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“And here is another Joke that I Wrote(and I have Written approximately about 1,000(One Thousand) Jokes to approximately about 2,000(Two Thousand) Jokes so Far, and also My Fellow Man, and also My Fellow Individual, and also My Fellow Person also said in some of My Jokes, and also in Some of My Satire, and also in Some of My Parodies, and Paraphrased, and Summarized, and Abbreviated, "Hello. Hi there. My Name is that Fellow Real IsG. . Anyways. Whatever. About that. And Not about that. And I cancelled Two(2.) of My Credit Cards, and I unplugged My Radio. And Maybe for example. And Perhaps, ‘So-Called’. And approximately about then. And Not approximately about then. And Maybe for example. And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, and Very appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course. And Very Long Duration Excellent, Fine, and Good, and Very Long Duration appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course. And Very Likely (or Not Very Likely) Goodbye to You Very Long Duration(or Not Very Long Duration), and to Your Mother, and to Your Children, and May You have a Great Night. Well, Thank You Very Much, and Much appreciated. And My Name is that Fellow Real Mo. . And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, of Course. And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, approximately about 99.31 Percent (Ninety Nine Point Three One Percent) to approximately about 100 Percent (One Hundred Percent). And Very Excellent, and Very Fine, and Very Good, of Course. And Very Appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course. And Very Appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course approximately about 100 Percent(One Hundred Percent).  And May You have a Good Night.”

“And here is another Joke that I Wrote(and I have Written approximately about 1,000(One Thousand) Jokes to approximately about 2,000(Two Thousand) Jokes so Far, and also My Fellow Man, and also My Fellow Individual, and also My Fellow Person also said in some of My Jokes, and also in Some of My Satire, and also in Some of My Parodies, and Paraphrased, and Summarized, and Abbreviated, "Hello. Hi there. My Name is that Fellow Real IsG. . Anyways. Whatever. About that. And Not about that. And I cancelled Two(2.) of My Credit Cards, and I unplugged My Radio. And Maybe for example. And Perhaps, ‘So-Called’. And approximately about then. And Not approximately about then. And Maybe for example. And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, and Very appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course. And Very Long Duration Excellent, Fine, and Good, and Very Long Duration appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course. And Very Likely (or Not Very Likely) Goodbye to You Very Long Duration(or Not Very Long Duration), and to Your Mother, and to Your Children, and May You have a Great Night. Well, Thank You Very Much, and Much appreciated. And My Name is that Fellow Real Mo. . And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, of Course. And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, approximately about 99.31 Percent (Ninety Nine Point Three One Percent) to approximately about 100 Percent (One Hundred Percent). And Very Excellent, and Very Fine, and Very Good, of Course. And Very Appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course. And Very Appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course approximately about 100 Percent(One Hundred Percent). And May You have a Good Night.”

“Furthermore, and in Some More of My Writings, and in Some More of My Literature, and in Some More of My Jokes, and in Some More of My Satire, and in Some More of My Parodies, and in Some More of My Literature, and in Some More of My Writings, My Fellow Man, and My Fellow Individual, and My Fellow Person said, Paraphrased, and Summarized, and Abbreviated, "allegl. W.Cau.Al. allegl. so-called Fo.oth.M.Kr.Wh.Tr.Mec.Ro.C.Sc.Ras.B.Sp.Fu.Fu.Fa.Com.Shr.Do.Fa.Sh.Fa.Mo.Tac.B.Pi.o.Pi.Fa.P.V.Co.Ca.HHG1, HHG2, HHG3(out of approximately about 3(Three),Fo.oth.en.Fo.com.as.go.go.moc.as. Pre.to.be.Tr.P.s.allegl.G.Ho.and ab. two(2two out of approximately ab. 2two) M. Pri. and Pres. for those so-called P. and M. . And We are, of Course, Fellow Family and Friends. And We are, of Course, Fellow Kinsfolks and Friends. And We have Our Fellow Organizations, and Our Fellow Groups, and Our Fellow Civilizations. And We have Our Fellow Fortresses. And We have Our Fellow Storehouses. And We have Our Fellow Worlds. And We are Fellow Family and Friends(F.A.F.). And We are Fellow Kinsfolks and Friends(K.A.F.). And Maybe for example. And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, of Course. And Very Appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course.” “Furthermore, and in Some More of My Writings, and in Some More of My Literature, and in Some More of My Jokes, and in Some More of My Satire, and in Some More of My Parodies, and in Some More of My Literature, and in Some More of My Writings, My Fellow Man, and My Fellow Individual, and My Fellow Person said, Paraphrased, and Summarized, and Abbreviated, "allegl. W.Cau.Al. allegl. so-called Fo.oth.M.Kr.Wh.Tr.Mec.Ro.C.Sc.Ras.B.Sp.Fu.Fu.Fa.Com.Shr.Do.Fa.Sh.Fa.Mo.Tac.B.Pi.o.Pi.Fa.P.V.Co.Ca.HHG1, HHG2, HHG3(out of approximately about 3(Three),Fo.oth.en.Fo.com.as.go.go.moc.as. Pre.to.be.Tr.P.s.allegl.G.Ho.and ab. two(2two out of approximately ab. 2two) M. Pri. and Pres. for those so-called P. and M. . And We are, of Course, Fellow Family and Friends. And We are, of Course, Fellow Kinsfolks and Friends. And We have Our Fellow Organizations, and Our Fellow Groups, and Our Fellow Civilizations. And We have Our Fellow Fortresses. And We have Our Fellow Storehouses. And We have Our Fellow Worlds. And We are Fellow Family and Friends(F.A.F.). And We are Fellow Kinsfolks and Friends(K.A.F.). And Maybe for example. And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, of Course. And Very Appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course." 



