Penis cockin' (26)

1 Name: PENIS EXPERT : 1993-09-7468 16:21

Hello, sorry to bother you.

Thanks,

  • PENIS EXPERT

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 17:30

PENIS EXPERT, why does my penis hurt when I get horny?

Thanks.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 17:46

>>2
It's because you don't wash it after masturbating.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 18:32

PENIS EXPERT, why does my penis smell weird

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 20:54

Dear Leader says that this thread sucks.

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6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 21:54

PENIS EXPERT, why is "penis" such a hilarious word?

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 22:12

PENIS EXPERT, where is my pen?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 01:30

PENIS EXPERT, what is mightier than the sword?

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 03:34

>>8
The PENIS, of course.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 10:23

>>7
It's on the PENIS COURSE.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 22:26

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 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole PENIS thing.
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12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 18:22

>>11
We could change it to penis or even pENiS if you feel more comfortable.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 18:54

( ゚ m゚) Look, it's not like I don't like the one I've got or anything. It's useful for pissing and occasional sex. I just have more important things to focus on.

( ゚ m゚)

( ゚ m゚) Like listing things I'm not into.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 23:15

( ゚ m゚) Such as the PENIS.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 02:25

Zardoz, is the PENIS evil?

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 08:40

Mysterious are the ways of the PENIS.

17 Name: Zardoz : 1993-09-7473 17:59

( ´ω`) Yes. The penis is evil.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7474 01:22

If we assume (just for a moment) that penis is not evil and it doesn't shoot seeds, then all your theory crumbles, ANTIPENIS GUY!!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7474 17:00

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:20

Peni is the plural of penus. If you have a penus, or, goodness forbid, multiple peni, please report the situation to the proper authorities immediately.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:26

dusthillguy

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 17:28

seeds of evil
SEEDS OF EVIL

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7678 15:24

PENIS SEXPERT

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7889 21:03

PENIS EXPERT, why is my penis bent?

25 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 11:09

PENIS EXPERT, what is 👇 this thing?
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26 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 04:23

Regarding a 6.5-inch long penis (my dick length):

"ERECT

81.7%
In a room of 1000 guys, 183 should be larger

:O"

—Penis expert website: http://howlongismyschlong.com/

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