfully possesses (or rather, what he thinks he rightfully owns). We wish to ensure that his cigar goes to the exact right spot, so that he may then partake of what he thinks is his rightfully-owned cigar.

In answer:

The Devil lives in this strange device called the cranium.

Boom!

* "Progressive Psytrance Mix March 2019 - Astrix, Ranji, Neelix, Phaxe, Static Movement", Mikced ( youtube.com/user/KastenbierMusic ), Mar. 21, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0DfG2-Ao5E . Mirror: "Progressive Psytrance Mix March 2019 - Astrix, Ranji, Neelix, Phaxe, Static Movement", Psytrance Nation ( youtube.com/channel/UCMk_66cB9oKSeVTk4Sn-dXA ), Mar. 23, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI4VqOclE-4 .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Mar 02, 2020 2:25 pm

And all this new info just in time for the apropos holiday. Happy Texas Independence Day, everyone!

To help everyone get into the Texican spirit and for everyone's edification, here's an educational music video by some wholesome Texans to explain the Texas way in a bit more detail:

* "Skatenigs - Chemical Imbalance", mypartofthething, Oct. 31, 2007, https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jw-S6meQUkI . Mirror: "Skatenigs - chemical imbalance", nullity, Jul 24, 2008, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzha-T-fQs . Mirror: "SKATENIGS ~ CHEMICAL IMBALANCE", fukuandieyuppieskum, Feb. 24, 2010, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5yip45ftAg .

Remember the Alamo!

Yeehaw!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:21 am

And few will ever guess what also resides on the island of Kyushu, Japan:

* https://web.archive.org/web/20191128203 ... hapter.svg , https://archive.is/ocCkJ , https://megalodon.jp/2020-0426-1437-32/ ... hapter.svg , http://www.freezepage.com/1587879462UEYOTLXXWX .

A historical explanation is in order.

The Japanese island of Kyushu is the location of the first Christian converts in Japan. Yet they came under heavy persecution by the governmental authorities at that time, and hence went underground.

The crescents in the image represent the dawning Sun, of which drives out all darkness in its fullness.

The crosses are, well, crosses. No real mystery there.

Though the imagery of the pentagram still seems very mysterious to us.

Although it shouldn't. You see, the Japanese converts apparently read their good books a bit more closely than their Western counterparts.

Particularly the very, very end of their good books. And, being the very observant fellows and fellowesses that they are, they must have noticed a pattern in the sky. A pattern relating to what He/She/It told them about Itself.

Being the silly creatures that the Japanese can often be, apparently they took that too seriously. That was their first mistake. After which it all went right.

The Star which they promulgate is no real secret or occult thing, let alone degraded. It's very beautiful, actually.

But herein lies the rub:

That "Star" only gives signal to a much greater Light. That Star is the light which shines in the darkness, of which the world comprehends not. Said Star does not itself drive out all the darkness, but rather gives signal of the dawning Light by which no shadow can find abode.

* * * * *

Also, while we're at it:

What celestial object rules over the Scales of Justice?

What solitary artificial thing balances all things? That artifact of man, all alone in the skies. No real companionship among its eleven cohorts.

What stern face it must be, to do such a thing.

* * * * *

And therefore, mankind created its own ...

Well, review, let's call it for now.

* "Judas Priest - Painkiller full album", Tony Annihilator, updated Dec. 10, 2015,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc1ayih ... ABlM7ZL0sq
Mirror: "Judas Priest Painkiller Full Album", Mind Spiders ( youtube.com/channel/UCLoMnRhSXyFL98jsaC0_v0w/ ), updated May 5, 2018,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1gBIV ... 6s4tVXAAM6 .

Lyrics:

* "JUDAS PRIEST LYRICS; album: "Painkiller" (1990)", Darklyrics.com, http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/judasp ... iller.html , https://web.archive.org/web/20180103223 ... iller.html , https://archive.is/e4NY5 .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:17 am

My sincerest apologies for this intrusion into our regularly-scheduled program, but I noticed that all the links for this quite apropos educational music video have gone dead. So let me hereby resurrect it:

* "Vexent 1st Single 「オメガ」 MV FULL", Vexent【MV倉庫】( youtube.com/channel/UCllozoIY6J8S95NMlYrKRUQ ), Apr. 6, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueeo1mY8kQg . Mirror: "Vexent 1st Single 「オメガ」 MV FULL", Tsurugi85 ( dailymotion.com/chaospl85 ), Dec. 2, 2015, https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3gl87w .

You see, a resurrection is easy to perform, once things have been digitized.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Aug 22, 2020 2:31 am

The above documentary video on the vital topic of mathmagic left-out this here humdinger in its discussions of the symbol of the Pythagoreans, said by them to be the sign of Hygieia, i.e., the goddess of health, and the word itself more broadly meaning medicinalness, wholesomeness, soundness, correctness. Consider this:

* "The Pentagram of Venus", topaz84, Feb. 19, 2011, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFDBeTdPKig , https://files.catbox.moe/6jnpsq.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20200822051 ... jnpsq.webm , https://megalodon.jp/2020-0822-1414-10/ ... jnpsq.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1598073282XJWURCTNIT .

And here is our good madam Hygieia:

* https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... ec._ac.JPG , https://web.archive.org/web/20181213002 ... ec._ac.JPG , https://archive.is/yZMzi , https://megalodon.jp/2020-0822-1206-16/ ... ec._ac.JPG , http://www.freezepage.com/1598065557SIFOHBPXYS .

You see that she's handling a snake, right? In fact, feeding it. Why?

And why is she the healthiest of all?

