For the record: I think dirty thoughts are good!
I got 4 get, but my captcha is five. I think now's the best time to put the bullet troo my head dawgs.
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Jackson 5 GET
There is no value in 6GET, therefore it is a place for me.
7GET
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I think that trying not to think dirty thoughts causes much dirtier thoughts.
I'm not sure why you translated pervy/lewd thoughts as dirty thoughts. There is nothing dirty about reproduction, this is like humans' number 1 goal. Christianity fucked you over.
heh
unsissification hypno asmr you want to do heavy compound lifts and take magnesium oooOOooOoo you want to eat grass fed beef and buy a heavy bag
the fart wizard, flying through the sky
空飛ぶ屁名人
wake me up when the 8gag teen invasion passes
Y-you have genitals? Pervert!!
What some people think perversion means: anything sex related.
What perverts think perversion is: eels in vagina, skin hooks, SM play, faggotry, child fucking.
>SM play, faggotry
This isnt even particularly scandalous these days.
I think more people are shocked by messy porn than these things nowadays tbh
peeps rather legalize cannibalism than dismantle copyright
Nothing shocks me anymore, doesn't mean I'm fine with it.
To pervert is to twist
>>16
The 8gag teens are using dqn to fight a proxy war with the twitter teens
>>23
At least twitter teens don't endlessly recycle 2014 4chan memes.
excuse me for just a moment, friend. the name of this dish...do you mean to tell me that a SHRIMP fried this rice?
>>18 "wait, lesbian threesome anal fisting isn't vanilla?"
Endlessly recycling 2014 4chan memes?
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
Coming from a DQN veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, endlessly recycling 2003 2ch memes.
That's right, endlessly recycling 2003 2ch memes. This is the vet's way of posting.
Teens vs grandpa
4-ch is so fast these days, I can't keep up with how fast threads are!
dirty thought: i like it when boys kiss!
vc: shithose
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Catholic history has to be the most complete and preserved western archive, right?
Nobody pays me to make sense, fuck you. America is the capital of great britain.
One cannot say that cutting off noses was so atrocious by the standard of the time.
social media influenza
10 hours sleep and I'm still fucked up! I love coughing up that cocaine sludge in the morning!!
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You're welcome.
Just impulse bought an album on CD. Guess I started a CD collection
Hey, Einstein!
I'm on your side!
VIPPER - y'all cowards dont pAY me enOUGH
shirmp fry and coirssant
all this bloat and spyware and microsoft still ain't adding tabs to windows explorer
>>702
aside from the initial cost of the animal itself, it seems to range anywhere from nearly free (if you already own pasture for them to graze on and stables for them to sleep in) to upwards of $1000 a month (for room, board, feed, and grooming, if you don't have the time or space to do that all yourself)
i was interested because a horse seems like a much cooler way to navigate around a large, rural property than an atv or a jeep or something. plus grass is cheaper than gas.
vc: brap
>>4295
It's a girl, congratulations!
i guess its not really that big a deal to save one post in part 4 of one of the like 6 recurring threads
voldo is a good boi, i forgot
yeah, yeah, yeah, hey cosmo, cosmo und wanda.
do you like boas or pythons more
I wonder.
Boy anime is about war. Girl anime is about politics. The song and saying "love is war" is pretty famous, but it's closer to politics actually.
To think angry mobs work on imageboards as well as in real life. With people who claim they hate angry mobs.
If somebody bullies you, kill them.
Going to borrow dad's weighted blanket (which he bought completely unaware of its typical use) for a night. Will report back with findings!
If somebody kills you, kill them.
>>58
based
I think we should make bestiality legal but to prevent animal abuse you have to record yourself and send the video to the Animal Sex Safety Inspector (me) for assessment.
what if the sad clown archetype is a thing because of lead-based face paint used by clowns in medieval italy or whatever
should i lose 30kg and get back in shape or should i take steroids and turn it into muscle and be huge but die at 43
dubs decides
>>62 go carnivore and radiate 2696265536210452920 joules of überketo smugness
>>57
It ended up being a lot more comfortable to sleep under than I thought it would be, as long as I stayed on my back (where it managed to keep me the entire night). Moving around, or even laying sideways, were both slightly uncomfortable.
I think I liked it! This is a bad sign, isn't it...
wear the dress! take the pills! be my dqn wife!
>>62
Lose the weight. It's like a cheat code for becoming almost young again.
https://4-ch.net/img/src/1638570033435.jpg this could be us!!!
responding to somebody's thoughts is rude. I give you permission though.
Aaaaand of course it ate my spaces.
https://warosu.org/ - I try to remember the name of this website, but I kept remembering "wa sar u dot org" (pronunciation: wɒ-sar-o͞o). However it is actually "wa ro su dot org".
Captcha: haiyen
>>31
I also don't really like posters being meta and complaining about bad posts / posts they perceive as bad.
>>75
Correction:
*2children" for me
(I wish. Make them two androids who don't have a consciousness.)
vc: guthide
indian farmer protests actually succeeded beyond all expectation. pretty surprising to me.
duck penis
machiguchi is more of a pikopiko neta
I need a nerd aa. Something with glasses, to fit in the name field.
"Vax" short for vaccine(/-ation) being considered a word now makes me kind of annoyed!
I can no longer masturbate to my favorite DEC minicomputers without seeing some retarded argument.
For me, it's the DEC PDP-10.
I could've been pounding the cute girl right now. All of our neighbors could've heard her moan. Instead I sit here, in front of a computer.
I wonder if somebody somewhere pounds a cute girl and wishes he'd go online instead.
I've spent some time pounding cute girls while wishing I was reading Grandpa threads instead.
I can't get behind Christopher Kimball's crusade against searing meat.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Shinto,
is in fact, Shinbutsu shuugo, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Shinto plus Buddhism.
Shinto is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning Buddhist system made useful by the Buddhist terminology, cosmology
and soteriology comprising a full religion as defined by Amidabutsu.
Many worshipers run a modified version of the Buddhist system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Buddhism
which is widely used today is often called "Shinto", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the Buddhist system, developed by the historical Buddha, Siddhartha Gautama.
There really is a Shinto, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Shinto is the theology: the aspect of the system
that allocates the faith of the masses to replenish the positive karma of the native Kami.
The theology is an essential part of a religion, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Shinto is
normally used in combination with the Buddhist operating system: the whole system
is basically Buddhism with Shinto added, or Shinbutsu shuugo. All the so-called "Shinto"
distributions are really distributions of Shinbutsu shuugo.
just wanna listen about the opium wars today but there's so much shit to do like laundry :(
shift-〄
genuinely upset that they didnt get koko and nanahira to do the voices of remi and flan in the touhou gacha because those are the voices i've been reading them in my head with for YEARS
gadaffi said that switzerland should be partitioned between france, germany, and italy but i think it should be the opposite. greater switzerland from the channel to the baltic to the aegaean.
Sick transit, bro.
The United States should invade all of southern Canadaa.
I had a dream I was with a girl and she had a phrase tattooed on her back and it's like the sort of thing that would be significant in a movie, some sort of omen written on her back that gets the plot going, but I don't think you can actually recall most text you read in your dreams in real life, so I don't know what it said and I feel like I missed something.
I am a sweetheart, I am a prom queen. I am some puppies.
>>94 Would be great! I think koko loves music too much, but she's been too ill to work recently
This nerd version might be a bit nicer. Or maybe (-Θｃ_Θ￢ﾐ ?
hmmm
thinkcrime: I think you did that crime
thotcrime: siren lights and megaphone THOT POLICE! DROP THAT BOOTY, NOW!
