You just pissed your dream away!

This is what his half-century in the medical field really means:

His generation of doctors gave us obesity, diabetes, cancer, Alzheimers, auto-immune disorders, and heart disease in the form of their high-statin, low-fat, high-carb, mineral starved diet. They demonized healthy food (salt, saturated fat, red meat) and vitamin and herbal therapies which have a proven and ancient track record in maintaining and improving well-being. At the behest of their demon-possessed pharmaceutical overlords, they invented countless psychological conditions to sell drugs to those who, in spite of their best efforts refused to get sick. They turned pregnancy into a disease that only abortion or an expensive hospital stay (preferably with a c-section) can cure. They passed off garbage non-replicable studies that are not worthy of first-year pre-med students as legitimate research, studies that almost always concluded that the only way to be healthy is to consume and inject a never ending series of toxic (but profitable!) substances into the body. They are utterly without remorse to this day, even in the face of overwhelming evidence which demonstrates their complicity in the death of millions.

When this wicked generation of murderers is dead, I will not dance on their graves, but I will rejoice that their reign of death has ended, and they have finally received that perfect justice which they avoided in life, at the hands of Him who judges righteously.

Those of Joe Biden's public behaviors that align with classic dementia symptoms are escalating. In the past few days, he strongly exhibited two symptoms: A type of belligerence that's a cover-up for confusion and memory loss and a paranoid fear of those in charge of him.
I used to spend a lot of time in the company of doctors. What always fascinated me were the tales they told of dealing with patients with early-stage dementia. The most interesting point they made was that elderly people, so as not to lose face or admit their own fears, are superb at deflecting the questions aimed at assessing their cognitive skills and memory.

My wife is a longtime nurse. High-risk maternity. She says that, since the vaxx, miscarriages have skyrocketed; “off the charts”, she says.

And her union, apparently, is trying to mandate the jab. If they do, she’s going to walk away. The degree to which this shit has been insinuated into the medical and legal communities here is just staggering.

It’s a world gone mad.

"The Japanese are so obsessed with sex. Anyway, let's go take little Timmy down to see the poopdick parade."

every time i watch this video, i feel scared to speak japanese in front of black people. if i unconsciously said nigai, i could be shot dead.

We're sitting in a dark room typing "nigger" on an unknown website, fuck are you talking about?

My soldier. RIP Pops. It's a shame you've been fighting for a country that doesn't give a damn about you or your people. They use to hang us from trees, now they shoot us with our hands up.

This guy killed a woman later that year lmao

MOD TRANSPARENCY nigger69696#6095 has been banned.

No, they're very real–just dead. However, once I've sufficiently honed my necromancy, these dead loli will soon be alive once more.

Submissive? Breedable?? Why don’t you “submit” to the Lord and b-read the New Testament

When I go out, which is never because I bricked up every window and door to keep you disease ridden filthy disgusting people away from me, I wrap my entire body in 11 layers of plastic wrap and 6 layers of aluminum foil. I also have a team to continually spritz me with sanitizer

Yeah but to be fair the average chinese battle causes like 200,000 casualties on each side (10,000 civilians eaten), while the average European battle kills 8 squires and a pet rodent named "Bucky"

Joshua is a really hard book to get through because of the listing of cities and villages and locations, but the good thing is even though you are getting bored of reading the word cities over and over again, Joshua is still giving us new cool names we’ve never seen before. The names of everyone are really unique also. So instead of focusing on the cities , focus on each unique name and how different one is from the next. It makes reading it much easier.

Blacked is extremely lucky they became a meme and thus THE interracial company to norms, because aside from booking the occasional hot act these days it is extremely mediocre, especially compared to the competition. They think their scenes are tasteful but it comes off as 1st year film student shit, filter-tier lighting as well.

This is why Rugby League is a minority sport and will never be top 3 in England or bigger than the AFL in Australia.

Every top football country in Europe just played in front of packed crowds at Wembley at the Euros, Wimbledon went on with mostly full crowds and the British Grand Prix just had 150,000 people at it yet the princesses in this sport can't be bothered to grow the game internationally.

Australia and NZ have become a nanny states terrified to do anything, DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!

Lol. Idiot.

Good luck with your cancel everything strategy, you'll be still doing this in 2022, 2023, 2024.

Vaccine won't stop mass numbers of cases happening.

Who is m♥♥t?

You wake up the sound of an Amazon Audiobook ad blaring at twice the volume of a jet engine. Your ears ringing, you pick up your disposable Amazon Echo and smash it on the ground. You'll have to get another one before you come back home. Getting up and rubbing your eyes, you head over to your wardrobe to don your one-time use clothes. You're glad you got such a good deal on your clothes subscription. You head downstairs and go down into the kitchem. You pay 0.000000000225 Bitcoin to ToastCorp to unlock a one-day use of the toaster. You would get the five-day use, as it's a better deal, but you're on a budget right now. You watch as it pops up cocaine-infused toast with Coca-Cola ads burned into it. You then pay 251,255,619,051,585,151 Doge to pour a glass of Basic Plan Tier 1 Sugar Water, a steal. While you eat breakfast, you look at the Disney Weather Channel. More nuclear fallout from the east, Burger King's CEO is using his recreational nukes again. The temperature outside is 150 fahrenheit. You're glad that humans don't contribute to climate change or that would be even higher. As you're about to finish your luxurious breakfast, you start to hear a voice counting down from 60, and machine turrets deploy from your walls. You're spending too long eating breakfast, and Amazon's analytics has determined that you could use some encouragement. Swiftly jumping up from your seat, you grab your self-defence assault rifle and head out the door. After checking for belligerents, you walk to your Ford Armoured Personnel Transport Vehicle 'Explorer'. You pay a measily 0.0000000000000152 etherium to start the engine, then the autopilot takes over. Luckily this vehicle doesn't have a steering wheel, you know that humans are too dumb to transport themselves. You only get into two car crashes on your journey, your car expertly dodges the self-defence turret fire after you damage their private property. You speed down the Proctor & Gamble 20-lane elevated tollways, 125,251 binance is automatically taken from your wallet. It takes you five hours to get from the suburbs to downtown. You can't believe people actually used to live in cities, what peasants. You finally get to the Amazon Grocery Store, and your car drops you off in the two-mile wide mega-capacity parking lot. You remind yourself that the parking lot has to be that big for black fridays, then you give the car a 0.00000001 Dogecoin tip as you get out. As you walk in the door, alarms begin to blare. Machine gun turrets deploy from the walls as you freeze in place. You realise you forgot to smile as you entered. Employees are required to always smile by contract. Then, the worst happens. Your disposable clothes begin to fall apart at the seams. You forgot to check the best-by date, and they are expiring faster than you expected. Fully naked, you try to run away, but the guns fill your body with thousands of bullets. As you die laying down on the pavement, your wallet is extracted of all of its coin by desperate bystanders. Your final dying breath is "At least I don't have to pay taxes", before everything goes black.

I don't appreciate the nudity. Ugh!

yeah, i don't mind seeing monkeys disciplined for being little shits but i'm not into torture for no reason. guess i'm a bit of a monkey torture snob in that regard lol.

She looks like she is putting makeup over a birth defect, but the more I see her the more I like jerking to her. Its weird

Nepal also has made progress in LGBT rights and gender equality. It recognises marital rape and supports abortion rights; however, owing to a rise in sex-selective abortion, constraints have been introduced.

Of all black people to get impregnated by. Why would you choose jamaican?

Thanks so much. I found you on google. I had my first food saver sealed meal to reheat, so I read your website, and saw that you could in fact boil it. I boiled it for ten minutes or so. When I took the bag out, the bag opened and dumped into the boiling water. Now I have no dinner,.

Thanks so much.

Stephen

You know who else passed legislation demanding the ethical treatment of animals & livestock? Hitler.

2001
"Welcome to the homepage of the greatest webzone EVAR!! Here will be my fanshrine and e-zine dedicated to all things awesome. Expect reviews, soundtracks, blog posts, and articles written by yours truly (and some of my best friends). Shoutout to my high school for FINALLY getting a web development class! Thanks to the unlimited potential for the internet closing all geographic and physical boundaries, this website is an eternal flame that shall burn FOREVER!"

2008
"Sorry I haven't updated in a while....does anyone even still read this anymore? After graduating I haven't had much time for anything besides my internships and interviews. Looking back on this page.....ugh. All I see is garbage web design. At this point it's more of a liability than a portfolio piece. Anyway it's been a year since I last watched an anime, nothing really catches my eye lately, and my fiancee comes first. Soooooo.....I'm probably going to let my webhost expire. If you're an actual employer, look for me on Facebook now"

Rated 5 out of 5
Life Changing
It’s difficult for me to put into words what the Thermapen MK4 means to me and my overall quality of life, that of my family, and that of those that swagger up to the bountiful trough of smoked meats I provide. Comparing this instrument of gloriousness to any cooking or bbq’ing temperature accessory is like comparing the Death Star to a package of Kraft singles that’s passed its expiration date.

Number 1. Why does anyone have Kraft singles? That’s not cheese homie. That’s a guy in a lab coat tinkering with leftover yellow chemicals.
Number 2. This Death Star has no secret hidden design flaws.

I bought a competitive product one time - the most expensive one offered at the time - and you had to hold the sides of it for an “instant” reading. The only problem was their definition of instant was about the length of the movie Rambo First Blood, which I have on loop at my home because I’m an American. Also, I have a unique issue in that I have human hands made of skin and that proved problematic in holding the device over a blazing inferno of lump charcoal for any period of time past 4 seconds into Rambo.