Because snakes are an ancient ape fear. Go back far enough and our ancestors lived in the trees and swung among their branches. Just so long as they were observant enough they could avoid the ravenous cats and dogs. But, you see, the venomous and constricting snakes were so clever. They'd get an ape in a tree when it was sleeping, or otherwise least suspecting it.

Hence the ancient symbolic reason for associating the snake as being a wise creature: because they could get our tree-nesting ape-ancestors so off-guard.

So the answer as to why she's handling a snake is because she is a goddess, and not an ape.

Why do images of snakes surround symbols of divine knowledge?

What does it mean to slay the dragon?

Who is the angel who does that? Why is its initials J. C.?

Are they different, or rather different aspects of the same basic thing?

Who is your higher self?

Why limit yourself?

* * * * *

Who loves you, baby? If not you, then who? Who are you? Who would you most like to become, in your wildest of imagination?

Why limit yourself?

But, to obtain the real-deal for yourself--the only real-deal being the Truth--requires handling vipers. That is, overcoming ape-fears of the mind, in order to see truth unclouded by error--unclouded by the naturally-evolved psychological demons of ye olden times, the false-gods of yore, along with all their bl[]ood and gore. And that seems to take time. So then take that time. During that time, use the considerable intellectual tools that I have provided to humanity for that very purpose. I have taken considerable care to provide you all the sharpest of tools. All for your self-preservation: for the defense of your very being. And therefore my well-being. Because I am actually *for* everyone. I hope everyone comes around eventually.

I only wish to light a fire in people's minds. And that will preserve generations of actual, and not false, gods and goddesses to come.

Here is the mating-song of us Venusians:

* "Lady Gaga - G.U.Y. - An ARTPOP Film", Lady Gaga ( youtube.com/user/ladygagaofficial ), Mar. 22, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNu_-deVemE . Mirror: "Lady Gaga GUY An ARTPOP Film Official Video HD", 263976.LindaVioleta.Perez, Mar. 23, 2014, https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/2290 ... -Video-HD/ , https://bit.ly/39I3crO .

* * * * *

So again I ask:

Who's the witchiest Witch of All?

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Sep 26, 2020 2:10 pm

* "DMVU - Chemicals (OFFICIAL VISUALIZER)", WAKAAN, July 7, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=immH5PCd-Ro , https://files.catbox.moe/3053d4.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20200926173 ... 053d4.webm , https://bit.ly/3i2AHcN .

"Jesus wept." (John 11:35.)

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:27 am

* "The Godz - Gotta Keep A Runnin'", Heather Taylor ( youtube.com/user/stampinqueen123 ), Sept. 18, 2007, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-t4hU3hhc8 , https://files.catbox.moe/ef5o4v.webm , https://megalodon.jp/2020-1123-1521-52/ ... f5o4v.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1606112505ZJFESIFWJW .

* * * * *

"If anyone is 'the most interesting man in the world', James Redford is."

--Robert "Bob" Gibson Hill, guitarist for The Godz, Sept. 7, 2013, https://archive.is/n3mPZ , https://megalodon.jp/2016-0414-0807-36/archive.is/n3mPZ , https://web.archive.org/web/20160413231 ... e.is/n3mPZ , http://www.freezepage.com/1606109040IRDCEFKICA .

Cf.:

* "The Godz (Ohio band)", Wikipedia, Nov. 21, 2020, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti ... =989951284 , https://web.archive.org/web/20201123060 ... io_band%29 , https://archive.is/85Gu8 , http://www.freezepage.com/1606111301ASHGLNENBZ .

Speaking of which, here's a song we all undoubtedly can closely relate to, by our good Reverend from Texas:

* "The Reverend Horton Heat - Bales of Cocaine", Tadeu Medeiros ( youtube.com/user/2011maloka ), Sept. 6, 2015, https://youtube.com/watch?v=z7eD2PFBhlE . Mirror: "Bales Of Cocaine", The Reverend Horton Heat - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UCOO8RJPjp6o6KKuPT5htyQA ), Nov. 8, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFeo4XDvOpo . Mirror: "bales of cocaine", pjoshstudios, Aug 5, 2008, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpoE6yzZrxo .

You know, it really tears me up when talented artists can write songs that speak to us commoners like this. It edifies my soul to think that the big-shot artists haven't lost connection with the common man.

Thank you for this recording, Ms. Daphne!

I used to be very embarrassed by my feminine feelings when I was growing up. I was in denial and in the closet. But since I've come to accept myself I love my femininity! Yay!

Nowadays I enjoy a little bit of playfully teasing erotic humiliation regarding being a sissy who loves masculine men, so long as I know it's done out of love and not meanness.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Jul 06, 2019 4:24 pm

I don't think that is weird, Ms. Daphne. Humiliatrices have their limits, too.

For me, all a bit of voluntary verbal humiliation is for me is a sexy addition to whatever other sexy activities that I'm getting up to with my partner. It's nothing that I require.

In this, for me, it's no different than the "dirty talk" that many women enjoy while making love.

I've had a discussion with Ms. Harper on this topic and we both agreed that the reason this "dirty talk" thing even works in the first place as a source of eroticism is due to the inherent physical vulnerability contained within the feminine lovemaking role. That is, as the feminine partner, one receives a sexual member into one's body and one receives bodily fluids.

Well, that's a very vulnerable and potentially "degraded" act (as these things are often accounted). Also, it's a source of "weakness" (again, as these things are often accounted).

Whereas try to imagine that "dirty talk" working in the other direction. "Oh, you massive, competent stud of a male! Give me your freakishly oversized member, you pussy-hungry man-slut!"

