ShadowWalkyr

"Your [sic] such a bitch [sic] I shouldn't have said anything [sic]". Grammar aside, if you'd come to that realization in the first place we could have avoided this entire episode.

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Keep us posted. Y'know, now and again.

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So close. So godsdamned close.

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Peak Michael J. Fox, as I recall, too.

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Um . . . yeah? That's kinda the point, isn't it? And it's a good thing. My wife knows she could leave me any time she wants. She has her own job and resources to make it on her own. And -- mind you, this part is important -- she 𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.

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Is . . . is that Brett Dalton under all that fake CG beard? Is this schmuck trying to impune actor Brett Dalton? And did he muck with Dalton's hair to make it look as bad as the beard? I have -- in short -- questions.

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Riiiiiiiiiiight.

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"Stop causing others to stumble"? Sounds like you're blaming a woman for a man's lack of responsibility.

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I keep a weather eye on things like creationists, conspiracy theorists, and Christian Nationalism; I can guarantee you that your "unrealistic" dialogue is par for the course at worst.

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Doesn't everybody do this?

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They had a legitimate warrant and stayed within it. That's literally what the constitution requires.

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"[S]harply dressed"?

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Has he been reading the same feed I have?

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I don't know you well, but this seems somehow very on-brand.

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Right. Like I'm not going to cook that entire package.

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Well, it's a pretty poor attempt, isn't it? These people never shut up.

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Dude, "impatient" is right but it's not your primary problem.

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As little as possible, to emulate the writers.

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It is an aesthetic nightmare.

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Not to me, she didn't.

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Or over a small part of the afternoon; turns out, it's a lot shorter than it first looked.

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It's on their website. I'll be reading it over the next week.

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So 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 what "For the Strength of Youth" means! I had wondered.

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Sounds like a dance at a Christian private middle school. Remember girls, you owe boys a dance. Remember boys, the girls owe you a dance. It's not like those three minutes might be better spent finding someone who just might say "yes" without coercion from the administration.

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No.

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You don't?

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Bun-bun? I hope not. Too many switchblades.

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Does anybody else get the impression that these churches don't really grok the characters?

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Well, it is summer. At least, in this hemisphere.

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I'm attracted to faces. I have opinions about other body parts, but it's all about the face.

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Gee, it couldn't be that Hillary's emails and Hunter's laptop were investigated and were found to be non-issues, could it?

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If this is true, I wonder how this guy got married in the first place. If this is not true, I wonder why his fantasy wife won't sleep with him. Lack of imagination?

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And who can blame her?

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Canada.

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"War[sic] Lord potential"? How are you funding this? What are your recruitment policies? Where are you trying to take over and how do you plan to rebuff challengers to your rule once it is established? What policies do you plan to pursue once in power?

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"[H]oeflation"? I fear to speculate.

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Disaster Area.

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Depends on what the thing is. My son will go to bed on time but ask him to bring his dirty dishes, cups, and whatnot into the kitchen so I can wash them and it's all "why can't you do it?" Teenagers. I swear.

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Inky quills.

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You got your answer.

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Dear fellow men, You don't get her cookies just for being "not horrible". Do better.

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It's only a prank if everybody's having fun. If a "prank" hurts somebody, then it's not a prank. It's just cruelty. She's better off without him. Even if it doesn't seem that way right now.

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"Then I went to the bar and got blasted and puked on fifty-seven girls that were just minding their own individual business and not one of them would give me the time of day."

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In what district, precisely, is G-d registered to vote?

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"Oh, no! Men are being held to standards, which has never happened before!" How, precisely, is this a bad thing?

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I can't make heads or tails of it either, but there on audience right it says that "Man" can be divided into two categories: "Jews" and "Church", so I'm not sure he even grasps the basics of set theory.

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When I was in the first and second grade, my teachers used to harp on "a lot" being two words . . . um . . . a lot. I never understood why. And then social media came along and I was like "Oh. Oh, my. That's why." It's become a pet peeve of mine.

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Is anybody else getting a fourth-grade reading level off of this? Also, somebody introduce this woman to the concept of paragraphs.

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And for dessert: statistical illumination.

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Hey, now. Let's not be offensive to us dorks.

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I plan to be immortal and it's working out pretty well so far.

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It's really simple: the Border Patrol is properly staffed. The IRS is understaffed. That's why we're hiring for the IRS and not for the Border Patrol.