When I first saw this product I thought hey… $100 is a lot of money. I could buy hatchet and a betta fish, or a subscription to the meat of the month club (which prolly exists). To say I was naïve is to say Trump doesn’t tweet enough.

The Thornelious Pentacular 5000, as I like to call it, is as advertised. This thing knows when it’s dark outside. A freaking light comes on so you can see it. How can it do that? Why is it so courteous? How many tiny Harry Potter sorcerers live inside this magical wand?

Sometimes, I forget it’s on - because I talk to people sometimes - and I come back and this thing has turned itself off. What kind of a backroom gangsta deal did this thing make with the battery companies to allow that? Did he trade them a bottle of Pappy for it? Two bottles of Pappy? No, prolly just one, because two would be like 50 grand.

I don’t understand Thornelious’s ways, but I sure do appreciate the results. You want rare, you want medium, you want medium rare - done deal, Thornelious is on it in 2 seconds (if he’s hungover). You want well done? Get outta here, leave now.

Sometimes, I take it to restaurants, partly because I don’t want him to feel left out, but also I like to leave it on the table, just to let the establishment know that I’m there, and I like to party. You think the guys in back don’t know Thornelious is out there? Oh they know… trust me… they know. They know they better not be bringing no 150 degree internal temp out to this hombre. Thornelious will Dikembe that steak into the cheap seats and wave his probe in defiance.

I open. I close. I probe. I make it rain with grilling perfection, thanks to the Thornelious Pentacular 5000, formerly known as the Thermapen MK4. If you don’t buy one, I look forward to your term paper on the benefits of communism and eliminating puppies.

I love how they are like "yea he fucked his mom but your calling her a him despite him doing it for women and therefore everything about him is wrong"

Guys, he raped his mom, but we really shouldn't be a bunch of neo-nazi chuds who are misgendering him.

Just post whatever you find of people complaining about the misgendered moreso than him raping his mom

I would have been ok with this retardery if Chris's violations stopped at fingerbanging. But "SHE" put "HER" dick in "HER" mother.
If you have to say 'yeah the rapist is bad is bad, but', you're a scumbag. There should be no but.

These people are so concerned about misgendering Chris, but where's their concern about the sickly old woman who was being horribly abused by her own child? They're so self absorbed and narcissistic, they can't empathise with any situation which isn't directly related to themselves because, as far as they are concerned, their own feelings are the most important thing in the world. Figures that selfish delusional trannies would throw a shit fit over a rapist getting 'midgendered'.

tfw all trannies are chris chan

>>27 i can smell the IPA-drenched soybeard of the balding skinnyfat tech startup dork who wrote this, im fucking seething, i want to break all their fingers with a brick so that i never have to read anything like this again

>>32
The Star Wars reference + look at it sarcastically.

Male-male copulation has been observed in captive penguins and homosexual behaviour has been observed among bats, in particular, the fruit bat.

>>25

Remember, they're of ALL time. All of it. Not some of it. All the time. There is no time left. You must hurry.

Dirty... filthy... NASTY... too dirty to clean my act up - but as it says in the Bible, "if you ain't dirty, you ain't here to party" (Romans 13:11-14)

i forgive you for what you perceive as something you should be forgiven for, former child. but i still sentence you to try lsd or psilocybin mushrooms within the next few years. or just listen to a a few recordings of alan watts and/or terence mckenna. although i do suggest you do lsd/shrooms first and while on that do the second thing.
this comment is 30% joke 30% me being drunk and 40% a real suggestion

big soft cowtits of grainoid waifu vs plump handfuls of pastoral nomadic huntress

Esta en tutubo subtitulada y en latino

The reporter is firing a .223... I can put the stock on the groin in direct contact with my testicles and the recoil will not affect them at all because there is none.

Now if he said that about shooting a 12ga shotgun with a wooden stock. Maybe, but still. No. He's exaggerating

Guess I'll have to restart, I don't want to save the galaxy I want to bang Garrus.

WAIT do people not know that "tastes like prion disease" aint from 1993? its from a tumblr blog that used to make fake ascii art 2ch posts. its from like 2015 or something.

There was brief concern at my office about a car in the parking lot with a hand-drawn swastika on it, until some Indian coworkers explained

ななひらさん好き過ぎて爆発しそう

These hentai get more absurd every year. What situation would a gyaru get into where she could have unsupervised access to a tapir

Common sense prevails = more dependence on the government and large multinational corporations

>pillage and rape across europe
>favorite concubine succumbs to plague
>cherish her dress and bracelet until death because they remind you of how she used to caress your neck and whisper into your ear

researchers: "this cairn was the resting place of a sissy fairy fruit who..."

I was more afraid of the lining being ripped from my intestines and shot out my ass part. That alone would be enough to keep me indoors.

believing that the earth is flat & space is fake is objectively less insane tan believing that donald trump, barack obama, or bill gates care about you

It actually is a legitimately fun game too with a group of friends too. The only drawback is that my older daughter says sussy baka unironically sometimes now.

SUMMARY/DESCRIPTION
Boy is turned into a girl by his perverted mad scientist sister and then she shows him the joys of womanhood (rape).

Falun Gong's founder, Li Hongzhi, has stated that he believes space aliens walk the Earth, and that modern science and race-mixing are part of their ploy to overtake humanity, and he has reportedly said that he can walk through walls and make himself invisible. Li says that he is a being who has come to help humankind from the destruction it could face as the result of rampant evil. When asked if he was a human being, Li replied "You can think of me as a human being."

is ur name ~"big mommy milkers" in toki pona bc if so, based

>>53 i believe him

God may be real and chose to make His moves both irl and on the net, sending "messengers" to nests of vice like 4channel, etc. Who knows, someone like moot or Hiroyuki could convert and be a new Paul.

>>56 I think of Lil B this way

I'd spend all day informing on others, telling the secret police who didn't do enough, who was slacking, reporting people for the most trivial breaks of the central planning committee's orders

all on my Huawei Mate 40 Pro Zedong Edition that costs more than your entire life

"having no bridge" is antipode to "having bridge", so "destroy bridge" is antipode to "destroy no bridge".
So
Destroying no bridge is the solution of the problem of having no bridges.
If you have no bridge, destroy no bridge and you will not have no bridge ;)

Between 2001 and 2019, we spent over $800 billion on military training and weapons. Imagine if every Afghan citizen under the age of 30 had spent the last 20 years in US government built internet cafes, with all traffic of course heavily monitored by the US military for extremism.

Permanent stability in the region should have been a culture war, not an actual war. We had 20 years to get the Afghan children addicted to internet gaming, Netflix, and McDonalds. Instead we chose to spent that time shooting their parents and bombing their homes into rubble. No wonder the country folded the moment we left. We learned nothing from the cold war.

To be fair, there's big money there - if you go to any website and click "more options" on the "Accept cookies" popup, right there is a list of a few hundred advertising companies who definitely are interested in what us peasants are doing. I agree it's silly that people are worried about vaccines secretly implanting microchips, but when people say "yeah right why do you think you're worth microchipping" I'm like hmmm...

[guy standing in front of a crumbling bridge]: you know i studied bridge building. not sure why im getting so much amateur outside input rn.

It means you suck at praying.

It really doesn’t mean anything else. However, it might also mean that you’re a narcissistic coward who likes to show off how ‘brave’ you are by confronting dangers you don’t believe to exist. But it could also just mean that you’re really, really stupid. Or both of those.

Still, at least this particular nonsense is less harmful to the general peace than if you went around toppling gravestones and daring the deceased to hunt you down and rip out your liver or whatever.

悲しいかな日本人にはロリコンがめっちゃ居る。
日本の血を受け継いでる彼もロリコン。

You can see a vagina once in a cutscene, and if you are lucky enough you may find a female NPC who don't wear underwear. But you won't see a single penis except your own (and only in inventory menu)

Here at Mashed, we're willing to take a controversial stand every now and then, and this is one issue that we won't be silent about.
You might not be a kid any longer, but you can't deny that Juicy Fruit is one of the tastiest gums on the market.

Waking up from a 30 year coma:
I can't wait to taste my Turkish pies made from Posavina's golden wheat!

i'd do anything to have cat girls exist not only loli cat girls my world would be filled with all cat girls and i would cherish this world ... but sadly i cannot create a world of my own for i am a mere human mortal and no such talent such as the creation of worlds lies in my blood

Kim Jong Un is brave as our Taliban but unfortunately he is not a Muslim.

What is this, a webm for gay ants?

the custodian of the civil religion is the subdimensional psycho-gestalt produced by kultural homogenization of the loathsome AWFL, an electrified social fence that zaps your hand for impertinent questions like "do we really need 470000 more afghans?" and "6 dollar coffee? really?"

This might just be me confusing fantasy with what I would actually enjoy IRL, but what if people had the option to pay for a colonoscopy as part of a sexual experience? Sexual arousal is great at reducing pain. Extreme examples like 1man1jar are a perfect example of this. So instead of administering propofol, which doesn't reduce pain but rather stop your capacity to remember it (which may lead to long-term memory problems), why not train professional, legal and free-choice prostitutes (male, female, etc) to conduct these procedures in some sort of dungeon-like room? I know this is taboo and completely against what most doctors want to associate themselves with and the ethics of prostitution can be very complicated. But I honestly believe that, if it is all consensual and ethical, then we could get many more people to get colonoscopies and reduce the risks involved. We could even have a choice of colonoscopes: clinical, tentacle, electric eel, etc.

