[LEWD] The new post in this thread every time you have lewd thoughts thread

942 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-04 15:22

The gym was just me and this random girl working out in close proximity, no other people, no music. I have literally never been this horny after a lifting session, something about the way we were both breathing set me off and then the lewd thoughts spiraled completely out of control.

943 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-04 18:12

Now that my penisU is working again I have had some extremely quick faps before I cummmmmMMMMM. It reminded me of when I had a UTI a while ago and couldn't use my penisU for two weeks. When I could finally shuffle the foreskin again I came and fapped several times in a row within minutes.

944 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-05 12:51

I am the horninator now. Getting boners all the time again. Yet no woman around to use them on...

945 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-06 10:02

Quoted by: >>991

>>941
Keep posting exhibitionism videos of fit Slobo whores, they make my peepee hard and volatile as well.

946 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-07 23:13

Certain features set me off on a level so visceral I scare myself. Like the dimensions of a specific girl's face or ass or whatever will be so perfectly in line with my genetic code that I will immediately and eternally become horny until she leaves my line of sight

947 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-08 21:21

Why is depression making me so horny.

948 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-08 21:53

One of the hoes of hookups past is trying to talk to me again. I'm trying to fight against my penis-brain and remember that I stopped seeing her for a reason, but I've been hoeless for so long and she gave great head...

949 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-09 13:07

my gf is terrible at sucking dick, I hope she improves, my ex was much better

950 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-09 20:29

Offering structured critique may help depending on the woman, but others hold a lot of pride in their individual dicksucking brand and may take offense. I hold giving in receiving head in high regard so I always say something if it sucks (no pun intended), regardless of the risk

951 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-09 21:40

I told her how I felt and how to improve. Still she hasn't been able to make me cum from sucking alone like my ex did. My ex was a virgin when I met her, and my gf had at least five guys (without the fries) in her life, and still sucks (pun intended) at sucking the d. You would expect her to have some experience.

952 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-10 19:10

Maybe the point of her blowjobs isn't to make you cum, and you're just a philistine when it comes to the art of the gobby

953 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-10 23:13

Zen and the Art of Gobby

954 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-12 00:38

She showed me her new bra on video. It was seethrough, I should have shotted it.

955 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-12 02:40

Rape an Ape

956 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-14 18:27

Planning a hot date with my hand this evening.

957 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-14 20:45

Gonna breed my right hand so hard later tonight

958 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-14 21:53

bomb-ass bum

959 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-15 17:48

My right hand cuckolding me with my left hand.

960 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-15 20:47

Shaking hands with myself, but my Johnson is in between.

961 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-15 21:54

My kingdom for a tomboy gf!!

962 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-16 15:06

23yo cunny

963 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-16 20:17

me and my milf loli wife

964 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-17 00:34

The tomboy was at the gym again today. I yearn to fug her, but my chance may never come... Maybe when I hit 3pl8 squat for reps, she will just offer herself up to me

965 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-17 14:48

I've not touched my penis for a while. Now it gets hard just by being there.

966 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-17 15:00

Walked into my apartment building to get upskirted by my SMOKING hot milf landlady mopping the lobby floors. Holy shit, I'm not certain if she was wearing panties.

967 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-18 13:53

In daily mortal comvat with my libido these days. I've beem so productive for the past coulple months without dealing with the hoes but I'm craving the squish dearly
My hand is my only defense against these invasive lewd thoughts

968 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-18 18:29

My gf is completely flat as a board. DFC all the way. I have a bigger chest than here even, but that is because I work out. She's like an adolescent boy from the bellybutton and up. However she has quite the hips, thighs, and butt to compensate for a lack of chest. There is plenty of squish to go around for me to hold on to.

969 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-20 12:33

Two weeks until

S O F T S Q U I S H

970 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-20 14:25

Quoted by: >>972

Armpit pussy

971 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-21 13:30

13 days until

S O F T S Q U I S H

972 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-21 15:30

>>970
Reimu zone

973 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-21 22:03

Cogitations of the bell-end

974 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-22 15:05

Really fiending for a tall queen

975 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-22 15:05

Really fiending for a tall queen

976 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-22 17:15

12 days until

S O F T S Q U I S H

977 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-22 23:08

Necrophiliac with jungle fever engage in disinterracial

978 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-23 14:32

11 days until

(hopefully)

S O F T S Q U I S H

979 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-23 18:46

Quoted by: >>980

My japanese coworker lonelyposting on social media... Oh, to be brave enough to respond and take her on a date with my penis

980 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-24 01:06

Quoted by: >>983

>>979
Do it or you're gonna regret it forever
Asian pussy really is the grail

981 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-24 17:24

In light of recent events, tonight I shall be masturbating to Ukrainian pornography. Wish me fuck.

982 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-24 21:52

YOU GOT THE UKRAINIANS KILLED

983 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-24 23:52

>>980
In a bout of madness I've opened up communications today. If I haven't set up a date in one (1) week's time, I will commit seppuku in my office

984 Name: JEWS 2022-02-25 00:51

dont seppuku over a SOFT SQUISH
better to HARD SQUISH tourism and kopipevaxx on the way out

985 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-25 14:31

Well fuck my countdown to S O F T S Q U I S H is hereby on hold because of the invasion of Ukraine.

Why is the entire universe conspiring against me...

986 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-26 21:25

Yet again I am indefinitely denied S O F T S Q U I S H, and yet again am I left to be rejected by every woman I try to approach in my country.

987 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-26 23:23

Fantasizing about " the russians are invading, might as well fuck" sex

988 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-27 14:58

Fantasizing about porking an ukrainian refugee

989 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-27 22:32

Haha, my gf is Russian. Instead of doing the fucking, I'M FUCKED.

990 Name: VIPPER 2022-02-28 23:42

Furiously fapping several times daily to calm me down but Faithless is still repeating his words in my head.

991 Name: VIPPER 2022-03-01 03:20

>>945

Keep posting exhibitionism videos

busty burlesque on stage
https://a.pomf.cat/gnnchc.mp4