I want you to describe to me your ideal girl. (33)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 07:25

In extremely vivd detail.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 07:40

With practiced isolation, she would meander the valleys of the city at twilight - a ghost to the world. Amid tiny breaths and wandering steps she speaks in silence of eons past. Her mind dances on darkness' wings, the void becoming her thoughts of things. She is not alone. And all that holds her to the ground is the pull of life as it tumbles 'round.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 08:21

I actually wrote on `waifus' earlier today. I won't say who mine is, but do you mind if I repost it here? It was over a series of posts on a message board, I'll compile them all here.

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I hope you guys only use the term waifu ironically. It started out as a joke term, a form of self-satire among us true 2Dcons. Then retards came and thought it was being used nonironically. If you have to describe your relationship somehow, describe the woman as being your wife. You look like a wapanese enough by masturbating to Japanese cartoons, you don't have to dig the hole deeper by using romanji. I mean, seriously. Why would you even use the term if you don't want to just piss off 2Dcons?

Both in Japan and the US there are plenty of people that are quite seriously attracted to 2D women in the same way that normals are to 3D. Maybe they find them more pure, or appreciate the concepts and ideals they represent, or like the more fantastical aspects of their personalities and being, whatever it is, there are definitely people that are seriously attracted to them.

[redacted, personal story with my experience with 2D]

The 2Dcon has existed for a long time throughout civilization. It's only now that they've been given names. Knights have fallen in love with far-off maidens just seeing their paintings and yeah, I'm sure some of them probably did jerk off to paintings in the renaissance. They'd pledge their love and go on conquests for them, and die without ever seeing their faces. But they'd die happy, knowing that they had a pure love.

The picture attached is Don Quixote. I'm not expecting you faggots to know who he is, because most of you are still in high school or are too dumb to be Lit majors, but simply put, he's an ancient waifufag. He, too, falls in love with a 2D girl, but his love is a perfect representation of the problems: The real woman was much different than he imagined her. This is something most people will realize after being through enough relationships: People love IDEAS, their INTERPRETATIONS of people, and not the people themselves. Ideas are beautiful and transcendent, and as long as there's some mystery, they will always be entertaining. We don't love sacks of meat, we love what's in them, so to speak. And if you disagree with me, you've never had a crush on a girl, only to find out that reality and imagination contradict at one point.

Wives are in part representations of your inner self. The human psyche, surprisingly, plays a major role in what you like and don't like. And your personality is always changing, as you're exposed to different ideas, different experiences, and different people. I'm not saying that when someone loves a waifu, they're loving her like they'd love another person. But I'm arguing that a waifu is better suited for a person in the long run, because people change over time, and your waifu won't abuse you, cheat on you, or whatever. And if you ever DO get tired of her, there's no bad consequences. I mean, you'll feel like shit for a while, no doubt, but she won't take half your bank account and your house and spread nasty rumors about you to her friends. Consider that.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 09:55

Her dove-like shoulder blades cast a warm triangular shadow on her silky back as she slowly shrugs off my worries. Her porous silky skin reveals a thin translucent rug of soap-scented prickles. When I flip her over and look into her loving eyes, she silences my overwrought thought process with a pleasant unexpected kiss. Much like a capricious cat, her moves are unpredictable but loving. Extreme affection at unexpected moments. Surprisingly erotic tendencies. A quirky and open mind. Quiet but not submissive. Dedicated yet easygoing. Kind, simple, mean, complex.

This is my girlfriend. When the infatuation fades, who can tell if she will still be ideal? But right now I cannot imagine myself with anybody else.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 14:47

She's not an idiot, nor does she suffer from severe Feminist Entitlement Issues. In other words, she's pleasant company.

Oh, and super hot too, with exactly the right size and number of tits.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 15:44

Miyabi Hayama or someone that looks just like her.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 16:34

Preferably she lives in a separate wing of our enormous mansion. Our relationship is largely business-like, our children raised by a team of hired professionals, and all our romantic needs are taken care of through trysts with our help.