PSA: If you're over 45, maybe you should consider getting your ass checked out for colon cancer. If you have a family member diagnosed with colon cancer then don't delay, get a colonoscopy today!

The language of your foreskin??!

that's not makeup, that's pikachu

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in.....

I rise! I rise! As I become more erect in East Asia, I rise! You do not understand the POWER of the Small Dong. . . But you will. Expect us.

Geography is basically the study of the Earth and the many patterns and distributions of natural/cultural phenomena that we find on her surface (geologists like underground stuff), like mountain chains or forests or big cities or deserts or marsupials (those weirdo animals with pouches) or Chipotle franchises . . . and I could go on, but, don't worry, I won't. Not yet! And there are all kinds of geography courses, because there are all kinds of professional geographers . . . GIS folks, plant geographers, historical/cultural geographers (that's me), economic geographers, urban geographers, bio-geographers (they study plants and animals . . . or flora and fauna, if you want to get all fancy) and physical geographers (you know, they study earth quakes and volcanoes and mountains, and rivers . . . that kind of business). This particular course is a world regional geography course. Sort of think of it as dividing the world up into neighborhoods and then learning about all the cool people who live there, how they make a living, what languages they speak and what religions they practice, and what their home environments look like. I think you'll like it. I know I do.

If nothing else, it'd be an interesting conversation piece at the pearly gates.

St. Peter: "So Tim, what did you do in life?"

Silly person: "I owned the libs."

St. Peter: "Oh really? How?"

Silly person: "........................."

Bruh she's talking about her families lack of "generational wealth" whilst wearing at least a pound of gold

精神的NTR

これはNTRでは無い

It will never not be funny to me that Aeneas is running back to save his wife, child and father and then just sees Helen and goes, "You know what. Fuck it. Imma kill her instead"

I’m perfectly happy being non-binary using male bathrooms looking as male as possible but I’ll always have male genitalia but I’ll play both male and female female roles for myself but maybe I’ll growl my voice more when doing male things and whisper more when doing frmale things or maybe just random on purpose and I’m perfectly happy being pansexual but I’ll probably always be happiest with women or alone with myself and masturbation is still cheating on myself because I’m both male and female so I’ll be a ternary pronoun instead of non-binary male, ternary, non-binary and polygamy is only illegal if you’ve never agreed to a divorce except once given marriage documents and divorced if my ex-wife think I’ll ever have sex with her again she shouldn’t have gotten a divorce without my consent over medical issues.

I called it pee because it is mostly water (apparently scientists have examined it) - but has some urea in it. When we have sexual congress, it is a fact that the bladder fills with water - we always need a pee after sex don't we ?

WoW is like an old friend from when you were like 12 and lived in a tiny country town for half a year and had to move away that you look up on facebook 10 years later to find out he is a furry with a scat fetish

Edit: Look, I prefer boofing. I’ve done my research and have decided it’s the most effective way to take most of my substances of choice. If you’re uncomfortable with that, you don’t have to interact.

However, there are other people in this world who are boofing their drugs. And some of these people might be working with caustic chemicals. So instead of diluting this thread with “StOp sTiCkInG tHiNgS iN yOuR aSs!” let’s just focus on the question I actually asked.

I work in the US embassy in Brazil and secret agents beamed a picture of Carmen Electra into my mind’s eye. I instantly busted and my terminal was left defenceless. Over $7 billion dollars worth of confidential information was taken. DM me for more info.

He is the Game Dude, he is so rude
he flees the country when he court date is due

I actually kind of respect him for getting the woke gender joke out of the way early so he could have the robot contemplate how there is no god, only nothingness

な な ひ ら の 黒 歴 史

He is very much a responsible member of his society, even when he's out in the forest playing in the mud.

It's the weirdest thing. Any time a Japanese girl takes a selfie, the phone automatically morphs the image in to a picture of food. Eventually you become like those dudes in The Matrix. Pancakes is a fashionista, burger is a sporty girl etc

>people with siblings are not into incest

fuck you, I have a sister, I love and want to fuck her. Everyday is pain because I'm reminded it will never happen

as goofy as this is today, i think a lot of people kinda forget what it's like to be a kid and how absolutely reasonable and rational drawing something like this is for a child. a few of y'all need to chill out.

if i was going to go further i would say that the insertion of amongus characters into the twin towers acts (as do many favorite characters that kids draw) as a sort of self-insertion, allowing the children to vicariously experience the moment and feel empathy for the individuals within the picture

I don't know how we got onto it but I found out my wife had never seen Boyz in the Hood and I showed her that, which she liked. She thought Laurence Fishburne was great in that.

And then I showed her Cowboy Curtis because , and it broke her brain.

The epistemic race to the bottom is certainly on, I didn’t understand I had an obligation to join

It doesn't get better. There are the seeds of some interesting philosophical ideas, but they're overwhelmed by the gratuitous violence and gore. The chapters about the development of the prime intellect are torture free, but I didn't like those either because the books version of the singularity was too hand-wavey magic for me. Personally I wished that I had stopped after the zombie sex scene.

child rape and genocide are not “ok”

Goliath spent most of his childhood alone. He was a shy gentle soul, but was always far too big for his age. The other children feared his size and tried to cut him down first. His clumsy movements annoyed adults too as he generally caused more work than he accomplished. However his mother never stopped supporting and encouraging him, "Goliath, one day your strength will be your greatest asset. You can be the greatest warrior in our land. Never stop training and never stop believing, I know I won't."

With this encouragement, he pressed on. Every day after his studies the afternoons quickly transitioned to night filled with training dummy, sword, shield, and spear.

Flash forward 10 years and he was the most skilled warrior in the land, just as war had come to his peoples doorstep. The Israelites have been warring with the people of Canaan for years now and on the eve of yet another battle, Goliath comes forward to try and save many lives.

He challenges the enemy army to single combat, for there is no reason for so many to lose their lives. Days pass and Goliath begins to lose hope and the heavy emotional weight of an inevitable battle sets in. Finally, a challenger accepts. When he arrives Goliath sees an unarmored shepherd. Confused, Goliath removes his helmet, and with his booming voice begins to announce that he will not kill a defenseless boy. As he begins speaking a rock smashes into his skull and his vision goes dark.

The end.

This is a nice place full of nice people, and if you shit it up by being a cunt, nice people will leave, shittiness will prevail, and it will become a shitty place full of cunts instead.
So, you have two options. Be a nice person in a nice place, or be a shitty person and turn a nice place into a shitty place, and subsequently be a shitty person in a shitty place, rather than a nice person in a nice place. In other words, >>41 should just stil with today's special.

Jocks and nerds are natural allies. They both defend hierarchies of objective merit against mediocrities whose claim to social status rests on meaningless signaling games. Teen movies are propaganda meant to instill false class consciousness and keep people from recognizing this.

I would rather grate my nipple and shoot myself between the eyes babe x

the real tragedy of 9/11 was that awesome structure that took thousands of hours of planning and years of construction to create

I'm ok with the theft, it's the bitcoin mining I have a problem with.

To Anthony Bourdain, the members of CAN, the members of Black Midi, Inio Asano, Ooshima Ryosuke, Nietzsche, Jun Togawa, Van Gogh, Shinji Sato, Yamantaka Eye, This Heat, Kate Bush, Blixa Bargeld, Kraftwerk, Y.M.O, Nakata, Brian Wilson, Lennon & McCartney, Aster & Sylvia, mental illness, insecurity, poverty, artificial intelligence

Mass Effect is a game series where the cowardly civilians say “if only someone completely amoral could do the correct genocides” and then the brave, strong troops say, “I will do the correct genocides.”

My little pony was a show who's main target was little girls, it's a show about just like the titles says ponies. Seems harmless right that is until men decided to show in interest in resulting in bronies. These men manage to pervert the series the series making sexual violent degenerate fanfics and art of the characters. I even heard stories that when parents tried to take their daughters to my little pony conventions only to see nasty neck beard in a pony costume trying to show his gross fan art to them. Imagine being a little girl looking up you're favorite cartoon only to find some sick porn of them. To make it even worse the writers and company apparently cater to these sickos by changing the designs of the toys to fit their needs. Why do men have to pervert everything they see. I get creep vibes when I see a non gay man in a fan base primarily of young girls because gay men that usually are into girl shows like it for the style fashion and the pretty art unlike straight dudes who are usually into it for fap material

All the world's a gacha, and all the men and women merely 3-stars.

> using rare prisms because the quest drops dust

Scientists are using nanbots to guide lazy shit sperm into valuable eggs

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I go to fight a cumt. Bit il do u apl a favour and leVe you all in peace. UTLR

Magic: The Gathering is a popular and famously complicated trading card game about magical combat. In this paper we show that optimal play in real-world Magic is at least as hard as the Halting Problem, solving a problem that has been open for a decade. To do this, we present a methodology for embedding an arbitrary Turing machine into a game of Magic such that the first player is guaranteed to win the game if and only if the Turing machine halts. Our result applies to how real Magic is played, can be achieved using standard-size tournament-legal decks, and does not rely on stochasticity or hidden information. Our result is also highly unusual in that all moves of both players are forced in the construction. This shows that even recognising who will win a game in which neither player has a non-trivial decision to make for the rest of the game is undecidable. We conclude with a discussion of the implications for a unified computational theory of games and remarks about the playability of such a board in a tournament setting.

Some things to consider here: 1. Trump had to go to a staffer and inform them that he was bleeding out of his butthole. 2. Upon getting him to the hospital some doc had to see Trump’s dumpy naked ass. 3. Same doc has to come to terms with his role in history as the doctor who probed the president’s disgusting butthole.