Would be cool if I could delete replies I didn't like from my threads. And if somebody didn't like me deleting something, he'd create his own thread and said "hey that guy is a faggot, he deleted this thing from his thread".
This shit is why discord is more popular than you fags.
Give Ebola-chan a kisu~
>>104 but I'm too old to be groomed!
I miss Ebola-chan.
finally, someone who recognizes that cast iron is a low and slow tool, all that way-past-smoking-oil temp stuff is more like a hack that only sears one side and is probably giving you lung cancer
(Freezer Containers music from Pokemon Black/White)
>>104
That sounds designed to cause drama. They knew what they were doing calling it Discord.
Why are norms so fascinated with the Mariana Trench specifically
Dogs have an underrated vertical leap
Another autumn ends, another winter approaches. The groomed grow to be groomers.
How does one determine if an album is self titled or untitled?
>>115
If the album is released in the United States of America, the record label will (hopefully) register their copyright for it with the U.S. Copyright Office. They will do so with the "Group Registration of Published Musical Works" procedure unless they would rather pay the filing fee for each individual song. The application form for this procedure will ask them to list a title for the album, which is then its title as far as the U.S. government is concerned, even if the packaging refrains from communicating this regrettable fact to the hoi polloi.
Additionally, the record label itself, distributors, retailers, etc. will probably assign an internal title for its own paper pushing purposes.
Its weird to think that in non-human organisms, malice is a sign of high intelligence
can't believe that everyone and everything i love and care about including myself will eventually return to the dust from whence it was formed, this is so sad can we get an f in the chat
4kidz touhou be like: remmy huckleberry and marissa mist
everything I love and care about has already returned to the dust from whence it was formed, now I am just waiting for myself.
>>117
Yeah I thought about it in the context of kids learning to lie as a marker of intellectual development. Malice requires enough abstraction to understand the self, what would consist of a reward for the self, probably some amount of object permanence and a means to distinguish consequence in the future. It sounds like a very complex cognitive process. I guess cognition implies enacting suffering on each other.
With true intelligence comes indifference. You know everything will burn 1000000 years from now on, so nothing really matters.
Autumn ends
Frogs return to the earth
>>122 True intelligence knows that one isn't going to live 1000000 years, and can do things to make what ever time one has the most fun it can be
Intelligence is a sliding scale from unrestricted malice to autistic existential depression.
The current thoughts thread is generally the outpouring of the things that dqn should keep locked up inside their head.
Would any DQN be interested in a web-based AA editor? AA posting has been on a decline here for a while now, so I'm not sure if anyone here would actually end up using it.
>>127
Not sure if "web-based" is the magic word, but something new and up to date would be nice...
>>127 I believe most of it is cribbed from Japanese sources in the first place, and there it has also been on the decline
>>128
"Web-based" because I suspect most are too lazy to install AA editors and run them with Japanese locale. As for up to date, there's plenty of good tools floating around, though none of them are translated.
emoji killed the VIP star
😵 Ｉ ＷＡＮＮＡ ＢＥ Ａ ＶＩＰ ＳＴＡＲ 💀
How do I cope with never being able to see China in 2078?
Why do ROC losers keep saying they're Taiwanese? Who cares? It's like saying "I'm black" or "I'm Jewish" when nobody asked.
I'm black.
I'm gay
>when nobody asked
nobody asked you to interject either teen
Scouse not english
>>126
Someone is posting videos of bullfighters piercing a bull's brain to swiftly kill them after they've been subdued on twitter, I guess with the intent of making the viewer realize that it's a brutal sport for bulls or something, but I just thought that watching the bull seize for a few seconds when the knife starts scrambling its brain was kinda cool.
>>126 "if you take dmt and datura at the same time, do the machine elves and shadow people start fighting?"
weeb-based
benis :D
hmmm today I will burn my dread (clueless)
most people just plain look better clothed anyhow, dryhumping ftw
Years ago, I was Chinese
confusion the waitress
psychosomatic addict inSANE
Isnt it weird that there are people still basically living in tiny, primitive extremely isolated communities in rural Oceania?
People born when Azumanga was broadcast are already realizing the things I dreamed to be...
I can pee in your mouth free of charge. You aren't my friend, you aren't my enemy, you are nothing to me. Why am I talking into nothingness. This nothingness sometimes responds.
lpszFuckMeInTheEth0Aleksi
real eyes realize real lice
>>155
oh shit i didn't see this before i started talking shit about QR codes in the other thread
my beef with QR codes is that 99% of the usage is for URLs and OCR technology is such that URLs can be scanned just as easily, so the only purpose a QR code serves is to obfuscate the URL so that humans can't read it. I know that's the whole point, but I hate it.
I hope Mr. Wikipedia Dick doesn't come and dick me down, that would really be awful
OCR is still an absolute pile of shit when it comes to disambiguating certain character classes after all these years. I don't think that's getting fixed anytime soon.
My bones are made of stone
turns on some letsplay I don't want to think ever again.
I'm looking for a image that was common around 2011 but i cant find it anywhere anymore. It was like a 4 pane comic:
If anyone has information about this elusive comic, please come forward.
>>158 A small square takes up less space than a string of text
"I wish for world clean."
"The day of reckoning will come."
the corpo prophecies are spoken. even so, come, Lord Jesus
hello I am looking for
lesbian contacts
>>162
It's literally the first image result when you look it up
>>163
a shortened URL absolutely takes up less space than one of those QR codes. literally the whole point of URL shorteners is to make URLs more human-usable, and we're talking about human use. why wouldn't we use them here?
>>159
It's not, but regardless, also easily fixed by URL shortening. This has even already been done by some URL shorteners. My own employer, for example, has an URL shortener that shortens everything 'employer.com/123456789' (some number). Easily read by OCR.
>>168 Idk, a standardised small box that's like “point your phone here to get more information” seems more useful than another line of text in beside all the other text. And most url shorteners make the url a string of numbers/letters, which is less human-usable?
>>170 if you have a phone, they're both exactly the same level of human-usable. point your phone camera at the URL or QR code, it scans and takes to you the URL. If you don't have a phone, a QR code is completely useless, but an URL is not. there's literally no drawback.
>>166
I'll be honest here, I didn't actually bother looking for it. Someone on IRC asked me to find it for him so I went to ask here straight away.
I just realized how human the language used for ant colonies. "Workers" "Soldiers" "The Queen". It seems so obvious to me now but it took me far too long to see the projection of human society onto ant colonies when a lot of insect terms are not like that.
myrmidon
gamergate
pissant
Eat less meat
> It's not
When a URL can be recognized across the same dark room with an 00s cameraphone that a QR code can, I'll start reaching for whatever shit you're smoking.
make me faggot, i'll break you in half over my knee and eat you too
why are non-carbonated things harder to drink out of a can
I went outside today. I did not like it.
Imageboards are great, they are an incredibly reliable source of rage, annoyance and feel of rejection. Who needs books with those.
Your post must be quality and only quality. Not quality thoughts are now illegal. You are a very convenient slave boy, got it?
I will sabotage everything I will ever be a part of. I will always join only the loosing side. Until I have no sides to join.
>>171
I presume that the biggest use case for QRs is not to scan stuff on your phone, but for dedicated low power embedded devices to read stuff as fast and with as little ambiguity as possible for logistics, fulfillments, supply chain management, etc. Scanning URLs from physical mediums is just a nice extra and something not a lot of people do at any rate.
