>>6
Since Fucking just changed their name this year (in the 10000s) that was a different city's article when that was posted
>>8
It was the bit about it very recently changing its name that reminded me I'd read about it. Also I don't care lol lick my bum x
>>9
>encouragement to avoid duplicates provides a nice incentive to reread the old threads.
I don't care about that either lol. When I link to a previous post I'm usually just like "huh, interesting". If someone finds that frustrating or feels like an "unfortunate victim", that's ridiculous! Haha! It's never a "callout post" like "Ahh, gotcha! You should have checked if this was posted!" But I admit since the first time someone said it felt like that, I have taken a bit of pleasure hitting Submit knowing it's going to wind them up 😜 Maybe I will post with a name from now on though, I'll think about it...
>>13
One day in our lifetimes the NYT will no longer be considered a valid source and its because of stuff like this
>>12
I read that as Renai Circulation and got confused when I saw the kidney picture.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Press_Freedom_Index
A rare "copyright violation" template!
>>18
See also:
Censorship by country
Internet censorship by country
Hello, I'm Mr. Wikipedia Dick. I have read Wikipedia and The Elitist Superstructure of DQN from beginning to end, and Wikipedia is my dick.
>>23 just posted a link to a wikipedia article similar to one https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/106 posted. Don't get your knickers twisted - this is for information purposes only. Now let's continue sharing *DQN QUALITY* Wikipedia links.
>>33
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/299
see also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Dekker#Death
and unrelated
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vending_machine#History
Wikipedia dick was never just one guy, the dick is inside all of us. quit crying and find an original contribution if you don't like it.
>>45
this smaller version of wikipedia dick isn't inside of me
>>33,43,47 I always thought Michael Hutchence was the most infamous victim of autoerotic asphyxiation, but that seems to have been made up by his former lover?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Bones_(video_game)
(I like this game)
>>57
A wikipedia user with kxcd on their user page is almost parody.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Donald_Trump_fanfiction
Some poor bastard didn't think this was wiki worthy
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>>71,72,74 Hey dude, just a heads-up, someone already posted a link to that page before
>In an interview with HBO's Real Sports aired on 18 July, Kadyrov said, “We don't have those kind of people here. We don't have any gays. If there are any take them to Canada. Praise be to God. Take them far from us so we don't have them at home. To purify our blood, if there are any here, take them.”[141]
lmao
>>80
you're going to need to be more specific about what's DQN here, buddy. though "grants of extraordinary extralegal authority to the eunuch secret police" is a pretty good turn of phrase
>>81
Not him but I think being named Yongle is DQN enough by itself.
>>97
I visited the Fugger and Welser Museum in Augsburg, it was unexpectedly very interesting and chill. I fully recommend it if you're ever in Bavaria.
Yo, Mr. Wikipedia Dick here. I have read every page of Wikipedia and The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch. Wikipedia is my dick!!!!! I'm here to point out that >>107 gave us a second Ejaculation. The last one was 3946 days ago: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/13 I clearly remember the first time: I was eating a burger with Jack Daniels-flavoured BBQ sauce. I was eating the burger thinking Ejaculation Jaculation Jaculate Jack Jack Jack Jack Daniels Jaculate Daniels Ejaculation Daniels BBQ sauce
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nubian_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somali_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tibetan_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrian_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Bastard
>>125
because of this, Mobile Suit Gundam never became popular in the US
>>126
shit dude you missed the best part:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posthumous_marriage_in_France
honorable mention:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posthumous_marriage_in_Germany
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_ghost_marriage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_marriage_in_South_Sudan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levirate_marriage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posthumous_sperm_retrieval
>the Centre d’Etude et de Conservation du Sperme Humain (Center for the Study and Preservation of Human Sperm) petitioned the courts . . .
would-be sperm destroyers fear the French
Hello me na-san. I am Mr. Wikipedia Dick. I heard everything you ever said here, and also Wikipedia is my dick. Everyone stay calm, no need to panic, but >>143 posted a link to the “Do What the Fuck You Want To Public License” article on Wikipedia - it was already posted here 2983 days ago!!! https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/303 Unbelievable!!
