For the record: I think dirty thoughts are good!
I got 4 get, but my captcha is five. I think now's the best time to put the bullet troo my head dawgs.
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Jackson 5 GET
There is no value in 6GET, therefore it is a place for me.
7GET
marisa butt slam from soku
I think that trying not to think dirty thoughts causes much dirtier thoughts.
I'm not sure why you translated pervy/lewd thoughts as dirty thoughts. There is nothing dirty about reproduction, this is like humans' number 1 goal. Christianity fucked you over.
heh
unsissification hypno asmr you want to do heavy compound lifts and take magnesium oooOOooOoo you want to eat grass fed beef and buy a heavy bag
the fart wizard, flying through the sky
空飛ぶ屁名人
wake me up when the 8gag teen invasion passes
Y-you have genitals? Pervert!!
What some people think perversion means: anything sex related.
What perverts think perversion is: eels in vagina, skin hooks, SM play, faggotry, child fucking.
>SM play, faggotry
This isnt even particularly scandalous these days.
I think more people are shocked by messy porn than these things nowadays tbh
peeps rather legalize cannibalism than dismantle copyright
Nothing shocks me anymore, doesn't mean I'm fine with it.
To pervert is to twist
>>16
The 8gag teens are using dqn to fight a proxy war with the twitter teens
>>23
At least twitter teens don't endlessly recycle 2014 4chan memes.
excuse me for just a moment, friend. the name of this dish...do you mean to tell me that a SHRIMP fried this rice?
>>18 "wait, lesbian threesome anal fisting isn't vanilla?"
Endlessly recycling 2014 4chan memes?
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
Coming from a DQN veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, endlessly recycling 2003 2ch memes.
That's right, endlessly recycling 2003 2ch memes. This is the vet's way of posting.
Teens vs grandpa
4-ch is so fast these days, I can't keep up with how fast threads are!
dirty thought: i like it when boys kiss!
vc: shithose
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Catholic history has to be the most complete and preserved western archive, right?
Nobody pays me to make sense, fuck you. America is the capital of great britain.
One cannot say that cutting off noses was so atrocious by the standard of the time.
social media influenza
10 hours sleep and I'm still fucked up! I love coughing up that cocaine sludge in the morning!!
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You're welcome.
Just impulse bought an album on CD. Guess I started a CD collection
Hey, Einstein!
I'm on your side!
VIPPER - y'all cowards dont pAY me enOUGH
shirmp fry and coirssant
all this bloat and spyware and microsoft still ain't adding tabs to windows explorer
>>702
aside from the initial cost of the animal itself, it seems to range anywhere from nearly free (if you already own pasture for them to graze on and stables for them to sleep in) to upwards of $1000 a month (for room, board, feed, and grooming, if you don't have the time or space to do that all yourself)
i was interested because a horse seems like a much cooler way to navigate around a large, rural property than an atv or a jeep or something. plus grass is cheaper than gas.
vc: brap
>>4295
It's a girl, congratulations!
i guess its not really that big a deal to save one post in part 4 of one of the like 6 recurring threads
voldo is a good boi, i forgot
yeah, yeah, yeah, hey cosmo, cosmo und wanda.
do you like boas or pythons more
I wonder.
Boy anime is about war. Girl anime is about politics. The song and saying "love is war" is pretty famous, but it's closer to politics actually.
To think angry mobs work on imageboards as well as in real life. With people who claim they hate angry mobs.
If somebody bullies you, kill them.
Going to borrow dad's weighted blanket (which he bought completely unaware of its typical use) for a night. Will report back with findings!
If somebody kills you, kill them.
>>58
based
I think we should make bestiality legal but to prevent animal abuse you have to record yourself and send the video to the Animal Sex Safety Inspector (me) for assessment.
what if the sad clown archetype is a thing because of lead-based face paint used by clowns in medieval italy or whatever
should i lose 30kg and get back in shape or should i take steroids and turn it into muscle and be huge but die at 43
dubs decides
>>62 go carnivore and radiate 2696265536210452920 joules of überketo smugness
>>57
It ended up being a lot more comfortable to sleep under than I thought it would be, as long as I stayed on my back (where it managed to keep me the entire night). Moving around, or even laying sideways, were both slightly uncomfortable.