>>185 it clearly makes sense in industrial applications i just think it's awful that every laundry machine, restaurant, and vaccination site (the three actual examples in my life, affecting literally everyone i know) has adopted them since covid started. so if you count 'number of qr codes scanned', the number one user is probably amazon, federal express, or toyota, sure, and there's no problem with that. but if it's 'number of people using qr codes' then probably the #1 user is restaurants or some other public-facing application now.
>00s cameraphone, across a dark room
i honestly just don't believe you. even flight-boarding smartphone apps for use with the dedicated scanners at airline check-in gates blast the backlight on your phone because light is an issue.
i cant sleep
help
シコって寝ろ
I apologise for starting apparently-very-serious QR code discourse, I was just interested in weird 90s software
Broadcom chips are made by the devil himself
>>190 What's wrong with them?
if i had been a cute girl i'd have almost exactly enough ネタ for a 13 episode seasonal anime about the time i worked third shift at a convenience store for like 6 months and the weird shit that happened and things i did to deal with boredom that probably looked funny on the camera
Windows 95 does not work in VirtualBox.
Try DosBox
>>189 oh dude im sorry for being so autistic about it i know i have a brain disease
>>189 i thought the discussion was polite and fun
it wasnt that long ago that i still had another late-20s burnout friend to wander around my shitty suburb at 3 am smoking weed and talking about touhou with but im starting to question if any of it was actually real at all, maybe i'm in a psych ward and imagined the whole thing or maybe i'm in a hospital bed dying of a heart attack and this entire life is a DMT-induced hallucination
genshin surprisingly playable with my 4th grade leading revel japanese, i dont always know what an item is called but i usually know what to do with it and where to use it
its like being 8 years old playing pokemon sapphire again
me 10 minutes ago: surely tangut can't be that bad
me now: lmao the way midwestern white grandmas think hanzi works is the way this actually works
how do midwestern white grandmas think hanzi works?
everyone is AFX this, OPN that, Sewerslvt here, VSnares there
for me it's Gigi D'Agostino
Yo yo yo, new Android patches just dropped, where my glowniggas at
Discussion that lasts less than 50 posts can be barely called a discussion.
Posting from MacOS Monterey - these get uglier and uglier
>>207
I checked out Big Sur and the eject button wasn't even properly aligned, I dunno if it's worth migrating from clover to opencore to update my Mojave install.
>>210
XFCE is still fine
"If you want a vision of the future computer, imagine a phone that's a rectangle and nearly every program you can use on it is not-disapproved by a Silicon Valley company." -Albert Einstein
Imagine meeting THE girls from Girls' Last Tour and you get yuu pregnant because she likes you and chii-chan has to listen to you have sex over n over but then yuu doesn't want her left out so then you have two wives and you find a nice cozy part of the city to populate and start a community in with your two wives yuu and chii-chan... wouldn't that be rad
living the dream
>>213
It would be (kettenk)rad!
Wouldn't it be weird if sexual reproduction was reversed? Imagine a penis going in and out of a vagina until the woman orgasms and shoots her sperm into the mans penis and he gets pregnant?
>>217
From conception or birth? It must be hard giving birth out of a penis.
>>216
only 1% of sperm would get to the destination, unless penis had a sucking in function somehow. This sucking organ would've been 5 times bigger than male balls, and would've been unactive for the most of human's lifetime, just taking space. Just terribly unefficient all around. You would need a way to clean it of sucked in dust or something like that, this means extra excretions. Plus sperm needs a temperature a bit lower than the rest of the body, this means this female would still need balls and would still need the channel to deliver sperm from balls into the sucking penis. If you go that far, might as well just deliver all the way into the female's body. It is probably possible to have semen production without balls, but resulting semen probably wouldn't be able to move as freely or something, human body probably has its temperature for a reason, to kill as much of alien organisms that try to get inside as possible.
The pissu kids are ruining a yet another hideout. Unfortunate.
think hurts, please stop the think, I don't want to think anymore, please stop this, please, somebody
game over teenbro
What's that song that goes something like MAWARU MAWARU, MERRY MERRY GO ROUND!! ?
It's a powerful uptempo dance song and I think it might be touhou-related
Being a cop is like, you never worry about having a corkscrew
Has anyone heard of a C87 album called HOT COKO with a track by ココ on it?
> only 1% of sperm would get to the destination
damn, your right, it could never work, a mans penis only shoots out one sperm at a time maybe 2 sometimes and thats how you get twins
I knew bunnies were hypersexual but I didn't know they could hump so fast.
Ever tried to pee backwards? Getting something outside through a tiny canal is much easier than getting something back in. This is why month is much bigger than asshole.
Male sperm and female sperm have to meet each other inside, this is why you need to flood it like that.. I wonder why there is usually only one female sperm at the time. Maybe specifically to avoid the twin situation?
gonna change my name to shakespeare and write a book called hamlet but it'll be about a small pig
>>220
Verm owns you
I don't know who needs to hear this but
2BUCKHOMEWORLD
I tried visiting pissu once but everyone there types like a teenage girl and I don't much care for it.
You have to wonder how hyper productive artists like @hyxpk and @kamindani operate. I would guess it's the Bob Ross effect.
>>232
Teengirls vs Teenbro mafia
one thing i like about this place is that despite periodic scares that tumblr people / twitter people / 4chan people / people from that russian guy's sites / people from some new site are gonna invade, it never happens because to post on a text board consistently you have to have a basic level of literacy that simply isn't present on 99% of the internet
Michiganders and Michigeese
Naomi Osaka vs WingsofRedemption
>>233 Generally speaking, really fast artists like that are making compromises that they've practiced a lot and aren't ultimately a detriment to what they do. For example, using rendering techniques that don't take long, knowing how to vary up a sameface, being really good at <body part A> so that nobody knows nor cares that you're not "the really good <body part B> guy", that sorta thing.
(That is not to say it isn't impressive. It's very impressive.)
Naomi Osaka Penis
fuck u for locking me out ebay
GOONGA GINGA GOONGA GING GANG GOONGING GOONGA
t. corea
Shota National Party
RIP Galko, I don't see how your author gets outta this one
Bear Grylls deepfake vtuber
21 12 21
the nightmare before christmas was a weak movie
Tim Burton is a hack fraud
beverly hills cop + ninja + 90210 is a very confusing franchise Kappa
They see me rofflin'. They hatin'
She became negroidal
I mostly use DQN as part of my lunch break at work (and then pop on later to see if there's been any replies). I'm off for the holidays, so see you in the new year, dokyuns!
I never managed to pirate multimedia fusion as a kid because I got a lot of hits for porn with two dudes in it.
Hong Kong
>japanese webfont
a horrifying idea, it's not a pathetic latin alphabet with like 80 characters, those are heavy.
mona is hipster shit.
I used to think the "waifus blacked" thing was a joke based off the old VRChat meme event and "built for bbc"-type shitposting but some of the editing is so extensive I'm starting to think its an actual fetish and I dont know if that makes it funnier or just sad
I'd say it is 3% fetish and 97% fetish for pissing people off.
and 100% mental illness
Hiding of ID when you sage feels weird, why it works like that. It's kind of inconvenient for everyone.
Every imageboard or textboard I know of suck each in a different way. This here is one of the better places.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
私は黒人が「イケメン」よりも置くのが少ないと思います
try again but in your native language
pizdarique
your thoughts suck, think harder
wait, no, it's a trap, don't think
orange violet succubus
anarchy in the /dqn/
Je trouve les Noirs moins rebutants que les "ikemen" japonais aux cheveux blonds et à la peau bronzée. Ceux-là m'intimident vraiment et je ne sais pas pourquoi
dqn DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Imagine being a mindreader in a foreign country. I assume real mindreaders are capable of hijacking deeper levels than just internal monologue, and those are language independent. In "made in abyss" there are mindreading monsters, incredibly dangerous shits. Imagine deep mindreading used before hiring somebody, or on politicians. Imagine opening somebody's skull physically as a prerequisite to getting to some positions.
