****READ IT!!!!*****
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR PAULS VIDS’ WELL-KNOWN FAN-FILM/CREEPYPASTA, “SHED 17”!!! THE IMAGE CONTAINS IMAGES UNSUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES, SAME WITH THE FILM!!!! BE SURE TO WATCH IT FIRST, BEFORE SEEING THIS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!!!!!
-We Now Join Our Regularly Scheduled Special/Post, Already in Progress-
Hello, I’m The Detective Librarian and today’s my latest special for Christmas!! This time, it’s focused on one of the most well-known “Thomas & Friends” Creepypastas, “Shed 17”, created by Pauls Vids on Youtube on October 6, 2015. Some of you may have remembered my review of it and here’s the link to see it and the video called “Shed 17”. But, remember, THIS FILM IS DISTURBING!!! IT CONTAINS LANGUAGE, DARK/FRIGHTENING IMAGES, BLOOD, AND SCENES INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES!!!!! SO, PLEASE VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!! Anyways, here they are now!:
Now, onto the actual special. Last year’s Christmas special on my blog was my own parody of “Twas the Night Before Christmas”, but this year is the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song, “Shed 17”-version. Here’s how it goes, for those of you who have seen it.:
LYRICS:
“On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Out!!!!!'”
“On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘Two Engines Squirting Blood Out’ and ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Out!!!!!'”
“On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘Three Engines Getting Scrapped’, ‘Two Engines Squirting Blood Out’, and ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Out!!!!'”
“On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘Four Engines Blowing Up’, ‘Three Engines Getting Scrapped’, ‘Two Engines Squirting Blood Out’, and ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Out!!!!'”
“On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘FIVE HELICOPTERS BLEEDING!!!!!!’ ‘Four Engines Blowing Up’, ‘Three Engines Getting Scrapped’, ‘Two Engines Squirting Blood Out’, and ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Out!!!!'”
“On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘Six Engines Burning’, ‘FIVE HELICOPTERS BLEEDING!!!!!!’ ‘Four Engines Blowing Up’, ‘Three Engines Getting Scrapped’, ‘Two Engines Squirting Blood Out’, and ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Out!!!!'”
“On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘Seven Faces Tilting’, ‘Six Engines Burning’, ‘FIVE HELICOPTERS BLEEDING!!!!!!’ ‘Four Engines Blowing Up’, ‘Three Engines Getting Scrapped’, ‘Two Engines Squirting Blood Out’, and ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Out!!!!'”
“On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘Eight Fat Men Cursing’,–
SIR TOPHAM HATT/THE FAT CONTROLLER: “OI!! GET OFF MY **CENSORED** PLATFORM!!!!!”
“‘Seven Faces Tilting’, ‘Six Engines Burning’, ‘FIVE HELICOPTERS BLEEDING!!!!!!’ ‘Four Engines Blowing Up’, ‘Three Engines Getting Scrapped’, ‘Two Engines Squirting Blood Out’, and ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Out!!!!'”
“On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘Nine Gags of Puking’,–
KEITH HARTLEY: *BLECH!!!*
‘Eight Fat Men Cursing’,–
SIR TOPHAM HATT/THE FAT CONTROLLER: “OI!! GET OFF MY **CENSORED** PLATFORM!!!!!”
“‘Seven Faces Tilting’, ‘Six Engines Burning’, ‘FIVE HELICOPTERS BLEEDING!!!!!!’ ‘Four Engines Blowing Up’, ‘Three Engines Getting Scrapped’, ‘Two Engines Squirting Blood Out’, and ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Out!!!!'”
“On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘Ten One-Off Uses’, ‘Nine Gags of Puking’, —
KEITH HARTLEY: *BLECH!!!*
‘Eight Fat Men Cursing’,–
SIR TOPHAM HATT/THE FAT CONTROLLER: “OI!! GET OFF MY **CENSORED** PLATFORM!!!!!”
