Two sources tell that the absurdly long 13 ft table between Putin and Macron was necessary because Macron refused to take a Russian-administered covid test that would turn over the French leader's DNA to the Russians.
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I'm curious though... Macron isn't the only leader who's been given the long table treatment. Viktor Orban also got the long table during his recent trip. Did he also refuse a test?
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What?? It just means he's been adviced to be careful lmfao
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Macron was smart….
Putin!
The media could not be played.
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Absolutely
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Surely somewhere there is a Window with Putin's name on it...right??
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It's a serious and common sense concern for any world leader bro
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Lol, I’m pretty sure they already got his DNA
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Right, pretty sure they can scrape the top of his water bottle after he leaves the 13 ft table if they really want Macron's DNA
Anyone who's watched Forensic Files knows this
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Putin not wanting to get Covid... should be promoted to all the deniers.
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He’s had that long table forever and it’s to compensate
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The big boys have the same spats over masking and testing as the rest of us. I guess I feel better now?
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It also could be one of Putin’s power moves. Really kind of silly.
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Also, there's that whole thing where Putin likes to poison people.
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You’re telling me that Putin couldn’t just swab macron’s drinking glass? Grab a hair off his pillow? Like come on…
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Lord knows there are plenty of people with valid reasons for refusing to get within a dozen feet of me. None of them go out to get a dozen-foot-long table in response.
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Pretty fucking sure if the Russians "had to have" Macron's DNA they could get it...
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Hours ago, Tokayev was received in a smaller one. Beyond that or the treatment received by Orban, Russians are valuating a potential victory of Valerie Pécresse in 2nd round, defeating Macron.
Valerie Pécresse speaks Russian.
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Perfectly reasonable that Macron would not permit something that could access DNA by a Russian dictator.
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People shed hair all the time. If they wanted to get his dna it wouldn't be a problem.
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Indeed, as from the dinner serviettes used by him during dinner.
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hopefully no water glass either, as one could get DNA off that too. Maybe also wear a hairnet.
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hehe...smart Macron. No tests, no teas, no balconies.
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Ok. I saw the last James Bond film. A weapon specifically targeted to an individual by DNA confirmed.
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