We will be best of friends because there won't be any of that relationship bullshit to get in the way. After all, this is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 18:52

>>3

>You look like a wapanese enough by masturbating to Japanese cartoons, you don't have to dig the hole deeper by using romanji.
>dig the hole deeper by using romanji.
>romanji

I respect your position, and am even intrigued by your opinions on the underlying meaning of the waifu phenomenon, but I could not help nerd-raging at your use of bastardized Japanese terminology. The word is "romaji". Or "rōmaji", if you want to be ultra-correct in your romanization efforts. Or ローマ字 if you can't be arsed to romanize it in the first place. But it is never ever "romaNji".
Sorry, this is just one of my spelling pet peeves as a Japanese Studies major.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 19:39

>>8
Funnily enough, no one called me out of that.

My ideal woman, though, is a bit shorter than me, thin, has a modest chest size (if modest means small), is smart and clever, and likes me a lot. Short hair, cute face. Good enough for now, I guess...

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 03:38

I am into the androgynous tomboy thing, so that is one trait I would want. My own height, I am tired of dating girls shorter than me. Has to be as intelligent, or more intelligent than me. Interested in science, technology, art, fashion, travel, culture, space, world issues, nature, cybernetics, physics, the vidjya or somewhat otaku things. Progressive, kind, logical, sees reason, loyal, will not cheat on me, I want her to be someone who would romance me as well. I would really like it if a woman bought me flowers, also honest, blunt/frank, will not lie about anything, straight forward, ethical and moral.
Dislikes tyranny, advertising, oppression, tv, pop/small talk culture, religion, petty things like social protocol, corruption,

There is a lot more to this but I am having writing it. It is just simply not a thing for women like this to exist. Go ahead, prove me wrong. There are no women like this for me.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 08:41

dead

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 20:06

>>10 So what are you bringing to the table there?

As for mine, I don't know any more.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 20:17

>>10 sounds like my girlfriend

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 22:30

She is a robot who can change physical appearance at will. Also she's pretty much autistic (because she's a robot) but as a naive human I find it cute. Also because she's a robot she programs things lightning fast and earns me money over the Internet so I can support myself as a NEET.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 23:00

>>14
Hello, Sparky. I don't know about you but it would quiteupset me if I lived off my girlfriend's camwhore money. I would rather die than embrace that shame.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6735 23:02

She is a smexy cyborg with purple hair and electric bewbies.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 02:21

>>15
You shut your mouth. I am not sparky and my robot girlfriend is pure because she's programmed that way.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 02:24

2D

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 09:19

>>10
I gave up looking for a woman as polymathic as I. We're too smart for most women, you know?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 10:06

The first step to finding love is realizing you're not as smart as you think you are.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 15:34

My darling waifu is both >>18 and >>11. An excellent combination, if you ask me.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 15:49

>>20
As I said; I've given up. Romance isn't worth my time anyway.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 15:58

My ideal girl would be:

8-10 years old;
my sister and/or daughter;
locked in my cellar;
dead inside.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 17:13

>>23 oh you :)

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 08:50

I want a girlfriend that's exactly like the one I'm chatting with right now on MSN! Fuck!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 06:26

>>19 Could it be just American girls? I really want to move to the Netherlands.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 08:20

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28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8387 21:57

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29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8388 08:19

She's taller than I am in high heels. And when I wear flats, it's just ridiculous.

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8390 14:21

My ideal girl is 2D. She doesn't exist, not in the way most people would define the word. I've been with women and they are not worth the trouble. And since men are a no for me, I'm kind of stuck as far as that goes.

I'll just wait until someone develops the amazing waifu VR simulator and make my own (hopefully this won't take too long)

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8390 18:57

A boy.

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8393 11:42

Small and cute and cuddly.

33 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 10:10

nigget

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