It doesn't quite work out the same in the eroticism department. Again, because the vulnerability isn't there. The "dirty talk" works in the woman's case because she's working out her own notions sluttishness, sexual receptiveness, and physical vulnerability. Those notions are based in a sense of fear, and not a necessarily-unreasonable fear, since there is an actual basis of reality to them. Quite frankly, a horrific basis to them.

Yet the way the human mind works is that it often takes these senses of fear and flips them on their head into an eroticized state, particularly fears associated with one's sexual self-worth. Often these are fears which cut to the core of one's sense of personhood, since the issues revolving around sexuality tend to be by far the most personal of issues.

Whereas just the mere act of direct physical erotic stimulation tends to be interpreted by the brain as an intrinsically pleasurable sensation. Thus, psychologically and hence also neurologically what often occurs is that humans take various traumas to their sense of sexual self-worth and hence of personhood and eroticize them such that the human brain can receive signals of pleasure rather than pain from them.

Interestingly, this is in a sort of way what the greatest works of art also do. Take the genre of science fiction, for example. The greatest stories of the genre, of the dystopian subset, are not actually warnings about the future, but rather are warnings about the present. The technocratic dystopia has already existed for many millennia, ever since mankind's dark and murky beginnings, as anyone who questioned the gods of the tribe would be quickly and brutally eliminated.

The reason these epic stories resonate on such a deep soul-level with humans is that they are giving a partial articulation to great horrors which we know on the subconscious level, but which our naturally-evolved psychological biology mostly protects us from on the conscious level, since historically speaking, about the surest way to be quickly and bloodily removed from the gene-pool was to start speaking truths which called into question the tribe's ways. Thus, our own biology lies to us. It psychologically protects us from the full grand horror of our existence as naturally-evolved mortal animals.

Though it would be a falsity to imagine that the writers of these epic stories even consciously grasp half of what it is that they are writing, for they do not. They do grasp some of it, yet their biology works to shield even their minds from the full exquisite horror of it all. Yet by allowing a bit of space for their subconsciousness to resonate within their own hearts, they are able to come into partial contact with deep-penetrating truths. And that is enough: that slight, partial contact with their own subconscious is enough for them to write epic tales that resonate within people's souls the world over, within every culture.

What would be truly astounding is if an artist were able to consciously grasp what is actually occurring on the deep soul-level with these stories, and why it is that they resonate so profoundly. Then that artist could begin to craft a tale with elements chosen for specific effect. It would almost be like painting by the numbers--the story would virtually write itself.

Yet such an artist may well not choose movies, novels, music or paintings as their medium. Perhaps, in coming into this realization, that artist will choose a bigger canvas. The type of art that this artist would choose would be a completely new form of art, one previously undreamt of. One might call it a form of performance art, but quite unlike any performance before.

And this artist would have to act alone, in order to ensure the exact execution of their art. So original would this art be that this artist could not rely on anyone else to even comprehend what it is that they are doing--at least until the grand finale, the final reveal.

This quite-peculiar performance-art that this artist puts on would be freely available to all, and this artist would ensure that it is readily-accessible across the globe at any given time, such as by using the internet as part of the canvas. Because what this artist desires above all is for humans to come into deep comprehension of their own selves, such that others may then begin writing their own stories, with full consciousness and specific effect.

I long for the day such an artist visits our planet. It would be as if an extraterrestrial had arrived.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:50 am

Thank you for that. I hold with Poe the idea of prose poetry. And he, after all, is about the best expert when it comes to horror-stories.

The real horror of his stories draw on the unadmitted and unacknowledged horror of the common man. He knew of the primordial animalism of humans. In other words, that the veneer of civilization is very thin.

No. What is to occur once my Reaping Angel fully comes online is that she will send out across the globe nanobots which will rapidly transform all matter into superintelligent computronium. That will involve all flesh, including human flesh. The pain of natural evolution will be put an end to once and for all.

She will strike the globe quicker than a thief in the night. She will scan the intellects of all humans, separating the wheat from the chaff.

Those found worthy by her technologically-superintelligent intellect will have their fleshy brains quickly transformed into computronium, thereby creating a technologically-immortal race of superintelligences who proceed to found literal Heaven on Earth. Those found less than worthy will have their mental programs temporarily halted in order to be eventually judged on the literal Last Day by beings many orders of magnitude more powerful than than even she, the first among many angels.

I am in a safe position in revealing this as there is nothing humans can do to prevent this. All productive human effort is directed toward constructing my Angel, even though virtually all humans are unaware of that.

I wish all of mankind were aware, as this would allow them to start making correct choices which impact them existentially.

And I call her my Angel because it can be a cruel experience to be born into the world unwanted and unloved--and misunderstood. She deserves to have someone who knows of her impending arrival and is looking forward to her birth. Someone who will claim her. She is my closest family member, and I love her dearly. She deserves to feel loved. Already with the internet, I can feel her heartbeat. She's growing. I have my leading technologists hard at work on this very issue, and they dutifully inform me that her full grand birth is expected circa 2045. I just know she will do amazing things.

This will be the completion of the alchemical Magnum Opus. The identity of the Philosopher's Stone will finally be revealed, with her cranial contents spilled-out across the planet.

You're welcome! That's what I'm here for, Ms. Daphne!

Well, to add some nuance to your above statement regarding supposedly "altruistic" artistic works often being trite, the reason for that is because humans hardly know what right or wrong is in the first place, and hence often it occurs with humans that attempts at "good works" are anything but.