The SARS-COV 2 "vaccine" is the first product in history whose failure is blamed on people who don't use it.

I am beginning to get suspicious that Mark Rippetoe is QAnon.

Why DarkMilk is bad, an essay.
Dark Choco Cookie x Milk Cookie, better known as DarkMilk, is an incredibly popular ship between Milk Cookie and Dark Choco Cookie in the Cookie Run fandom, fueled by the story posted by the Devsisters Official Twitter and the in-game guild story.
However, I am here to explain why DarkMilk is an unhealthy and problematic ship, not to fuel the ship's flames. This was not created to start arguments, or call DarkMilk shippers gross and nasty, but simply my opinion on the ship.

ok we know darkmilk is bad but the new darkmilk aka milpsi milk and pepsi is actually totally based and redpilled NOT cringe it give the milk a nice bubble and fizz while maintaining the protein content and vitamin d for strong bones

as a person who've commited genocide I can agree👍

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el8JJSJVepE&lc=UgzU5l8tE4Z88hX4_kZ4AaABAg.8mWOO5p68gg8wSMvNXjO0c

The one orchestrating this (Cranberry) is a much much older woman. Sister Nana, Top Speed, Weiss Winterprison, Ruler, and Calamity Mary were all adults. But you are right, a lot of the violence is perpetuated by children as the death game was engineered to turn a lot of these kids into killers. And Cranberry had been doing these kind of brutal death matches for years, usually with no survivors. But the ones that do make it are, understandably, fucked up. In the books, there's a reason why those that somehow managed to survive these 'tests' were often branded with the moniker "Children of Cranberry", and most other Magical Girls don't want anything to do with them out of fear. That's understandable, because of most of them weren't as fortunate as Snow White. Many had to kill to survive and would again if cornered. They're all child soldiers, with cynical outlooks, thousand-yard stares, broken home lives, barely-restrained emotions, and violent tendencies.

But even Snow White doesn't escape this without severe psychological trauma that wears on her personality. She has acute survivor's guilt, feeling personally responsible for all the deaths that happened here, especially those of Alice and La Pucelle, who she considered having died because she was too weak to fight for herself. So she trains to defeat other Magical Girls, then spends most of her nights taking down rouges (many of whom were other Children of Cranberry) in back alleys, fighting until her skin is torn, knuckles are busted open, bones broken, and uniform stained with blood. And even though she maintains a strict no-killing rule, it's very obvious the years (yes she does this for years after the events of arc 1 which this anime takes place in) of violence have taken their toll on her personality. She still hates fighting underneath it all, wants Magical Girls to actually behave the way they should, and is a good person, but she is also colder, angrier, and more stand-offish. This series doesn't shy away from the implications of what happens when you expose and force young children to partake in murder and suffering.

The devil went DOWN to georgia.

This implies that either:
The devil is a Northerner
Georgia is lower than hell

Thankfully most 40K fans and content contributors are wise to the act these days and have been taking measures to call out the shit heels trying to use the hobby as a recruiting ground.

Hell even in the last couple of years I have seen mini-painters start calling out companies like Scale 75 or AK Interactive for their fucked up products.

Scale 75 had a bunch of Nazi busts that you could purchase and paint including an Orc version of Hitler and a fem-nazi doctor with a big old syringe and scalpel.

AK interactive for whatever fucking reason thought that it was a good idea to release at best a pretentious as fuck book celebrating the art of genocide through a book showcasing dioramas built around the holocaust and Rwanda.

>>120
Honestly, the orc hitler sounds so absurd that it's funny

Journos: JESUS WAS NOT WHITE! Accuracy matters with something as important as religion
Also Journos: Eve and Mary could be considered trans and we are not just saying this because we know it pisses off religious folks

Wait. So, it’s all Elvis’s fault?!

"anime was a mistake"

To all the loyal supporters who have attended like myself over the last 35 years week in week out, I’m sorry to say but I’m bowing out and wish you all the best with this and up and coming seasons.
Reason being the dreadful experience I had forced upon me at home against Southampton.
let me explain if you will, over the many years in the Kippax and South stand, I upgraded to corporate in the 1894 suite. Now those who attend that suite will know it is what I would call at the bottom of the barrel corporate wise, looking more like a truckers diner. However it does have the best seats opposite the owners which make up for the shabby surrounds and awful food on offer.
So back to the match which was if you remember on what was the warmest day we’ve had in years, me and my business partner got dropped off as we were making a day of it and intended to drink a lot more etc. Everyone was happy and excited as we past security and entered the main entrance, that was until I saw this guy run like the clappers from the back wall to confront me. “Your not coming in here dressed like that” looking confused I asked whoever not ? “Shorts - no Shorts”. No don’t get me wrong I had no idea you couldn’t wear shorts as this was probably the first time ever I had wore any. These were cotton dress shorts not football or the cloth type, together with a shirt and loafers shoes.
I explained I hadn’t any idea and would never wear them again, but this guy a proper jobsworth was having none of it, I asked what were my option on which he replied get some tracksuit bottoms from Asda. I mean Asda tracky bottoms really .
As we were meeting up with people for a meal and wasnt getting anywhere with this guy, I set off to the supporters store to buy some from there if they had any to fit me. Being 5ft 5” my legs are not the longest and nothing ever fits me lol. I did however find a pair on the rack rather expensive by hey ho needs must. Off I walked to the changing rooms to try them on. Only to be told there are no changing rooms open today. What am I to do I asked, you’ll have to change outside was the reply.
much to the amusement of the 1000’s of fans outside City square I was down to my undies and put the Tracky bottoms on with my loafer, no those who can remember Max Wall will understand how I looked, and the looks and laughter from the aether fans never stopped. I felt like digging a hole and jumping in it.

We finally got into the suite although to late to get our meal, but just time for a pint. I spent 10 minutes explaining why I looked like I did, and everyone agreed Tracky bottoms look far worse than shorts. We made our way to the seats and got ready for the game, I looked around to see at least half a dozen fans with shorts on which made me fume as you can understand. I did manage to take a sneaky photo of one in Adidas shorts with stripes on the side, I could hardly walk round taking photos here and there without getting into trouble.

HT came and into the suite I went to confront our corporate manager who was nowhere to be seen, I found out later she was off on the day.

At full time I pointed out others in shorts walking out to the staff on the door, they apologised and said they must have got through on the quiet etc.

>>125
They said a memo should have been sent out on the day but someone forgot to send it.
Now it’s not the money I had to part with or the meal I missed, it’s just down to the embarrassing position I was put in by to me is a crazy rule. I’m 60 in a couple of months and can do without being made to look like a stupid clown for anyone.

Dress shorts are smart dress and worn by both men and women and should be allowed on such days, footy shorts and tracksuit bottoms are a no.
I see the state of some of the players guests heading towards their private boxes and they look a state. The update rule says no shorts or tracksuits which I presume excludes track suit bottoms. You couldn’t make it up honest. So it’s one rule for them and one rule for us, and on that note I will not put another penny in the clubs coffers, not that they need it. I will be giving my seat to friends to attend as the last thing we need is more empty seats. My complaint has been sent in to my corporate assistant, who’s hands are tied. Not that I blame her one bit, at the end of the day if half a dozen fans turned up in shorts and were told not to do it again would it really matter.

Take care all you City fans, love City and always will although from a distance from now on.

do you really expect.....me to read.....all this **** by:you.jpg

Through experimenting I've finally solved my biggest problems with my mickeys dick smasher map

Problem 1: if I make a platform for the players to get smashed the carts can get stuck

Problem 2: both karts dont always respawning at the same time, leading to misses

Solution 1: I made an air platform where you float but it doesnt affect the karts at all, a dick smashing zone if you will

Solution 2: I made an extra platform that goes overhead and holds the two karts in place for that brief second where the other kart hasnt spawned

Heres the map ID for now, I'll update it when there is disney music

Not a strip club. He was just at a bar with some friends and ended up flirting with some college girl. Just a nice picture of her grinding on him hit twitter. 

Social Media sucks.

There was also a video of him putting his fingers up her butt.

I wish I was kidding. Dudes a joke. Lol.

Vertical integration, it's cheaper to make the cringe in house than have to go to other websites to source it.

who needs cringe when you can be based though

never have i ever seen a more redpilled post

the most unrealistic part of superman is the idea that a journalist would be a good person

i know theres a secret the comic industry does not want kids to know is that superman smokes kryptonight before bed. they kinda just sweep it under the rug because its very toxic for his health

love making $100k annually to look over indian code and chat up the girls in the copy room and driving home to my sydney penthouse suite in my porsche flipping one of my seven japanese wives and then loading up saovq to spam some pokemon smut

I must congratulate Gregg's on their pasties markings, I never really noticed before but it stops you buying the wrong one. I was wondering if the same thing could be applied to minge? We all have our own peccadilloes and by a simple vag badge could save time and bother, a lattice could construe a hirsute lady a sausage roll a Brazilian as for the fish tail I'll leave to your imagination.

minge hinge hirsute! lattice. pick a dilly!

guys this is the Dairy QueeN board, right

It's mainly because Boomers destroyed the world around millenials so we hold on for dear life the few fleeting moments of happiness we were allowed to have before becoming adults in this ***** wasteland of a planet.

its mainly bebuzz millenials are so based

Once upon a time there was a girl named annie she was worried about becoming good at everything including getting a four point o goa to prove her worth. her friend said to her "dont be such Annie Gur you are already the best you can be. "

Okay but does it work, and is there also a rectal version

Build your own nuclear reactor and live off the grid.

