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1: Bob the Builder (5) 2: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (529) 3: [LOST] ITT we ask random questions (5) 4: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#45] (316) 5: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (477) 6: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVI] (779) 7: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part IV] (626) 8: twitter (9) 9: I am deleting all my porn!! [DQN EDITION] [STUPID] (22) 10: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (456) 11: [NUMBERS] ITT we post numbers [COOL][AUSPICIOUS][INTERESTING][#1] (189) 12: ITT your last google search [PART IV] (755) 13: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [3] (51) 14: [☆BRAAAPP☆] Bump this Thread every time you fart! [Flatulence] [Paato 1] (41) 15: poop (5) 16: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (490) 17: Penis cockin' (29) 18: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (561) 19: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (581) 20: [VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (324) 21: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part III] (758) 22: [Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (230) 23: ITT Nigerian scam emails you've received (14) 24: #LIFEHAX [Captain Obvious] (71) 25: shitty fucking poetry night (454) 26: [MUSE] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Cute] [Girls] [#1] (687) 27: (◕ ◡ ◕) Post things that are just plain awesome. (254) 28: ITT Go to 2-ch and copy paste something from there (7) 29: [Bad Thread] look at me! [Attention Whoring] (53) 30: [Crashing] ( ゚∀゚) (1.0) [( ゚∀゚)] (66) 31: [DELICIOUS] ITT we make a DQN dish [COOKING] [PART II] (28) 32: ( ` -´) Great Moments in Passive Aggression (56) 33: ( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things (623) 34: [JEWS]JEWS[JEWS] (19) 35: [FUNNY][HAHA] ITT we make a DQN joke [HUMOROUS][PART IV] (36) 36: (″-_-)っ-~ Smoking Thread [PART 1] (31) 37: 1GET!!! Checkem' (3) 38: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (372) 39: ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks (16) 40: quiet thread (130)

Bob the Builder (5)

1 Name: \( 'o')/ : 1993-09-10134 10:03

Bob the Builder, can he save his wife?

Bob the Builder, no he can't!

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-10134 10:16

Scoop's fucking Dizzy, and Rolly too

3 Name: \( 'o')/ : 1993-09-10135 08:25

Lofty's at wendy's, drinking poo!

4 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 04:53

Bob: I told them how my wife had fallen into sickness and to calling out her name with questions on her tongue.
We had always been so happy that at first I wasn't sad because I thought my love could keep her strong.
But I never thought so wrongly for the fever fought too strongly and it seemed she never fought at all.

Soon she died, and I despaired upon the love seat we had shared so many times on pleasant afternoons.
I tried and tried to understand why love itself could not command my true love from the comas of her mind.
Now, empty, open, and foreboding, stretching out like darkened clothing somehow stained with silence and with fear.

Death had brought its separation, giving me an education of a dull and slowly drifting day.
I filled my emptiness with sorrow, taking what I could not borrow from the friends I finally drove away.

(This is the sad part.
Oh, it's such a sad part...)

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5 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 05:09

Yokai Bob The Builder:
https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=5oFMiTv4JAM

Bob steals a man's wife. Her fate is unknown. You can't fix this.

"(folklore, mythology) Any of various supernatural monsters, sometimes shapeshifters, in Japanese folklore." --https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/yokai

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (529)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

520 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10437 05:40

My loli is strong and rubost, yours is flabby and braindead.

521 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10437 15:10

Someone who lols a lot is termed a loller

522 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10437 16:41

I have no serious grudge with you sir knight, or serudge, but I must cross this bridge.

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10437 20:28

I didn't trust him until he pulled out his jadge

524 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10438 17:24

After a jog, I get me pipe and stroke the cat

525 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10438 17:24

I want to detagh myself from reality

526 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 02:27

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the exon Valdez?

527 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 16:19

I had a nice vication with my cousin. :)

528 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 16:38

Papa always say go wit da reeze

529 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 04:44

I sure do love soy, posting "black penis", and uploading interracial porn images to political threads.

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[LOST] ITT we ask random questions (5)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10344 22:40

Should I get a 4:1 abacus or 5:2 ?

2 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10345 06:34

>>1
Yes.

3 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10349 05:17

>>2
What kind of question is that?

4 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 04:22

If I had my belly button surgically removed would it grow back?

5 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 04:27

>>3
Yes, no, maybe, I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#45] (316)

307 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 00:46

the is-it-just-depression-again-or-is-it-just-covid-again blues

308 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 10:34

best soundtrack: th7
best bullets/patterns: th11
best cast: th13

309 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 12:05

>>304 I was thinking of you last night, this song came on my iPod and I was thinking about western denpa vibes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU0ZJ_wZ88A You know sometimes you'll listen to a song for the 50th time and hear something new in it? I never fully appreciated the scorching fiddle solo before, and the slick pizzicato bit after
Live version I was unaware of til now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-cf-pivOOU

310 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 14:49

>I was thinking of you last night

d-doushio

311 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 15:09

Walkin' in the rain under the moon, iPod to issho <3

312 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 03:10

real alcoholic hours who up

313 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 16:44

A boatload of sea men, afflicted with daemons

314 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 19:45

Finding unironic fake porn of Kim Yo-jong was my first thats enough internet moment in years

315 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 20:41

getting clowned on by triangles

316 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 02:56

a coward dies a thousand deaths but a keyboard warrior just dies one

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What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (477)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 00:06

Share what you're listening to and help others find good music based on genres.

