1. harry styles
    harry styles
  2. i bet you think about me
  3. halo
my elementary school-aged niece: Owl, I have a question about vegan stuff.
me: oh nice yeah, what do you want to know?
my niece: okay so if two vegans get into like a serious fight, is it still called a ‘beef’ or is it an ‘impossible beef’?
me, absolutely fucking losing it: kiddo you are hilarious
Loki after Wanda, Sylvie and Strange finally turn to him for help: I’m so glad to hear you all came to me in your time of need. What better way to fuck your way out of something than to ask the biggest fuckup? Now, open your binders to page one! *turns on PowerPoint*
Loki: Lesson one, Manipulate, Mansplain, Manwhore. How to get out of a pickle in the sexiest way possible!

i could never be in the army what if my stomach hurt