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Aiden: I've been told you know how to dance, I need a teacher for an upcoming contract.
Lambert: Sure.
Aiden: So it's a fancy court-
Lambert: For ballroom and waltzing you'll need to talk to Eskel.
Aiden: Oh, okay. Wait. What kind of dancing did you think I meant?
Lambert: Pole dancing.
Aiden: I don't know whether to be shocked you know how to pole dance. Or to be offended that you thought I couldn't.

this poem plays in my head all! the! time! it’s maddening.

transcript:

[This is the house that built me / and I’m gonna burn it down. / This is the river I crawled from/ and I refuse to drown here. / And bless the strippers / but fuck the men. / And bless the berries / but fuck the farm. / And bless the daughter / but fuck the family. / What is a home / if not the first place you learn to run from? / You’ve got to bite the hand / that starves you, and in doing so / Praise the place that birthed you. / Birthed you fucked up. / Birthed you ugly, and interesting, / and ready to scream."— Courtney Love Prays To Oregon, Clementine von Radics]

but have you considered that the women and the fish want each other?

Loki: don't kill me, i have a wife!
Thanos: do you think fate cares about that?
Loki: oh this isn't a plea for mercy to save my life, it's a warning for yours
Thanos:
Sigyn, landing a ship by crashing it on Thanos: *muffled screaming as the door opens* WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT LOKI DEAD!
#sigyn 🤝 nebula#(crashing ships in the best possible convenient locations)#so anyway back to the universe where nebula gamora and hela are all thor and loki's sisters but only loki knows this rn#so thor just gets a whole bunch of extra siblings and loki's married but thor simply did not know this#at some point he mistakes them for being part of odin's biological/adopted children that he ditched#it's okay they'll correct him in a bit#THEN he finds out they're Thanos' and the rest of it#the Black Order immediately reverts btw they're psychologically messed up but with Thanos gone they've got no reason to cull planets btw#Thor simply has no clue what is going on and how his family ended up so big but Loki seems happy with it so everything is fine#and then they all collectively reach earth and the mortals freak out about all this too#mostly because now if they want to put any of the genocidal folks in prison they have to get through 8 siblings who are also genocidal folk#new asgard is going to keep the entire planet on edge#hehe… すべて見る

I think we should all live in a huge kitchen and cook together.

LOOK AT ME MURDER AND KILL

https://sierraseybold.com/post/664320151173365760/where-is-my-onion-powder

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