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発端

あおりんごスレとの関係

4月18日更新
ジュラシックスレ全sozai全部入れ
https://drive.google.com/open?id=162z_nij_I8pPO4eKxxJDTj3GzH_slDpD
ログ
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1BWXqPD0p38Lrbv2tJMBvfg3025S-JBuk

ジュラスレwiki
https://seesaawiki.jp/jurassic/d/

この前のうざ顔トプスの目の色直そうと思ったけどやり方よくわからない上にだんだんどういう色がいいのかよくわからなくなったので供養

記憶違いすることはどこの誰でもよくあることよ
ユカリテリウムの胸の色を思い違いしている男性はたまにいるらしい

「将来必要になるかどうか分からないサンプルや資料はつきのみやこに収納して放置、完璧な保存法ね。」
「おいババア！ 土地の無駄だから自分の研究所くらい綺麗に掃除しろ！」
「来年の大掃除までおあずけね」

おさらいおしまいキュイ

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モミニクス
疾走感ない
モミニクス

>ジュラシックスレ
>気軽に絵怪文書雑談質問どうぞ
いくら記憶があやふやでも襟巻きデブにはならないだろ

>「来年の大掃除までおあずけね」
これ絶対に来年も掃除せずそのままになるぞ

そういやトプスの肉は食肉になるって設定あったけど味はどんな感じ何だろ？

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>>ジュラシックスレ
>>気軽に絵怪文書雑談質問どうぞ
>いくら記憶があやふやでも襟巻きデブにはならないだろ
いいんプス

モミニクスは叡電コラボの旅行帰りかな？

>そういやトプスの肉は食肉になるって設定あったけど味はどんな感じ何だろ？
食べ放題のこんな感じの肉だと思う

>>そういやトプスの肉は食肉になるって設定あったけど味はどんな感じ何だろ？
>食べ放題のこんな感じの肉だと思う
最初に鉄板に引く脂身かな…

>食べ放題のこんな感じの肉だと思う
すたみな太郎辺りに置いてあるようなやつか

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戦利品を持ち帰るときは頑丈な手提げ袋やバックを活用しようね

モミニクスはそういう失敗しそうだな…

そのとき　モミニクスは
美しく　気高く　絶対的なものとして
オレの目に映った

モミニクス
いつもわすれる
モミニクス

精液風呂に三日三晩漬けて「もう精液の臭いが取れないぜ…」って半ベソの魔理沙を思いっきり一番乗りしたい！！

コミケ行くと冗談でなくまたに本当に見かけるからなぁ

トプスの精液とか一生残る臭いしそう
なんなら臭いで死にそう

あーミケオ
銅メダル獲得
あーミケオ

>No.15121470
左下と右下のド直球な「ゴミの都」と「狭い」に気づいて駄目だった

おかもちに見えた
出前モミニクスの爆誕は近い…か！？

>万物の命はトプスに見守られながら輪廻のレールを往くという
前スレのレスだけどそれっぽいのが

スレ画は逆にトプスを思い出すことで玉兎の鈴瑚を復元できるのでは…？

>おかもちに見えた
>出前モミニクスの爆誕は近い…か！？
もういたような気がしないでもない

カマキリがカンマリに見えた図

はらぺこトプス
おあしすのジュラシック

ドコイクノkinoko…

https://youtu.be/XHMnTEX9O3s

トプスは常に腹ペコだろ

特に空腹でもないのに常に食ってるタイプな感じもする

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I will write a mysterious document now

>No.15121470
この月の都って書いてあるトプスの胴体な何なの…？

自分をつきのみやこと言い張る謎の物体だよ

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead. Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.
The chances, the changes are all yours to make. The mold of your life is in your hands to break. The greatest adventure is there if you're bold.
Let go of the moment that life makes you hold. To measure the meaning can make you delay;
It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day.
The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe
Will never know passion, will never know pain. Who sits by the window will one day see rain.
The greatest adventure is what lies ahead. Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.
The chances, the changes are all yours to make. The mold of your life is in your hands to break.
The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.