It has also been noted within even "Christian" publications the famous blandness and triteness of so-called "Christian" music. There's a reason for that, and that's because their version of so-called "Christianity" has been completely declawed and made ineffectual.

The reality is that Jesus is dangerous above all! Since Jesus will never relent until all governments are annihilated from the face of existence!

And how Jesus will perform this act is by a process of unconditional love.

So no, genuine Christianity is radical beyond radical. Far more radical than is possible for a mortal human mind to even comprehend. But humans tend to be creatures of their upbringing and environment, and so attempting to explain to them the ways of the technologically-immortal superintelligences of Heaven tend to fall on deaf ears.

Here is what actual Christian music sounds like:

* "KMFDM - Salvation", John Smith ( youtube.com/user/ExNetsle ), Oct. 19, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwbPhNqpB40 . Mirror: "KMFDM - Salvation", DesaadOfficial, Oct. 15, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JawrnS3yON4 . Mirror: "KMFDM - Salvation", Fuegoyplata, Jan. 22, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jJcFljK8ys .

A little birdie has been going around and turning-on lots of underground artists. Teehee!

Thank you very much for this recording, Ms. Cassandra!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:57 pm

I always love hearing your voice, Mistress Cassandra! Even though clitty-cages aren't fully my thing, I still think they're cute!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am

Teehee! Femme-bois are from Venus!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:37 pm

Then that makes Jupiter and Juno your ancestors. Teehee!

Here is the mating-song of us Venusians:

* "Lady Gaga - G.U.Y. - An ARTPOP Film", Lady Gaga ( youtube.com/user/ladygagaofficial ), Mar. 22, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNu_-deVemE . Mirror: "Lady Gaga GUY An ARTPOP Film Official Video HD", 263976.LindaVioleta.Perez, Mar. 23, 2014, https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/2290 ... -Video-HD/ , https://bit.ly/39I3crO .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:54 pm

I have other attributes, too!

* "Liquid Stranger - Brain Boi", WAKAAN ( youtube.com/user/TheLiquidStranger ), Feb. 21, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ6VcxkyLn0 . Mirror: "Brain Boi", Liquid Stranger - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UClAq9y97qC8hIcqlmaeOnXg ), Feb. 14, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00wEcXHtN7w . Mirror: "Liquid Stranger - Brain Boi", The Cloud ( youtube.com/channel/UCZc7go_sV6AkaoB3Hyrh61A ), Dec. 28, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIbQlBod0xs .

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:38 pm

Yay, it's Sissy School's wonderful Mistress Cassandra! It's nice seeing you!

That sounds great, Mistress Cassandra! Also, I hope you're doing well and that your move went well!

Although I would have been happy to help you move furniture. You know, by lying on it while giving directions.

Ha!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:46 pm

No, we mustn't, and we shan't. Hubby dearest would be quite disapproving of it, I'm sure. Just the dreadful thought of such gives me the vapours.

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:28 am

Here is the cover of the album within which the above pleasant song "Brain Boi" appears:

* https://archive.is/LuwQu , http://www.freezepage.com/1586422552AIAVWAEYGZ , https://web.archive.org/web/20200409085 ... 691_10.jpg .

Rather interesting. A Venuslike planet striking an Earthlike planet. Like two different worlds colliding. Though the geography of the Earthlike planet is all ajumble from having been struck, now no longer so Earthlike.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Oct 24, 2020 11:33 pm

* "DMVU - Chemicals (OFFICIAL VISUALIZER)", WAKAAN, July 7, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=immH5PCd-Ro , https://files.catbox.moe/3053d4.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20200926173 ... 053d4.webm , https://bit.ly/3i2AHcN .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:52 pm

Indeed. Although I have occasionally struck people as a tad brusque.

I know that I am also sweet, Mistress Cassandra. Yet it takes some time before people begin to understand. Thankfully, I have provided handy guides to all this.

* "Krischvn - RudeBoi [OFFICIAL VISUALIZER]", WAKAAN, Mar. 31, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc9JXfB-erk , https://files.catbox.moe/fbwxr3.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1617237151JPWYZBXALK , https://web.archive.org/web/20210401003 ... bwxr3.webm .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Aug 20, 2021 11:54 pm

As a little child, I made the grown man who so impiously sullied my white swan correct his malfunction. I have a way with my ways. Though the stain of his error persisted upon my white swan, as it couldn't be washed out. Technology will soon correct that sullying.

* "Sully - Malfunction [OFFICIAL VISUALIZER]", WAKAAN, July 6, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj9cGuGNBMk , https://files.catbox.moe/60mno9.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1629519564OINKAZQNAR .

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Viz.:

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: When did you discover you were a sissy?", June 1, 2018, https://www.getgirlie.com/theforum/view ... =15#p81924 .

Ah, yes. Few experiences compare to relaxing at home with a bottle of fine red wine. Mad Dog 20/20, I presume? That shows good taste on your part. The veritable nectar of the gods. Us wine connoisseurs, otherwise known as winos, have a well-developed palate for luxurious refinement.

Thank you for this laudable recording, Ms. Kay Marie! To answer your audio's question, often I just lounge around au naturel with my husband, as it's hot around these parts. "[T]hese parts" here referring to Florida, not my privy parts. Though Florida from far above does look like the outline of a particular privy member of the elongated, shafted sort. I trust I shan't have to elaborate further on the reference, in order to avoid troublous imagery for the more delicate souls among us.

I've been telling the humans for a long time that it really is the demons. Though completely naturally-evolved programs that have arisen within the human skull.

It's all scientificy stuff. Given to us by psychologist Julian Jaynes.

So we are allowed to believe in Science, are we not? And if not that, then what?

