so yesterday reported that Vladimir Putin travels abroad with a special
suitcase. according to the journalists, Putin's guards collect his stools in bags and deliver them to Moscow. but as far as I know this peculiar system is arranged somewhat differently /1
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2/ at least sometimes all secret substances are being destroyed immediately on the spot. and it was first reported to the world by a rather unexpected source - by
Julia Louis-Dreyfus on The Late Show in 2020
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3/ while she visited the Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna the museum staff told Louis-Dreyfus that prior to her visit Russian President Putin had come there with his own private bathroom
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6/ while traveling around Russia, Putin's guards have the option of clearing used facilities if needed; it is not convenient to do so abroad
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7/ the source also revealed that if at any event Putin, say, drinks from a cup other than his (although at least in recent years Putin has mostly been drinking only from his famous thermos mug), his guards make sure no one takes that cup away
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8/ "Then it is either thoroughly wiped down and all traces are removed, or it is taken away. Fingerprints are also monitored if he has touched anything," the source says. according to him, the president's biomaterials are protected as top-secret information
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11/ however considering Putin's incredibly high level of paranoia and all the secrecy around his health throughout the years this kind of news about his routine always seem a revelation. but to those journos and politicians who see new signs of Putin's imminent death every day...
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12/ I would advise against engaging in comforting self-delusion. Putin should be fought rather than waiting for an easy resolution of all problems due to his miraculous passing.
read more about Putin hiding his body cells here faridaily.substack.com/p/suitcase-or-
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That would be maybe the most positive information I've heard about him yet. At least this way he can sort his shit out himself and not bother foreign countries with it;)
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Gonna start spelling it as Pootin now. And I thought royal wipers were a thing of the past.
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And if he snorts- should definitely be a case for portapotty.
If he starts wearing kleenex boxes on his feet I think that means we win.
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In North Korea the Government used to encourage people to collect Poo so it could be used as Fertilizer, Kids were told to poop at home instead of school so the Family could offer more Poo to the Great Leader
Good to see Putin keeping up this great communist Tradition!
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And Russia can’t any longer export Putin’s pooh? Like gas and oil?
Maybe chinese ally could support….
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The Soviet Union, the U.S., France, and probably others did espionage via the toilet during the Cold War. No reason to think that has stopped.
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Thank you for tagging me. Fascinating stuff.
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its his shit why should he just give it away for free. it should be saved in case he needs in later
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Ok so I read it all but surely his toilet cannot fit in the briefcases we saw on the video. Hence when Putin goes to the toilet to "do a No 2" does one of his people stand behind him holding a plastic bag below his rear end to "collect the droppings" or is it a "strap on" ?#Putin
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Are you sure Putin isn’t actually Swedish? 
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#Swedengate as a swedish child you were not allowed to use the normal toilet in a friends house you had to ask the father in the family for "bajstunnan". A bucket with a plastic bag over it, after u shitted they tied the bag and u had to take it home and throw it in your trash.
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This toilet-thing about Sweden is not true though, just someone messing around!
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