“‘Seven Faces Tilting’, ‘Six Engines Burning’, ‘FIVE HELICOPTERS BLEEDING!!!!!!’ ‘Four Engines Blowing Up’, ‘Three Engines Getting Scrapped’, ‘Two Engines Squirting Blood Out’, and ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Out!!!!'”
“On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘Eleven Arms Falling’, ‘Ten One-Off Uses’,
‘Nine Gags of Puking’, —
KEITH HARTLEY: *BLECH!!!*
‘Eight Fat Men Cursing’,–
SIR TOPHAM HATT/THE FAT CONTROLLER: “OI!! GET OFF MY **CENSORED** PLATFORM!!!!!”
“‘Seven Faces Tilting’, ‘Six Engines Burning’, ‘FIVE HELICOPTERS BLEEDING!!!!!!’ ‘Four Engines Blowing Up’, ‘Three Engines Getting Scrapped’, ‘Two Engines Squirting Blood Out’, and ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Out!!!!'”
“On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ‘Twelve High-Speed Diesels’, ‘Eleven Arms Falling’,
‘Ten One-Off Uses’,
‘Nine Gags of Puking’, —
KEITH HARTLEY: *BLECH!!!*
‘Eight Fat Men Cursing’,–
SIR TOPHAM HATT/THE FAT CONTROLLER: “OI!! GET OFF MY **CENSORED** PLATFORM!!!!!”
“‘Seven Faces Tilting’, ‘Six Engines Burning’, ‘FIVE HELICOPTERS BLEEDING!!!!!!’ ‘Four Engines Blowing Up’, ‘Three Engines Getting Scrapped’, ‘Two Engines Squirting Blood Out’, and ‘Thomas’ Skeletal Body Coming Ouuuuuuut!!!!'” 😉
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: And that was my Christmas 2015 special, everybody or everypony!!!! Hope you all enjoyed it!!!!
TED THE SCRIPT PERSON:…..*Ewwww!!!* That was…DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!
SHINING ARMOR: YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!!! I’VE SEEN THIS FAN-FILM BEFORE AND I THINK IT’S THE MOST HORRIFYING THING TO WATCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! MUCH MORE DISTURBING THAN MY TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE AT MY OWN WEDDING IN “A CANTERLOT WEDDING”, EXCEPT THAT WAS A GOOD EPISODE!!!!:
DISCORD: Well, at least I enjoyed it a LOT!!! After all, chaos is my kind-of thing!!! 😉
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Oh, come on, guys!!! I think you’re overreacting just a scotch. Even if it is disturbing and some parts puzzled me, I still enjoy watching it, even when I’m bored and to see other people react to it, like MrMPS in his “zMPS Watches: Shed 17” video, as well as other reviews of it, and “Skarloey Rheneas Watches Shed 17” with FluteGirl2406!!!
TED THE SCRIPT PERSON: Trust me, Detective!!! You have NOT seen more disturbing things than this!!!!
DISCORD: Indeed, Ted!!! I think it’s time we watch the infamous “Star Wars Holiday Special”!! Care to watch it with me, guys!!!!
EVERYONE ELSE: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Besides, that special was one of the worst, pointless, and MOST bizarre things I’VE ever seen in my entire life, especially for “Star Wars”, one of the most well-known movie franchises ever made that has the critically acclaimed movie of the sequel trilogy, “The Force Awakens”!!!
SHINING ARMOR: Hey, Detective!!! I’VE got a challenge for you this X-mas/Decemberween!!! How about watch the “Star Wars Holiday Special” right now!!!
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: NO!!!! I’M OUTTA HERE TO SPEND SOME HOLIDAY-TIME SOMEWHERE ELSE, INSTEAD OF ARGUING WITH MY FRIENDS/RIVALS!!! *Leaves TDL’s Office*
SHINING ARMOR: HEY DETECTIVE!!!! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! 😡
-MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE ON MY BLOG AND PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THIS!!!!!-
-THE END-
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