I should've killed myself 10 years ago. I need to do something instead of just wasting time.
絶対に来迎されない人生を活きてしまった
go'on cave
jelqing to wu dynasty kanji readings
vc: kan
George Floyd (ghost form) is going to haunt me one of these days
I like how the word cocaine sounds. Almost like cock, but better. Should be kokein and kok though.
>>257
Post examples of "Some S_JIS art takes the difference between the types of brackets into account (and was probably made by Mona users)".
imboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimbored
If I replaced my eyeballs with iPhone cameras, the image quality that I see would be worse. Though it would be worse than my normal eyes while using glasses or contact lenses, it would still be something. I would be able to see, but I guess I would have to charge my battery for my eyes maybe multiple times per day. Also, I don't know if the science to convert a digital image signal to a brain image signal has been done yet.
simp and trad
lean mean teen machine
if you tattoo yourself a bunch with formulas for integrals in your hands because they look kinda cool, do you get banned forever from taking calculus exams? do they ask you to put on gloves
>airport security guy found the cum tissue
you have my deepest sympathies.... SIMP ON THESE NUTS AH AH AH
I will spank my child if they ever nickname their fire Pokémon a variant of "flambé"
bitch better scream jumanji so i know she done playin games
i wanna cum in the genshin dog boy and suck on his tummy so fucking bad dude
homestuck is americana
I keep setting realistic goals that I don't accomplish, because way deep down maybe I just don't want to, but my realistic alternative of being a useless piece of shit playing video games all day also doesn't hold that much appeal way deep down either.
same
Dilip Kumar
Merry Christmas and shit, you fucks.
Christmas is three months away, idort.
it's always christmas in christmas town
Noggers!
I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. Okay? What I was asking in that scene is "What if Gregor Samsa turned into a disgusting insect? Could he literally get out of bed?" And no one's asked that before.
So a "powertrain" is not a train.
Merry Christmas everyone.
I hope all the DQNs that are still here, and the ones no longer on here, are doing well.
In the future when we live in massive apartment cubes, I'm going to get apt. no. 2017. Then go on old music video comment sections on YouTube and find people asking "Who's listening to this in 2017?". And I'll reply “Me! Me! I am!”
I miss the KONY 2012 hysteria
2012 was 10 minutes ago...
You should kill yourself NOW!
2012 is 19 years in the future!
Bowling for Columbine?! More like Clopping for Indochina!
Alright, Boxing Day is over. Time to wait for the new year and Comiket FOMO
Martin Shkreli has a posse
americans be like
i pledge allegiance to the fag
and the republic for which it stans
I only pledge allegiance to the SAOVQ
>probably this wiki's only confirmed reader
???
did they fuck?
Good night sweet prince...
yabai, maji yabai yo
>>318
I am rather offended by this; I read his wiki a good number of times before and discussed some articles with him and I am most certainly not ssz! Where is my mention? There are two confirmed readers!
No, he fucked me.
They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a gigantic pain in the ass!
I do remember eating a huge dick, however.
You are what penetrates you roughly for about three hours
listening to islam religious youtube videos for relaxation
grill grill grill!!!!!!
Put George Floyd on the $1 bill
Yowe me faav Floyds
like 80% of the news links in the old various saitama threads are dead of link rot...
It would actually be more appropriate to put George Floyd on the $20 bill
It has been a really long time since I have been on text boards, and I am trying to remember the links to all of the ones I visited.
Megaman Sex. (16)
>>335
This feels like a joke post mocking a certain poster
Remember that image of a black guy shooting a white kid, saying "nobody will talk or remember you".
Remember that white girl raped by 4 niggers, and they poured bleach after that to get rid of the evidence, and some people complained it didn't get enough media coverage?
Remember that terract in Russia, Nord Ost, where 170 people died and even more were held hostage for several days? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis
You probably think your shit is amusing or entertaining, but you just look like a retard.
>>340
Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.
>>339 it replaces glycine in protein synthesis and causes them to misfold or lose function entirely, who knows what all kind of long term effects this could have but prion diseases work basically the same way, for example. and it's everywhere, the food, runoff into the water supply, you could eat nothing but meat and still end up with it in your system because the oats and soybeans fed to the cattle were sprayed with it during harvest. america is the great satan for introducing this shit to the world and forcing it everywhere.
american freaks are the reason i can't walk into a restaurant and just order tea without getting a cup full of brown corn syrup water. you weird mulattoes are the ones who should have to specify that you want tea flavored diabetes syrup, not normal people who just want fucking tea, fuck america deserves 90000000 9/11s for this alone
I want to anal vore every pig disgusting american on this god forsaken planet.
>>345
Excuse me but you are reaching some ODD CONCLUSIONS from that man's posts, are you sure that you don't have an AGENDA of some sort?
>>342
Could you link any papers showing that it replaces glycine in protein synthesis? If it did, I'd expect we'd have seen far worse side-effects by now than "toxic in immense quantities" and "incredibly slight chance that it might maybe cause cancer."
>>347
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/305318376_Glyphosate_pathways_to_modern_diseases_V_Amino_acid_analogue_of_glycine_in_diverse_proteins
https://www.westonaprice.org/health-topics/environmental-toxins/glyphosate-in-collagen/
it takes some digging because google will bury results for searches of eg "glyphosphate + glycine" or fill the first few pages with ONLY articles saying that it's absolutely harmless and you'll be fine even if you just drink a bottle of it.
all of these are well cited and you may follow their chains of reference at your leisure, because some actually do just start by assuming the premise that substitution DOES occur.
Is this the song and dance where the schizos want to go back to medieval times
>I'd expect we'd have seen far worse side-effects by now
80% of americans are obese or overweight, rates of autism have increased from 1:10,000 in 1970 to 1:50 in 2020, we've seen a meteoric rise in chronic diseases and metabolic and inflammatory diseases of all kinds in the past decades. I've seen a compelling theory (but it is just a theory) that one driver of celiac isn't gluten itself but gluten that's been mistakenly folded with glyphosphate instead of glycine by the wheat plant.
What I don't understand is the mockery, people act like a supposed wonder-chemical has never before been proven after its introduction and widespread use to have harmful health effects. I'm sure the first guy who said that asbestos or CFCs were bad got called a schizo too.
There is a timeline where YIIK already has a well received reboot after the astonishing disaster released in 2019. It has some alright stuff at the surface level, pretty much every part of the game has room for improvement, and many of the "yikes" elements aren't any more tasteless than what's in all the media all the time.
This, unfortunately, is not that timeline.
>glyphosphate
u mena glyphosate?
>>353
Referencing the death of Elisa Lam was just weird moreso than tasteless
>>355
More recent offendatrons got offended when the game came out, but it was quite the Tumblr obsession when it happened, which is probably a part of why the creator was absolutely blind to whether it was acceptable to reference in that way (I think what tabloids and "based on true story" stuff does is tasteless, but allowable).
I swear I came across a subscription-required news site for content creators a couple months back that seemed a little ahead of the curve and would've been perfect for making some market moves right before numerous clout-chasers started talking about those things for a bit, but now I can't for the life of me remember what it was called (the name was really fucking generic, I think) and might not recognize it if I see it again. Must have been a fever dream....
Heh, he doesn't bookmark everything ever.
Heh, as if bookmarking actually helps finding something twice.