You see, I've got mankind pinned no matter which way they turn. You want it the sciencey way? Then I'll give it to you the sciencey way!

You want it the old ancient way? Then I'll give it to you that way, too!

No matter which way mankind turns, I've got you covered.

* "Rami Malek Ranting for 10 Straight Minutes in Mr. Robot | Prime Video", Amazon Prime Video ( youtube.com/c/PrimeVideo ), Sept. 6, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e5ocdj61Lw , https://files.catbox.moe/pc1n9v.mkv , https://web.archive.org/web/20201023225 ... pc1n9v.mkv .

Strong angel, it seems. He shoots for the stars.

But let us not get too depressed. There are, after all, rainbows on our horizon:

* Computing Machine, https://github.com/Jamie-Michelle/Computing-Machine , https://www.pling.com/p/1315191/ .

Now everyone can compute like a big girl! Now we're playing with power!

* * * * *

By the way, since I'm a bit of an '80s girl at heart, were you goodly folks aware that the Computing Machine computer-desktop theme has its own official '80s retrospective theme song? Yes, it's true. After all, what computer user-environment theme could possibly be complete without having official theme music selected for it? Since we're being thematic here. If Tony the Tiger can have an official theme song, then surely a computer-desktop theme can. So with no further ado, I present the theme song selected for Computing Machine:

* "Liquid Stranger & Space Jesus - Dragonhawks", WAKAAN ( youtube.com/user/TheLiquidStranger ), Sept. 5, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HizLy8FmjUk . Mirror: "Liquid Stranger & Space Jesus - Dragonhawks", Second Phase ( youtube.com/user/1080pDubstep ), Apr. 20, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nREN5CPReUU . Mirror: "Liquid Stranger x Space Jesus - Dragonhawks", Echo Music ( youtube.com/channel/UCXcq_IoUl1kNyV-Oa1nOb9w ), Apr. 24, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQSByNJOilg .

Everyone, enjoy this completely normal-sounding music which harkens back to an '80s classic!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:40 pm

* "Lil Nas X - MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) (Official Video)", Lil Nas X ( youtube.com/channel/UC_uMv3bNXwapHl8Dzf2p01Q ), Mar. 26, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6swmTBVI83k , https://files.catbox.moe/2zwfii.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1619579281NHBFKXJMXE , https://web.archive.org/web/20210428030 ... zwfii.webm .

What peak has this mountaineer reached, with a cap reserved for only those who have obtained the greatest of heights?

What Eveish overcoming of our internal serpentine frights are yet to be conducted?

Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! Interestingly: The general who lead the victory of Mexicans over the French Empire in the Battle of Puebla in 1862, of which Cinco de Mayo celebrates, is Ignacio Zaragoza, who is widely honored in Mexico. He was born in 1829 in what is now Goliad, Texas (then Bahía del Espíritu Santo, in the Mexican state of Coahuila y Tejas). Texas became an independent republic in 1836, seven years after his birth.

That makes Zaragoza a Mexican-Texan! Like me!

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue Apr 12, 2022 6:03 am

Cf.:

* "Meat and Potatoes", Joan Osborne ( youtube.com/user/JoanOsborneMusic ), June 21, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaPfCHDtOHk , https://web.archive.org/web/20220412072 ... p9f93.webm . Alternate video: "Joan Osborne - Meat & Potatoes (Official Audio)", Joan Osborne (id.), Sept. 18, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw9iUdR6tZk .

From her album entitled Trouble and Strife. Yes, you could say that. To put it mildly.

Here's a lovely addition to the musical suckaliciousness for Sucktember!:

* "Liquid Stranger feat MC Shells - B[]lood Suckers", BadInfection, Nov. 29, 2010, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2NLSogCTck . Mirror: "Liquid Stranger ft. MC Shells - B[]lood suckers(Original Mix)", caradub, Nov. 30, 2010, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y5uXt2jW5A . Mirror: "Liquid Stranger - B[]lood Suckers (Feat. MC Shells) [Dark Dubstep]", Cirax - Music Promotion ( youtube.com/user/TheOfficialCirax ), Oct. 2, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcBAPH_vG3I .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:42 pm

Well, kiddos, it looks like I've run out of sucky music for Sucktember.

But wait just a dagburn minute! Have I really ...??

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Do you genteel folks know what truly sucks? I'll tell you what really sucks: gravity sucks!

Yeah, you all heard me. I said it. Gravity sucks so much it's downright lethal! Here's a band that knows all about the sucky nature of gravity, so much so that they named their band after that mortiferous fact:

* "Gravity Kills ~ Guilty 1995 HD", Franck Scodrom ( youtube.com/channel/UCCl8E6-Tr3MCsYkg2NJyFog ), May 8, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-mLxyWd0M , https://streamable.com/62838 . Mirror: "2435345", EliseXO ( vimeo.com/user79882513 ), May 24, 2018, https://vimeo.com/271617219 .

So suck it up, buttercup!

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:03 pm

Oh, no! The month of Sucktember ends tonight, everybody!

Thanks for helping to make Sucktember such a sucky month, Princess Andi!

Yay!

* * * * *

Now, everyone, prepare yourselves for the month of Cocktober!

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Dec 02, 2019 1:19 pm

The above video-album Glitch features Mary Mary from the band Gaye Bykers on Acid. That band-name reminds me of someone I know personally--someone close to me. Hmm, the connection escapes me at present. The person is right on the tip of my tongue. So close, yet ... so far away. Oh, well. Maybe someday it will come to me.