Threaten the government with a Chernobyl, if they try to shut it down.

I wasn't a big Andrew Yang fan but it would've been fun to watch him pardon a dog instead of a turkey on thanksgiving if he got elected

Hi fellow Genshin Impact follower, this account used to be GenshinImpactOOC & is use for crypto now. From now on, I will post about crypto but it is still NFA and you still need to DYOR. the account is not hacked, you can unfollow me if you disagree but please stay if you wanted

yikes :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing: thanks for the heads up. unfollowing now... did not know he baffled investigators for decades after a legendary series of grisly murders

Blowing past Sisyphus while rolling two enormous boulders up the hill instead of one and flipping him off

TIL Capslock is an anagram of cock slap.

say tuna sub backwards out loud

>>149 ...bus anooch?

uhh bub there is no c or h in tuna

>>151 There is when I say it out loud... you can tune a sub's engine to make it go faster

now say this out loud "im sofa king we tot did"

There's only one thing Redditors love more than abortion: Team Fortress 2

theres only one anime website redditors love more than rebbit. thats 4chunions

>>153 I get what you're saying but it's a freaky accent

>>156 thats it. im removing you from myspace top ten frenz

>>157 you do not use myspace in the year nineteen ninety three youre ahead of your time

>>158 This isn't time warp roleplay, time still passes and events still happen

David Lynchings were when southern whites would terrorize the local black population w/ meandering and confusing plotlines

>>159
totally gorfular

every day i wake up and paint on another layer of clown makeup for continuing to play genshin impact

I learned the pronunciation of anal for the first time.
It's a very beautiful.

>>164 I remember one time a dude asked me if I wanted to have anal sex, but I misheard him and he actually said "nasal sex" and shoved his dick up my nostril. He came but I didn't

Non of us is going to heaven :)))

editing my bio to "all characters below 13" and posting milfs

Debate Argument: Should Furries Be Genocided?

I love that "character with ridiculously enlarged and veiny forehead" is such a recognizable format by now that this image, which would be utterly inscrutable to a normal human being, instantly tracks as being a picture of a man having sex with his own brain

Holly-SeaCreatureLover: Starfish can grip on tight an suck. Moon jellys same as starfish they just cant latch on. Sea cucumbers can swim but they can craw inside places. Crabs can pinch . Eels can swim and go inside tigh places and make everything slimy. Octopuses / squids can craw into any hole and they can latch on and suck and they can squeeze and restrain arms / legs

I love that when they travel back in time, everyone suddenly has Cockney accents....which were born of the heavy influx of Irish immigrants to London during the potato blight in the 1800s.

This is so far down the list of oddities with this game--I am aware. But it was arcane enough knowledge that I figured I would share. This is why I refer to myself as a font of useless but vaguely interesting lore. 🙃

I have been thinking about cloacas a lot.

I also wants girlfriend

Come on guys start interacting with my post I need that dopamine boost by you responding and liking my post. I don’t have all day

blanket ban on tubers
this teen garbage is killing the board

How does one person "drive out" a crowd without, you know, actually hitting someone. I'd take it as a badge of honor. Can you imagine being the guy in heaven who gets to say "Oh man, Jesus beat THE SHIT out of me".

the womens low cut jeans fad was a conspiracy to use less fabric and charge more plus it demeaned women having to walk around with their butt crack hanging out.
I used to carry some pennies around and drop one in there every once in while.

ive got horoscope girl and hyperborean anti modernity guys on my ass now this is hell

the word nig is killing tf2

The funniest part of this thread is how you guys are interpreting each other's arguments in a different way than intended and then say that argument is wrong.
Posted 6 years ago

god i love these replies. there are actual people in this world who think "😂" constitutes a legitimate rebuttal. i should've tried that back in my college philosophy courses, would've saved a lot of time wasted actually thinking about the ideas i had read

Discrimination against HIV-positive individuals is an ongoing issue in China. Various provinces have historically adopted different measures related to people with HIV, most of which restrict their equal access to the public sphere. In some provinces in municipalities in the early 2000s, people with HIV were prohibited from holding certain jobs, HIV mothers could be required to undergo an abortion, and an HIV-positive couple could be legally barred from marriage on medical grounds.
The 2006 Regulation on the Prevention and Treatment of HIV/AIDS formally barred legal discrimination against anyone based on the HIV status. While lauding the Regulation as a major step forward, the United Nations Economic and Social Commission for Asia and the Pacific in 2015 reported that local governments often functionally ignored its provisions A 2016 study in Guangzhou found that large numbers of healthcare providers also discriminated against HIV-positive patients, with over one-third refusing to treat such patients altogether.

My question has always been " fireworks cause so much trauma, it is honestly, selfish, inconsiderate & cruel."

As for the Fish Speaker army. Given how fond of “chemically fortified inspiration” Frank Herbert had become, he may well have thought he was having deep, spiritual conversations with his wife’s vagina.

The probably won't get to it in the movies but the books eventually involve BDSM nuns. Also you get literal Jews in space.

GEORGE WALLACE WAS RIGHT
to participate in military action during a formally declared war defending against an Axis power

In March 2017, YouTube personality Jon "JonTron" Jafari, who was set to voice a character in Yooka-Laylee, would have his voiceovers removed from the final game after making controversial comments on a Twitch livestream.[30][31][32][33][34] Jafari stated that although it was unfortunate his role had been removed, he understood Playtonic's reasoning and wished them success.[35]

That game was meh anyway, hat in time was better

is there a inflation hentai parody game called "fat in time"?
or a flat fetishist hentai game called "flat in time"?

With the metaverse here is there any reason people would still want a physical homeland for Palestinians? Other than stubborness.

>>191
Don never misses

This new age of vr will exist in two forms:

The clean, corporate and sanitized version that CEOs use to pretend they're still human

The dirty, wild and uncontrollable underground populated by roving gangs of femboy doomer ralseis and trans Twilight Sparkles (I will be making my home in the second one)

The old-school matrix-style assertions of leading a double life are no longer relevant.

Now its more like leading a TRIPLE life. You got irl, worksafe matrix, and actually cool matrix

>>193 Weird, I was just thinking about that

the DSM V is trash

Christ !! the mysterious man really gives me the chill down to my spines

You are calling people complaining about censorship bootlickers. Do you not see the issue there?

If Halloween actually involved smelling little girls feet in exchange for candy, well, I would be in Hallow-heaven!

>Chiller

初めて知ったけど酷すぎる・・・
日本のエロゲはレ○プを肯定してるとかって
欧米で問題視されてるそうだけど
他国より自国を何とかしろよって感じ

Forget doing well this is about IMMERSION

How is this game's casual environment not enough to keep you entertained by itself? There are sounds and colors guns going off people screaming for help funny ragdolls some dude saying thanks after every kill shiny projectiles hideous outfits

It makes me question whether we should forcefeed kids ritalin while restricting their access to media so they don't replicate the near inability to say anything at all without calling upon the word "like" or even enjoy a videogame of all things for what it is I keep seeing everywhere

he bangs sprouting from nipgookcunt slopeskull are but gutters for CockPiss and Cockspat Cum to drip down and pool onto the repulsive contours of japbitch Big White Cock CockPIG FLAT cuntskull face, just as the daikon thick pigtails are merely ropes to commit dinkbrain cuntskull into struggling DEEPER onto thick White assfucking Cock fresh from CockDESTROYING japbitch asshole so that nipgookcunt can properly PUKE balls deep on huge White ass to mouth ONLY Cock in Cockgratitude for the CockABUSE depraved demanding thick White Cock has Cockinflicted FAR within nipgookcunt rectum, and just as that lumpy thick sweatshirt is only a CockPiss and Cum and CockGAGGING puke sponge to absorb and present all the liquid effluent and stains of nipgookcunt incessant Cockhunger for relentless huge White Cock rough balls deep rectum to throat ONLY CockCHOKING until PUKING degradation!!!

"Herro guys im ching chong jap slut. Do you rike anime? This yerrow gook wanna be real lifu anime!"

Standard copy/paste Gook face. Standard attempt to look cute, with one of the 4 or 5 typical Gook haircuts and photoshop filters. Tape on the eyelids and contacts to avoid your natural eye slits. Even your kinks are unoriginal and generic - wanting to be humiliated by a White man, getting your pussy stuffed with White cock, and being bred with White sperm, just like every other pathetic Gook slut.

Imagine... you're just wandering near the Amazon rainforest and you have this sudden urge to pluck a leaf. You do it and suddenly you hear Alexa's voice saying "Anti deforestation weaponry: Engage!"

A giant dick shaped rocket lands infront of you and an army of bald amazon branded robots come out of it.

Ask why Nigerians were expelled from Ghana and you will know how the Yorubas dominated Ghana trade which led to the expulsion.

Nigerians (majority are Yorubas) in Ghana then are traders, cocoa farmers, farm labourers and farm contractors, factory workers as well as menial workers in construction sites and there was a huge influx of Nigerians into Ghana between 1931 and 1960.

The present is always a key to the past and it is only a mentally deranged person that will say a Yoruba person will be doing begging as a tribal trade in Ghana in the 50s.

All those domination of Nigerians was why Ghana started the policie of “Aliens Compliance Order” of 18 November, 1969 . That order wasn’t only about Nigerians tho, it affected other countries like Togo, Ivory Coast and etc. but Nigerians are the majority of the victims and you have over 140,000 Yorubas expelled from Ghana out of 191,000 Nigerian immigrant in Ghana then.

