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I've written an article on Medium called: Nice Guys™ Finish Last (and why they should). I'm hoping to make it in a series with more of a dissection of some of the Tweets I post. Check it out and let me know what you think.
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Many of you heard about Addison Rae's bikini (The Father The Son The Holy Ghost) thing. But this dude was really feeling himself, talking about burning witches.
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I'm 💀. Marjorie Taylor Greene staring directly at this dude and saying: Let me tell you why you masturbate and watch porn so much.
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Marge says that discrimination against white men causes them to watch porn and play video games.
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The person who submitted this said they only had friendly interactions before. This folks is called sympathy manipulation. He knows his request is shitty, 'hope it doesn't earn a block' but then throws in, I haven't had sex in 2 months' as if that's her responsibility.
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My other account is a confessions account and I get some doozy on there and most of the time just a lot of fun. However, more often than I would like, I get a lot of men who feel their confession will be life-altering for me and everyone else. As if it is an honor something. 😑
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Guy: you're bi? Gal: yep. Guy: Threesome!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
I see you're bi? Hahaha I like that

What do you do

Chris

I see you're bi? Hahaha I like tha...

Why specifically?

Angela

Why specifically?

Haha more the merrier. Makes it easier

I'm sorry?

I'm not sure I understand what you're saying

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Oh well, whatever, neveIRHY

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Sorry? I'm confused

I meant threesomes and foursome are easier

You understand now? Lol

Ok so, you assume that because I'm bi I want to have a threesome?

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No I didn't assume. I said it's easier

I hope you see the difference

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I hope you see the difference

Nor did I say we will. It's just there's a lot of openness to the idea. In simpler words for you.

Seems a little presumptuous to talk about threesomes to a stranger you just matched with, don't you think? Sorry I think we're looking for different things. A little advice when talking to bi girls: don't immediately start talking about threesomes. There's a harmful stereotype that bi people are promiscuous, so it's likely they have heard that many times. Just some advice take it or leave it

Little advice for you as well. Read someone's bio and then swipe right. Mine clearly indicated, I'm open to different ideas.

Also what does Bi mean to you?
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