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Antonio: Whenever I eat mushrooms, I think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me so I make sure to chew really gently so they'll return the favor to my corpse!
Mirabel: ...Hey, Toñito?
Antonio, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: Yes?
bruce: going out dressed as a bat to fight crime and leave my kids alone would be irresponsible and bad parenting
alfred nodding approvingly
bruce: so i'll take them with me
alfred, sighs deeply: master bruce, don't.

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

I was thinking about the healing crystals thing again, and why aren't there rocks that make your life worse instead of better?

like, if there are crystals that spiritually heal me and improve my relationships, it seems like there should be some that make me sexually frustrated, attract toxic people into my life, increase my anxiety, and scare away my spirit guides. I think that would be both logical and funny.

...Anyway I was on wikipedia and there are lots of minerals and rocks.

Why did I do this

匿名からの質問:

Every time I kiss my little girl on the ‘M’ spot, I say ‘smooch spot!’ because it is, indeed, a smooch spot. And everyday she gives me a little lick on the exact same spot on my forehead. Am I anthropomorzing her when I think she knows what the phrase ‘smooch spot’ means and is giving me one too? I love her, she’s my special girl and thank you guys for running such a great blog

What she's done is associated the command 'smooch spot' with a bonding/grooming behaviour. You've essentially taught your cat to give you kisses on command, and that's adorable. She doesn't know what the words mean, but she's understood the mutual behaviour behind them, and is reciprocating!