I think I liked it! This is a bad sign, isn't it...
wear the dress! take the pills! be my dqn wife!
>>62
Lose the weight. It's like a cheat code for becoming almost young again.
https://4-ch.net/img/src/1638570033435.jpg this could be us!!!
responding to somebody's thoughts is rude. I give you permission though.
Aaaaand of course it ate my spaces.
https://warosu.org/ - I try to remember the name of this website, but I kept remembering "wa sar u dot org" (pronunciation: wɒ-sar-o͞o). However it is actually "wa ro su dot org".
Captcha: haiyen
>>31
I also don't really like posters being meta and complaining about bad posts / posts they perceive as bad.
>>75
Correction:
*2children" for me
(I wish. Make them two androids who don't have a consciousness.)
vc: guthide
indian farmer protests actually succeeded beyond all expectation. pretty surprising to me.
duck penis
machiguchi is more of a pikopiko neta
I need a nerd aa. Something with glasses, to fit in the name field.
"Vax" short for vaccine(/-ation) being considered a word now makes me kind of annoyed!
I can no longer masturbate to my favorite DEC minicomputers without seeing some retarded argument.
For me, it's the DEC PDP-10.
I could've been pounding the cute girl right now. All of our neighbors could've heard her moan. Instead I sit here, in front of a computer.
I wonder if somebody somewhere pounds a cute girl and wishes he'd go online instead.
I've spent some time pounding cute girls while wishing I was reading Grandpa threads instead.
I can't get behind Christopher Kimball's crusade against searing meat.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Shinto,
is in fact, Shinbutsu shuugo, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Shinto plus Buddhism.
Shinto is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning Buddhist system made useful by the Buddhist terminology, cosmology
and soteriology comprising a full religion as defined by Amidabutsu.
Many worshipers run a modified version of the Buddhist system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Buddhism
which is widely used today is often called "Shinto", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the Buddhist system, developed by the historical Buddha, Siddhartha Gautama.
There really is a Shinto, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Shinto is the theology: the aspect of the system
that allocates the faith of the masses to replenish the positive karma of the native Kami.
The theology is an essential part of a religion, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Shinto is
normally used in combination with the Buddhist operating system: the whole system
is basically Buddhism with Shinto added, or Shinbutsu shuugo. All the so-called "Shinto"
distributions are really distributions of Shinbutsu shuugo.
just wanna listen about the opium wars today but there's so much shit to do like laundry :(
shift-〄
genuinely upset that they didnt get koko and nanahira to do the voices of remi and flan in the touhou gacha because those are the voices i've been reading them in my head with for YEARS
gadaffi said that switzerland should be partitioned between france, germany, and italy but i think it should be the opposite. greater switzerland from the channel to the baltic to the aegaean.
Sick transit, bro.
The United States should invade all of southern Canadaa.
I had a dream I was with a girl and she had a phrase tattooed on her back and it's like the sort of thing that would be significant in a movie, some sort of omen written on her back that gets the plot going, but I don't think you can actually recall most text you read in your dreams in real life, so I don't know what it said and I feel like I missed something.
I am a sweetheart, I am a prom queen. I am some puppies.
>>94 Would be great! I think koko loves music too much, but she's been too ill to work recently
This nerd version might be a bit nicer. Or maybe (-Θc_Θ¬ミ ?
hmmm
thinkcrime: I think you did that crime
thotcrime: siren lights and megaphone THOT POLICE! DROP THAT BOOTY, NOW!
Would be cool if I could delete replies I didn't like from my threads. And if somebody didn't like me deleting something, he'd create his own thread and said "hey that guy is a faggot, he deleted this thing from his thread".
This shit is why discord is more popular than you fags.
Give Ebola-chan a kisu~
>>104 but I'm too old to be groomed!
