Meanwhile at the Sissy toy workshop...

[EnchantrixBethany]

One of the North Pole’s most well-kept secrets is that Santa has a team of Dickgirl elves dedicated to making naughty toys for those of you on the naughty list. Yes, I said dick girl elves. Not short little men with pointy ears, but beautiful tgirls with pointy ears and really big dicks. Shhh, you didn’t hear it from me!

https://www.eroticaudios.com/content/Be ... ethany.mp3
https://babewithaboner.com/santas-dickgirl-elves/

[Jamie Michelle]

One of the North Pole’s most well-kept secrets is that Santa has a team of Dickgirl elves dedicated to making naughty toys for those of you on the naughty list. Yes, I said dick girl elves. Not short little men with pointy ears, but beautiful tgirls with pointy ears and really big dicks. Shhh, you didn’t hear it from me!

🎄https://www.eroticaudios.com/content/Be ... ethany.mp3🎄
https://babewithaboner.com/santas-dickgirl-elves/

Thank you very much, Princess Bethany, for this fun Santanic Christmas Eve audio! Yet what does Santa even mean? Well, let's consult the Oxford English Dictionary's entry for "santa" (see John A. Simpson and Edmund S. C. Weiner [Eds.], id. [Oxford, UK: Clarendon Press, 2nd ed., 1989]):

""
‖ ˈsanta Obs. rare—1.

A female saint.
   App. ad. L. sancta, with assimilation to saint.

   a 1450 Knt. de la Tour (1906) 5 For-yete not ... to recomaunde you to the seintes and santas.
""

And we all know how much of a true saint Eve was toward mankind via her bold act. So how suitable that we should honor her on the appropriately-entitled Christmas Eve!

Interestingly, within the various olden European lands, "elf" was simply one culture's synonym for another culture's "fairy". Two names that mean the same basic creature. The olden-time folk often thought that the fairies/elves were toying with them, when really they were merely attempting to impart information that those folks weren't prepared for. Though such magical beings were also mostly thought of as essentially innocent creatures, which is true.

And "Claus" is a shortened form of Nicholas. The name Nicholas means "victory of the people".

Interesting.

[Jamie Michelle]

One of the North Pole’s most well-kept secrets is that Santa has a team of Dickgirl elves dedicated to making naughty toys for those of you on the naughty list. Yes, I said dick girl elves. Not short little men with pointy ears, but beautiful tgirls with pointy ears and really big dicks. Shhh, you didn’t hear it from me!

🎄https://www.eroticaudios.com/content/Be ... ethany.mp3🎄
https://babewithaboner.com/santas-dickgirl-elves/

Thank you very much, Princess Bethany, for this fun Santanic Christmas Eve audio! Yet what does Santa even mean? Well, let's consult the Oxford English Dictionary's entry for "santa" (see John A. Simpson and Edmund S. C. Weiner [Eds.], id. [Oxford, UK: Clarendon Press, 2nd ed., 1989]):

""
‖ ˈsanta Obs. rare—1.

A female saint.
App. ad. L. sancta, with assimilation to saint.

a 1450 Knt. de la Tour (1906) 5 For-yete not ... to recomaunde you to the seintes and santas.
""

And we all know how much of a true saint Eve was toward mankind via her bold act. So how suitable that we should honor her on the appropriately-entitled Christmas Eve!

Interestingly, within the various olden European lands, "elf" was simply one culture's synonym for another culture's "fairy". Two names that mean the same basic creature. The olden-time folk often thought that the fairies/elves were toying with them, when really they were merely attempting to impart information that those folks weren't prepared for. Though such magical beings were also mostly thought of as essentially innocent creatures, which is true.

And "Claus" is a shortened form of Nicholas. The name Nicholas means "victory of the people".

Interesting.

Merry Christmas, everyone! Yippee! I wish everybody the greatest on this glorious day!

And here is a picture of Old Saint Nick:


Nike: the Goddess of Victory
Mirrors: https://i.ibb.co/f9nQ2kF/Nike-Goddess-of-Victory.jpg , https://archive.ph/wdvrk , https://megalodon.jp/2021-1225-1918-04/ ... ictory.jpg .

She's called "Old" for a reason--older than most could imagine. And she's already got her crown. Yet she desires to place a wreath of victorious peace upon everyone's head. Then we've all got our coronas.

Nicholas: from the Greek Νίκη, the Goddess of Victory; and the Greek λαός, meaning the common people.

May victory find all the peace-seeking people on this Christmas day! Yay!

* * * * *

Viz.:

* "Aeveron - Bound For Victory", PfDingus, Feb. 7, 2011, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOC3GIeoDyc . Mirror: "Aeveron- Bound For Victory", Mitchstix, Nov. 5, 2008, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUblHD0YU8 . Mirror: "Aeveron - Bound For Victory", Ryan K ( youtube.com/user/EraOneSamael ), Jan. 14, 2009, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SB0ad1O_CY . Mirror: "Bound for Victory", Aeveron - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UCeoeFhvzft6aYqbrGXodlFQ ), Nov. 7, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJTMfbG5eIQ .

