The results are in. Monkeypox will now officially be called “Schlong Covid.”
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Guarantee I could omoplata you to tap. Easily
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You would love something starting with Schlong
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Good meme. Lol
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If you reveal the identity of someone with Monkeypox - we should call that Monkeydox
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When you quarantine, do you have to use monkeylocks?
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It’s not an STI nor is it just happening among queer people 
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Hawley hives?
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Dude, Did Tucker just out troll us by a mile? I have so much to learn still.
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for the first time in a long time, here’s winning rhetoric from the right
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Its brilliant!
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