I miss Ebola-chan.
finally, someone who recognizes that cast iron is a low and slow tool, all that way-past-smoking-oil temp stuff is more like a hack that only sears one side and is probably giving you lung cancer
(Freezer Containers music from Pokemon Black/White)
>>104
That sounds designed to cause drama. They knew what they were doing calling it Discord.
Why are norms so fascinated with the Mariana Trench specifically
Dogs have an underrated vertical leap
Another autumn ends, another winter approaches. The groomed grow to be groomers.
How does one determine if an album is self titled or untitled?
>>115
If the album is released in the United States of America, the record label will (hopefully) register their copyright for it with the U.S. Copyright Office. They will do so with the "Group Registration of Published Musical Works" procedure unless they would rather pay the filing fee for each individual song. The application form for this procedure will ask them to list a title for the album, which is then its title as far as the U.S. government is concerned, even if the packaging refrains from communicating this regrettable fact to the hoi polloi.
Additionally, the record label itself, distributors, retailers, etc. will probably assign an internal title for its own paper pushing purposes.
Its weird to think that in non-human organisms, malice is a sign of high intelligence
can't believe that everyone and everything i love and care about including myself will eventually return to the dust from whence it was formed, this is so sad can we get an f in the chat
4kidz touhou be like: remmy huckleberry and marissa mist
everything I love and care about has already returned to the dust from whence it was formed, now I am just waiting for myself.
>>117
Yeah I thought about it in the context of kids learning to lie as a marker of intellectual development. Malice requires enough abstraction to understand the self, what would consist of a reward for the self, probably some amount of object permanence and a means to distinguish consequence in the future. It sounds like a very complex cognitive process. I guess cognition implies enacting suffering on each other.
With true intelligence comes indifference. You know everything will burn 1000000 years from now on, so nothing really matters.
Autumn ends
Frogs return to the earth
>>122 True intelligence knows that one isn't going to live 1000000 years, and can do things to make what ever time one has the most fun it can be
Intelligence is a sliding scale from unrestricted malice to autistic existential depression.
The current thoughts thread is generally the outpouring of the things that dqn should keep locked up inside their head.
Would any DQN be interested in a web-based AA editor? AA posting has been on a decline here for a while now, so I'm not sure if anyone here would actually end up using it.
>>127
Not sure if "web-based" is the magic word, but something new and up to date would be nice...
>>127 I believe most of it is cribbed from Japanese sources in the first place, and there it has also been on the decline
>>128
"Web-based" because I suspect most are too lazy to install AA editors and run them with Japanese locale. As for up to date, there's plenty of good tools floating around, though none of them are translated.
emoji killed the VIP star
😵 I WANNA BE A VIP STAR 💀
How do I cope with never being able to see China in 2078?
Why do ROC losers keep saying they're Taiwanese? Who cares? It's like saying "I'm black" or "I'm Jewish" when nobody asked.
I'm black.
I'm gay
>when nobody asked
nobody asked you to interject either teen
Scouse not english
>>126
Someone is posting videos of bullfighters piercing a bull's brain to swiftly kill them after they've been subdued on twitter, I guess with the intent of making the viewer realize that it's a brutal sport for bulls or something, but I just thought that watching the bull seize for a few seconds when the knife starts scrambling its brain was kinda cool.
>>126 "if you take dmt and datura at the same time, do the machine elves and shadow people start fighting?"
weeb-based
benis :D
hmmm today I will burn my dread (clueless)
most people just plain look better clothed anyhow, dryhumping ftw
Years ago, I was Chinese
confusion the waitress
psychosomatic addict inSANE
Isnt it weird that there are people still basically living in tiny, primitive extremely isolated communities in rural Oceania?
People born when Azumanga was broadcast are already realizing the things I dreamed to be...