"Furthermore, and in Some More of My Writings, and in Some More of My Literature, and in Some More of My Jokes, and in Some More of My Satire, and in Some More of My Parodies, and in Some More of My Literature, and in Some More of My Writings, My Fellow Man, and My Fellow Individual, and My Fellow Person said, Paraphrased, and Summarized, and Abbreviated, "allegl. W.Cau.Al. allegl. so-called Fo.oth.M.Kr.Wh.Tr.Mec.Ro.C.Sc.Ras.B.Sp.Fu.Fu.Fa.Com.Shr.Do.Fa.Sh.Fa.Mo.Tac.B.Pi.o.Pi.Fa.P.V.Co.Ca.HHG1, HHG2, HHG3(out of approximately about 3(Three),Fo.oth.en.Fo.com.as.go.go.moc.as. Pre.to.be.Tr.P.s.allegl.G.Ho.and ab. two(2two out of approximately ab. 2two) M. Pri. and Pres. for those so-called P. and M. . And We are, of Course, Fellow Family and Friends. And We are, of Course, Fellow Kinsfolks and Friends. And We have Our Fellow Organizations, and Our Fellow Groups, and Our Fellow Civilizations. And We have Our Fellow Fortresses. And We have Our Fellow Storehouses. And We have Our Fellow Worlds. And We are Fellow Family and Friends(F.A.F.). And We are Fellow Kinsfolks and Friends(K.A.F.). And Maybe for example. And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, of Course. And Very Appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course.” “Furthermore, and in Some More of My Writings, and in Some More of My Literature, and in Some More of My Jokes, and in Some More of My Satire, and in Some More of My Parodies, and in Some More of My Literature, and in Some More of My Writings, My Fellow Man, and My Fellow Individual, and My Fellow Person said, Paraphrased, and Summarized, and Abbreviated, "allegl. W.Cau.Al. allegl. so-called Fo.oth.M.Kr.Wh.Tr.Mec.Ro.C.Sc.Ras.B.Sp.Fu.Fu.Fa.Com.Shr.Do.Fa.Sh.Fa.Mo.Tac.B.Pi.o.Pi.Fa.P.V.Co.Ca.HHG1, HHG2, HHG3(out of approximately about 3(Three),Fo.oth.en.Fo.com.as.go.go.moc.as. Pre.to.be.Tr.P.s.allegl.G.Ho.and ab. two(2two out of approximately ab. 2two) M. Pri. and Pres. for those so-called P. and M. . And We are, of Course, Fellow Family and Friends. And We are, of Course, Fellow Kinsfolks and Friends. And We have Our Fellow Organizations, and Our Fellow Groups, and Our Fellow Civilizations. And We have Our Fellow Fortresses. And We have Our Fellow Storehouses. And We have Our Fellow Worlds. And We are Fellow Family and Friends(F.A.F.). And We are Fellow Kinsfolks and Friends(K.A.F.). And Maybe for example. And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, of Course. And Very Appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course.”

Moreover, and in Some More of My Writings, and in Some More of My Literature, My Fellow Man, and My Fellow Individual, and My Fellow Person said, Paraphrased, and Summarized, and Abbreviated, “Un bon journee, et un bon nuit. Et c'est bon, bien sur. (And Please have a  Good Day, and please have a Good Night. And Very Excellent, of Course.) And We are, of Course, Fellow Family and Friends. And We are, of Course, Fellow Kinsfolks and Friends. And Maybe for example. And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, of Course. And Very Appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course." 


Moreover, and in Some More of My Writings, and in Some More of My Literature, My Fellow Man, and My Fellow Individual, and My Fellow Person said, Paraphrased, and Summarized, and Abbreviated, "Un bon journee, et un bon nuit. Et c'est bon, bien sur. (And Please have a  Good Day, and please have a Good Night. And Very Excellent, of Course.) And We are, of Course, Fellow Family and Friends. And We are, of Course, Fellow Kinsfolks and Friends. And Maybe for example. And Very Excellent, Fine, and Good, of Course. And Very Appropriate, and Safe, and Sound, of Course.”