I think I got it. My brain probably conflated "Trend" with "Trends", which is furthermore related to with "The Hustle", which "Trend" lists in its "as seen on". And looking at these pages, none of them are quite the thing I was thinking. A patchwork of a memory.
>>356 It will be very interesting to find out that some change in human lifestyle in the past few decades caused a surge in autism rates or something like that, but I think that quoted figure is more due to higher awareness and diagnoses of autism now compared to 1970?
You ever think if any of the renaissance masters or great composers of centuries ago were alive today they've be diagnosed with autism?
Quick, I need a good ココ song (not 嫁 404 Not Found or 砕月) to complete the lineup.
>>362
Dante Alighieri comes across as an autistic fanfic writer in the divine comedy, with his favorite poets reacting to his literal self-insert the way they did and his obsession with Florentine politics when he was in hell.
More contemporarily, Muhammad Ali Jinnah was so obsessed with Pakistan that it literally killed him due to his neglect of health
ah, what a nice new year's eve...
Party people in the place are you ready to express
Ready to move to the vibe pickup your chest
This raver baby sound kickin' twenny twenny two
Checkin' out the sounds of DQN and all the crew
You got the man he's with the mittens
And Mr. Squeeks right by the side
Original Daddy Cool justa workin' up the vibe
My brethren VIPper Quality right there by my side
With the gikos with the uprise
Mr. Morrow rudeboy ride
Sounds of raver baby
Kickin twenny twenny two
And this ones going to all my international crew
We love the way you dance
We love the way you post
We love the way you share your thoughts, kopipe content too
Cause this is how we do it on a weekend vibe
You got DQN sound, you got DQN tribe
It's time to
Follow the leada, move with the leada, follow the leada
Here we go
Follow the leada, move with the leada
DQN baby, runnin this show
https://gikopoipoi.net/ get in here!
We're in the classroom, but 2kike has seemingly disappeared and now it's been taken over by some vtuber maniac...
Martial blunt
imagine being named "gaylord"
The most COMFY time of the year is FINALLY HERE!
The denpa button selection has been updated (thanks to >>365-san for his recommendations). I hope you will enjoy the new songs.
Happy 1993, everyone!
Espeon...
Help, something is stuck in my eye
mittens released.
gunt
dqnny
Some people are heroes for sacrificing their dreams. Others are heroes for following their dreams when maybe they shouldn't have.
As for me, I've given up on being an hero.
even though i am often speaking the anti-korean sentiment, i stilluse daily the smartphone manufactured in south korea (-_-)
>天神地祇
shinjitai is SHIT, why didn't they simplify by radical instead of by individual characters
i want to believe
>>385
original idea: we can get rid of kanji eventually, only the ones that are required for usage require simplification
immediately after: wait fuck why do we keep adding new kanji to usage
korea: ヽ<丶 ﾟД・>ノ dOiNg It AnYwAy
now, more than ever, all the fremen must be together
band idea
>>389 Me on drums, me on guitar and me on vocals, and the one that likes miko on bass (me)
fuck cabinets, cabinets fuckin suck and i hate them
>>391
so brave and powerful, easily the most important post DQN has ever seen
Trannies are the gender equivalent of blackface.
PROVE ME WRONG YOU CAN'T DO IT
>>394
That sounds like something a non-ironic TERF would say
>>393
thank u i worked hard on my thoughts and kept good mental hygiene
Why do people say human instead of person now?
i want to eat egg curry
>>397 It's called a synonym... sometimes a concept can have several different words that mean the same thing, but can have slightly different connotations depending on the context... and it turns out these contexts can be different for different people, so sometimes people read into things that aren't there, or even miss the point entirely...
>>397 lizard men wearing human skin. Alternatively furries, or ferengi cosplay, but mostly furries.
>>400-401 are herders.
I don't know what a nerf herder is and at this point I'm afraid to ask.
speed racer forced feminization
>>403 a Star Wars thing
Gotta be honest, when you're just chilling by yourself and you fart, it just feels great!
forced fermentation
>>389 the dqn who loves toromi will continue their solo act
>>403
An insult Leia throws at Han once while still in tsun mode.
"kirisame marisa" and "elon musk" having the same gematria value
Sorry anglos and american hipsters, but the opinion of hundreds of doujin composers holds more value. Sting is God.
shooting ropes to submissive dogboys
where are all these weird people coming from on gikopoi lol
joker dancing on the hakugyokuro stairs
> hate facts are when haters are right
I still don't own an ahegao hoodie.
Horny for death.
true crime tv aint too bad a way to spend a rona or flu infection
master control program calling its EOLs vs shitposter saying bottom text
小さな小さな賢将
ナーズリンはカピバラだったら大きな大きな賢将が主題歌
cute curls
Correlation does not equal causation. Is it cope?
yes, it was always a thought-terminating stock phrase used mainly by redditbrains. ooouuuoooh 80% of hollywood executives might be jews but correlation doesnt equal causation!
I like Blonde ale
SHUT IT DOWN
Youtubers are net negative on society
Correlation does not imply castration
shit, I missed sex with kids.
How long until some psycho writes an article like "The Last Time I Saw My Grandparents Was When I Infected Them With The Covid That Killed Them And I Am Not Ashamed."
still waiting for a take along the lines of "instead of the 1st world hoarding vaccines, we should give them to africa for the sake of properly testing them first"
>>434
there's probably some article somewhere that does this but frames the grandparents as anti-vaxxers
Yeah, yon' even know me! Yeah yeah ah! Yon' even knoooooooow me!
Oh the cunny you’ll blow
>>426,427correlation does not equal causation'' bothers me because correlation does not imply causation'' is a stronger statement and usually is what such a person meant anyway
i dont think its cope to bring it up when discussing an event that a cognitive bias might make human perception of an event inaccurate but maybe you're seeing something i'm not
i commonly discard arguments on the basis of selection bias but ``correlation =\> causation'' is occasionally useful too
>>432,441
Causation is nothing but repeated correlation, coupled with the mind's tendency to infer general truths from particular instances. When many uniform instances appear and the same event is always followed by a distinct previous event, our mind comes to expect the later event to occur after observing the previous. This feeling of connection between two events, conditioned through repeated correlation, is what we call causation.
EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS I'm Glenn Quagmire. EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS
zalsa
Maybe we keep rehashing decade callbacks because of the pervasive "post-ironic" hypercritical self-aware popular consciousness making organic culture harder to appear
Wait a second here, I'm too young to be old! Here's a lesson for you kids; eat your vegetables, or else your teeth fall out. Malnutrition isn't just for third world countries.
2002 Sheldon saying Baxanga
In 2000 the Washington Post had a writer who thought the 90s were so culturally devoid that we'd look back at it with blank stares, but tbf he/she doesn't experience time, and therefore the 10s, the way we Elitists do.
Preggo today, Ragu tomorrow.
broke: getting voice typecast as God in mainstream productions
woke: getting voice typecast as a super sexy Antichrist in weird straight-to-DVD movies only sold in Christian bookstores
Every single imageboard person starts his twenties as Gosling from Drive and ends them as Gord from Freddy Got Fingered.
simulation theory is just theism for redditorrs
roko's basilisk is just pascal's wager for redditors
why are redditors so good at smugly reinventing 2,000 year old theological arguments except they replace god with a computer
the problem of evil is retarded and was solved by plato like 3000 years ago but redditors still quote it
reddit burned our crops, salted our fields, and put this shit in my pants
thanks for reading
These days I probably resent twitter more than reddit
>>461
What's so different between the two?
>>462
One of them I can enjoy laughing at, the other makes my ass burn with rage.
