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Interview with AV actor Masahiro Tabuchi 田淵正浩

Original Interview in Japanese at dxbeppinR

By Revolver Head

2021.07.31

Are you fapping tonight!? Once again, I'm AV comedian Revolver Head.

For this interview, I had the pleasure of interviewing active legendary actor Masahiro Tabuchi, who has appeared in more than 10,000 videos and performed with more than 9,000 actresses!

I read Tabuchi's book 48 Sex Positions for Adults and found it very interesting, so I will be asking him in detail as to what real sex is, based on this book. Please read it all the way through! [Part 1 of 3]

Masahiro Tabuchi: Nice to meet you. Your words make me happy. Revolver-san has written about me on Twitter several times and for the longest time I've been curious about you, thinking, "He seems like a nice person. Who could he be?" so I'm glad to meet you too.

Of course it's okay! Oh, I see you bought 48 Sex Positions for Adults.

I'm glad to hear that (laughs)!

This signature looks like it resembles something, doesn't it (laughs)? The way it's written it looks like something. The top is a turtle head, the bottom is a ball!

Would it be fine to talk about 48 Sex Positions for Adults, today?

Yes, it is. I've been an actor for so long that you might think, "He's a naturally strong guy who's been a stallion since his youth, loves sex and has pleased women practically every night", but that's not the case at all.

That's fiction, so I must be doing it well (laughs). Even after I became a male actor, I was still a bundle of complexes.

I'd become exhausted after a single ejaculation, I'd get yelled at by the director, I'd always be shaking and trembling while doing it, and every day was so hard that I was constantly thinking about quitting.

But I am really grateful that I was weak. If I had been someone capable from the beginning, I wouldn't have known how it feels to be weak. 

Since I understood how to lift up someone like me, who was petty and had a small penis, I want others to know, and I want to tell about it!

Right. Well, it all started when my mother kept telling me, "Your dick is small" (laughs).

After becoming an adult, I realised that my mother was weird. She was always telling me that I was small compared to my brother (laughs).

But as I was going to school, from elementary through high school, I saw those around me at the swimming pool, and since mine was indeed small, I thought just as my mom says, I've got a small one. I entered the industry in that frame of mind, so I was always wondering, "Am I good enough?"

Through this book I want everyone to know about real sex. That's why in this book I've eliminated and exposed the staging, and included every single sex method I've cultivated up to now. I think it's fair to say that I'm telling you about my professional life itself.

That's right. I wanted middle-aged and older people to "enjoy the most pleasurable sex once again", which is what inspired me to bring 48 Sex Positions for Adults to the world.

What a great question! That's the most important thing. To begin with, the work we do has a fixed time limit, so the sex time is overwhelmingly short.

 

Right. I calculate the time backwards in my mind, so unless I speed through the fingering foreplay, which I'd honestly like to spend 20 minutes on, and do it in only a few minutes, I won't be able to make it in time.

When you're a veteran, you're able to follow the schedule to the minute, but in actuality you have to spend several times as much on everything.

Even more precisely, you also need to talk with her even before foreplay. If you suddenly start with foreplay, a woman's body will not accept you. You need at least half an hour to lay around leisurely talking together.

Yes. Men tend to think they have the same system as women, so there's come to be a misalignment.

It's totally full of holes (laughs). You'd be hated if you did. You may feel like, "Why would you say that when you're the one making it?", but all I can say is, "We're just doing what we're hired to do."  

This is what happens when directors and producers who've never experienced being popular, go ahead and make films with a cartoon-like storyline, without knowing what proper sex is. I'm just like, 'tsk tsk' and go along with them, because I'm getting paid (laughs). Even after the sex is over, you still need to spend about half an hour talking together.

That's right. But men are lacking when it comes to the ability to make small talk. Many of them can't even talk about things as natural and simple as, "The weather is nice today" or "That film looks interesting." Women love to chitchat, and they warm up by doing this.

Women are creatures who can't ignite quickly like men do, which is why they chitchat for about half an hour to gradually get ready.  

Of course I understand that feeling. If you absolutely can't hold back, as a last resort you have the option of planning on doing it twice. After the first time, properly talk with one another, and then do it again.

In AV, you have to speak clearly because if you don't, you'll get yelled at because the sound doesn't come across, but you should never imitate that in bed because it would ruin the mood. When you're just talking together, if you whisper into her ear in a super whispery voice at a volume that she may or may not be able to hear, she'll be able to feel the vibrations and it'll make her spine tingle.

Don't make any sound. You should just express vibrations or a sense of groove as though it were music.

And, the worst thing to do is ask questions like, "Where does it feel good?" It's a pain to have to use your brain to answer them. Just use words that make the other person feel good, like "You're cute" or "You're pretty".

But it is okay to inquire about how she's feeling. When you're touching or licking her, it's okay to just check that she's fine with the intensity. Like, "This much? How is it?"

One of the communication skills that women possess is empathy. Women are beings who want to be heard, like, "Yes, I know. I understand. It was tough, wasn't it?" But men try to give answers right away. Women don't want that at all.

That's why parroting back what your partner says is effective. Because this is a form of empathy. Applying it to sex, if your partner teases your ass, it means she wants you to tease her ass, if she lightly bites your nipple, it means she wants you to lightly bite her nipple.

Once in a while there's someone who's different, and about 5% of people will claw at you or bite your neck. This means she's a total masochist who wants you to do that to her (laughs).

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Masahiro Tabuchi's Filmography (partial)