[FLASH-BACK] Grandpa Leads the Army (38)

1 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5523 14:14

    γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    ( ´ω`) ∩ Batallion, advance!
   ⊂|:乂:| /
    ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 17:05

( ・∀・) I see you were just as old and worthless then as you are now, grandpa!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 17:26

( ´ω`) Who the hell are you?

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 20:04

( ・∀・) I'm from the future, and I'm here to kill you before you fuck my grandmother!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 22:16

( ´ω`) Too late ha ha ha ha ha

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 00:13

        C∧ ∧
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          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| General the enemy is advancing what should we do
\_________________________

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 01:08

>>4
( ・∀・)well, then, I will travel back in time further, a year before you even met grandma.

Then I will pay the surgeon that removed your hemorrhoids to simultaneously give you a vasectomy.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 03:01

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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Sir the enemy is upon us......tell my family....it was all your fault!
\_________________________

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 03:16

( ´ω`) All of you, shut the hell up and quit disturbing my flashback!

( ´ω`) So there we were, standing toe-to-toe with a horde of murderous Kossacks!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 03:20

    γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    ( ´ω`) ∩ Batallion, advance!
    (|〆乂:| /
   / ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

        C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| oh god why are you standing around alone in the middle of the field
| with all the enemy artillery trained on you don't you have any sense
\_________________________

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 07:19

    γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    ( ˃ ヮ˂) ∩ Grandpa's army is old and weak! We shall overcome!
   ⊂|:乂:| /
    ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 09:01

    γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    ( ´ω`) ∩ Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver.
    (|〆乂:| / The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.
   / ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 14:38

    γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    ( ´ω`) ∩ Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
    (|〆乂:| /
   / ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 18:11

   γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    ( ´ω`) ∩ it appears i have walked straight through
    (|〆乂:| / the pacific ocean
   / ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 06:28

    γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    ( ´ω`) ∩ Bayonet the god-damn-fucjing koreans!!
    (|〆乂:| /
   / ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 09:07

<丶`∀´><丶`∀´><丶`∀´><丶`∀´><丶`∀´><丶`∀´>

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 09:08

γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    <丶`∀´>∩ wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    (|〆乂:| /
   / ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

18 Name: <丶`∀´> : 1993-09-5525 12:02

    γ へ
    ノ___ゝ
   <丶`∀´>∩ If they will not give us reparations and apology juice,
    (|〆乂:| / then we will take reparations and apology juice nida!
   / ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク      

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 05:35

        C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| We need backup! For each American, that's about ten
| Koreans that will go down. The problem is that there are
| 300 Koreans and one half-senile expecting grandpa!
\________________________

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 13:27

    γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    ( ˃ ヮ˂) ∩ Find and set free a bunch of cats and dogs, and a BBQ grill! That will lure them all out into one location as they fry the cats and dogs and eat them. Then toss a grenade in that direction!
    (|〆乂:| /
   / ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 02:15

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22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 07:47

    γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    ( ´ω`) ∩ Extra kimchi please.
    (|〆乂:| /
   / ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 09:47

  [ (★) ]_
  <丶´Д`> What we ever do to you nida?
   (ミ 北 )
   ) |(
   〈_フ__フ

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 09:52

    γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    ( ´ω`) ∩ Deploy airborne troops!
    (|〆乂:| /
   / ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 09:53

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                 \ ))-))/   WITH DESTINY
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26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 23:38

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                  \  ∧_∧/ / OUR STRENGTH AND COURAGE STRIKE THE SPARK
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                 \ ))-))/   THAT WILL ALWAYS MAKE MEN FREE
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27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 00:49

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28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 01:20

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29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 09:47


   ∧_∧ ドルルルルルルルル!!!          Yargh!  ∧_,,,,
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30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 19:34

    γへ
    ノ___ゝ
    ( ´ω`) ∩ I have no quick or slow marches. Forward! And eagles flew!
   ⊂|〆乂:| /
   / ノ⁁ へ 
   ( ク \ク

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 02:23

(´・・)  BARATATATAT!   ∬・ ・≫zizizizizizip!!
 \┏[〓〓]━━━Ξ*・・・・・・・∬ :・.・ヽ(´Д`)ノ
ノ ヽ..."■/|\           ∬ ・・.:(>>1).・ヽ(´Д`)ノ.zizizip!!..
(´・・)  BARATATATAT!!   ∬ ・ ・ ・ノノヽ(´Д`)ノzip!!
 \┏[〓〓]━━━Ξ*・・・・・・・・∬ ・  ・・・・・ノノヽ(´Д)ノ ヽ(´Д)ノ
ノ ヽ..."■/|\           ∬ ・・ヽ(´Д)ノ・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノ  zizizip!!
(´・・)  BARATATATAT!!     ∬・・ ・・・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д`)ノ
 \┏[〓〓]━━━Ξ*・・・・・・・・・∬・  ・ヽ(´Д)ノ・ヽ(´Д)ノ|_| ̄ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д`)ノ
ノ ヽ..."■/|\           ∬ ・ ・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノ _| ̄|ヽ(´Д`)ノ
ノ ヽ..."■/|\           ∬ ・ ・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д`)ノ
(´・・)  BARATATATAT!!     ∬・ ・ ・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д`)ノ
 \┏[〓〓]━━━Ξ*・・・・・・・・∬ ・ ・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д`)ノ
ノ ヽ..."■/|\           ∬ ・・zip!!υ"

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 02:53

( ・-・) Well, that worked out real well.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 23:24

( ´ω`) Best thread ever, if I do say so myself.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 13:59

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many Americans did you kill in The War?

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 18:15

( ´ω`) Killing people? What the hell kind of sociopath are you?

( ´ω`) I was just enjoying a competitive game of paintball with my Korean neighbours.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 17:04

< ヽ`∀´> It's not over yet you old fool. Kekekekekekekeke.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 17:42

( ´ω`) What's not over?

38 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 17:00

( ´ω`) Time to bump all the open Grandpa threads!

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