All this info are online. But I know Agbari Ojuku people cannot comprehend.

i literally cannot go anywhere with a woman without her constantly stopping to gather edible plants

HP Lovecraft was like, "ooh I'm so scared of a mysterious vile island that rises out of the sea, is inhabited by fishlike, pallid-fleshed pseudohumans, follows a strange and horrible religion, and has an incomprehensible, inhuman tongue...but I love England."

You may think this is a shitpost and laugh hard about this, and I'd be glad. But what I now am going to inform you about, is a total truth, and happened less then 10 minutes ago.

So, I'm in the countryside house RN, and it's november, right? There are several apple trees around, and they give A LOT of fucking apples. I've been eating them and giving away to everyone since august or smth. My grandparrents collected all they could and now keep apples in boxes. However it all is not important. What is important is that there's a lot of apples still laying on the ground. Most of them are rotten, some are not.

So! I've got this one thing since I was a kid and visited this place. Sometimes I just go on a fucking frenzy, "KILLING" and "TORTURING" apples. I fucking THROW THEM on the bricks watching them SPLATTER over the area, I stab them with nails many-many times, I cut them with knives, I simply hit them fucking hard, I throw rocks at them and so on.

While I do so, I become fucking insane. I laugh, I do faces, I fucking roar, I scratch my teeth while KILLING apples. I feel myself like a fucking maniac. Like a fucking maniac. Like a fucking maniac, basically.

And this is what happened now as well. I commited a fucking GENOCYDE of apples. I became their DOOM. Laughing and torturing everything I could find. I was so cynical, I was so inhumanely cruel and brutal to these apples, that my face had a horrible grin all the time. I blew apples apart and throwed the apple "guts" at other apples, saying something like "Do you like the intestants of your fellow apples? Kiss this shit, yeah, KISS IT, FUCKER!!!"

Then I've noticed there is an apple still on the tree. It was clear this was the Apple King, so I commenced the operation to overthrow his government. I declared, that I will spare life of an apple, which would be able to bring the king down the ground, and became throwing them at him. None were succesfull, so I brutally executed them at once. After a few minutes I found a wooden plank, and soon the king was overthtown!

For 10 or so minutes I brutally tortured and humiliated that fucker, showing all this to his "nation". Along this I've killed some of his lieges and stuffed his guts with their flesh. I won't describe all the torturing I've done, so I'll say it was really fucking disgraseful for the king and his apples. I executed the fucker and splattered all the tiny pieces of him over the ground.

After that I've executed some apples and marked the remaining ones with a knife, so they'd remember this nightmare till their soon death of rotting. Also I've totally genocyded a few apples which layed down in a little house nearby. After few more minutes disgracing the apples, I've left home.

Oof, that's about it. I'm 20 years old, and I despise violence IRL. But oh My God, what a fucking monster I was to these apples. And I probably will do this some time in the future. Jesus.

Guys I’m selling an NFT, it’s a picture of my balls. 80k not taking any less

"No one is normal anymore" "normal is overrated" are the most normalfags things you could say

Ed Bighead changing his name to Darius and assuming the Babylonian throne to defeat the slime.Local58 is real footage from another dimension.Moonman (AKA Mac Tonight) is causing the events of Local58.Spongebob changed his name to Amadeus and became the Austro Hungarian king.A Paper Mario Character is the Ottoman Sultan in C-197Ingigokt and Err (AKA the Mooninites) tried to murder Penny Fitzgerald from Gumball as an assignment from Moonman. But they failed.

A January 2014 auction for a permit to hunt a black rhinoceros in Namibia sold for $350,000 at a fundraiser hosted by the Dallas Safari Club. The auction drew considerable criticism as well as death threats directed towards members of the club and the man who purchased the permit. This permit was issued for 1 of 18 black rhinoceros specifically identified by Namibia's Ministry of Environment and Tourism as being past breeding age and considered a threat to younger rhinos. The $350,000 that the hunter paid for the permit was used by the Namibian government to fund anti-poaching efforts in the country.

This is a legit item, I am using an empowered version on my poison/acid/vitality retaliate sentinel since the poop inherits %retaliate damage

Yeah it is the touhou drug doujin artist.

And also the Mokou and Kaguya witness the death of the universe doujin artist

I am a chinese gay boy who is crazy about white male. the best experience I had was worshiping my white foreign male teacher in high school.
I served 2 of my foreign teachers, math and American history teacher. One is American and tge other is Italian(the Italian taught American history)
Anyway the important thing is that I got permissions to smell, lick and rub their feet and smell their crotch. I did it with their sexy, manly socks on. My math teacher wore colored lively green socks and my history teacher wore my favorite black socks.
There was not much nudity involed but it was my best experience since I got to serve sexy white daddy and also my teacher.

I am hearing that, on his deathbed, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka accepted the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

This sucks.

No one should die except the fash and rich wasn't one of those

Rip in peace legend

>>213
I want to know what doujin artist this was in reference to.

Impossible for me to enjoy skyrim knowing that I have no public proof of ownership for my 50 iron daggers I crafted.
Woops sorry I called them "my" daggers but I guess I don't own them if they're not an NFT.

There was the gentleman’s club, which was a torrent forum site made to rob porn performers of their livelihood. It was only open to people with 2004 and earlier regdates. I quit when the porn kept getting grosser and weirder and less appealing and more misogynistic, and there were fewer and fewer posters posting more and more niche stuff. I just want to see pretty gals kissing eachother all romantic-like, you dig? Their UI wasn’t great either.

I signed up for some other goon torrent site I don’t remember and it wouldn’t let me download anything because I hadn’t seeded enough. I figure that was a bug but I didn’t feel like dealing with that poo poo.

>>217
Sounds like doyora. He has one touhou notero western doujinshi uploaded on e-hentai.

>dollar bills are washable

money laundering is illegal

Anonymous 2021-10-21 02:12:21 No.3639
I use this site 8moe 22chan and a few others but i mostly lurk 2ch and Futaba now while watching YouTube and hangout in Japanese discord servers and talk to Japanese NEETs.

Heyuri is nice new board but slow although faster than here
It has the potential to be something great but unfortunately that faggot WT Kuz and his gang of zoomer teens who btw are not old enough to remember old internet culture are what's ruining it.

Anonymous 2021-10-29 06:14:09 No.3658

> and talk to Japanese NEETs.

japanese failed normalfag incels and teenagers

Anonymous 2021-10-29 06:44:11 No.3659
>>3658
If you're implying they are larping you're retarded.

Anonymous 2021-10-29 13:09:35 No.3660
>>3659
yeah have fun talking with incels

Anonymous 2021-10-29 20:47:33 No.3662
>>3659
I don’t think he is, but the Japanese don’t really have an interest in purity spiraling.

Anonymous 2021-10-31 05:36:17 No.3666
a249e03d4f31606c1ccff7c499(…).jpg (52.24 KiB, 632x377) google saucenao

>>3660
Not all Japanese NEETs are incel otaku losers if anything Japanese NEETs are more normie like compared to western NEETs. Most western NEETs are toxic incel losers and very neurotic. Most Japanese NEETs are just failed normies since a lot of them had successful lives or decent lives before they became NEET/Hikikomori and some were even employees at big companies. My point is in Japan NEETdom can affect anyone regardless of their social status.

Anonymous 2021-10-31 05:41:22 No.3667
>>3662
Most Japanese people don't lose their virginity until their 20s since 20 is the legal adult age in Japan.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 03:03:57 No.3670
>>3667
I have a hard time believing people wait that long.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 03:45:14 No.3671
>>3670
Well i was mainly referring to Japanese men Japanese women mostly lose their virginity during middle school or high school and have sex with their pedophile teachers especially gaijin English teachers and even the popular boys.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 09:37:05 No.3673
>>3666
would prefer talking to these NEET than the majority I see online who are incel loser faggots.

Anonymous 2021-11-01 10:07:58 No.3674
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>>3673
Do these guys seem incel-ish to you? i don't think so,

[YouTube] Living for Free in the Mountains of Japan? NEET Documentary (English Subs) (embed)

I feel like i get along with Japanese NEETs better than most western NEETs and relate to them a lot more too.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 02:03:21 No.3681
>>3674
They’re definitely incels but not in a Western sense.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 02:51:59 No.3682
>>3681
Japan is more of a vocel country since a large amount of young and middle aged people are willingly choosing not to have sex or be in relationships.

Anonymous 2021-11-02 07:20:11 No.3684
>>3674
whatever makes you pat ur dick retarded larper, be it men who don't work or whatever.
>>3682
japan is top1 incel country, next to it is korea
about third of its population are incels for sure

they have been dealing with crime rather successfully, combined with rise of computers means incelism is a byproduct of men not going against public law that much (which will result in getting laid less)

i used to care about japanese, koreans and shit. it will come to you with experience as well. most of them are trash, especially neets and incels. lazy, boring genetic trash that can't even feed themselves

Anonymous 2021-11-02 07:22:03 No.3685
if you earn money under the radar technically you are also neet. its that simple. and it makes like half a whatever country neets.

but what you imply is just feasting on some internet lifestyle teenage subculture shit.

go work pathethic incel

>>222
yikes

>>222

>incel
>incel incel
>incel incel incel
>everybody's an incel except for me
>incel incel 草食系男子

okay, buzzfeed.

They used a real stockpile of over three thousand AK-47s, because it was cheaper than getting prop guns.

one day i'll quit computer altogether and work on a farm

Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he’s dressed up as and he responds “I’m a snail!”
That’s M’Shell on my back

>>225
I'm in, Cell!!!!!!