I can pee in your mouth free of charge. You aren't my friend, you aren't my enemy, you are nothing to me. Why am I talking into nothingness. This nothingness sometimes responds.
lpszFuckMeInTheEth0Aleksi
real eyes realize real lice
>>155
oh shit i didn't see this before i started talking shit about QR codes in the other thread
my beef with QR codes is that 99% of the usage is for URLs and OCR technology is such that URLs can be scanned just as easily, so the only purpose a QR code serves is to obfuscate the URL so that humans can't read it. I know that's the whole point, but I hate it.
I hope Mr. Wikipedia Dick doesn't come and dick me down, that would really be awful
OCR is still an absolute pile of shit when it comes to disambiguating certain character classes after all these years. I don't think that's getting fixed anytime soon.
My bones are made of stone
turns on some letsplay I don't want to think ever again.
I'm looking for a image that was common around 2011 but i cant find it anywhere anymore. It was like a 4 pane comic:
If anyone has information about this elusive comic, please come forward.
>>158 A small square takes up less space than a string of text
"I wish for world clean."
"The day of reckoning will come."
the corpo prophecies are spoken. even so, come, Lord Jesus
hello I am looking for
lesbian contacts
>>162
It's literally the first image result when you look it up
>>163
a shortened URL absolutely takes up less space than one of those QR codes. literally the whole point of URL shorteners is to make URLs more human-usable, and we're talking about human use. why wouldn't we use them here?
>>159
It's not, but regardless, also easily fixed by URL shortening. This has even already been done by some URL shorteners. My own employer, for example, has an URL shortener that shortens everything 'employer.com/123456789' (some number). Easily read by OCR.
>>168 Idk, a standardised small box that's like “point your phone here to get more information” seems more useful than another line of text in beside all the other text. And most url shorteners make the url a string of numbers/letters, which is less human-usable?
>>170 if you have a phone, they're both exactly the same level of human-usable. point your phone camera at the URL or QR code, it scans and takes to you the URL. If you don't have a phone, a QR code is completely useless, but an URL is not. there's literally no drawback.
>>166
I'll be honest here, I didn't actually bother looking for it. Someone on IRC asked me to find it for him so I went to ask here straight away.
I just realized how human the language used for ant colonies. "Workers" "Soldiers" "The Queen". It seems so obvious to me now but it took me far too long to see the projection of human society onto ant colonies when a lot of insect terms are not like that.
myrmidon
gamergate
pissant
Eat less meat
> It's not
When a URL can be recognized across the same dark room with an 00s cameraphone that a QR code can, I'll start reaching for whatever shit you're smoking.
make me faggot, i'll break you in half over my knee and eat you too
why are non-carbonated things harder to drink out of a can
I went outside today. I did not like it.
Imageboards are great, they are an incredibly reliable source of rage, annoyance and feel of rejection. Who needs books with those.
Your post must be quality and only quality. Not quality thoughts are now illegal. You are a very convenient slave boy, got it?
I will sabotage everything I will ever be a part of. I will always join only the loosing side. Until I have no sides to join.
>>171
I presume that the biggest use case for QRs is not to scan stuff on your phone, but for dedicated low power embedded devices to read stuff as fast and with as little ambiguity as possible for logistics, fulfillments, supply chain management, etc. Scanning URLs from physical mediums is just a nice extra and something not a lot of people do at any rate.
>>185 it clearly makes sense in industrial applications i just think it's awful that every laundry machine, restaurant, and vaccination site (the three actual examples in my life, affecting literally everyone i know) has adopted them since covid started. so if you count 'number of qr codes scanned', the number one user is probably amazon, federal express, or toyota, sure, and there's no problem with that. but if it's 'number of people using qr codes' then probably the #1 user is restaurants or some other public-facing application now.
>00s cameraphone, across a dark room
i honestly just don't believe you. even flight-boarding smartphone apps for use with the dedicated scanners at airline check-in gates blast the backlight on your phone because light is an issue.
i cant sleep
help
シコって寝ろ
I apologise for starting apparently-very-serious QR code discourse, I was just interested in weird 90s software
Broadcom chips are made by the devil himself
>>190 What's wrong with them?
if i had been a cute girl i'd have almost exactly enough ネタ for a 13 episode seasonal anime about the time i worked third shift at a convenience store for like 6 months and the weird shit that happened and things i did to deal with boredom that probably looked funny on the camera
Windows 95 does not work in VirtualBox.
