γへ
ノ___ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Batallion, advance!
⊂|:乂:| /
ノ⁁ へ
( ク \ク
( ・∀・) I see you were just as old and worthless then as you are now, grandpa!
( ・∀・) I'm from the future, and I'm here to kill you before you fuck my grandmother!
>>4
( ・∀・)well, then, I will travel back in time further, a year before you even met grandma.
Then I will pay the surgeon that removed your hemorrhoids to simultaneously give you a vasectomy.
( ´ω`) All of you, shut the hell up and quit disturbing my flashback!
( ´ω`) So there we were, standing toe-to-toe with a horde of murderous Kossacks!
γへ
ノ___ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Batallion, advance!
(|〆乂:| /
/ ノ⁁ へ
( ク \ク
C∧ ∧
___ ○(゚Д゚;)
/◎\……C| \
∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| oh god why are you standing around alone in the middle of the field
| with all the enemy artillery trained on you don't you have any sense
\_________________________
γへ
ノ___ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver.
(|〆乂:| / The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.
/ ノ⁁ へ
( ク \ク
γへ
ノ___ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ it appears i have walked straight through
(|〆乂:| / the pacific ocean
/ ノ⁁ へ
( ク \ク
γへ
ノ___ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Bayonet the god-damn-fucjing koreans!!
(|〆乂:| /
/ ノ⁁ へ
( ク \ク
<丶`∀´><丶`∀´><丶`∀´><丶`∀´><丶`∀´><丶`∀´>
γへ
ノ___ゝ
<丶`∀´>∩ wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(|〆乂:| /
/ ノ⁁ へ
( ク \ク
C∧ ∧
___ ○(゚Д゚;)
/◎\……C| \
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| We need backup! For each American, that's about ten
| Koreans that will go down. The problem is that there are
| 300 Koreans and one half-senile expecting grandpa!
\________________________
γへ
ノ___ゝ
( ˃ ヮ˂) ∩ Find and set free a bunch of cats and dogs, and a BBQ grill! That will lure them all out into one location as they fry the cats and dogs and eat them. Then toss a grenade in that direction!
(|〆乂:| /
/ ノ⁁ へ
( ク \ク
ノ ノ ノ
∧ ノ ノ
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::::::|/ _________________
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::::::| .// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\\::::.\ [Kimchi 2 Go]:::.\
::::)`⌒ヽ .// ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\\:::.\:::.\:::.\:::.\:::.\:::.\:::.\
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::::'⌒ヽ'..|| ..┗^┛...─―| ||'' ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| \____________
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^^^^^^  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
γへ
ノ___ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Extra kimchi please.
(|〆乂:| /
/ ノ⁁ へ
( ク \ク
[ (★) ]_
<丶´Д`> What we ever do to you nida?
(ミ 北 )
) |(
〈_フ__フ
γへ
ノ___ゝ
( ´ω`) ∩ Deploy airborne troops!
(|〆乂:| /
/ ノ⁁ へ
( ク \ク
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\ ∧_∧/ / OUR STRENGTH AND COURAGE STRIKE THE SPARK
○( ´∀`)○
\ ))-))/ THAT WILL ALWAYS MAKE MEN FREE
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\ ∧_∧/ / KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE JOB
○( ゜∀`)○
\ ))-))/ TO BE DONE
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(´・・) BARATATATAT! ∬・ ・≫zizizizizizip!!
\┏[〓〓]━━━Ξ*・・・・・・・∬ :・.・ヽ(´Д`)ノ
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\┏[〓〓]━━━Ξ*・・・・・・・・∬ ・ ・ヽ(´Д)ノヽ(´Д
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ノ ヽ..."■/|\ ∬ ・・zip!!υ"
( ・-・) Well, that worked out real well.
( ´ω`) Best thread ever, if I do say so myself.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how many Americans did you kill in The War?
< ヽ`∀´> It's not over yet you old fool. Kekekekekekekeke.
( ´ω`) Time to bump all the open Grandpa threads!