>>456
i would like this post specifically to be preserved for 1-2 milennia
ideally without context too
To be honest, there are many things that make my ass burn with rage.
I feel like if we were starting tabula rasa, it actually wouldn't be that hard to find a political system that works, that everyone engages in and is reasonably happy with, and that actively makes the world a better place. But our current world is so far out of balance, with so many people traumatised and broken and alienated, and so many absurdly huge and arbitrary imbalances of power, that trying to implement such a system successfully, or even just trying to move towards something like it, is almost impossible.
Typical consumeddit post but it's about pussy, comparing the various statistics of pussies, arguing about preference, dismissing some types of pussy as "beginner's first", exhibiting barely-concealed classism about 'tangerino
edgy flaming skull guy on a motorcycle
ye i like tiny gook pussy cuz i got a tiny dick, problem NIGGER?
I feel like judging sites as huge as Reddit and Twitter is a bit unfair honestly, they are so huge and varied in their content and userbase that you can't just generalize the whole platform, other than they skew a bit younger, maybe?
The bigger issue with them is that they homogenize and encourage corporate monopolies on social interaction online
it isn't, they aren't, you can
My dad said anders breivik looked like a Harry Potter character holy shit
feelio when you think you're pulling an epic zersetzung but are getting epically zersetzung'd yourself
why's arthas' horse named invincible when you can see it
You know why they call it an xbox 360?
Sure is newfag around here recently, greetings new friends
Anal Thunderfury
as a value investor in memes, i'm going long on xtranormal
it's about as lazy as image macros, but with audio and video for more impact
I should've studied sociology or musicology or whatever so I could argue that the east-west cultural mixture that has been very present as of the last two decades in pop music has been largely mediated and influenced by rhythm games, that rhythm games are worth analyzing as cultural artifacts and that online rhythm game enthusiast communities have formed what most people would consider to be a music scene with its own peculiarities and possibly even unique semiotic systems. I would like that thesis to be taken seriously and not just me elevating a teen hobby with pretentious buzzwords I can't fully grasp.
>>470
the corporate control is the main problem to me too. i've always thought the quality of twitter/tumblr/youtube/discord is more variable than reddit/facebook/instagram/AOL (which are almost uniformly low quality) but i regard stigmatization/shaming as a reasonable strategy for encouraging people to get off the corporate parts of the internet. it's probably the most effective strategy too, because i think the criticism rings true and most people know those sites are for lusers
the internet, where i go to see what people who don't think think and people who do think not thinking
Thinking of getting Pokemon Legends Arceus but I'm not impressed by the new designs so far
Well, I like the human designs but the new evolutions/regional formes look like Yokai Watch creatures
uh oh, schizo alert
A Vana'diel minute is four beats of 100bpm, that's kinda clever.
We've got you surrounded! Come drink your corn syrup!
Either some of my neighbors is getting a really good dick, or somebody's washing machine/refrigerator is breaking down.
go on 4chan, most popular thread is a screenshot of a tweet
go on twitter, most popular tweet is a screenshot of a 4chan thread
go on dqn, most engaged with subject is people talking about 4chan and twitter
I havent seen 4chan proper mentioned outside of iaa for a fair bit now.
Social media is far more polemic due to both guilt from users/addicts of it and the hatred of those who dont and the bird site being ubiquitous intensifies this
people freaking out about catcalling
Lies, most engaged subject is "post your thoughts for your ai overlords to analize"
AND MY AXE
Bo's Veranda yaaaaaaaaaay babyyyyy! Bo's Veranda yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
The archive schizo has arrived run for your lives
Bring it on, I ain't afraid of no shizophfhreaniaks
when did everyone start saying schizo online, seems like it happened in the last 500 days or so
back like 5000 days ago i thought everyone was just being dumb calling other people autists online only to find out im on ``the spectrum'' after a couple thousand days of that.
this schizo thing does not bode well
>>498
Ever since deranged posting exploded the past 5 years or so (and doubled during the pandemic)
>>498
Its been used for a fair while but really took off after gangstalking became a meme
am i actually horny or just bored
>>501
jerk off and ask yourself again!
rip stove jobs
rip stove stove
>>499
horseshit, i was pretty online in the trump days, it was not common then. i think it's a pandemic thing
jerkcity is good why didn't I read this like 10 years ago
It was called Bonequest back then
Just a thought, rating something from 0 to 100 means rating something against some unreachable ideal, like there is a fixed perfection somewhere. It probably should be different, it should go from 0 to infinity. I give this work 999430 points.
>>508
The only objective rating metric is iClapped™s over time. Heil Disney!
I'm glad there was no second January 6th insurrection. That was frightening.
is the "I may be stupid" meme supposed to be "I may be stupid [but]" with the continuation omitted or just an affirmation that one is stupid
I sometimes miss /baphomet/
I may be a stupid butt!
Why do british people with autism have much more exaggerated accents?
Jerome Powell: "Your motherfucking easy money bubble will end in 60 days." freezes while brandishing comically large mallet
>>516
I think cuz they talk slower and tend to exaggerate speech in general.
Once upon a time this guy really sucked ass at "Minecraft":
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ALgNAVuH4
i miss alt-chans
I miss pre-discord pre-twitter pre-centralization into generals imageboards.
same
vc: vase
agitprop trading firm
>>520
Minecraft having saturated colors (AND NO DEEPSLATE) made it feel more fun
alt history russian president gagarin
Speedrunners High: The adrenaline rush that results from cutting your cock off
gangstalking was unironically a tactic used by secret police of the DDR and it was basically a form of gaslighting used to discredit people precisely because of how schizo anyone trying to talk about it sounds. stasi would break into your home while you were at work or whatever and subtly rearrange furniture, turn on lightswitches that you knew you left on, etc.
Shitting Turveydale
Interesting, just like a lot of anti-Chinese propaganda another anon noted recently, I've been feeling like I stumble on Stasi and their evildoing wherever I look. How it picked up schemes devised by Nazi secret police and such.
Not to imply anything, but most of Goebbels's specialists found their employment after the war in the West.
Also, this: >>523
[s4s] hit me with nostalgia for this reason a few years ago, but I haven't been there in a long while. Just don't tell anyone about that board so they don't ruin it...
I miss 4-ch.net
Discord and tumblr cliques have been deep in [s4s] for a long time, like since the board was created.
And you guys see a semi-political meme and are like: this must be a CIAnigger conspiracy psyop gangstalking campaign
The Tiktok Stasi
enron online wasn't a very fun mmo, 0/10
>this must be a CIAnigger conspiracy psyop gangstalking campaign
youd be suprise
Feminist Amazon.com commercials
>圀
i kinda like that one actually i wish it caught on
>>533
To mention that one side is guilty of something of course doesn't mean to imply that another side is innocent of it, my dear (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）)
I'd even go so far as to say I find it highly likely that at some point between then and now, almost every western government figured out that zersetzung is a much more effective tool for suppressing dissent than the old fashioned methods of labor camps & sham trials.
============EVERYONE ABOVE THIS LINE HAS BEEN GANGSTALKED=======================
got me some umeshu today gonna have a good time
Utopia (C4)'s conspiracy boardroom: Ominous wood paneling by Hieronymus Bosch, not murder-free
Utopia (Amazon)'s conspiracy boardroom: Mr. Bezos generously supplied us a low level conference room, did someone spill soda in here?
I've seen a man, who was trying to innocently stream GTA RP and become big on the interweb, get gangstalked and forced to play retro games for their amusement.
Anybody looking forward to Elden Ring?
The Fulani herdsmen have been gangstalking me. I fear for my life. Right this moment, their cattle is staring at me through my window.
