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No, this was Putin’s plan all along. The Russians are hiding in the bushes waiting to pounce and try to take them back after Ukraine refuels them. He got the idea from Trump getting Mexico to pay for his wall.
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I saw this in German in r/ich_iel yesterday, I don't speak a lick of German beyond Du Hast and I still got it and lost it laughing. True art goes beyond language barriers.
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Yes finally someone did it! Also, I'm really confused as to how obvious this meme fits the video. It seems to be released almost on purpose but i can't find any reason or way this would not have turned into a big "Belarusian grossly incompetent and slightly overweight dictator' re-enacts famous meme template. I mean can anyone with more local context insight explain how from their perspective it could have made sense to televise this farce ?
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I'm going out on a big leap here, but maybe LUkasenko is trying to distance himself from moscow and prevent his troops from getting dragged into the war.
And weaponized incompetence (which this is) is a good way to achieve that. If Belarus can't be trusted with military secrets, they can't participate in the invasion.
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This is the guy who on tv said he would like to be a colonel in the Russian army WHILE BEING PRESIDENT IF BELARUS. Putin picked an idiot to be his puppet because he’d be easy to control
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I wish I could have been a fly on the wall of poo-tin's bunker to see his face when he learned that dickhead did this. Classic
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I wish I could have been a rabies infected bat on the wall of poo-tin's bunker and bit poo-tin in the face and he couldn't get to a rabies shot in time.
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Zelenskyy should ironically thank him for all of the valuable intel and equipment he's provided.
"Great job, Alexander! Keep up the good work!"
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So much for the Russia's military us better than the US bull shit.
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Like a mini-me of Mr Evil but instead of small he's a bit bigger, fatter, and slower in the head.
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The fact he is using a stick and a print out says it all. Any modern leader would have a massive flat screen and a laser pointer to show off war plans. This is just embarrassing.
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The best leaders, I'm told - some people are saying the greatest, the smartest - other smart people, they might even say a stable genius; they use sharpies for important presentations.
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· 1 hr. agoNetherlands
Let’s not forget that Lukashenko’s Belarus is in many ways stuck in the past.
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But the Greatest Leader showed the best hurricane prediction in history with a sharpie!
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...and you finish out your natural life as a convict in a Ukrainian jail.
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That's too good for him.
The French had the right idea for ruling class who fuck up.
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Yes. Playing at being a military strategist to his generals but exposes more his incompetence.
His only value to Putin is to run a buffer zone between Putin and the west.
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Russian & Belarussian army combined versus one tractor boi, who'd win?
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2023: Ukraine's agricultural output increases x 2.
Reason: increased productivity for tractors equipped with 1.000 HP tank engines
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I’m not so sure about that, because the outline on the map is Transnistria, a breakaway state already occupied by Russia-backed rebels
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Just google Gru's Plan Despicable Me meme. In the movie, Gru shows a plan to steal the moon, and one of the slides was a child's drawing of him on the toilet.
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AAANND I would of gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddling Ukrainian farmers!
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It's 'would have', never 'would of'.
Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
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I like how Lukashenko misspelled Kiev (because he would definitely use the Russian spelling), not the actual spelling of Kyiv.
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Mussolini still holds some relevancy in history. Lukashhenko it's just the mayor of a russian district named belarus
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Remember, only like 3% of the population supports this buffoon. It's not unreasonable to think that maybe they just "lost" the tanks.
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· 32 min. ago · edited 11 min. ago
we laugh but the russians and their allies are winning the war thanks to nato and eu not actually doing something to intervene like enacting a no-fly zone.
the sanctions won't be enough and we are now guilty of giving ukraine false hope when we know without some intervention by basically God, they can't win.
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The original https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/t4tfny/ich_iel
The translated original https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/t5jgng/lukashenkos_attack_plan
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Sorry, Gru. You’re fired. This is going to the standard template from now on.
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I wonder how much time he took to come up with this master plan. I, for one, don't think would have been able to cook up such a brilliant plan out of nowhere.
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I hope your farmers use them for work vehicles for the next 20-30 years.
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Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 7 times.
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OK... I'm confused. Did this guy genuinely disclose battle plans?
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OK... I'm confused.
Did this guy genuinely
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That whole video of him explaining his grand strategy to his generals seemed like a teacher talking to the speciaclly ''gifted'' students. What a joke of a dictator right on our borders.
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Jokes and Memes aside. Eventually Ukraine will fall they wont be able to handle. Russias response who knows, it might be too late. This can get to 0 to 60 real quick not that shits bad enough already. Without foreign armed intervention Ukraine will eventually fall. And what then after how will the World React. How will Russia react if there are still sanctions?
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