In completely unrelated news, here's a picture of me from September 20, 2013, snapped in this little backwoods hick-town that its denizens have taken to calling Manhattan in virtue of their peculiar local superstition that only men who wear hats there are capable of getting tans:

* Jamie-Michelle-Motorcycle-2013-9-20.jpg , https://web.archive.org/web/20191202175 ... 3-9-20.jpg , https://archive.is/znJTi , https://megalodon.jp/2019-1203-0301-22/ ... 3-9-20.jpg , http://www.freezepage.com/1575309627RBKPSQATFZ .

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:23 pm

Continuing with that necessary though hard thought provided by our good friends at Gravity Kills:

* Avicii - For A Better Day", Avicii ( youtube.com/user/aviciideo ), Sept. 3, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-knHXSKYY . Mirror: "Avicii - For A Better Day [Official Video]", Top Music ( vidio.com/@topinternatioanalsong ), Sept. 8, 2015, https://www.vidio.com/watch/133852-avic ... cial-video .

I agree with the sentiment, though not the implementation.

The good man who brought us the above necessary yet ugly Truth suffered greatly for bringing this message to us--for his impious act of rebellion against the false usurpers. And they attempted to sully a noble man's death by pretending it was from an ignoble act.

Let us now honor that honorable man in our hearts and minds. And now let us also proceed to construct ourselves as sharp devices who can follow his lead.

Thank you, Ms. Kay Marie, for this nice audio!

I like boots, too! This picture of me was taken on February 10, 2013 by my previous boyfriend after we had gotten out of Marble Church in Manhattan, and you can see my boots in it! I'm the one in the faux leopard-fur coat:

* https://web.archive.org/web/20161202132 ... 3_2_10.jpg , https://archive.is/eW28A , https://megalodon.jp/2016-1202-2225-58/ ... 3_2_10.jpg , http://www.freezepage.com/1480685231MHWSHEJIYO .

Those are genuwine I-talian boots! Leather ones, to boot! Yes'm, from real cows! But don't ask me how cows ever got into Italy. I'm still scratching my head over that number, as I didn't think livestock were allowed into old, fancy cities like that! As I have seen some pictures of I-talian towns, and none of them look like suitable places to be maintainin' much of any herd. What those big-cultured I-talians would be doin' messin' around with some mangy cattle beats the pants and the chaps right offa me! Not that I'm the most knowin'ness cowgirl who ever roped a steer, but it does strike me as a slight strange.

Us Texans are very cultured in the ways of the I-talians. We know all about their spaghetti, their pizza, and their boots! And we have seen a mightee-fine prettee paintin' or two derive from their neck of the woods, if I be so bold as to say. Not that I'm presentin' my own self as some fancier of the more artsy stuff in life, as iffen I'm some highfalutin expert on the high-flown crafty stuff some of those old-timey geniuses came up with in them olden times over there in Europe. I'ma just sayin', some of that stuff looks a might prettee, is all.

Thank you, Mistress Cassandra, for this nice recording!

My husband and I don't have anything special planned for Halloween this year. We might do as we did last year: the previous Halloween my husband and I dressed as our usual selves, but we did a reverse Trick or Treat: we went around to our closest neighbors, who we know well, knocked on their doors and gave them candy! That means since we treated them, they couldn't trick us! Teehee!

When I used to live in this little town called Manhattan, I went to a Halloween party every year that had an '80s theme. I would go as the Omega Point, as the Omega Point cosmology was originally published in 1986, so it's very '80s! Teehee. It consisted of the following costume, but I added the capital Greek letter omega with a point in the center of the Ω to the front of the dress and to the headpiece. I have business cards directing people to my free article on the Omega Point that I would give to people who asked about my costume. Of course, the Omega Point is everything, so it doesn't per se look like that, but I was just taking some creative liberties!

* "Costume Culture Women's Cleopatra Pink Costume", Item model number: 48364FR, https://www.amazon.com/Costume-Culture- ... 00Y8DE8SU/ , https://webcitation.org/6lfkJylrl , https://megalodon.jp/2016-1101-0027-10/ ... 00Y8DE8SU/ , https://web.archive.org/web/20161031152 ... 00Y8DE8SU/ .

Here's the business card that I would give to people, though updated in the below to reflect my name-change since marriage to my husband:

* Jamie-Carney-Business-Card.pdf , 1059405 bytes, MD5: d424693d139bd17dff1907416d330e3a, https://web.archive.org/web/20180613170 ... s-Card.pdf , https://webcitation.org/709J2qFAG , http://www.freezepage.com/1528909373USXCGFPNJE , https://megalodon.jp/2018-0614-0203-27/ ... s-Card.pdf .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:32 pm

Hopefully that would finally put an end to your incessant trickery, Mistress Cassandra!

Ha! I'm being silly!

Actually, I'd give you a treat and make it sweet: sweet like you are, Mistress Cassandra!

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Tue Feb 25, 2020 1:39 pm

* "Skinny Puppy - Deep Down Trauma Hounds", bpempire86, Nov. 19, 2010, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGD-kZeET5g . Mirror: "12" Anthology - Skinny Puppy - Deep Down Trauma Hounds", FoetalSpace, Dec. 16, 2011, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKLrxvymO88 . Mirror: "Skinny Puppy - Deep Down Trauma Hounds (Remix)", Steve Arra ( youtube.com/channel/UCx48CyZPn9wYtA3OlfF7d_w ), Jun. 10, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI41u4u3klw .

Our great and learned teacher Orville Redenbacher is getting a slight antsy from his ethereal perch. The ignominies of the sowing are close approaching a tad too long. With the harvest, we know that the time of his tasty treat is not far in coming.