I'm in, Prison ;_; for life

When I become a lawyer I want to defend a penguin.
Just so I can say the words “Your Honor, clearly my client is not a flight risk.”

Aryan ninja jesus saves the world from the uchiha kikes, fucks mutant alien bitch and his son still has aryan blonde hair blue eyes because ultra aryan genes that defy physics

dont tell me Naruto isn’t fucking redpilled as fuck

>>230
And you can still access 4-ch? Must be a finnish prison. That's by far the best country to be a babyraper hunny.

>>234
You can access 4-ch on a pregnancy test with a hanger antennae

nyazi germany's long-term plans were fascinyating
say, total exterminyation of poles, an extensive system of state slavery, and other such fun stuff
i really wonder how the nyazi state would look like if it had been allowed to exist for a few more decades

The more I think of it, the more I am stunned by this man's subtle approach but visceral efficiency

He could say "Excuse me, I'd be more comfortable with 2 meters distance"

But instead he says "Fuck off"

It's short, unambiguous, and you don't need to know the metric system

Official Lyrics: "DOONANADEEDEE BBABBABOOHEEHEE"

to be fair every child has a phase where they want their parents deported, most just grow out of it

One moment your crazy uncle is raving about BLM, the next moment he is not. His soul has departed.

Those were the days some good memories of working in the dairy.We worked hard and played hard xx

Us Latinos are religious and tribal fanatics, its in our DNA and I dont really know how else to explain it to you.

If i had a dollar for every Promoted tweet that's just crypto people begging Elon Musk senpai to notice them i could afford to terraform Mars my fucking self

::NOTE::
can your reviews please be relevant to the flash rather than your opinions on the sonic franchise in general? thank you! I couldn't care less about how much you fapped over tails when you were little. try and tell me how I can improve on my animation.

I didn’t mean to call you a progressive libtard. That was uncalled for. Also do you play hearthstone

every time i see someone go "wow why do GIRLS like NTR so much" and then i go read any NTR thing and it's literally just 20 straight pages of a girl getting mind-bendingly good dick

im going to doxx joe biden right now

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.. Washington, DC 20500

she's as crazy as a hat full of assholes

HOPEFULLY final version

Touhou characters who had sex according to mythology and other stuff

Researching this has given me pyschological scars beyond comprehension

You are welcome, I will elaborate if you have questions

>>250

>Eiki Shiki

No...

Broke: Football

Woke: Fitba

>>251
Are you displeased by her name being rendered in that fashion, the objective reality that she is no pure innocent virgin, or both?

>the magic of Europe that Walt Disney fell in love with once upon a time.

Tf you're talking about Walt Disney was a huge weeb

boomers/shillbots on Twitter posting transformation fetish stuff about "horse paste" as if having a long dick, enjoying oats, and running naked in the fields without a care in the world isn't the end game

>>250
Mine isn't there, nice!

vc: hung

i do not wish to be horny anymore.. i just want to be happy

DQNQUALITY LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUMBLR BLOG OF ALL TIME

Man, you sound like the type of person that would bitch if they hung you with a new rope lol

“Gay” used to mean happy so the antidepressants make him gay I guess I’m not sure about the rest though

So no one is gona talk about big ,,GAY!" at the license plate?

Blah blah blah FFF discrimination accusations are we forgetting like a week ago there was somebody trying to hire a fucking HITMAN on one of her coworkers

£5k for sectarianism? Might go on a spree at my annual bonus time.

We should start our own antifa but for eating expired food

> To Plato's definition of a man as an animal, bipedal and featherless, Diogenes plucked a chicken and declared, "Here is Plato's man."

Imagine being owned so hard people talk about it thousands of years later

I want Lyra to feed me chewed spider like a mother bird.

Who the fuck is playing an online game and thinking "I wish I could masturbate to some of these soldiers. Why don't they put on some makeup?" I see that soldier and think "Oh, a Korean soldier". Why are these fuckers complaining she isn't pretty enough. She's a soldier. She's looking to kill with her gun, not her looks. No one goes into battle hoping to get laid.

** If you accidentally ingest raw taro stems, drink cranberry juice to counter toxins **

>>267

>Who the fuck is playing an online game and thinking "I wish I could masturbate to some of these soldiers.

me

I know that’s you sonicbro2000

Guys don’t even bother responding to this question this is just posted anonymously by sonicbro2000 who constantly trolls debating for child pornography and child sex. He’s a troll there’s nothing more that needs to be said about this and there’s nothing more that should be posted here. Opinion closed. Thank you

jesus christ (the lamb of god the king of kings the holy redeemer the light of the world) loves me for skipping church and being a trans furry on welfare who smokes weed and pirates shit all day and gets cancelled on <SITE>, not in spite of it.

Necrophilia is literally a victimless crime, its akin to "raping" an inanimate object, and the punishment is fair. Calls for longer prison sentences are just an emotional reaction and could even be seen as bigoted

its really cool how we're all losing the last few years of our fleeting youths to an imaginary chink cold and international medical communism

Twitter is generally the outpouring of the things that everyone should keep locked up inside their head.

I never thought I would see fish pellet training being compared to the Holocaust.

Oh I forgot to add. I have been asked what I would feed big cats when I have my pond going. My reply has been that I would feed them small children. I would go on to explain how i would be doing the world a favor by reducing the population. Also how would be removing the problem of irresponsible parents and turning them back into irresponsible random people, so it sounds better. Oh how funny it is to see peoples reactions if you can say that to them with a straight face.

But yeah I don't buy the tuna cans that say "dolphin safe" I want a little dolphin in my sandwich.

Sent from my Nexus 4 using MonsterAquariaNetwork App

let's face it, we live in the crappy part of a crap galaxy. this solar system blows. Andromeda, now there's a galaxy worth living in.

More like Tardlympics. I'd rather look at normal girls who are athletic gymnasts with amazing bodies. I wonder if there are any retarded girls in the Paralympics with great bodies or who are sexy. They may be physically attractive but if you had kids with them the children would probably be tard babies.

Boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with Wikipedia opened to the page "sausage"

Too bad I don't give a fuck. The last thing on my mind with de fi is the impact it'll have on the environment. I invest and mine ETH because I long for economic collapse of the west and want to buffer myself from complete financial ruin. If the powers that be didn't want us to pollute to survive they should have lead by example. Get fucked. See you on the moon.

Regarding allegations made in the book that the 'humming' noise at Paignton Zoo, Devon, UK is essentially an example of "mass hysteria" etc. This is not factually correct. We have irrefutable evidence from acoustic experts, affiliated to the Institute of Acoustics (IOA) a scientific body that deals with all aspects of noise, that a tonal infrasound low frequency noise has been scientifically determined and is emanating from the zoo premises and in the area of where the giraffes reside. False claims were made by local media, that giraffes were causing the 'humming', drone however the authors here, fail to mention a commercial space heating ventilation plant is also sited there, in which several of the acoustic experts have determined, is the cause of the ILFN nuisance/disturbance. Company technicians whom sold the plant to the zoo, advised them that it emits LFN and suggested ways to abate but zoo staff disingenuously declined this, claiming it was switched off instead. I am writing a book, in relation to this specific case, because there also appears to be evidence, it is intentional, to force (persona non grata) residents to move away. We believe a local mafia, is using the ILFN nuisance as a kind of low noise weapon.

(`･ω･´) <-- Pedobear?

Does Faye sound like an early-2000s Hot Topic t shirt through the whole show?

“If you CHEESE DICKS don’t get your ASS FARTING BALLS in the FARTMOBILE right now, i’m gonna SHIT in your FUCKFACE”

Jet: “Damn, who fart in her ass???”

>“Damn, who fart in her ass???”

That gave me a boner

moooom can i sleep in ur bed? i cummed mine

Defending censorship to own le incels

Fish can seem mindful of which individuals have watched them in the past. In an experiment with Siamese fighting fish, two males were made to fight each other while being watched by a female, whom the males could also see. The winner and the loser of the fight were then, separately, given a choice between spending time next to the watching female or to a new female. The winner courted both females equally, but the loser spent more time next to the new female, avoiding the watcher female. In this species, females prefer males they have seen win a fight over males they have seen losing, and it therefore makes sense for a male to prefer a female that has never seen him as opposed to a female that has seen him lose.

"Man who lives his entire life on an archipelago has strong opinions about the strength of sea power."

The lobotomy has a 100% chance of happening because he fears it. We live in a nightmare world where we unconsciously lust after and inflict our worst fears upon ourselves. He may even grasp the swab and lobotomize himself to satisfy his own death drive.

I can be a giant monster vampire with a chestbuster for a dick and have like 40 copies of Joji saying "Gibe da pussi b0ss" stacked on top of eachother every time I start to walk. What do I get in zuckerville? A shitty bitmoji and nikes I can buy?

I listen to lolicore to disassociate from the random shitty purchases I make in video games

I have many regrets in my life. I'm not gonna claim that I've never made mistakes. But there's one thing of which I am proud, one principle I've never wavered.

I have never even tried League of Legends.

This module doesn't work.
1) Bug: It doesn't save the settings.
2) Unexpected behavior: It just issued the query "dad porn video" with the basic settings. Many queries have no sense.

Rapid señorafication

[2021-12-22 19:43:02] butter baby: nooo!
[2021-12-22 19:43:09] butter baby: a butter baby wouldn't eat another butter baby!

an update added an "abridged" script that cuts out 90% of the dialogue. this is universally agreed to be an improvement.

