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Is it too early in the morning for a root beer float?
Asking for me.
BRB. Gonna make a float.
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Snarky on social media. Snarky in person.
He/Him.
Fully Vaccinated and boosted.
Has no real idea what a "social media influencer" actually is.
CaliforniaJoined May 2009
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Does anybody else wake up on a regular basis thinking "I need a throne" or is that just me?
Ew. I got some of this on my 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯.
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Hemant Mehta
@hemantmehta
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Christian hate-preacher Jonathan Shelley says he'd never vote for a woman. Not even a Republican woman.
"We need men to stand up and say, 'Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!' And you know what? Some pastors need to tell their wives to do that."
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How is it only Tuesday?
I've been aware of foods cooked twice. Heck, the word "biscuit" is related to the French for "twice baked".
But today I realized that bagels are the only food I'm aware of that are typically cooked thrice: baked, boiled, and toasted.
I wonder if there any others.
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Emily Winston
@Emywinst
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Please restore my faith in humanity. Give me thumbs up and retweet if you're anti Nazis and if you support a woman’s right to choose
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Ignoring, just for the moment, the nonsense term "natural marriage", in what way does this affect "straight" marriage in the slightest?
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Sean McDowell
@Sean_McDowell
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U.S. House Officially Abandons Support for Natural Marriage buff.ly/3cwE8Lu
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Tuesday had that "Wednesday" feel all over it.
Yesterday had that "Thursday" feel all over it.
Today has that "Friday" feel all over it.
Tomorrow is gonna be 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩.
Hey, look! A population density map.
The blue bits are where the people live.
Votes are counted by votes cast, not acreage.
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Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
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Just a reminder that we live in a red country with blue dots
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Zev Good
@therealzevgood
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Showing my age here, but I cackled.
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Attention, please:
THERE. ARE. NOT. TWO. SIDES. TO. THE. HOLOCAUST.
Thank you.
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This is an oddly good point.
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Casey Nowak
@IgnatzHaderach
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Never forget that the phrase "life finds a way" is in reference to an uprising of trans dinosaurs
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That's basically it.
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L.A.Witt, etc.
@GallagherWitt
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Just admit it.
#RoeVsWade #RoeVsWadeOverturned
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They should make a Muppet version of every book ever written. Please like and retweet this. I deserve to go viral.
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Well, I have no idea what was going on in that dream.
𝘐𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘺 was not a documentary. It's set in the future; it's a 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘺.
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Courtney Heard (she/her) 
@godless_mom
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Idiocracy was a documentary. #atheist
Check out my atheist apparel: godlessmom.com
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So, earlier today I was looking in the drying rack for a butter knife so I could spread peanut butter on my toast.
I couldn't see the butter knife due to the other butter knife in the way.
And this is true year-round. twitter.com/SkaldofShenan/
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Well, yeah.
These babies are already born. The GOP has no interest in their survival; only fetuses count.
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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
@NoLieWithBTC
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Trump's USMCA trade deal restricted formula from Canada— so we imported NO formula from Canada in 2021. This left us vulnerable to domestic shock, which hit when the Abbott plant was contaminated.
Now Republicans are voting against Democrats’ bills increasing formula supply.
It's pretty common that I look at my list of Twitter followers and wonder: "Why are they here? What do I add to their conversations?"
The questions are many and the answers few.
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Why does it feel so much like Monday?
Interesting that they're referring to "finally following the law" as "meeting the demands of . . . [a] secularist organization".
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I am shocked.
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Mother Jones
@MotherJones
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He raised millions for a crowdsourced border wall. Now he's pleading guilty to federal crimes. ow.ly/5RmX50IFHPJ
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The #Facebook account facebook.com/seth.andrews.31
was incorrectly flagged and banned for hate speech.
The post was actually exposing and condemning the hate speech of a Texas pastor.
I’m asking to review and reverse this
inappropriate ban.
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Have I ever introduced you to my 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘺 low-Charisma wizard?
Borax the Abrasive?
Bit of a dick, that guy. Thought he was smarter than everyone else and that it made him better than everybody else.
Any relation to my actual teenage self is purely coincidental.
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Get over yourself.
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Seth Andrews
@SethAndrewsTTA
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Think. For. Yourself.
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