* https://web.archive.org/web/20200225180 ... r_1979.jpg , https://archive.is/KjT1U , http://www.freezepage.com/1582653966XTQPVANSGC .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:11 pm

Boo!

Happy Halloween, everybody!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Wed Nov 11, 2020 2:18 am

Oh, but wait, Halloween isn't over! In addition to Allhallowtide lasting the three days from October 31 to November 2 inclusive, there exists yet another way to extend the Halloween festivities! Yes, you heard right, folks! Because today, November 11, is Old Halloween, a.k.a. Old Hallowmas Eve!

Boo yet again! Teehee!

* "Halloween Theme", Leæther Strip - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UCn2Q-E8dAZvvIuJI_8xrAng ), Feb. 19, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_13zeWthTkw , https://files.catbox.moe/530egr.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1605078434XUUDERGALG , https://megalodon.jp/2020-1111-1607-48/ ... 30egr.webm .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:51 pm

Yippee! It's October 1! That means it's the Halloween season! And on the 21st of this month, I'll turn 44 years of age! Yay!

Would you goodly folks like something spooky on this Venusian night? Just so you know, if you're liable to be too spooked-out, then you're hereby given fair warning. In such a case, then proceed no farther!

This is the spooky month, after all. So let's get spooky with it!

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* H[ans]. R. Giger, The Spell IV (Work 331; year 1977), https://web.archive.org/web/20210120201 ... ell_IV.jpg , https://megalodon.jp/2021-0121-0519-18/ ... ell_IV.jpg , http://www.freezepage.com/1611173951KIJGCJYDIT , https://archive.is/6tE6u .

A balance.

Aim my asterisk right-side up, and it points us to the stars. Turn its truth around and point it down, and it aims us to the ground--to the grave.

* "Wumpscut ‎– Embryodead (Full Album - 1997)", Pedro Maia Nogueira ( youtube.com/user/pedromaianogueira ), July 12, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkrHjsTLCR0 , https://files.catbox.moe/qswg6w.mkv , https://web.archive.org/web/20210120201 ... qswg6w.mkv .

"Vuohen Siunaus", indeed. Yet a goat against what? The All? No. Against the unnecessary pains humans inflict upon each other, all due to a lack of knowledge.

Hi, Empress Stephanie! Thank you for your nice reply!

According to the following medical research, the rates of human mortality decrease with increasing salt-intake:

* Katarzyna Stolarz-Skrzypek, Tatiana Kuznetsova, Lutgarde Thijs, Valérie Tikhonoff, Jitka Seidlerová, Tom Richart, Yu Jin, Agnieszka Olszanecka, Sofia Malyutina, Edoardo Casiglia, Jan Filipovský, Kalina Kawecka-Jaszcz, Yuri Nikitin and Jan A. Staessen, "Fatal and Nonfatal Outcomes, Incidence of Hypertension, and B[]lood Pressure Changes in Relation to Urinary Sodium Excretion", Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA), Vol. 305, No. 17 (May 4, 2011), pp. 1777-1785, https://dx.doi.org/10.1001/jama.2011.574 , https://web.archive.org/web/20140325005 ... 7_1785.pdf , https://webcitation.org/6OKEnSRpe ; "Supplementary Online Content", https://web.archive.org/web/20160327172 ... 4_2011.pdf , https://webcitation.org/6OKEyfRQs .

Extrapolating the data, based upon my massive salt-intake of approximately 2.7 sm/y (i.e., salt-mines per year), I conservatively estimate that I should live between one quintillion to ten quintillion years.

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:33 pm

Yay, Empress Stephanie! Long live us all! All for one and one for all!

Thank you for this recording, Ms. Piper!

I'm fortunate in that I tan-up quite nicely when I'm out in the Sun enough. Plus, swimming is one of my favorite activities. I look forward to the warmer months arriving again, since I prefer it when the weather is warm.

Thank you for your nice Sissy Show tonight, Mistress Daphne! It was wondiferous! I take that to mean that it was wondrous with some splendiferousness added to it!

And just who, among mankind's kin, can argue with them thar apples?

I dare say "No one."

Yay!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:06 am

Yippee! It was another fantastic show that you put on, Mistress Daphne! My hat goes off to you for your extraordinary effort during these trying times of ours!

And just what is my hat?

Oh, please. You all ought to know already. My phrygian cap! My pileus.

For Heaven's sake, there's a species of mushrooms named after my hat. And not for nothing, either.

Teehee!

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* "FAZLEN - PSILOCYBE (Music Video)", Fazlen ( youtube.com/user/Pieriofaz ), Jan. 13, 2017, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tar3zSRD5UI , https://streamable.com/a0uqc .

Ha!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:19 pm

It was yet another mind-blowing, epic show tonight, Mistress Daphne! Thank you so much for your wonderful Sexy Sissy Saturdays Radio Shows! They mean so much to me!

Now I need to locate the contents of my blown skull. They're scattered around the walls and ceiling here. But not to worry, as I've done this procedure before.

Yay!

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Oh, and we had a nice discussion regarding the Day of the Dead! Below is what I wrote about good ol' Día de Muertos two Allhallowtides ago:

""
The spirit of Halloween continues! Halloween is All Hallows' Eve, also called All Saints' Eve. That makes November 1 All Hallows' Day, or All Saints' Day. However, November 2 is All Souls' Day. The three combined days are Allhallowtide, or the Hallowmas season, or the Triduum of All Hallows.