Try DosBox
>>189 oh dude im sorry for being so autistic about it i know i have a brain disease
>>189 i thought the discussion was polite and fun
it wasnt that long ago that i still had another late-20s burnout friend to wander around my shitty suburb at 3 am smoking weed and talking about touhou with but im starting to question if any of it was actually real at all, maybe i'm in a psych ward and imagined the whole thing or maybe i'm in a hospital bed dying of a heart attack and this entire life is a DMT-induced hallucination
genshin surprisingly playable with my 4th grade leading revel japanese, i dont always know what an item is called but i usually know what to do with it and where to use it
its like being 8 years old playing pokemon sapphire again
me 10 minutes ago: surely tangut can't be that bad
me now: lmao the way midwestern white grandmas think hanzi works is the way this actually works
how do midwestern white grandmas think hanzi works?
everyone is AFX this, OPN that, Sewerslvt here, VSnares there
for me it's Gigi D'Agostino
Yo yo yo, new Android patches just dropped, where my glowniggas at
Discussion that lasts less than 50 posts can be barely called a discussion.
Posting from MacOS Monterey - these get uglier and uglier
>>207
I checked out Big Sur and the eject button wasn't even properly aligned, I dunno if it's worth migrating from clover to opencore to update my Mojave install.
>>210
XFCE is still fine
"If you want a vision of the future computer, imagine a phone that's a rectangle and nearly every program you can use on it is not-disapproved by a Silicon Valley company." -Albert Einstein
Imagine meeting THE girls from Girls' Last Tour and you get yuu pregnant because she likes you and chii-chan has to listen to you have sex over n over but then yuu doesn't want her left out so then you have two wives and you find a nice cozy part of the city to populate and start a community in with your two wives yuu and chii-chan... wouldn't that be rad
living the dream
>>213
It would be (kettenk)rad!
Wouldn't it be weird if sexual reproduction was reversed? Imagine a penis going in and out of a vagina until the woman orgasms and shoots her sperm into the mans penis and he gets pregnant?
>>217
From conception or birth? It must be hard giving birth out of a penis.
>>216
only 1% of sperm would get to the destination, unless penis had a sucking in function somehow. This sucking organ would've been 5 times bigger than male balls, and would've been unactive for the most of human's lifetime, just taking space. Just terribly unefficient all around. You would need a way to clean it of sucked in dust or something like that, this means extra excretions. Plus sperm needs a temperature a bit lower than the rest of the body, this means this female would still need balls and would still need the channel to deliver sperm from balls into the sucking penis. If you go that far, might as well just deliver all the way into the female's body. It is probably possible to have semen production without balls, but resulting semen probably wouldn't be able to move as freely or something, human body probably has its temperature for a reason, to kill as much of alien organisms that try to get inside as possible.
The pissu kids are ruining a yet another hideout. Unfortunate.
think hurts, please stop the think, I don't want to think anymore, please stop this, please, somebody
game over teenbro
What's that song that goes something like MAWARU MAWARU, MERRY MERRY GO ROUND!! ?
It's a powerful uptempo dance song and I think it might be touhou-related
Being a cop is like, you never worry about having a corkscrew
Has anyone heard of a C87 album called HOT COKO with a track by ココ on it?
> only 1% of sperm would get to the destination
damn, your right, it could never work, a mans penis only shoots out one sperm at a time maybe 2 sometimes and thats how you get twins
I knew bunnies were hypersexual but I didn't know they could hump so fast.
Ever tried to pee backwards? Getting something outside through a tiny canal is much easier than getting something back in. This is why month is much bigger than asshole.
Male sperm and female sperm have to meet each other inside, this is why you need to flood it like that.. I wonder why there is usually only one female sperm at the time. Maybe specifically to avoid the twin situation?
gonna change my name to shakespeare and write a book called hamlet but it'll be about a small pig
>>220
Verm owns you
I don't know who needs to hear this but
2BUCKHOMEWORLD
I tried visiting pissu once but everyone there types like a teenage girl and I don't much care for it.
