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Lmao, I actually went to twitter and checked. *facepalm*

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Twitter should be permanently banned for spreading misinformation

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This is so true! Twitter must cancel itself for health misinformation!

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Well, she's a guy so...

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Delete Twitter, even if BB wasn’t banned

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That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!

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I wonder how many users were banned from reddit for their replies on this post...

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Definitely put on a watch list.

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that's a dude

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Twitter sucks anyway.

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It’s great that the comments on Twitter include “the truth isn’t satire”, then they go on to support Lia Thomas competing in women’s sports. The cult-left, they can’t help but be annoyingly dumb.

(Cult - great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work) when you burn down businesses, loot, and get into peoples faces for your movement, you’re greatly devoted.

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You can't make this stuff up.

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The Twitter Fascists have spoken and you have been bad. Very, very bad.

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They should have just stood by the satire defense.

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BB’s satire defense died a long time ago.

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If he's got Frank N Beans. He's a dude. Kinda like lipstick on a pig. Still a pig.

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"It's ma'am" but with said with the chest

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"We apologize for our mistake and would like to state that Rachel Levine is not the opposite of not being a non-man."

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But he is a man.... truth is truth twitter.

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Oh man.

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If Dick Cheney grew his hair out lmao

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Tell me more about Maus and the “dOnT SaY gAy BiLl!!!1”. You know, the free market.

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I agree with the guy above who said twitter sucks anyway.

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Is Rachel Levine a Rear Admiral ? Asking for a firend

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I think I speak for all of us here when I say we’re feeling exactly how Jesus felt on the cross

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reality is a pretty decent comfort zone lmao

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I agree, they're just stating a fact it's hardly a joke. If they said " Rachel Levine wins woman of the year", then it would at least be a joke, not super clever but something better than this.

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Nobody is afraid of that dude.

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The Babylon Bee is not satire and here's why. Satire, by its very definition, makes truthful observations about society. Its purpose is to mock bad things like dishonesty, corruption, hypocrisy, and so forth. It only works when the premise of the observation is true.

The Bee does not make truthful observations about society. Here's an example:

Pennsylvania Election Audit Shows Benjamin Franklin Voted For Biden

The premise of the joke that article makes is "Democrats only won the 2020 election because they committed massive voter fraud". That premise is a lie. It is a partisan lie told by Republicans who want to discredit a legitimate election that they lost. Here's another example:

After Resigning For Sexual Harassment, Cuomo Immediately Hired By CNN

The only reason why the Bee picked CNN as its target here is because they dislike CNN on a partisan level. CNN has never been credibly accused of having an organizational culture that tolerates sexual misconduct.

But you know which network has? Fox. In recent years, both Fox's CEO (Roger Ailes) and highest rated anchor (Bill O'Reilly) were forced to resign due to sexual misconduct. So the Bee could have made a joke with a truthful premise if they had replaced CNN with Fox in the article. But they didn't, because they're only interested in attacking their partisan enemies. They have no desire to mock Fox for anything because Fox acts as propaganda for the Bee's preferred partisan allies.

In conclusion, satire cannot come from a place of partisan agendas. It has to attack absurdity no matter where it lies. That is not what the Babylon Bee does. The Bee only exists to push its preferred partisan narrative, and so it ignores dishonesty, hypocrisy, and corruption when it comes from the Bee's partisan allies. That's why its not satire.

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