Appaloosa - Travelling

Genre: Jungle/Oldschool DnB

469 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 10:57

MANDIDEXTROUS - I fell in love with her <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fologcLCuc4

470 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 15:40

471 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 19:38

New Otoboke Beaver song “Pardon?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWLiUPfzKA
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! SHUT UP!

472 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 14:28

473 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 15:11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUaJePrarsM I love in a few miko songs when she seems to just give up trying to sing properly

474 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 16:45

>>473
Nice! I like it! The chorus reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGvrmNtnr94

475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 19:01

>>474 I love that one :3

476 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 11:44

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 14:05

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YevfnIsBmA Kill for gain or shoot to maim!

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVI] (779)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10066 09:56

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770 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 13:29

私はlunchboxを探している、pink(英語で”桃色”)や他の女っぽいカラーじゃなかったら幸いです

771 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 17:11

>>768
yeah but selection bias precludes the good parts'' of not participating in modern media from appearing in modern media, and modern media obviously includes wherever the comment was posted. i don't think most of the people saying to touch grass'' or whatever are being trite or masturbatory at all. original comment is almost on a level with that ``we should improve society somewhat / and yet you participate in society'' meme, the inherent contradiction is immediately obvious.

tl;dr i guess i can't tell how many levels of irony the OP is on

772 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 03:09

>>771

>``we should improve society somewhat / and yet you participate in society''

The comic that from is just strawmanning people who are rightly calling them hypocrites for getting on their high horse about condeming certain corporations but refusing to stop "consooming" or even stopping blind brand loyalty and choosing a competitor.

773 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 03:51

>>772
no it's not. the comic is saying that participation in society (which is mandatory) doesn't automatically invalidate assertions that the way things are done could be improved. contrary to your claim, there is no mention of brand loyalty (which is an illusory choice, incidentally-- e.g. in the case of mobile phones labor exploitation and tax evasion are done by every player in the industry). opting out of mobile phones entirely is also not generally possible (for example, many people would not be able to keep their jobs without a smart phone; 2fa app and sms access are required for many jobs these days).

also, hypocrisy is not a logical fallacy; it doesn't invalidate an argument.

774 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 06:30

Anton LaVey looks like a Star Trek villain lmao

775 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 09:37

>>771

> tl;dr i guess i can't tell how many levels of irony the OP is on

It is 100% unironically saying "you don't have to live in a society" to a "we live in a society", so I stand by what I say. Neither take is great (in the absolute), nor is the middle ground particularly satisfying.
Masturbation is good from a hedonist standpoint anyway.
>>773

> Bors has made a point about the greyness of Ethical Consumption under Capitalism

Negative, Dokyunkun. While you have correctly identified that it isn't about brand loyalty, Bors approaches issues with a conspiracy-thinking-addled, unsophisticated, Manichean bent, and that actually makes his point asinine: that some dude playing gotcha is worse than indirectly contributing to modern slavery.
I would, in fact, put the nuance of a consequentialist contortion (the exploitation is irreversible) or the Moral Saints argument (someone who lives with 100% commitment to consistent ethics isn't anyone you'd want to be around) past him and the fact that it perfectly matches the I AM SILLY format is why it doesn't matter that one can consider the work separately from the author.

776 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 15:27

No Relax 4:36 EX-3 Ex-P-Cial
To The Beat 4:22 EX-3 Ex-P-Cial
Ex-P-Cial (Kike Boy Remix) 5:48 EX-3 Ex-P-Cial
Ex-p-cial (Tranki Remix) 5:23 EX-3 Ex-P-Cial
Ex-P-Cial (Ex-3 Version) 5:24 EX-3 Ex-P-Cial
Extres (Trans DJ Version) 5:04 EX-3 Extres

777 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 16:36

Prism Magical PRISM Generations

778 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 00:26

>>775
the dude playing gotcha is worse, though. because he also contributes to modern slavery in the same way as the person he criticizes, but hinders attempts to fix the problem.

i'm not familiar with bors so i can't comment on his motives, but the author's certainly dead when it comes to a meme comic. the fact that this particular comic went viral in spite of this bors guy generally being a nobody is exactly why the motivations of the author don't matter in this case.

anyway, when it comes to the OP, the thing that bothered me is that shall we call them primitivists are not gonna be posting their shit online or taking videos of it. it's one thing to say 'you don't have to live in a society, primitivism bad' and another to say 'you say primitivism good but i don't see you posting any of your good primitivist stuff, so primitivism bad' misses the point that if people are actually doing primitivism they're not posting about it, by definition. it's the latter wrinkle that made me think the irony might be intentional. but you're right, i think it's not intentional, it's just a really really dumb argument that made my head explode

779 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 11:34

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part IV] (626)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10067 14:18

Previously: The Original[1], Part II[2], and Part III[3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VOR/DME

This Wikipedia thread is a stub. You can help The Elitist Superstructure by expanding it.