You have to wonder how hyper productive artists like @hyxpk and @kamindani operate. I would guess it's the Bob Ross effect.
>>232
Teengirls vs Teenbro mafia
one thing i like about this place is that despite periodic scares that tumblr people / twitter people / 4chan people / people from that russian guy's sites / people from some new site are gonna invade, it never happens because to post on a text board consistently you have to have a basic level of literacy that simply isn't present on 99% of the internet
Michiganders and Michigeese
Naomi Osaka vs WingsofRedemption
>>233 Generally speaking, really fast artists like that are making compromises that they've practiced a lot and aren't ultimately a detriment to what they do. For example, using rendering techniques that don't take long, knowing how to vary up a sameface, being really good at <body part A> so that nobody knows nor cares that you're not "the really good <body part B> guy", that sorta thing.
(That is not to say it isn't impressive. It's very impressive.)
Naomi Osaka Penis
fuck u for locking me out ebay
GOONGA GINGA GOONGA GING GANG GOONGING GOONGA
t. corea
Shota National Party
RIP Galko, I don't see how your author gets outta this one
Bear Grylls deepfake vtuber
21 12 21
the nightmare before christmas was a weak movie
Tim Burton is a hack fraud
beverly hills cop + ninja + 90210 is a very confusing franchise Kappa
They see me rofflin'. They hatin'
She became negroidal
I mostly use DQN as part of my lunch break at work (and then pop on later to see if there's been any replies). I'm off for the holidays, so see you in the new year, dokyuns!
I never managed to pirate multimedia fusion as a kid because I got a lot of hits for porn with two dudes in it.
Hong Kong
>japanese webfont
a horrifying idea, it's not a pathetic latin alphabet with like 80 characters, those are heavy.
mona is hipster shit.
I used to think the "waifus blacked" thing was a joke based off the old VRChat meme event and "built for bbc"-type shitposting but some of the editing is so extensive I'm starting to think its an actual fetish and I dont know if that makes it funnier or just sad
I'd say it is 3% fetish and 97% fetish for pissing people off.
and 100% mental illness
Hiding of ID when you sage feels weird, why it works like that. It's kind of inconvenient for everyone.
Every imageboard or textboard I know of suck each in a different way. This here is one of the better places.
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私は黒人が「イケメン」よりも置くのが少ないと思います
try again but in your native language
pizdarique
your thoughts suck, think harder
wait, no, it's a trap, don't think
orange violet succubus
anarchy in the /dqn/
Je trouve les Noirs moins rebutants que les "ikemen" japonais aux cheveux blonds et à la peau bronzée. Ceux-là m'intimident vraiment et je ne sais pas pourquoi
dqn DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Imagine being a mindreader in a foreign country. I assume real mindreaders are capable of hijacking deeper levels than just internal monologue, and those are language independent. In "made in abyss" there are mindreading monsters, incredibly dangerous shits. Imagine deep mindreading used before hiring somebody, or on politicians. Imagine opening somebody's skull physically as a prerequisite to getting to some positions.
I should've killed myself 10 years ago. I need to do something instead of just wasting time.
絶対に来迎されない人生を活きてしまった
go'on cave
jelqing to wu dynasty kanji readings
vc: kan
George Floyd (ghost form) is going to haunt me one of these days
I like how the word cocaine sounds. Almost like cock, but better. Should be kokein and kok though.
>>257
Post examples of "Some S_JIS art takes the difference between the types of brackets into account (and was probably made by Mona users)".
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If I replaced my eyeballs with iPhone cameras, the image quality that I see would be worse. Though it would be worse than my normal eyes while using glasses or contact lenses, it would still be something. I would be able to see, but I guess I would have to charge my battery for my eyes maybe multiple times per day. Also, I don't know if the science to convert a digital image signal to a brain image signal has been done yet.