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>>158
This feels like it should have been a Wiktionary entry and a footnote on the article on social constructionism. How bizarre.
> France sent a congratulatory telegram to India but later withdrew it.
>>178,180,181
Hey guys, those ones have already been posted in this thread.
Check it out look: >>176,177,16,101
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>>185 Very interesting https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/221,222 I love it
>>188 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409/180 When this was first posted, I thought it was spooky because I'd been thinking about it myself when someone else posted it. True DQN hivemind
>>191
I sort of wish I was castrated as a boy. I wanna live into my late 90s
>>192
What's the point of living until your 90s if you don't have your dong?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/findom
surprisingly, has nothing to do with the finnish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsujigiri japanese knockout game
Brothers and sisters, it's Mr. Wikipedia Dick here. Wikipedia is my dick and I'm very familiar with it. I've come to tell you that >>212's link to the article on Tsujigiri was posted before, 2411 days ago, right here:
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>Portuguese–English phrasebook written by a man who could not speak English, instead relying on a Portuguese–French phrasebook and the French–English dictionary.
Holy shit they were doing it even in the 1800s
>>251,252 We mentioned that book here 1839 days ago https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/352 I actually own a copy, it's quite a funny little book, and I know a certain other poster here owns a copy as well...
>>262 this was posted before https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/663
Additionally, https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/587 may be of interest to >>261
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:List_of_hoaxes_on_Wikipedia
Reposting, because the last time was almost 9 years ago.
>>273
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiwan_Communist_Party
This is also pretty good
>>274 More good ones: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409/717
>>286
Taleb btfo
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E7%9D%80%E7%89%A9
notable for the picture of our lord and savior Jimmy Wales
>>293 I actually never check, I just notice when I've read something before
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_defecation
verfication: how
>>306
What kills me is it looks like AC/DC specifically wrote those songs about 9/11
>>311 Ughh I hate it
>>314
hey, I've been there! as well as to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bone_Lick_State_Park
neither one was as exciting as they sound!
>>316 Hmm, I'd only ever seen that used in regards to lolcows, for like great success from trolling, not a reference to the actual holocaust
>>319 it was in the same meme soup as the AA roflcopter and the Feuer Frei flash animation; the real surprise to me is that anyone remembered such a dead, minor meme like 15 years later when the entry was made
>>331
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Hello everyone. Mr. Wikipedia Dick here, “the man with the penis that is Wikipedia”. I'm here to tell you that >>337-san reposted the link to the “Artist's Shit” article. It was previously posted 2052 days ago here: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/254 I read it then, but it was my mother who first told me about that art piece, when I was 10 years old. Anyway, let's post more *DQN QUALITY* Wikipedia links!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Jing_of_Jin, liege-lord of the Zhou king's Jinguo
>Two other anticlockwise snails were discovered and sent to the university;[14] however, these two snails mated with each other instead, producing 170 right-coiled 'normal' snails.[15]
cucked
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http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/509
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>>360 I wonder what 8333 is...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accursed_Mountains
i am an idiot
>Lavigne herself has denied the theory on multiple occasions.
More like "Vandella herself", amirite?
>>407
Lol, this is just QR codes except probably more useful at the time
>>414
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labial_thermistor_clip
hey buddy can i borrow your labial thermistor clip?
https://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/mignon
>Wikipe-tan est un exemple d'une chose mignonne.
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https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/217
Here's a classic track which uses some of these samples https://youtu.be/271ewXPZm-8?t=1032
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>>428
Finally I know where that micspam comes from.
>>432 https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E6%AE%96 figures the great minds behind the one child policy (rip) would have the rightful contempt of breeders inherent in their language
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Ahmadis#Pakistan
This is unusually severe to the point it is questionable
>>435 Flipping heck! That's been posted a couple of times before:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/373,951
Keep it up!