For the full album within which the above divine song appears, along with its lyrics, see my following thread which celebrates the Saints, i.e., the grateful dead:

* Jamie Michelle, "Happy Halloween to All My Lovely Sissy Schoolers!", Oct. 31, 2018, viewtopic.php?f=9&t=16464 .

[Empress Cassidy]

I read this and thought you called her audio (WHICH IS SEXY AND ADORABLE!!!) satanic! Nope Santanic. A religion that follows Santa! Awesome.

In case anyone else sees this - Let's Clarify! It's very Santa Centric not the guy with the horns.

Merry Christmas Bethany! Merry Christmas Jamie Michelle! Happy Holidays ALL!

[Jamie Michelle]

I read this and thought you called her audio (WHICH IS SEXY AND ADORABLE!!!) satanic! Nope Santanic. A religion that follows Santa! Awesome.

In case anyone else sees this - Let's Clarify! It's very Santa Centric not the guy with the horns.

Merry Christmas Bethany! Merry Christmas Jamie Michelle! Happy Holidays ALL!

Thank you, Empress Cassidy! Merry Christmas to you, and to all the wonderful Sissy Schoolers! Yay!

And yes, us fairies are sometimes known for pumping-up Santa Claus's awesome powers beyond what he would have even recommended. Hey, we tend to get rather excited about these things. We just burst at the seams when this special season arises. As I'm sure some have detected.

But no matter! Regardless of Mr. Claus's prowess or lack thereof, we still have a soft-spot for him.

Now some may wonder: Then tell us about your tender-spot, Jamie.

Folks, that wasn't an invitation for people to inquire about such matters. That's called a figure of speech. Because of course, it's just lumps of bituminous coal in my heart. And then that would be a literal statement.

Hey, I need something to fuel me.

Ha! That's what's known in this business as a joke.

And what business would that be, Jamie? Some might wonder.

Well, that has yet to be determined. One of these days I will figure that out, but until such time, we have this instead. Whatever "this" might be.

Again, I couldn't really tell anyone what my business is except that I'm doing it quite well. You folks laugh, but have you ever seen the bucks rolling-in this fast? If we measure this in terms of dollars, then I'm on track to hit a cent soon. A cent is an old-timey term for one-hundredth of a buck. Something the kids these days wouldn't know about.

So that makes me feel rather proud, to think that I'm doing that well.

Sometimes us elves have heart-conditions, and our coal pops out of our chests. Well, that explains how they occasionally end up there in your packages.

They then have to rush us to the elf-hospitals, whereby they promptly tell us that we're not constructed with hearts in the first place, so therefore we shouldn't worry. It's worked-out well so far. Can't complain.

One might then accuse us of being heartless bastards, even though our births happened within legitimacy. If we had a heart, then such a charge would make us feel sad.

Of course, I kid. Us elvish kind do have hearts, though they're located on our heels. So every time we move forward, it's like someone's stepping on our hearts.

Eventually we get over it. I mean, in-between steps.

[EnchantrixBethany]

I read this and thought you called her audio (WHICH IS SEXY AND ADORABLE!!!) satanic! Nope Santanic. A religion that follows Santa! Awesome.

In case anyone else sees this - Let's Clarify! It's very Santa Centric not the guy with the horns.

Merry Christmas Bethany! Merry Christmas Jamie Michelle! Happy Holidays ALL!

Thank you Ms Cassidy! And yeah I had no idea there was religion dedicated to Santa! How cool

[Jamie Michelle]

Thank you so much, Mistresses Bethany and Cassidy, for your delightful contributions to Sissy School this Christmas season! Princess Bethany's present thread is such a wonderful Christmas gift for us Sissy Schoolers! Yay!

[Jamie Michelle]

Hey, we're on the Third Day of Christmas! Yippee!

Three is a rather special number, I figure.

I hurt also, because I am a mortal, like you.

* "Whorticulture - 'Crucify' (Music Video)", Whorticulture ( youtube.com/channel/UCah8PR-_uywd_cX6c9JRxTQ ), June 24, 2021, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z98DBR77i1s , https://files.catbox.moe/13u85o.mkv , https://web.archive.org/web/20211227224 ... 13u85o.mkv .

Are we really hearing that correctly? Sometimes we slur our words, in order to produce the necessary outcome.


Salvador Dalí, Le Christ, year 1951.
Mirrors: https://files.catbox.moe/bbxz9k.jpg , https://megalodon.jp/2021-1228-0626-31/ ... bbxz9k.jpg .

Religion. Meaning *bound*. Best to be bound to epic cosmic awesomeness, with multicolored intense lasers shooting off in every direction! More even!

And then some doubt.

'Tis the season.