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That last panel is a nice touch.

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The single sapling in the parking lot that will provide shade to like two VPs in 30 years.

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Parking lot is a little small for a building that size, though.

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The building reminds me of the "temporary" buildings that were really permanent on most public schools I went to.

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Still can’t believe 1973 didn’t result in a massive effort to get off of oil. In fact we basically did the opposite of that.

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Also Al Gore. And also Hillary Clinton. Probably the biggest green energy candidates we've ever had and we lost them to some of the worst candidates possible for that

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· 4 hr. ago
Milton Friedman

It did, the technology wasn't there yet. Various technologies were proposed and researched, but most of them are only profitable when oil is peaking, you can't build an industry out of that.

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It did result in a major effort. That's when we switched to coal burning plants, instituted MPG caps for vehicle fleets, and lowered the national speed limit to 55 MPH.

Manufacturers got around the MPG caps by making cars that had all of the features of a passenger car, but which would be stuck onto a truck chassis. And thus, the minivan and SUV were born.

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Mass produce nuclear power stations. Let's remove natural gas from our power grid.

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· 2 hr. ago
Milton Friedman

Should've switched to methanol. It costs about $100 to convert a regular car to use it. You have to use twice as much but even then it's far cheaper than gas and less flammable. NASCAR uses it, too.

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· 5 hr. ago
George Soros

r/WalkableStreets if you want to cry over what America could have been

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Help. I went to that subreddit and now I can’t stop masturbating.

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Personally, I prefer the angry shitposting of r/FuckCars

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It’s not a short term solution which people are looking for.

There’s a million long term solutions

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Op · 5 hr. ago
NGDPLT Enjoyer

Listen here jack,

This is exactly what corn pop wants you to believe.

In all seriousness, yes you are correct. Luckily I think this is really going to accelerate the push for gas independence since we finally have the tech ready to replace it ( mainly cost competitive electric cars, and hybrids that are cheaper than their ICE counterparts).

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The word "just" is doing a lot of work in this comic

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· 5 hr. ago
John Rawls

Just move, lol.

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· 4 hr. ago · edited 4 hr. ago
YIMBY

Just spend trillions to rebuild the entire country the right way. It's easy

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· 2 hr. ago
Gay Pride

Just do it®

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  • Easy action, by an authorized central actor

  • Free, via self-organizing independent actors

  • Enormously hard coordination problem

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· 3 hr. ago
John Rawls

Uh no, your last bullet should absolutely also read

Free, via self-organizing independent actors

The reason our cities and towns aren't denser and more walkable is because it is illegal to make them denser and more walkable. Simply legalizing density and mixed use would result in enormous progress.

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· 4 hr. ago
Disciple of The Economist

OK, the last panel made me genuinely laugh.

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Transforming American cities to become more walkable and dense is a very long term thing that could take years or decades to do..

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· 2 hr. ago
Gay Pride

Why not give up start

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NUCLEAR

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· 5 hr. ago
John Locke

Excellent final panel edit.

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The implied question is "How can we lower gas prices to save Biden's Presidency?" and you cannot build a city in 3 years.

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Op · 6 hr. ago
NGDPLT Enjoyer

Also, my thanks goes out to /u/ilzolende for making my shitty meme sharper/higher quality

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You're welcome! I'm glad my edit was useful to someone :)

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They were right to throw you out. "just build better cities lmao" is a stupid solution to an immediate issue.

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Op · 2 hr. ago
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Ah yes, why not just give up then.

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This is opposite of how this meme/comic is meant to work (it should be 2 complicated, ineffective solutions followed by an easy, effective solution). I do like the last panel though.

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Municipal zoning laws tend to restrict the densification required for walkable / cycling neighbourhoods and cities. Contact your local representatives and demand better of them!

Also, check out the book, “Order Without Design: How Markets Shape Cities”. It’s a great read on urban planning and economics.

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Politics 101: Voters don’t give a fuck about long term solutions, they want the problems solved yesterday

That pretty leaves price control and cutting out the gas tax as the only short term solutions, unfortunately they’ll do lasting damage in the long run but hey that’s someone’s else problem Amirite?

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How does that help in 2022?

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· 5 hr. ago
John Rawls

build? This is America bub. Out here, we haven’t built any substantial since the Eisenhower administration.

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To be fair, you can’t just rebuild cities in a remotely acceptable timeline. Doubly so in the west.

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I mean while I agree broadly that such a solution is ideal in the medium-long term, that isn't a particularly helpful comment in the short term, especially control over such issues is so diffuse.

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There is no short term solution except cutting a deal with Venezuela or other oil countries, or extremely problematic stuff like price controls or export controls.

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Ah yes, the classic " it works for us city slickers, so that's all that matters" solution.

Ya'll love to simply ignore rural and suburban populations because "muh density" doesn't really work for them. This type of ignorance is what leads to those areas feeling ignored and left behind. Which, gives us Trump.

And, the idea that walkable cities will alleviate anyone right now, is asinine.

This is a dumb meme.

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Yeah that’ll take a day or so!

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· 3 hr. ago
Milton Friedman

I am begging people to understand that oil doesn't just make driving more expensive. It makes EVERYTHING more expensive. Are you getting you food through a pneumatic tube?

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· 2 hr. ago
Gay Pride

More efficient urban and suburban land use doesn't just make transportation cheaper, it makes everything cheaper.

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Op · 2 hr. ago
NGDPLT Enjoyer

Are you getting you food through a pneumatic tube?

You might not like it, but this is peak neoliberalism

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Just rebuild all of your cities bro, it's that simple

  • average neoliberal

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The best time to radically reform zoning, transportation, and urban planning rules was 50 years ago. The second best time is today.

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Honestly wouldn't be as hard as it sounds if there weren't so many hoops developers had to jump through

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· 3 hr. ago
John Rawls

Just legalize people building densely for mixed use on their own private property bro, it's that simple

FTFY

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Certainly shouldn't be pushing to end remote work.

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Blame the oil lobby and the people influenced by them. It's worse on the right but a both sides of the aisle problem.

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· 4 hr. ago
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NIMBY is GOOD

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Op · 3 hr. ago
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Lusvig?

Now that is a name I haven't seen in a while

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Say it with me. Cities are people, not buildings.

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Yes, make everyone live in dense cities

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· 3 hr. ago
John Rawls

I'll settle for legalizing dense cities.

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Op · 2 hr. ago
NGDPLT Enjoyer

How about we just legalize building dense cities?

I'm not saying everyone needs to live in one

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It would do wonders for both our physical and mental health to not be so spread out and car dependent.

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The 2015 energy omnibus bill is calling…

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· 3 hr. ago
European Union

*heated with heat pumps powered by nuclear-generated electricity ?

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· 59 min. ago
John Rawls

great meme

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Right!? I mean, how much work can it be to build entire cities?

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· 3 hr. ago
European Union

Have my free award for the correct meme template

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Op · 3 hr. ago
NGDPLT Enjoyer

Haha thank you. I actually made this template years ago, and this just just shameless self promotion

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