>>439 That's what my therapist said when I woke up from a nap on his couch and said "Where am I?"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subungual_hematoma#Treatment
(instructions for treating blood under a nail with a hot paperclip, including pictures)
>>445 Glad to see this got removed from https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/396,397
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_stalking
Wouldn't it be funny if some merry pranksters with a Discord group doxxed the guy in the edit history who keeps reverting the edits which suggest it isn't a type of delusion, then took turns at following him around and playing pranks?
>>455 I thought that too
>>455 surely there's at least some utility for a stalking gang to pursue a victim, and then get him/her declared insane on account of his/her ramblings resembling the gang-stalking delusion. It's on Wikipedia and everything. Certainly someone, perhaps in the plural, should engage in such an edit war.
>>457 I prefer the other idea, doxxing and gangstalking the page editors
Howdy pardners, Mr. Wikipedia Dick here, suck it! >>463 shared a link which has been shared before, see https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/649
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>>476
Interesting non-Wikipedia wiki(?) link, 8/10
>>479
Probably interesting, a bit TL;DR. "it takes light 1.26 seconds to travel from the Earth to the Moon". Reminds me of interplanetary filesystem:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/InterPlanetary_File_System
^You call it a reupload and duplicate. I call it decentralization. Puts on sunglasses like a badass.
>>480
Interesting, 8/10. Reminds me of blood pudding, if that is a thing. I would eat a goat fetus if I was hungry. What is the big deal? I would especially eat it if its bones were removed.
>>481
Interesting, 6/10. Imagine that you can walk through a large building and never have your WiFi connection reconnect at the next access point.
>Reminds me of blood pudding, if that is a thing.
Fried black pudding with bacon and eggs is amazing, especially the morning after a night of heavy drinking!
>>482
not interesting, 2/10
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-penis
>>485
Yes, great, really spread the positive energy. What didn't you like about it? The reviews? The InterPlanetary File System (IPFS)-focused Wikipedia link? Or something else?
I don't think ipfs.io controls all IPFS nodes, but I am not sure. https://ipfs.io/ links to https://github.com/ipfs/community/blob/master/code-of-conduct.md which has the text:
I find these parts to be especially retarded:
What If I write a text document which includes personal stories and whatnot. Said text document also includes paragraphs about how, for example, Asian people suck. Then I upload that somewhat anti-Asian .txt file to https://ipfs.io; I guess they will just delete it if it comes to attention. That is pretty lame. Hopefully I am mistaken. maybe a plain text file upload does not count as a "comment"; maybe there is a commenting feature, so you can comment on uploaded files.
>>486 "Asian people suck" would be a useless, ignorant thing to say
>body size
lol
I also like how country of origin is never in these things.
"Asian people suck" is harassment but "People from East Asia suck" is A-OK. You just gotta word it better, schizo-san
>>488 Leave people from East Asia alone, you don't know them like I do
>>487
Asian people suck
>>491 retard
>>492 asian
>>493 I WISH
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Greetings friends, it's me, Mr. Wikipedia Dick! I have read every post on this web sight and every Wikipedia article contained in my penis (which is all of them). For anyone who isn't already aware, those last two links posted have been shared before!
>>513 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/209
>>514 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/233
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>>524
hey i already posted that!!
Warlock burned at the stake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_executed_for_witchcraft
Gilles Garnier [man, d. 1573]; France; Serial child murderer; convicted of witchcraft and lycanthropy [being a werewolf;] burned to death.
Stedelen [man, d. c. 1400]; Switzerland; Confessed under torture to summoning demons; burned to death.
Matteuccia de Francesco [d. 1428, woman]; Papal States; Confessed to having flown on the back of a demon; burned to death.
How's it hanging /dqn/, it's Mr. Wikipedia Dick here. Mine is standing erect and full of the world's knowledge. I've come to tell you that >>535 shared the Lolicon article again, when obviously the local lolicons have posted it before, with a bit more flavour here: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/285
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