Foolish shepherds take our culture is why we need a trend #biafra #ipob #freekanu #harasbuharioutof
dümping in dümping in dümping in heaven
>>547
i dont know what that is so, no
but it reminded me that i wish tolkien had written more novels, i tried the silmarillion but it just aint the same
Looking at photos of the 1921 Russian famine is oddly extremely unpleasant, I mean like obviously looking at death is gonna be unpleasant and I'm stating the obvious but there's something about famines in particular that gets under my skin even for someone who is desensitized to a lot of this stuff. Maybe its the cannibalism that often accompies it that revolts me, or perhaps its the non-violent, yet pitiable and ghoulish state they leave this world in. Or I could simply be disturbed because I'm not used to these type of images. It gives me the same intense despair of "true love is dead" when unexpected affairs happen, which is way less bad but still.
The more I think about it, this could be simply be human instincts I am feeling, naturally disliking pestilence. Regardless, I am a bit happy that I can feel human empathy over death and disaster after years of 24-hour news and excessive shock content consumption
Pissed in the kitchen sink
The new Terasu MC doujin feels more like an art piece on hating your stepdad rather than a NTR doujin
i'm an alabama heron and i want to pick fish
hell with every single kitchen dish
Whoops~
Droppin mud in the toilet!
I wish I was gay sometimes
>>555
do you spend most of your time protecting your kestrel?
About 2,500 days ago I was sitting at my desk on a cold winter night, drinking a pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea and browsing dqn. Tonight I'm sitting at my desk on a cold winter night, drinking a pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea and browsing dqn. I hope you all are well.
Has anyone else noticed that women think vulgarity is cool in the last 5 years or so
>>560
I would like some pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea right about now. Instead I am drinking a delightfully earthy Sumatran coffee
BRIDGE TIME IS TIME AND IN THE LIMIT THE LIMIT IT POSSESSES AND IT ARRIVES
Jissom
People want to be excited constantly and have instant access to a kind of hollow excitement immediately, so are more unimaginative than ever. 0-effort escapism has lead to a death in creative escapism.
>>562 Nah, you just haven't interacted with girls much over the last century
After playing VtMB I found out one of the licensed pieces, an industrial rock piece in the Anarch bar, is called "Lecher Bitch" by "Genitorturers", and you can probably guess exactly what their stage act is like.
>>567
To be fair, I havent interacted much with anybody over the last century
Reminder disney owns Family Guy
the us should mint $20 $50 and $100 coins out of a few grams of palladium surrounded by an iron slug and simply roll with the hyperinflation and redenominate like the yen did
that's the only way to save the petrodollar i think
>>571
That's not a bad idea actually.
You could also say that the Taliban offensive was allowed to happen so the govt has a reason to go back into the Middle East and maybe Pakistan?
Jissom
Jissom = Joseon???
Jissom = Jomon
EBOLA = OBAMA
Comedy's dead, this makes me sad
I feel like all the posts are running together
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i still recall the halcyon day of bazinga
nostalgic for 2014, how did it come to this?
============EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE HAS BEEN GANGSTALKED=======================
Sometimes I rip a bong then go for a walk around town, and when I notice that people are secretly taking photos of me on their phones and reporting on my location, I play along and have fun with it. It feels a bit like that "White Bear" Black Mirror episode
One time the police kept slowing down as they drove past me walking, and I thought "hoho, I'm a fugitive, they're trying to spook me" but then a police van with blue flashing lights drove up onto the pavement beside me and stopped me to search me. Turns out I looked a bit like a guy who had been spotted carrying a big knife, but I said "That's just my COCK!"
Bjork stalker was Nikocado Avocado's dad
Mos Espa more like Mos Vespa am i rite
Actually capitalism is human nature and Marx refused to bathe so fuck that idiot.
I didnt know Marx refused to bathe but looking at his hair and beard it should be obvious
He refused to bathe or get a job. That bum had fucking open sores all over and just sponged off his friends.
No wonder he invented communism. He wanted everyone but himself to cover his expenses.
Wait a second.... is this an OP?
/cfg/ - Crazy Frog General
a dictatorship where the censorship method is when a journalist practices bad math or statistics they become a political prisoner for life
a dictatorship where Stuttering John is the god-king
a dictatorship where the only way to gain citizenship is to be able to either strict press 70kg or 1cc touhou 11 on normal+
a dictatorship where the gestapo force you to eat your expired food
I want to put my dick between two little girl's asses, and make them do double buttjob. Is this too much to ask?
>>600
God is a cruel asshole, if He were benevolent, each would be supplied with two or three little girl servants that would display pure affection and support unconditionally.
Is it offensive if a caucasian dude wears a niqab with a cowboy hat?
I've always wondered why criminals dont just wear a burqa or niqab and take it off after
My dad left his work email open and I had the extreme urge to cc everyone in the Women's Colleague Network flagged email with something like suck my cock bitches
I don't take L's. I am L's.
Max Stirner has the same philosophy as George "Maddox" Ouzounian
Western artists get really offended if you dont like their fetish I've noticed
genres are gay
>>611
P. Orridge iirc said something along the lines of "when things are classified into genres is when they die"
one year on the carnivore diet and now i am king of skeltons
carnivore diet more like CONSTIPATION diet
The Ñ word
Seems like ota-ch.com is another zombie imageboard, still viewable but posting blocked
I like it better with glasses, because I like glasses girls, and maids, and nurses.
And lolicon.
And gore.
new SICP just dropped
Whore.
Megaman Zero 3 has internet as the afterlife, but maybe postlife is a bit better word. I wonder how many dead people's accounts are around, and for how long they will stay around.
>>622
It's weird to think that the internet will likely become an option for the afterlife rather soon.
That sounds lame, but the choice between a guaranteed but sucky afterlife and a chance for multiple things to happen (or not) in eternity is tough
>>623
"Grandpa's ghost is on twitter, indistinguishable from the propaganda bots that keep their stock from getting delisted."
breaking the mould by lacing my corpse with anthrax and parading it around town
ButtOut, apply directly to the butthole
All porn is cursed.
You take my hand, you shake my snakes
You make me hate the human race
Ivo Shandor
The East India Company: Quality you can wage wars of rebellion against™
Public toilet paper forts
the current political climate has forced me to download tifa cards from the illusion cards booru
my books arrived with water damage
Electromagnetic waves travel infinitely in space, even some random TV broadcast from the 1960s is still traveling along in the universe waiting to be picked up.
Imagine if we get technology to pick up these signals in the incomprehensibly far future, and those guys get records of life as of now. Fucking imagine if someone doxxed me online or spread lies about me, that information spreads throughout the cosmos infinitely, forever. What if they find the lies and I'll never be able to send truth to them? My entire person will be remembered for the rest of time for something I'm not. Scratch that, even the activity of me normally is archived in waves never to be rubbed away, who knows how many deathly embarrassing facts about me are etched in space. What if, in the future, massive companies or hell just retards wanting to kill time start compiling every bit of information they can find about humanity in older eras? What if its not even just waves, what if they come to predict the movement of every single atom and therefore predict every atom's history, and start developing simulations of how they would organize themselves throughout time, atom-to-atom in exact detail. They would reconstruct every aspect of my fucking life, every time I fapped they could watch from every angle, every fucking movement of my brain they would have full understanding of, more understanding than I could ever hope to. I feel so fucking powerless against this, they will know every detail about my life and my inadequacies and failures, I will be documented in the most comprehensibly complete form to be mocked for the rest of time. Children will browse an exact atom-to-atom recreation of the world I think of as the entirety of existence, my entire life and therefore each of my failings permanently recorded and never to be eroded. Failure that I might not even understand or remember and failure that I wish desperately to be wiped clean will ALL exist forever and ever, documented in totality.
