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1 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-03 15:30
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Hanyaaaaaa~n
2 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-03 16:25
Being the second post makes me irreversibly horny
3 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-03 16:52
3GET for cummies
4 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-03 16:54
need more penis
5 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-04 06:07
Facediving into her butt while she is packing.
6 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-04 15:04
Facediving into her piece while she be packin'
7 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-04 21:59
Skunny the Squirrel
8 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-04 23:07
The bars tonight will be the battlefield for my honorable second charge toward my Japanese coworker. For my penis, and my heart, I will not falter
9 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-05 07:58
A final update on my Japanese campaign--I've decided to forego further pursuit and return to channeling my lewd thoughts privately. She's too perfect to bother with my exceedingly horny intentions, I felt more like keeping her safe than trying to fug when we were at the bar.
10 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-05 11:58
Getting the S U C C
11 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-05 15:24
Peace offer to Putin.
You give: peace, withdrawal from Ukraine.
You receive: cummies
12 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-05 17:36
My Russian gf thinks I am a saviour that managed to get her out of Russia. Best bjs I have ever received. :3
13 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-05 17:42
>>9
Keep her safe with aggressive snuggling?
14 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-05 23:35
i'm a cow
my cock's the udder
15 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-06 19:26
In my wallet, a white card printed in black.
This man may be kept artificially alive after brain death for the purpose of repopulating the earth.
Cummie Donor
16 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-07 06:01
Dear DR VIPPER,

I've been clearing up a minor case of jock itch with a cream for about a week now, the back of the box says to do it for two. A hoes has suddenly appeared though, and she wants my penis on tuesday. Is it safe and/or ethical to do the fuck if my symptoms are already very close to gone?? Jock itch and sexy time have never overlapped in my life before, so I'm not too familiar with how much/little it can spread.

Best wishes,
--Not So Itchy
17 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-07 11:49
>>16
I am the vipper with the destroyed penis from earlier. It has finally healed back to normal but it took me a month.
For my case my doctor told me it was going to take a while to heal. Judging from my experience, you should really just let it heal before engaging in lewd activities again. I was without sex for a month but now sex is back to feeling magical for me.
18 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-08 00:55
rectal semen load
19 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-08 06:32
>>16
I'd probably go with "jock itch is contagious, don't be That Guy, it does suck not to do the sex when you want to do the sex, but it's less sucky than giving a cute girl groinshrooms"
20 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-08 10:37
Kissing her pubic mound on international women day to show my respect for women.
21 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-08 13:36
Mushroom crotch reporting in, I switched my hoe session from a lewd rendezvous to a PG coffee outing. Crisis averted, and fungally-induced abstinence maintained. I appreciate your input on my lewd thought process.
22 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-08 13:45
Wanked three times yesterday. Still popping half-wood to mere sexual implication. Springtime for VIPPER
23 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-09 10:13
Wanting to taste her vaginer for the rest of the day.
24 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-09 12:30
ANAL USE

No one can stop it now!
25 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-09 17:01
Still holding out hope for the advent of the tomboy gf
26 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-09 19:17
The failure of >>1 to post proper S_JIS art has really killed my boner.
27 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-10 12:30
Eating so much pussy that I only want to eat more pussy.
28 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-10 19:07
spurm
29 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-10 19:08
I heard blowjobs can be pretty nutritious...
30 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-11 08:22
Fapped thrice yesterday.
31 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-11 09:06
>>26 Make your own thread you pussy

Previous thread: →/read.cgi/saovq/1594589404
32 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-11 12:54
Squishing the soft.
33 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-11 14:00
Excellent haul on my weekly hotel binocular spying. Must have been a wedding coming through, I've seen enough hot nude women in the past day to keep my spank bank wealthy for a month. I'm really going to miss my lewd espionage escapades when I finally move out of this apartment
34 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-11 23:21
>>31
The deed is already done, I see no reason to cause a schism for such a reason.
Instead, I shall elevate this thread by posting appropriately boner-inducing S_JIS art to shame >>1 for his failures.

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37 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-12 11:55
Yesterday, had two wanks because I'd forgot having the first and dutifully cranked one out when I could've been sleeping.
38 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-13 14:47
The positive side of post-nut clarity: happily realizing that you weren't really that lonely or sad, you just hadn't had your daily fap yet.
39 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-13 21:46
I want to FUG so HARD
40 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-14 10:06
41 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-14 11:14
I wast to SQUISH so SOFT
42 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-14 13:28
Getting horny from ascii art
43 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-14 14:43
Her butt is the SOFTENINGENEST and I just want to SQUISHENINGENEST.
44 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-14 19:49
>>1 is my new /etc/motdfu
45 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-14 22:42
Another day spent lusting for my coworker. She says she thinks she's gotten fatter, but it's all gone toward the further empowerment of her ass
46 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-14 22:53
My jock is exponentially less itchy with each passing day. My return to lewd activity draws ever closer...
47 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-15 02:12
Knock it off Beavis, you're not supposed to touch your penis when you're cooking
48 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-16 03:14
Just try and stop me from giving my crotch a good fondle while I'm chef-ing.
49 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-16 12:20
What's afoot is some kind of a lewd keikaku
50 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-16 13:58
Putting my hands down her pantsu to fondle her butt.
51 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-16 23:18
Hurr durr can't wait to have sex with meatgina. Human beings are fucking cattle.
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