617 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 14:06

618 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 14:37

619 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 15:02

>>618

>The women of the Ansaaru Allah Community focus on memorizing history as their Imam sees it, learning Arabic (many of them are quite fluent), incorporating Sudanese etiquette into their mannerisms and memorizing the Qur'an.

...I speak Arabic fluently, both abjad and the Maghrebi dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Sudanese history and their genital mutilation code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Sudanese visa, I am moving to Khartoum to attend a prestigious Madrasa to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a schizophrenic or a child molester!

I own several dashikis, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Sudan, so I can fit in easier. I mutilate the genitals of my elders and seniors and speak Arabic as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Sudan!

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624 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 10:01

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626 Name: Mr. Wikipedia Dick : 1993-09-10445 14:29

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twitter (9)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 06:35

Now watching sabikui bisco 3

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-10443 08:25

More like TWATter amirite? Lol

3 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 21:38

ibuki suika

4 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 21:52

you know who else has erogenous zones in their horns?
that's right, homestuck trolls

vc: sux

5 Name: @anime_guy : 1993-09-10444 00:18

>>1
This wasn't very good. The characters and setting and art were all promising -- but it was cucked by its story. the last 3 or 4 episodes pretty much ruined it for me. Stuff like Desert Punk or Trigun are better versions of what this was going for.

vc: tingam

6 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 06:01

That's it -- more settings options will fix this

7 Name: @antineetaktion : 1993-09-10444 07:27

Occupy 4-ch. Normies rise up!

8 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 16:29

RT >>3

9 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 09:18

It must be terrible being a professional athlete, if only they could quit

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I am deleting all my porn!! [DQN EDITION] [STUPID] (22)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5604 20:52

HELLO INTERNET.

Today, 3rd January, 23:00 at GMT+2, 2008, I am deleting all my porno. All 7269 files, 200 folders of it, standing at 18,1 GB (19 517 781 439 bytes)

I know you might go "lol I have like 10 times that much" but most of this is personally hand picked (I KNOW BRO) so yeah.

Anyway, my plan for defeating my addiction to internet and porn is by replacing it with books. Yes, books. And music. No more nightly crawls and wanks, but books and music. Let's see how long will I last.

13 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10405 14:04

>>12
Who? And why are you calling him that?

14 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10405 17:28

I didn't know people kept porn on their HDD. Wouldn't that be awkward if someone found your HDD and went through it?

15 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10406 00:00

>>14 Nah me and the lads all share the pr0ns

16 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10407 11:05

>>14

>didn't know people kept porn on their HDD

You are kidding me.

>awkward if someone found your HDD and went through it

If you live with people, you can somewhat confidently guess that they will respect your privacy and not look through your stuff.

Even if they did look through it then so what? It then that they did that. They should at least tell you they look through your stuff and tell you if they deleted or modified anything in your drive. Just don't keep any illegal porn on your HDD unencrypted, especially if you live in a country where lots of types of porn are illegal (maybe like Afghanistan or somewhere).

17 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10407 11:09

>>13
DarkViperAU
God is dead video he posted which made me laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DoYdJ0O1Ow

>>16
Correction:
It then that they did that. They should at least tell you they look through your stuff
->
It they did do that [look through your data] then that is bad of them. They should at least tell you they looked through your stuff

18 Name: Ot-Hag-ku (Hag Enthusiast) : 1993-09-10407 17:57

I can share some of my juicy collection if anyone wants some :)

Captcha: FUCK!!!!!!!!

19 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 03:00

>>18
What type of stuff do you have? Post links.

P.S. According to DarkViperAU I can sue someone for one thousand dollars for stealing a video I made of me blowing out a wet fart.

20 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 10:12

>>19 It was a little joke to the people calling me HAG ENTHUSIAST but I can certainly link you some videos of fat, frumpy older ladies exploring their sexuality if you like!

21 Name: NSFW : 1993-09-10444 10:29

>>18
https://xhamster.com/videos/busty-british-mature-secretary-jane-storm-xhXFwXY What kind of story is this!?
https://upornia.com/videos/3221038/top-natural-54y/ Talks about a head injury she got
https://hclips.com/videos/7551931/ruth-pov/ Ruth (possibly not truth)
https://txxx.com/videos/15443856/roberta-was-horny/ This was one of the first porns I remember seeing on dial-up
https://xhamster.com/videos/double-penetration-w-freaky-nerd-7330883 She seems fun
https://hdzog.com/videos/1903295/mom-lita/ Are these videos empowering for the ladies or exploiting them? It seems different for each person, some of them need the money, some of them “felt they were getting old and wanted to try something crazy and fun”
https://xhamster.com/videos/american-gilf-sindee-dix-will-show-you-what-she-likes-most-9158681 I watch these videos with a mix of fear and fascination
https://xhamster.com/videos/bbw-head-45-rocker-chick-with-tats-2225964 Are those nazi tattoos?

22 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 13:33

>>21

>Are those nazi tattoos?

Those look like generic shop wall tattoos

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DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (456)

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