怪文書は英語だとミステリアスドキュメントなのか…
印象が違いすぎる

これを無駄に良いテノールボイスで歌ってるんだよな…

Jura-topia. Chief city of Jurassics, last bastion of hope for the powers of light and good. All this Jura-topia was.
But now, under siege, the sparkling gem of dinosaurs had become dull and flawed with the hell of war. The once lush fields that lied before it's gates, were now a wasted battleground upon which JURA NYAN's forces of evil celebrated their victories.
Far superior in number to battle-ravaged Jurassic forces they mounted their monster Ele-TOPS to ride in the rocking, armored towers, to their almost certain victory.
And in the heavens, where no living thing dare now venture, JURA NYAN's flying lieutenants, the PTERDODACTYLS flying on their devil wings, scream battle cries of vile encouragement.

Power of good? Indeed, was there none left in all of Jurasure with strenght to aid our dying cause?
For at that moment the forces of darkness made ready to break the main gate with a might battering ram which they had named NyanNyan. Long had it been forging in the dark smithies of JURA NYAN and on it spells of ruin lay.
NYANYAN! NYANNYAN! NYANNYAN! Cried out the JURA NYAN forces.
The gate will never stand up to that thing! Hani! said Mayumajiro.
Like the arm of the devil himself! When the gates break I shall be there to greet it! Have my weapons made ready! -Said the Yukari Sloth
Farewell, Mayumadillo.
I go with you! Hani!
Then we leave this life together. Come little one.

The lord of the PTERODACTYLS. JURA NYAN's second in command. A creature of the supernatural. And so no living dinosaur could hinder it, nor bring it harm in any way. It was invulnerable.
The lord of PTERODACTYLS gave it's sign. And so the forces of evil unleashed NYANYAN.
The city gates nearly crumbling under the first hit.
Then came the second, which bent the gates and nearly opened the way for evil to enter inside.
After some delay, the third strike was launched. And with it NYANYAN barreled towards the gates.
This time it broke through and the forces of evil entered, lead by the lord of PTERODACTYLS.

Yukari lead the defenders to meet the invading forces.
You cannot enter here! Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall to the nothingness that awaits you and your master!
Ahahahahahaha! FOOLISH SLOTH! THIS IS MY HOUR! DO YOU NOT KNOW DEATH WHEN YOU SEE IT? DIE NOW AND CURSE IN VAIN! Retorted the PTERODACTYL lord.

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まゆまじろ
えいごよめない
まゆまじろ

And, as from some courtyard of the city, a cock crowed. Recking nothing of war, welcoming only the morning that in the sky far above the shadows of death was coming with the dawn.
For as if in answer there came from far away another note.
Horns! Horns! Horn! Over the fields, they echoed in the disntance. Great horns from the north wildly blowing.
SEIRAN and the rescuing armies of RAPTORS had come at last!
Run now! Run now! Run now to Jura-topia! Yelled out SEIRAN.
Victory was slipping from the grasp of evil. Even as it stretched out its hand to seize it. And the strenght of goodness began to be felt once more throughout the lands.

Had our prayers been answered?
He had come again, bringing ruin, turning hope to despair and victory to death! The lord of the PTERDOCATYLS reorganized its assault and flied upon SEIRAN. Attacking its foe mercilessly, hoping that without SEIRAN the enemy would once more fall into dissaray. SEIRAN, though brave in battle, fell.
Before the PTERODACTYL lord could feast on the flash of the fallen raptor, Mayumadillo stepped forward.
Begone flying beast! Leave the dead in peace! Hani!
Come not between the PTERODACTYL and its prey! Or it will slay thee in turn.
Do what you will! I will hinder it if I may! Hani!
Hinder me? You fool! do you not know the prophecy? "No living dinosaur can hinder me!"
But no living dinosaur am I! You look upon an armadillo! Mayumadillo am I! You stand between me and my friends. Begone, for living or dark undead, I will smite you if you touch Seiran! Hani!
Mayumadillo slew her enemy.
Seiran! I have avenged you! Hani!