Korean & Japanese conflict = East Asian Old Firm???

WTF is the Galactic Federation? I'm reading some usenet forums the alt.paranet boards, especially the paranormal and ufo boards. They keep making references to some disclosure of a Galactic Federation that's coming here to wipe mankind off the face of the Earth 5 months from now.

WTF is it and where is this coming from?

Wait, it was a suicide bombing??

There really is no limit to what white people will appropriate

Can we talk about how the ghost of Christmas present dies every year. Like his poor mother. Gives birth 2021 times at this point and loses a child yearly. Grim.

It's always great to meet not only another voraraphile but also a fellow cropophile. ^ ^ I hope to be seein' you around, dude!

私にはパニック障害という病気が若い時からありますが、最近、翻然とこれについて理解したのです。

（ただし、私自身についてのことだけです）

私は、

「病気になってしまった」

のではなく、

「私は病気にならなくてはいけなかった」

のです。

だから病気になった。

それだけのことだったんです。

これは、さきほど書いた In Deep の記事の中村天風の言葉でわかったということは正直に書かなければならないですが、「私という人間がパニック障害という”恐怖”を伴う病気にならなくてはいけなかった」という、その理由なのですが・・・。

私がパニック障害になったのは 21歳の時でした。

しかし、実は、私は小さな頃から、それこそ記憶が始まる３歳とかの頃から、

「根源的な恐怖」

を持っていた人間でした。
今でも思い出します。
意味のないことに脅える幼児だったんです。

「根源的」というのは、「理由のない恐怖」です。

つまり、生まれついてから「意味のわからない恐怖を持っている」ということです。

これをスピリチュアル系の方々などに言わせれば、前世とか、因果律とか、いろいろな言葉も出て来るのかもしれないですし、医学ならまた何かの定義があるかもしれないですが、理由や定義はどうでもいいのです。

とにかくそれがある。

根源的な恐怖を持ちながら、子ども時代を過ごし、老年期に入る現在に至っている。

そして、中村天風はこのように述べています。

心の安定を失うことの中で、一番戒むべきものは恐怖観念である。そもこの恐怖なるものこそは、価値なき消極的の考え方で描いているシミだらけな醜い一つの絵のようなものだ。

つまり、「恐怖という概念は問答無用に悪である」ということです。

上の天風の言葉で、ふとさとりました。

「オレの恐怖は外に露出させなければいけなかったんだ」

ということをです。

「じゃないと、悪と対峙できない」

いろいろと理由はあるにしても、自分が神経症やパニック障害になった根本的な理由は、自分の中に「根源的な恐怖がある」からだとは思います。

そして、理由や因果はわからないけれども、その「根源的な恐怖」は生まれた時からずっと私の中にあった。

私がパニック障害などにならず、穏便なメンタルライフを過ごしていたとしましょう。

その場合は、人生として最悪である、

「私は私の中の根源的な恐怖と現実として向きあうことがなかった」

という状態のまま曖昧な人生を送るだけだったと思われます。

パニック障害になったからこそ、その「悪魔」である根源的な恐怖が「実際の姿となって自分の前に現れた」のです。つまり、自分が障害を持ったということは「自分の中の根源的な恐怖と対峙させてくれた」という意味では、大変に重要な出来事だったわけです。

それを私は、二十代の時からベンゾジアゼピン系の薬とお酒で、悪魔の正体を隠し続けていた。

せっかく何者かが悪魔を出現させてくれたのに、その機会を生かさなかった。

でも、今やっとわかります。

根源的な恐怖、すなわち自分が生まれた時から持ち続けた「自分の中の悪魔」と対決できる時が来ているのかもしれないと。

まあ、恐怖は 50年以上続いているわけです。

This has re-ignite my passion on learning how to become a chair.

Alt history fans try not to fall in love with Nazi Germany challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

In 2007, Kainat Soomro a 13-year-old was kidnapped at gunpoint and gang raped. Her family faced widespread condemnation for refusing to "honor" kill their daughter and faced several attacks which resulted in the death of her brother. Her rapists were all acquitted and she was put under trial for premarital sex which is a crime under Islamic law.

Construction materials: Asbestos, Vinyl Siding

The supply chain wants to be the sole supplier of puss. To a population mindfucked by milf-porn , titillated by cuck-fantasies, muzzled with masks, addled with vaxx.

Apparently it works on soy-cucks like zuck.
It's one thing to manufacture data for consent, and extrapolate to fantasyland, another to actually see the world with wide-eyed wonder.

This is pathetic roasted in irony skillet.

　嫌韓発言が多い私ですが、毎日韓国製スマホ使ってます(-_-)。

I high school I knew a guy who wanted to fuck the chicken from FNAF. He tried to get us to pitch in money so he could buy a 3D printer and print the chicken to fuck it. Last I heard he was animating zelda porn.

since females are the sex that gives birth and males are the sex that kills, are ftms the master race for possessing the dual powers of both taking and creating life? (ignoring the being manlets in this analysis)

生词：吸屌好手
笑死

I once had spicy pizza with Gazza and my lips were on fire and he wasn't fazed in the slightest, what a legend.

basically trannies are like furries except instead of animals it's women

I disagree that the only use case is speculation. There's also money laundering.

Sky Sports: "Apologies for the bad language there, we're so sorry about that"
Dutch TV: "HAHAHAHAH"

In January 2017, U.K. sports broadcaster Sky Sports inadvertently reported that Aberdeen had signed a Turkish footballer called "Yerdas Selzavon" (phonetically "your da (father) sells Avon", a reference to the direct-selling cosmetics company) after falling for a gag name on a fake Twitter account.

A lot of the big black cocks posted around are from gay men if you actually reverse search so yeah I dont think they're interested in taking your girl

>>315
https://youtu.be/Mm1XcNxrUU0

>>318 Hehe, busted!

ooh I had so much salt and now my head hurts ohhh can you suck me so good you rip the kidney stones out and tear my urethra like a Chinese bitch's pussy giving birth to her (to be) corn fed 13lb hapa baby

ஈதமஉஉரஈமஈநஊரபஉயஈஊரஉஊஉஈர

the new timeline for Megalovania is now
2008- Composed for the Earthbound Halloween Hack
2011- Used in Homestuck
2015- Used in Undertale
2019- Used in Super Smash Bros Ultimate
2020- Megalovania is played in a live orchestra
2021- Megalovania is in the Pope's General Audience

For example, our current understanding of physics has yet to explain why yo mama so fat

Based and pinkpilled. Gensokyo is for women only.

I rode an elephant once and it took a shit while I was riding it and I thought the pressure of my weight on it made it do that so I felt fat and starved myself for two days.

LMFAO. Thanks, I'll swipe some reserve notes through my ass crack and send them into Jerome promptly.

Nobunaga actually committed seppuku at Honnoji temple because Akechi Mitsuhide opened a time portal and showed him all the genderbent anime versions of him.

One of the is impersonating my cat. Another is pretending to be the fence behind my house.

All physicians will be required to perform a certain number of abortions per year except those with a religious objection, who will have to perform twice that number.

Girls from the age of five to women aged eighty have been assaulted and sexually mutilated. Others were raped and their families forced to watch. By 2008 the United Nations (UN) had estimated that up to 200,000 females had suffered from some form of sexual violence. The brutality of the rapes have caused long-term health, social, familial, and psychological problems. There have been reports of infants aged one being raped, as well as women in their nineties.

Human Rights Watch described the extraordinary brutality of the DRC rapes – girls as young as five and women as old as eighty were reportedly shot in the vagina or mutilated with knives and razor blades

Well...uhh...the residue from the farts leaves bacteria that causes irritation on the skin thus causing it to itch. ...

So when a girl scratches her butt, you know she either doesn't wipe too well or she has recently farted....

Just random information....

I haven’t finished it because it was too depressing, but the only implausible bit was that the American public would never tolerate that sort of behavior from a female president.

Me, neither; and BECAUSE Amethyst is my FAVORITE Character; and Pizza Steve was the UG Character I DESPISED The Most; It was EXTREMELY Cathartic and VERY Satisfying to see Pizza Steve end up being eaten by Amethyst!!

LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah

>>336 but this is chinese?

one downside to basing most of your cultural education on webcomis is not knowing whether ventriloquism dolls are, in fact, an extremely "white" thing

touhou is so fun and cute, i wish women were real

I came here after receiving a 12 hour suspension for saying that if it was in person I would soundly thrash them. It is addicting because no matter what argument you present they just insult you and form a mob around you to call you all kinds of mean things. They all act like the same entity. It is like an amorphous blob of matter surrounding you and hurling out "you're not an expert". They all use the crying laugh face emoji. They all have weird codes in their descriptions/names like he/her with random assortments of colors and shapes. I believe that Twitter is creating a new form of human cognition.-

Is the joke that the coworker is being cucked by her golden retriever

shoe over the rainbow

The illustrations on the banknotes show generic examples of architectural styles such as renaissance and baroque rather than real bridges from a particular member state, which could have aroused envy among other countries. "The European Bank didn't want to use real bridges so I thought it would be funny to claim the bridges and make them real," Stam told Dezeen.

Network Engineer here. For most home internet providers if your modem is offline for some time they will give your IP to someone else and give you a new one when you get back.
For business however, your IP is static and does not change.
Also the time your modem has to be down for varies, some providers wait just 30 minutes, others a week.

—some tard commenting on a YouTube video: http://archive.today/2022.01.12-230808/https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=zC1vlLMoc0s - DarkViperAU upload