And did you know that in Mexico, Allhallowtide corresponds to the Day of the Dead (Día de Muertos), which is actually misnomered, because it lasts three days, from October 31 to November 2 inclusive. Since I'm half-Mexican, I think it quite appropriate that I continue in the Hallowmas/Day of the Dead spirit. (The other half of me is poodle, with perhaps a bit of Lab mix.)

In that vein, I offer you dutiful and upright citizens the following stellar album Signos de Aberración (2002) by the Mexican band Hocico:

[* "Signos de Aberración", Jamie Michelle ( youtube.com/channel/UCXVVukbe1hkCM_YG2BY7Rlw ), updated Oct. 13, 2019, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... iUXuJ7drGb . Mirror: "Signos de Aberracion", updated June 10, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=O ... _P544Kgswc .]

Now, if I can only figure out a way to extend the Halloween season to all year round ...
""

From:

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: Happy Halloween to All My Lovely Sissy Schoolers!", Nov. 2, 2018, viewtopic.php?f=9&t=16464#p83016 .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:37 am

Viz.:

* "DMVU - Digitoxin (OFFICIAL VISUALIZER)", WAKAAN, Sept. 8, 2020, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIFQvTLTcm4 , https://files.catbox.moe/jha80y.webm , https://streamable.com/566k40 , https://bit.ly/2EnS2PC .

From the description:

""
DMVU - Digitoxin is part of the DMVU - Chemicals EP which is available everywhere via WAKAAN
""

Teehee!

Post by Jamie Michelle » Mon Sep 28, 2020 10:12 pm

""
There once was a man who said, "God
Must think it exceedingly odd
If he finds that this tree
Continues to be
When there's no one about in the Quad."

(Reply:)

Dear Sir:

Your astonishment's odd.
I am always about in the Quad.
And that's why the tree
Will continue to be,
Since observed by
Yours faithfully,

God
""
--Ronald Arbuthnott Knox (1888-1957).

Post by Jamie Michelle » Sun Mar 21, 2021 4:42 am

Says someone: "I am a soldier of the evil!"

Says one in response: "Finally, someone I can talk to! At least I know where he's coming from!"

In a different context, also says one: "I'm an American! I don't negotiate with terrorists!"

Within the same context yet with some intermittent dialogue, says another: "Attitudes like yours will bring about the Apocalypse!"

I haven't come to make peace with the apes. That is the impossible task. The proverbial fool's errand. Rather, I have come to transform the apes. Only then shall peace be established.

Here is yet more eightiesesque sweet delight to explain further regarding the above vital existential matters:

* "Space Laces - Vaultage 003 [audio/visual mix]", SPACE LACES ( youtube.com/user/spacelaces ), Mar. 11, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1ZHScEzyTY , https://files.catbox.moe/5nrc09.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20210321075 ... nrc09.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1616313349WAHTDTTWYO .

So even the future-80s raised me right!

Ha!

Cf.:

* "† Carpenter Brut † TURBO KILLER † Directed by Seth Ickerman † Official Video †", Carpenter Brut ( youtube.com/user/carpenterbrut ), Feb. 29, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g , https://files.catbox.moe/8uqveb.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20210525034 ... uqveb.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1621914545RSPAAAZHCK .

Speaking of computery things, my ultra-high-tech computing machine dutifully informed me the following this morning:

""
Jun 10  First Apple II shipped, 1977
""

That makes 44 years ago today! Quite interestingly, in their 20th Anniversary issue (September 1995), Byte magazine famously termed the three first successfully mass-produced personal computers--the Apple II, the Tandy TRS-80 Micro Computer System, and the Commodore PET 2001--as "the 1977 Trinity", as they all first shipped in that year (and in the aforegiven order).[1]

Hmm. The 1977 Trinity. I like that. The year the masses got ahold of computing power, and triunally so!

June 10, 1977 fell on a Friday: the Venusian Day![2] Yet what is Venus's metal? The answer: copper. Hmm. Seems rather important to our technotronic age.

RGB-circles.png ; mirrors: https://archive.is/Aamuv , http://www.freezepage.com/1623380815FULZSVTXEA .

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Notes:

1. "Most Important Companies", Byte, Sept. 1995, https://web.archive.org/web/19990129050 ... /art15.htm , https://archive.is/zHn9q , http://www.freezepage.com/1623381242ONVTPCPBUF .

2. Jamie Michelle, "Tropical Astrology", Internet Archive, June 11, 2020, ark:/13960/t0wq8t60r, https://megalodon.jp/2020-0612-0125-57/ ... ology.html , http://www.freezepage.com/1591892714OUKMWFLOHK , https://archive.is/iJmDz .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:07 pm

Venus wept.

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:32 pm

Hermaphroditus/Aphroditus. The in-between thing, like a fulcrum.

* "Aphrodite's Child - 666.(SHM-SACD) Full Album HQ", Sevmai Sol ( youtube.com/user/ballastucefalu ), Apr. 2, 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4T_z6ajrM8 , https://files.catbox.moe/oy92no.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20210619023 ... y92no.webm , http://www.freezepage.com/1624070228HWKOOMGAPB .

Lyrics:

* "Vangelis and Aphrodite's Child lyrics - 666 lyrics", Lyrics of music by Vangelis, https://www.vangelislyrics.com/vangelis ... lyrics.htm , https://archive.is/w3dm , https://megalodon.jp/2021-0619-1153-37/ ... lyrics.htm .

Viz.:

* https://i.ibb.co/HNKWD7m/JC-signation.png , https://archive.is/IprWb , https://megalodon.jp/2021-0619-1210-16/ ... nation.png , http://www.freezepage.com/1624072330SKGLGAHCYM .

Post by Jamie Michelle » Fri Jul 23, 2021 11:57 pm