きたな…

Seiran was born from the field with honor. And we wondered if our lord king TOPS returned, would his fate be the same?
With the death of the PTERODACTYL lord, JURA NYAN's forces lost heart and began a retread of abysmal dissaray.
And them, as if our triumph was but a child's toy, a game with which JURA NYAN was playing and taunting us with the tide of battle suddenly changed.
For from the wretched forces of evil, a new cry of hope went up.
The JURA NYAN fleet! That which we have dreaded had happened. For if enemy laden ships had come from this direction it meant that the JURA NYAN forces had already conquered the underwater aquatic jurassics of the seas and oceans, lands which we had thought safely ours.
The tide has turned yet one more time. And this time, against us!

But behold! As the flagship standard broke through the wind, it displayed the sign which no Jurassic had borne for years and which only one Jurassic could bear: TOPS! He who would be our king, had returned!
And the armies of JURA NYAN were seized with bewilderment, and they fled.

This is the end for now. I'm sorry if you had trouble understanding. I'm not a great writer.

I love it.
I'm looking forward to the rest.

I see.
goddam Juranyan!

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チキンラーメンくたかちゃんの全身初めて見たかも

いつみても
ジュラにゃんにゃんは
じゃあくだな

まだまだトプの知らない世界観がたくさん有るんプスなぁ…

The story will come to an end next time! See you then!

すげぇ…英語で怪文書来てる…ジュラスレどんだけだよ…

エイ語はトラウマレベルで苦手だがこうして怪文書にされてみるとなんとなく読んでみる気になるから不思議だ

情熱を秘めた英怪文書…

エイ語の授業に怪文書を導入することによってエイ語とジュラシックの普及率を上げようとする試みが待たれるな

ミステリアスドキュメント
秘封倶楽部もなんか研究しそうな名前

>エイ語の授業に怪文書を導入することによってエイ語とジュラシックの普及率を上げようとする試みが待たれるな
絵柄的にはトプス達が英語の教科書に載っていてもあまり違和感は無い

>ミステリアスドキュメント
>秘封倶楽部もなんか研究しそうな名前
イザナギオブジェクトみたい

ワールドワイドジュラシック

世界ジュラシック化計画

世界をトプスに！しってしまえ！

ジュラシック達は元は人間でとある実験事故が元で世界がジュラシック化した何千年後の話なんだよね…
そんなことが忘れ去られた現在好奇心旺盛ないつものトリオが探検中に古代遺跡を発見するんだけどそこはかつてジュラシック化計画の実験が行われた施設で
まだ生きていた古びた電子端末からミステリアスアーカイブと呼ばれる古文書をみつける
それらを読み漁っていくうちに三匹は世界の真相に近づくんだけど未だに飼い主をはじめとした人間が存在している矛盾に気がつき……

にゃんにゃんに消される

>世界をトプスに！しってしまえ！
ハヤシもあるプスー

>絵柄的にはトプス達が英語の教科書に載っていてもあまり違和感は無い
子供に変な性癖を植え付けるんじゃない

誰かいい感じに完成させてください

sozai

sozai2

>No.15123402
amazing

もう完成してない？

しょうがないプスなぁ…

>しょうがないプスなぁ…
トプスっていつもそうですよね…！

>しょうがないプスなぁ…
一度家で焼肉食ってから素知らぬ顔で飲み会に合流してくるトプス

>一度家で焼肉食ってから素知らぬ顔で飲み会に合流してくるトプス
付き合い良い！

二次会にも来る

五次会まで参加してその後一人で食う

>一度家で焼肉食ってから素知らぬ顔で飲み会に合流してくるトプス
食べるペースをみんなに合わせるために腹を少し埋めてくる気遣いのできる良いデブ