In retrospect every single iteration of /prog/ has been hot shit.
>>635 "Hot shit" amazingly good or "hot shit" really bad?
Did you hear Ukrainian hackers have been messing about with UVB-76 just now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUgzv-8_EMc Dropping in and out playing the B-52s and NoFX apparently
It's playing some mad noises I haven't heard before on it just now
Hot shit as in boiling feces.
Apparently thyme tea exists. It tastes about as odd as you'd expect.
>>634
Even if such a thing were to happen, rest assured you're probably unremarkable enough for people not to care too much. Its like nurses seeing your genitals.
>>640
Kinda like mint tea (same family).
I dunno if it actually helps me breathe easier but it feels like it does.
>>643
I found the taste of thyme tea to be entirely different from mint tea, but that may be because I drink a lot of mint tea and am very used to the taste.
As for breathe easier, yeah, it does feel like it has that effect.
people that far in the future will be busy fighting tyrannids or whatever, not watching some random dude from 400 centuries ago jacking off
what if the particle analyzing god machine confirms reincarnation as scientific reality, then yourself from a future life might look you up and watch you jack off
today's federal reserve announcement is expected to circumvent algorithmic trading based on speech to text for 2 minutes by having jpow walking out with an opened nintendo ds and closing it
Woke up w/ stiffy, what do it mean
I think a future superbeing would find more interesting to watch specimens having sex and not just masturbating
>>649 Your bladder's full
Sex is fun. I wish I was having sex.
I miss the nintendo DS
The DS version of worms isn't half bad. Neither is the Metroid pinball game. Many such cases.
>>649 you're a healthy male with a functioning prostate and a normal testosterone level
your dad knew perfectly well that the xbox isn't a nintendo, he bought the fucking thing. it was just fun to mess with you.
ANKLE MOBILITY
Seeing artists distressed about their fanbox getting posted elsewhere makes me genuinely feel bad for them
>>660
he knew what an xbox was and he also knew that the xbox was a kind of nintendo
saxophone gives me the runs
I'm not willing to pay for videogames or such until I get a source of income. I really want to buy another hdd first.
tape storage rental sounds like a really neat idea.
Youtube video essayists vs those weirdoes on twitter that make "threads" when they should just be blogging
Holding a vendetta towards small online communities is an underrated vessel of mental illness
>>669
specific cases or in general?
>>668 why does "transparent case" mean "hiding wires"?
My PC has a transparent case, because it looks cool. It doesn't change my cable management (which is: cleanly separated & labelled but out of air flow zones).
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Analphabeetus
I wonder how many parents fucked their kids on NY Eve 1999 because they thought it'd be all over at midnight
its weird how these days you don't really save much if any at all money by building your own PC, hell i bought a prebuilt off amazon of all places and went and priced the parts myself and building it would've saved me like, $20, before figuring in shipping costs
There's people still milking the "Karen" thing... huh
>>668
Pretty sure you're supposed to tuck the cables behind the motherboard regardless.
>>675
Yeah there's been a lot of price gouging going on at distribution level, so I figure OEMs who are sourcing directly from manufacturers are getting the better deal here. Prices may go down a bit by the end of the year to capitalize on the desperate people who have waited three years to update their PCs to accomodate for next-gen games, but they will never go back to normal unless some authority steps in. They new bar has been set.
i feel like i don't post my current thoughts much in the current thought thread these days, hi DQN
currently thinking that i'm sad i have to stop browsing the internet for tonight
Thoughts on Quranism?
>>676
Holy shit there are still atheist "skeptic" youtubers like its 2015 too
/img/ sucks again
/img/ has always sucked
/img/ sucks all sorts of dicks but for some reason not mine
The only way to really improve /img/ would be a coordinated push to keep the few good threads on the front page at all times, or excessively hands-on moderation. Not sure if either of those would be too popular...
if good moderation is the one that deletes low effort content, then best moderation is one that removes 90% of people off the face of the planet. Fucking isn't that high effort activity.
I like Popeye but im haunted by those images of bluto
Short history of trans folk innovations in music:
Wendy Carlos - innovated by parodying classical music.
Vektroid - innovated by parodying 80s audiovisual kitsch.
Sophie - innovated by parodying y2k pop kitsch.
100 gecs - innovated by parodying 00s scenecore subcultures.
Sewerslvt - innovated by parodying weeaboo emogoth subcultures.
Parodying a sub is cultural appropiation
wendy carlos seems ``based'' as the kids are still saying
Journos when Christian charities act Christian: :o
neco farc
shacked up in the jungle, killing people (?), doing drugs (???)
neco narc
>>677
I have to confess, my idea of "good cable management" is having thick ribbon cables labelled with sticky notes all over the place and absolutely zero grouping of things and definitely no zip ties.
>>672
You fool, you're supposed to use text art formatting!
Don't see why I should, honestly
I wish I had a cute imouto to shower with affection. Not even anything lewd, just somebody to devote my emotions to.
>>700
I swear I made this exact post here like ten years ago.
For me, it's this: Unattributed verbatim copies of DQN posts from a decade ago.
I could accept nothingness as death, but burning in hell is a serious fear of mine, even though I follow one particular branch of religion, I often beg if there is a different deity (or one at all) for forgiveness in being wrong
>>704
and if reincarnation is what happens, I'll have until the death of the earth to figure it out
DISNEY'S WAR ON GAY KIDS
WHY DOES SOCIETY HATE GAY KIDS?
(this is real)
I found a hard square thing sewn into my new jacket and I thought it was a tracking device, but it was an apple chewit that had fallen through a hole in my inside pocket!
>>686 Nah don't be silly, another easier way to improve it is just by making better posts instead of complaining about other people's posts1
metapost: how do we reduce the amount of metaposts?
meatpost: chorizo is nice
FUCK filet mignon
I sort of wanna visit North Korea even though it seems unremarkable as a destination just to say I've been to a closed country.
A lot of SEA has temples and palaces I'd wanna visit but the unrest common there makes it risky to book ahead
I'd fuck Aung San Suu Kyi
should i take a shower after soaking in a hot spring
First semester went surprisingly well despite some brief moments of panic. I think I should be able to work more steadily this time.
Also helping out other students with math/physics shite is fun! Thanks for reading my blog!
>>521
Arrrgh you're imitating one or more posts that I made. I feel like you are trying to insult me which is fine for now I guess, for I did something stupid today.
I just hope I don't get GANGSTALKED. About a week ago a GANG STALKED me. The system that I used to write the word "gangstalked" said that it is a typo, this is part of the conspiracy to make me think gangstalking is all in my head.
Words from GOD JESUS: navigates batfowl reliances ceroons systoles absents bubaline erythroblast wriggling unbandages shuntings beachcomb monetization polyvalent cyanogeneses hellbroths mustang subchanters stalkier travestying lipoids sheikdoms cottierisms liposuctions amperes peaned ensues appointers mawkin sexualisations carbonadoed elderlinesses loriners olfactronics heles fleckered fluoridates dogmatises combed cholera raiments hoydenishness douts smaaked lavenders axiologists ritournelles presswomen indwellings capriccio equibalanced sanctify kinesipathist rigorism latitudinarianisms rebutton conjurator eglantines coatdress hovering unadventrous sweard biofeedback dichroiscope switchgirl bankets retrace ornamenters
^highlight: stalkier
Let me off the ride. The ride never ends.
vc: unride
P.S. I kinda liked that "websight" link.